EMF: Legacy of Blood
	(Copyright information flashes on the screen. It slowly fades away as we go into a highlight video of the 8 man tag team that imploded. It goes over some of the returns, and debuts. Finally the Highlight video comes to an end, and an announcer welcomes us to Legacy of Blood 2018. The lights are turn off in the Ocale Arena. Pyrotechnics come down from the top of the stage, and hit down on the stage of the specially made Legacy of Blood set. The lights turn on, fans are yelling, and waving their signs as the camera sweeps around the crowd.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from the home of the Golden State Warriors. Welcome to the 2018 edition of Legacy of Blood. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King, the tag team division takes center stage in our main event. King-It all started a few weeks ago when Off Consistently was in a tag team match with the Badd Bros, and it didn’t go to plan. Kris Gaffney-Well, if they wanted a tag team title shot, it worked perfectly for the Badd Bros. JR-I guess you could look at it that way Kris, anyways let’s start this evening with the first match of the night. The lights dim in the arena as Last Resort by Papa Roach blares from the PA system and fireworks explode around the screen before the lights come on showing the personification of extreme in the ring. King-He wastes no time getting to the ring. Kris Gaffney-He needs to have a talk with the Undertaker, and Randy Orton. JR-Suicide is looking to gain a championship out of the gate in his EMF career. We will see if he can accomplish it. (“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Apple Juice Styles walks through an apple Juice waterfall with a hoodie jacket on. He flips the jacket hood, and poses on the top of the stage. He walks to the ring, and enters it.) King-I’m pretty that’s an expensive waterfall. Kris Gaffney-But worth every penny. JR-This might be the first night in a while that the entire Melon Club is involved up, and down a card in singles matches. King-Except the best part…WHERE’S MELONIA?! (“X’s gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. The TV champion, Wade Wilson walks out on the stage in slow motion. He walks to the ring, and he enters the ring.) King-Is that an effect, or is he just walking slow? Kris Gaffney-You’d think we’d be able to figure it live… [Wade Wilson and Suicide stand in the ring as the bell rings. Wade Wilson and Suicide throw fists to the face. Neither wrestler backing down. Wade Wilson is able to duck one of Suicide fists to the face, but this just allows Apple Juice Styles to hit a super kick that sends Suicide into the grip of Wade Wilson who hits a release german suplex. Wade Wislon gets up near the ropes. Suicide uses this chance to attempt to attack Wade Wilson. Wade Wislon counters with a back body drop that sends him flying over the top rope, he crashes down on the mat. Wade Wilson gets pushed to the ropes by Apple Juice Styles. Wade Wilson is able to hang on to the ropes. Apple Juice Styles rolls in the middle of the ring. Wade Wilson measures up as Apple Juice Styles is on his knee’s, and then he hits a shining wizard kick to the side of the head. Apple Juice Styles goes down on the mat in a heap on the floor. He falls down on the mat. Wade Wilson pushes Apple Juice Styles on to his back, he goes into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2…..before the final three count a hand reaches into the ring, and he pulls him off of the cover.] JR-I’m not sure whether or not that Wade Wilson would have been able to get the pin there. King-I guess Suicide made sure that we didn’t find out. Kris Gaffney-Geez…spoilers… [Wade Wilson gets pulled out of the ring by Suicide, and Suicide hits a knee lift into the gut which stuns Wade Wilson, and he throws him into the ring steps. He hits hard into the ring steps, and he hits shoulder first into the ring steps with a loud crash. Suicide climbs up to the apron, and see’s Apple Juice Styles running towards him. Suicide counters with a shoulder block into the gut that turns around Apple Juice Styles. Apple Juice Styles goes for the Juiced up kick. Suicide ducks unde,r and Apple Juice misses the kick, and he falls on his face. Suicide climbs up to the top rope, he waits as Apple Juice Styles gets up to his feet, and Suicide leaps off of the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block. Suicide hooks the leg of Apple Juice Styles. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…..KICK OUT by Apple Juice Styles. Suicide looks up to the ref, and he shakes his head thinking that he should have gotten the three count with that last exchange. But he doesn’t argue with the ref, instead he gets up to his feet, and he takes a few moments to rest up, and think what he is going to do next as he waits for Apple Juice Styles to get up to his feet.] JR-Suicide is keeping his cool, but he’s going to have to find a way to defeat Apple Juice Styles. King-You’d think with his name, he wouldn’t be as calm. Kris Gaffney-Maybe his name is ironic… [Suicide picks up Apple Juice Styles over his shoulder, but Apple Juice Styles is able to struggle out of the back, Apple Juice Styles turns around, and he connects with the Juiced Up Kick to the back of the head of Suicide. Suicide stumbles towards apron into Wade Wilson who climbed up on the apron. Suicide falls out of the ring, and Wade Wilson falls on the top rope. Apple Juice Styles runs towards the ropes, and he sling shots the ropes. This sends Wade Wilson flips over the top rope, and he crashes hard into the mat. Slowly he get sup to his feet. He stumbles around, turns around Apple Juice Styles picks him up, and he drops Wade Wilson down into a fireman carry back breaker. Wade Wilson rolls away, he gets up holding his back as he pulls himself up to his feet near the ropes. Apple Juice Styles runs towards Wade Wilson. Wade counters by throwing him over the top rope. Apple Juice lands on his feet on the apron. Wade Wilson turns around, and he hits a forearm shot to the face that stumbles Wade Wilson backwards. Apple Juice Styles calls for the Juice Slap as he waits for Wade Wilson to get in position for that move. Wade Wilson is stumbling around the ring.] JR-Apple Juice Styles has taken control of this match. King-If he wins, do we have to laugh at everyone for losing to juice? Kris Gaffney-Maybe… [Apple Juice jumps on to the top rope, and he goes for the Juice Slap on Wade. Wade ducks under, and Apple Juice hits Suicide. Wade throws Apple Juice out of the ring. Suicide is getting up to his feet. Wade kicks him in the gut, double under hooks him, and drops him for the Dead Pool!! Wade pushes Suicide to his back. Wade Wilson goes into the cover on Suicide. The ref counts 1…………….2………..3!!] JR-Suicide being in the wrong place set him up for the Dead Pool allowing Wade Wilson to retain his championship. Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again. He slithers under the bottom rope and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks side to side in his corner – gently tapping together the tips of his fingers seeming intent on hearing the sweet release of the bell ringing. JR-We are witnessing the debut of a talented new comer to the EMF, here comes the man known as the Wretched Nobody. Kris Gaffney-I think I can take him. King-Doubt it… (“Joey Gambino’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Joey Gambino walks out on the stage. He stares down the Wretched Nobody, he slides into the ring.) JR-Joey Gambino debuted a few month’s ago, he’s had some high’s, and recently some lows. King-You can’t get stuck too much on the low’s, or you might be able to get out of it. Kris Gaffney-Don’t I know that. King-Yes you do… [The Wretched Nobody and stands face to face with Joey Gambino. Joey Gambino hits a hard slap, but Wretched Nobody doesn’t even turn his head away, doesn’t even flitch a little bit. Panicking, Joey tries to attack further only for him to hit with a knee lift driving the air out of Joey Gambino. The Wretched Nobody brings him up, and he hits hard fist that puts down Joey Gambino. Hitting the mat hard. Joey Gambino tries to roll out of the ring to collect his thoughts, and figure out a new plan. What he didn’t count on is the Wretched Nobody following him to the outside of the ring, he comes up from behind him, and he throws Joey Gambino’s face into the top ring steps. Joey Gambino falls down on a knee. The Wretched Nobody picks him up to his feet, he lifts him over his head, and he throws him into the ring through the middle, and top rope. He hits into the mat. He rolls away. The Wretched Nobody pulls himself up with the top rope, he’s half way stepping over the ropes, when Joey Gambino rushes towards the Wretched Nobody, and he hits a few fists to the face that stuns the Wretched Nobody a little bit, but it’s quickly shrugged off with a block, and The Wretched Nobody hits a big head butt that puts him down on his knee’s. He crawls aways. Getting up to his feet, he turns right into the hands of The Wretched Nobody, Wretched Nobody lifts him up, and drops him into the mat with a sit down two handedl choke slam, also known as the Baldo Bomb. The Wretched Nobody holds Joey Gambino into pinning position. The ref slides into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………………2…..Joey Gambino is able to roll the shoulder up before the three count.] JR-Nothing has worked for Joey Gambino. King-Maybe I shouldn’t have told him he was facing a nobody next. Kris Gaffney-Bit of a dick move…oh well. [Joey Gambino gets picked up by the Wretched Nobody. Jeoy Gambino getting desperate rakes the eyes of the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody staggers around the ring blinded, Joey Gambino falls against the ropes. Angry, the Wretched Nobody runs towards Joey Gambino. Joey Gambino is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the second rope. Wretched Nobody falls down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet Joey Gambino kicks him in the gut, he sets him up, and he drops him with a piledriver. Joey Gambino goes into the cover on The Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..The Wretched Nobody Powers out of the pin as Joey Gambino goes flying across the ring. Joey Gambino can’t believe the power of the Wretched Nobody.] JR-Joey Gambino need to keep on the advantage here. King-The real question is if it’ll really matter. [Joey Gambino picks up The Wretched Nobody by his hair, and he tries to put him over his shoulder. Wretched Nobody struggles, and he falls behind Joey Gmabino. Gambino turns around, and he gets hit with a face full of boot with the running big boot that the Wretched Nobody calls Trephination. Joey goes down like a box of rocks. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Joey Gambino. The ref slides into position. The ref counts 1…………….2……………….3!!] JR-Joey Gambino left an opening, and it cost him. King-How the mighty have fallen. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, and he takes footage for his web show, and enters the ring.) JR-Zack Ryder is a former Extreme Champion. King-No he’s not…. JR-That’s what his record says. Kris Gaffney-He’s the first, and only Elite champion though. JR-I highly doubt that… (“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage. He yells to the crowd about eating their fruit. He walks down to the ring side era, and enters it.) JR-It’s not going to be easy getting the title from Walter Melon, that’s for sure. King-Think you’d have more luck getting watermelon from Ashley Irvine. Kris Gaffney-…. King-I don’t care what anyone says, that’s a thing! [Walter Melon and Zack Ryder stand in the middle of the ring. The bell rings, Zack Ryder and Walter Melon throw fists to the face. Walter Melon ducks under one of the fists. Zack Ryder turns towards him, and he hits a jaw breaker that sends Zack Ryder stumbling backwards in pain. Walter Melon runs towards him, and he hits a running clothesline that knocks him over the top rope that sends them falling out of the ring, and crashing down on the mat. Walter Melon takes a few moments to rest up, and slowly they get up to their feet. Zack Ryder runs towards Walter Melon, Walter Melon counters with a drop toe hold that sends him face first into the ring steps. Zack Ryder crashes hard into the ring steps. He is on his hands, and knee’s. Walter Melon runs towards him, and he hits a kick to the ribs that makes him roll away. Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder gets pushed towards the time keeper area, and he gets hurled back first into the barricade. Zack Ryder falls face first into the mat around ring side. Walter Melon looks under the ring, and he pulls out a water melon…or he tries…it seems like it weighs more than expected…and has hands around it. Walter Melon pulls out Ashley Irvine who yells “WATERMELON!!” Walter Melon rolls his eyes, and points to another one. Ashley dives for it, and yells “WATERMELON” again. Walter Melon turns around, and he smashes the water Melon over his head.] King-Oh the humanity Kris Gaffney-Or maybe this is a good thing, because now Zack Ryder has no choice but to eat fruit. King-Guess if you’re looking for a silver lining. JR-Is no one ever going to address Ashley Irvine appearing in every Walter Melon match? [Walter Melon grabs Zack Ryder, and he throws him into the ring. He climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope. But it’s countered by Zack Ryder gets his knee’s up driving the air out of Walter Melon. Walter Melon stunned gets up to his feet, only to be driven down to the mat head first with a DDT. This makes Walter Melon go into the corner into a seated position. Zack Ryder pulls himself up with the help of the ropes, he looks around, and he backs into the corner, and he fist pumps. WOO! WOO! WOO! He runs towards the corner, and connects with the Broski boot to the side of the head which makes him turns away. Zack Ryder pulls him to the middle of the ropes. He hooks the leg into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to count. The ref counts 1…………………2…KICK OUT by Walter Melon. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to rest up, and once he gets up. He realizes that Walter Melon is still trying to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder backs up into the ropes, and he measures up on Walter Melon. He goes for the Rough Ryder, but Walter Melon catches him into a power bomb position. He hammers away with fists to the top of the head. Zack Ryder counters with a hurricanarana. This sends him flying into the corner face first. Walter Melon stumbles around, and then he turns around he falls back into the corner. Walter Melon isn’t able to do anything further as he is too stunned. Zack Ryder stands up, and looks towards the corner with Walter Melon into it. Zack Ryder smiles as he backs up into the corner, and then he runs towards Walter Melon. Zack Ryder jumps in the air, and he goes for a splash. But Walter Melon moves out of the way, and Zack Ryder hits into the top rope. Zack Ryder stumbles backwards, and falls back down on the floor.] JR-Zack Ryder might be in danger here. King-Luckily this isn’t a Finn Balor…and Michael Cole isn’t commentating. Kris Gaffney-We’d have to hear how Ryder’s in the “drop zone”…. [Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring. He climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top turnbuckle. He connects with the Fruit Smash Splash. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1………….2…………..3!!] JR-Zack Ryder couldn’t find a counter in time, and it cost him. King-It sure did…hopefully he’ll have better luck later. (The lights in the arena go completely black as Rob Zombie "Demonoid Phenomenon" hits in the arena. Suddenly, flames blast out from the stage, the lights turn on red and The Demon King is elevated up from under the stage. He steps through the flames and stands looking out to the crowd and then to the ring.) Announcer: Making his way to the ring. From parts unknown, standing 6'3" weighing in at 240 pounds. He is the Demon King, PERDITION SAGE! (Flames shoot up from the side of the ramp way as he walks down. Once inside the ring he looks around and then flames shoot up from the turnbuckle. The Demon king perches himself in his corner waiting for the match to begin.) JR-Perdition Sage made quiet the impact in his debut match. Tonight he gets to go against the former IC champion. King-I think he’ll find it more difficult. Kris Gaffney-But then again…we don’t know everything about Perdition Sage, guess we’ll see "Nice Guy" Buddy Friend saunters down to the ring as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears plays. Buddy flashes a bright smile and flashes a thumbs up to various members of the crowd. JR-A few month’s ago Buddy Friend was riding high as the IC champion, I’m sure he’d like to get back on the right track. King-Yeah….I think he’s picking the wrong match… Kris Gaffney-But then again…how many times has a demon from hell don’t make for an awesome professional wrestler… King-I guess that’s a point… [Nice Guy Buddy Friend puts out a hand to be shook. Perdition Sage acts like he’s about to do it, and then starts to crush his hand. Perdition Sage uses his leverage to hits a arm drag that sends Nice Guy Buddy Friend flying towards the corner. Perdition Sage, gets up to his feet, and he connects with a thurst kick that puts him into the corner. Perdition Sage closes the gap between him, and Nice Guy Buddy Friend tries to throw a fist, but it’s ducked under, and Perdtion Sage hits a knee lift into the gut, he turns around, grabs the head, and hits a snapmare putting him into a seated position. Perdition Sage runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He connects with a running knee to the face that puts down Buddy Friend. Buddy Friend is slow to get up to his feet. Perdition Sage runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, and he connects with a running bulldog keeping down Nice Guy Buddy Friend. Perdition Sage pushes him on to his back, Perdition Sage goes into the cover. The ref counts 1…………..2..KICK OUT by Nice Guy Buddy Friend. Perdition Sage gets up to his feet, and he hammers down with a few stomps on the downed Nice Guy Buddy Friend. He picks him up, he lifts him up, and he drops him ribs first for a rib breaker. He looks towards the corner.] JR-It looks like Perdition Sage is going take a chance. King-This won’t end badly. Kris Gaffney-I can feel your sarcasm. King-Good…for some reason…I would think some might not catch it. [Sage climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He jumps off of the second rope, but it’s countered with a boot to the face. Perdition Sage, head snaps backwards, and he falls agains the ropes. Nice Guy Buddy Friend connects with a super kick that sends Perdition Sage backwards, and to the outside of the ring. Buddy Friend takes a few moments to recover. He runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, he jumps through the ropes, and he connects with a suicide dive on Perdition Sage. Both wrestlers are down, trying to recover after that last move.] JR-Both wrestlers are down. King-They need to do something before they are counted out. Kris Gaffney-If only this was a no count out match. [Perdition Sage throws Nice Guy Buddy Friend into the ring, Perdition Sage is still feeling the effecs, he slowly gets into the ring, but Nice Guy counters with a quick elevated DDT as he tries to get back into the ring. Nice Guy sets up for a power bomb, he lifts him up, it looks like he hit it. But Perdition Sage actually locked on the Hell’s Gate!! Nice Guy Struggles, then finally he taps out!! Perdition Sage wins this match via submission.] JR-Could Perdition Sage baited Buddy Friend into that mistake? King-He would have had to see in the future…but sure… (“I will master your mind” blasts on the PA system. Mastermind walks out on the stage, and he walks into the ring, and he waits for his opponent.) JR-Mastermind has run up the ranks since returning to the EMF. King-He sure has given us a lot of good new t-shirts Kris Gaffney-Indeed he has. (“If you smell” blasts on the PA system. The Rock walks out on the stage with the IC championship. He stares down at Mastermind. He climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and holds up the IC championship, before entering the ring, and holding it up once again to the crowd on the opposite side.) JR-What a war of words these two have had. King-I think I learned more about Lions in the build up to this match than I have in my entire life. Kris Gaffney-Do we have to introduce the Rock as the man who KILLED MUFASA? [The Rock and Mastermind walks to the center of the ring. They both talk trash. Mastermind throws the first fist to the face, the Rock answers back with a fist to the face. The Rock is winning the exchange as he is able to hit a few fists to the face unanswered. Mastermind rocks against the ropes, and The Rock whips Mastermind to the ropes. Mastermind comes off of the ropes, The Rock lowers his head, and Mastermind kicks the Rock in the face. The Rock pops up in a lot of pain. The Rock throws a fist to the face trying ot get Mastermind back, Mastermind is ready for this however, and he ducks under, and he hooks the Rock, and drops him with a Russian leg sweep. Mastermind goes into the cover on the Rock. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2…KICK OUT by the Rock. Mastermind gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Rock. Mastermind backs off as the ref gets on him, once the ref gets off his case. Mastermind hits a kick to the side of the head that makes him roll away, and he gets up to his feet. The Rock gets hooked by Mastermind, lifts him up, and drops him with a vertical suplex. Mastermind goes into the cover on the Rock once again, the ref quickly goes into position to make the count once again. The ref counts 1……..2…KICK OUT once again. Mastermind shakes his head frustrated, he goes over to the Rock’s leg, and he picks up the leg of the Rock, and he drops an elbow into the leg of the Rock. The Rock yells in pain as the elbow goes into his leg, Mastermind gets up, and drops an elbow into the leg again, and then again. Mastermind hooks the leg of the Rock into a single leg lock.] JR-Mastermind is trying to make sure the Rock’s ability to move is impaired. King-It’s a good plan, when the Rock truly gets going, he needs to go at full speed. Kris Gaffney-The counter to that argument is Rob Van Dam. King-Damn… [The Rock is able to push Mastermind’s head on the apron, and he smashes it with his free leg breaking up the leg breaker. The Rock rolls into the corner, and he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet in the corner, The Rock stays in the corner. Mastermind is up to his feet. He runs at the Rock, the Rock is able to side step Mastermind, and he throws him hard into the corner. The Rock hits a few fists to the face of Mastermind. The Rock stops, he spits on his hand, and he hits an extra hard fist to the face that stuns Mastermind. Mastermind stumbles out of the corner, and the Rock lifts up Mastermind, and he drops him with a somoan drop. The Rock takes a few moments to rest up. Mastermind rolls away trying to recover fairly fast using the ropes, the Rock is slow to get up to his feet. Mastermind fully up on his feet, turns, and he attempts to get this match back into his control. Mastermind goes for a fist to the face, but it’s blocked, and the Rock hits a hard fist to the face. Mastermind attempts to go for another fist to the face. The Rock ducks under the fist, he runs to the ropes. Mastermind goes for a clothesline. The Rock ducks under the clothesline. He continues to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying clothesline that knocks down Mastermind. Mastermind goes down on the mat, and the Rock kicks him in the gut, and he drops him with a DDT. The Rock goes into the cover on Mastermind, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2….KICK OUT by Mastermind!! The Rock gets up, and he sets up for the Rock Bottom. Mastermind staggers up. The Rock hooks Mastermind, Mastermind hits a few elbows to break the hold. Mastermind is able to slip behind the Rock, and Mastermind is able to slip behind, and he tries to lock on the Mind Control. The Rock blocks, and he throws him off, Mastermind goes flying right into the ref, the ref is down.] JR-Mastermind avoided the rock bottom, but now the ref is down. King-This can’t be good. Kris Gaffney-Why do even former wrestlers become weaklings when they are ref’s….it’s like a curse. [The Rock hits a few fists to the face of Mastermind, he tries to whip him off of the ropes, and does so. But Mastermind goes faster to the ropes than expected, he bounces off of the ropes. The Rock and Mastermind his heads. Both wrestlers go down. Mastermind gets up faster. Mastermind gets up, suddenly Daniel Bryan slides into the ring, checking to see neither the ref, or the Rock see’s him. He runs towards Mastermind, he connects with the running knee, and dives out of the ring. The Rock comes to, see’s Mastermind not knowing what happened. The Rock goes into the cover on Mastermind. The ref goes into position slowly. The ref counts 1…………………….2…………………………3!!] JR-Where did Daniel Bryan come from? King-I think under the ring? Kris Gaffney-I doubt he’ll let that attack go anytime soon. (The Rock is getting up, Daniel Bryan is back into the ring, and levels the Rock with a running knee. Before rolling out of the ring, and doing his YES taunt to the backstage area.) JR-Seemly he wasn’t done. King-They never are. (Matt Faris, Tim Findlay, and Daryl Prcihard are in the ring as they get ready for the 3 fall match up. “Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring. “I am Machine” blasts on the PA system, Brandon North walks to the ring, and enters the ring. “Paralyzed” blasts on the PA system, Ben Black walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tony Ikeda specifically should have a tough road from this point on. King-This match is going to be tough, and difficult, but that’s not all he needs to worry about, he also has the main event to deal with only one match to rest. Kris Gaffney-I guess he needs to either hope to get the world title shot quickly, or be able to avoid any long term fights. (“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage. He walks down to the ring. “Down with the Sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks out on the stage. He walks down to the ring. “Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, he does the YES taunt down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-The Melon Club are 1-1 in their night, I’m sure that they are hoping to add another win. King-Do they get a victory if they get either of the three title shots…or is there a particular one is a victory. Kris Gaffney-Melon Gods… King-I knew you’d say that…and you haven’t yet got annoying about that yet…I got a feeling later you will be….so…punches Kris [The wrestlers are ready to star this match as the bell rings. The entire ring starts to brawl with various wrestlers. Tim Findlay, and Brandon North seemly not happy at Angelus Archer for now knowing who they are. Angelus Archer falls into the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he hits hard fist to the face of Brandon North that knocks him down on the mat. Tim Findlay goes for a bicycle kick. Angelus Archer ducks under, he lifts him up, and he drops him over the top rope. Tim Findlay bounces off of the top rope, and he falls down on the apron. Angelus Archer hits a running forearm shot to the face that sends Tim Findlay flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Angelus Archer goes after Tim Findlay. Angelus Archer picks him up, and he attempts to go for a whip, but it’s countered a reverse of the whip. Angelus Archer crashes hard into the ring steps.] JR-Tim Findlay was able to strike back. King-I guess it was better when Angelus didn’t know who they were. Kris Gaffney-At least Tim Findlay can blend into the background with his skin. [In the ring, Daryl Prichard has Daniel Bryan down on the mat, Daryl Prichard goes into the corner. He measures up on Daniel Bryan, and he goes for the stone fist, but it’s countered with an arm bar, and Daniel Bryan locks on the No Lock. Seemly no one is in a very big rush to save Daryl Prichard. Tony Ikeda finally breaks it up, and he hits a double axe handle to the back of Daniel Bryan breaking up the hold. Tony Ikeda grabs Daniel Bryan, and he throws him hard into the ring post, and Daniel Bryan falls to the outside of the ring. On the outside of the ring Angelus Archer had been able to get away from Tim Findlay. He pulls up Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan throws his hands off, the two start to exchange fists, and kicks, suddenly out of no where they are both knocked down by Matt Faris who had hit a summersault dive over the top rope!!] King-Oh, you knew that other person that Angelus doesn’t know would make themselves known. Kris Gaffney-He’ll live to regret that. King-With Angelus…very unlikely. JR-Some of these wrestlers tonight are guys that are always in the title races, but for some this is a huge chance to get into a title race. King-It comes easier for some than others…ask Gaffney. Kris Gaffney-Hey! [Kenny Omega, and Kenny Omegrape stare down each other. Suddenly they both yell “THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE”. Omega and Omegrape throw fists to the face, Omegrape is winning the exchange. Omega rakes the eyes, this makes Omegrape fall back into the ropes. Kenny Omega hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Kenny Omegrape, and he puts him into a vertical suplex, and he lifts him up, but Kenny Omegrape is able to shift his weight into a full nelson front Russian leg sweep that puts him into the mat. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Kenny Omega. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2….Ben Black comes out of no where, and he hits a diving elbow on to the back of Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape tries to roll out of the ring, but Ben Black doesn’t want him to get away that easy. So he picks him up, he throws him hard into the ring post, and he falls out of the ring. Ben Black turns around, and he see’s Matt Faris go for his head with a chair. Ben Black ducks under, and he kicks the chair back into Matt Faris face.] JR-Matt Faris might regret that decision. King-Matt Faris regrets every decision… [Ben Black calls for his finisher, before he can land the move. Angelus Archer comes into the ring, and he smashes him into the back with the chair. He takes advantage of the situation with Matt Faris, and drops him with the Slain face first!! Angelus Archer turns Matt Faris over, Angelus Archer goes into the cover on Matt Faris. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……….3!!] JR-Angelus ever the opportunist takes advantage of the situation to get the first fall. King-What’s next? Kris Gaffney-That’s anyone’s guess. [Angelus Archer rolls out of the ring, and leaves ring side, Matt Faris tries to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan jumps inot the ring, and he locks on the No Lock on Matt Faris. Matt Faris screams in pain as he considers whether or not to tap out. Tony Ikeda comes into the ring, and he hits a boot to the face that breaks up the No Lock. Tony Ikeda gets turned around by Tim Findlay. Findley throws a fist, but Tony Ikeda ducks it, and Tony Ikeda hooks him, and drops him down with a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, Kenny Omegrape throws a full watermelon at him, and Tony Ikeda gets taken off guard, and tripped up by the ropes, and he falls out of the ring. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Tim Findlay. The ref counts 1…………….2……………..3!!] JR-When’s the last time has the full nelson slam worked for a pin? King-There is no track record when it’s not Tony pinning…so I think it’s different. [Daryl Prichard steps inside of the ring, and he waits for Tim Findlay to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he goes for the Stone Fist. Daniel Bryan hits the running knee to the face. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, Kenny Omega hits a clothesline that takes him, and Daniel Bryan out of the ring. Tony Ikeda steps inside of the ring, and makes the pin on Daryl Prichard. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!] JR-That’s the final fall!! Angelus will be going after the world championship. Kenny Omegrape goes after the IC title, and Tony Ikeda goes after the Extreme. King-Too bad Kenny didn’t win the Extreme shot…that could have been funny. (Badd Bros music blasts through the arena and the fans scram as Zack Ryder and Tony Ikeda walk out from the back. Both men still a little beaten up from their last match, but Ryder still hyped to the max and Ikeda lookong determined.) Announcer: Ladies and Gentleme. This match is a three-way tag team match for the Extreme Measures Tag Team championships. Introducing first, the challengers at a combined weight of 494 pounds. Zack Ryder, Tony Ikeda, THE BADD BROS! Jr: Both these men have been in these types of matches plenty. When it comes to experience, it's definitely on their side. KG: Well, when you're older than dirt like Tony then it's hard for things to happen that you havent seen yet. King: Hes forgetful at his age, so everything is new. (As the two climb into the ring, DMX "X Gonna Give It To ya" blasts and Wade dances out from the back, TV title around his waist. Again, he's noticeably beaten up a bit from his match earlier in the night. He does a breakdance spin, lays on the ground with his hand holding his head up in a pose as "That's Entertainment" hits and Logan Riley steps out from the back with his world title draped over his shoulder.) Announcer: Ladies and gentelmen. The next challengers, fighting with a combined weight of 465 pounds. Wade Wilson, Logan Riley, OFF CONSTANTLY! Jr: These two have proven they are a force to be reckon with as a tag team with their interesting dynamic. KG: Something tells me Logan might hit Wade just as often as his opponents. King: Something tells me, Wade might enjoy that a little too much. (The two step in the ring and a stare down between them and Badd Bros begins, but is stopped as "The Duck Song" blasts and from the back walks Walter Melon and Shinsuke Nakamango, Walter holding his tag belt with his extreme title around his waist. They stop atop the ramp holding the belts in the air mocking the crowd. Walter reaches into his speedo grabbing a grape and eating one and giving the other to Nakamango. They smash their belts together and begin walking down the ramp.) Announcer: And the champions. At a combined weight of 425. Walter Melon, Shinsuke Nakamango, they are the current tag team champions, THE MELON CLUB! Jr: As weird as these guys are, there talent cant be taken away. They've proven it over and over again that they can beat anybody with the right circumstances. KG: You mean as long as the Melon Gods call for it. King: Heres to hoping Melonia comes down! (After climbing in the ring and handing the ref their belts, its decided Shinsuke Nakamango and Logan Riley will start the match, since they are the two that havent had a match earlier.) Jr: This is an interesting match. Three teams, but only two men start. Looks like Badd Bros stand in their corner waiting for somebody to get close enough to tag themselves in. KG: If the Melon Gods let them. King: They should let the other teams beat each other down first. DING! DING! DING! (Riley and Nakamango begin circling the ring. Riley staring him down, Nakamango making awkward faces. Right when it gets to a point when Riley goes to close the distance, Tony Ikeda jumps up, reaches out and tags himself in by tapping Rileys back. Ikeda steps in, points to Rileys corner telling him to shoe and get out of his way. The two argue, the ref steps between facing Riley trying to get him to move to his corner. As they are still arguing, the ref not paying attention, Nakamango comes from behind Ikeda and hits him with a hard uppercut right into the nuts. Riley starts to laugh, Ikeda falls to his knees, Nakamango runs to the rope and on the return smashes Ikeda with LEMONSHASHA! Ikeda drops, Nakamango goes for the cover, but the ref is distracted with Riley. Nakamango gets up with anger, stomps over to the ref and yells at him, then covers Ikeda again.) Ref: ONE!... (Riley breaks the count by running and dropping an elbow on Nakamango. Then Riley leaves the ring to his corner, still laughing.) Jr: What a start this has been. King: Surprised Riley stopped the count. KG: Well if he didn't, and Nakamango won, then Rileys chance would be over... King: Yea... I knew that. (Nakamango back to his feet, he grabs Ikeda by his head and pulls him to his feet, with a knee to Ikedas gut, Nakamango hooks his head and drops him with a DDT, circles around, lifts a knee and drives it twice into the side of Ikeda right in the ribs. Nakamango back to his feet, cockily walks around Ikeda and then stomps him in the gut. He lifts Ikeda up, grabs his arm and whips him into the Melon Club corner. Nakamango walks over, he tags in Walter, then Nakamango hits Ikeda with a right hook and tries for another, but Ikeda blocks it, pushes Nakamango forward and hits him with a hard clothesline that drops Nakamango to the ground, but Walter dives forward drilling Ikeda right in the back of the legs which causes him to fall to the ground. Walter smiles, eats a grape from his speedo, then pulls another and walks over to force feed it to Ikeda. Ikeda reaches up, grabs Walter's arm with both hands and pulls him down as he kicks Walter right in the head which reopens a cut from earlier in the night and causes him to stumble back. Ikeda rushes to his feet, Walter jumps forward with a dropkick into the Melom Club corner. Walter back to his feet wipes blood from his face and then charges Ikeda. Ikeda jumps up putting his foot in the air and Walter runs face first into it, again he stumbles back and Ikeda lunges forward with a clothesline that causes Walter to flip in the air and crash into the mat. Stumbling, ikeda slowly makes his way into his corner, as Walter crawls to his. Right as Ikeda tags in Ryder, Walter tags in Nakamango. Both Nakamango and Ryder jump the top rope and charge one another. Nakamango attempts a punch, Ryder ducks and continues to the opposite ropes and on the return Ryder attempts the ROUGH RYDER! But, Nakamango is able to hook his legs, spin and drop him with a powerbomb and falls into cover.) Ref: ONE!..... (KICKOUT!) Jr: Off Constantly havent had their chance yet, Ikeda took that away at the begining. KG: All part of the Melon Gods plans. King: My vote to win goes to Melonia, where is she? (Nakamango back to his feet, lifts Ryder by his hair, knees him in the gut and then whips him into the ropes, Wade is able to reach over and tag Ryder on the back. Wade grabs the top rope, leaps up and as his feet connect with the top rope Nakamango smashes his knee into Zack causing him to flip over and smash into the mat and then Nakamango looks up to see Wade flip in the air, wrap Nakamango with his legs and connect with a springboard hurricainrauna. Wade stands beside the downed Nakamango and leaps up connecting with a standing moonsault. Wade circles around latching Nakamango by the arm, throwing his legs over Nakamangos body locking in an armbar. After some struggling, Nakamango is able to flip over the legs and stack Wade causing him to let go of the hold, but with Wade's legs bent he uses his feet to push Nakamango sending him flying into Badd Bros corner. Ikeda tags himself him, right as Wade kip-ups Ikeda begins sprinting at him, right as Wade turns Ikeda attempts a clothesline that Wade ducks, leaps up and as Ikeda turns around he is met with a Pale kick causing him to stumble into the empty corner. Wade rushes him, but once close enough Ikeda springs forward, Wade leaps up, ikeda adjusts and catches him, lifts Wade in the air and slams him to the mat with a hard scoop slap. Ikeda lifts Wade and whips him so hard into the ropes that causes Wade to flip over the top rope and fall to the outside of the ring. Ikeda smiles and as Wade uses the barricade to pull himself to his feet Ikeda sprints to the opposite ropes and on the return he suicide dives right over the top rope crashing hard into Wade which sends both men crashing into the barricade causing the barricade to break.) Jr: BA GAWD! THATS A 270 POIND MAN! HOW IN THE HELL DID HE DO THAT? KG:Melon Gods Jr. Melon Gods. King: I think Wade is dead. Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! (Slowly, Ikeda eventually manages to stagger to his feet. He grabs the motionless Wade and with ease throws him up onto his shoulders. Ikeda holds him there as he lunges forward and sends Wade right through two steel chairs with a powerslam causing both chairs to be completely destroyed. Ikeda pulls himself to his feet, he grabs Wade's arm and begins to drag him towards the ring, he lifts Wade up, picks him up and slides him into the ring. Ikeda slides in and goes for the pin.) Ref: ONE!..... TWO!...(KICKOUT) Jr: Wow! He kicked out, I dont know how. King: Dont even say it KG! KG: Melon Gods... (Right as Wade manages to kickout Tony pushes himself to his feet, and as he stands he is pegged in the forehead with a grape that shatters on impact. He looks up and sees Walter laughing. He goes to charge Walter but the ref gets between him and Tony just wipe the grape off. He turns around to see Wade attempt to crawl to his corner. Laughing, Ikeda picks him up, he whips Wade into the ropes, on the return Ikeda ducks down to attempt to flip Wade, but Wade manages to leap up, put his feet on Ikedas back and dive the rest of the way to tag in Riley. Riley climbs in as Wade falls and rolls out of the ring. Both Ikeda and Riley smirk as if to say "finally" Ikeda rushes towards Riley, right as he goes to hit him Riley ducks, scoops up Ikeda and flips him right over the top rope and Ikeda falls to the outside. Riley looks at Ikeda as he is slowly climbing to his feet, Riley looks to the turnbuckle and begins to climb it. Once on top, he stands there watching Ikeda.) Jr: Bah Gawd! Please no! Riley has no business being up there! KG: Looks like Wade taught him some things. King: Good, does that mean we can get rid of Wade and keep Paige? (Once Ikeda gets to his feet Logan leaps off of the top rope with a cross body directly onto Ikeda and both men crash hard into the ground.) Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! (After awhile, Riley is able to work his way to the ring and use the ring apron to pull himself to his feet. By then Ikeda is attempting to get to his feet, Riley rushes forward smashing his knee into the side of Ikeda's head which sends him flying and putting a gash in his head. Riley catches his balance on the barricade. Riley staggers over to Ikeda, lifts him to his feet and whips him hard into the ring steps which sends Ikeda flying and the ring steps to fall apart. Ikeda walks over to Ikeda, lifts him up and slides him into the ring. Riley slides inside lifts Ikeda to his feet. Riley whips Ikeda into the ropes, but once he hits the ropes Nakamango reaches out and tags himself in by tapping Ikedas back. Ikeda gets caught in the ropes and Nakamango rushes climbs in, Riley tags in Wade, as Nakamango charges, Riley lifts Wade, spins and tosses him hard like a bullet straight into Nakamango like a spear. Wade stands up, dropkocks Walter off the apron, Riley rushes Ryder and knocks him off and as Wade climbs the turnbuckle, Riley kicks Ikeda out of the ring. Riley stands in front of the turnbuckle, Wade steps up onto Rileys shoulders and leaps off with a corkscrew ASSASINS FLIGHT! Right onto Shinsuke Nakamango and Wade stays on top for the pin. REF: ONE!..... TWO!..... THREE! DING! DING! DING! Anouncer: Here are your winners and NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! Logan Riley and Wade Wilson, OFF CONSTANTLY! Crowd: YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT! Jr: WOW! What a match! KG: Well, I guess the Melon Gods have other plans. King: I'm upset, where is Melonia? (The official hands the belts to Logan Riley, he hands one to Wade and the two hold the belts in the air. They begin celebrating their victory in the ring as Legacy Of Blood goes off air.)

EMF: Legacy of Blood

(Copyright information flashes on the screen. It slowly fades away as we go into a highlight video of the 8 man tag team that imploded. It goes over some of the returns, and debuts. Finally the Highlight video comes to an end, and an announcer welcomes us to Legacy of Blood 2018. The lights are turn off in the Ocale Arena. Pyrotechnics come down from the top of the stage, and hit down on the stage of the specially made Legacy of Blood set. The lights turn on, fans are yelling, and waving their signs as the camera sweeps around the crowd.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from the home of the Golden State Warriors. Welcome to the 2018 edition of Legacy of Blood. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King, the tag team division takes center stage in our main event.

King-It all started a few weeks ago when Off Consistently was in a tag team match with the Badd Bros, and it didn’t go to plan.

Kris Gaffney-Well, if they wanted a tag team title shot, it worked perfectly for the Badd Bros.

JR-I guess you could look at it that way Kris, anyways let’s start this evening with the first match of the night.

The lights dim in the arena as Last Resort by Papa Roach blares from the PA system and fireworks explode around the screen before the lights come on showing the personification of extreme in the ring.

King-He wastes no time getting to the ring.

Kris Gaffney-He needs to have a talk with the Undertaker, and Randy Orton.

JR-Suicide is looking to gain a championship out of the gate in his EMF career. We will see if he can accomplish it.

(“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Apple Juice Styles walks through an apple Juice waterfall with a hoodie jacket on. He flips the jacket hood, and poses on the top of the stage. He walks to the ring, and enters it.)

King-I’m pretty that’s an expensive waterfall.

Kris Gaffney-But worth every penny.

JR-This might be the first night in a while that the entire Melon Club is involved up, and down a card in singles matches.

King-Except the best part…WHERE’S MELONIA?!

(“X’s gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. The TV champion, Wade Wilson walks out on the stage in slow motion. He walks to the ring, and he enters the ring.)

King-Is that an effect, or is he just walking slow?

Kris Gaffney-You’d think we’d be able to figure it live…

[Wade Wilson and Suicide stand in the ring as the bell rings. Wade Wilson and Suicide throw fists to the face. Neither wrestler backing down. Wade Wilson is able to duck one of Suicide fists to the face, but this just allows Apple Juice Styles to hit a super kick that sends Suicide into the grip of Wade Wilson who hits a release german suplex. Wade Wislon gets up near the ropes. Suicide uses this chance to attempt to attack Wade Wilson. Wade Wislon counters with a back body drop that sends him flying over the top rope, he crashes down on the mat. Wade Wilson gets pushed to the ropes by Apple Juice Styles. Wade Wilson is able to hang on to the ropes. Apple Juice Styles rolls in the middle of the ring. Wade Wilson measures up as Apple Juice Styles is on his knee’s, and then he hits a shining wizard kick to the side of the head. Apple Juice Styles goes down on the mat in a heap on the floor. He falls down on the mat. Wade Wilson pushes Apple Juice Styles on to his back, he goes into the cover. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2…..before the final three count a hand reaches into the ring, and he pulls him off of the cover.]

JR-I’m not sure whether or not that Wade Wilson would have been able to get the pin there.

King-I guess Suicide made sure that we didn’t find out.

Kris Gaffney-Geez…spoilers…

[Wade Wilson gets pulled out of the ring by Suicide, and Suicide hits a knee lift into the gut which stuns Wade Wilson, and he throws him into the ring steps. He hits hard into the ring steps, and he hits shoulder first into the ring steps with a loud crash. Suicide climbs up to the apron, and see’s Apple Juice Styles running towards him. Suicide counters with a shoulder block into the gut that turns around Apple Juice Styles. Apple Juice Styles goes for the Juiced up kick. Suicide ducks unde,r and Apple Juice misses the kick, and he falls on his face. Suicide climbs up to the top rope, he waits as Apple Juice Styles gets up to his feet, and Suicide leaps off of the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block. Suicide hooks the leg of Apple Juice Styles. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…..KICK OUT by Apple Juice Styles. Suicide looks up to the ref, and he shakes his head thinking that he should have gotten the three count with that last exchange. But he doesn’t argue with the ref, instead he gets up to his feet, and he takes a few moments to rest up, and think what he is going to do next as he waits for Apple Juice Styles to get up to his feet.]

JR-Suicide is keeping his cool, but he’s going to have to find a way to defeat Apple Juice Styles.

King-You’d think with his name, he wouldn’t be as calm.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe his name is ironic…

[Suicide picks up Apple Juice Styles over his shoulder, but Apple Juice Styles is able to struggle out of the back, Apple Juice Styles turns around, and he connects with the Juiced Up Kick to the back of the head of Suicide. Suicide stumbles towards apron into Wade Wilson who climbed up on the apron. Suicide falls out of the ring, and Wade Wilson falls on the top rope. Apple Juice Styles runs towards the ropes, and he sling shots the ropes. This sends Wade Wilson flips over the top rope, and he crashes hard into the mat. Slowly he get sup to his feet. He stumbles around, turns around Apple Juice Styles picks him up, and he drops Wade Wilson down into a fireman carry back breaker. Wade Wilson rolls away, he gets up holding his back as he pulls himself up to his feet near the ropes. Apple Juice Styles runs towards Wade Wilson. Wade counters by throwing him over the top rope. Apple Juice lands on his feet on the apron. Wade Wilson turns around, and he hits a forearm shot to the face that stumbles Wade Wilson backwards. Apple Juice Styles calls for the Juice Slap as he waits for Wade Wilson to get in position for that move. Wade Wilson is stumbling around the ring.]

JR-Apple Juice Styles has taken control of this match.

King-If he wins, do we have to laugh at everyone for losing to juice?

Kris Gaffney-Maybe…

[Apple Juice jumps on to the top rope, and he goes for the Juice Slap on Wade. Wade ducks under, and Apple Juice hits Suicide. Wade throws Apple Juice out of the ring. Suicide is getting up to his feet. Wade kicks him in the gut, double under hooks him, and drops him for the Dead Pool!! Wade pushes Suicide to his back. Wade Wilson goes into the cover on Suicide. The ref counts 1…………….2………..3!!]

JR-Suicide being in the wrong place set him up for the Dead Pool allowing Wade Wilson to retain his championship.

Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again. He slithers under the bottom rope and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks side to side in his corner – gently tapping together the tips of his fingers seeming intent on hearing the sweet release of the bell ringing.

JR-We are witnessing the debut of a talented new comer to the EMF, here comes the man known as the Wretched Nobody.

Kris Gaffney-I think I can take him.

King-Doubt it…

(“Joey Gambino’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Joey Gambino walks out on the stage. He stares down the Wretched Nobody, he slides into the ring.)

JR-Joey Gambino debuted a few month’s ago, he’s had some high’s, and recently some lows.

King-You can’t get stuck too much on the low’s, or you might be able to get out of it.

Kris Gaffney-Don’t I know that.

King-Yes you do…

[The Wretched Nobody and stands face to face with Joey Gambino. Joey Gambino hits a hard slap, but Wretched Nobody doesn’t even turn his head away, doesn’t even flitch a little bit. Panicking, Joey tries to attack further only for him to hit with a knee lift driving the air out of Joey Gambino. The Wretched Nobody brings him up, and he hits hard fist that puts down Joey Gambino. Hitting the mat hard. Joey Gambino tries to roll out of the ring to collect his thoughts, and figure out a new plan. What he didn’t count on is the Wretched Nobody following him to the outside of the ring, he comes up from behind him, and he throws Joey Gambino’s face into the top ring steps. Joey Gambino falls down on a knee. The Wretched Nobody picks him up to his feet, he lifts him over his head, and he throws him into the ring through the middle, and top rope. He hits into the mat. He rolls away. The Wretched Nobody pulls himself up with the top rope, he’s half way stepping over the ropes, when Joey Gambino rushes towards the Wretched Nobody, and he hits a few fists to the face that stuns the Wretched Nobody a little bit, but it’s quickly shrugged off with a block, and The Wretched Nobody hits a big head butt that puts him down on his knee’s. He crawls aways. Getting up to his feet, he turns right into the hands of The Wretched Nobody, Wretched Nobody lifts him up, and drops him into the mat with a sit down two handedl choke slam, also known as the Baldo Bomb. The Wretched Nobody holds Joey Gambino into pinning position. The ref slides into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………………2…..Joey Gambino is able to roll the shoulder up before the three count.]

JR-Nothing has worked for Joey Gambino.

King-Maybe I shouldn’t have told him he was facing a nobody next.

Kris Gaffney-Bit of a dick move…oh well.

[Joey Gambino gets picked up by the Wretched Nobody. Jeoy Gambino getting desperate rakes the eyes of the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody staggers around the ring blinded, Joey Gambino falls against the ropes. Angry, the Wretched Nobody runs towards Joey Gambino. Joey Gambino is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the second rope. Wretched Nobody falls down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet Joey Gambino kicks him in the gut, he sets him up, and he drops him with a piledriver. Joey Gambino goes into the cover on The Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..The Wretched Nobody Powers out of the pin as Joey Gambino goes flying across the ring. Joey Gambino can’t believe the power of the Wretched Nobody.]

JR-Joey Gambino need to keep on the advantage here.

King-The real question is if it’ll really matter.

[Joey Gambino picks up The Wretched Nobody by his hair, and he tries to put him over his shoulder. Wretched Nobody struggles, and he falls behind Joey Gmabino. Gambino turns around, and he gets hit with a face full of boot with the running big boot that the Wretched Nobody calls Trephination. Joey goes down like a box of rocks. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Joey Gambino. The ref slides into position. The ref counts 1…………….2……………….3!!]

JR-Joey Gambino left an opening, and it cost him.

King-How the mighty have fallen.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, and he takes footage for his web show, and enters the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder is a former Extreme Champion.

King-No he’s not….

JR-That’s what his record says.

Kris Gaffney-He’s the first, and only Elite champion though.

JR-I highly doubt that…

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage. He yells to the crowd about eating their fruit. He walks down to the ring side era, and enters it.)

JR-It’s not going to be easy getting the title from Walter Melon, that’s for sure.

King-Think you’d have more luck getting watermelon from Ashley Irvine.

Kris Gaffney-….

King-I don’t care what anyone says, that’s a thing!

[Walter Melon and Zack Ryder stand in the middle of the ring. The bell rings, Zack Ryder and Walter Melon throw fists to the face. Walter Melon ducks under one of the fists. Zack Ryder turns towards him, and he hits a jaw breaker that sends Zack Ryder stumbling backwards in pain. Walter Melon runs towards him, and he hits a running clothesline that knocks him over the top rope that sends them falling out of the ring, and crashing down on the mat. Walter Melon takes a few moments to rest up, and slowly they get up to their feet. Zack Ryder runs towards Walter Melon, Walter Melon counters with a drop toe hold that sends him face first into the ring steps. Zack Ryder crashes hard into the ring steps. He is on his hands, and knee’s. Walter Melon runs towards him, and he hits a kick to the ribs that makes him roll away. Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder gets pushed towards the time keeper area, and he gets hurled back first into the barricade. Zack Ryder falls face first into the mat around ring side. Walter Melon looks under the ring, and he pulls out a water melon…or he tries…it seems like it weighs more than expected…and has hands around it. Walter Melon pulls out Ashley Irvine who yells “WATERMELON!!” Walter Melon rolls his eyes, and points to another one. Ashley dives for it, and yells “WATERMELON” again. Walter Melon turns around, and he smashes the water Melon over his head.]

King-Oh the humanity

Kris Gaffney-Or maybe this is a good thing, because now Zack Ryder has no choice but to eat fruit.

King-Guess if you’re looking for a silver lining.

JR-Is no one ever going to address Ashley Irvine appearing in every Walter Melon match?

[Walter Melon grabs Zack Ryder, and he throws him into the ring. He climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope. But it’s countered by Zack Ryder gets his knee’s up driving the air out of Walter Melon. Walter Melon stunned gets up to his feet, only to be driven down to the mat head first with a DDT. This makes Walter Melon go into the corner into a seated position. Zack Ryder pulls himself up with the help of the ropes, he looks around, and he backs into the corner, and he fist pumps. WOO! WOO! WOO! He runs towards the corner, and connects with the Broski boot to the side of the head which makes him turns away. Zack Ryder pulls him to the middle of the ropes. He hooks the leg into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to count. The ref counts 1…………………2…KICK OUT by Walter Melon. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to rest up, and once he gets up. He realizes that Walter Melon is still trying to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder backs up into the ropes, and he measures up on Walter Melon. He goes for the Rough Ryder, but Walter Melon catches him into a power bomb position. He hammers away with fists to the top of the head. Zack Ryder counters with a hurricanarana. This sends him flying into the corner face first. Walter Melon stumbles around, and then he turns around he falls back into the corner. Walter Melon isn’t able to do anything further as he is too stunned. Zack Ryder stands up, and looks towards the corner with Walter Melon into it. Zack Ryder smiles as he backs up into the corner, and then he runs towards Walter Melon. Zack Ryder jumps in the air, and he goes for a splash. But Walter Melon moves out of the way, and Zack Ryder hits into the top rope. Zack Ryder stumbles backwards, and falls back down on the floor.]

JR-Zack Ryder might be in danger here.

King-Luckily this isn’t a Finn Balor…and Michael Cole isn’t commentating.

Kris Gaffney-We’d have to hear how Ryder’s in the “drop zone”….

[Walter Melon goes to the outside of the ring. He climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top turnbuckle. He connects with the Fruit Smash Splash. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1………….2…………..3!!]

JR-Zack Ryder couldn’t find a counter in time, and it cost him.

King-It sure did…hopefully he’ll have better luck later.

(The lights in the arena go completely black as Rob Zombie "Demonoid Phenomenon" hits in the arena. Suddenly, flames blast out from the stage, the lights turn on red and The Demon King is elevated up from under the stage. He steps through the flames and stands looking out to the crowd and then to the ring.)

Announcer: Making his way to the ring. From parts unknown, standing 6'3" weighing in at 240 pounds. He is the Demon King, PERDITION SAGE!

(Flames shoot up from the side of the ramp way as he walks down. Once inside the ring he looks around and then flames shoot up from the turnbuckle. The Demon king perches himself in his corner waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Perdition Sage made quiet the impact in his debut match. Tonight he gets to go against the former IC champion.

King-I think he’ll find it more difficult.

Kris Gaffney-But then again…we don’t know everything about Perdition Sage, guess we’ll see

"Nice Guy" Buddy Friend saunters down to the ring as "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears plays. Buddy flashes a bright smile and flashes a thumbs up to various members of the crowd.

JR-A few month’s ago Buddy Friend was riding high as the IC champion, I’m sure he’d like to get back on the right track.

King-Yeah….I think he’s picking the wrong match…

Kris Gaffney-But then again…how many times has a demon from hell don’t make for an awesome professional wrestler…

King-I guess that’s a point…

[Nice Guy Buddy Friend puts out a hand to be shook. Perdition Sage acts like he’s about to do it, and then starts to crush his hand. Perdition Sage uses his leverage to hits a arm drag that sends Nice Guy Buddy Friend flying towards the corner. Perdition Sage, gets up to his feet, and he connects with a thurst kick that puts him into the corner. Perdition Sage closes the gap between him, and Nice Guy Buddy Friend tries to throw a fist, but it’s ducked under, and Perdtion Sage hits a knee lift into the gut, he turns around, grabs the head, and hits a snapmare putting him into a seated position. Perdition Sage runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He connects with a running knee to the face that puts down Buddy Friend. Buddy Friend is slow to get up to his feet. Perdition Sage runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, and he connects with a running bulldog keeping down Nice Guy Buddy Friend. Perdition Sage pushes him on to his back, Perdition Sage goes into the cover. The ref counts 1…………..2..KICK OUT by Nice Guy Buddy Friend. Perdition Sage gets up to his feet, and he hammers down with a few stomps on the downed Nice Guy Buddy Friend. He picks him up, he lifts him up, and he drops him ribs first for a rib breaker. He looks towards the corner.]

JR-It looks like Perdition Sage is going take a chance.

King-This won’t end badly.

Kris Gaffney-I can feel your sarcasm.

King-Good…for some reason…I would think some might not catch it.

[Sage climbs up to the second turnbuckle. He jumps off of the second rope, but it’s countered with a boot to the face. Perdition Sage, head snaps backwards, and he falls agains the ropes. Nice Guy Buddy Friend connects with a super kick that sends Perdition Sage backwards, and to the outside of the ring. Buddy Friend takes a few moments to recover. He runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, he jumps through the ropes, and he connects with a suicide dive on Perdition Sage. Both wrestlers are down, trying to recover after that last move.]

JR-Both wrestlers are down.

King-They need to do something before they are counted out.

Kris Gaffney-If only this was a no count out match.

[Perdition Sage throws Nice Guy Buddy Friend into the ring, Perdition Sage is still feeling the effecs, he slowly gets into the ring, but Nice Guy counters with a quick elevated DDT as he tries to get back into the ring. Nice Guy sets up for a power bomb, he lifts him up, it looks like he hit it. But Perdition Sage actually locked on the Hell’s Gate!! Nice Guy Struggles, then finally he taps out!! Perdition Sage wins this match via submission.]

JR-Could Perdition Sage baited Buddy Friend into that mistake?

King-He would have had to see in the future…but sure…

(“I will master your mind” blasts on the PA system. Mastermind walks out on the stage, and he walks into the ring, and he waits for his opponent.)

JR-Mastermind has run up the ranks since returning to the EMF.

King-He sure has given us a lot of good new t-shirts

Kris Gaffney-Indeed he has.

(“If you smell” blasts on the PA system. The Rock walks out on the stage with the IC championship. He stares down at Mastermind. He climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and holds up the IC championship, before entering the ring, and holding it up once again to the crowd on the opposite side.)

JR-What a war of words these two have had.

King-I think I learned more about Lions in the build up to this match than I have in my entire life.

Kris Gaffney-Do we have to introduce the Rock as the man who KILLED MUFASA?

[The Rock and Mastermind walks to the center of the ring. They both talk trash. Mastermind throws the first fist to the face, the Rock answers back with a fist to the face. The Rock is winning the exchange as he is able to hit a few fists to the face unanswered. Mastermind rocks against the ropes, and The Rock whips Mastermind to the ropes. Mastermind comes off of the ropes, The Rock lowers his head, and Mastermind kicks the Rock in the face. The Rock pops up in a lot of pain. The Rock throws a fist to the face trying ot get Mastermind back, Mastermind is ready for this however, and he ducks under, and he hooks the Rock, and drops him with a Russian leg sweep. Mastermind goes into the cover on the Rock. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2…KICK OUT by the Rock. Mastermind gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Rock. Mastermind backs off as the ref gets on him, once the ref gets off his case. Mastermind hits a kick to the side of the head that makes him roll away, and he gets up to his feet. The Rock gets hooked by Mastermind, lifts him up, and drops him with a vertical suplex. Mastermind goes into the cover on the Rock once again, the ref quickly goes into position to make the count once again. The ref counts 1……..2…KICK OUT once again. Mastermind shakes his head frustrated, he goes over to the Rock’s leg, and he picks up the leg of the Rock, and he drops an elbow into the leg of the Rock. The Rock yells in pain as the elbow goes into his leg, Mastermind gets up, and drops an elbow into the leg again, and then again. Mastermind hooks the leg of the Rock into a single leg lock.]

JR-Mastermind is trying to make sure the Rock’s ability to move is impaired.

King-It’s a good plan, when the Rock truly gets going, he needs to go at full speed.

Kris Gaffney-The counter to that argument is Rob Van Dam.

King-Damn…

[The Rock is able to push Mastermind’s head on the apron, and he smashes it with his free leg breaking up the leg breaker. The Rock rolls into the corner, and he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet in the corner, The Rock stays in the corner. Mastermind is up to his feet. He runs at the Rock, the Rock is able to side step Mastermind, and he throws him hard into the corner. The Rock hits a few fists to the face of Mastermind. The Rock stops, he spits on his hand, and he hits an extra hard fist to the face that stuns Mastermind. Mastermind stumbles out of the corner, and the Rock lifts up Mastermind, and he drops him with a somoan drop. The Rock takes a few moments to rest up. Mastermind rolls away trying to recover fairly fast using the ropes, the Rock is slow to get up to his feet. Mastermind fully up on his feet, turns, and he attempts to get this match back into his control. Mastermind goes for a fist to the face, but it’s blocked, and the Rock hits a hard fist to the face. Mastermind attempts to go for another fist to the face. The Rock ducks under the fist, he runs to the ropes. Mastermind goes for a clothesline. The Rock ducks under the clothesline. He continues to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying clothesline that knocks down Mastermind. Mastermind goes down on the mat, and the Rock kicks him in the gut, and he drops him with a DDT. The Rock goes into the cover on Mastermind, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2….KICK OUT by Mastermind!! The Rock gets up, and he sets up for the Rock Bottom. Mastermind staggers up. The Rock hooks Mastermind, Mastermind hits a few elbows to break the hold. Mastermind is able to slip behind the Rock, and Mastermind is able to slip behind, and he tries to lock on the Mind Control. The Rock blocks, and he throws him off, Mastermind goes flying right into the ref, the ref is down.]

JR-Mastermind avoided the rock bottom, but now the ref is down.

King-This can’t be good.

Kris Gaffney-Why do even former wrestlers become weaklings when they are ref’s….it’s like a curse.

[The Rock hits a few fists to the face of Mastermind, he tries to whip him off of the ropes, and does so. But Mastermind goes faster to the ropes than expected, he bounces off of the ropes. The Rock and Mastermind his heads. Both wrestlers go down. Mastermind gets up faster. Mastermind gets up, suddenly Daniel Bryan slides into the ring, checking to see neither the ref, or the Rock see’s him. He runs towards Mastermind, he connects with the running knee, and dives out of the ring. The Rock comes to, see’s Mastermind not knowing what happened. The Rock goes into the cover on Mastermind. The ref goes into position slowly. The ref counts 1…………………….2…………………………3!!]

JR-Where did Daniel Bryan come from?

King-I think under the ring?

Kris Gaffney-I doubt he’ll let that attack go anytime soon.

(The Rock is getting up, Daniel Bryan is back into the ring, and levels the Rock with a running knee. Before rolling out of the ring, and doing his YES taunt to the backstage area.)

JR-Seemly he wasn’t done.

King-They never are.

(Matt Faris, Tim Findlay, and Daryl Prcihard are in the ring as they get ready for the 3 fall match up. “Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring. “I am Machine” blasts on the PA system, Brandon North walks to the ring, and enters the ring. “Paralyzed” blasts on the PA system, Ben Black walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda specifically should have a tough road from this point on.

King-This match is going to be tough, and difficult, but that’s not all he needs to worry about, he also has the main event to deal with only one match to rest.

Kris Gaffney-I guess he needs to either hope to get the world title shot quickly, or be able to avoid any long term fights.

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage. He walks down to the ring. “Down with the Sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks out on the stage. He walks down to the ring. “Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, he does the YES taunt down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Melon Club are 1-1 in their night, I’m sure that they are hoping to add another win.

King-Do they get a victory if they get either of the three title shots…or is there a particular one is a victory.

Kris Gaffney-Melon Gods…

King-I knew you’d say that…and you haven’t yet got annoying about that yet…I got a feeling later you will be….so…*punches Kris*

[The wrestlers are ready to star this match as the bell rings. The entire ring starts to brawl with various wrestlers. Tim Findlay, and Brandon North seemly not happy at Angelus Archer for now knowing who they are. Angelus Archer falls into the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he hits hard fist to the face of Brandon North that knocks him down on the mat. Tim Findlay goes for a bicycle kick. Angelus Archer ducks under, he lifts him up, and he drops him over the top rope. Tim Findlay bounces off of the top rope, and he falls down on the apron. Angelus Archer hits a running forearm shot to the face that sends Tim Findlay flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Angelus Archer goes after Tim Findlay. Angelus Archer picks him up, and he attempts to go for a whip, but it’s countered a reverse of the whip. Angelus Archer crashes hard into the ring steps.]

JR-Tim Findlay was able to strike back.

King-I guess it was better when Angelus didn’t know who they were.

Kris Gaffney-At least Tim Findlay can blend into the background with his skin.

[In the ring, Daryl Prichard has Daniel Bryan down on the mat, Daryl Prichard goes into the corner. He measures up on Daniel Bryan, and he goes for the stone fist, but it’s countered with an arm bar, and Daniel Bryan locks on the No Lock. Seemly no one is in a very big rush to save Daryl Prichard. Tony Ikeda finally breaks it up, and he hits a double axe handle to the back of Daniel Bryan breaking up the hold. Tony Ikeda grabs Daniel Bryan, and he throws him hard into the ring post, and Daniel Bryan falls to the outside of the ring. On the outside of the ring Angelus Archer had been able to get away from Tim Findlay. He pulls up Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan throws his hands off, the two start to exchange fists, and kicks, suddenly out of no where they are both knocked down by Matt Faris who had hit a summersault dive over the top rope!!]

King-Oh, you knew that other person that Angelus doesn’t know would make themselves known.

Kris Gaffney-He’ll live to regret that.

King-With Angelus…very unlikely.

JR-Some of these wrestlers tonight are guys that are always in the title races, but for some this is a huge chance to get into a title race.

King-It comes easier for some than others…ask Gaffney.

Kris Gaffney-Hey!

[Kenny Omega, and Kenny Omegrape stare down each other. Suddenly they both yell “THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE”. Omega and Omegrape throw fists to the face, Omegrape is winning the exchange. Omega rakes the eyes, this makes Omegrape fall back into the ropes. Kenny Omega hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Kenny Omegrape, and he puts him into a vertical suplex, and he lifts him up, but Kenny Omegrape is able to shift his weight into a full nelson front Russian leg sweep that puts him into the mat. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Kenny Omega. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2….Ben Black comes out of no where, and he hits a diving elbow on to the back of Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape tries to roll out of the ring, but Ben Black doesn’t want him to get away that easy. So he picks him up, he throws him hard into the ring post, and he falls out of the ring. Ben Black turns around, and he see’s Matt Faris go for his head with a chair. Ben Black ducks under, and he kicks the chair back into Matt Faris face.]

JR-Matt Faris might regret that decision.

King-Matt Faris regrets every decision…

[Ben Black calls for his finisher, before he can land the move. Angelus Archer comes into the ring, and he smashes him into the back with the chair. He takes advantage of the situation with Matt Faris, and drops him with the Slain face first!! Angelus Archer turns Matt Faris over, Angelus Archer goes into the cover on Matt Faris. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……….3!!]

JR-Angelus ever the opportunist takes advantage of the situation to get the first fall.

King-What’s next?

Kris Gaffney-That’s anyone’s guess.

[Angelus Archer rolls out of the ring, and leaves ring side, Matt Faris tries to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan jumps inot the ring, and he locks on the No Lock on Matt Faris. Matt Faris screams in pain as he considers whether or not to tap out. Tony Ikeda comes into the ring, and he hits a boot to the face that breaks up the No Lock. Tony Ikeda gets turned around by Tim Findlay. Findley throws a fist, but Tony Ikeda ducks it, and Tony Ikeda hooks him, and drops him down with a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, Kenny Omegrape throws a full watermelon at him, and Tony Ikeda gets taken off guard, and tripped up by the ropes, and he falls out of the ring. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Tim Findlay. The ref counts 1…………….2……………..3!!]

JR-When’s the last time has the full nelson slam worked for a pin?

King-There is no track record when it’s not Tony pinning…so I think it’s different.

[Daryl Prichard steps inside of the ring, and he waits for Tim Findlay to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he goes for the Stone Fist. Daniel Bryan hits the running knee to the face. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, Kenny Omega hits a clothesline that takes him, and Daniel Bryan out of the ring. Tony Ikeda steps inside of the ring, and makes the pin on Daryl Prichard. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………….3!!]

JR-That’s the final fall!! Angelus will be going after the world championship. Kenny Omegrape goes after the IC title, and Tony Ikeda goes after the Extreme.

King-Too bad Kenny didn’t win the Extreme shot…that could have been funny.

(Badd Bros music blasts through the arena and the fans scram as Zack Ryder and Tony Ikeda walk out from the back. Both men still a little beaten up from their last match, but Ryder still hyped to the max and Ikeda lookong determined.)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleme. This match is a three-way tag team match for the Extreme Measures Tag Team championships. Introducing first, the challengers at a combined weight of 494 pounds. Zack Ryder, Tony Ikeda, THE BADD BROS!

Jr: Both these men have been in these types of matches plenty. When it comes to experience, it's definitely on their side.

KG: Well, when you're older than dirt like Tony then it's hard for things to happen that you havent seen yet.

King: Hes forgetful at his age, so everything is new.

(As the two climb into the ring, DMX "X Gonna Give It To ya" blasts and Wade dances out from the back, TV title around his waist. Again, he's noticeably beaten up a bit from his match earlier in the night. He does a breakdance spin, lays on the ground with his hand holding his head up in a pose as "That's Entertainment" hits and Logan Riley steps out from the back with his world title draped over his shoulder.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentelmen. The next challengers, fighting with a combined weight of 465 pounds. Wade Wilson, Logan Riley, OFF CONSTANTLY!

Jr: These two have proven they are a force to be reckon with as a tag team with their interesting dynamic.

KG: Something tells me Logan might hit Wade just as often as his opponents.

King: Something tells me, Wade might enjoy that a little too much.

(The two step in the ring and a stare down between them and Badd Bros begins, but is stopped as "The Duck Song" blasts and from the back walks Walter Melon and Shinsuke Nakamango, Walter holding his tag belt with his extreme title around his waist. They stop atop the ramp holding the belts in the air mocking the crowd. Walter reaches into his speedo grabbing a grape and eating one and giving the other to Nakamango. They smash their belts together and begin walking down the ramp.)

Announcer: And the champions. At a combined weight of 425. Walter Melon, Shinsuke Nakamango, they are the current tag team champions, THE MELON CLUB!

Jr: As weird as these guys are, there talent cant be taken away. They've proven it over and over again that they can beat anybody with the right circumstances.

KG: You mean as long as the Melon Gods call for it.

King: Heres to hoping Melonia comes down!

(After climbing in the ring and handing the ref their belts, its decided Shinsuke Nakamango and Logan Riley will start the match, since they are the two that havent had a match earlier.)

Jr: This is an interesting match. Three teams, but only two men start. Looks like Badd Bros stand in their corner waiting for somebody to get close enough to tag themselves in.

KG: If the Melon Gods let them.

King: They should let the other teams beat each other down first.

DING! DING! DING!

(Riley and Nakamango begin circling the ring. Riley staring him down, Nakamango making awkward faces. Right when it gets to a point when Riley goes to close the distance, Tony Ikeda jumps up, reaches out and tags himself in by tapping Rileys back. Ikeda steps in, points to Rileys corner telling him to shoe and get out of his way. The two argue, the ref steps between facing Riley trying to get him to move to his corner. As they are still arguing, the ref not paying attention, Nakamango comes from behind Ikeda and hits him with a hard uppercut right into the nuts. Riley starts to laugh, Ikeda falls to his knees, Nakamango runs to the rope and on the return smashes Ikeda with LEMONSHASHA! Ikeda drops, Nakamango goes for the cover, but the ref is distracted with Riley. Nakamango gets up with anger, stomps over to the ref and yells at him, then covers Ikeda again.)

Ref: ONE!... (Riley breaks the count by running and dropping an elbow on Nakamango. Then Riley leaves the ring to his corner, still laughing.)

Jr: What a start this has been.

King: Surprised Riley stopped the count.

KG: Well if he didn't, and Nakamango won, then Rileys chance would be over...

King: Yea... I knew that.

(Nakamango back to his feet, he grabs Ikeda by his head and pulls him to his feet, with a knee to Ikedas gut, Nakamango hooks his head and drops him with a DDT, circles around, lifts a knee and drives it twice into the side of Ikeda right in the ribs. Nakamango back to his feet, cockily walks around Ikeda and then stomps him in the gut. He lifts Ikeda up, grabs his arm and whips him into the Melon Club corner. Nakamango walks over, he tags in Walter, then Nakamango hits Ikeda with a right hook and tries for another, but Ikeda blocks it, pushes Nakamango forward and hits him with a hard clothesline that drops Nakamango to the ground, but Walter dives forward drilling Ikeda right in the back of the legs which causes him to fall to the ground. Walter smiles, eats a grape from his speedo, then pulls another and walks over to force feed it to Ikeda. Ikeda reaches up, grabs Walter's arm with both hands and pulls him down as he kicks Walter right in the head which reopens a cut from earlier in the night and causes him to stumble back. Ikeda rushes to his feet, Walter jumps forward with a dropkick into the Melom Club corner. Walter back to his feet wipes blood from his face and then charges Ikeda. Ikeda jumps up putting his foot in the air and Walter runs face first into it, again he stumbles back and Ikeda lunges forward with a clothesline that causes Walter to flip in the air and crash into the mat. Stumbling, ikeda slowly makes his way into his corner, as Walter crawls to his. Right as Ikeda tags in Ryder, Walter tags in Nakamango. Both Nakamango and Ryder jump the top rope and charge one another. Nakamango attempts a punch, Ryder ducks and continues to the opposite ropes and on the return Ryder attempts the ROUGH RYDER! But, Nakamango is able to hook his legs, spin and drop him with a powerbomb and falls into cover.)

Ref: ONE!..... (KICKOUT!)

Jr: Off Constantly havent had their chance yet, Ikeda took that away at the begining.

KG: All part of the Melon Gods plans.

King: My vote to win goes to Melonia, where is she?

(Nakamango back to his feet, lifts Ryder by his hair, knees him in the gut and then whips him into the ropes, Wade is able to reach over and tag Ryder on the back. Wade grabs the top rope, leaps up and as his feet connect with the top rope Nakamango smashes his knee into Zack causing him to flip over and smash into the mat and then Nakamango looks up to see Wade flip in the air, wrap Nakamango with his legs and connect with a springboard hurricainrauna. Wade stands beside the downed Nakamango and leaps up connecting with a standing moonsault. Wade circles around latching Nakamango by the arm, throwing his legs over Nakamangos body locking in an armbar. After some struggling, Nakamango is able to flip over the legs and stack Wade causing him to let go of the hold, but with Wade's legs bent he uses his feet to push Nakamango sending him flying into Badd Bros corner. Ikeda tags himself him, right as Wade kip-ups Ikeda begins sprinting at him, right as Wade turns Ikeda attempts a clothesline that Wade ducks, leaps up and as Ikeda turns around he is met with a Pale kick causing him to stumble into the empty corner. Wade rushes him, but once close enough Ikeda springs forward, Wade leaps up, ikeda adjusts and catches him, lifts Wade in the air and slams him to the mat with a hard scoop slap. Ikeda lifts Wade and whips him so hard into the ropes that causes Wade to flip over the top rope and fall to the outside of the ring. Ikeda smiles and as Wade uses the barricade to pull himself to his feet Ikeda sprints to the opposite ropes and on the return he suicide dives right over the top rope crashing hard into Wade which sends both men crashing into the barricade causing the barricade to break.)

Jr: BA GAWD! THATS A 270 POIND MAN! HOW IN THE HELL DID HE DO THAT?

KG:Melon Gods Jr. Melon Gods.

King: I think Wade is dead.

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

(Slowly, Ikeda eventually manages to stagger to his feet. He grabs the motionless Wade and with ease throws him up onto his shoulders. Ikeda holds him there as he lunges forward and sends Wade right through two steel chairs with a powerslam causing both chairs to be completely destroyed. Ikeda pulls himself to his feet, he grabs Wade's arm and begins to drag him towards the ring, he lifts Wade up, picks him up and slides him into the ring. Ikeda slides in and goes for the pin.)

Ref: ONE!..... TWO!...(KICKOUT)

Jr: Wow! He kicked out, I dont know how.

King: Dont even say it KG!

KG: Melon Gods...

(Right as Wade manages to kickout Tony pushes himself to his feet, and as he stands he is pegged in the forehead with a grape that shatters on impact. He looks up and sees Walter laughing. He goes to charge Walter but the ref gets between him and Tony just wipe the grape off. He turns around to see Wade attempt to crawl to his corner. Laughing, Ikeda picks him up, he whips Wade into the ropes, on the return Ikeda ducks down to attempt to flip Wade, but Wade manages to leap up, put his feet on Ikedas back and dive the rest of the way to tag in Riley. Riley climbs in as Wade falls and rolls out of the ring. Both Ikeda and Riley smirk as if to say "finally" Ikeda rushes towards Riley, right as he goes to hit him Riley ducks, scoops up Ikeda and flips him right over the top rope and Ikeda falls to the outside. Riley looks at Ikeda as he is slowly climbing to his feet, Riley looks to the turnbuckle and begins to climb it. Once on top, he stands there watching Ikeda.)

Jr: Bah Gawd! Please no! Riley has no business being up there!

KG: Looks like Wade taught him some things.

King: Good, does that mean we can get rid of Wade and keep Paige?

(Once Ikeda gets to his feet Logan leaps off of the top rope with a cross body directly onto Ikeda and both men crash hard into the ground.)

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!

(After awhile, Riley is able to work his way to the ring and use the ring apron to pull himself to his feet. By then Ikeda is attempting to get to his feet, Riley rushes forward smashing his knee into the side of Ikeda's head which sends him flying and putting a gash in his head. Riley catches his balance on the barricade. Riley staggers over to Ikeda, lifts him to his feet and whips him hard into the ring steps which sends Ikeda flying and the ring steps to fall apart. Ikeda walks over to Ikeda, lifts him up and slides him into the ring. Riley slides inside lifts Ikeda to his feet. Riley whips Ikeda into the ropes, but once he hits the ropes Nakamango reaches out and tags himself in by tapping Ikedas back. Ikeda gets caught in the ropes and Nakamango rushes climbs in, Riley tags in Wade, as Nakamango charges, Riley lifts Wade, spins and tosses him hard like a bullet straight into Nakamango like a spear. Wade stands up, dropkocks Walter off the apron, Riley rushes Ryder and knocks him off and as Wade climbs the turnbuckle, Riley kicks Ikeda out of the ring. Riley stands in front of the turnbuckle, Wade steps up onto Rileys shoulders and leaps off with a corkscrew ASSASINS FLIGHT! Right onto Shinsuke Nakamango and Wade stays on top for the pin.

REF: ONE!..... TWO!..... THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

Anouncer: Here are your winners and NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! Logan Riley and Wade Wilson, OFF CONSTANTLY!

Crowd: YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT! YOU DESERVE IT!

Jr: WOW! What a match!

KG: Well, I guess the Melon Gods have other plans.

King: I'm upset, where is Melonia?

(The official hands the belts to Logan Riley, he hands one to Wade and the two hold the belts in the air. They begin celebrating their victory in the ring as Legacy Of Blood goes off air.)