EMF: Last Stand
	JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Derek Rampant!!! (crowd cheers ) [Derek Rampant comes to the ring. ] JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, JOB Mysterio!!! (crowd cheers ***) [("Booyaka JOB" blasts on the PA system as JOB Mysterio pops out of the stage, and keeps going. He is stuck in the roof, we go to commercial, and come back with JOB in the ring) Derek Rampant drops JOB Mysterio with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. JOB Mysterio walks around the ring. (the bell rings) Derek Rampant double underhook faceslams JOB Mysterio hard to the JOB Mysterio. Derek Rampant puts JOB Mysterio in an arm grapevine submission. JOB Mysterio gets hit with the shooting star press from Derek Rampant. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 JOB Mysterio kicks out. JOB Mysterio gets back to his feet. Derek Rampant mule kicks JOB Mysterio. Derek Rampant stomps JOB Mysterio. Derek Rampant hits JOB Mysterio with an elbowdrop. Derek Rampant is up again. JOB Mysterio gets hit with the shooting star press from Derek Rampant. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 JOB Mysterio escapes. ] JR - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like JOB Mysterio. [JOB Mysterio gets up. Derek Rampant gets up off the ground and JOB Mysterio hits him with a flying dropkick. JOB Mysterio gets up. Derek Rampant gets kneed in the stomach by JOB Mysterio when JOB Mysterio jumped off the top rope. JOB Mysterio stands up. Derek Rampant gets up. An elbow submission by JOB Mysterio brings Derek Rampant down to the mat. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Derek Rampant is fighting the hold. ... JOB Mysterio tightens the hold. JOB Mysterio breaks the hold. JOB Mysterio and Derek Rampant go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Derek Rampant uses a cradle suplex on JOB Mysterio. Derek Rampant chants start. Now Derek Rampant standing. (..2) Derek Rampant chokes JOB Mysterio with a microphone cable. (...3) Derek Rampant executes a corkscrew legdrop on JOB Mysterio. Derek Rampant gets back to his feet. (....4) Derek Rampant applies an arm wrench to JOB Mysterio. JOB Mysterio yells in pain, and looks for a way out of the hold. He backs up Derek Rampant to the ropes, and tries to whip him off of the hold. But Derek Rampant holds on to the hold. Pulls JOB Mysterio in, and hits a release northern lights suplex. JOB Mysterio is down, and Rampant calls for the end of the match. JOB Mysterio slowly gets up to his feet. Derek Rampant kicks him in the gut, and sets him up for a powerbomb lifts him, and JOB Mysterio counters with a hurriacarana that sends Derek Rampant to the ropes.] JR-Dial it up! King-Think he might get it right? Kris Gaffney-Maybe if we yell "dial the 2", he'll get it. King-Probably not? Kris Gaffney-I didn't think so either.. [JOB Mysterio calls for the 911, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Derek Rampant moves out of the way, and JOB Mysterio continues, and jumps in the ropes, and spins, and spins, and spins so more. Until he spins out of the ropes, dazed stumbling around right into the Greetings From Murdercity by Derek Rampant. Derek Rampant goes into the cover on JOB Mysterio, and gets the 1……………………2……………….3!] JR-Derek Rampant has won this match. King-Poor JOB. Kris Gaffney-Maybe we should put a "912 is the REAL number for 911". King-Your right…it's much better than the one we were going to put…."don't violate the wellness policy". Why would he need that? (The last shot we get before we fade into the show is CM Punk shaking his head at JOB Mysterio, and yelling "I'm better than you!) (The copyright information shows on the screen as we go into a Highlight video. We fade into an introduction screen welcoming us to Last Stand 2009. Pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage, and finally they stop. Then the lights turn on as fans wave their signs. Some say "Third times a charm Cena!", "Malis helped turn my life…and career around", and "Surprise me again, damn it!") JR-Welcome to Last Stand, I'm good ol' JR along with Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney. Kris Gaffney-All headlined by triple threat for the world title…….why am I doing King's part again? King-Probably because I don't feel like it. Kris Gaffney-Good point. ("Cold" blasts on the PA system as Devin Malis walks to the ring, and slides into the ring.) JR-Devin Malis shocked a lot of people by returning. King-Yeah…but then he decided to piss off the mob. Kris Gaffney-Never a good idea… ("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, Dewey Pond slides into the ring.) JR-Dewey Pond struck back at Malis in his match with Big Sal. King-I'm sure Malis hasn't forgotten. Kris Gaffney-We all know how he hates bad life choices. [Devin Malis and Dewey Pond face off in the middle of the ring, both seem focused in this match. They start to talk trash to each other, and then finally Devin Malis decides to do the first physical thing by pushing back Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond takes it in good humor. He surprises Devin Malis with a slap to the face that turns him around, and Dewey Pond does a school boy, and gets the 1………………….2………….kick out by Devin Malis. Dewey Pond hits a quick elbow to the face before Devin Malis can get to his feet. Devin Malis rolls away in pain, and gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond hits a fist to knock Devin Malis down to the mat once again. Dewey Pond waits as Devin Malis gets up to his feet, and this time hits a few forearm shots to the face. Devin Malis is knocked back near the ropes, and Dewey Pond tries to whip Devin Malis off of the ropes. But it's reversed, as Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes, Devin Malis grabs the ropes, and doesn't bounce back. This doesn't please Devin Malis who charges at Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond counters this with a hot shot that sends Devin Malis into the top rope. Dewey Pond measures up as Devin Malis stumbles right towards him, and he kicks him in the gut, and sets him up, and hits a back breaker on Devin Malis Dewey Pond hits a few stomps on the downed Devin Malis. Devin Malis turns on his stomach. Dewey Pond backs up to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and hits a knee drop to the back. Devin Malis rolls away as he's in pain, and gets in a sitting position, and Dewey Pond puts him in a surf board stretech, but before truly locking it in. Dewey Pond hits a few knee's to the back to try to soften up the back some more to make the likely hood of him giving up more likely. Dewey Pond puts on the surfboard stretch again, and the ref asks Devin Malis if he wants to give up. Devin Malis refuses to give up, and he slowly gets up to his feet. Devin Malis starts to reverse the hold, and as he's turned towards Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond hits a knee to the gut that doubles over Devin Malis, and makes him fall to his knee's, Dewey Pond backs up, and runs at Devin Malis and hits a low drop kick to knock him back down to the mat.] JR-Devin Malis hasn't been able to get out of the starting blocks. King-This isn't the type of example he wants to follow. Kris Gaffney-Yeah…really screw up some careers…and lives. [Devin Malis slowly gets up to his feet as Dewey Pond waits for him to get up to his feet. Devin Malis turns towards Dewey Pond, and Devin Malis hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Devin Malis. Dewey Pond sets up Devin Malis in power bomb/piledriver position. But Devin Malis blocks it, and Dewey Pond tries again, but it's reversed into a back body drop. Dewey Pond crashes into the mat, Dewey Pond gets up quickly he charges at Devin Malis. Devin Malis catches Dewey Pond with a sleeper. Dewey Pond struggles around the ring trying to find a way out of this hold before it starts to into the corner. Dewey Pond ducks, and Devin Malis hits the turnbuckle shoulder first, this breaks the sleeper. Devin Malis stumbles out into the middle of the ring. Dewey Pond shakes off the effects of the hold that he suffered, and Dewey Pond charges at Devin Malis who counters with a spinning spinebuster. Both wreslters are down on the mat, and the ref decides to use his standing 10 count. He gets up to about 8, when both wrestlers are up to their feet. Dewey Pond trying to get the match back under to his control charges in this match. But Devin Malis ducks under, and Dewey Pond decides to continue to the ropes for some sort of move. He bounces off of the ropes, and Devin Malis hits a leg lariat that knocks down Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond goes down to the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet. Then gets knocked back down to the mat with a running clothesline. Dewey Pond gets knocked back down to the mat, and Devin Malis kicks Dewey Pond in the gut, and puts him into power bomb/piledriver position. Devin Malis lifts him up, and hits a stacked power bomb on Dewey pond into a cover. The ref counts a 1……………………….2……………………………..kick out by Dewey Pond. Devin Malis hits the mat in frustration, as he thought he had the pin. He gets up to his feet, and waits for Dewey Pond to get up once again.] JR-Devin Malis can't quite put Dewey Pond away. King- Hey…he shouldn't feel too bad…Dewey says the same thing about his son. Kris Gaffney-Had to go there, didn't you? King-Yeah I know…I'm a bad commentator…not as bad as JR…but a bad one. [While the ref is looking another way, Devin Malis takes the turnbuckle padding off. Dewey Pond crawls into the other side of the ring. Devin Malis hits a few fists to the face of Dewey Pond. Devin Malis tries to whip him to the corner with the unprotected turnbuckle, but it's reversed. As Devin Malis goes running into the corner. Devin Malis uses his boot to stop himself. Devin Malis breaths a sigh of relief, but suddenly from behind Dewey Pond hits a big splash from behind on Devin Malis which makes Malis crash into the unprotected corner head first, he stumbles backwards right into a sunset flip roll up into a jack knife pinning combination, and gets a 1………………………2……………….3 on the struggling Malis.] JR-Malis plan just back fired. King-Don't you hate it when that happens? ("Never gonna bring me down" blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring in the X-Tazte gear.) JR-Last month Tony Ikeda revealed himself to be X-Tazte. King-So do we call him Tony Ikeda or X-Tazte? Kris Gaffney-I prefer X-Tony. ("Scott Memphis' theme" blasts on the PA system as Scott Memphis walks ot the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-The up and comer Scott Memphis has a chance to make an impact. King-He came from TNA now? Kris Gaffney-Giving King the Bobby Lashley girl voice….NO! Note: Didn't know what to call him, so called him Tony. This isn't necessarily what he wants to be called. [Tony Ikeda and Scott Memphis are in the middle of the ring, and is both staring down on each other. Finally both wrestlers start the match, and both wrestlers are starting to throw fists to the face. Tony Ikeda is able to gain the upper hand, and after Scott Memphis is stunned, Tony Ikeda is able to take a second to put as much into his next punch as he can and knock down Scott Memphis. Scott Memphis doesn't stay down too long, as he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda takes him down with a headlock take down, and Tony Ikeda keeps a hold of the headlock, and puts as much pressure on it as possible. Scott Memphis looks for a way out of the hold, and Scott Memphis is able to get up to his feet, and is able to get to the side of Tony Ikeda, and Scott Memphis goes for a belly to back suplex. But Tony Ikeda rolls out of the back of Scott Memphis, Tony Ikeda sets up Scott Memphis and hits a front Russian leg sweep that sends Scott Memphis face first into the mat. But unlike the finisher version, it doesn't have that much effect as slowly Scott Memphis who still is in quite a bit of pain stumbles up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hits a kick to the gut, this doubles over Scott Memphis, and brings him over to the corner of the ring, and then smashes his head on the top turnbuckle about 5 times, and finally Tony Ikeda lets go of Scott Memphis. Scott Memphis turns around, and Tony Ikeda measures up, and hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Scott Memphis. Tony Ikeda drags Scott Memphis' face on the top rope. Scott Memphis is in pain, and Tony Ikeda hits a few forearm shots to the face. Scott Memphis tries to whip Tony Ikeda off of the ropes, but it's reversed by Scott Memphis. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes, and Scott Memphis goes for a hip toss. But Tony Ikeda counter this into a DDT that drives Scott Memphis down into the mat. Scott Memphis looks to be down for the count, so Tony Ikeda decides to go for the cover. He goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………..2………………..kick out by Scott Memphis. Tony Ikeda shakes his head, so he grabs Scott Memphis leg, and hits a few elbows into the leg of Scott Memphis.] JR-It looks like Tony is trying to soften up the leg. King-Think that Naitch might be angry soon? Kris Gaffney-He's angry anyways, the only problem is he forgets why he is… King-It's the electric shock he's taken over the years…or just over that one year. [ Tony Ikeda decides to do a figure four leg lock, but Scott Memphis is able to counter this move by using his free leg to throw Tony Ikeda into the ring post. Tony Ikeda's shoulders strikes the ring post buying Scott Memphis sometime to rest up. But not too long as soon after Tony Ikeda pulls himself out of the corner, and gets up to his feet. So Tony Ikeda tries to get the match back under his control as he throws a fist to the face. Scott Memphis ducks under, and hits a belly to back suplex. Tony Ikeda down on the mat for a few moments, so Scott Memphis is able to get even more rest. Tony Ikeda stumbles up, right into an inverted atomic drop. Tony Ikeda is in pain, and Scott Memphis hits a running clothesline that sends him down to the mat, Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Scott Memphis hits a few fists to the face. Scott Memphis tries to whip Tony Ikeda off of the ropes, but it's reversed by Tony Ikeda. Scott Memphis bounces off of the ropes, and Tony Ikeda goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Scott Memphis. Scott Memphis bounces off of the opposite side of the ring. Scott Memphis spring boards off of the second rope, and connects with a cross body block on Tony Ikeda, but can't quite hold down the pin. So he rolls off, Tony Ikeda slowly gets up to his feet, he stumbles towards where Scott Memphis is. Scott Memphis picks up Tony Ikeda, and hits a body slam on Tony Ikeda. Scott Memphis goes nearest turnbuckle, and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He leaps off of the second rope, and connects with a second rope leg drop. Scott Memphis goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………..2…………………….kick out by Tony Ikeda. Scott Memphis gets up to his feet, and waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet.Tony Ikeda makes it to his feet, and turns towards Scott Memphis. Scott Memphis kicks Tony Ikeda in the gut, and goes for a vertical suplex. But Tony Ikeda slides out of the back of Scott Memphis. Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes, and both wrestlers hit a double clothesline, both wrestlers are down on the mat.] JR-Both competitors are down, this match could be decided on who gains the advantage from this King-He's been stealing lines from Paul Heyman again. Kris Gaffney-…that…or since he got hit in the head, he believes he is Paul Heyman. JR-Bah Gawd I have hair! King-You sure do JR…you sure do… [Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and goes over to where Scott Memphis is, and goes for a fist, but it's blocked by Scott Memphis, and Scott Memphis hits a few fists to the face of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda pokes Scott Memphis in the eyes, which stun him, Tony Ikeda whips Scott Memphis to the ropes, and Scott Memphis bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda lowers his head, and Scott Memphis counters with a running DDT. Scott Memphis rolls out of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope. Scott Memphis goes for double axe handle, but Tony Ikeda moves out of the way, putting the ref where he was and Memphis hits the ref instead. Scott Memphis checks on the ref, trying to make him come to. Tony Ikeda sneaks behind him, and hits a low blow on Scott Memphis. Tony Ikeda hits a quick full nelson slam (not his finisher), which buys the ref sometime to recover as Tony Ikeda sets up Scott Memphis, and hits the Tazte injection! Tony Ikeda covers Scott Memphis, and gets the 1………………………….2…………………………….3!] JR-Damn it, Scott Memphis had this match won. King-matches aren't won on should haves JR! ("Needle and Spoon" blasts on the PA system as Chad Vargas walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.) JR-Chad Vargas earned his way into this match last week. King-This pleased Chad…or so he said on Twitter. Kris Gaffney-Good to know! ("Sunglasses at night" blasts on the PA system as Brandon Eastman walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Brandon Eastman has quite an opportunity here. King-Must be weird to face Vargas in this match though. Kris Gaffney-You know what would be weird…facing MVP and Chad Vargas at the same time! JR-Why's that? King and Kris-……… ("Welcome to Heartbreak" blasts on the PA system as Randy Evans walks to the ring with Melina traveling behind. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Randy Evans probably has an up hill fight. King-Well…two ego's can't co-exist for long. Kris Gaffney-Now I see Chad and Brandon doing just that to spite you. [Brandon Eastman, Chad Vargas, and Randy Evans pace around the ring. Brandon Eastman, and Chad Vargas then turns towards Randy Evans, and Randy Evans realizes that he's in a bad situation he jumps out of the ring as both wrestlers go after him. Chad Vargas and Brandon Eastman tries to grab Randy Evans, but Randy Evans is able to duck their attempts, and Randy Evans grabs Chad Vargas by the leg. Then pulls him out of the ring, and Randy Evans hits a knee into the gut that doubles him over, and Chad Vargas brings him over to the ring steps, then Randy Evans smashes Chad Vargas into the ring steps face first into the steps. Chad Vargas is stunned, he stumbles around as Randy Evans tries to go on the attack, but Evans realizes that something is coming. He ducks under, and just misses being hit with a running big boot to the face, and Brandon Eastman floors Chad Vargas with a big boot to the face. Chad Vargas goes down to the mat, Brandon Eastman doesn't look like he meant to do that, and Randy Evans comes from behind, Brandon Eastman and hits a low blow that puts Brandon Eastman in a lot of pain. Randy Evans grabs a cane from under the ring. Brandon Eastman turns around, and gets blasted by the cane, and Brandon Eastman goes down to the mat, Randy Evans decides to go after the smaller Chad Vargas to try to gain the victory. So he goes over to Chad Vargas who is just now getting up to his feet after the boot to the face. Randy Evans hits a few fists to the face of Chad Vargas, and throws him into the ring. Randy Evans climbs up to the top rope, and waits for Chad Vargas to get up to his feet. Randy Evans leaps off of the top rope, but Chad Vargas hits a drop kick that connects on Randy Evans that sends Randy Evans on the mat in pain. Randy Evans looks like he's in a lot of pain, and Chad Vargas gets up to his feet as does Randy Evans. Randy Evans goes for a fist to the face. But it's blocked by Chad Vargas. Chad Vargas hits a few fists to the face of Randy Evans. Chad Vargas tries to whip Randy Evans to the ropes, but it's reversed. Chad Vargas bounces off of the ropes. But Chad Vargas floats over the knee into the gut, and sets up Randy Evans, and hits a catapault that sends Randy Evans flying into the turnbuckle.] JR-Chad Vargas is gaining momentum. King-You think this match will improve things at Vargas land, or make them worse? Kris Gaffney-Well considering how much they both drink, I doubt it'll make a difference. [Randy Evans stumbles around stunned, and then goes backwards as Chad Vargas hits a hanging neck breaker on Randy Evans. Randy Evans is in pain, and is in a sitting position in the corner, Chad Vargas hits a few stomps on the downed Randy Evans, and puts his boot to the throat. Chad lets go after a 3 count, and picks up Randy Evans, and whips him to the corner. Randy Evans stumbles out of the corner after hitting it, Chad Vargas sets up Randy Evans, and puts him on the top rope. Chad Vargas climbs up to the top rope, and hooks up Randy Evans for a super plex, but suddenly Brandon Eastman comes from behind, and there is a tower of doom where most of the competitors are hurt, except Brandon Eastman who gets up fairly quickly, grabbing the cane that he was hit with earlier in the match. Brandon Eastman measures up as Chad Vargas turns around, and Brandon Eastman hits a cane shot on Chad Vargas that knocks down Chad Vargas. Randy Evans tries to attack Bradon Easmtan, but it's countered by Brandon Eastman hitting a cane shot to the gut doubling him over, and Brandon Eastman hits a cane shot to the back of Randy Evans. Randy Evans rolls out of the ring, and falls out of the ring. Chad Vargas inside of the ring stumbles right into the waiting Brandon Eastman who hits a few fists to the face of Chad Vargas. Chad Vargas backs to the ropes. Brandon Eastman whips Chad Vargas off of the ropes. Chad Vargas bounces off of the ropes, and Brandon Eastman lowers his head, and hits a back body drop that sends Chad Vargas crashing down on the mat. Brandon Eastman waits for Chad Vargas to get up to his feet, and Chad Vargas stumbles up to his feet, and Brandon Eastman grabs him by his throat, lifts him up, and drives him down to the mat with a choke slam! Brandon Eastman goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………………2………………..Randy Evans breaks up the cover just before three count.] JR-Randy Evans just saw his title reign flash before his eyes. King-Wonder if he thinks he lead a good Extreme title reign. Kris Gaffney-I'd ask him, but he might have two different opinions with the voices in his head. [Randy Evans gets up to his feet, Brandon Eastman goes for a running big boot to the face, but Randy Evans ducks under, and hits a 3.0 back breaker. Randy Evans goes down, and waits for Brandon Eastman gets up to his feet. But before he turns around suddenly an unknown man jumps on the apron. This turns Randy Evans around, and Randy Evans goes for a fist to knock off the unknown man, but as he turns around Brandon Eastman somehow has a Singapore Cane, and smashes Randy Evans on the top of the head. Randy Evans stumbles around, and falls backwards out of the ring. Chad Vargas stumbles up to his feet, and Brandon Eastman hits a cane shot to the gut. Then Chad Vargas sets up, lifts him, and hits the Jagerbomb! Brandon Eastman goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………………..2………………………..3!] JR-Brandon Eastman just won this match..with some help. King-Never seen that guy before. Kris Gaffney-Well….Evans reign sure crashed and burned. (The unknown man slides into the ring as Eastman is being handed the title, Eastman and the unknown man high five. The two celebrate Eastman's win.) JR-Seems Eastman knows who he is. King-Interesting. (We show the Hell in a Cell lowering.) JR-While the cell is lowering, I just want to bring you back to next week, and the news we heard that surrounds the two responsible for this match coming together. (We open up the scene on a beach earlier in the day (note: Before Shockwave last week). It seems that with EMF being in Florida, Amy Dumas and John Cena decided to bring their children to the beach to try to help them to get them to know each other a bit better. Amy is sitting on a towel watching her daughter, and the Cena children play in the sand. She is wearing a baby blue bikini. Cena leans towards Amy, and smiles.) Cena: This was a great idea... get away from all the drama of the EMF and let the children spend some quality time together. .::Amy Dumas::.-Drama is right, but glad that the girls are having so much fun....not so sure about Eddie over there. (Cena laughs.) Cena: Aw.. he can handle himself, plus he'll be happy to have some company. Like I am right now. Lifes been so much better since we stopped fighting all the time and just gave in to temptation. (She smiles, leans against Cena's arm, and says.) .::Amy Dumas::.-Oh, I know, at least I'm with someone who appreciates me now, rather than the things I use to do. Although, not saying it's totally easy. I mean, it's easier for you, women have double standards when it comes to this, but then again if the people saying things about it didn't have this, they would still be whining about things that happened years ago. So I suppose it's new at least. But don't really care, as their all beneath us. All that matters is that were happy. Cena: Exactly. You cared about other people for too long. Its time to start caring about you. But Amy... being with you... this is the happiest i've ever been. I didn't think anyone would come close to Nat but.... your so far beyond her that I put her in a Cell this week! Amy, I don't ever want this to end. I just want me and you to be happy, and together, for the rest of our lives. .::Amy Dumas::.-awww......kinda sweet, a bit brutal. I don't want her to be hurt, but we already went over this, I know I can't change your mind…. Anyways, regardless of all that, I think were just getting started as far as our happiness. Although, I will admit that...even though it's a big promise, considering what we both have gone through. Regardless of what anyone thinks, I know we will make it. (She puts her arms around Cena. Cena puts his arms around Amy too, and looks into her eyes, smiling.) Cena: I know your right. Of course we will make it. But i've been thinking Amy, and I think we should make sure of it. Make sure we make it, and erase anyones doubts about us being for real. .::Amy Dumas::.-...What do you mean baby? Cena: I mean... erm... this isn't easy to say after how badly its turned out the last few times. But... I think we should get married Amy! I mean... why waste any more time? (Amy puts her hands over her mouth, she looks shocked.) .::Amy Dumas::.-.....oh my gawd...are you sure John?...It's a bit sudden... Cena: It might seem sudden to you.. but i've thought of nothing else since we got together. I just want to show the world how serious we are, and cement the fact that now that I finally have you, I never have to let you go. .::Amy Dumas::.-....ok...I'll marry you John Cena. I'm just as sick of hearing all the stuff that has been said since I stopped being a tool. But not just because of those people who doubt us, but because I want to. You are the only man who has always been there for me, the only man for me. (Cena gets a huge smile on his face, and pulls Amy closer to kiss her.) Cena: You just made me the happiest man in the world! You've always been the only girl for me Amy. And this time i'm going to make it work .::Amy Dumas::.-I believe you hun....and trust me, nothing will make me happier than to be your wife, and the mother of both of our children. And if you still want more, I'm more than happy to give you as many as you'd like. Cena: I look forward to it. Not that it'll take much to bring these 2 familis together.. Laura and Ashley are practically inseperable anyway. As for having more... well I think we both know my answer to that! (Amy giggles, and takes his hand.) .::Amy Dumas::.-By the way were going at times, that might happen sooner than later. Cena: Yea... it might. I didn't bring your ring Amy... I wasn't planning on asking you today... but I just realised how important you are to me and couldn't wait any more. I'll get it for you as soon as we get home though, and then we can begin to look forward to the big day! .::Amy Dumas::.-she laughs* Well...that's alright, I'm all about being spontaneous. I can wait for the ring, I'm more than happy right now with you. We do have some planning ahead of us, but for now. Let's just enjoy this moment, besides I think the girls over there have teamed up on poor Eddie. (We get a shot of Eddie Stratus who has had everything but his head buried as his sister Laura and Ashley are standing proud of themselves.) (note: not deep in the sand, yeah...kinda crazy for kids these young to be able to handle this...but they did...Amy was keeping an eye on them during this whole thing. (Cena looks over and laughs.) Cena: Oh God... poor guy. We should probably go and help him... I guess... (Amy holds back her laughter.) .::Amy Dumas::.-I told you she gives him a kidding punch Probably a good idea, come on. she smiles and grabs his hand bringing him up (Cena smiles too, and the pair of them walk off towards their children as we fade out.) ("Million Dollar Theme blasts out as a very nervous looking Natasha Jones steps out onto the ramp to boos from the crowd. She walks down the ramp and stares at the demonic structure in front of her. She nervously walks through the door.) JR: This is the devils playground... and no place for a woman. Least of all not one who has very limited wrestling experience... King: This could cost her her career... AND her life. Kris: I know Malis is back, but thats getting boring already... ("Generic Theme" plays and Miss Jackie comes out. She looks confident as she strolls down the ramp to cheers from the crowd. She walks into the cell and the door is closed and locked shut.) Finkle: Ladies and Gentleman... the following is the first ever All Female Hell in a Cell match! Introducing the participants... first... from Milton Keynes England, the former 2 time EMF Women's Champion, and former co-owner of the EMF... Miss Natasha Jones! boos ring out And her opponent.... from Strongsville Ohio... She is a former 7 time EMF Women's Champion.... Miss Jackie! (The crowd cheer for Jackie and the bell rings. Natasha quickly runs at Jackie aiming for a clothesline but Jackie sees it coming a mile away and sidesteps it. Nat stumbles and Jackie grabs her and pulls off a quick suplex from behind. She goes into a bridge and gets the 1..... 2....... kick out. Jackie laughs at Nat actually having the nerve to kick out. She grabs Nat by the hair and pulls her to her feet. She then hurls her towards the ropes hard so that she goes flying over them and falls to the outside. She lets Nat stumble up and then rolls and his a baseball slide on her, forching her into the steel. Nat looks hurt and then Jackie grabs her and throws her head first into the steel. Natasha looks in extreme pain and then Jackie throws her into the steel once more, causing her to fall to the floor.) JR: As expected... Jackie is going to DESTROY Miss Jones... King: This really could be her Last Stand... Kris: I think i'd be more shocked if it wasn't.. (Natasha is barely moving as Jackie picks her up and throws her into the ring. She then slides in and begins hammering away on Nat with mounted punches. Natasha tries to block them but is too weak to do so. Jackie lifts Nat to her feet and she can barely stand as it is. Jackie hoists Nat onto her shoulders and then nails the F-Off with authority. She hooks the leg and scores the 1...... 2............. she pulls Nats shoulder off the mat and smirks. She isn't going to let this end so easy. She drags Nat over to the ropes and then rolls her out of the ring again. She begins to grate Nat's head against the steel. You can tell shes loving every moment of it. Suddenly the titantron flicks to backstage and the crowd cheer as they see Dan Godwin. Its unclear why until the camera turns round to see Masters fastening his boots. The audio is heard.) Godwin: Your really gonna go out there? For a womens match? Just let them deal with their own problems.. we need to focus on me winning the World Championship tonight... Masters: Sorry man... I can't. Good luck and everything... I know you'l do great. But I have to go out there. Godwin: Why exactly? (Masters just looks at him, almost as if he doesn't know what to say... and then manages to utter...) Masters: Because.... because I love her. (Godwin looks stunned and Masters walks out the room. The tron switches back to the action and Jackie is staring at it, looking a mixture between confused and scared. She throws Nat to the ground and hooks her leg to try and put this away, scoring the 1..... 2........ the delay enabled Nat to weakly throw a shoulder up. Jackie banged the mat in frustration. Suddenly "Masterpiece" played around the arena. Jackie panics and lifts Nat up and hurls her into the ring. She picks up the dazed Nat and puts her on her shoulders to go for a 2nd F-Off to put this match away. She is panicking too much though and this enables Nat to kick and squirm her way out of the move. Jackie turns and Nat somehow leaps to her feet and then slides out of the ring, trying to buy enough time for Masters to get there. Masters runs down the ramp to the cell entrance but obviously can't get in. He begins arguing with the outside official to open the door but he refuses. Nat drops to the outside and Jackie slides out to follow her. Jackie lifts Nat up but gets blasted in the face by Nat's fist, which she had covered in Brass Knuckles she found under the ring. Jackie goes down and Nat looks under the ring for another weapon. She pulls out a steel chair. She picks Jackie up, leans her against the cell, and then smashes her hard with the chair, crushing her between it and the steel. She smirks and then hooks the leg. She gets the 1................ 2.................... SOMEHOW Jackie rolls a shoulder out.) JR: The distraction almost costing Miss Jackie big time... King: She might not be able to wrestle.... but she sure knows how to cause damage... Kris: Well she learnt from the best.... she's been bending the rules for John Cena for years! (Nat looks frustrated, and is still in a lot of pain, but seemingly is recovering. She throws Jackie into the ring. She then slides in herself, with the chair. Jackie gets to her knees and then gets a face full of the steel. Nat gets an evil smirk on her face, the kind we're used to seeing from Cena. She then lifts Jackie up, and positions her for the Get Bent! She nails it, hard onto the chair. Jackie is clearly in a world of pain, but uses the momentum, plus her last bit of energy, to roll out of the ring. Nat shrugs it off and slides out of the ring. She hooks the leg again for the 1........... 2........................ Jackie throws her shoulder out again! Nat is now getting frustrated. She goes over to the door and begins to yell at the referee to open it for Masters. He still refuses and then Masters slaps him in the Masterlock! Jackie has now stumbled to her feet, and Nat notices it. She charges at Jackie to use the knuckles she still wearing, but Jackie sees it coming. She ducks and Nat punches the ring post. She stumbles back and Jackie hoists her up for the F-Off! She nails it hard onto the outside. Just then Masters produces the key he's stolen from the referee... and unlocks the cell door.) JR: Masters is breaking in! King: If only they used a Masterlock this would never have happened.... Kris: If only Nat has used a SEX Brand chair this would be over.... (Jackie rolls Nat into the ring while Masters is still pulling the chains from the door. She tries to get in herself, but is still hurting from the shots to the head, and so shes slow to do so. She slides into the ring eventually, but before she can pick up the win, Masters is into the cell. He slides into the ring and Jackie looks at him, almost begging him not to get involved. Masters looks at how much pain Nat is in and looks angry.) JR: I think the Masterpiece is going to destroy Miss Jackie just like she destoryed Natasha... King: He loves her? After all this time? God Masters is pathetic.... Kris: Hey, beats that time we all thought he was gay.... (Masters grabs Jackie, spins her round, and puts his arms through to give her a Masterlock. She screams loudly, but suddenly Masters stops. And just lowers his hands to Jackie's waist, and hugs her from behind. Jackie looks confused. Masters releases her and she turns round to look at him. She gives a confused stare and she doesn't seem to know what to think. Masters smiles at her. He then whispers something to her and motions towards the top of the cell. Jackie laughs. She grabs Nats lifeless body, and drags it to the utside once more. She removes Nats Brass knuckles, and as Nat stumbles up, she smashes her hard with them. Shes now outcold. She drags Nat out of the open cell door. She then hands her over to Masters. Masters is able to sling Nat over his shoulder, and climb the cell carrying her up. He gets to the top and rolls her onto it. Jackie herself begins to climb the cage. She reaches the top and Nats stil out of it. Jackie puts Nat onto her shoulders, and delivers one, final, hard F-Off onto the steel roof of the cell. She hooks the leg and the referee, whose still in the ring, looks up to count the 1.... 2.... 3!) JR: She did it! She has finally defeated Natasha Jones 1 on 1! King: And caused her a hell of a lot of pain on top of it... Kris: Was that ever in any doubt? (Jackie stands over Nat, looking proud. She then turns to Chris, and gives him a hug and smiles. Nat is conscious but barely moving. Jackie notices this and then gets an evil look on her face. She picks Nat up, and puts her on her shoulders once more. She goes to the edge of the cell, and then hits the F-Off so that Nat falls from the top of the cell to the floor. The crowd gasp as she hits the ground hard. Trainer are quickly on the scene, rushing out to attend to her as she really is lifeless now. They load her onto the stretcher, and "Generic Theme" plays as Chris Masters raises Jackie's arms in victory.) ("Destroy Everything" blasts on the PA system as SammyExtreme walks out on the stage, and walks to the ring.) JR-Last week on Shockwave SammyExtreme scored what some people consider an upset. King-I bet it didn't upset Sammy any. Kris Gaffney-Yeah…and it has nothing to do with the win, it's just because he got to smash many tables. ("The Bleeding" blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Well one person that probably wasn't too happy with the upset was Troy Gafgen. King-Well…guess he has a chance to prove it was just a fluke. Kris Gaffney-Or die. King-Harsh. [SammyExtreme and Troy Gafgen pace around the ring, and SammyExtreme tries to lock up with Troy Gafgen trying to see if he matches up with the strength of Troy. Which as expected, he doesn't even get close as he gets thrown down to the mat.SammyExtreme looks up in surprised, expecint Troy Gafgen not to follow up. But seemly he didn't factor in that Troy is looking for revenge as Troy hits a boot to the face of SammyExtreme that sends him down on the mat. SammyExtreme crawls into the corner, and gets up in the corner, and Troy Gafgen hits a knew knee lifts into the corner. Then Troy Gafgen follows it up with a boot to the throat, as the ref counts to 4, and Troy Gafgen breaks the choke hold. The ref says a few things to Troy Gafgen, and Troy Gafgen backs away, and then finally after he goes back into the corner, and hits a fist to the face. Then Troy Gafgen takes SammyExtreme out of the corner, and whips him off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen goes for a big boot, but SammyExtreme ducks it and continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off the ropes on the opposite side of the ring. SammyExtreme leaps in the air for a cross body block, and catches SammyExtreme out of mid air, and holds him for a few seconds. Then hits a fall away slam that sends SammyExtreme flying across the ring, before crashing into the mat. Troy Gafgen waits for SammyExtreme to get up, but he notices that SammyExtreme just threw himself over the second rope just kind of hanging there, so Troy Gafgen runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and comes crashing down on the back of SammyExtreme stunned gets up to his feet as SammyExtreme waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet. Troy Gafgen kicks SammyExtreme in the gut doubling him over, Troy Gafgen double under hooks SammyExtreme's arms, and sets up, and hits a double under hook power bomb into a pin. The ref counts 1……………………….2…………………..kick out by SammyExtreme. Troy Gafgen shakes his head, and picks up SammyExtreme, and throws him back into the corner. Troy Gafgen hits a few fists to the face of SammyExtreme.] JR-Troy Gafgen is showing no mercy. King-Well…guess he didn't take too kindly to SammyExtreme's upset. Kris Gaffney-I guess not… [Troy Gafgen finally stops punching SammyExtreme, and whips him to the other side of the ring. SammyExtreme crashes into the corner, Troy Gafgen yells at a random fan, and runs at Troy Gafgen. SammyExtreme hits a boot to the face, Troy Gafgen stumbles backwards. Troy Gafgen being not wore down, SammyExtreme is charged at by Troy Gafgen once again. But SammyExtreme is once again able to get his boot. Troy Gafgen stumbles backwards, SammyExtreme runs, and leaps, and hits a flying shoulder block that knocks back Troy Gafgen. SammyExtreme gets up, and runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and hits a running clothesline that once again stuns Troy Gafgen, but doesn't knock him down to the mat. SammyExtreme shakes his head trying to think of the next thing he is going to try, he runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme continues to the other side of the ring, and bounces off of the ropes. He leaps in the air as Troy Gafgen turns around. SammyExtreme finally knocks down Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen rolls out of the ring, and gets up by the apron. SammyExtreme runs, and hits a baseball slide to the face that knocks Troy Gafgen down to the mat once again. SammyExtreme takes this time to rest up. But once he see's that Troy Gafgen is getting up to his feet. SammyExtreme runs to the ropes, and spring boards off of the second rope, and leaps over the top rope, and catches Troy Gafgen with a flying cross body block. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. SammyExtreme is the first to get up to his feet. SammyExtreme pulls up Troy Gafgen, and then smashes his head on the table. Troy Gafgen stumbles around dazed, SammyExtreme takes Troy Gafgen and throws him into the ring. Then SammyExtreme rolls inside of the ring, he then signals to the fans that he's going to end this match.] JR-Sammy is setting up for the Gore. King-He must be trying to stop Manbearpig. Kris Gaffney-wrong Gore. King-Is it? Kris Gaffney-Yeah… [SammyExtreme waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet, once he does, and he turns towards SammyExtreme. Sammy goes for the gore, but he misses it, Troy Gafgen goes for the Crack of Dawn. But it's blocked into a jackknife cover on Troy, Sammy is able to hold him down for the 1……………….2……………….3!] JR-Sammy shocks Troy again! King-Oh good….maybe MVP won't have that headline after all if he wins. Kris Gaffney-Or they could put the same two headlines. (Sammy shakes his head, knowing that he's been very lucky to get two wins. He puts out his hand to Troy Gafgen, but Troy isn't happy, so he pushes down Sammy to some boo's. Troy leaves the ring somewhat understandably frustrated.) ("Turn up the trouble" blasts on the PA system as Ken Kennedy walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-After returning to the EMF, Ken Kennedy was promised a IC title shot in his contract, this is that shot. King-….and for some reason he hates Cena. Kris Gaffney-He's going to have to explain that one to me, I see Amy…but what did Cena do? King-Maybe the answer is…Amy? Kris Gaffney-Hhhhhmmm…maybe. ("Slither" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-The IC champion is going to have his hands full. King-Yeah, not sure if the Godwin curse extends to him. Kris Gaffney-…being that his name isn't Godwin, probably not… [Firestorm and Ken Kennedy lock up, and Firestorm is able to put Ken Kennedy into an arm bar. Firestorm holds on the hold, and hits a few clubbing blows to the arm, this takes down Ken Kennedy down to his knee, and Firestorm picks up Ken Kennedy and twists Ken Kennedy's arm again. Ken Kennedy does a flip and crashes down on the mat. Firestorm holds on to the arm bar on the mat, and Firestorm hits a few knee drops to the arm of Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy is in pain, and tries to find a way out of this hold by getting to his feet. Ken Kennedy decides to back up Firestorm to the ropes, and whips him off of the ropes. Firestorm bounces off of the ropes, and as he comes off of the ropes. Ken Kennedy hits a hard shoulder block that knocks down Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy gets up to his feet, and Firestorm hits a running clothesline. Ken Kennedy goes down once again, and gets up much slower to his feet with the help of the ropes. As Ken Kennedy is hanging over the second rope, Firestorm runs to the ropes and leaps in the air, and comes crashing down on the back of Firestorm that drives Ken Kennedy's throat into the second ropes. Ken Kennedy stumbles up to his feet, and Firestorm hits a fist or two on Ken Kennedy backing him up to the ropes. Firestorm tries to whip Ken Kennedy off of the ropes. But it's reversed by Ken Kennedy, Firestorm bounces off of the ropes. As Firestorm bounces off of the ropes, Ken Kennedy goes for a standing clothesline, but it's ducked under by Firestorm. Firestorm bounces off of the ropes as Ken Kennedy turns around Firestorm leaps in the air and hits a flying clothesline that knocks down Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy gets up slowly, and Firestorm hits a double leg take down. Firestorm points Ken Kennedy to the nearest turnbuckle. Then hits a catapault that sends Ken Kennedy crashing into the corner. Ken Kennedy stumbles out of the corner, and Firestorm hits a kick into the gut, Firestorm sets up Ken Kennedy, and hits a t-bone suplex. Firestorm starts to shake his head, holds it for a few moments, but realizes he needs to try to end this match. Firestorm goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………….2………………….kick out by Ken Kennedy!] JR-Kick out by Ken Kennedy. Seems Firestorm was shaken up on that last move. King-Seems like Ken Kennedy doesn't want to give up that easy. Kris Gaffney-I'm guessing he's hoping to melt down the belt to make into a golden microphone… King-The Godfather is going to kill you for mentioning that… [Firestorm looks up at the ref and makes sure that it wasn't a three. As he seems to be really bugged by something, and wants to get this match over with as quickly as possible. Realizing that it wasn't he decides to keep on the attack. Ken Kennedy has gone into the corner, and Firestorm hits a few fists to the face of Ken Kennedy, then tries to whip Ken Kennedy to the ropes, but Ken Kennedy reverses it. Firestorm goes hard into the corner, and crashes hard into the corner. He stumbles out of the corner, and Ken Kennedy hits a sit down reverse jaw breaker that sends Firestorm falling backwards into a sitting position in the corner, and Ken Kennedy even though he's wore down from all the moves he's taken thus far decides that he needs to take advantage of this chance. So he runs to the ropes, and hits a boot to the face in the corner. Ken Kennedy unhooks himself from the bottom rope, and falls down to the mat, and takes his time to rest up. Ken Kennedy gets up to his feet, and waits as Firestorm is also trying to make it to his feet. Ken Kennedy hooks up Firestorm for the mic check as Firestorm gets to his feet. But Firestorm hits a few elbow to the side of the head of Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy stumbles backwards, and Firestorm charges at Ken Kennedy. But it's countered with a back body drop that sends Firestorm over the top rope, but Firestorm lands on his feet. Firestorm gets ready as Ken Kennedy turns around. Firestorm tries to sling shots himself up to the top rope, but Ken Kennedy thinking quickly hits a shoulder block into the gut. Which makes Firestorm lose his grip, and fall off of the apron. Firestorm hits his face on the apron, and crashes on the arena floor. Ken Kennedy goes to the outside, and grabs Firestorm by the hair and brings him to his feet, and over to the nearest ring steps. Ken Kennedy takes Firestorm's head, and smashes it into the ring steps. Firestorm stumbles around dazed, and Ken Kennedy throws Firestorm into the ring. Firestorm slowly gets up to his feet after Ken Kennedy has gotten into the ring. Firestorm stumbles right into the waiting Ken Kennedy who picks up Firestorm on his shoulders, and hits a rolling senton on Firestorm. Ken Kennedy goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………………………2…………………kick out by Firestorm!] JR-Firestorm hasn't seemed quite right. King-Quite right for Firestorm could mean anything….stop complaining! Kris Gaffney-He won't… [Ken Kennedy pulls up Firestorm, and hits a body slam on Firestorm. Ken Kennedy climbs up to the top rope, he leaps off of the top rope for the Kenton Bomb. But Firestorm moves out of the way, and Ken Kennedy crashes into the mat. Firestorm gets up to his feet dazed. Ken Kennedy gets up near the ropes. Firestorm kicks him in the gut, and goes for a DDT. But Ken Kennedy holds on to the ropes, Firestorm crashes hard on the back of his head. Firestorm eyes seem glazed over, the ref checks Firestorm. But Firestorm gets up regardless, and stumbles right into the mic check by Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………2………………3!] King-Kennedy is the IC champion! JR-Although something isn't quite right with Firestorm. Kris Gaffney-I blame it on the smoke machine…because that seems like the thing to do. ("Sound of Madness" blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Scott Tazte probably didn't expect such a big mess when he earned the chance to be in this match. King-Yeah, but you never know what to expect in the EMF. Kris Gaffney-Your going to get sued by Vince McMahon. King-Figures… ("Dirty Window" blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-A month ago, some say Dan Godwin was robbed out of the world title by his partner at the time MVP. King-CM Punk would approve. Kris Gaffney-Not telling you why though… ("MVP" blasts on the PA system as MVP walks to the ring, followed behind by Eve.) JR-MVP is going to have to give quite a fight, and hope for some luck if he wants to remain champion. King-Yeah….what's worse than a triple threat. Kris Gaffney-What's that? King-A triple threat when the other two want to kill you. Kris Gaffney-Oh…. [Dan Godwin and MVP decide not to wait for Scott Tazte as they charge at each other, Dan Godwin takes down MVP with a few fists to the face.MVP switches it, and hits a few fists to the face of Dan Godwin throws off MVP, and MVP gets up to be met with a kick to the gut that doubles over MVP, and Dan Godwin tries to whip MVP to the ropes, and MVP reverses the whip, Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes, and Dan Godwin goes for a crufix pin, but turns it into a sunset flip, which MVP rolls through. MVP gets up with Dan Godwin in sitting position. MVP goes for a running boot to the face, but Dan Godwin rolls through the move, and puts MVP into a single leg boston crab in about the middle of the ring. MVP refuses to give up. Suddenly Scott Tazte comes sliding into the ring, and hits a clothesline to break up the submission hold. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte whips Dan Godwin to the ropes, and Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes. Dan Godwin hits a flying forearm to the face of Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte goes down to the mat, and slowly gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin hits an inverted atomic drop. Followed up by a fist that knocks down Scott Tazte, and Dan Godwin picks up Scott Tazte, and hits a body slam. Dan Godwin climbs up to the top rope, and looks like he's going to do some sort of move, but MVP comes on the apron, and pushes Dan Godwin off of the top rope. Scott Tazte, while this is going on has gotten to his feet. As Dan Godwin crashes into the mat, Scott Tazte charges at MVP, and hits a baseball slide that knocks him off of the apron. MVP crashes into the ring apron face first, and Scott Tazte waits as Dan Godwin gets up to his feet. Scott Tazte hits a kick to the gut, and then sets him up in vertical suplex position, and hits a swinging neckbreaker from that position. Scott Tazte hits a few stomps on the downed Dan Godwin, and Dan Godwin slowly gets up to his feet. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte whips Dan Godwin off of the ropes. Scott Tazte hits a flying back elbow to the face of Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin slowly gets up to his feet holding his face. Scott Tazte sets up and hits a fisherman suplex.] JR-Tazte might win this match with this move. King-Only if he's perfect…think Tazte is perfect? Kris Gaffney-You never know with the Tazte's… [Scott Tazte keeps the fisherman suplex in a bridge for the cover, and gets a 1……………..2………………MVP comes into the ring, and chop blocks Tazte's legs from under him, breaking the bridge, and the count. MVP hits a few stomps on the downed. Scott Tazte. Dan Godwin is getting up to his feet. MVP grabs Dan Godwin by the hair, and throws him hard into the ring post shoulder first. Dan Godwin from there falls out of the ropes, and on to the apron. MVP measures up as Dan Godwin gets up to his feet. MVP charges, and hits a running boot to the face that knocks down Dan Godwin off of the apron. Dan Godwin, and falls on the mat around ring side. MVP pulls his leg off of the top rope. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and see's MVP distracted by the last move, as MVP turns around. Scott Tazte charges at MVP, but MVP is able to react to the charge, and hits a drop toe hold that sends Scott Tazte into the second rope throat first, and Scott Tazte stumbles up stunned. MVP waits for Scott Tazte, and MVP picks up Scott Tazte, and hits a body slam. He does his taunt to let the crowd knew what he's going to do next as he puts out his arms. MVP runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. He does his taunt, and says "Ballin'", and hits a elbow drop on Scott Tazte. MVP goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………………….2…………………..kick out by Scott Tazte. MVP gets up and argues with the ref, but then decides that it's not worth it, and it's time to try to end this match. As he stands ready as Scott Tazte slowly makes it to his feet.] JR-Looks like MVP is going for the Playmaker and….. [JR stops what he is going to say, as MVP sets up for the playmaker, and can't believe what he see's EMF Original Outlaww walking down to ring side. Drew Rosenhaus is clapping from the entrance way.] JR-When's the last time we seen Outlaww? King-It's been 10 years almost…but isn't that Tazte's old gimmick? Kris Gaffney-Yeah it was! King-… Kris Gaffney-What? I was an EMF fan back then! JR-What's going on? And who's Outlaww? Scott Tazte's in the ring. King-Maybe it's Keith Tazte? Kris Gaffney-Or Anarchy Tazte! Let Chaos Reign! JR and King-…. Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH [Outlaww jumps on the apron, and begins to try to get into the ring as the ref prevents him. MVP kicks Tazte in the gut not being see Outlaww. But the distraction allowed Dan Godwin to hit the eXecution on MVP that makes him fall out of the ring. Dan Godwin turns around, right into a kick, and a Remedy DDT on Dan Godwin. Scott Tazte goes into the cover on Dan Godwin, and gets the 1………………2……………………..3!] JR-Dan Godwin forgot about Scott Tazte, and Tazte capitalized! (At the end, Outlaww hands the title to Tazte, but then backs away, he doesn't look like he's too happy as he points to him menacely as he backs away back up the ramp. Scott Tazte looks just as confused as everyone else is as Last Stand goes off the air with that.) (Note: All three RP's were good, obviously MVP and Tazte were the major players here. This was a full staff decision, we had different thoughts about it. But overall, we just liked Tazte's text and story better, that's what we base our decision on. Both didn't have a focus problem. So it wasn't that MVP's RP wasn't good, we just liked Tazte's better.)

EMF: Last Stand

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Derek Rampant!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Derek Rampant comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, JOB Mysterio!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[("Booyaka JOB" blasts on the PA system as JOB Mysterio pops out of the stage, and keeps going. He is stuck in the roof, we go to commercial, and come back with JOB in the ring) Derek Rampant drops JOB Mysterio with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. JOB Mysterio walks around the ring. (the bell rings) Derek Rampant double underhook faceslams JOB Mysterio hard to the JOB Mysterio. Derek Rampant puts JOB Mysterio in an arm grapevine submission. JOB Mysterio gets hit with the shooting star press from Derek Rampant. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 JOB Mysterio kicks out. JOB Mysterio gets back to his feet. Derek Rampant mule kicks JOB Mysterio. Derek Rampant stomps JOB Mysterio. Derek Rampant hits JOB Mysterio with an elbowdrop. Derek Rampant is up again. JOB Mysterio gets hit with the shooting star press from Derek Rampant. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 JOB Mysterio escapes. ]

JR - You just can't win this early in a match. Especially with an opponent like JOB Mysterio.

[JOB Mysterio gets up. Derek Rampant gets up off the ground and JOB Mysterio hits him with a flying dropkick. JOB Mysterio gets up. Derek Rampant gets kneed in the stomach by JOB Mysterio when JOB Mysterio jumped off the top rope. JOB Mysterio stands up. Derek Rampant gets up. An elbow submission by JOB Mysterio brings Derek Rampant down to the mat. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... Derek Rampant is fighting the hold. ... JOB Mysterio tightens the hold. JOB Mysterio breaks the hold. JOB Mysterio and Derek Rampant go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Derek Rampant uses a cradle suplex on JOB Mysterio. Derek Rampant chants start. Now Derek Rampant standing. (..2) Derek Rampant chokes JOB Mysterio with a microphone cable. (...3) Derek Rampant executes a corkscrew legdrop on JOB Mysterio. Derek Rampant gets back to his feet. (....4) Derek Rampant applies an arm wrench to JOB Mysterio. JOB Mysterio yells in pain, and looks for a way out of the hold. He backs up Derek Rampant to the ropes, and tries to whip him off of the hold. But Derek Rampant holds on to the hold. Pulls JOB Mysterio in, and hits a release northern lights suplex. JOB Mysterio is down, and Rampant calls for the end of the match. JOB Mysterio slowly gets up to his feet. Derek Rampant kicks him in the gut, and sets him up for a powerbomb lifts him, and JOB Mysterio counters with a hurriacarana that sends Derek Rampant to the ropes.]

JR-Dial it up!

King-Think he might get it right?

Kris Gaffney-Maybe if we yell "dial the 2", he'll get it.

King-Probably not?

Kris Gaffney-I didn't think so either..

[JOB Mysterio calls for the 911, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Derek Rampant moves out of the way, and JOB Mysterio continues, and jumps in the ropes, and spins, and spins, and spins so more. Until he spins out of the ropes, dazed stumbling around right into the Greetings From Murdercity by Derek Rampant. Derek Rampant goes into the cover on JOB Mysterio, and gets the 1……………………2……………….3!]

JR-Derek Rampant has won this match.

King-Poor JOB.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe we should put a "912 is the REAL number for 911".

King-Your right…it's much better than the one we were going to put…."don't violate the wellness policy". Why would he need that?

(The last shot we get before we fade into the show is CM Punk shaking his head at JOB Mysterio, and yelling "I'm better than you!)

(The copyright information shows on the screen as we go into a Highlight video.

We fade into an introduction screen welcoming us to Last Stand 2009. Pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage, and finally they stop. Then the lights turn on as fans wave their signs. Some say "Third times a charm Cena!", "Malis helped turn my life…and career around", and "Surprise me again, damn it!")

JR-Welcome to Last Stand, I'm good ol' JR along with Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

Kris Gaffney-All headlined by triple threat for the world title…….why am I doing King's part again?

King-Probably because I don't feel like it.

Kris Gaffney-Good point.

("Cold" blasts on the PA system as Devin Malis walks to the ring, and slides into the ring.)

JR-Devin Malis shocked a lot of people by returning.

King-Yeah…but then he decided to piss off the mob.

Kris Gaffney-Never a good idea…

("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, Dewey Pond slides into the ring.)

JR-Dewey Pond struck back at Malis in his match with Big Sal.

King-I'm sure Malis hasn't forgotten.

Kris Gaffney-We all know how he hates bad life choices.

[Devin Malis and Dewey Pond face off in the middle of the ring, both seem focused in this match. They start to talk trash to each other, and then finally Devin Malis decides to do the first physical thing by pushing back Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond takes it in good humor. He surprises Devin Malis with a slap to the face that turns him around, and Dewey Pond does a school boy, and gets the 1………………….2………….kick out by Devin Malis. Dewey Pond hits a quick elbow to the face before Devin Malis can get to his feet. Devin Malis rolls away in pain, and gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond hits a fist to knock Devin Malis down to the mat once again. Dewey Pond waits as Devin Malis gets up to his feet, and this time hits a few forearm shots to the face. Devin Malis is knocked back near the ropes, and Dewey Pond tries to whip Devin Malis off of the ropes. But it's reversed, as Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes, Devin Malis grabs the ropes, and doesn't bounce back. This doesn't please Devin Malis who charges at Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond counters this with a hot shot that sends Devin Malis into the top rope. Dewey Pond measures up as Devin Malis stumbles right towards him, and he kicks him in the gut, and sets him up, and hits a back breaker on Devin Malis Dewey Pond hits a few stomps on the downed Devin Malis. Devin Malis turns on his stomach. Dewey Pond backs up to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and hits a knee drop to the back. Devin Malis rolls away as he's in pain, and gets in a sitting position, and Dewey Pond puts him in a surf board stretech, but before truly locking it in. Dewey Pond hits a few knee's to the back to try to soften up the back some more to make the likely hood of him giving up more likely. Dewey Pond puts on the surfboard stretch again, and the ref asks Devin Malis if he wants to give up. Devin Malis refuses to give up, and he slowly gets up to his feet. Devin Malis starts to reverse the hold, and as he's turned towards Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond hits a knee to the gut that doubles over Devin Malis, and makes him fall to his knee's, Dewey Pond backs up, and runs at Devin Malis and hits a low drop kick to knock him back down to the mat.]

JR-Devin Malis hasn't been able to get out of the starting blocks.

King-This isn't the type of example he wants to follow.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…really screw up some careers…and lives.

[Devin Malis slowly gets up to his feet as Dewey Pond waits for him to get up to his feet. Devin Malis turns towards Dewey Pond, and Devin Malis hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Devin Malis. Dewey Pond sets up Devin Malis in power bomb/piledriver position. But Devin Malis blocks it, and Dewey Pond tries again, but it's reversed into a back body drop. Dewey Pond crashes into the mat, Dewey Pond gets up quickly he charges at Devin Malis. Devin Malis catches Dewey Pond with a sleeper. Dewey Pond struggles around the ring trying to find a way out of this hold before it starts to into the corner. Dewey Pond ducks, and Devin Malis hits the turnbuckle shoulder first, this breaks the sleeper. Devin Malis stumbles out into the middle of the ring. Dewey Pond shakes off the effects of the hold that he suffered, and Dewey Pond charges at Devin Malis who counters with a spinning spinebuster. Both wreslters are down on the mat, and the ref decides to use his standing 10 count. He gets up to about 8, when both wrestlers are up to their feet. Dewey Pond trying to get the match back under to his control charges in this match. But Devin Malis ducks under, and Dewey Pond decides to continue to the ropes for some sort of move. He bounces off of the ropes, and Devin Malis hits a leg lariat that knocks down Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond goes down to the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet. Then gets knocked back down to the mat with a running clothesline. Dewey Pond gets knocked back down to the mat, and Devin Malis kicks Dewey Pond in the gut, and puts him into power bomb/piledriver position. Devin Malis lifts him up, and hits a stacked power bomb on Dewey pond into a cover. The ref counts a 1……………………….2……………………………..kick out by Dewey Pond. Devin Malis hits the mat in frustration, as he thought he had the pin. He gets up to his feet, and waits for Dewey Pond to get up once again.]

JR-Devin Malis can't quite put Dewey Pond away.

King- Hey…he shouldn't feel too bad…Dewey says the same thing about his son.

Kris Gaffney-Had to go there, didn't you?

King-Yeah I know…I'm a bad commentator…not as bad as JR…but a bad one.

[While the ref is looking another way, Devin Malis takes the turnbuckle padding off. Dewey Pond crawls into the other side of the ring. Devin Malis hits a few fists to the face of Dewey Pond. Devin Malis tries to whip him to the corner with the unprotected turnbuckle, but it's reversed. As Devin Malis goes running into the corner. Devin Malis uses his boot to stop himself. Devin Malis breaths a sigh of relief, but suddenly from behind Dewey Pond hits a big splash from behind on Devin Malis which makes Malis crash into the unprotected corner head first, he stumbles backwards right into a sunset flip roll up into a jack knife pinning combination, and gets a 1………………………2……………….3 on the struggling Malis.]

JR-Malis plan just back fired.

King-Don't you hate it when that happens?

("Never gonna bring me down" blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring in the X-Tazte gear.)

JR-Last month Tony Ikeda revealed himself to be X-Tazte.

King-So do we call him Tony Ikeda or X-Tazte?

Kris Gaffney-I prefer X-Tony.

("Scott Memphis' theme" blasts on the PA system as Scott Memphis walks ot the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The up and comer Scott Memphis has a chance to make an impact.

King-He came from TNA now?

Kris Gaffney-*Giving King the Bobby Lashley girl voice*….NO!

Note: Didn't know what to call him, so called him Tony. This isn't necessarily what he wants to be called.

[Tony Ikeda and Scott Memphis are in the middle of the ring, and is both staring down on each other. Finally both wrestlers start the match, and both wrestlers are starting to throw fists to the face. Tony Ikeda is able to gain the upper hand, and after Scott Memphis is stunned, Tony Ikeda is able to take a second to put as much into his next punch as he can and knock down Scott Memphis. Scott Memphis doesn't stay down too long, as he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda takes him down with a headlock take down, and Tony Ikeda keeps a hold of the headlock, and puts as much pressure on it as possible. Scott Memphis looks for a way out of the hold, and Scott Memphis is able to get up to his feet, and is able to get to the side of Tony Ikeda, and Scott Memphis goes for a belly to back suplex. But Tony Ikeda rolls out of the back of Scott Memphis, Tony Ikeda sets up Scott Memphis and hits a front Russian leg sweep that sends Scott Memphis face first into the mat. But unlike the finisher version, it doesn't have that much effect as slowly Scott Memphis who still is in quite a bit of pain stumbles up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hits a kick to the gut, this doubles over Scott Memphis, and brings him over to the corner of the ring, and then smashes his head on the top turnbuckle about 5 times, and finally Tony Ikeda lets go of Scott Memphis. Scott Memphis turns around, and Tony Ikeda measures up, and hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Scott Memphis. Tony Ikeda drags Scott Memphis' face on the top rope. Scott Memphis is in pain, and Tony Ikeda hits a few forearm shots to the face. Scott Memphis tries to whip Tony Ikeda off of the ropes, but it's reversed by Scott Memphis. Tony Ikeda bounces off of the ropes, and Scott Memphis goes for a hip toss. But Tony Ikeda counter this into a DDT that drives Scott Memphis down into the mat. Scott Memphis looks to be down for the count, so Tony Ikeda decides to go for the cover. He goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………..2………………..kick out by Scott Memphis. Tony Ikeda shakes his head, so he grabs Scott Memphis leg, and hits a few elbows into the leg of Scott Memphis.]

JR-It looks like Tony is trying to soften up the leg.

King-Think that Naitch might be angry soon?

Kris Gaffney-He's angry anyways, the only problem is he forgets why he is…

King-It's the electric shock he's taken over the years…or just over that one year.

[ Tony Ikeda decides to do a figure four leg lock, but Scott Memphis is able to counter this move by using his free leg to throw Tony Ikeda into the ring post. Tony Ikeda's shoulders strikes the ring post buying Scott Memphis sometime to rest up. But not too long as soon after Tony Ikeda pulls himself out of the corner, and gets up to his feet. So Tony Ikeda tries to get the match back under his control as he throws a fist to the face. Scott Memphis ducks under, and hits a belly to back suplex. Tony Ikeda down on the mat for a few moments, so Scott Memphis is able to get even more rest. Tony Ikeda stumbles up, right into an inverted atomic drop. Tony Ikeda is in pain, and Scott Memphis hits a running clothesline that sends him down to the mat, Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Scott Memphis hits a few fists to the face. Scott Memphis tries to whip Tony Ikeda off of the ropes, but it's reversed by Tony Ikeda. Scott Memphis bounces off of the ropes, and Tony Ikeda goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Scott Memphis. Scott Memphis bounces off of the opposite side of the ring. Scott Memphis spring boards off of the second rope, and connects with a cross body block on Tony Ikeda, but can't quite hold down the pin. So he rolls off, Tony Ikeda slowly gets up to his feet, he stumbles towards where Scott Memphis is. Scott Memphis picks up Tony Ikeda, and hits a body slam on Tony Ikeda. Scott Memphis goes nearest turnbuckle, and climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He leaps off of the second rope, and connects with a second rope leg drop. Scott Memphis goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………..2…………………….kick out by Tony Ikeda. Scott Memphis gets up to his feet, and waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet.Tony Ikeda makes it to his feet, and turns towards Scott Memphis. Scott Memphis kicks Tony Ikeda in the gut, and goes for a vertical suplex. But Tony Ikeda slides out of the back of Scott Memphis. Tony Ikeda runs to the ropes, and both wrestlers hit a double clothesline, both wrestlers are down on the mat.]

JR-Both competitors are down, this match could be decided on who gains the advantage from this

King-He's been stealing lines from Paul Heyman again.

Kris Gaffney-…that…or since he got hit in the head, he believes he is Paul Heyman.

JR-Bah Gawd I have hair!

King-You sure do JR…you sure do…

[Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and goes over to where Scott Memphis is, and goes for a fist, but it's blocked by Scott Memphis, and Scott Memphis hits a few fists to the face of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda pokes Scott Memphis in the eyes, which stun him, Tony Ikeda whips Scott Memphis to the ropes, and Scott Memphis bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda lowers his head, and Scott Memphis counters with a running DDT. Scott Memphis rolls out of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope. Scott Memphis goes for double axe handle, but Tony Ikeda moves out of the way, putting the ref where he was and Memphis hits the ref instead. Scott Memphis checks on the ref, trying to make him come to. Tony Ikeda sneaks behind him, and hits a low blow on Scott Memphis. Tony Ikeda hits a quick full nelson slam (not his finisher), which buys the ref sometime to recover as Tony Ikeda sets up Scott Memphis, and hits the Tazte injection! Tony Ikeda covers Scott Memphis, and gets the 1………………………….2…………………………….3!]

JR-Damn it, Scott Memphis had this match won.

King-matches aren't won on should haves JR!

("Needle and Spoon" blasts on the PA system as Chad Vargas walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Chad Vargas earned his way into this match last week.

King-This pleased Chad…or so he said on Twitter.

Kris Gaffney-Good to know!

("Sunglasses at night" blasts on the PA system as Brandon Eastman walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Brandon Eastman has quite an opportunity here.

King-Must be weird to face Vargas in this match though.

Kris Gaffney-You know what would be weird…facing MVP and Chad Vargas at the same time!

JR-Why's that?

King and Kris-………

("Welcome to Heartbreak" blasts on the PA system as Randy Evans walks to the ring with Melina traveling behind. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Randy Evans probably has an up hill fight.

King-Well…two ego's can't co-exist for long.

Kris Gaffney-Now I see Chad and Brandon doing just that to spite you.

[Brandon Eastman, Chad Vargas, and Randy Evans pace around the ring. Brandon Eastman, and Chad Vargas then turns towards Randy Evans, and Randy Evans realizes that he's in a bad situation he jumps out of the ring as both wrestlers go after him. Chad Vargas and Brandon Eastman tries to grab Randy Evans, but Randy Evans is able to duck their attempts, and Randy Evans grabs Chad Vargas by the leg. Then pulls him out of the ring, and Randy Evans hits a knee into the gut that doubles him over, and Chad Vargas brings him over to the ring steps, then Randy Evans smashes Chad Vargas into the ring steps face first into the steps. Chad Vargas is stunned, he stumbles around as Randy Evans tries to go on the attack, but Evans realizes that something is coming. He ducks under, and just misses being hit with a running big boot to the face, and Brandon Eastman floors Chad Vargas with a big boot to the face. Chad Vargas goes down to the mat, Brandon Eastman doesn't look like he meant to do that, and Randy Evans comes from behind, Brandon Eastman and hits a low blow that puts Brandon Eastman in a lot of pain. Randy Evans grabs a cane from under the ring. Brandon Eastman turns around, and gets blasted by the cane, and Brandon Eastman goes down to the mat, Randy Evans decides to go after the smaller Chad Vargas to try to gain the victory. So he goes over to Chad Vargas who is just now getting up to his feet after the boot to the face. Randy Evans hits a few fists to the face of Chad Vargas, and throws him into the ring. Randy Evans climbs up to the top rope, and waits for Chad Vargas to get up to his feet. Randy Evans leaps off of the top rope, but Chad Vargas hits a drop kick that connects on Randy Evans that sends Randy Evans on the mat in pain. Randy Evans looks like he's in a lot of pain, and Chad Vargas gets up to his feet as does Randy Evans. Randy Evans goes for a fist to the face. But it's blocked by Chad Vargas. Chad Vargas hits a few fists to the face of Randy Evans. Chad Vargas tries to whip Randy Evans to the ropes, but it's reversed. Chad Vargas bounces off of the ropes. But Chad Vargas floats over the knee into the gut, and sets up Randy Evans, and hits a catapault that sends Randy Evans flying into the turnbuckle.]

JR-Chad Vargas is gaining momentum.

King-You think this match will improve things at Vargas land, or make them worse?

Kris Gaffney-Well considering how much they both drink, I doubt it'll make a difference.

[Randy Evans stumbles around stunned, and then goes backwards as Chad Vargas hits a hanging neck breaker on Randy Evans. Randy Evans is in pain, and is in a sitting position in the corner, Chad Vargas hits a few stomps on the downed Randy Evans, and puts his boot to the throat. Chad lets go after a 3 count, and picks up Randy Evans, and whips him to the corner. Randy Evans stumbles out of the corner after hitting it, Chad Vargas sets up Randy Evans, and puts him on the top rope. Chad Vargas climbs up to the top rope, and hooks up Randy Evans for a super plex, but suddenly Brandon Eastman comes from behind, and there is a tower of doom where most of the competitors are hurt, except Brandon Eastman who gets up fairly quickly, grabbing the cane that he was hit with earlier in the match. Brandon Eastman measures up as Chad Vargas turns around, and Brandon Eastman hits a cane shot on Chad Vargas that knocks down Chad Vargas. Randy Evans tries to attack Bradon Easmtan, but it's countered by Brandon Eastman hitting a cane shot to the gut doubling him over, and Brandon Eastman hits a cane shot to the back of Randy Evans. Randy Evans rolls out of the ring, and falls out of the ring. Chad Vargas inside of the ring stumbles right into the waiting Brandon Eastman who hits a few fists to the face of Chad Vargas. Chad Vargas backs to the ropes. Brandon Eastman whips Chad Vargas off of the ropes. Chad Vargas bounces off of the ropes, and Brandon Eastman lowers his head, and hits a back body drop that sends Chad Vargas crashing down on the mat. Brandon Eastman waits for Chad Vargas to get up to his feet, and Chad Vargas stumbles up to his feet, and Brandon Eastman grabs him by his throat, lifts him up, and drives him down to the mat with a choke slam! Brandon Eastman goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………………2………………..Randy Evans breaks up the cover just before three count.]

JR-Randy Evans just saw his title reign flash before his eyes.

King-Wonder if he thinks he lead a good Extreme title reign.

Kris Gaffney-I'd ask him, but he might have two different opinions with the voices in his head.

[Randy Evans gets up to his feet, Brandon Eastman goes for a running big boot to the face, but Randy Evans ducks under, and hits a 3.0 back breaker. Randy Evans goes down, and waits for Brandon Eastman gets up to his feet. But before he turns around suddenly an unknown man jumps on the apron. This turns Randy Evans around, and Randy Evans goes for a fist to knock off the unknown man, but as he turns around Brandon Eastman somehow has a Singapore Cane, and smashes Randy Evans on the top of the head. Randy Evans stumbles around, and falls backwards out of the ring. Chad Vargas stumbles up to his feet, and Brandon Eastman hits a cane shot to the gut. Then Chad Vargas sets up, lifts him, and hits the Jagerbomb! Brandon Eastman goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………………..2………………………..3!]

JR-Brandon Eastman just won this match..with some help.

King-Never seen that guy before.

Kris Gaffney-Well….Evans reign sure crashed and burned.

(The unknown man slides into the ring as Eastman is being handed the title, Eastman and the unknown man high five. The two celebrate Eastman's win.)

JR-Seems Eastman knows who he is.

King-Interesting.

(We show the Hell in a Cell lowering.)

JR-While the cell is lowering, I just want to bring you back to next week, and the news we heard that surrounds the two responsible for this match coming together.

(We open up the scene on a beach earlier in the day (note: Before Shockwave last week). It seems that with EMF being in Florida, Amy Dumas and John Cena decided to bring their children to the beach to try to help them to get them to know each other a bit better. Amy is sitting on a towel watching her daughter, and the Cena children play in the sand. She is wearing a baby blue bikini. Cena leans towards Amy, and smiles.)

Cena: This was a great idea... get away from all the drama of the EMF and let the children spend some quality time together.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Drama is right, but glad that the girls are having so much fun....not so sure about Eddie over there.

(Cena laughs.)

Cena: Aw.. he can handle himself, plus he'll be happy to have some company. Like I am right now. Lifes been so much better since we stopped fighting all the time and just gave in to temptation.

(She smiles, leans against Cena's arm, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh, I know, at least I'm with someone who appreciates me now, rather than the things I use to do. Although, not saying it's totally easy. I mean, it's easier for you, women have double standards when it comes to this, but then again if the people saying things about it didn't have this, they would still be whining about things that happened years ago. So I suppose it's new at least. But don't really care, as their all beneath us. All that matters is that were happy.

Cena: Exactly. You cared about other people for too long. Its time to start caring about you. But Amy... being with you... this is the happiest i've ever been. I didn't think anyone would come close to Nat but.... your so far beyond her that I put her in a Cell this week! Amy, I don't ever want this to end. I just want me and you to be happy, and together, for the rest of our lives.

.::Amy Dumas::.-awww......kinda sweet, a bit brutal. I don't want her to be hurt, but we already went over this, I know I can't change your mind…. Anyways, regardless of all that, I think were just getting started as far as our happiness. Although, I will admit that...even though it's a big promise, considering what we both have gone through. Regardless of what anyone thinks, I know we will make it.

(She puts her arms around Cena. Cena puts his arms around Amy too, and looks into her eyes, smiling.)

Cena: I know your right. Of course we will make it. But i've been thinking Amy, and I think we should make sure of it. Make sure we make it, and erase anyones doubts about us being for real.

.::Amy Dumas::.-...What do you mean baby?

Cena: I mean... erm... this isn't easy to say after how badly its turned out the last few times. But... I think we should get married Amy! I mean... why waste any more time?

(Amy puts her hands over her mouth, she looks shocked.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-.....oh my gawd...are you sure John?...It's a bit sudden...

Cena: It might seem sudden to you.. but i've thought of nothing else since we got together. I just want to show the world how serious we are, and cement the fact that now that I finally have you, I never have to let you go.

.::Amy Dumas::.-....ok...I'll marry you John Cena. I'm just as sick of hearing all the stuff that has been said since I stopped being a tool. But not just because of those people who doubt us, but because I want to. You are the only man who has always been there for me, the only man for me.

(Cena gets a huge smile on his face, and pulls Amy closer to kiss her.)

Cena: You just made me the happiest man in the world! You've always been the only girl for me Amy. And this time i'm going to make it work

.::Amy Dumas::.-I believe you hun....and trust me, nothing will make me happier than to be your wife, and the mother of both of our children. And if you still want more, I'm more than happy to give you as many as you'd like.

Cena: I look forward to it. Not that it'll take much to bring these 2 familis together.. Laura and Ashley are practically inseperable anyway. As for having more... well I think we both know my answer to that!

(Amy giggles, and takes his hand.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-By the way were going at times, that might happen sooner than later.

Cena: Yea... it might. I didn't bring your ring Amy... I wasn't planning on asking you today... but I just realised how important you are to me and couldn't wait any more. I'll get it for you as soon as we get home though, and then we can begin to look forward to the big day!

.::Amy Dumas::.-*she laughs* Well...that's alright, I'm all about being spontaneous. I can wait for the ring, I'm more than happy right now with you. We do have some planning ahead of us, but for now. Let's just enjoy this moment, besides I think the girls over there have teamed up on poor Eddie.

(We get a shot of Eddie Stratus who has had everything but his head buried as his sister Laura and Ashley are standing proud of themselves.)

(note: not deep in the sand, yeah...kinda crazy for kids these young to be able to handle this...but they did...Amy was keeping an eye on them during this whole thing.

(Cena looks over and laughs.)

Cena: Oh God... poor guy. We should probably go and help him... I guess...

(Amy holds back her laughter.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-I told you *she gives him a kidding punch* Probably a good idea, come on. *she smiles and grabs his hand bringing him up*

(Cena smiles too, and the pair of them walk off towards their children as we fade out.)

("Million Dollar Theme blasts out as a very nervous looking Natasha Jones steps out onto the ramp to boos from the crowd. She walks down the ramp and stares at the demonic structure in front of her. She nervously walks through the door.)

JR: This is the devils playground... and no place for a woman. Least of all not one who has very limited wrestling experience...

King: This could cost her her career... AND her life.

Kris: I know Malis is back, but thats getting boring already...

("Generic Theme" plays and Miss Jackie comes out. She looks confident as she strolls down the ramp to cheers from the crowd. She walks into the cell and the door is closed and locked shut.)

Finkle: Ladies and Gentleman... the following is the first ever All Female Hell in a Cell match! Introducing the participants... first... from Milton Keynes England, the former 2 time EMF Women's Champion, and former co-owner of the EMF... Miss Natasha Jones! *boos ring out* And her opponent.... from Strongsville Ohio... She is a former 7 time EMF Women's Champion.... Miss Jackie!

(The crowd cheer for Jackie and the bell rings. Natasha quickly runs at Jackie aiming for a clothesline but Jackie sees it coming a mile away and sidesteps it. Nat stumbles and Jackie grabs her and pulls off a quick suplex from behind. She goes into a bridge and gets the 1..... 2....... kick out. Jackie laughs at Nat actually having the nerve to kick out. She grabs Nat by the hair and pulls her to her feet. She then hurls her towards the ropes hard so that she goes flying over them and falls to the outside. She lets Nat stumble up and then rolls and his a baseball slide on her, forching her into the steel. Nat looks hurt and then Jackie grabs her and throws her head first into the steel. Natasha looks in extreme pain and then Jackie throws her into the steel once more, causing her to fall to the floor.)

JR: As expected... Jackie is going to DESTROY Miss Jones...

King: This really could be her Last Stand...

Kris: I think i'd be more shocked if it wasn't..

(Natasha is barely moving as Jackie picks her up and throws her into the ring. She then slides in and begins hammering away on Nat with mounted punches. Natasha tries to block them but is too weak to do so. Jackie lifts Nat to her feet and she can barely stand as it is. Jackie hoists Nat onto her shoulders and then nails the F-Off with authority. She hooks the leg and scores the 1...... 2............. she pulls Nats shoulder off the mat and smirks. She isn't going to let this end so easy. She drags Nat over to the ropes and then rolls her out of the ring again. She begins to grate Nat's head against the steel. You can tell shes loving every moment of it. Suddenly the titantron flicks to backstage and the crowd cheer as they see Dan Godwin. Its unclear why until the camera turns round to see Masters fastening his boots. The audio is heard.)

Godwin: Your really gonna go out there? For a womens match? Just let them deal with their own problems.. we need to focus on me winning the World Championship tonight...

Masters: Sorry man... I can't. Good luck and everything... I know you'l do great. But I have to go out there.

Godwin: Why exactly?

(Masters just looks at him, almost as if he doesn't know what to say... and then manages to utter...)

Masters: Because.... because I love her.

(Godwin looks stunned and Masters walks out the room. The tron switches back to the action and Jackie is staring at it, looking a mixture between confused and scared. She throws Nat to the ground and hooks her leg to try and put this away, scoring the 1..... 2........ the delay enabled Nat to weakly throw a shoulder up. Jackie banged the mat in frustration. Suddenly "Masterpiece" played around the arena. Jackie panics and lifts Nat up and hurls her into the ring. She picks up the dazed Nat and puts her on her shoulders to go for a 2nd F-Off to put this match away. She is panicking too much though and this enables Nat to kick and squirm her way out of the move. Jackie turns and Nat somehow leaps to her feet and then slides out of the ring, trying to buy enough time for Masters to get there. Masters runs down the ramp to the cell entrance but obviously can't get in. He begins arguing with the outside official to open the door but he refuses. Nat drops to the outside and Jackie slides out to follow her. Jackie lifts Nat up but gets blasted in the face by Nat's fist, which she had covered in Brass Knuckles she found under the ring. Jackie goes down and Nat looks under the ring for another weapon. She pulls out a steel chair. She picks Jackie up, leans her against the cell, and then smashes her hard with the chair, crushing her between it and the steel. She smirks and then hooks the leg. She gets the 1................ 2.................... SOMEHOW Jackie rolls a shoulder out.)

JR: The distraction almost costing Miss Jackie big time...

King: She might not be able to wrestle.... but she sure knows how to cause damage...

Kris: Well she learnt from the best.... she's been bending the rules for John Cena for years!

(Nat looks frustrated, and is still in a lot of pain, but seemingly is recovering. She throws Jackie into the ring. She then slides in herself, with the chair. Jackie gets to her knees and then gets a face full of the steel. Nat gets an evil smirk on her face, the kind we're used to seeing from Cena. She then lifts Jackie up, and positions her for the Get Bent! She nails it, hard onto the chair. Jackie is clearly in a world of pain, but uses the momentum, plus her last bit of energy, to roll out of the ring. Nat shrugs it off and slides out of the ring. She hooks the leg again for the 1........... 2........................ Jackie throws her shoulder out again! Nat is now getting frustrated. She goes over to the door and begins to yell at the referee to open it for Masters. He still refuses and then Masters slaps him in the Masterlock! Jackie has now stumbled to her feet, and Nat notices it. She charges at Jackie to use the knuckles she still wearing, but Jackie sees it coming. She ducks and Nat punches the ring post. She stumbles back and Jackie hoists her up for the F-Off! She nails it hard onto the outside. Just then Masters produces the key he's stolen from the referee... and unlocks the cell door.)

JR: Masters is breaking in!

King: If only they used a Masterlock this would never have happened....

Kris: If only Nat has used a SEX Brand chair this would be over....

(Jackie rolls Nat into the ring while Masters is still pulling the chains from the door. She tries to get in herself, but is still hurting from the shots to the head, and so shes slow to do so. She slides into the ring eventually, but before she can pick up the win, Masters is into the cell. He slides into the ring and Jackie looks at him, almost begging him not to get involved. Masters looks at how much pain Nat is in and looks angry.)

JR: I think the Masterpiece is going to destroy Miss Jackie just like she destoryed Natasha...

King: He loves her? After all this time? God Masters is pathetic....

Kris: Hey, beats that time we all thought he was gay....

(Masters grabs Jackie, spins her round, and puts his arms through to give her a Masterlock. She screams loudly, but suddenly Masters stops. And just lowers his hands to Jackie's waist, and hugs her from behind. Jackie looks confused. Masters releases her and she turns round to look at him. She gives a confused stare and she doesn't seem to know what to think. Masters smiles at her. He then whispers something to her and motions towards the top of the cell. Jackie laughs. She grabs Nats lifeless body, and drags it to the utside once more. She removes Nats Brass knuckles, and as Nat stumbles up, she smashes her hard with them. Shes now outcold. She drags Nat out of the open cell door. She then hands her over to Masters. Masters is able to sling Nat over his shoulder, and climb the cell carrying her up. He gets to the top and rolls her onto it. Jackie herself begins to climb the cage. She reaches the top and Nats stil out of it. Jackie puts Nat onto her shoulders, and delivers one, final, hard F-Off onto the steel roof of the cell. She hooks the leg and the referee, whose still in the ring, looks up to count the 1.... 2.... 3!)

JR: She did it! She has finally defeated Natasha Jones 1 on 1!

King: And caused her a hell of a lot of pain on top of it...

Kris: Was that ever in any doubt?

(Jackie stands over Nat, looking proud. She then turns to Chris, and gives him a hug and smiles. Nat is conscious but barely moving. Jackie notices this and then gets an evil look on her face. She picks Nat up, and puts her on her shoulders once more. She goes to the edge of the cell, and then hits the F-Off so that Nat falls from the top of the cell to the floor. The crowd gasp as she hits the ground hard. Trainer are quickly on the scene, rushing out to attend to her as she really is lifeless now. They load her onto the stretcher, and "Generic Theme" plays as Chris Masters raises Jackie's arms in victory.)

("Destroy Everything" blasts on the PA system as SammyExtreme walks out on the stage, and walks to the ring.)

JR-Last week on Shockwave SammyExtreme scored what some people consider an upset.

King-I bet it didn't upset Sammy any.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…and it has nothing to do with the win, it's just because he got to smash many tables.

("The Bleeding" blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Well one person that probably wasn't too happy with the upset was Troy Gafgen.

King-Well…guess he has a chance to prove it was just a fluke.

Kris Gaffney-Or die.

King-Harsh.

[SammyExtreme and Troy Gafgen pace around the ring, and SammyExtreme tries to lock up with Troy Gafgen trying to see if he matches up with the strength of Troy. Which as expected, he doesn't even get close as he gets thrown down to the mat.SammyExtreme looks up in surprised, expecint Troy Gafgen not to follow up. But seemly he didn't factor in that Troy is looking for revenge as Troy hits a boot to the face of SammyExtreme that sends him down on the mat. SammyExtreme crawls into the corner, and gets up in the corner, and Troy Gafgen hits a knew knee lifts into the corner. Then Troy Gafgen follows it up with a boot to the throat, as the ref counts to 4, and Troy Gafgen breaks the choke hold. The ref says a few things to Troy Gafgen, and Troy Gafgen backs away, and then finally after he goes back into the corner, and hits a fist to the face. Then Troy Gafgen takes SammyExtreme out of the corner, and whips him off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen goes for a big boot, but SammyExtreme ducks it and continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off the ropes on the opposite side of the ring. SammyExtreme leaps in the air for a cross body block, and catches SammyExtreme out of mid air, and holds him for a few seconds. Then hits a fall away slam that sends SammyExtreme flying across the ring, before crashing into the mat. Troy Gafgen waits for SammyExtreme to get up, but he notices that SammyExtreme just threw himself over the second rope just kind of hanging there, so Troy Gafgen runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes. He leaps in the air, and comes crashing down on the back of SammyExtreme stunned gets up to his feet as SammyExtreme waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet. Troy Gafgen kicks SammyExtreme in the gut doubling him over, Troy Gafgen double under hooks SammyExtreme's arms, and sets up, and hits a double under hook power bomb into a pin. The ref counts 1……………………….2…………………..kick out by SammyExtreme. Troy Gafgen shakes his head, and picks up SammyExtreme, and throws him back into the corner. Troy Gafgen hits a few fists to the face of SammyExtreme.]

JR-Troy Gafgen is showing no mercy.

King-Well…guess he didn't take too kindly to SammyExtreme's upset.

Kris Gaffney-I guess not…

[Troy Gafgen finally stops punching SammyExtreme, and whips him to the other side of the ring. SammyExtreme crashes into the corner, Troy Gafgen yells at a random fan, and runs at Troy Gafgen. SammyExtreme hits a boot to the face, Troy Gafgen stumbles backwards. Troy Gafgen being not wore down, SammyExtreme is charged at by Troy Gafgen once again. But SammyExtreme is once again able to get his boot. Troy Gafgen stumbles backwards, SammyExtreme runs, and leaps, and hits a flying shoulder block that knocks back Troy Gafgen. SammyExtreme gets up, and runs to the ropes, and comes off of the ropes, and hits a running clothesline that once again stuns Troy Gafgen, but doesn't knock him down to the mat. SammyExtreme shakes his head trying to think of the next thing he is going to try, he runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme continues to the other side of the ring, and bounces off of the ropes. He leaps in the air as Troy Gafgen turns around. SammyExtreme finally knocks down Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen rolls out of the ring, and gets up by the apron. SammyExtreme runs, and hits a baseball slide to the face that knocks Troy Gafgen down to the mat once again. SammyExtreme takes this time to rest up. But once he see's that Troy Gafgen is getting up to his feet. SammyExtreme runs to the ropes, and spring boards off of the second rope, and leaps over the top rope, and catches Troy Gafgen with a flying cross body block. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. SammyExtreme is the first to get up to his feet. SammyExtreme pulls up Troy Gafgen, and then smashes his head on the table. Troy Gafgen stumbles around dazed, SammyExtreme takes Troy Gafgen and throws him into the ring. Then SammyExtreme rolls inside of the ring, he then signals to the fans that he's going to end this match.]

JR-Sammy is setting up for the Gore.

King-He must be trying to stop Manbearpig.

Kris Gaffney-wrong Gore.

King-Is it?

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…

[SammyExtreme waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet, once he does, and he turns towards SammyExtreme. Sammy goes for the gore, but he misses it, Troy Gafgen goes for the Crack of Dawn. But it's blocked into a jackknife cover on Troy, Sammy is able to hold him down for the 1……………….2……………….3!]

JR-Sammy shocks Troy again!

King-Oh good….maybe MVP won't have that headline after all if he wins.

Kris Gaffney-Or they could put the same two headlines.

(Sammy shakes his head, knowing that he's been very lucky to get two wins. He puts out his hand to Troy Gafgen, but Troy isn't happy, so he pushes down Sammy to some boo's. Troy leaves the ring somewhat understandably frustrated.)

("Turn up the trouble" blasts on the PA system as Ken Kennedy walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-After returning to the EMF, Ken Kennedy was promised a IC title shot in his contract, this is that shot.

King-….and for some reason he hates Cena.

Kris Gaffney-He's going to have to explain that one to me, I see Amy…but what did Cena do?

King-Maybe the answer is…Amy?

Kris Gaffney-Hhhhhmmm…maybe.

("Slither" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The IC champion is going to have his hands full.

King-Yeah, not sure if the Godwin curse extends to him.

Kris Gaffney-…being that his name isn't Godwin, probably not…

[Firestorm and Ken Kennedy lock up, and Firestorm is able to put Ken Kennedy into an arm bar. Firestorm holds on the hold, and hits a few clubbing blows to the arm, this takes down Ken Kennedy down to his knee, and Firestorm picks up Ken Kennedy and twists Ken Kennedy's arm again. Ken Kennedy does a flip and crashes down on the mat. Firestorm holds on to the arm bar on the mat, and Firestorm hits a few knee drops to the arm of Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy is in pain, and tries to find a way out of this hold by getting to his feet. Ken Kennedy decides to back up Firestorm to the ropes, and whips him off of the ropes. Firestorm bounces off of the ropes, and as he comes off of the ropes. Ken Kennedy hits a hard shoulder block that knocks down Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy gets up to his feet, and Firestorm hits a running clothesline. Ken Kennedy goes down once again, and gets up much slower to his feet with the help of the ropes. As Ken Kennedy is hanging over the second rope, Firestorm runs to the ropes and leaps in the air, and comes crashing down on the back of Firestorm that drives Ken Kennedy's throat into the second ropes. Ken Kennedy stumbles up to his feet, and Firestorm hits a fist or two on Ken Kennedy backing him up to the ropes. Firestorm tries to whip Ken Kennedy off of the ropes. But it's reversed by Ken Kennedy, Firestorm bounces off of the ropes. As Firestorm bounces off of the ropes, Ken Kennedy goes for a standing clothesline, but it's ducked under by Firestorm. Firestorm bounces off of the ropes as Ken Kennedy turns around Firestorm leaps in the air and hits a flying clothesline that knocks down Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy gets up slowly, and Firestorm hits a double leg take down. Firestorm points Ken Kennedy to the nearest turnbuckle. Then hits a catapault that sends Ken Kennedy crashing into the corner. Ken Kennedy stumbles out of the corner, and Firestorm hits a kick into the gut, Firestorm sets up Ken Kennedy, and hits a t-bone suplex. Firestorm starts to shake his head, holds it for a few moments, but realizes he needs to try to end this match. Firestorm goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………….2………………….kick out by Ken Kennedy!]

JR-Kick out by Ken Kennedy. Seems Firestorm was shaken up on that last move.

King-Seems like Ken Kennedy doesn't want to give up that easy.

Kris Gaffney-I'm guessing he's hoping to melt down the belt to make into a golden microphone…

King-The Godfather is going to kill you for mentioning that…

[Firestorm looks up at the ref and makes sure that it wasn't a three. As he seems to be really bugged by something, and wants to get this match over with as quickly as possible. Realizing that it wasn't he decides to keep on the attack. Ken Kennedy has gone into the corner, and Firestorm hits a few fists to the face of Ken Kennedy, then tries to whip Ken Kennedy to the ropes, but Ken Kennedy reverses it. Firestorm goes hard into the corner, and crashes hard into the corner. He stumbles out of the corner, and Ken Kennedy hits a sit down reverse jaw breaker that sends Firestorm falling backwards into a sitting position in the corner, and Ken Kennedy even though he's wore down from all the moves he's taken thus far decides that he needs to take advantage of this chance. So he runs to the ropes, and hits a boot to the face in the corner. Ken Kennedy unhooks himself from the bottom rope, and falls down to the mat, and takes his time to rest up. Ken Kennedy gets up to his feet, and waits as Firestorm is also trying to make it to his feet. Ken Kennedy hooks up Firestorm for the mic check as Firestorm gets to his feet. But Firestorm hits a few elbow to the side of the head of Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy stumbles backwards, and Firestorm charges at Ken Kennedy. But it's countered with a back body drop that sends Firestorm over the top rope, but Firestorm lands on his feet. Firestorm gets ready as Ken Kennedy turns around. Firestorm tries to sling shots himself up to the top rope, but Ken Kennedy thinking quickly hits a shoulder block into the gut. Which makes Firestorm lose his grip, and fall off of the apron. Firestorm hits his face on the apron, and crashes on the arena floor. Ken Kennedy goes to the outside, and grabs Firestorm by the hair and brings him to his feet, and over to the nearest ring steps. Ken Kennedy takes Firestorm's head, and smashes it into the ring steps. Firestorm stumbles around dazed, and Ken Kennedy throws Firestorm into the ring. Firestorm slowly gets up to his feet after Ken Kennedy has gotten into the ring. Firestorm stumbles right into the waiting Ken Kennedy who picks up Firestorm on his shoulders, and hits a rolling senton on Firestorm. Ken Kennedy goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………………………2…………………kick out by Firestorm!]

JR-Firestorm hasn't seemed quite right.

King-Quite right for Firestorm could mean anything….stop complaining!

Kris Gaffney-He won't…

[Ken Kennedy pulls up Firestorm, and hits a body slam on Firestorm. Ken Kennedy climbs up to the top rope, he leaps off of the top rope for the Kenton Bomb. But Firestorm moves out of the way, and Ken Kennedy crashes into the mat. Firestorm gets up to his feet dazed. Ken Kennedy gets up near the ropes. Firestorm kicks him in the gut, and goes for a DDT. But Ken Kennedy holds on to the ropes, Firestorm crashes hard on the back of his head. Firestorm eyes seem glazed over, the ref checks Firestorm. But Firestorm gets up regardless, and stumbles right into the mic check by Ken Kennedy. Ken Kennedy goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………2………………3!]

King-Kennedy is the IC champion!

JR-Although something isn't quite right with Firestorm.

Kris Gaffney-I blame it on the smoke machine…because that seems like the thing to do.

("Sound of Madness" blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Scott Tazte probably didn't expect such a big mess when he earned the chance to be in this match.

King-Yeah, but you never know what to expect in the EMF.

Kris Gaffney-Your going to get sued by Vince McMahon.

King-Figures…

("Dirty Window" blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-A month ago, some say Dan Godwin was robbed out of the world title by his partner at the time MVP.

King-CM Punk would approve.

Kris Gaffney-Not telling you why though…

("MVP" blasts on the PA system as MVP walks to the ring, followed behind by Eve.)

JR-MVP is going to have to give quite a fight, and hope for some luck if he wants to remain champion.

King-Yeah….what's worse than a triple threat.

Kris Gaffney-What's that?

King-A triple threat when the other two want to kill you.

Kris Gaffney-Oh….

[Dan Godwin and MVP decide not to wait for Scott Tazte as they charge at each other, Dan Godwin takes down MVP with a few fists to the face.MVP switches it, and hits a few fists to the face of Dan Godwin throws off MVP, and MVP gets up to be met with a kick to the gut that doubles over MVP, and Dan Godwin tries to whip MVP to the ropes, and MVP reverses the whip, Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes, and Dan Godwin goes for a crufix pin, but turns it into a sunset flip, which MVP rolls through. MVP gets up with Dan Godwin in sitting position. MVP goes for a running boot to the face, but Dan Godwin rolls through the move, and puts MVP into a single leg boston crab in about the middle of the ring. MVP refuses to give up. Suddenly Scott Tazte comes sliding into the ring, and hits a clothesline to break up the submission hold. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte whips Dan Godwin to the ropes, and Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes. Dan Godwin hits a flying forearm to the face of Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte goes down to the mat, and slowly gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin hits an inverted atomic drop. Followed up by a fist that knocks down Scott Tazte, and Dan Godwin picks up Scott Tazte, and hits a body slam. Dan Godwin climbs up to the top rope, and looks like he's going to do some sort of move, but MVP comes on the apron, and pushes Dan Godwin off of the top rope. Scott Tazte, while this is going on has gotten to his feet. As Dan Godwin crashes into the mat, Scott Tazte charges at MVP, and hits a baseball slide that knocks him off of the apron. MVP crashes into the ring apron face first, and Scott Tazte waits as Dan Godwin gets up to his feet. Scott Tazte hits a kick to the gut, and then sets him up in vertical suplex position, and hits a swinging neckbreaker from that position. Scott Tazte hits a few stomps on the downed Dan Godwin, and Dan Godwin slowly gets up to his feet. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte whips Dan Godwin off of the ropes. Scott Tazte hits a flying back elbow to the face of Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin slowly gets up to his feet holding his face. Scott Tazte sets up and hits a fisherman suplex.]

JR-Tazte might win this match with this move.

King-Only if he's perfect…think Tazte is perfect?

Kris Gaffney-You never know with the Tazte's…

[Scott Tazte keeps the fisherman suplex in a bridge for the cover, and gets a 1……………..2………………MVP comes into the ring, and chop blocks Tazte's legs from under him, breaking the bridge, and the count. MVP hits a few stomps on the downed. Scott Tazte. Dan Godwin is getting up to his feet. MVP grabs Dan Godwin by the hair, and throws him hard into the ring post shoulder first. Dan Godwin from there falls out of the ropes, and on to the apron. MVP measures up as Dan Godwin gets up to his feet. MVP charges, and hits a running boot to the face that knocks down Dan Godwin off of the apron. Dan Godwin, and falls on the mat around ring side. MVP pulls his leg off of the top rope. Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and see's MVP distracted by the last move, as MVP turns around. Scott Tazte charges at MVP, but MVP is able to react to the charge, and hits a drop toe hold that sends Scott Tazte into the second rope throat first, and Scott Tazte stumbles up stunned. MVP waits for Scott Tazte, and MVP picks up Scott Tazte, and hits a body slam. He does his taunt to let the crowd knew what he's going to do next as he puts out his arms. MVP runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. He does his taunt, and says "Ballin'", and hits a elbow drop on Scott Tazte. MVP goes into the cover, and gets a 1……………………….2…………………..kick out by Scott Tazte. MVP gets up and argues with the ref, but then decides that it's not worth it, and it's time to try to end this match. As he stands ready as Scott Tazte slowly makes it to his feet.]

JR-Looks like MVP is going for the Playmaker and…..

[JR stops what he is going to say, as MVP sets up for the playmaker, and can't believe what he see's EMF Original Outlaww walking down to ring side. Drew Rosenhaus is clapping from the entrance way.]

JR-When's the last time we seen Outlaww?

King-It's been 10 years almost…but isn't that Tazte's old gimmick?

Kris Gaffney-Yeah it was!

King-…

Kris Gaffney-What? I was an EMF fan back then!

JR-What's going on? And who's Outlaww? Scott Tazte's in the ring.

King-Maybe it's Keith Tazte?

Kris Gaffney-Or Anarchy Tazte! Let Chaos Reign!

JR and King-….

Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[Outlaww jumps on the apron, and begins to try to get into the ring as the ref prevents him. MVP kicks Tazte in the gut not being see Outlaww. But the distraction allowed Dan Godwin to hit the eXecution on MVP that makes him fall out of the ring. Dan Godwin turns around, right into a kick, and a Remedy DDT on Dan Godwin. Scott Tazte goes into the cover on Dan Godwin, and gets the 1………………2……………………..3!]

JR-Dan Godwin forgot about Scott Tazte, and Tazte capitalized!

(At the end, Outlaww hands the title to Tazte, but then backs away, he doesn't look like he's too happy as he points to him menacely as he backs away back up the ramp. Scott Tazte looks just as confused as everyone else is as Last Stand goes off the air with that.)

(Note: All three RP's were good, obviously MVP and Tazte were the major players here. This was a full staff decision, we had different thoughts about it. But overall, we just liked Tazte's text and story better, that's what we base our decision on. Both didn't have a focus problem. So it wasn't that MVP's RP wasn't good, we just liked Tazte's better.)