EMF Latino Heat

EMF: Latino Heat
	(Copyright information flashes on the screen. We start out with a few shots of the Eddie Guerrero. Finally transition to Azar, and Levi winning their respective contendership matches. We get one more shot of Jackson Gunner staring down both competitors. We would go to an introduction screen, but ……suddenly the screen freezes in place. We get static to a very different video.) (We open up from Phoenix, Arizona as the crowd is already abuzz from the message.) JR-Welcome to Latino Heat. And we are already off to a very ominous start. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-I don’t got a good feeling about this JR…. Kris Gaffney-Maybe the Melon Gods will save you. King-They will!...If it’s in their plan to. Kris Gaffney-Well…at least their consistently inconsistent… JR-Let’s get started with the opening match of the night! [The sound of a automatic rifle being loaded up echoes out and the fans are plunged into total darkness for a brief second. Suddenly a cluster of white strobe lights flicker, making silhouettes out of the cheeeing and jeering fans.] Announcer: Making his way to the ring. From London England. Weighing in at 245lbs. He is the EMF Intercontinental Champion… Wade Flow! [“Grr raa raa Go get the strap” blares out into the arena as a small part of the crowd off camera begin to cheer insanely loud. A focused and freshly war painted Street Sovereign walks amongst the fans in the arenas stands. A few steps behind, wearing a beautiful red dress is Miss Fallon Grey. With his head down Wade slowly walks through the paying fans towards the barrier. Ignoring all the pats on the back and the overall appreciation of the fans, Wade reaches the padded barricade and huddles it with ease. He stops to briefly to help Fallon over. Once in the ring The One Man Band Wade Flow removes his jacket before motionlessly staring down his opponent.] JR - Well King, Wade Flow has recently said that the thought of The Fortunes being champs again, was enough to buddy up with Gunner one more time. King - Turns out he’s not so much of a One Man Band after all then JR. Just a British maniac! Kris Gaffney - He can’t win the tag titles on his own King! Or could he? Hmm! [Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth, blasts over the loudspeakers and the crowd erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans while holding his World Championship strap with the rest of it draped over the back of his shoulder. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stairs slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.] JR - And here is Wade’s tag team partner. The always impressive Jackson Gunner. King - That we agree on JR! Along side Wade tonight, yeah these guys are my pick! Kris Gaffney - Jackson Gunner is another individual that could possibly win these titles on his own ha! [The lights drop and the arena is plunged into total darkness for a few seconds. A single spot light beams down onto ramp. An old gentleman with a mic, dressed as a butler steps out. He is quickly accompanied by two younger men in the same uniform each carrying an end of a rolled red carpet...] Butler: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's is with the greatest of pleasures, I introduce for your viewing pleasure. Lloyd & Mason Fortune. ["O Fortuna" begins to play loudly over the booing crowd. The two younger butlers unroll the red carpet down the ramp towards the ring. They then exit the stage along with the older servant. After a few more seconds, allowing their theme to kick in Lloyd and Mason Fortune elegantly emerge from behind the curtain. They're wearing matching trunks, pads, face and cheekbone protective masks, all black. Unfazed by the loud booing, the brothers gracefully walk down the red carpet heading for the ring. The brothers stop before entering the ring and begin talking to each other. Lloyd and Mason walk round to the announcers table. Wade and Jackson begin waving the twins into the ring, but they ignore them and wait outside.] JR - And here are the Fortune Brothers. They don’t look so keen on getting into the ring with Wade and Gunner at the moment King! King - Here’s my pick JR. The epitomes of excellence! Kris Gaffney - And surprisingly they came alone. Not that Ricky Vegas would of shown up tonight. [The arena goes completely black. Suddenly, “Go All The Way” by Raspberries blasts throughout the arena. Lights flash as Lucky slowly strolls out from the back, wearing a shirt of himself wearing the shirt giving a lazy thumbs up, and a jean vest opened showing the shirt. He’s sporting a black backpack draped over one shoulder. He stops at the center of the ramp, looks around and gives another lazy thumbs up, no emotion on his face. Suddenly his music stops and the lights go out. The arena goes completely black. Suddenly, “Judas” by Fozzy blasts throughout the arena. Spotlights begin to flash at the center of the stage where The Chosen One stands, back facing the ramp, head down and arms out with a jacket that flashes, one title strapped around the waist, with the other draped over his shoulder. He holds the pose for a few seconds, swings his arm around and spins facing the ramp and slowly lifts his head with a cocky grin on his face. He cockily walks to his brother Boone and sticks out a fist. Boone eyes the fist for a little before lazily throwing his hand over it. The two begin there walk down the ramp.] Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, from Cherry Hill Village, Colorado. The Extreme Measures Federation Tag Team Champions, THE MAGNAR BROTHERS! [Jaimie climbs the steps of the ring, walks the outside of the ring as his hand glides over the top rope. He turns to the crowd and puts both hands out. Suddenly, he moves both his hands to the front and gives everybody the finger as he laughs and then steps into the ring. Boone on the other hand tosses his backpack into the ring and rolls under the rope all the way to the center of the ring where he stops at his backpack. He grabs it, unzips, reaches in and pulls out his half of the tag team Championship. He holds it in the air as Jaimie gives the middle finger to everybody. Mixtures of boos and cheers can be heard, as the fans show love and support for Boone, but not his brother. Boone walks to his corner, lays over the top of the ropes as he waits for the match to begin. Jaimie walks over attempting another fist bump, but Boone just wraps up Jaimie’s hand with his own and the two wait.] JR - And finally here are the current tag team champions Jaimie and Boone Magnar. They looked pumped tonight. King - Exactly JR! That’s why they’re my pick for tonight. Kris Gaffney - Wait! What? Ha ha! Looks like King has already predicted the winners tonight! [Ding! Ding! Ding! Jaimie Magnar begins fearlessly mouthing off at both Wade and Gunner, whilst The Fortunes continue to hang around in safety on the outside. The slanging match in the ring carries on before all four men square up to one another. Jaimie Magnar suddenly slaps Jackson Gunner across the face and gives him the middle finger. Jackson slowly touches his face and turns back to Jaimie with a smile. As quick as lightning Jackson lands a heavy upper cut to Jaimie, which drops him to the mat. All of a sudden Wade and Boone begin exchanging blows. Boone tosses Wade into the ropes. Wade ducks Boone’s haymaker attempt before being tripped by both Lloyd and Mason Fortune on the outside. Wade drops to the canvas face first, before being dragged under the bottom rope to the outside of the ring by The Fortunes. Lloyd and Mason begin stamping all over The Sovereign. Bonne turns back to help his brother out by clubbing Gunner across the back. Jaime gets up and begins to kick Gunner along with Boone. On the outside Mason hits Wade with an atomic drop. Lloyd mows Wade down with a clothes line. The Fortunes then show off to a heavily booing crowd. Back in the ring Boone and Jaimie have Gunner in the corner. Boone whips Jackson into the opposite corner and charges after him. Jackson slams back first into the corner, but powers out of it catching a sprinting Boone with a powerful fly forearm smash. Jaimie swings for Gunner, but Jackson ducks under it. He grabs Jaimie from behind and slams him hard to the mat with a German suplex. Gunner then turns back to Boone. Gunner grabs Boone by the back of head and tosses him over the top rope towards the ramp. Gunner then spins round and pulls Jaimie Magnar back up to his feet. Jaimie quickly pushes Jackson’s to the side. Jaimie grabs Jackson’s head snd drops to the mat nailing a painful jaw breaker. Jackson staggers back holding his face. Jaimie jumps to his feet before hitting Jackson with a running knee. Jaimie Magnar covers Jackson Gunner. 1……… Kick out by Jackson Gunner!] JR - Kick out with authority! Extremely strong kick out by Jackson Gunner there! King - My pick trying to end it early. He’s a genius. That’s why he’s a double champion. Kris Gaffney - Be realistic King, it’s gonna take a lot more than that to derail Jackson Gunner. [Meanwhile… on the outside of the ring. Both the Fortune twins have continued their vicious assault on Wade. Mason shouts at Lloyd to grab a chair. Lloyd screams at the ring announcer to “get up”. Lloyd snatches the chair and folds it up. Mason stands Wade up and hold his arms behind him, rendering him defenceless. Lloyd raises the chair above his head. Wade swiftly boots Lloyd hard in the gut, causing him to drop the chair and bend at the waist. Wade swings his leg backwards and nails Mason with a low blow. Wade takes a few seconds to catch his breath, as the Fortune brothers reel in pain. Wade bursts forward, he grabs Lloyd and tosses him crashing head first into the steel steps. Mason charges at Wade, but Wade counters with a drop toe hold onto the steel steps also. The crowd cheer the action! Inside the ring Jaimie whips Jackson into the ropes. Boone appears on the outside and grabs hold of Jackson’s foot causing him to stop. Jaimie Magnar sees that Gunner is distracted by his brother, so he charges at him. Gunner ducks and counters with a lariat. This sends Jaimie over the top rope. Jaimie gracefully lands on his feet, on the ring apron. Jaimie turns around only for Jackson to send him tumbling to the outside with a clothesline from hell. Boone fearlessly steps over his brother and slides under the bottom rope to confront Gunner. At the same time Wade rolls into the ring making it 2 on 1. Boone realises he’s out numbered, but charges at the pair. Jackson immediately drops Boone with a solid fist. Boone springs up, but wanders straight into a solid fist from Wade. Boone groggily gets up and walks into a thumping spine buster from Gunner. Wade backs up looking for the Flow Stopper. Boone stumbles to the corner before getting up. Dazzled and slightly unaware, Boone turns around. Wade sprints forward only for Jaime to save his brother by dragging him out of the ring. The crowd cheer as Flow and Jackson celebrate clearing the ring.] JR - Wade and Jackson have cleared the ring. These pair are showing great team work at the moment. King - You said it JR… at the moment. I hope my picks continue to work together Kris Gaffney - C’mon King! You’ve got to pick one team already! [Lloyd and Mason begin to walk around the outside of ring towards the Magnars. Inside the ring, Wade and Jackson carefully track everyone’s movements. As the Fortunes approach Jaimie and Boone they display that they’re no threat and just want to talk. Jaimie and Boone hesitantly enter into conversation with the Fortunes on the outside of the ring. All four men begin pointing at the ring, and at Wade and Jackson. After a few moments of debate between the Fortunes and the Magnars, the four men begin to spread out. They each take one side of the ring, surrounding Wade and Gunner. All of a sudden Lloyd and Boone enter the ring, drawing the attentions of Wade. Mason slides under the bottom rope to create a numbers advantage. Wade and Boone lock up. Boone pushes Wade into the corner, whilst the Fortunes tag team Gunner with kicks and punches. Seeing an opportunity, Jaimie Magnar enters the ring with a chair and instantly cracks Wade over the back with it. Wade shouts out in pain and spins around directly into another sickening chair shot, but this time it’s to the head. Jackson manages to briefly break free of the Fortunes, only for Jaimie to blast him in the ribs with the chair. Gunner drops to a knee. Jaimie swings back the chair and hits Gunner again, but this time on the back. Gunner refuses to fall, so Jaimie strikes him with another thunderous chair shot to the head. Gunner drops to the canvas to a chorus of boos.] JR - These four are working together it now seems, to try and eliminate the threat of Gunner and Flow. King - This is great! Jaimie has taken complete command of this match. Kris Gaffney - How long will it all last though King? [With Jaimie now seemingly in charge of this four on two assault, he sends Boone outside of the ring to grab a table. Mason ushers Lloyd to assist Boone. Jaimie tells Mason to help get Gunner up to his feet. Wade begins to slowly get up too. Jaimie notices this and quickly drives the edge of the chair into Wade’s spine. Jaimie repeats the attack on Wade again, and again and again! Mason drags Gunner up to his feet. Jaimie readies himself before driving the chair into Jackson’s ribs. Jaimie drops the chair to the canvas, bounces off the ropes and hits Jackson with a running bulldog directly onto the chair. Jaimie stands up and begins to rile up the fans. With Jaimie’s back turned Mason sneakily dives on top of Gunner for the cover. 1……….2………. Jaimie Magnar breaks up the count by dragging Mason off Gunner. Instantly both Jaimie and Mason go nose to nose. Both men angrily begin shouting at one another. Boone and Lloyd return to the ring with a table and set it up. The Fortunes and The Magnars continue to argue in the centre of the ring.] JR - Well it looks as though these four guys can’t continue to work with each other much longer. King - I hope you’re wrong JR! I think you’re right, but I hope you’re wrong! [Suddenly Mason and Jaimie start punching each other. Boone and Lloyd also begin fighting it out between themselves. Wade Flow rolls out of the ring to catch his breath. Mason gets the better of Jaimie and whips him into the ropes. Jaimie flys out of them and straight into Mason’s hip toss. Boone bundles Lloyd into the corner and begins hammering him with some strong right hands. Boone sits Lloyd on the top rope and continues to hammer away with some heavy shots. Jackson Gunner slowly crawls to the opposite corner to take in some air. Mason picks up Jaimie and again whips him into the ropes. Mason connects with a devastating super kick, sending Jaimie flying over the top rope and out of the ring towards a groggy Wade. Boone stops beating Lloyd and climbs the turn buckle, setting Lloyd up for a suplex off the top rope. Mason reacts quickly and hits Boone with a low blow. Mason turns and drags the set up table closer to him. Mason sits Boone on his shoulders and steps backwards. Lloyd shakes off the cobwebs, and stands up on the top turn buckle. With his brother assistance, Lloyd lands a block buster on Boone off the top rope, crashing him through a table. Lloyd rolls off to the side clutching his back. Mason covers Boone through the broken table. 1……….2………. Jackson Gunner breaks up the count with a baseball slide into the side of Mason’s head. Gunner gets up and grabs Lloyd by the shorts, before tossing him through the ropes and to the outside of the ring.] JR - Boone looks out of it and Mason tried to capitalise on it. King - Jackson Gunner had other ideas and broke up the count though JR. [Outside of the ring Wade has Jaimie Magnar on his shoulder. He charges with Jaimie, slamming him back first into the ring post, before dropping him to the ground. Wade waits for Jaimie to get to his feet. Wade runs at Jaimie and attempts a Flow Stopper, but Jaimie dodges it. Wade clips the top of the barricade and lands in the front row of the crowd. Jaimie laughs to himself before walking towards Wade. Suddenly Lloyd Fortune bursts around the corner, and blind sides Jaimie with a heavy chair shot to the head. Lloyd begins to cheer to a booing crowd. Back in the ring Boone is slowly stirring amongst the broken pieces of table. Gunner has Mason in the corner. Jackson whips Mason into the ropes. On his return Mason runs straight into Jackson’s big boot. Jackson walks to the corner and picks up a chair. He then sets up a chair in the middle of the ring, before laying in wait for Mason to get up. Gunner charges full sprint, jumps off the chair and nails Mason with a powerful spear. Mason crumbles on impact. Jackson goes for the cover on Mason Fortune. 1……….2………. Kick out by Mason Fortune! Jackson gets up and heads towards Boone who is nearly up to his feet. Jackson grabs Boone by the hair, but with an amazing show of speed Boone quickly rolls Gunner up into a school boy pin. 1……….2……….Kick out by Jackson Gunner!] JR - Wow! Two pin falls in quick succession there. King - Wow indeed JR! Gunner thought he’d won it with that spear. Kris Gaffney - Only to nearly lose it to Boone Magnar with a school boy. [Outside of the ring Lloyd Fortune has set up a ten foot ladder near the commentary table. Wade stumbles back over the barricade, but is instantly met by a flurry of Lloyd’s fists. Lloyd edges closer to the ladder. Grabbing Wade by the hair, Lloyd begins to climb the ladder. Wade is forced to climb as well as he’s being pulled up the runs by his hair. Both men get to the top and exchange punches. Jaimie slowly gets up to his feet. He rubs and shakes his head. Lloyd sets Wade up for a suplex off the ladder, but Wade fights back with some stiff head shots. Jaimie stumbles towards the ladder. He grabs it by the bottom run and begins to push the ladder over. Both Wade and Lloyd fall from the top of the ladder, and obliterate the commentary table.] JR - OH MY GAWD! Both men maybe broken clean in half! King - That’s why Jaimie is the chosen one JR! [Seeing his brother take the brunt of that extremely heavy bump, Mason instantly slides under the bottom rope to his brothers aid. Jaimie Magnar jumps up onto ring apron. Jackson reacts quickly and nails Jaimie on the rope with a neck guillotine. Jaimie falls off the apron and rolls into the barricade on outside the ring with a crash. Mason slides back into the ring, and he connects with a low blow, and he sets up Jackson, and he connects with the Fortune Flex!! Mason is about to go into the cover, when the lights go out.) JR-What’s this now? King-The Veggie devils? [A portion of the ring lights on fire. Suddenly a hand shoots through the flame, and rips open the ring mat. The Wretched Nobody stands in the ring. The crowd reaction loudly as Mason Fortune with a chair tries to attack, but the Wretched Nobody punches it back in the face of Mason Fortune. Boone gets grabbed by the hair, and thrown hard into the ring post. He falls on the apron. Jackson Gunner tries to get up, but he gets put back down with a hard fist. With only Mason Fortune getting to his feet. The Wretched Nobody backs up, and he connects with the trephination!! Mason Fortune falls out of the ring. With no competitors left to hit. The lights turn back off, and then back on as soon as he arrived he was gone.] JR-What was that about? King-He basically hit a member of all three teams, I think he was just here for chaos reasons. Kris Gaffney-Uh…that’s….that’s chaos! [Boone rolls back into the ring. Both Jackson Gunner, and Boone Magnar recover. Boone spins Gunner around. Boone catches Jackson with a couple of fists and whips him into the ropes. Boone tries to leapfrog Gunner’s return, but Jackson just catches Boone on his shoulders. Gunner rearranges Boone’s weight before driving him into a rogue chair laying on the mat with a Burning Samoan! Jackson reaches over and covers Boone. The ref slides down to count. 1……….2……….3 Jackson Gunner and Wade Flow win!] JR - Look at the carnage King! King - I told you Jackson and Wade would do it JR. They were my pick from the start! Kris Gaffney - Jeez! What a match! [The camera pans back through the chaos. Jackson Gunner heads towards a downed Wade Flow to celebrates their win.] JR-Well…we’ll need to buy some time as the ring crew fixes the ring. Here a hype video of the next match. (We get a hype video of Fyre, and Britt Baker. When we come back, the ring crew is just about done fixing the ring.) King-We have a top notch ring crew! (“Start a fyre” blasts on the PA system. Fyre walks out on the stage, and she stares down the crowd to make sure that none of them are Jackie. She slides into the ring.) JR-This woman has lost it. King-I’d like to say she didn’t ever have it…but she was normal once… Kris Gaffney-Once… (“The Epic” blasts on the PA system. Britt Baker walks out on the stage, she turns and throws her hands up as pyrotechnics blasts off, and she walks down to the ring. Britt Baker steps inside of the ring.) JR-This seems to be quite the one up competition with Paige. King-She’s the most grand master I’ve seen in a while, and that’s saying something coming from me. Kris Gaffney-Wonder why… [Fyre and Britt Baker pace around the ring. Fyre runs at Britt Baker. Britt Baker takes down Fyre with a running knee to the gut, Fyre grabs Britt Baker picks up Fyre, and she whips her to the ropes. Fyre bounces off of the ropes. Britt Baker goes for clothesline, but Fyre is able to duck under, and she continues to the other side of the ring. She bounces off of the other side of the ring. She jumpsin the air, and goes for a cross body block, but Britt Baker connects with a standing drop kick to the mid section. Fyre gets dropped. Fyre gets up on her knee’s. Britt Baker connects with a super kick to the chin of Fyre. Britt Baker goes into the cover on Fyre. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……….KICK OUT by Fyre!! Britt Baker picks up Fyre up, and she connects with a few forearm shots to the face backing her up to the ropes, Britt Baker tries to whip Fyre off of the ropes, but it’s reversed by Fyre. Britt Baker bounces off of the ropes, and she counters with a sling blade!! This drops Fyre. Britt Baker yells for Fyre to get up.] JR-It seems like that the Doctor has a plan. King-Probably trying to figure out a way to make you realize more about her other than she’s a dentist. Kris Gaffney-Even though she is certainly a dentist! [Britt Baker goes for the curb stomp, but Fyre moves out of the way, and Fyre connects with a reverse neck breaker putting Britt Baker down, and both wrestlers are down on the mat. Both get up to their feet, Britt Baker goes for a fist, Fyre ducks under, kicks Britt in the gut, and she drops her in the gut with a DDT!!] JR-Fyre has made a come back here. King-Certain that Miss Jackie saw that! Kris Gaffney-Somehow I doubt that… [Fyre picks up Britt Baker, and she sets her up for the Fyrestarter, but Britt Baker pushes her off, Fyre bounces off of the ropes. Britt Baker hits a super kick to the gut, and she bounces off of the ropes, and she connects with a curb stomp!! Britt Baker sets up, and hooks the lock jaw on Fyre! Fyre taps out! Britt Baker wins via submission!] JR-Just that quick, Britt Baker wins it. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape runs out on the stage, and he floats to the ring as the crowd throws heavenly god grapes at him. Kenny Omegrape steps inside of the ring.) King-I’d say this looks familiar…but the Melon Gods probably wanted it that way. Kris Gaffney-Guess so… (The arena goes completely black. Suddenly, “Go All The Way” by Raspberries blasts throughout the arena. Lights flash as Lucky slowly strolls out from the back, wearing a shirt of himself wearing the shirt giving a lazy thumbs up, and a jean vest opened showing the shirt. He stops at the center of the ramp, looks around and gives another lazy thumbs up, no emotion on his face.) Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, from Wherever and weighing whatever. He is “LUCKY” BOONE MAGNAR! (He slowly begins his stroll down the ramp, moving to the crowd and gives a lazy “fist” bump to a little girl in the front. He walks to the front of the ring and slowly rolls in all the way to the center. Once in the center of the ring he stands up and gives another lazy thumbs up. The fans cheer him on as he slowly strolls to his corner taking off his jean vest, and shirt of himself wearing the shirt. He leans in his corner, waiting for the match to begin.) JR-Boone Magnar is going to be facing the men who went for a TV title against his brother. King-Joey Terrys won, but you can’t not include Kenny…he’d send the Melon Gods after you. Kris Gaffney-Suppose you don’t want that… Living on the edge by Aerosmith blasts the PA system. Purple and white lights fill and flash throughout the arena. A spotlight shines down atop of the ramp. After moments of build up Joey Terrys walks out from behind the curtain and makes his presence standing in the spotlight. The spotlight slowly dissipates as Joey makes his way to the ring giving fists bumps and slapping hands of fans on his way down.) JR-Joey Terrys as mentioned is the number one contender to the TV championship. King-We’ll see how he does against…GOD!! Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll see if he can catch GOD! [Kenny Omegrape and Joey Terrys staring down each other. Kenny oMegrape eats grapes, and Joey Terrys isnt’ having any of that, so he throws a fist. Kenny Omegrape ducks under, and he pushes Joey Terrys forward, and Boone Magnar who has his hands in his pockets, just gets hit by Joey Terrys, and he falls out of the ring with his hands in his pockets. Kenny Omegrape waits for Joey Terrys to stumble towards him, and once he does Kenny Omegrape has a pie set up in the ring. He sets up Joey Terrys, and he runs to the ropes, and he hits a diving face crusher right into the pie. Kenny OMegrape goes into the cover on Joey Terrys. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………2…….Boone Magnar grabs Kenny Omegrape’s foot to break up the pin.] JR-I have my doubts that would have worked. King-That’s because your JR, and the Melon Gods hate you! Kris Gaffney-Guess it’s bad to be on the wrong side of god. [Kenny Omegrape rakes the eyes of Boone Magnar after he pulled him out of the ring. Kenny Omegrape runs at Boone Magnar, and Boone counters with an arm drag. Kenny Omegrape grabs a Melon chair, and he gets kicked into the face with a drop kick to the face of Kenny Omegrape. Boone Magnar tries to get back into the ring, but he’s about to be attached by Joey Terrys. Boone Magnar is able to counter with a hangman. Joey Terrys stumbles away stunned, and he climbs up to nearest top turnbuckle. Boone Magnar puts his hands in his pockets, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block. The ref goes into position tomake the count. The ref counts 1………..2…….KICK OUT by Joey Terrys!!] JR-Almost three on the number one contender for the TV championship. King-That wouldn’t have been good if Terrys couldn’t beat the brother of the TV champion, what would happen when he faced Jaimie? Kris Gaffney-Yeah…that’s how that works… [Boone Magnar goes for a super kick after Joey Terrys attempt to get up to his feet, but Joey Terrys moves out of the way. Boone Magnar runs at Joey Terrys. Joey Terrys throws Boone Magnar into the Kenny Omegrape who had been on the apron. He falls off of the apron. Boone Magnar stumbles around, and Joey Terrys connects with the deckhand!! Joey Terrys goes into the cover on Boone Magnar. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……..KICK OUT by Boone Magnar. Joey Terrys takes a few moments to rest up, and after he stands up. He connects with a few stomps on the downed Boone Magnar as he considers what to attempt next. Boone Magnar gets up, and he connects with a few fists to the face that knocks him back into the ropes. Kenny Omegrape tries to take advantage of this, but Terrys counters by throwing him into Boone. Boone falls out of the ring.Joey Terrys tries to whip Kenny OMegrape off of the ropes, and he whips him to the ropes, and he attempts to go for the biggest catch, but Kenny Omegrape blocks it.] JR-Kenny Omegrape is doing everything he can to keep away from that move. King-And so he should. Kris Gaffney-…and he can do that, because Melon Gods? King-you know it! [Kenny Omegrape throws off Joey Terrys. Kenny Omegrape hits a running boot to the face of Boone Magnar trying to get back into the mat. Kenny Omegrape grabs a chair, and he turns around right into a deckhand by Joey Terrys that sends the chair back into Kenny Omegrape’s face. Kenny Omegrape goes down on the mat. Joey Terrys goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!] JR-Joey Terrys gets the win. King-The Melon Gods put that chair there. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring. ) JR-Zack Ryder is someone you can never count out in a fight. King-You can almost never count he’ll never release his ring entrance film. Kris Gaffney-One day we’ll get a music video of nothing more of ramp walking. (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system as Walter Melon walks out on the stage with Jack Heyman walking behind him. He steps inside of the ring. “Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he continues down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) King-The Melon Gods made sure Tony Ikeda didn’t get the spotlight. Kris Gaffney-Guess that’s what he gets for using inferior fruit. King-Damn right! JR-All three of these competitors have experience in championship situations. King-Only one has GOD on his side. [Zack Ryder fists pumps, Walter Melon talks about the Melon Gods. Tony Ikeda says “baddddddddddddddddd”!! Zack Ryder, and Walter Melon throws fists to the face. Wlater Melon ducks under one of the fists to the face, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. As he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder connects with a drop kick that sends Walter Melon falling backwards, and outside of the irng. Zack Ryder rusn to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a suicide dive on Walter Melon on the outside of the ring, and Zack Ryder and Walter Melon are having issues trying to get up to their feet. Walter Melon goes for a fist to the face, but Zack Ryder ducks under, and Ryder connects with a belly to back right into the barricade.] JR-That is quite impact by Zack Ryder. King-Tony’s probably a fan. Kris Gaffney-Wonder if he would be if Ryder tried to win this match right now. King-He probably already assumed he’s in the ring with god, why try? [Walter Melon gets picked up by Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, but Walter Melon catches it. Walter Melon runs towards the ring post, and throws Zack Ryder back first into the ring post. Walter Melon crawls to the crowd, where Ashley Irvine is eating watermelon. Walter Melon grabs it from her, and smashes it on the face of Tony Ikeda. Ashley Irvine yells “WATERMELON!!” and gets a new one, and eats more. Walter Melon throws Tony Ikeda into the ring. Walter Melon slides into the ring, and he waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda turns towards Walter Melon. Walter Melon connects with the spitting seeds!!] JR-This could it. King-But then again. Maybe The Melon Gods didn’t want it to end here…ever think of that. Kris Gaffney-Hard not to… [Walter Melon goes into the cover. Zack Ryder grabs Walter Melon’s foot, and pulls him off of the cover from the outside of the ring. Ryder jumps on the apron. Walter Melon connects with a hard fist to the face. Walter Melon turns around, and Tony Ikeda drops him with a full nelson suplex!! Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref counts 1……………2………..Zack Ryder breaks up the three count. Tony Ikeda picks up Zack Ryder, and he hits a few fists to the face, and he attempts to hook Ryder for a full nelson suplex, but it’s countered with a snapmare. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, Zack Ryder connects with the Rough Ryder on Tony Ikeda!! Ryder goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1…………..2………..Walter Melon comes flying into the picture with the fruit smash splash!! Zack Ryder rolls away, and Walter Melon goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!] King-HA! That’s because the Melon Gods said it would happen that way! Kris Gaffney-Ugh… ("Boss It" plays over the PA System and the crowd boo as they assume Eva Marie is making her way out. It's soon revelaed to be "Eve Marie", AKA Eva Torres in a bad red wig.) JR: Well... we knew Doudrop had issued an open challenge.... guess Eve has answered it... King: But that wig might be like a red rag to a bull.... Kris: Her chances just went from.... oh who am I kidding, they were already pretty damn low.... ("We Fly" plays next and out comes Doudrop with the title belt over her shoulder. She just heads straight to the ring and throws the title belt onto the ground. The referee calls for the bell and Eve starts yelling at Doudrop to "remember the Eve-Lution" and lay down for her. Doudrop just grabs hold of her and plants her down with the Michinoku Driver instantly. Doudrop goes up to the top rope, and nails the Banzai drop. She goes into the cover for 1..... 2..... 3!) JR: Well... she wasn't messing around tonight. King: Is she ever? Kris: She's not paid by the hour.... (Doudrop snatches up her title belt and leaves with it.) (We go into a video package before the Women's Royal Rumble, showing highlights from the match 2 years ago which was won by Eva Marie despite her never getting into the ring. As the package ends, the ring announcer introduces "The Superstar who drew number 1" and "I Am The Fire" blasts out over the PA System and Rachel Cena comes out.) JR: Well Rachel Cena came out in the middle of the pack last year and made it to the final 3... but her determination to stop Laura winning cost her a chance to win herself. King: If she wants to make up for it this year, she'll have to go the distance. Kris: Seems the Cena girls have bad luck with drawing numbers.... (No sooner has he said it then "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" plays next and out comes Laura Cena at number 2.) JR: Oh no.... King: This can't be good..... Kris: Something tells me this wasn't "random". (Laura Cena slides into the ring but doesn't interact with the crowd at all. She just locks eyes with her sister across the ring. The bell sounds and the match is underway. The 2 sisters stare each other down and circle the ring a few times, neither one taking their eye off the other. Then Rachel puts out her hands and shrugs. Laura nods her head and the two of them seem to have an understanding. Rachel motions they should wait for number 3, and Laura agrees. The two sisters refuse to fight each other as the count down begins for the #3 entrant. Laura turns to face the ramp to see who it is. The moment she does, Rachel grabs hold of her and hurls her hard out of the ring. Laura is genuinely caught off guard and tumbles to the floor. She gets up looking stunned and Rachel just gives an "oops" look and smirks at her. Laura goes to slide back in, but thinks better of it, and just storms off up the ramp. "Dirty Little Girl" hits next and out comes Mickie James to cheers from the crowd. Mickie skips down the ramp and as she does she passes Laura, and as Laura gets behind her, Mickie gives her a pat on the butt. Laura seemingly doesn't appreciate this at all as she turns around and grabs Mickie from behind and hoists her up and drills her down with the Royally Screwed on the ramp. She then heads behind the curtain. As the camera returns to the ring we see Ashley Irvine has randomly joined Rachel in the ring and the two of them are sitting down eating popcorn. For some reason, Ashley is in her ring gear.) JR: I have it on good authority that Ashley Irvine is not part of this match.... she is merely dressed like she is part of the match. King: Hey if there's popcorn going.... I can't blame her. Kris: I don't think anyone predicted this start.... (Mickie James is trying to recover on the ramp as the coutndown begins again and "Holla" plays over the PA System and Kelly Kelly comes out as the number 4 entrant. Kelly sees that Mickie is struggling and looks to take advantage. She picks Mickie up and throws her into the ring. She slides in herself and looks to throw Mickie straight out, but Mickie is ready for her and the two start trading blows. Ashley has vanished now but Rachel Cena stands across the ring watching the two of them go at it. Mickie quickly gets the better of Kelly and takes her down with a suplex. Mickie climbs to the top rope and then leaps off and takes Kelly down with a hurricanrana. Kelly stumbles up, and walks into a Mick Kick. Mickie then turns and looks at Rachel. She motions for Rachel to get involved in the match, and Rachel just shrugs and charges at Mickie, taking her down with a clothesline. And then she hits another, and another. Kelly Kelly pulls herself up and Rachel Cena just clotheslines her straight over the top rope and out of the match. She then turns her attention to Mickie James, but the countdown starts up again. Mickie starts to get to her feet and they wait to see who is joining them. "Million Dollar Theme" hits next and out comes Rachel's Mother, Natasha Jones, still wearing a wig after having her head shaved in her previous match. Rachel looks amused as Natasha slides into the ring. Mickie goes straight over and kicks Natasha in the midsection and goes for the Mickie-DT immediately, but Natasha elbows her way out and then connects with Your Heart Won't Go On to Mickie James. And of course, Mickie kips straight up, and smirks at Natasha. Natasha charges at her but Mickie ducks out of the way and Natasha nearly collides with Rachel. She stops dead in front of her, and then offers a hug to her daughter. Rachel reluctantly accepts but before we can see if either of them will screw over the other, Natasha yells out and we see Mickie has applied the Vaginal Claw to her! She starts kicking away at Mickie to break the hold when the coutndown begins and out comes number 6... Melonia Trump! Melonia slides into the ring and straight away attacks Mickie James, causing her to break the hold. Natasha cowers in the corner, seemingly freaked out by Mickie as Mickie and Melonia go back and forth. Rachel continues to just watch on, keeping an eye on everyone in the match. Mickie backs Melonia into the corner and then hits a series of Knife Edge chops to her breasts.) JR: Won't somebody please think of the melons! King: I rarely think about anything else.... (Mickie is enjoying herself too much to eliminate Melonia as the countdown starts again. This time "Electron" plays over the PA System and Terri Runnels makes her way out to a confused reaction from the crowd who haven't seen Terri in many, many years. She runs into the ring and then goes over and helps Mickie nailing a chop on Melonia, but this upsets Mickie who turns to Terri and asks who she is. Terri goes to slap Mickie, but Mickie catches her hand. Mickie throws Terri Runnels over her knee and then pulls down Terri's shorts, exposing her flech coloured thong to the audience and proceeds to spank her repeatedly. Terri is forced to endure this until Melonia runs over and nails Mickie with a stiff kick to the head in revenge. Terri comes face to face with Melonia and then she yells out "CALL THOSE MELONS?" and proceeds to remove her own top to cheers from the crowd. Terri then undoes her own bra, but before she can remove it, she is spun round and planted with the Get Bent by Natasha Jones. Fortunately her bra stays on despite being undone, but as she turns round onto her chest it comes off, though as she's laying down she's still covered. Natasha pulls it out from under her and then goes over and applies the Tit Panic! The crowd are cheering loudly although they can't see anything because the hold is blocking Terri's breasts from view. Mickie James is up now and watches this amused for a few moments before drilling Natasha with a kick to the head. This causes her to release the hold but Terri falls on her chest, still shielding her. Natasha stumbles backwards and her daughter Rachel Cena scoops her up and positions her for the Tombstone Piedriver. As she does, Natasha's wig falls off to cheers from the crowd. Terri sees this and grabs it to cover herself up and gets to her feet where she's quickly Mick Kicked out of the match. Natasha meanwhile is dropped on her head that still has relatively little hair on it despite how long it has been, and then Rachel picks her up and dumps her out of the match too.) JR: Well.... it was nice to see Terri, but seemingly she still thinks this is porn.... King: There's a few divas who need to learn the difference.... Kris: And learn which one pays more. (The countdown begins again and then "Pa-pa-pa-pa-Party" plays and out comes Alicia Fox, making her EMF debut. She slides into the ring and Melonia Trump runs at her and right into a textbook Northern-Lights Suplex. Mickie James then runs at her and they exchange blows. Mickie tries to whip Alicia across the ring but Alicia counters it and sends Mickie into the ropes but Mickie holds on to avoid bouncing back to her. Alicia charges at her looking for a clothesline but Mickie ducks and then dumps Alicia over the top with a big back body drop, but Alicia lands on the apron and holds onto the ropes. Mickie charges at her but Alicia headbutts her through the ropes and then gets back into the ring. As she does she's grabbed by Rachel Cena and planted down with a hard DDT. Melonia runs at Rachel and gets a kick to the midsection and then she gets planted down with a Bastardisation! Rachel tosses Melonia out of the match as the couuntdown starts again and the number 9 entrant is Lana who comes out to cheers from the crowd. She rolls into the ring and runs and hits a kick to the head of Alicia Fox, taking her down. Then she hits a kick to the head of Mickie James and takes her down too. Then she runs and goes for one on Rachel Cena... but Rachel catches her foot and executes a drop toe hold. She then releases Lana to position herself and locks Lana in the Sharpshooter! Lana shrieks out in pain but Alicia Fox has recovered and grabs Rachel from behind and hits a Northern-Lights Suplex on her, taking her down. Alicia gets up as Lana does too and the two of them trade blows but then Alicia hits Lana hard and she stumbles back and walks straight into a Mick Kick from Mickie James. Mickie throws Lana out of the match and then Alicia Fox charges at her and Mickie hits a kick to the midsection and plants Alicia down with a Mickie-DT! But before she can eliminate her, Alicia Fox rolls to the outside and lays on the floor having not gone over the top. The countdown begins again and "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus hits. Mickie looks confused at who this is.... and then it's revealed to be none other than Miley Cyrus herself!) JR: Well business just picked up.... King: Miley has competed in the EMF before.... and her and Mickie have always hated each other.... Kris: She's the last person Mickie wanted to see.... (Miley sprints into the ring and makes a beeline for Mickie and the two of them trade blows. Mickie obviously gets the better of the celebrity and then she kicks Miley in the midsection and positions her for the Mickie-DT. She plants Miley down and Miley looks out of it. Mickie picks Miley up and just throws her straight out of the match and then starts yelling at her. She turns around to see that it is just her and Rachel again. Rachel runs over and hits some right hands on Mickie who returns fire. Rachel is getting the better of the exchange and she kicks Mickie in the gut and looks like she is positioning her for the Get Bent. At the last moment though she decides to re-position Mickie and seems to be going for a Reverse of Fates instead. The hesitation costs her as Mickie elbows her way out and then grabs Rachel by the hair and pulls her head back. It looks like she's going for the Long Kiss Goodnight, but Rachel is saved by the buzzer going off and #11 Christy Hemme comes running down the ramp. Mickie tosses Rachel aside and goes to meet Hemme and the two of them exchange blows. Rachel looks disguted at what nearly happened but as there's no one to fight she stands back. Alicia Fox is now up on the outside but is in no rush to rejoin the action. Christy Hemme gets the upper hand on Mickie due to being fresher and kicks her in the midsection and then plants her down with a Twist of Fate! She climbs to the top rope and measures Mickie for the FFG but suddenly Alicia Fox jumps onto the apron and tries to throw Hemme out from there. Hemme hits her with a hard elbow and sends Alicia back to the floor, still in the match. Mickie has got up by now though so instead Hemme leaps off looking for a hurricanrana but Mickie grabs her and powerbombs her down as the timer starts going again. Alicia Fox gets up holding her face and looking angry and then "It's not me, it's you" hits and she looks delighted as her daughter, Charlotte Crawford emerges.) JR: Charlotte is a former EMF Women's Champion.... and seemingly the 3rd Cena sibling to enter this match. King: She doesn't want to be reminded of that. Kris: But how much would she love to win this over her 2 sisters? (Charlotte comes down the ramp and hugs her mother and the 2 of them start to gameplan. Rachel has had enough of Alicia stalling on the outside and runs at her to hit a baseball slide but Alicia grabs her and dumps her to the floor. As she went under the ropes she's not eliminated. Mickie James charges at Charlotte but Charlotte reacts quickly and hits a Northern-Lights Suplex. Mickie stumbles up to her feet and walks into another one from Alicia and then Mother and Daughter celebrate together. Christy Hemme runs at Charlotte and the two trade blows. Christy overpowers her and kicks her in the midsection, looking for the Twist of Fate, but Alicia Fox hits a chopblock on Hemme causing her to stumble and Charlotte then suplexes Hemme down. Mother and daughter hug again and try and decide which one to take out. They look set on Mickie when the buzzer goes off again and "With Legs Like That" plays over the PA System and Mickie's girlfriend Maria Kanellis comes running down the ramp. She slides in and hammers away on Alicia who was holding Mickie up with Charlotte. The distraction gives Mickie time to recover and she reaches up and applies a vaginal claw to Charlotte who screams out and starts trying to kick Mickie away. Meanwhile Maria plants Alicia down with the Beautiful Bulldog! Charlotte kicks Mickie away but then eats a Mick Kick for her troubles. Mickie and Maria look at each other and then make out, to the delight of the crowd. But Charlotte Crawford has recovered and gets to her feet and grabs Maria and plants her down with a Northern-Lights Suplex! Before Mickie can even react though Charlotte is spun round by a returning Rachel Cena and planted down with a Bastardisation! Rachel hurls her sister out of the ring.) JR: Well, Rachel Cena has now eliminated 2 siblings in the same match. King: This one a bit less shocking, or was it? Kris: At this point, who even knows. (Alicia Fox gets up and sees her daughter eliminated and screams in frustration. She turns around and Rachel Cena kicks her in the midsection and hits Alicia with the Reverse of Fates! Rachel throws Alicia out to join her daughter. The buzzer sounds again and out comes Trish Stratus. Trish slides into the ring and immediately helps Mickie to her feet. She motions that her, Mickie and Maria should form a team and Mickie seems to agree. But then Mickie pushses Trish right into the path of Rachel Cena who plants her down with a Bastardisation and then throws her out straight away. Mickie and Maria regroup on one side of the ring and Rachel looks over at Christy Hemme and the two of them seem to form an uneasy alliance. Mickie runs at Hemme while Maria and Rachel go at it. All 4 women brawl for a while and Mickie gets the upper hand on Hemme and when she does she pulls Hemme's hair back and this time wastes no time executing the Long Kiss Goodnight on Hemme and kicking her in the head. Rachel has easily got the better of Maria Kanellis and is about to eliminate her when the buzzer sounds for #15.... AJ Lee. AJ skips down to the ring and immediately goes to work on Rachel, allowing Maria to recover. Meanwhile Mickie picks up Hemme but Hemme springs to life and unloads on Mickie with viscious right hands, seemingly pissed off by the memories Mickie has bought back. Hemme kicks Mickie in the midsection and plants her down with a viscious twist of fate! Hemme looks like she's about to eliminate Mickie when Maria Kanellis grabs her and tries to Irish Whip Hemme in the ropes, but Hemme counters it and sends Maria into the ropes. She then runs and clotheslines Maria hard to the outside. Maria is eliminated just as number 16, Bayley makes her way to the ring. Hemme picks up Mickie James and tries to throw her out of the ring but Mickie fires back with right hands and then a kick to the midsection and a Mickie-DT! Meanwhile Rachel Cena has gotten the better of AJ Lee and plants her down with the Reverse of Fates! But AJ then springs to her feet and yells that Amy does it better. She kicks Rachel in the midsection and goes for the move herself, but before she can, Bayley grabs AJ Lee from behind and nails a huge Bayley-to-Belly! AJ bounces up to her feet and stumbles and falls over the top rope. Mickie picks Hemme up, still clearly hurting and throws her into the ropes where Hemme grabs the top rope to avoid going over it. Mickie charges at Hemme and hits a huge clothesline and sends her out of the match. She turns around right into a huge Bayley-to-Belly but as Mickie lands, Rachel grabs Bayley and hurls her out of the ring. But AJ Lee is still not happy about the move she took from Rachel and she slides into the ring with a steel chair in hand. Rachel turns around and AJ Lee smacks her in the gut, and then plants Rachel Cena down with a Reverse of Fates onto the steel chair. AJ leaves and Mickie sits up and looks over at the downed Rachel Cena as the crowd start to chant for Amy..... but what they get at number 17 is "Best of Both Worlds", the theme song to Hannah Montana blasting out as number 17 is introduced as Hannah Montana. She slides into the ring and makes a beeline for Mickie again who is a lot more tired now. Mickie runs at her but Hannah spears her down hard. Mickie goes down hard and as she stumbles up she's thrown over the top rope by Hannah. She lands on the apron and gets to her feet as Hannah charges at her, but Mickie grabs hold of her and refuses to go down. But then as Mickie is about to pull Hannah over the top, Rachel grabs her and pulls her back. Hannah then charges at Mickie again and sends her flying to cheers from the crowd. Mickie James is finally eliminated. Hannah turns to celebrate with Rachel but Rachel kicks her in the midsection and nails the Bastardisation and then throws her out of the ring to boos from the crowd.) JR: Rachel Cena started this match.... and now she once again has the ring to herself. King: Quick, get the popcorn! Kris: There's no time.... (Rachel is still holding her head from the chair that AJ used when "Bad Reputation" hits and out comes Ronda Rousey at #18. Rachel rolls her eyes like she can't believe it. Ronda hits the ring and immediately starts to throw punches at Rachel, who can barely defend herself at this point. Ronda gets her in the corner and starts to box away at her. Ronda then grabs her and suplexes her down. She grabs Rachel's arm, and applies the armbar! But Rachel has the awareness to reach out and grab the steel chair that's still in the ring, and then uses it to hit Ronda. She doesn't get much impact on it, but it's enough to break the hold. Rachel stumbles up but walks into Piper's Pit from Ronda! Ronda is all smiles as she adjusts her shorts and then picks Rachel up from the mat. But Rachel Cena shocks her with a slap to the face and then a kick to the midsection and a Bastardisation! The countdown begins and number 19 is Tiffany. She runs down to the ring and leaps up looking for a TNT on Rachel, but Rachel grabs her and transitions her and drops her down for a Tombstone Piledriver. Ronda gets up and hits a few more punches but Rachel DDTs her down and then hurls out Tiffany who was climbing to her feet. With Ronda down, Rachel pulls herself to the top rope and then leaps off, looking for a Shooting Star Press. Ronda rolls out of the way and as Rachel is coming down she grabs her ankle and tries to apply an ankle lock.... but Rachel uses her other leg to kick Ronda square in the head. Ronda bounces backwards and Rachel kips up and then runs and clotheslines her out of the ring. Rachel falls to the mat looking drained and tries to catch her breath before the final entrant.... as "Boss It" plays.) JR: Oh look who drew number 20..... again. King: She's so lucky! Kris: Sure seems that way.... (Eva Marie walks out onto the ramp looking self important and heads down to the ring. She climbs into it and picks up the steel chair that AJ dropped earlier. She holds it over Rachel's head as Rachel sits up. Eva goes to smash her with the chair, but Rachel catches it and climbs back to her feet. The two of them both pull on the chair but then Rachel lets go and Eva, not expecting it, stumbles forward. Rachel wastes no time kicking her in the midsection when she turns around and Eva drops the chair. Rachel then plants her down with a huge Bastardisation onto the chair. She looks exhausted as she picks Eva up and throws her out of the ring to the floor below.) JR: It's over! Rachel Cena ran the gauntlet and now she will face Doudrop at First Blood. King: And that might be a tougher test than facing 19 women tonight.... Kris: Speaking of.... (Suddenly Doudrop is in the ring. She picks Rachel Cena up and plants her with the Michinoku Driver. She stands over Rachel and raises the EMF Women's Championship as we fade into a video package for the main event.) [I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loudspeakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face….] JR-Azar Vulcan is walking into this match as the Extreme champion. King-Shouldn’t Jackson Gunner just run down, and hand the title….he’s just prolonging what we already know. Kris Gaffney-Sounds like a way to make money… Lights go completely black and the sounds of Motorcycles revving can be heard throughout the arena as visuals of The Wolf Pack Harley’s can be seen on the tron. The lights begin flashing, Joyner Lucas- “Look Alive” (Remix) hits as smoke filling the arena as a visual of group of motorcycles is on the ramp. The backstage certain moves and out comes Levi. The crowd lets out cheers as Levi stands at the center of the ramp and beats his chest He looks around with a smile on his face and he beats his chest before sprinting down the stage. JR-Levi has shown the ability to hit the big move, I would not count him out. King-Considering I hate high risk moves…I already did. Kris Gaffney-Seemly unless it’s a flying fist drop from the second rope… King-Yeah…that’s OK. (Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth, blasts over the loudspeakers and the crowd erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans while holding his World Championship draped over the back of his shoulder. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stairs slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.) JR-Jackson Gunner has the odd’s against him. King-Not the first time. Kris Gaffney-And probably not the last. [Jackson Gunner, Levi, and Azar Vulcan stand in the middle of the ring. The wrestlers are looking for the first move, and suddenly Azar Vulcan goes for the Money Maker on Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner is able to duck under, and Jackson Gunner pushes him forward towards Levi. Levi falls backwards, and he falls out of the ring, and Azar stumbles around, and Jackson Gunner comes off of the orpes, and he connects with a spring board cutter off of the second rope. Azar Vulcan’s face bounces off of the mat, and he rolls on to his back. Jackson Gunner goes into the cover on Azar Vulcan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……..Levi reaches into the ring, and he grabs Jackson Gunner’s leg breaking up the count, and he pulls Jackson Gunner out of the ring. Levi connects with a back flip kick stumbling backwards. Levi runs at Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner counters with a drop toe hold that sends Levi flying face first into the steel steps.] JR-The World Champion starts out of the gates strong. Kris Gaffney-Maybe he didn’t get the memo that he’s not better than Azar. King-He’ll get it soon enough… [Levi falls down on the mat. Jackson Gunner waits for Levi to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Jackson Gunner lifts up Levi, and he goes for the burning Samoan, but Levi slides out of the back, and he pushes him forward. Jackson Gunner goes into the barricade. Levi turns around as Azar Vulcan is running at him, but Levi is able to counter with a back body drop that sends him flying over the barricade sending him towards Jackson Gunner, and Azar Vulcan takes out Azar Vulcan as he lands. Jackson Gunner, and Azar Vulcan pull themselves up to their feet. Not being pleased at what happened, they start to throw fists to the face. What they don’t notice is off camera a ladder has been propped up on the barricade. The camera turns to get a shot of Levi running up the ladder on to the barricade, and he takes out both Jackson Gunner, and Azar Vulcan with a standing shooting star press. All three wrestlers are now down as the crowd cheers that last move. All three wrestlers attempt to recover, as they slowly make it up to their feet.] JR-That was quite the move. King-Although it hurt him almost as much as his opponents. Kris Gaffney-Guess as long as the crowd cheered. King-If it gets him the championship, then I’ll be impressed. [Levi tries to go after Azar Vulcan, but Azar Vulcan is able to rake his eyes, and he drives him backwards, and hits him hard into the stage back first. Levi stumbles back towards him. Azar Vulcan hits a flying knee to the face of Levi. Azar Vulcan grabs Levi, and he throws him on a nearby table, and he stands up on the table, and he puts him into a vertical suplex position, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a brain buster through the table!! Levi seems out of it. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Levi. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……..Jackson Gunner is able to break up the three count. Azar Vulcan takes a few moments to think of what to do next, and Azar Vulcan is able to get a chair, and he smashes it over the top of the head.] JR-That might have done it right there. King-Why are we having this match again? We already know Azar is better… Kris Gaffney-Money? King-Oh right…Azar likes that too. [Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Jackson Gunner. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2………..Levi comes out of no where with Wolves have wings, but at the last moment Azar Vulcan moves out of the way. Levi hits Jackson Gunner, but not Azar. Levi gets up to his feet, and Levi gets hit with the Money Maker!! Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Levi. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………..3!!] JR-Azar Vulcan wins via move that Levi doesn’t often pull out. King-Now we know why! (Azar Vulcan holds up the Extreme championship, and the World Championship, before placing the Extreme Championship to the mat, and leaving with the World Championship as Latino Heat goes off the air.)

EMF: Latino Heat

(Copyright information flashes on the screen. We start out with a few shots of the Eddie Guerrero. Finally transition to Azar, and Levi winning their respective contendership matches. We get one more shot of Jackson Gunner staring down both competitors. We would go to an introduction screen, but ……suddenly the screen freezes in place. We get static to a very different video.)

(We open up from Phoenix, Arizona as the crowd is already abuzz from the message.)

JR-Welcome to Latino Heat. And we are already off to a very ominous start. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-I don’t got a good feeling about this JR….

Kris Gaffney-Maybe the Melon Gods will save you.

King-They will!...If it’s in their plan to.

Kris Gaffney-Well…at least their consistently inconsistent…

JR-Let’s get started with the opening match of the night!

[The sound of a automatic rifle being loaded up echoes out and the fans are plunged into total darkness for a brief second. Suddenly a cluster of white strobe lights flicker, making silhouettes out of the cheeeing and jeering fans.]

Announcer: Making his way to the ring. From London England. Weighing in at 245lbs. He is the EMF Intercontinental Champion… Wade Flow!

[“Grr raa raa Go get the strap” blares out into the arena as a small part of the crowd off camera begin to cheer insanely loud. A focused and freshly war painted Street Sovereign walks amongst the fans in the arenas stands. A few steps behind, wearing a beautiful red dress is Miss Fallon Grey. With his head down Wade slowly walks through the paying fans towards the barrier. Ignoring all the pats on the back and the overall appreciation of the fans, Wade reaches the padded barricade and huddles it with ease. He stops to briefly to help Fallon over. Once in the ring The One Man Band Wade Flow removes his jacket before motionlessly staring down his opponent.]

JR - Well King, Wade Flow has recently said that the thought of The Fortunes being champs again, was enough to buddy up with Gunner one more time.

King - Turns out he’s not so much of a One Man Band after all then JR. Just a British maniac!

Kris Gaffney - He can’t win the tag titles on his own King! Or could he? Hmm!

[Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth, blasts over the loudspeakers and the crowd erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans while holding his World Championship strap with the rest of it draped over the back of his shoulder. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stairs slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.]

JR - And here is Wade’s tag team partner. The always impressive Jackson Gunner.

King - That we agree on JR! Along side Wade tonight, yeah these guys are my pick!

Kris Gaffney - Jackson Gunner is another individual that could possibly win these titles on his own ha!

[The lights drop and the arena is plunged into total darkness for a few seconds. A single spot light beams down onto ramp. An old gentleman with a mic, dressed as a butler steps out. He is quickly accompanied by two younger men in the same uniform each carrying an end of a rolled red carpet...]

Butler: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's is with the greatest of pleasures, I introduce for your viewing pleasure. Lloyd & Mason Fortune.

["O Fortuna" begins to play loudly over the booing crowd. The two younger butlers unroll the red carpet down the ramp towards the ring. They then exit the stage along with the older servant. After a few more seconds, allowing their theme to kick in Lloyd and Mason Fortune elegantly emerge from behind the curtain. They're wearing matching trunks, pads, face and cheekbone protective masks, all black. Unfazed by the loud booing, the brothers gracefully walk down the red carpet heading for the ring. The brothers stop before entering the ring and begin talking to each other. Lloyd and Mason walk round to the announcers table. Wade and Jackson begin waving the twins into the ring, but they ignore them and wait outside.]

JR - And here are the Fortune Brothers. They don’t look so keen on getting into the ring with Wade and Gunner at the moment King!

King - Here’s my pick JR. The epitomes of excellence!

Kris Gaffney - And surprisingly they came alone. Not that Ricky Vegas would of shown up tonight.

[The arena goes completely black. Suddenly, “Go All The Way” by Raspberries blasts throughout the arena. Lights flash as Lucky slowly strolls out from the back, wearing a shirt of himself wearing the shirt giving a lazy thumbs up, and a jean vest opened showing the shirt. He’s sporting a black backpack draped over one shoulder. He stops at the center of the ramp, looks around and gives another lazy thumbs up, no emotion on his face. Suddenly his music stops and the lights go out. The arena goes completely black. Suddenly, “Judas” by Fozzy blasts throughout the arena. Spotlights begin to flash at the center of the stage where The Chosen One stands, back facing the ramp, head down and arms out with a jacket that flashes, one title strapped around the waist, with the other draped over his shoulder. He holds the pose for a few seconds, swings his arm around and spins facing the ramp and slowly lifts his head with a cocky grin on his face. He cockily walks to his brother Boone and sticks out a fist. Boone eyes the fist for a little before lazily throwing his hand over it. The two begin there walk down the ramp.]

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, from Cherry Hill Village, Colorado. The Extreme Measures Federation Tag Team Champions, THE MAGNAR BROTHERS!

[Jaimie climbs the steps of the ring, walks the outside of the ring as his hand glides over the top rope. He turns to the crowd and puts both hands out. Suddenly, he moves both his hands to the front and gives everybody the finger as he laughs and then steps into the ring. Boone on the other hand tosses his backpack into the ring and rolls under the rope all the way to the center of the ring where he stops at his backpack. He grabs it, unzips, reaches in and pulls out his half of the tag team Championship. He holds it in the air as Jaimie gives the middle finger to everybody. Mixtures of boos and cheers can be heard, as the fans show love and support for Boone, but not his brother. Boone walks to his corner, lays over the top of the ropes as he waits for the match to begin. Jaimie walks over attempting another fist bump, but Boone just wraps up Jaimie’s hand with his own and the two wait.]

JR - And finally here are the current tag team champions Jaimie and Boone Magnar. They looked pumped tonight.

King - Exactly JR! That’s why they’re my pick for tonight.

Kris Gaffney - Wait! What? Ha ha! Looks like King has already predicted the winners tonight!

[Ding! Ding! Ding! Jaimie Magnar begins fearlessly mouthing off at both Wade and Gunner, whilst The Fortunes continue to hang around in safety on the outside. The slanging match in the ring carries on before all four men square up to one another. Jaimie Magnar suddenly slaps Jackson Gunner across the face and gives him the middle finger. Jackson slowly touches his face and turns back to Jaimie with a smile. As quick as lightning Jackson lands a heavy upper cut to Jaimie, which drops him to the mat. All of a sudden Wade and Boone begin exchanging blows. Boone tosses Wade into the ropes. Wade ducks Boone’s haymaker attempt before being tripped by both Lloyd and Mason Fortune on the outside. Wade drops to the canvas face first, before being dragged under the bottom rope to the outside of the ring by The Fortunes. Lloyd and Mason begin stamping all over The Sovereign. Bonne turns back to help his brother out by clubbing Gunner across the back. Jaime gets up and begins to kick Gunner along with Boone. On the outside Mason hits Wade with an atomic drop. Lloyd mows Wade down with a clothes line. The Fortunes then show off to a heavily booing crowd. Back in the ring Boone and Jaimie have Gunner in the corner. Boone whips Jackson into the opposite corner and charges after him. Jackson slams back first into the corner, but powers out of it catching a sprinting Boone with a powerful fly forearm smash. Jaimie swings for Gunner, but Jackson ducks under it. He grabs Jaimie from behind and slams him hard to the mat with a German suplex. Gunner then turns back to Boone. Gunner grabs Boone by the back of head and tosses him over the top rope towards the ramp. Gunner then spins round and pulls Jaimie Magnar back up to his feet. Jaimie quickly pushes Jackson’s to the side. Jaimie grabs Jackson’s head snd drops to the mat nailing a painful jaw breaker. Jackson staggers back holding his face. Jaimie jumps to his feet before hitting Jackson with a running knee. Jaimie Magnar covers Jackson Gunner. 1……… Kick out by Jackson Gunner!]

JR - Kick out with authority! Extremely strong kick out by Jackson Gunner there!

King - My pick trying to end it early. He’s a genius. That’s why he’s a double champion.

Kris Gaffney - Be realistic King, it’s gonna take a lot more than that to derail Jackson Gunner.

[Meanwhile… on the outside of the ring. Both the Fortune twins have continued their vicious assault on Wade. Mason shouts at Lloyd to grab a chair. Lloyd screams at the ring announcer to “get up”. Lloyd snatches the chair and folds it up. Mason stands Wade up and hold his arms behind him, rendering him defenceless. Lloyd raises the chair above his head. Wade swiftly boots Lloyd hard in the gut, causing him to drop the chair and bend at the waist. Wade swings his leg backwards and nails Mason with a low blow. Wade takes a few seconds to catch his breath, as the Fortune brothers reel in pain. Wade bursts forward, he grabs Lloyd and tosses him crashing head first into the steel steps. Mason charges at Wade, but Wade counters with a drop toe hold onto the steel steps also. The crowd cheer the action! Inside the ring Jaimie whips Jackson into the ropes. Boone appears on the outside and grabs hold of Jackson’s foot causing him to stop. Jaimie Magnar sees that Gunner is distracted by his brother, so he charges at him. Gunner ducks and counters with a lariat. This sends Jaimie over the top rope. Jaimie gracefully lands on his feet, on the ring apron. Jaimie turns around only for Jackson to send him tumbling to the outside with a clothesline from hell. Boone fearlessly steps over his brother and slides under the bottom rope to confront Gunner. At the same time Wade rolls into the ring making it 2 on 1. Boone realises he’s out numbered, but charges at the pair. Jackson immediately drops Boone with a solid fist. Boone springs up, but wanders straight into a solid fist from Wade. Boone groggily gets up and walks into a thumping spine buster from Gunner. Wade backs up looking for the Flow Stopper. Boone stumbles to the corner before getting up. Dazzled and slightly unaware, Boone turns around. Wade sprints forward only for Jaime to save his brother by dragging him out of the ring. The crowd cheer as Flow and Jackson celebrate clearing the ring.]

JR - Wade and Jackson have cleared the ring. These pair are showing great team work at the moment.

King - You said it JR… at the moment. I hope my picks continue to work together

Kris Gaffney - C’mon King! You’ve got to pick one team already!

[Lloyd and Mason begin to walk around the outside of ring towards the Magnars. Inside the ring, Wade and Jackson carefully track everyone’s movements. As the Fortunes approach Jaimie and Boone they display that they’re no threat and just want to talk. Jaimie and Boone hesitantly enter into conversation with the Fortunes on the outside of the ring. All four men begin pointing at the ring, and at Wade and Jackson. After a few moments of debate between the Fortunes and the Magnars, the four men begin to spread out. They each take one side of the ring, surrounding Wade and Gunner. All of a sudden Lloyd and Boone enter the ring, drawing the attentions of Wade. Mason slides under the bottom rope to create a numbers advantage. Wade and Boone lock up. Boone pushes Wade into the corner, whilst the Fortunes tag team Gunner with kicks and punches. Seeing an opportunity, Jaimie Magnar enters the ring with a chair and instantly cracks Wade over the back with it. Wade shouts out in pain and spins around directly into another sickening chair shot, but this time it’s to the head. Jackson manages to briefly break free of the Fortunes, only for Jaimie to blast him in the ribs with the chair. Gunner drops to a knee. Jaimie swings back the chair and hits Gunner again, but this time on the back. Gunner refuses to fall, so Jaimie strikes him with another thunderous chair shot to the head. Gunner drops to the canvas to a chorus of boos.]

JR - These four are working together it now seems, to try and eliminate the threat of Gunner and Flow.

King - This is great! Jaimie has taken complete command of this match.

Kris Gaffney - How long will it all last though King?

[With Jaimie now seemingly in charge of this four on two assault, he sends Boone outside of the ring to grab a table. Mason ushers Lloyd to assist Boone. Jaimie tells Mason to help get Gunner up to his feet. Wade begins to slowly get up too. Jaimie notices this and quickly drives the edge of the chair into Wade’s spine. Jaimie repeats the attack on Wade again, and again and again! Mason drags Gunner up to his feet. Jaimie readies himself before driving the chair into Jackson’s ribs. Jaimie drops the chair to the canvas, bounces off the ropes and hits Jackson with a running bulldog directly onto the chair. Jaimie stands up and begins to rile up the fans. With Jaimie’s back turned Mason sneakily dives on top of Gunner for the cover. 1……….2………. Jaimie Magnar breaks up the count by dragging Mason off Gunner. Instantly both Jaimie and Mason go nose to nose. Both men angrily begin shouting at one another. Boone and Lloyd return to the ring with a table and set it up. The Fortunes and The Magnars continue to argue in the centre of the ring.]

JR - Well it looks as though these four guys can’t continue to work with each other much longer.

King - I hope you’re wrong JR! I think you’re right, but I hope you’re wrong!

[Suddenly Mason and Jaimie start punching each other. Boone and Lloyd also begin fighting it out between themselves. Wade Flow rolls out of the ring to catch his breath. Mason gets the better of Jaimie and whips him into the ropes. Jaimie flys out of them and straight into Mason’s hip toss. Boone bundles Lloyd into the corner and begins hammering him with some strong right hands. Boone sits Lloyd on the top rope and continues to hammer away with some heavy shots. Jackson Gunner slowly crawls to the opposite corner to take in some air. Mason picks up Jaimie and again whips him into the ropes. Mason connects with a devastating super kick, sending Jaimie flying over the top rope and out of the ring towards a groggy Wade. Boone stops beating Lloyd and climbs the turn buckle, setting Lloyd up for a suplex off the top rope. Mason reacts quickly and hits Boone with a low blow. Mason turns and drags the set up table closer to him. Mason sits Boone on his shoulders and steps backwards. Lloyd shakes off the cobwebs, and stands up on the top turn buckle. With his brother assistance, Lloyd lands a block buster on Boone off the top rope, crashing him through a table. Lloyd rolls off to the side clutching his back. Mason covers Boone through the broken table. 1……….2………. Jackson Gunner breaks up the count with a baseball slide into the side of Mason’s head. Gunner gets up and grabs Lloyd by the shorts, before tossing him through the ropes and to the outside of the ring.]

JR - Boone looks out of it and Mason tried to capitalise on it.

King - Jackson Gunner had other ideas and broke up the count though JR.

[Outside of the ring Wade has Jaimie Magnar on his shoulder. He charges with Jaimie, slamming him back first into the ring post, before dropping him to the ground. Wade waits for Jaimie to get to his feet. Wade runs at Jaimie and attempts a Flow Stopper, but Jaimie dodges it. Wade clips the top of the barricade and lands in the front row of the crowd. Jaimie laughs to himself before walking towards Wade. Suddenly Lloyd Fortune bursts around the corner, and blind sides Jaimie with a heavy chair shot to the head. Lloyd begins to cheer to a booing crowd. Back in the ring Boone is slowly stirring amongst the broken pieces of table. Gunner has Mason in the corner. Jackson whips Mason into the ropes. On his return Mason runs straight into Jackson’s big boot. Jackson walks to the corner and picks up a chair. He then sets up a chair in the middle of the ring, before laying in wait for Mason to get up. Gunner charges full sprint, jumps off the chair and nails Mason with a powerful spear. Mason crumbles on impact. Jackson goes for the cover on Mason Fortune. 1……….2………. Kick out by Mason Fortune! Jackson gets up and heads towards Boone who is nearly up to his feet. Jackson grabs Boone by the hair, but with an amazing show of speed Boone quickly rolls Gunner up into a school boy pin. 1……….2……….Kick out by Jackson Gunner!]

JR - Wow! Two pin falls in quick succession there.

King - Wow indeed JR! Gunner thought he’d won it with that spear.

Kris Gaffney - Only to nearly lose it to Boone Magnar with a school boy.

[Outside of the ring Lloyd Fortune has set up a ten foot ladder near the commentary table. Wade stumbles back over the barricade, but is instantly met by a flurry of Lloyd’s fists. Lloyd edges closer to the ladder. Grabbing Wade by the hair, Lloyd begins to climb the ladder. Wade is forced to climb as well as he’s being pulled up the runs by his hair. Both men get to the top and exchange punches. Jaimie slowly gets up to his feet. He rubs and shakes his head. Lloyd sets Wade up for a suplex off the ladder, but Wade fights back with some stiff head shots. Jaimie stumbles towards the ladder. He grabs it by the bottom run and begins to push the ladder over. Both Wade and Lloyd fall from the top of the ladder, and obliterate the commentary table.]

JR - OH MY GAWD! Both men maybe broken clean in half!

King - That’s why Jaimie is the chosen one JR!

[Seeing his brother take the brunt of that extremely heavy bump, Mason instantly slides under the bottom rope to his brothers aid. Jaimie Magnar jumps up onto ring apron. Jackson reacts quickly and nails Jaimie on the rope with a neck guillotine. Jaimie falls off the apron and rolls into the barricade on outside the ring with a crash. Mason slides back into the ring, and he connects with a low blow, and he sets up Jackson, and he connects with the Fortune Flex!! Mason is about to go into the cover, when the lights go out.)

JR-What’s this now?

King-The Veggie devils?

[A portion of the ring lights on fire. Suddenly a hand shoots through the flame, and rips open the ring mat. The Wretched Nobody stands in the ring. The crowd reaction loudly as Mason Fortune with a chair tries to attack, but the Wretched Nobody punches it back in the face of Mason Fortune. Boone gets grabbed by the hair, and thrown hard into the ring post. He falls on the apron. Jackson Gunner tries to get up, but he gets put back down with a hard fist. With only Mason Fortune getting to his feet. The Wretched Nobody backs up, and he connects with the trephination!! Mason Fortune falls out of the ring. With no competitors left to hit. The lights turn back off, and then back on as soon as he arrived he was gone.]

JR-What was that about?

King-He basically hit a member of all three teams, I think he was just here for chaos reasons.

Kris Gaffney-Uh…that’s….that’s chaos!

[Boone rolls back into the ring. Both Jackson Gunner, and Boone Magnar recover. Boone spins Gunner around. Boone catches Jackson with a couple of fists and whips him into the ropes. Boone tries to leapfrog Gunner’s return, but Jackson just catches Boone on his shoulders. Gunner rearranges Boone’s weight before driving him into a rogue chair laying on the mat with a Burning Samoan! Jackson reaches over and covers Boone. The ref slides down to count. 1……….2……….3 Jackson Gunner and Wade Flow win!]

JR - Look at the carnage King!

King - I told you Jackson and Wade would do it JR. They were my pick from the start!

Kris Gaffney - Jeez! What a match!

[The camera pans back through the chaos. Jackson Gunner heads towards a downed Wade Flow to celebrates their win.]

JR-Well…we’ll need to buy some time as the ring crew fixes the ring. Here a hype video of the next match.

(We get a hype video of Fyre, and Britt Baker. When we come back, the ring crew is just about done fixing the ring.)

King-We have a top notch ring crew!

(“Start a fyre” blasts on the PA system. Fyre walks out on the stage, and she stares down the crowd to make sure that none of them are Jackie. She slides into the ring.)

JR-This woman has lost it.

King-I’d like to say she didn’t ever have it…but she was normal once…

Kris Gaffney-Once…

(“The Epic” blasts on the PA system. Britt Baker walks out on the stage, she turns and throws her hands up as pyrotechnics blasts off, and she walks down to the ring. Britt Baker steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This seems to be quite the one up competition with Paige.

King-She’s the most grand master I’ve seen in a while, and that’s saying something coming from me.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder why… [Fyre and Britt Baker pace around the ring. Fyre runs at Britt Baker. Britt Baker takes down Fyre with a running knee to the gut, Fyre grabs Britt Baker picks up Fyre, and she whips her to the ropes. Fyre bounces off of the ropes. Britt Baker goes for clothesline, but Fyre is able to duck under, and she continues to the other side of the ring. She bounces off of the other side of the ring. She jumpsin the air, and goes for a cross body block, but Britt Baker connects with a standing drop kick to the mid section. Fyre gets dropped. Fyre gets up on her knee’s. Britt Baker connects with a super kick to the chin of Fyre. Britt Baker goes into the cover on Fyre. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……….KICK OUT by Fyre!! Britt Baker picks up Fyre up, and she connects with a few forearm shots to the face backing her up to the ropes, Britt Baker tries to whip Fyre off of the ropes, but it’s reversed by Fyre. Britt Baker bounces off of the ropes, and she counters with a sling blade!! This drops Fyre. Britt Baker yells for Fyre to get up.]

JR-It seems like that the Doctor has a plan.

King-Probably trying to figure out a way to make you realize more about her other than she’s a dentist.

Kris Gaffney-Even though she is certainly a dentist!

[Britt Baker goes for the curb stomp, but Fyre moves out of the way, and Fyre connects with a reverse neck breaker putting Britt Baker down, and both wrestlers are down on the mat. Both get up to their feet, Britt Baker goes for a fist, Fyre ducks under, kicks Britt in the gut, and she drops her in the gut with a DDT!!]

JR-Fyre has made a come back here.

King-Certain that Miss Jackie saw that!

Kris Gaffney-Somehow I doubt that…

[Fyre picks up Britt Baker, and she sets her up for the Fyrestarter, but Britt Baker pushes her off, Fyre bounces off of the ropes. Britt Baker hits a super kick to the gut, and she bounces off of the ropes, and she connects with a curb stomp!! Britt Baker sets up, and hooks the lock jaw on Fyre! Fyre taps out! Britt Baker wins via submission!]

JR-Just that quick, Britt Baker wins it.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape runs out on the stage, and he floats to the ring as the crowd throws heavenly god grapes at him. Kenny Omegrape steps inside of the ring.)

King-I’d say this looks familiar…but the Melon Gods probably wanted it that way.

Kris Gaffney-Guess so…

(The arena goes completely black. Suddenly, “Go All The Way” by Raspberries blasts throughout the arena. Lights flash as Lucky slowly strolls out from the back, wearing a shirt of himself wearing the shirt giving a lazy thumbs up, and a jean vest opened showing the shirt. He stops at the center of the ramp, looks around and gives another lazy thumbs up, no emotion on his face.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, from Wherever and weighing whatever. He is “LUCKY” BOONE MAGNAR!

(He slowly begins his stroll down the ramp, moving to the crowd and gives a lazy “fist” bump to a little girl in the front. He walks to the front of the ring and slowly rolls in all the way to the center. Once in the center of the ring he stands up and gives another lazy thumbs up. The fans cheer him on as he slowly strolls to his corner taking off his jean vest, and shirt of himself wearing the shirt. He leans in his corner, waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Boone Magnar is going to be facing the men who went for a TV title against his brother.

King-Joey Terrys won, but you can’t not include Kenny…he’d send the Melon Gods after you.

Kris Gaffney-Suppose you don’t want that…

Living on the edge by Aerosmith blasts the PA system. Purple and white lights fill and flash throughout the arena. A spotlight shines down atop of the ramp. After moments of build up Joey Terrys walks out from behind the curtain and makes his presence standing in the spotlight. The spotlight slowly dissipates as Joey makes his way to the ring giving fists bumps and slapping hands of fans on his way down.)

JR-Joey Terrys as mentioned is the number one contender to the TV championship.

King-We’ll see how he does against…GOD!!

Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll see if he can catch GOD!

[Kenny Omegrape and Joey Terrys staring down each other. Kenny oMegrape eats grapes, and Joey Terrys isnt’ having any of that, so he throws a fist. Kenny Omegrape ducks under, and he pushes Joey Terrys forward, and Boone Magnar who has his hands in his pockets, just gets hit by Joey Terrys, and he falls out of the ring with his hands in his pockets. Kenny Omegrape waits for Joey Terrys to stumble towards him, and once he does Kenny Omegrape has a pie set up in the ring. He sets up Joey Terrys, and he runs to the ropes, and he hits a diving face crusher right into the pie. Kenny OMegrape goes into the cover on Joey Terrys. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………2…….Boone Magnar grabs Kenny Omegrape’s foot to break up the pin.]

JR-I have my doubts that would have worked.

King-That’s because your JR, and the Melon Gods hate you!

Kris Gaffney-Guess it’s bad to be on the wrong side of god.

[Kenny Omegrape rakes the eyes of Boone Magnar after he pulled him out of the ring. Kenny Omegrape runs at Boone Magnar, and Boone counters with an arm drag. Kenny Omegrape grabs a Melon chair, and he gets kicked into the face with a drop kick to the face of Kenny Omegrape. Boone Magnar tries to get back into the ring, but he’s about to be attached by Joey Terrys. Boone Magnar is able to counter with a hangman. Joey Terrys stumbles away stunned, and he climbs up to nearest top turnbuckle. Boone Magnar puts his hands in his pockets, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block. The ref goes into position tomake the count. The ref counts 1………..2…….KICK OUT by Joey Terrys!!]

JR-Almost three on the number one contender for the TV championship.

King-That wouldn’t have been good if Terrys couldn’t beat the brother of the TV champion, what would happen when he faced Jaimie?

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…that’s how that works…

[Boone Magnar goes for a super kick after Joey Terrys attempt to get up to his feet, but Joey Terrys moves out of the way. Boone Magnar runs at Joey Terrys. Joey Terrys throws Boone Magnar into the Kenny Omegrape who had been on the apron. He falls off of the apron. Boone Magnar stumbles around, and Joey Terrys connects with the deckhand!! Joey Terrys goes into the cover on Boone Magnar. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……..KICK OUT by Boone Magnar. Joey Terrys takes a few moments to rest up, and after he stands up. He connects with a few stomps on the downed Boone Magnar as he considers what to attempt next. Boone Magnar gets up, and he connects with a few fists to the face that knocks him back into the ropes. Kenny Omegrape tries to take advantage of this, but Terrys counters by throwing him into Boone. Boone falls out of the ring.Joey Terrys tries to whip Kenny OMegrape off of the ropes, and he whips him to the ropes, and he attempts to go for the biggest catch, but Kenny Omegrape blocks it.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape is doing everything he can to keep away from that move.

King-And so he should.

Kris Gaffney-…and he can do that, because Melon Gods?

King-you know it!

[Kenny Omegrape throws off Joey Terrys. Kenny Omegrape hits a running boot to the face of Boone Magnar trying to get back into the mat. Kenny Omegrape grabs a chair, and he turns around right into a deckhand by Joey Terrys that sends the chair back into Kenny Omegrape’s face. Kenny Omegrape goes down on the mat. Joey Terrys goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!]

JR-Joey Terrys gets the win.

King-The Melon Gods put that chair there.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring. )

JR-Zack Ryder is someone you can never count out in a fight.

King-You can almost never count he’ll never release his ring entrance film.

Kris Gaffney-One day we’ll get a music video of nothing more of ramp walking.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system as Walter Melon walks out on the stage with Jack Heyman walking behind him. He steps inside of the ring. “Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he continues down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

King-The Melon Gods made sure Tony Ikeda didn’t get the spotlight.

Kris Gaffney-Guess that’s what he gets for using inferior fruit.

King-Damn right!

JR-All three of these competitors have experience in championship situations.

King-Only one has GOD on his side.

[Zack Ryder fists pumps, Walter Melon talks about the Melon Gods. Tony Ikeda says “baddddddddddddddddd”!! Zack Ryder, and Walter Melon throws fists to the face. Wlater Melon ducks under one of the fists to the face, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. As he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder connects with a drop kick that sends Walter Melon falling backwards, and outside of the irng. Zack Ryder rusn to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a suicide dive on Walter Melon on the outside of the ring, and Zack Ryder and Walter Melon are having issues trying to get up to their feet. Walter Melon goes for a fist to the face, but Zack Ryder ducks under, and Ryder connects with a belly to back right into the barricade.]

JR-That is quite impact by Zack Ryder.

King-Tony’s probably a fan.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder if he would be if Ryder tried to win this match right now.

King-He probably already assumed he’s in the ring with god, why try?

[Walter Melon gets picked up by Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, but Walter Melon catches it. Walter Melon runs towards the ring post, and throws Zack Ryder back first into the ring post. Walter Melon crawls to the crowd, where Ashley Irvine is eating watermelon. Walter Melon grabs it from her, and smashes it on the face of Tony Ikeda. Ashley Irvine yells “WATERMELON!!” and gets a new one, and eats more. Walter Melon throws Tony Ikeda into the ring. Walter Melon slides into the ring, and he waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda turns towards Walter Melon. Walter Melon connects with the spitting seeds!!]

JR-This could it.

King-But then again. Maybe The Melon Gods didn’t want it to end here…ever think of that.

Kris Gaffney-Hard not to…

[Walter Melon goes into the cover. Zack Ryder grabs Walter Melon’s foot, and pulls him off of the cover from the outside of the ring. Ryder jumps on the apron. Walter Melon connects with a hard fist to the face. Walter Melon turns around, and Tony Ikeda drops him with a full nelson suplex!! Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref counts 1……………2………..Zack Ryder breaks up the three count. Tony Ikeda picks up Zack Ryder, and he hits a few fists to the face, and he attempts to hook Ryder for a full nelson suplex, but it’s countered with a snapmare. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, Zack Ryder connects with the Rough Ryder on Tony Ikeda!! Ryder goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1…………..2………..Walter Melon comes flying into the picture with the fruit smash splash!! Zack Ryder rolls away, and Walter Melon goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1…………..2………….3!!]

King-HA! That’s because the Melon Gods said it would happen that way!

Kris Gaffney-Ugh…

("Boss It" plays over the PA System and the crowd boo as they assume Eva Marie is making her way out. It's soon revelaed to be "Eve Marie", AKA Eva Torres in a bad red wig.)

JR: Well... we knew Doudrop had issued an open challenge.... guess Eve has answered it...

King: But that wig might be like a red rag to a bull....

Kris: Her chances just went from.... oh who am I kidding, they were already pretty damn low....

("We Fly" plays next and out comes Doudrop with the title belt over her shoulder. She just heads straight to the ring and throws the title belt onto the ground. The referee calls for the bell and Eve starts yelling at Doudrop to "remember the Eve-Lution" and lay down for her. Doudrop just grabs hold of her and plants her down with the Michinoku Driver instantly. Doudrop goes up to the top rope, and nails the Banzai drop. She goes into the cover for 1..... 2..... 3!)

JR: Well... she wasn't messing around tonight.

King: Is she ever?

Kris: She's not paid by the hour....

(Doudrop snatches up her title belt and leaves with it.)

(We go into a video package before the Women's Royal Rumble, showing highlights from the match 2 years ago which was won by Eva Marie despite her never getting into the ring. As the package ends, the ring announcer introduces "The Superstar who drew number 1" and "I Am The Fire" blasts out over the PA System and Rachel Cena comes out.)

JR: Well Rachel Cena came out in the middle of the pack last year and made it to the final 3... but her determination to stop Laura winning cost her a chance to win herself.

King: If she wants to make up for it this year, she'll have to go the distance.

Kris: Seems the Cena girls have bad luck with drawing numbers....

(No sooner has he said it then "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" plays next and out comes Laura Cena at number 2.)

JR: Oh no....

King: This can't be good.....

Kris: Something tells me this wasn't "random".

(Laura Cena slides into the ring but doesn't interact with the crowd at all. She just locks eyes with her sister across the ring. The bell sounds and the match is underway. The 2 sisters stare each other down and circle the ring a few times, neither one taking their eye off the other. Then Rachel puts out her hands and shrugs. Laura nods her head and the two of them seem to have an understanding. Rachel motions they should wait for number 3, and Laura agrees. The two sisters refuse to fight each other as the count down begins for the #3 entrant. Laura turns to face the ramp to see who it is. The moment she does, Rachel grabs hold of her and hurls her hard out of the ring. Laura is genuinely caught off guard and tumbles to the floor. She gets up looking stunned and Rachel just gives an "oops" look and smirks at her. Laura goes to slide back in, but thinks better of it, and just storms off up the ramp. "Dirty Little Girl" hits next and out comes Mickie James to cheers from the crowd. Mickie skips down the ramp and as she does she passes Laura, and as Laura gets behind her, Mickie gives her a pat on the butt. Laura seemingly doesn't appreciate this at all as she turns around and grabs Mickie from behind and hoists her up and drills her down with the Royally Screwed on the ramp. She then heads behind the curtain. As the camera returns to the ring we see Ashley Irvine has randomly joined Rachel in the ring and the two of them are sitting down eating popcorn. For some reason, Ashley is in her ring gear.)

JR: I have it on good authority that Ashley Irvine is not part of this match.... she is merely dressed like she is part of the match.

King: Hey if there's popcorn going.... I can't blame her.

Kris: I don't think anyone predicted this start....

(Mickie James is trying to recover on the ramp as the coutndown begins again and "Holla" plays over the PA System and Kelly Kelly comes out as the number 4 entrant. Kelly sees that Mickie is struggling and looks to take advantage. She picks Mickie up and throws her into the ring. She slides in herself and looks to throw Mickie straight out, but Mickie is ready for her and the two start trading blows. Ashley has vanished now but Rachel Cena stands across the ring watching the two of them go at it. Mickie quickly gets the better of Kelly and takes her down with a suplex. Mickie climbs to the top rope and then leaps off and takes Kelly down with a hurricanrana. Kelly stumbles up, and walks into a Mick Kick. Mickie then turns and looks at Rachel. She motions for Rachel to get involved in the match, and Rachel just shrugs and charges at Mickie, taking her down with a clothesline. And then she hits another, and another. Kelly Kelly pulls herself up and Rachel Cena just clotheslines her straight over the top rope and out of the match. She then turns her attention to Mickie James, but the countdown starts up again. Mickie starts to get to her feet and they wait to see who is joining them. "Million Dollar Theme" hits next and out comes Rachel's Mother, Natasha Jones, still wearing a wig after having her head shaved in her previous match. Rachel looks amused as Natasha slides into the ring. Mickie goes straight over and kicks Natasha in the midsection and goes for the Mickie-DT immediately, but Natasha elbows her way out and then connects with Your Heart Won't Go On to Mickie James. And of course, Mickie kips straight up, and smirks at Natasha. Natasha charges at her but Mickie ducks out of the way and Natasha nearly collides with Rachel. She stops dead in front of her, and then offers a hug to her daughter. Rachel reluctantly accepts but before we can see if either of them will screw over the other, Natasha yells out and we see Mickie has applied the Vaginal Claw to her! She starts kicking away at Mickie to break the hold when the coutndown begins and out comes number 6... Melonia Trump! Melonia slides into the ring and straight away attacks Mickie James, causing her to break the hold. Natasha cowers in the corner, seemingly freaked out by Mickie as Mickie and Melonia go back and forth. Rachel continues to just watch on, keeping an eye on everyone in the match. Mickie backs Melonia into the corner and then hits a series of Knife Edge chops to her breasts.)

JR: Won't somebody please think of the melons!

King: I rarely think about anything else....

(Mickie is enjoying herself too much to eliminate Melonia as the countdown starts again. This time "Electron" plays over the PA System and Terri Runnels makes her way out to a confused reaction from the crowd who haven't seen Terri in many, many years. She runs into the ring and then goes over and helps Mickie nailing a chop on Melonia, but this upsets Mickie who turns to Terri and asks who she is. Terri goes to slap Mickie, but Mickie catches her hand. Mickie throws Terri Runnels over her knee and then pulls down Terri's shorts, exposing her flech coloured thong to the audience and proceeds to spank her repeatedly. Terri is forced to endure this until Melonia runs over and nails Mickie with a stiff kick to the head in revenge. Terri comes face to face with Melonia and then she yells out "CALL THOSE MELONS?" and proceeds to remove her own top to cheers from the crowd. Terri then undoes her own bra, but before she can remove it, she is spun round and planted with the Get Bent by Natasha Jones. Fortunately her bra stays on despite being undone, but as she turns round onto her chest it comes off, though as she's laying down she's still covered. Natasha pulls it out from under her and then goes over and applies the Tit Panic! The crowd are cheering loudly although they can't see anything because the hold is blocking Terri's breasts from view. Mickie James is up now and watches this amused for a few moments before drilling Natasha with a kick to the head. This causes her to release the hold but Terri falls on her chest, still shielding her. Natasha stumbles backwards and her daughter Rachel Cena scoops her up and positions her for the Tombstone Piedriver. As she does, Natasha's wig falls off to cheers from the crowd. Terri sees this and grabs it to cover herself up and gets to her feet where she's quickly Mick Kicked out of the match. Natasha meanwhile is dropped on her head that still has relatively little hair on it despite how long it has been, and then Rachel picks her up and dumps her out of the match too.)

JR: Well.... it was nice to see Terri, but seemingly she still thinks this is porn....

King: There's a few divas who need to learn the difference....

Kris: And learn which one pays more.

(The countdown begins again and then "Pa-pa-pa-pa-Party" plays and out comes Alicia Fox, making her EMF debut. She slides into the ring and Melonia Trump runs at her and right into a textbook Northern-Lights Suplex. Mickie James then runs at her and they exchange blows. Mickie tries to whip Alicia across the ring but Alicia counters it and sends Mickie into the ropes but Mickie holds on to avoid bouncing back to her. Alicia charges at her looking for a clothesline but Mickie ducks and then dumps Alicia over the top with a big back body drop, but Alicia lands on the apron and holds onto the ropes. Mickie charges at her but Alicia headbutts her through the ropes and then gets back into the ring. As she does she's grabbed by Rachel Cena and planted down with a hard DDT. Melonia runs at Rachel and gets a kick to the midsection and then she gets planted down with a Bastardisation! Rachel tosses Melonia out of the match as the couuntdown starts again and the number 9 entrant is Lana who comes out to cheers from the crowd. She rolls into the ring and runs and hits a kick to the head of Alicia Fox, taking her down. Then she hits a kick to the head of Mickie James and takes her down too. Then she runs and goes for one on Rachel Cena... but Rachel catches her foot and executes a drop toe hold. She then releases Lana to position herself and locks Lana in the Sharpshooter! Lana shrieks out in pain but Alicia Fox has recovered and grabs Rachel from behind and hits a Northern-Lights Suplex on her, taking her down. Alicia gets up as Lana does too and the two of them trade blows but then Alicia hits Lana hard and she stumbles back and walks straight into a Mick Kick from Mickie James. Mickie throws Lana out of the match and then Alicia Fox charges at her and Mickie hits a kick to the midsection and plants Alicia down with a Mickie-DT! But before she can eliminate her, Alicia Fox rolls to the outside and lays on the floor having not gone over the top. The countdown begins again and "Party in the USA" by Miley Cyrus hits. Mickie looks confused at who this is.... and then it's revealed to be none other than Miley Cyrus herself!)

JR: Well business just picked up....

King: Miley has competed in the EMF before.... and her and Mickie have always hated each other....

Kris: She's the last person Mickie wanted to see....

(Miley sprints into the ring and makes a beeline for Mickie and the two of them trade blows. Mickie obviously gets the better of the celebrity and then she kicks Miley in the midsection and positions her for the Mickie-DT. She plants Miley down and Miley looks out of it. Mickie picks Miley up and just throws her straight out of the match and then starts yelling at her. She turns around to see that it is just her and Rachel again. Rachel runs over and hits some right hands on Mickie who returns fire. Rachel is getting the better of the exchange and she kicks Mickie in the gut and looks like she is positioning her for the Get Bent. At the last moment though she decides to re-position Mickie and seems to be going for a Reverse of Fates instead. The hesitation costs her as Mickie elbows her way out and then grabs Rachel by the hair and pulls her head back. It looks like she's going for the Long Kiss Goodnight, but Rachel is saved by the buzzer going off and #11 Christy Hemme comes running down the ramp. Mickie tosses Rachel aside and goes to meet Hemme and the two of them exchange blows. Rachel looks disguted at what nearly happened but as there's no one to fight she stands back. Alicia Fox is now up on the outside but is in no rush to rejoin the action. Christy Hemme gets the upper hand on Mickie due to being fresher and kicks her in the midsection and then plants her down with a Twist of Fate! She climbs to the top rope and measures Mickie for the FFG but suddenly Alicia Fox jumps onto the apron and tries to throw Hemme out from there. Hemme hits her with a hard elbow and sends Alicia back to the floor, still in the match. Mickie has got up by now though so instead Hemme leaps off looking for a hurricanrana but Mickie grabs her and powerbombs her down as the timer starts going again. Alicia Fox gets up holding her face and looking angry and then "It's not me, it's you" hits and she looks delighted as her daughter, Charlotte Crawford emerges.)

JR: Charlotte is a former EMF Women's Champion.... and seemingly the 3rd Cena sibling to enter this match.

King: She doesn't want to be reminded of that.

Kris: But how much would she love to win this over her 2 sisters?

(Charlotte comes down the ramp and hugs her mother and the 2 of them start to gameplan. Rachel has had enough of Alicia stalling on the outside and runs at her to hit a baseball slide but Alicia grabs her and dumps her to the floor. As she went under the ropes she's not eliminated. Mickie James charges at Charlotte but Charlotte reacts quickly and hits a Northern-Lights Suplex. Mickie stumbles up to her feet and walks into another one from Alicia and then Mother and Daughter celebrate together. Christy Hemme runs at Charlotte and the two trade blows. Christy overpowers her and kicks her in the midsection, looking for the Twist of Fate, but Alicia Fox hits a chopblock on Hemme causing her to stumble and Charlotte then suplexes Hemme down. Mother and daughter hug again and try and decide which one to take out. They look set on Mickie when the buzzer goes off again and "With Legs Like That" plays over the PA System and Mickie's girlfriend Maria Kanellis comes running down the ramp. She slides in and hammers away on Alicia who was holding Mickie up with Charlotte. The distraction gives Mickie time to recover and she reaches up and applies a vaginal claw to Charlotte who screams out and starts trying to kick Mickie away. Meanwhile Maria plants Alicia down with the Beautiful Bulldog! Charlotte kicks Mickie away but then eats a Mick Kick for her troubles. Mickie and Maria look at each other and then make out, to the delight of the crowd. But Charlotte Crawford has recovered and gets to her feet and grabs Maria and plants her down with a Northern-Lights Suplex! Before Mickie can even react though Charlotte is spun round by a returning Rachel Cena and planted down with a Bastardisation! Rachel hurls her sister out of the ring.)

JR: Well, Rachel Cena has now eliminated 2 siblings in the same match.

King: This one a bit less shocking, or was it?

Kris: At this point, who even knows.

(Alicia Fox gets up and sees her daughter eliminated and screams in frustration. She turns around and Rachel Cena kicks her in the midsection and hits Alicia with the Reverse of Fates! Rachel throws Alicia out to join her daughter. The buzzer sounds again and out comes Trish Stratus. Trish slides into the ring and immediately helps Mickie to her feet. She motions that her, Mickie and Maria should form a team and Mickie seems to agree. But then Mickie pushses Trish right into the path of Rachel Cena who plants her down with a Bastardisation and then throws her out straight away. Mickie and Maria regroup on one side of the ring and Rachel looks over at Christy Hemme and the two of them seem to form an uneasy alliance. Mickie runs at Hemme while Maria and Rachel go at it. All 4 women brawl for a while and Mickie gets the upper hand on Hemme and when she does she pulls Hemme's hair back and this time wastes no time executing the Long Kiss Goodnight on Hemme and kicking her in the head. Rachel has easily got the better of Maria Kanellis and is about to eliminate her when the buzzer sounds for #15.... AJ Lee. AJ skips down to the ring and immediately goes to work on Rachel, allowing Maria to recover. Meanwhile Mickie picks up Hemme but Hemme springs to life and unloads on Mickie with viscious right hands, seemingly pissed off by the memories Mickie has bought back. Hemme kicks Mickie in the midsection and plants her down with a viscious twist of fate! Hemme looks like she's about to eliminate Mickie when Maria Kanellis grabs her and tries to Irish Whip Hemme in the ropes, but Hemme counters it and sends Maria into the ropes. She then runs and clotheslines Maria hard to the outside. Maria is eliminated just as number 16, Bayley makes her way to the ring. Hemme picks up Mickie James and tries to throw her out of the ring but Mickie fires back with right hands and then a kick to the midsection and a Mickie-DT! Meanwhile Rachel Cena has gotten the better of AJ Lee and plants her down with the Reverse of Fates! But AJ then springs to her feet and yells that Amy does it better. She kicks Rachel in the midsection and goes for the move herself, but before she can, Bayley grabs AJ Lee from behind and nails a huge Bayley-to-Belly! AJ bounces up to her feet and stumbles and falls over the top rope. Mickie picks Hemme up, still clearly hurting and throws her into the ropes where Hemme grabs the top rope to avoid going over it. Mickie charges at Hemme and hits a huge clothesline and sends her out of the match. She turns around right into a huge Bayley-to-Belly but as Mickie lands, Rachel grabs Bayley and hurls her out of the ring. But AJ Lee is still not happy about the move she took from Rachel and she slides into the ring with a steel chair in hand. Rachel turns around and AJ Lee smacks her in the gut, and then plants Rachel Cena down with a Reverse of Fates onto the steel chair. AJ leaves and Mickie sits up and looks over at the downed Rachel Cena as the crowd start to chant for Amy..... but what they get at number 17 is "Best of Both Worlds", the theme song to Hannah Montana blasting out as number 17 is introduced as Hannah Montana. She slides into the ring and makes a beeline for Mickie again who is a lot more tired now. Mickie runs at her but Hannah spears her down hard. Mickie goes down hard and as she stumbles up she's thrown over the top rope by Hannah. She lands on the apron and gets to her feet as Hannah charges at her, but Mickie grabs hold of her and refuses to go down. But then as Mickie is about to pull Hannah over the top, Rachel grabs her and pulls her back. Hannah then charges at Mickie again and sends her flying to cheers from the crowd. Mickie James is finally eliminated. Hannah turns to celebrate with Rachel but Rachel kicks her in the midsection and nails the Bastardisation and then throws her out of the ring to boos from the crowd.)

JR: Rachel Cena started this match.... and now she once again has the ring to herself.

King: Quick, get the popcorn!

Kris: There's no time....

(Rachel is still holding her head from the chair that AJ used when "Bad Reputation" hits and out comes Ronda Rousey at #18. Rachel rolls her eyes like she can't believe it. Ronda hits the ring and immediately starts to throw punches at Rachel, who can barely defend herself at this point. Ronda gets her in the corner and starts to box away at her. Ronda then grabs her and suplexes her down. She grabs Rachel's arm, and applies the armbar! But Rachel has the awareness to reach out and grab the steel chair that's still in the ring, and then uses it to hit Ronda. She doesn't get much impact on it, but it's enough to break the hold. Rachel stumbles up but walks into Piper's Pit from Ronda! Ronda is all smiles as she adjusts her shorts and then picks Rachel up from the mat. But Rachel Cena shocks her with a slap to the face and then a kick to the midsection and a Bastardisation! The countdown begins and number 19 is Tiffany. She runs down to the ring and leaps up looking for a TNT on Rachel, but Rachel grabs her and transitions her and drops her down for a Tombstone Piledriver. Ronda gets up and hits a few more punches but Rachel DDTs her down and then hurls out Tiffany who was climbing to her feet. With Ronda down, Rachel pulls herself to the top rope and then leaps off, looking for a Shooting Star Press. Ronda rolls out of the way and as Rachel is coming down she grabs her ankle and tries to apply an ankle lock.... but Rachel uses her other leg to kick Ronda square in the head. Ronda bounces backwards and Rachel kips up and then runs and clotheslines her out of the ring. Rachel falls to the mat looking drained and tries to catch her breath before the final entrant.... as "Boss It" plays.)

JR: Oh look who drew number 20..... again.

King: She's so lucky!

Kris: Sure seems that way....

(Eva Marie walks out onto the ramp looking self important and heads down to the ring. She climbs into it and picks up the steel chair that AJ dropped earlier. She holds it over Rachel's head as Rachel sits up. Eva goes to smash her with the chair, but Rachel catches it and climbs back to her feet. The two of them both pull on the chair but then Rachel lets go and Eva, not expecting it, stumbles forward. Rachel wastes no time kicking her in the midsection when she turns around and Eva drops the chair. Rachel then plants her down with a huge Bastardisation onto the chair. She looks exhausted as she picks Eva up and throws her out of the ring to the floor below.)

JR: It's over! Rachel Cena ran the gauntlet and now she will face Doudrop at First Blood.

King: And that might be a tougher test than facing 19 women tonight....

Kris: Speaking of....

(Suddenly Doudrop is in the ring. She picks Rachel Cena up and plants her with the Michinoku Driver. She stands over Rachel and raises the EMF Women's Championship as we fade into a video package for the main event.)

[I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loudspeakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face….]

JR-Azar Vulcan is walking into this match as the Extreme champion.

King-Shouldn’t Jackson Gunner just run down, and hand the title….he’s just prolonging what we already know.

Kris Gaffney-Sounds like a way to make money…

**Lights go completely black and the sounds of Motorcycles revving can be heard throughout the arena as visuals of The Wolf Pack Harley’s can be seen on the tron. The lights begin flashing, Joyner Lucas- “Look Alive” (Remix) hits as smoke filling the arena as a visual of group of motorcycles is on the ramp. The backstage certain moves and out comes Levi. The crowd lets out cheers as Levi stands at the center of the ramp and beats his chest He looks around with a smile on his face and he beats his chest before sprinting down the stage.**

JR-Levi has shown the ability to hit the big move, I would not count him out.

King-Considering I hate high risk moves…I already did.

Kris Gaffney-Seemly unless it’s a flying fist drop from the second rope…

King-Yeah…that’s OK.

(Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth, blasts over the loudspeakers and the crowd erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans while holding his World Championship draped over the back of his shoulder. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stairs slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.)

JR-Jackson Gunner has the odd’s against him.

King-Not the first time.

Kris Gaffney-And probably not the last.

[Jackson Gunner, Levi, and Azar Vulcan stand in the middle of the ring. The wrestlers are looking for the first move, and suddenly Azar Vulcan goes for the Money Maker on Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner is able to duck under, and Jackson Gunner pushes him forward towards Levi. Levi falls backwards, and he falls out of the ring, and Azar stumbles around, and Jackson Gunner comes off of the orpes, and he connects with a spring board cutter off of the second rope. Azar Vulcan’s face bounces off of the mat, and he rolls on to his back. Jackson Gunner goes into the cover on Azar Vulcan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……..Levi reaches into the ring, and he grabs Jackson Gunner’s leg breaking up the count, and he pulls Jackson Gunner out of the ring. Levi connects with a back flip kick stumbling backwards. Levi runs at Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner counters with a drop toe hold that sends Levi flying face first into the steel steps.]

JR-The World Champion starts out of the gates strong.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he didn’t get the memo that he’s not better than Azar.

King-He’ll get it soon enough…

[Levi falls down on the mat. Jackson Gunner waits for Levi to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Jackson Gunner lifts up Levi, and he goes for the burning Samoan, but Levi slides out of the back, and he pushes him forward. Jackson Gunner goes into the barricade. Levi turns around as Azar Vulcan is running at him, but Levi is able to counter with a back body drop that sends him flying over the barricade sending him towards Jackson Gunner, and Azar Vulcan takes out Azar Vulcan as he lands. Jackson Gunner, and Azar Vulcan pull themselves up to their feet. Not being pleased at what happened, they start to throw fists to the face. What they don’t notice is off camera a ladder has been propped up on the barricade. The camera turns to get a shot of Levi running up the ladder on to the barricade, and he takes out both Jackson Gunner, and Azar Vulcan with a standing shooting star press. All three wrestlers are now down as the crowd cheers that last move. All three wrestlers attempt to recover, as they slowly make it up to their feet.]

JR-That was quite the move.

King-Although it hurt him almost as much as his opponents.

Kris Gaffney-Guess as long as the crowd cheered.

King-If it gets him the championship, then I’ll be impressed.

[Levi tries to go after Azar Vulcan, but Azar Vulcan is able to rake his eyes, and he drives him backwards, and hits him hard into the stage back first. Levi stumbles back towards him. Azar Vulcan hits a flying knee to the face of Levi. Azar Vulcan grabs Levi, and he throws him on a nearby table, and he stands up on the table, and he puts him into a vertical suplex position, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a brain buster through the table!! Levi seems out of it. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Levi. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……..Jackson Gunner is able to break up the three count. Azar Vulcan takes a few moments to think of what to do next, and Azar Vulcan is able to get a chair, and he smashes it over the top of the head.]

JR-That might have done it right there.

King-Why are we having this match again? We already know Azar is better…

Kris Gaffney-Money?

King-Oh right…Azar likes that too.

[Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Jackson Gunner. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2………..Levi comes out of no where with Wolves have wings, but at the last moment Azar Vulcan moves out of the way. Levi hits Jackson Gunner, but not Azar. Levi gets up to his feet, and Levi gets hit with the Money Maker!! Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Levi. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………..3!!]

JR-Azar Vulcan wins via move that Levi doesn’t often pull out.

King-Now we know why!

(Azar Vulcan holds up the Extreme championship, and the World Championship, before placing the Extreme Championship to the mat, and leaving with the World Championship as Latino Heat goes off the air.)