EMF: Unleashed

(Copyright information flashes on the screen. We quickly go into a highlight video of last weeks 3 fall matches, which saw Zack Ryder, the Rock, and Ben Black all gain title shots. From there we go into an introduction screen that welcomes us to Last Stand 2018. We go into the darken, pyrotechnics start to shoot down to the stage as they crash everytime they hit the stage. They end, and the lights turn on. Fans yell, and wave signs as the camera’s sweep around the crowd. The lights turn on the camera sweeps around the crowd. The commentators begin to talk.)

JR-Tonight the EMF is coming to you live from Chicago, Illionis. Welcome to Last Stand, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King we have a hell of a show lined up for all fans of the Extreme Measures Federation.

King-Everyone is talking about the main event as Zack Ryder will attempt to get back the world championship, but to do that, he’ll have to beat Logan Riley in a hell in a cell.

Kris Gaffney-Ryder has been an underdog his entire career, I wouldn’t count him out.

JR-That, and so much more, let’s get started with our first match of the evening.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, he tries to throw grapes to the audience, but they blow right back to Kenny, he eats them as they come back. Kenny walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring as he waits for his opponent.)

King-We must have a strong air conditioning in here.

Kris Gaffney-No harm, no foul…I’m sure that’s how Kenny is looking at it

(“X gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out of the ring in slow motion. He steps inside of the ring, and he waits for the bell.)

JR-This is a rematch from last month.

King-The ladder match is dangerous…hope Kenny has eaten his fruit.

Kris Gaffney-Is that even a question?

King-OK…hope someone gave Shinseke his fruit.

Kris Gaffney-…That’s better…I guess.

[Wade Wilson and Kenny Omegrape pace around the ring. Kenny Omegrape yells eat your fruit. Suddenly Wasabi runs into the ring, and yells “I AM NOT A VEGANTABLE!!” Kenny points out that he’s name after one, but Wasabi isn’t listening as he’s pulled away in a small red wagon doing a double peace sign. Wade Wilson makes a comment to the camera how this is unexpected. Kenny slaps him in the face, and Wade Wilson curses a few times, and comes back with a hard fist to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet, Wade Wilson drive backwards into the corner, he hits a few shoulder blocks, and he grabs his head, and he hits a snapmare that sends him flying down on the mat. Wade Wilson hits a hard kick into the back of his back. Wade Wilson picks up Kenny Omegrape, and he whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape, Wade Wilson lowers his head, and he sends Kenny Omegrape through the air with a back body drop. He crashes down on the mat, he slowly gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape slowly gets up to his feet, and Wade Wilson kicks Kenny Omegrape in the gut, he hooks him, and he drops him for the Dead Pool. He looks around knowing that this is not a regular match. He looks up above the ring is the television championship. He rolls out of the ring, and he walks up the isle, and he gets the ladder, and he walks back to the ring, and he slides the ladder into the ring. He gets into the ring, and he sets the ladder back into the ring. He sets the ladder under the belt, and he starts to climb up the ladder as the crowd seemly is getting excited about this development.]

JR-The television champion might be moments away from retaining his championship.

King-Can Kenny recover quick enough?

Kris Gaffney-Well…normally I would say no, but there is a chance as he was hit with Wilson’s finisher early in the match.

[Wade Wilson touches the TV championship, realizes he needs to go another step. But suddenly he realizes that the ladder starts to be tipped over by Kenny Omegrape who has seemly recovered enough to make an effort to do this, and Wade Wilson falls off of the ladder, and falls on the top rope. Then down on the mat. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape is feeling the effects of the Dead Pool by Wade Wilson. Kenny OMegrape folds the ladder, and leaves it on the mat. Kenny Omegrape rolls out of the ring, and he grabs another ladder Kenny Omegrape waits as Wade Wilson gets up to his feet. Wade Wilson gets hit with a front drop kick that makes him back up into the ropes, he stumbles back. Kenny lifts up Wade Wilson, and he drops him for a power slam on the ladder!!]

JR-That has got to hurt.

King-Now’s the time to climb.

Kris Gaffney-I don’t think that Wade’s going to stop him…unless he becomes a super hero all of a sudden.

King-Well…things are looking up for Kenny then, because Wade rejects the idea of being a hero of any kind.

[Kenny Omegrape sets up the ladder under the belt, and he starts to climb up the ladder, but before he gets half way. Wade Wilson who is still hurting comes up from behind him, and hits a low blow. Wade Wilson sets up a ladder on the side of the ladder Kenny was climbing. Wade climbs up, he hooks Kenny, jumps off the ladder, and drops Kenny with the Dead Pool off of the ladder!! The crowd reacts to that. Kenny bounces right out of the ring after that impact. Wade Wilson starts to slowly climb up to the top of the ladder….he’s almost there, he reaches for the belt. He un hooks the belt as the bell rings. Wade Wilson wins this match!!]

JR-What an exciting ending to this great match.

King-Kenny’s face disagree’s.

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Matt Faris!!!

[Matt Faris comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Tim Findlay!!!

[Tim Findlay walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Matt Faris drops Tim Findlay with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Tim Findlay walks around the ring. (the bell rings) Matt Faris grabs Tim Findlay by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Matt Faris slaps Tim Findlay in the face. Matt Faris gets back to his feet. Matt Faris shoulder tackles Tim Findlay. Matt Faris stands up. Tim Findlay gets hit with the shooting star press from Matt Faris. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 Tim Findlay kicks out. ]

JR - Matt Faris should have known better than to try for a shooting star press at this point in the match.

[Matt Faris bounces Tim Findlay off the ropes and faceslams him onto the mat. Matt Faris climbs to his feet. Tim Findlay gets hit with the shooting star press from Matt Faris. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 Tim Findlay escapes. Tim Findlay executes the brain buster on Matt Faris. Tim Findlay puts Matt Faris in the double reverse chinlock. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... Tim Findlay tightens the hold. ... Matt Faris is fighting the hold. Tim Findlay breaks the hold. Tim Findlay and Matt Faris go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Tim Findlay grabs Matt Faris's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine. (...3) Tim Findlay grabs Matt Faris's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine. ]

JR - Matt Faris takes a arm grapevine.

[(....4) Matt Faris gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Tim Findlay. (.....5) Tim Findlay takes Matt Faris into the ring. A forearm choke by Tim Findlay nearly gets him disqualified. Tim Findlay executes a neck scissors on Matt Faris. Tim Findlay climbs to his feet. Matt Faris gets back to his feet. Tim Findlay sends Matt Faris to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) A forearm choke by Tim Findlay nearly gets him disqualified. (...3) Matt Faris gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Tim Findlay. (....4) Matt Faris gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Tim Findlay. (.....5) Tim Findlay takes Matt Faris into the ring. Tim Findlay pins Matt Faris against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Tim Findlay executes the brain buster on Matt Faris. Tim Findlay is back on his feet. Matt Faris gets back to his feet. Tim Findlay and Matt Faris go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Tim Findlay cuts Matt Faris with a blade. Matt Faris is bleeding as a result. Tim Findlay holds Matt Faris in the corner, choking him with his forearm. Matt Faris gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Tim Findlay. They fight into the aisle. (..2) Matt Faris gets thrown into the corner and gets boot choked by Tim Findlay. Tim Findlay executes a neck scissors on Matt Faris. Tim Findlay is back on his feet. (...3) Tim Findlay chokes Matt Faris with his boot. Tim Findlay grabs Matt Faris and applies an arm wrench. (....4) Tim Findlay puts Matt Faris in an arm grapevine submission. Tim Findlay grabs Matt Faris's arm, drops down, and has him in an arm grapevine. (.....5) Tim Findlay grabs Matt Faris and applies an arm wrench. Matt Faris climbs to his feet. A forearm choke by Tim Findlay nearly gets him disqualified. (......6) ]

JR - Tim Findlay can't win the match out there.

[Tim Findlay executes the brain buster on Matt Faris. Tim Findlay executes a neck scissors on Matt Faris. Matt Faris moves back to his feet. (.......7) Tim Findlay executes the brain buster on Matt Faris. Matt Faris's arm is just being TWISTED by an arm grapevine by Tim Findlay. (........8) Tim Findlay chokes Matt Faris with his boot. Tim Findlay grabs Matt Faris and applies an arm wrench. Tim Findlay goes to the ring. But Matt Faris pushes him from behind into the steps (.........9)(...........10). ]

JR-This match ends on a double count out!

King-Oh well...at least we got to see a shooting star press

(“Paralyze” blasts on the PA system. Ben Black walks out on the stage. Ben Black walks out on the stage, and he continues to ring side. He slides into the ring, and he waits for his opponent.)

JR-Ben Black last week was third man to get a pin. It allowed him to take on the Extreme champion Walter Melon.

King-It certainly wasn’t easy, that’s for sure.

Kris Gaffney-He needs one more win to get the Extreme championship.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage followed behind by Jack Heyman. Walter Melon steps inside of the ring.)

JR-That’s an understatement King, Walter Melon has been on quite the roll as Extreme champion.

King-And he’s not…the melon gods didn’t want it to happen.

Kris Gaffney-Love that he always got a ready made excuse.

[The bell rings, Walter Melon and Ben Black pace around the ring. Suddenly they notice a box. Walter Melon looks in the box, and “!” appears, and Ashley Irvine jumps out of it, and yells WATERMELON!! Before disappearing back into the box. Ben Black tries to take advantage of this, and but Walter Melon is able to duck under, he yanks Ben Black’s hair, and drops him down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he hits a kick to the gut that double shim over, and then he runs to the ropes, he hits a double handed face crusher that sends him face first into the mat. He bounces off of the mat, and he lands on his back. Walter Melon hits a few stomps into the down Ben Black’s shoulder. He picks up Ben Black, he hooks him into a piledriver position, he tries to lift up Ben Black with the piledriver, but Ben Black is able to reverse it with a back body drop that sends Walter Melon flying over the top rope, but he lands on his feet on the apron. Walter Melon waits as Ben Black turns around, he grabs his head, and drops down on to the mat around ring side. The top rope makes Ben Black stumble back as Walter Melon connects with the hang man. Walter Melon climbs up to the apron, then up to the top rope. He waits on the top turnbuckle as Ben Black stumbles around, and he leaps off of the top rope, and he drops a double axe handle on Ben Black. He picks up Ben Black, he puts him up on his shoulders, and he drops him for a gut buster. Ben Black rolls around in pain. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Ben Black. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Walter Melon. Walter Melon shakes his head.]

JR-Ben Black kicks out!

King-He wants to do whatever he can do be a champion.

Kris Gaffney-I think were about to find out how far he’s willing to go.

[Walter Melon rolls out of the ring, and he looks under the ring. He grabs a trash can, and he throws it into the ring, and Walter Melon slides into the ring. He lifts the trash can high up over his head, and he runs at Ben Black, but Ben Black counters with a drop toe hold. Walter Melon goes face first into the trash can as he falls into the mat. Ben Black rolls away as Walter Melon holding his face as clearly that last move hurt him. Walter Melon rolls into the corner. Ben Black goes on the attack hitting a few stomps in the corner, and Walter is stunned enough Ben Black puts the trash can between the corner, and Watler Melon. Ben Black backs up, an dhe runs towards Walter Melon, he drop kicks the trash can. The trash can crushes into the chest of Walter Melon. Ben Black pulls Walter Melon out of the corner. Ben Black goes into the cover on Walter Melon. Hooking the leg. The ref goes into position to make the count 1…………2……….WALTER MELON kicks out!! Ben Black takes a few moments to rest up. Both rise up to their feet. Ben Black grabs Walter Melon’s head, and he drops him down with a sit down face buster. Ben Black takes a few more moments as he tries to rise up to his feet. He looks around, and he calls for the end of the match as he waits for Walter Melon to get up to his feet.]

JR-Ben Black might be on his way to be the new extreme champion!

King-That can’t be! He doesn’t eat fruit!

Kris Gaffney-Does he?

King-Who knows…

[Ben Black waits for Walter Melon to get up to his feet, Ben Black runs, and he attempts to go for a running double knee’s to the face. But Walter Melon pushes him off, Walter Melon has water melon colored brass knuckles on his hands. He hits Ben Black in the face. Ben Black goes down on the mat. Walter Melon goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope. He jumps off of the top, and he connects with a fruit smash splash on Ben Black! Walter Melon goes into the cover on Ben Black. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……………….3!!]

JR-Ben Black was going for…some sort of move, but it was countered by Walter Melon.

King-Any other match I would have a problem…not in this one, because there were no rules.

Kris Gaffney-Who are you kidding King…you praise anyone who cheats to win.

King-You know me too well…*rips off his shirt to reveal his “cheat to win” t-shirt.* I should remind everyone I made this before the Guerrero’s.

Kris Gaffney-For anyone that was wondering…

(“If you smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks out on the stage, and he walks into the ring. He steps on the apron, and raises his arm to the crowd, he waits for his opponent.)

JR-The Rock hasn’t been seen around the EMF recently, but we know when he is around the EMF, he is very successful.

King-Shouldn’t be a surprise though, he’s the Rock.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see if in 2018 he can still be the Rock.

JR-Nice Guy Buddy Friend has taken the EMF by storm since coming to the EMF.

King-And he’s done it by being a nice guy JR!

Kris Gaffney-So many pun.

[The Rock and Nice Guy Buddy Friend stand in the middle of the ring. They talk trash, Buddy Friend takes the first shot to the face. The Rock blocks it, he hammers away with a few fists to the face that makes him back up into the ropes, he grabs his arm, and then he whips him to the ropes with an irish whip. He bounces off of the ropes, the Rock connects with a spinning back elbow to the face that knocks down Nice Guy Buddy Friend. Nice Guy Buddy Friend tries to get up too quickly, and he stumbles backwards into the corner, and the Rock hits a few stomps into the gut, and he whips Buddy Friend into the corner. He flips into the corner, and he flips into the apron. He stumbles on the apron.The Rock takes a few moments to allow Buddy Friend to get where he wants him. He runs to the ropes, he sling shots the ropes, and he flips over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat. Nice Guy Buddy Friend hits the mat hard, and slowly gets up to his feet, and Nice Guy Buddy Friend gets hooked by the Rock, and dropped by the Rock with a Russian leg sweep. The Rock puts him into a lateral press pinning combination the ref counts 1…….2..KICK OUT by Buddy Friend. The Rock pulls him up into a seated position, and he puts him into a chin lock. He holds Nice Guy Buddy Friend with the chin lock. The ref makes sure that he doesn’t want to give it up, and slowly he gets up to his feet, and he tries to make his move to attempt to get out of this move. Nice Guy Buddy Friend hits a few elbows into the gut to break up the chin lock. He whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. The Rock ducks under a clothesline by Buddy Friend. Buddy Friend continues to the other side of the ring, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying clothesline htat puts down Nice Guy Buddy Friend.]

JR-Not quite what Buddy Friend had in mind.

King-Unless he was a fan of seeing the Rock’s flying clothesline.

Kris Gaffney-Then he is playing right into his trap…somehow…

[Nice Guy Buddy Friend stumbles up as the Rock gets ready to strike. He waits for Nice Guy Buddy Friend to turn around, and he hooks Nice Guy Buddy Friend, and he goes for the Rock Bottom, but it’s countered with a few elbows to the side of the head that makes the Rock stumble around. Buddy Friend kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down into the mat with a DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and then the ref starts his standing ten count. 1………………..2…………………3……………….both wrestlers are struggling to get up to their feet………4………………5….]

JR-First one up will have an advantage.

King-Sounds like something Paul Heyman would say.

Kris Gaffney-Is he still dead?

King-Who knows anymore…

[Nice Guy Buddy Friend gets up to his feet first. He kicks the Rock in the gut, he tries to hook his finisher kill’em with kindness, but the Rock is able to spin out of it, he hooks Nice Guy Buddy Friend, and he drops him with the Rock Bottom. The Rock goes into the cover on Nice Guy Buddy Friend. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………….3!!]

JR-The Rock is the IC champion once again!!

King-No more Mr. Nice Guy!

Kris Gaffney-Someone had to say it.

King-This is true.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera taking footage of himself as he walks down to the ring. He stops at the hell in a cell as his face gets a bit more serious as he stares at the cell. Finally he decides to enter the cell, and wait on the world champion.)

JR-Ryder won this match last week. To be world champion again, he’ll have to go through hell.

Kris Gaffney-It’s too bad it’s not at one of our “hell” named pay per view.

King-Forget that….I’m waiting for Era to return. That guy was great.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…got to admit, he was pretty great. We are all awaiting you return Era.

JR-……….

(“That’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley steps out on the stage. He holds up the world championship. He too seems to understand the seriousness of the Hell in the cell. He enters the cell, and the ring. He gives the world championship to the ref as he waits for the bell to ring.)

JR-Logan Riley says he’s waited to be in a match like this.

King-He knows the history of this match…who could forget Triple H and X-Cold.

Kris Gaffney-I just got a text from Triple H….he said…time to waste a pick.

King-Wonder what he was talking about.

Kris Gaffney-Sure it had nothing to do with Dez Bryant.

[The bell rings, and Zack Ryder and Logan Riley start out of the match trading fists to the face. Neither wreslter is getting a clear advantage. Finally Logan Riley is able to duck one of the fists to the face. Logan Riley hooks Zack Ryder, and goes for a belly to back suplex. Zack Ryder is able to easily roll out of the back. Zack Ryder quickly runs to the ropes, but before he can do anything Logan Riley turns around, jumps in the air, and he connects with a drop kick that puts down Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder hits down on the mat, and he rolls out of the ring. Logan Riley slides out of the ring, and he gets ready for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder turns towards Logan Riley. Logan Riley hits a spinning kick to the gut that doubles him over. He grabs him by the hair, and then he smashes him against the hell in a cell. Zack Ryder bounces back, and Logan Riley connects with a diving clothesline that knocks him down on the mat. Logan Riley takes a few moments to let what he did sink in as he pulls up Zack Ryder by his hair, and he lifts him up into a piledriver position. He lifts up Zack Ryder into a power bomb, and then he smashes him back first into the hell in a cell, he turns, and drops Zack Ryder into a sitdown power bomb. Zack Ryder crashes down hard on the mat around ring side. Logan Riley picks up Zack Ryder. Logan Riley rolls Zack Ryder into the ring. Logan Riley slides under the bottom rope. Logan Riley goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1………….2………KICK OUT by Zack Ryder!! Logan Riley sits down on the mat, and looks to be thinking of something, and then he rolls out of the ring, and looks under the ring.]

JR-It looks like Logan Riley is about to bring another weapon into play.

King-I’m sure Zack Ryder wishes he wouldn’t.

Kris Gaffney-Does he get a say?

King-I’m sure he is thinking that it would be nice if he did.

Kris Gaffney-If only I had a say at times…

[Logan Riley pulls out a table, he throws it under the ropes, and he slides under the ropes. He puts it in the corner. Logan Riley turns around, and he gets speared through the table in the corner. Logan Riley crashes into the corner, and he breaks the table. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Ryder attempting to recover after taking a bunch of moves to this point. Slowly Zack Ryder and Logan Riley get up to their feet, Logan Riley throws a fist to the face of Zack Ryder. Ryder blocks it, and hits a fist, Logan Riley throws another one, he ducks under, he lifts up Logan Riley, and drops him for a belly to back suplex that puts him down on the mat. He crashes down on the mat. Logan Riley crawls into the corner, and puts into a seated position. Zack Ryder dazed gets up to his feet, he looks around, and he looks around towards the crowd who are responding positively as they know what is next. Zack Ryder fist pumps, Woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder charges at Logan Riley, and connects with a broski boot that makes Logan Riley fall completely out of the ring, and on to the floor. Zack Ryder slides out of the ring, and he looks under the ring, and he pulls out a bag. Zack Ryder holds it up, and dumps thumb tacks all over the floor. Zack Ryder turns around into a kick to the face by Logan Riley. Zack Ryder stumbles backwards near the thumb tacks. Logan Riley measures up, he runs towards Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder counters with a back body drop that sends Logan Riley flying back first into the thumb tacks!!]

JR-Oh my god!! King Logan went into the thumb tacks.

King-I’m sure Logan at this moment doesn’t need you to remind him

Kris Gaffney-He definitely feels it now.

[Logan rolling around screaming gets out of the thumb tacks by rolling into the ring. Zack Ryder steps on the apron, and climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on Logan Riley who is getting up to his feet. Zack Ryder jumps off the top rope, but Logan Riley out of no where connects with the Final Cut. Zack Ryder falls down in a heap! Logan Riley falls into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2…………….3!!]

JR-Logan had one big shot, and changed the complextion of this match with the Final Cut.

King-I’m sure he still wishes that he didn’t go through the thumb tacks.

Kris Gaffney-That’s just a given.

(Logan Riley still seems in a lot of pain as he rolls out of the ring as thumb tacks still stick in his back. Last Stand goes off the air.)