EMF Latino Heat

EMF: Latino Heat
	(We open up with the copyright information. We go into a highlight video as it shows various shots of Eddie Guerrero along with various shots of current EMF superstars. It ends with an introduction screen that welcomes us to Latino Heat 2021. We go into the darken arena. Pyrotechnics rain down on the specially made stage. When the light turn on and gets a few shots of the crowd yelling and waving the signs. The camera zooms out and displays the location information. We get one more shot.) JR-The EMF comes to you live from Dallas, Texas. Welcome everyone to the 2021 edition of Latino Heat. Through some tricky the Wretched Nobody was able to gain a World Title shot. King- I don’t think it was tricky at all, I think Tony let him get it. Kris Gaffney-Pay back for him saying that he let him win. JR- No matter the case, the time is here for this match. So let’s get this show started with the opening contest. ("Cry Little Sister" plays over the PA System as Rebecca Michelle heads down to the ring for her Women's Title match against Eva Maria. However, she once again has a microphone, and addresses the audience.) Rebecca Michelle: On the same Shockwave where I earned this title shot.... I asked Mickie James a very important question. And I still haven't had my answer. Mickie hasn't been returning my calls.... and I don't understand it. But what better place for this Hot Latina to get engaged than at the Latino Heat Pay Per View! Mickie, I'm sorry for what happened, but I'm calling you out here tonight so we can patch this up.... and get engaged like I know you want to! Please answer me Mickie..... ("Dirty Little Girl" plays over the PA System and Rebecca smiles but Mickie doesn't emerge. Suddenly, she slides into the ring behind Rebecca, and connects with a Mick Kick. Mickie continues to beat down Rebecca and is heard shouting "WHERE IS SHE?!" and she plants Rebecca down with a Mickie-DT. Suddenly "Boss It" plays and Eva Marie rushes to the ring. Mickie rolls her eyes and stares down Eva, who calls for the bell. The referee rings it and Eva pins Rebecca for 1..... 2...... 3! Eva slides out of the ring with her title and heads back up the ramp. Rebecca sits up slowly, realising what happened, and shrieks in rage. She then takes the microphone again and despite being hurt, she addresses Mickie who is still in the ring.) Rebecca: You know we could have forgotten all about Maria.... gotten married and been very happy together. But you've made the wrong decision. And now you've cost me my title shot.... and that..... can't be forgiven. (Mickie laughs at her but suddenly Nikki Bella, Trish Stratus and Velvet Sky slide into the ring and surround Mickie. Mickie has no idea what is going on. Nikki throws a punch at Mickie who blocks it but that just leaves the opening for Trish to connect with the Chick Kick. Mickie stumbles back with into a Beauty Mark from Velvet.... she stays on her feet and Nikki scoops her up and nails the Rack Attack! Mickie goes down and rolls to the outside but is clearly hurting. Rebecca shouts at her.) Rebecca: The easy way out was you married me..... forgave me for attacking Maria... and we both lives happily ever after... but you've chosen war. So here is my proposal. You form a team.... to face my team at First Blood in the traditional Lock Box match. 5 on 5. Whichever team gets 3 or more winners.... is the winning team. If your team wins... I'll release Maria from where I'm holding her, and I'll leave the EMF forever. But.... if I win.... you'll accept my proposal.... marry me.... and never see Maria again! And before you thinkof rejecting my terms.... just know you won't find her without my help. So I guess it depends how much you like that little slut but let me tell you.... she doesn't like what I'm putting her through. I guess I'll see you at First Blood..... darling.... and I hope we can patch this up.... (Rebecca drops the microphone and blows a kiss to Mickie as she heads up the ramp). Lights flash through the arena as "One and Only" by CFO$ hits.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b25g6AyBWSQ (From the back steps Ricochet wearing a jean hooded vest opened up, his wrestling trunks, knee pads, wrestling boots and taped up wrists. He’s sort of dancing as he walks to the center of the ramp and looks out to the crowd, slowly. He adjusts his vest and begins his decent down the rampway, confidently as he looks out towards the crowd. Once beside the ring, he quickly comes up onto the ring apron, spins on his knee and stands up so he is facing the crowd. He pulls his hood off, points out to the crowd, turns and grabs ahold of the top rope as he easily leaps up over, flipping and corkscrewing over the top rope and twirling once he hits the mat with his arms out wide. He quickly climbs the turnbuckle, points to the crowd once more, then holds his hand low and slowly raises it high into the sky. He leaps off of the turnbuckle, sprints to the opposite side and repeats. He flips off of the turnbuckle, tosses his vest off and then makes his way to his corner for his match to begin.) JR-Ricochet will be a very interesting match for the Wretched Nobody. Kris Gaffney-He definitely brings speed and high flying ability. King-All things I hate, smash him good Wretch. We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. JR-As King said, it’s going to be very difficult to picture the Wretched Nobody power not being a factor. King- That’s a problem for Ricochet. [The Wretched Nobody and Ricochet stand in the middle of the ring. The bell rings, before Ricochet can do anything. The Wretched Nobody locks up, and before Ricochet can react The Wretched Nobody quickly drives him back in the air, and he throws him in the corner, The Wretched Nobody runs at Ricochet, but it’s countered by diving out of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody crashes into the corner. Ricochet grabs the Wretched Nobody’s head, and he drops down, and he connects with a hang man. The Wretched Nobody staggers backwards. Ricochet sling shots himself up to the top rope, and readjusts on the top rope spinning around back towards the ring, and he jumps off of the top rope into a top rope moonsault press that connects on the Wretched Nobody. Ricochet goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..The Wretched Nobody kicks out quickly. Ricochet gets up as the Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody rushes towards him, and he goes for a trephination, but it’s ducked under by Ricochet. The Wretched Nobody turns right into a drop sault that connects on the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody staggers backwards, he hits the ropes, and runs right into the waiting Ricochet who kicks the Wretched Nobody in the gut, he grabs his head, and he runs up the ropes, and drops him with a tornado DDT.] JR-So far Ricochet has been able to use his speed advantage to keep away from the power advantage. King-Some have been able to do that before…but it never lasts. Kris Gaffney-That’s true. [Ricochet goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope for a shooting star press. And it seems like it connects, but suddenly Ricochet’s eyes grow large, and the Wretched Nobody caught him around the throat, and the Wretched Nobody stands up, and he hurls Ricochet in the corner. Ricochet bounces off of the corner, and the Wretched Nobody puts him down with a hard fist to the face. Ricochet slowly gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody is no where to be seen from Ricochet’s perspective, he turns around right into a big spear by the Wretched Nobody. Ricochet rolls out of the ring. The Wretched Nobody scares away the ref. The Wretched Nobody follows Ricochet to the outside of the ring. The Wretched Nobody grabs Ricochet and he lifts him up, and he throws him hard into the ring steps. The steps go flying, and the Wretched Nobody grabs Ricochet up once again, and he lifts him up by his neck, and he drops him back first into an almost stair base aided spine chiller. The Wretched Nobody grabs Ricochet, and he throws him into the ring.] JR-It seems that Ricochet has angered the Monster. King-Probably not a good sign for him. [Ricochet slowly gets up and the Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination, but Ricochet is able to duck it. Ricochet hooks Wretched Nobody as he staggers out of the corner, and he drops him with a asai DDT. Grabbing on to the leg of the Wretched Nobody the last move was able to both shock and effect the Wretched Nobody enough that Ricochet is able to hold him for the 1……………..2……………….3!! Wretched Nobody powers out after the final three, and throws Ricochet out of the ring.] JR-What an upset!! King-I’m upset, but I think Ricochet is going to be more upset when he has to pay for this. ("Bring It Down" begins to blast through the PA speakers, signifying the entrance of the man that just betrayed Roman Reigns at Cold Day in Hell. The fans immediately start booing loud enough for a man to go deaf, Will Ospreay steps out onto the stage wearing his green coat, looking out at the fans in disgust before starting to make his way towards the ring. Ospreay stops midway on the ramp, spotting a fan holding a sign that says "Ospreay Fears Roman!" in the front row. Ospreay takes the sign away from the fan, proceeding to rip it in half, smirking after the job's done. The fan begins to flip Ospreay off, which only manages to please Ospreay more before he continues making his way to the ring. Will Ospreay slowly makes his way up the steel stairs, making sure to take a long time just to annoy the fans even more. Ospreay turns towards the fans when he's on the apron, looking out at the crowd that has a murderous presence right now. Will Ospreay steps through the middle ropes, going to the center of the ring where he outstretches his arms with his palms facing upwards. He slowly spins around, letting the crowd know that they are currently in the presence of a god. Ospreay goes into his respective corner afterwards to start the match.) JR-Will Ospreay is very talented. King-Well, think he’s better than Azar, I don’t think so. Kris Gaffeny- Guess we’ll see. (“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loudspeakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face and his Television Championship on one shoulder as his Tag Team Championship is strapped around his waist.. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.) Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is one half of the Extreme Measures Federation Tag Team Champions and he is also the EMF Television Champion, The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan! (He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans' boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.) JR-Azar has been defending the championship for quite a while now. King-That’s because he’s better than everyone, and they know it…it’s like comparing me to JR. Kris Gaffney-I assume JR is the one that sucks. King-You’d be right. [Azar Vulcan and Will Ospreay stand in the middle of the ring. They throw fists to the face. Neither is seemly winning the exchange, but to make sure that he doesn’t fall behind AZzar Vulcan rakes the eyes of Will Ospreay. Then with Ospreay blinded, he connects with fists to the face that isn’t returned. Azar Vulcan tries to whip Will Ospreay to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Will Ospreay. Azar Vulcan bounces off of the ropes. Will Ospreay goes for a clothesline, but Azar Vulcan ducks under Will Ospreay turns around, and Azar Vulcan connects with a spinning back elbow to the side of the he spins around into a spinning diving clothesline that puts down Will Ospreay. Azar Vulcan picks up Will Ospreay, and he connects with a few fists to the face that knocks him back into the ropes, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, and he does. Will Ospreay bounces off of the ropes, and Azar Vulcan jumps up and he connects with a flying knee to the face that drops Will Ospreay. Will Ospreay gets up to his feet, but clearly he’s dazed. Azar Vulcan kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up into a vertical suplex. Azar Vulcan lifts him up, and he drops him with a brain buster that puts him down on the mat. Will Ospreay seems out of it. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Will Ospreay. The ref goes itno position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………KICK OUT by Will Ospreay. Azar Vulcan stares down the ref, and he starts to hammer Will Ospreay with a few mounted fists to the top of the head of Will Ospreay. The ref warns him, finally he stops.] JR-The TV champion need to watch out here. King-Why? Getting DQed doesn’t help Will Ospreay. Kris Gaffney-I’m certain that Azar doesn’t want an unclean win. King-No matter what happens, he’s already better than everyone, and everyone knows it. [Azar Vulcan waits for Will Ospreay, and he gets up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. He goes for the Money Maker. But Will Ospreay ducks under, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Azar Vulcan tursn around right into a spear that puts down Azar Vulcan. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1………..2………..3……….4……..both wrestlers are slow to get up to their feet………5………..6………..7………both wrestlers are up to their feet. Azar Vulcan throws a fist to the face. Will Ospreay ducks under, and Azar Vulcan gets hooked with a waist lock, and he takes him over and drops him with a german suplex. Will Ospreay spins up, and he gets up, and he drops him with another german suplex. Will Ospreay spins up, and he gets up, and he connects with another german suplex. Will Ospreay takes a few moments to rest up, and once he gets up to his feet he takes a few moments to rest up. He watches as Azar Vulcan recovers, and he gets up to his feet. Will Ospreay runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Will Ospreay connects with a sling blade dropping Azar Vulcan.] JR-Will Ospreay is taking it to Azar. King-Seemly he didn’t get the memo of him not being better than Azar. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure you’d be happy to tell him… [Will Ospreay waits for Azar Vulcan, and he lifts him up for London has fallen, but Azar struggles out of the back. Will goes for a clothesline, Azar ducks under, and Will almost hits the ref, but with that distraction Azar is able to hit an undetected back low blow. Azar measures up on Will Ospreay, and he connects with the Money Maker. Will Ospreay goes down. Azar goes into the cover on Will Ospreay. The ref counts 1……………..2……………3!!] JR-Desperation might have allowed Azar to get out of here with the victory. King-If this was Mack Daddy, he’d slap you…maybe Azar might do it too. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage and he gets footage of him walking down to the ring with his web camera. Zack Ryder enters the ring.) King-One day I’m just going to lose it, and just grab the web camera, and run. Kris Gaffney-I believe him… JR-……… On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off. JR-This feud has gone on quite a while, but after Killer Tschida was able to defeat Ryder it was said it was only a matter of time for another one. King-Guess they upped the bar for this one. Kris Gaffney-Guess so. [Zack Ryder and Killer Tschida go face to face. Zack Ryder pumps up the crowd, but this doesn’t please Killer Tschida at all because this is exactly what Killer didn’t like about Zack Ryder in the first place. Killer Tschida takes a swing at Zack Ryder, but seemly Zack Ryder knew this and it was all a trap. Zack Ryder ducks under, and he hooks him, and connects with a jaw breaker. Killer Tschida staggers backwards. Zack Ryder measures up, and he runs at Killer Tschida, and he connects with a clothesline over the top rope, and Killer Tschida crashes into the mat. Killer Tschida gets picked up by Zack Ryder, and he lifts him up, and he drives him hard into the hell in a cell again, and again, and again. Zack Ryder drops him down and he falls down on the mat. Zack Ryder grabs Killer Tschida and he whips him hard into the ring steps. Zack Ryder crashes into the ring steps. Zack Ryder throws Killer Tschida into the ring, and Zack Ryder climbs up on the apron. Zack Ryder goes up to the top rope, and he waits for Killer Tschida to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a missile drop kick that makes him fall down on the mat. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………………………..2………………….KICK OUT BY KILLER TSCHIDA!!] JR-Zack Ryder is taking the fight to Killer Tschida. King-He used his rage against him. Kris Gaffney-That’s usually how it works. [Zack Ryder waits for Killer Tschida to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, but Killer Tschida is able to duck under. Zack Ryder turns around, and he gets blasted with a killer kick that makes Zack Ryder goes down on the mat. Killer Tschida falls down on the mat, and he takes a few moments to rest up. Killer Tschida goes into the ropes, and he pulls himself up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Zack Ryder runs at Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida is able to counter with a hot shot that sends Zack Ryder flying, and Zack Ryder hits the top rope. Zack Ryder staggers backwards. Killer Tschida lifts up Zack Ryder, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex putting down Zack Ryder. Killer Tschida throws his arm over Zack Ryder for a pin cover, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………Zack Ryder rolling the shoulder up breaking up the count. Zack Ryder and Killer Tschida are slow to get up to their feet. Zack Ryder gets hit with a few fists by Killer Tschida to the face that knocks him backwards. Killer Tschida attempts to whip Zack Ryder to the ropes, but its’ reversed by Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder lowers his head, but Killer Tschida is able to counter with a swinging neck breaker that connects on Zack Ryder.] JR-Killer Tschida is making a come back here. King-I’m sure Toots approves [Zack Ryder is down, and Killer Tschida goes out of the ring, and he returns with a chair, he puts Zack Ryder on the chair. Killer Tschida goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and Killer Tschida goes for a double flying stomp while Ryder’s on the chair, but Ryder mvoes out of the way, Killer Tschida is able to move his legs to avoid landing on the chair. He turns around and he gets a Rough Ryder right into the chair!! Ryder goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………..3!!] JR-Killer Tschida went for the big move, but Ryder had one more than Killer Tschida on this night. Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage. JR-Ricky Vegas is a former IC champion, and he’s going to look to get on the road for gold here. King-And gambling references. Kris Gaffney-Indeed. Midnight Tiger makes his entrance amid a sea of neon lights, dressed in an ornate cape and costume as he makes his way down to the ring. JR-Midnight Tiger has shown that he has a lot of talent though. Kris Gaffney-Even though he can’t take the chances that Ricky can. King-Sometimes that’s not a bad thing. [Ricky Vegas and Midnight Tiger stand in the middle of the irng, they pace around the ring. They lock up, and Ricky Vegas hits a knee lift to the gut, and he tries to whip Midnight Tiger to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Midnight Tiger. Ricky Vegas bounces off of the ropes, and he goes for a clothesline, but Ricky Vegas ducks under, and he connects with a jab (ONE) connects with another jab (TWO) connects with another jab (THREE) connects with another jab (FOUR) connects with another jab (FIVE) connects with another jab (SIX) connects with another jab. Ricky Vegas backs up for an extra big fist to the face, but Midnight Tiger tries to beat him to the punch, and Ricky Vegas ducks under. Midnight Tiger bounces off of the ropes, and Ricky Vegas connects with his extra hard fist to knock him down to complete the crap shoot. Ricky Vegas backs up into the corner, and he motions for Midnight Tiger to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Ricky Vegas runs out of the corner, and flattens Midnight Tiger with a full house. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Midnight Tiger. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Midnight Tiger!! Ricky Vegas picks up Midnight Tiger, and he drops him with a body slam. Ricky Vegas pick up Midnight Tiger, and drops him with another body slam.] JR-Ricky Vegas going for the three of a kind. King-Somehow I got a bad feeling about its effectiveness. Kris Gaffney-Wonder why… [Midnight Tiger is set up for another body slam, but Midnight Tiger is able to slide out of the back. Midnight Tiger hooks Ricky Vegas, and he connects with a dragon suplex. Ricky Vegas hits the mat hard, and he rolls under the ropes. Ricky Vegas gets up on the apron. Midnight Tiger runs towards the ropes, and he jumps on the ropes, and he spring boards off of the ropes. He connects with a spring board drop kick to the face.] JR-Midnight Tiger might be looking to win this match. King-I think this is where you run Ricky. [Midnight Tiger goes up to the top rope. But suddenly he is looking towards the isle way as Llyode Fortune is watching down to the ring side area. He jumps on the apron, and the ref is trying to make sure that he doesn’t enter the ring. But from the other side of the ring Mason Fortune pushes Midnight Tiger off of the turnbuckle. Ricky Vegas locks in the Black Jack in the middle of the ring and grapevines the leg as the Fortunes get out of there without being seen. The ref turns around as Midnight Tiger taps out as he can’t take anymore. Ricky Vegas wins via submission] JR-What’s this about? (Ricky, the fortunes stare down each other. Suddenly they start to attack the downed Midnight Tiger. Stomping away, and sometimes even hitting a few mounted fists. Ricky Vegas locks on the black jack again as refs try to break it up. The fortunes continue their attack as Midnight Tiger can’t do anything about it. Ms. Meadows laughs as she enters the ring. Finally the attack ends, and Meadows raises the arms of Ricky Vegas and the Fortunes.) (“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loudspeakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face and his Television Championship on one shoulder as his Tag Team Championship is strapped around his waist.. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.) Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is one half of the Extreme Measures Federation Tag Team Champions and he is also the EMF Television Champion, The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan! (He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans' boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.) Mist fills the stage before the music kicks it up a gear, Conner Wicklow arrives through the mist and poses amongst a blast of white light. He steps inside of the ring. JR-This all started with an attack on Connor Wicklow. King- At least it wasn’t rikishi who did it. Kris Gaffney-Or Hornswoggle (The lights all go black and Adam Cole Official Theme Song "All About Tha (BOOM!)") (plays through out the arena as there is a mixture of cheers and boos as Adam Cole comes walking out to the stage from the back. He walk with confidence as both of his arms are out wide. He stands to the center of the stage and puts his left arm down and points to himself with his right yelling to the fans. He looks out to his left and then his right. He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” along with Adam Cole. He continues down the rampway in the direction to the ring. Once he gets ringside, he rolls into the ring, stands center of the ring and repeats; He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” He then heads to the direction of his corner and squats down low, rocking side to side as he waits for the beginning of his match.) (The arena lights suddenly begin to flash as “Gravity Lost” hits the arena speakers.) (Pac walks out from the back, slowly as he yells loudly and finds himself standing in the center of the top of the rampway. He stands on top, rocking side to side and shouts again as the stage Pyrotechnics shoot off fireworks. Pac stares out at the ring with a look that would scare medusa and he begins his walk down the rampway. With ease, he grabs the top rope and leaps over. He walks over the to side turnbuckle, grabs the top rope as if he’s going to stand on top as he looks side to side. He doesn’t climb the turnbuckle, pushes off and seems to be angry as he walks around the ring. He makes his way into his corner, squats down low and waits for his match.) JR-This is a highly personal match. King-I would say so. Kris Gaffney-I guess the time is here. [Connor Wicklow stares down Adam Cole in the ring. It seems that Azar Vulcan is allowing him to start the match. Connor Wicklow slides into the ring as the bell rings. Adam Cole goes for a super kick, but he ducks under. Adam Cole turns around and Connor Wicklow takes down Adam Cole with a double leg take down, and he connects with a few fists to the face.Adam Cole pushes off Connor Wicklow. He gets up to his feet, and he runs at Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow counters with a deep arm drag that sends Adam Cole flying across the ring. Adam Cole runs towards Connor Wicklow, and it’s countered once again with a deep arm drag. Adam Cole quickly gets up, and this time he makes the tag to Pac. Connor Wicklow thinks about it, and he makes the tag to Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan steps inside of the ring, and the two trade forearm shots to the face. Pac ducks one of the fists, and he runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Azar Vulcan connects with a flying knee to the face that puts him down on the mat. Azar Vulcan kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up, and he drops him with a brain buster.] JR-So far the Cabal is in control of this match up. Kris Gaffney-I’m certain this wasn’t how the Bullet Club thought it would go. King-That’s what they get for being a non-fruit eating verision of the Melon Club. [Azar Vulcan waits for Pac to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Azar Vulcan goes for the Money Maker, but Pac pushes him forward. Azar Vulcan bounces off of the ropes, and Pac connects with a leg lariat that puts down Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan gets up to his feet, and he connects with a running clothesline that knocks down Azar Vuclan. Pac makes the tag to Adam Cole. Adam Cole comes into the ring, and he goes for the last shot, but Azar Vulcan is able ot duck under, and he pushes Adam Cole to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face. Pac goes down on the mat. Pac is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Azar Vulcan gets hit with a super kick.] JR-Adam Cole hits the super kick. Kris Gaffney-The momentum seems to be swinging the Bullet Clubs way. [Adam Cole goes into the cover on Azar Vulcan. The ref counts 1…………2…….kick out by Azar Vulcan. Pac jumps into the ring, and they start to stomp Azar Vulcan. Connor Wicklow jumps into the ring and they fire fists to the face. The ref tries to get control of the match.But finally the ref realizes he can’t, and he calls for the bell for a no contest. But this does not stop the Bullet Club or Cabal. Both continue to brawl as officials and refs try to separate them. But they can’t stop them. Finally after a while they get pushed to back.) (The lights all go black and Adam Cole Official Theme Song "All About Tha (BOOM!)") (plays through out the arena as there is a mixture of cheers and boos as Adam Cole comes walking out to the stage from the back. He walk with confidence as both of his arms are out wide. He stands to the center of the stage and puts his left arm down and points to himself with his right yelling to the fans. He looks out to his left and then his right. He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” along with Adam Cole. He continues down the rampway in the direction to the ring. Once he gets ringside, he rolls into the ring, stands center of the ring and repeats; He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” He then heads to the direction of his corner and squats down low, rocking side to side as he waits for the beginning of his match.) JR-Adam Cole has to watch his back. King-In more ways than one in this match. Kris Gaffney-Luckily he has more than one person watching his back. (From the back shirtless, jean shorts, work boots, and an American Flag cape on walks Mr. President “Jim Vice!” He stands at the top of the stage with a cold Mericaweiser in his hand. He cracks it open and quickly downs the cold brew and tosses the empty can into the stands. He beats his chest and then from the back slowly, methodically walks GOAT. GOAT hands Jim another Mericaweiser and he quickly downs it before tossing it to the stands again. The two smash their forearms. Jim begins his aggressive walk down the ramp as the crowd begins to erupt in “MERICA, FUCK YEA!” chants. Slower, more methodically walks GOAT, motionless on his face.) Beautiful female announcer: “Ladies and Gentelmen. It is my pleasure to introduce to you. They are at a combined weight of 487 pounds of raw American greatness! One standing 6’2”, the other 6’1”. GOAT! Mr. President, Dr. JIM VICE! Welcome to the ring, TEAM AMERICA!” JR-The president is looking to become the champion. King- Both are stressful jobs. Kris Gaffney-Luckily Jim Vice is good enough to handle it. (Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth, blasts over the loudspeakers and the crowd erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans while holding his Extreme Championship strap with the rest of it draped over the back of his shoulder. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stairs slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.) Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman. On his way to the ring, fighting out of Honolulu Hawaii. Standing 6’4” weighing in at 250 pounds. He is the Extreme Measures Federation Extreme Champion, JACKSON “KOA KOA” GUNNER! JR-To get the title, they are going to have to take it from this man. King-Insert championship advantage not existent in this match here comment. Kris Gaffney-No matter how some people wished it did. [Jackson Gunner and Adam Cole throw fists to the face, neither is backing down. Adam Cole pokes the eyes of Jackson Gunner. Adam Cole goes for a super kick, but Jackson Gunner is able to duck under it. Jackson Gunner jumps on the second rope, and he comes off of the ropes with a flying kick to the side of the face that knocks down Adam Cole. Jackson Gunner gets up, and Jim Vice tries to take advantage with a kick and he goes for USA, but it’s countered by Jackson Gunner who pushes him off, Jim Vice tursn around right into a clothesline over the top rope. Jackson Gunner turns around as Adam Cole goes towards him, and Jackson Gunner connects with a hot shot that sends him flying into the top rope. Jackson Gunner kicks Adam Cole in the gut, and he drops him with a DDT.] JR-The champion has avoided the attacks of his challengers, but one has to wonder whether or not he can keep that up. King-I got a feeling it’s going to catch up to him. Kris Gaffney-Wonder why that is… [Jackson Gunner goes into the cover on Adam Cole. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……..from the outside of the irng Jim Vice reaches into the ring, and Jackson Gunner is pulled out of the ring. Jim Vice ducks under a clothesline. Jackson Gunner turns around, and he kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him, and drops Jackson Gunner with a pumphandle neck breaker on the mat around ring side. Jim Vice climbs on the apron, and seeing that Adam Cole is still down, Jim Vice leaps from the apron and comes down on the downed Jackson Gunner with a frog splash. Jim Vice see’s Adam Cole is recovering in the ring. Jim Vice slides into the ring, and he lifts up Adam Cole, and he drops him with a body slam.] JR-Jim Vice has taken control of this match. King-If he can hit a big move, he might be able to get the win. [Jim Vice goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope and he goes for a swanton bomb, but at the last moment Adam Cole moves out of the way. Jim Vice crashes down on the mat hard. He is slow to get up clearly feeling the effects of the moves. Adam Cole drops him with the Florida Keys. Adam Cole takes a few moments to rest up as he watches as Jim Vice rolls into the corner, and Jim Vice gets up in the corner. Adam Cole gets up, and he runs towards him, and he connects with a flying forearm. Adam Cole backs up, and Jim Vice staggers out of the corner, and he drops him with a super kick.] JR-Adam Cole with the super kick. King-I’m sure that the Young Bucks are very impressed. Kris Gaffney-They would be… [Adam Cole waits for Jim Vice. Adam Cole connects with the last shot, but he see’s that Jackson Gunner is getting into the ring. Adam Cole runs at Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner hits a side elbow that knocks him backwards. Jackson Gunner pushes Adam Cole forward. Cole hits into Jim Vice. Vice falls out of the ring. Adam Cole staggers towards Jackson Gunner. Gunner picks up Adam Cole, and he drops him with a burning samaon. Jackson Gunner goes into the cover on Adam Cole. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!] JR-Jackson Gunner survives. King-He was able to find the opening before anyone else, that’s usually the key in this match. ("Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Miley Cyrus plays over the PA System as Laura Cena makes her way out onto the ramp. She doesn't look happy at having drawn the #1 entry, but looks determined.) JR: Not an easy number for Laura here.... but if anyone can do it, she can. King: 20 women will enter the match.... and can only be eliminated by being thrown over the top rope. Kris: Luckily, Catherine Walker isn't one of them.... so I can keep my commentary job and not lose it to Eddie.... (Laura patiently awaits the number 2 entry, and doesn't seem surprised when "Angel on my Shoulder" plays over the PA System, given that a number of Beautiful People members are expected for the match. She looks stunned though when former Beautiful People member Velvet Sky emerges from behind the curtain. Velvet looks to have gotten back in shape, which makes Laura smile a bit, but she's still not overly thrilled to see the woman who used to be her mother figure.) JR: Well this is a shock... for more than 1 reason. King: Luckily Velvet is back.... rather than the girl who ate Velvet... Kris: Must have taken a lot of work... but will it pay off... (Velvet performs her usual entrance over the ropes, and Laura watches, shaking her head. Velvet then approaches Laura as the bell sounds. She offers Laura a hug. Laura looks reluctant, but goes in and hugs Velvet. Velvet tries to pull away, but Laura keeps hold of her, and then suplexes her hard to the mat. Laura looks angry and stomps away at Velvet. Velvet tries to roll out of the way, but Laura goes down on top of her and hammers away with hard shots to her. Eventually, Laura backs off, but only so she can let Velvet stumble up and then connect with a super kick to send her back down. Laura picks Velvet back up, and hurls her hard over the top rope. Velvet lands on the apron. Laura stands and waits for Velvet to get back up and then charges at her, but Velvet pulls the top rope down, and Laura falls over it, landing on the apron with her. The two of them stand up and stare at each other, but before they can exchange blows, "Better Than You" plays over the PA System, and out comes Becky Bayless, much to the shock of everyone as she hasn't been seen in many years. Laura and Velvet nod to each other and get back into the ring. Becky runs at them but Velvet dives and takes her down with a clothesline. Velvet starts to visciously assault Becky and Laura watches on, a little taken aback by it. Eventually Laura gets involved, pulling Velvet away and suplexing Becky down after she had climbed back to her feet. Becky rolls to the ropes and grabs hold of them, and starts to pull herself up. As she does, Velvet grabs hold of Becky's top, and keeps pulling at it, until it rips clean off, leaving Becky in her black bra. Laura tries to calm Velvet down, and asks her what she's doing, and during the conversation, Becky regains her composure and grabs hold of Velvet and throws her over the top rope. Velvet lands on the apron again and Becky grabs hold of Laura and tries to throw her into Velvet. Laura reverses and is about to send Becky flying into Velvet when she stops, and pulls her back to stop Velvet being eliminated. She kicks Becky in the midsection as she rebounds to her and Velvet gets back into the ring and drills Becky down with the Beauty Mark. Velvet remove's Becky's bottom now, leaving her in her black bra and panties, even though this isn't a requirement of the match. She starts yelling at Becky as the countdown begins again...) JR: Does Velvet Sky understand the rules? King: Well, most diva matches around here have that as a requirment.... maybe she's confused? Kris: Or maybe she's just annoyed about something from a long time ago.... ("Tori's Theme" plays over the PA System and outcomes the first ever EMF Women's Champion, Tori, to a shocked reaction. Velvet and Laura stand side by side waiting for her. Tori gets up on the apron, but is hesitant to enter the ring with 2 women waiting for her. Eventually, Velvet charges at her, and Tori hits a knee to the midsection through the ropes. Tori positions Velvet, as if she's going to Tori-plex her from the apron over the top rope. She goes to lift Velvet up, but Laura grabs hold of Velvet and pulls her to safety. Tori now has an opening to get into the ring, but Becky Bayless has got up in this time. Becky lunges at Velvet, but Laura pushes Velvet out of the way, and Becky ends up grabbing hold of Tori's top, and pulling it clean off. Tori happens to not be wearing a bra, and the crowd cheer loudly at this, although it's censored to the viewer and she's probably wearing pasties anyway. Tori doesn't seem bothered, almost like she's happy at this opportunity. She kicks Becky in the midsection, and plants her down with the Tori-Plex. Suddenly she's met with a huge SPEAR by Laura Cena, which leaves her down on the mat. "Million Dollar Theme" plays next after another countdown. Laura locks eyes with Velvet and they both look a little uncomfortable at Laura's birth mother making her way out. Natasha gets into the ring as Tori stumbles to her feet and Natasha immediately connects with "Your Heart Won't Go On" to Tori's breast area! Tori collapses against the ropes where Natasha is easily able to throw her out. Tori lays on the floor at ringside, covering her chest. Becky Bayless throws some right hands at Natasha, but Natasha catches one and fires back, and then nails her with the move as well. Becky falls to the mat in the middle of the ring and rolls to the side, seemingly safe from elimination. "You Can Look, but you can't touch" plays next and out comes Nikki Bella, but she is pushing her twin, Brie Bella, out onto the ramp. Brie is locked up like Hannibel Lecter and is wheeled towards the ring. Brie enters the ring and Nikki gets a steel chair to sit on at ringside. Brie notices this and slides back out of the ring, under the bottom rope, and tosses her sister out of the chair, before grabbing it for herself and sliding into the ring with it. Laura, Velvet and Natasha meanwhile have been arguing in the ring and they don't notice Brie come up behind Laura with the chair and smash her in the head. Laura goes down and Brie then smashes Velvet and Natasha with the chair as well. All 3 women are down and Brie starts trying to decide who to try and eliminate when "The Epic" plays next and out comes Doctor Britt Baker. Brie stares at her and is daring her to get into the ring. Britt hesitates but Nikki picks herself up and throws Britt into the ring. Brie swings the chair at her, but Britt superkicks it back into Brie's head, causing Brie to drop the chair and stagger. Britt grabs hold of her, and plants Brie down with a DDT onto the chair. Laura Cena is up now and notices the chair on the floor. She goes to grab it, but as she bends down, Britt connects with Codebreaker. Laura wisely rolls under the bottom rope to regain her breathe. Velvet Sky runs at Britt and Britt nails her with the RainBaker, and then hurls her over the top rope. Laura, who is standing on the outside, catches Velvet, considers it for a second, and then drops her to the floor. "Find The Real by Alterbridge" plays next and out comes Jessica Cole-Mann. As she slides into the ring, Brie Bella and Becky Bayless both get back up to their feet to join Britt Baker. Laura Cena goes to slide back into the ring but Velvet Sky grabs her and hurls her hard into the announce table, and starts yelling at her.) JR: Jessica sliding in with.... all the Bs. King: Britt Baker, Becky Bayless, Brie Bella.... she's the odd one out! Kris: But she'll be safe in the knowledge they're all real..... maybe.... (Jessica shouts something at Nikki Bella who is still at ringside, and then slides into the ring. She seems excited to see all the women in the ring and starts trying to hug them all. The other women look confused, and back away. Jessica then goes over and revives her hero, Natasha Jones. Suddenly Becky Bayless charges at the pair of them, but Natasha catches her and plants her down with the Get Bent! Her and Jessica then pick up Becky and hurl her out of the ring, eliminaing her from the match. Jessica offers Natasha a high five, and Natasha reluctantly returns it. Jessica asks Natasha who they should get next, while Britt and Brie stand there looking amused. Jessica wants to attack Brie, but Natasha suggests it should be Britt. Jessica plays "OK, cool... whatever!" and charges at Britt, who nails her with another RainBaker. Jessica stumbles back but Natasha uses the opening to nail Your Heart Won't Go On on Britt and then throw her over the top rope. Britt hangs on tight and lands on the apron. Unfortunately for her, Laura Cena had just climbed onto the same apron to get back into the ring. Laura decides to connect with a superkick, which sends Britt to the outside, eliminating her. Laura climbs back into the ring, wanting revenge on Brie for the earlier chair shot. She goes for a SPEAR but Brie sidesteps and Laura accidentally SPEARS her own mother, Natasha. Laura gets up, looking concerned, and Brie tries to take advantage and hurl Laura over the top rope. But as she does, Laura's eyes flicker, and she reverses and sends Brie over the top instead. Brie lands on the apron and Laura wastes no time grabbing the chair and smashing Brie, eliminating her. Nikki Bella, on the outside, quickly scrambles to lock Brie back up. Suddenly "The Duck Song" plays over the PA and the crowd cheer as the best Melon's in the business, Melonia Trump makes her way out into the ring. Jessica is stunned as Melonia gets into the ring, and quickly asks "Are those melons real?!" but Melonia then kicks her in the midsection and plants her down with a quick suplex. Melonia jumps to the top rope, and nails a Hurribanana on Jessica as she stumbles up. Jessica is dazed, and Melonia throws her over the top and out of the match.) JR: Jessica made an impact... but it's over for her now. King: She was only safe until some proper melons showed up! (Natasha is back on her feet now and sizes up Melonia. Natasha grabs Melonia and throws her into the ropes, but Melonia bounces back off of them. Natasha lowers her head looking for a move of some kind but Melonia counters this into another Hurribanana and Natasha goes flying across the ring. Natasha rolls to the outside, where she notices Tori is still laying there, not wanting to leave as she has no top. Natasha shrugs, grabs Tori, and applies the Tit Panic on her on the outside. Nikki Bella is still on the outside having locked Brie back up, and she sees this, and grabs the chair which at some point had been removed from the ring, and blasts Natasha with it, breaking the hold. Tori, despite being hurt, wastes no time leaving now. Melonia and Laura meanwhile are trading blows, with Laura getting the better. Laura superkicks Melonia, who lands against the ropes. Laura clenches her feet and Melonia stumbles forward right into Laura's own version of Your Heart Won't Go On, after which Laura does the You Can't See Me taunt and delivers a 5 knuckle shuffle. Nikki rolls Natasha back into the ring and Natasha is dazed from the chair shot. Melonia stumbles up and Laura hoists her up for the Royally Screwed, but as she does, Melonia kicks out at Natasha, and Natasha spills over the top rope, out of the match. Nikki looks excited at her work and mocks Natasha before wheeling Brie back up the ramp. Laura plants Melonia down with the Royally Screwed, but before she can think about eliminating her "Keys to the city" plays over the PA System and Trish Stratus enters at number 10.) JR: We've reached halfway with a Diva who once dominated the division.... King: But hasn't reached that level in a long time.... Kris: This could be her path back to the top. (Trish gets into the ring but Laura wastes no time unloading on her with right hands. Laura kicks Trish in the midsection and then plants her down with a quick suplex. Melonia is trying to pull herself up using the ropes, and Laura lets her do so and then superkicks her over the top, but she lands on the apron. Laura runs over and hits a right hand on Melonia but she still hangs on. Trish is back up now, and she nails a Chick Kick to the back of Laura's head. Laura goes down hard and Trish looks over at Melonia and appears to suggest an alliance to get rid of Laura. Melonia agrees and gets back into the ring. Trish tells Melonia to go over and do something to Laura, but Melonia kicks Trish in the midsection, and plants her down with the Melon Buster! Laura gets to her feet just in time to see Melonia throw Trish over the top rope, and Trish falls to the mat just as the countdown starts again. This time "Recognition" plays and out comes Charlotte Flair. Charlotte runs straight down the ramp and charges striaght at Laura, but Laura grabs Melonia and throws her into the path of Charlotte who SPEARS Melonia down. This gives Laura an opening to hit a superkick to the head of Charlotte, which staggers her. Laura then grabs hold of Charlotte and irish whips her towards the ropes. Charlotte bounces off the ropes and goes for another spear on Laura, but Laura sidesteps and Charlotte SPEARS Melonia again. Laura grabs her from behind, positions Charlotte and plants her down with the Clean Sweep.She then grabs hold of Charlotte's legs, and transitions into the WT.... H submission hold. As Laura tightens the hold, "Legs" blasts out next and out comes Stacy Hancock. Like Charlotte before her she sprints down the ramp and heads striaght for Laura, kicking her in the side of the head and breaking up the submission hold. Stacy stomps away at Laura, and Melonia pulls herself up in the corner. Stacy spots her and goes over and uses her long legs to choke Melonia in the corner with her foot. Charlotte meanwhile gets to her feet and continues the beatdown on Laura. Stacy comes over to join her and the 2 stable mates stomp down on Laura together. Charlotte then grabs Laura's legs and calls for the Figure 8..... which she eventually applies. Laura shrieks in pain and tries to reach the ropes, but can't. Stacy takes the opportunity to stand on Laura's hair and then lift her arms, so both women have holds on her at once, and Melonia watches on. Suddenly the countdown starts again and "Walk, Idiot, Walk" plays next and out comes Christy Hemme. Christy runs into the ring and clotheslines Stacy hard, getting her away from Laura. Charlotte sees her coming and breaks the hold on Laura, but Christy hits her with a Snapmere, and then a dropkick to the face.Stacy comes back over and gets suplexed by Christy, who then plants Charlotte down with a DDT. Laura has somewhat recovered and Hemme goes over, and hugs Laura, who returns it. The BP try and recover in one of the corners and Melonia is looking on, trying to decide what to do. Suddenly the lights dim and Rachel Cena's familiar voice over starts...) JR: After taking a beating.... her sister is the last person Laura wants to see.... King: Shhh... officially... this isn't Rachel! It's her twin! Kris: We all believe that.... (Rachel Cena, or her twin... comes out onto the ramp and heads down to the ring. The question of who it is is seemingly answered for us moments later though when none other than KANE slides into the ring from the other side as Rachel makes her way down the ramp. As Rachel mutters something whilst clutching her amulet, Kane grabs Charlotte Flair by the throat. Stacy runs to try and save her and Kane grabs her with his other hand. He then turns and chokeslams both women over the top rope. Rachel continues to give out orders and he turns his attention to Melonia. Not knowing that Rachel is in control, Melonia tries flashing her watermelon colored bra at Kane... but it has no effect, and she meets the same fate, being chokeslammed out of the match. This leaves just Laura and Hemme in the ring and Kane turns to face them, but Laura and Hemme both slide under the bottom rope and run to grab Rachel. Kane gives chase and the girls run round the ring and then Rachel slides into the ring, closely followed by both Laura and Hemme. Rachel shakes her head, and motions for Kane to leave. Laura and Hemme look confused, but he walks away up the ramp. Rachel seemingly doesn't want to use her ultimate weapon against her sister or the woman she lives with. Before any of the 3 housemates can make a move though, "Turn it Up" plays over the PA System and out comes Bayley. The fans are going wild for her and her tube men as she heads down the ramp. She gets into the ring and approaches Laura and Hemme and offers them hugs. She hugs them both, and then goes over to Rachel, who seems disinterested. She hugs her anyway, and then Rachel hits a kick to the midsection, hooks the arms and plants Bayley down with the Bastardisation! She then hurls Bayley straight out of the match. This leaves us down to 3 again. This time Rachel runs over and tries to clothesline Laura, but Laura ducks underneath it. Laura jumps back up and Rachel turns round but catches Laura's foot as she goes for another superkick. Rachel spins Laura around and then kicks her in the midsection and hooks the arms.... but Laura counters into a big back body drop.... but Rachel floats over and lands on her feet. She spins around and her and Laura eyeball each other. Christy Hemme looks like she doesn't want to fight either of them and she hangs back, and then the countdown starts again and "You Can Look, but you can't touch" plays next. Nikki Bella makes her way out onto the ramp. Kane is still there though and he grabs her and chokeslams her. Rachel looks at Hemme and Laura and can be heard saying "Oops... she kind of lives with us, should I have done that?" Nikki looks hurt, and suddenly Natasha Jones returns at the top of the ramp. She grabs Nikki and pulls her down the ramp and throws her into the ring, like she did to her earlier. Laura shrugs, and just throws Nikki back out. Rachel uses the opening to grab Laura and chuck her over the top rope, where she lands on the apron. Christy, having forged an alliance with Laura, rushes over to try and help but Rachel has it scouted and turns around to warn her against it. Laura, still on the aproun, then grabs Rachel from behind but Rachel elbows her off and Laura stumbles. She's able to hold on and then vaults onto the top of the ropes before leaping off and catches Rachel with a Hurricanrana. Rachel kips up and all 3 stare at eachother across the ring.... when suddenly "Cry Little Sister" plays over the PA System and Rebecca Michelle comes out onto the ramp.) JR: Another blast from the past... and Christy Hemme can't be happy about this one... King: These two used to date! Until Rebecca ditched her for Mickie James.... Kris: That must still sting as Hemme doesn't usually like girls... (Rebecca gets into the ring and charges at Hemme, but Laura Cena steps in the way, and holds her back. Laura gets behind Rebecca and holds her back, and then looks at Hemme. Hemme looks Rebecca up and down, and shakes her head. She wants nothing to do with this. Hemme steps over the top rope, and jumps down to the floor, eliminating herself. Rebecca looks stunned. She elbows Laura off, and runs over to the ropes to shout at Christy to come back. While she's distracted doing this, Rachel Cena flips her over the top rope, but she is able to land on the apron. Rachel runs to try and knock her down, but Laura pulls Rachel back, and then hurls her into one of the turnbuckles. Laura grabs hold of Rebecca, and suplexes her from the arpon back into the ring. Laura looks angry at Rebecca, seemingly on behalf of Hemme. Laura hits Rebecca with a huge clothesline and then another and then another when she gets up each time. Shen then grabs hold of her, and nails a stiff looking version of the Clean Sweep on her. She taunts, calling for the Royally Screwed, and hoists Rebecca up into the air. She brings her down hard. Before she can think of doing anything more, "Holla" plays over the PA System and Kelly Kelly runs down the ramp at number 18.) JR: Kelly makes 18... only 2 more to go. King: So Rebecca Michelle is close to making the top 5?! Huge result for Lesbians everywhere! Kris: I think she's Bi.... but never mind the facts. (Kelly slides into the ring as Laura is picking up Rebecca again but Kelly takes Laura down with a chopblock as Rachel watches on. Kelly goes to work with stomps on Laura, and Rachel goes over and joins in. Rachel holds Laura back to allow Kelly to hit a few hard shots, and then Rachel hurls Laura into the corner where she falls to a seated position. Kelly wastes no time tauning the crowd and then hiting up her shorts and going over to perfrom a stinkface on Laura. Eventually she stops and waits for Laura to stumble out of the corner, and then Rachel grabs Laura, and plants her down with the Bastardisation! Rachel wants to try and eliminate her, but Kelly has other ideas, and pulls Rachel into the middle of the ring. Rachel looks confused as Kelly's music plays, and Kelly starts to dance, and seems to be encouraging Rachel to dance with her. Rachel shakes her head and decks Kelly with a clothesline as the music stops. Rachel heads back over to Laura but Laura fires away with right hands as she picks her up. The two trade blows and Kelly this time tries to get Rebecca to dance with her. The music plays again, and Rebecca looks confused, but she does start to dance with Kelly. Kelly motions that Rebecca should remove her top, at which point Rebecca has had enough, and kicks Kelly in the midsection and goes for the Siren Song.... but before she can do it, Laura Cena, who has subdued Rachel temporarily, grabs hold of Rebecca and hurls her out of the ring. She starts yelling at Rebecca, giving Kelly Kelly the opening to dump Laura over the top rope, but she lands on the apron and clings to the ring ropes. Rebecca notices this, and as Laura gets to her feet, Rebecca Michelle gets onto the apron, and kisses Laura as the crowd go wild. Rebecca tries to pull Laura to the floor while this is happening, but Laura pushes her off, and then grabs Rebecca and rams her head first into the ring post, sending her to the floor. Laura looks tempted to continue the assault but realises she went over the top, and so climbs back into the ring. Just then the countdown starts again.... and when it finishes, the theme of Edwina Stratus plays. Laura and Rachel both look stunned.) JR: Well we had her sister earlier.... King: Here's my winner! Kris: I wouldn't bank on it.... (Edwina Stratus slides into the ring and Laura and Rachel look like they have no idea what to do. Kelly does though. Kelly motions Edwina into the middle of the ring, and calls for her music again. Edwina dances with Kelly with no hesitation, and this time, Kelly removes her own top. She then tries to remove Edwina's, and at this point Edwina gets uncomfortable, and starts pulling at her top to keep it on, and yelling at Kelly. Kelly looks confused, and Edwina goes for a right hand to get her away from her top. Kelly blocks it, and kicks Edwina in the midsection, but misplaces it a little and ends up kicking Edwina in the "breast" which then bursts with a loud bang, much to the amusement of Rachel and Laura. Edwina shrieks and doesn't resist much as Kelly hurls her out of the ring. Unfortunately for Kelly, she has had her back turned to Laura too long, and Laura dumps her out. Now we are down to just Rachel and Laura in the ring..... Rachel is straight away on Laura, hammering away with right hands, and Laura is starting to look tired. Rachel backs Laura into the corner, and hits some hard shots there, but Laura blocks one and elbows her away. Laura vaults up to the top rope, and measures Rachel, but suddenly Kelly Kelly, who hadn't left yet, sprays Laura in the eyes with something. Laura yells out and can't see. She falls backwards and lands on the apron. She can't see but senses Rachel running towards her and hangtimes Rachel off the ropes. Opening her eyes slightly, she sees where Rachel is, and grabs her, and lifts her over the top rope, and Rachel lands on the apron. The two start hammering away at eachother with Laura moving on pure instinct, which gives Rachel the upper hand, and Rachel knocks Laura down eventually, but as she falls, Laura uses her leg to sweep away at Rachel, knocking her off balance too, and both women fall to the ground at seemingly the same time. Everyone looks confused as to who hit first....) JR: Wait.... which one hit the floor first? King: It was too close to call... we need a replay? Kris: Do we? (Suddenly "Boss It" plays over the PA System, and everyone realises there was one entry to go. Eva Maria. She comes out onto the ramp, and poses, while Rachel and Laura look stunned.) Finkle: Here is your winner of the Royal Rumble Match..... Eva Marie! (Eva doesn't even bother to get into the ring. She just taunts at both Rachel and Laura, and then heads back behind the curtain. Everyone seems stunned by what just happened.) JR: This doesn't seem right.... Eva Maria just won the Royal Rumble... without even getting into the ring! King: I guess... within the rules of the match.... that has to stand. Kris: It's not her fault everyone else was eliminated.... (Laura looks heartbroken at ringside, but Rachel looks satisfied, having prevented Laura from winning. The winner, meanwhile, is nowhere to be seen.) We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere. Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY! Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner. JR-The Wretched Nobody last month seemed to stay in the head of Tony Ikeda. King-Now he’s more than a memory. Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure Tony approves. The sound of a revolver being loaded stuns the crowd. Instantly the lights drop, plunging the arena into total darkness. Suddenly “Get the strap” by 6ix9ine & 50 Cent blares out over the speakers and the reaction is mixed. The first 12-13 seconds play with no sign of Wade until “Grr grr Go get the strap” bellows out. Wade strolls out calmly to the ring announcement. Not bothered by the cheers and jeers from the crowd, Wade pays little attention as he narrows in on the ring before sliding under the bottom rope. Removing his jacket and tee in the centre of the ring he stands ready for his opponent. JR-Wade Flow is a new comer to the main event scene. Kimberly Walker-Meh…he wishes he could have come up my finishers. King-I love how she randomly appears. (“Game on” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tony has been able to turn back various challenges to his championship, can it survive another one? King-Most people don’t know how he’s survived to this point to begin with. Kris Gaffney-Ha! He’s old! [The Wretched Nobody, Wade Flow, and Tony Ikeda stand in the middle of the ring as the bell rings. Wade Flow backs up and allows Tony Ikeda to throw fists to the face. Neither wrestler are backing down, but then the Wretched Nobody is able to hit a hard fist to the face that knocks back Tony Ikeda. Wade Flow tries to take advantage with an attempted Flow Stopper, but Tony Ikeda ducks under. Wade Flow gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda hits a clothesline over the top rope. Tony Ikeda turns right into hard clothesline that knocks down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda gets picked up by the Wretched Nobody, and he lifts him up and he drops him with a rib breaker. Tony Ikeda is in a lot of pain. The Wretched Nobody waits for Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet in the corner. The Wretched Nobody runs at Tony Ikeda, and he connects with a splash in the corner.] JR-Wade Flow getting involved gave the Wretched Nobody an opening there to attack Tony Ikeda. King-I doubt that Wretch needed it. Kris Gaffney-But any help causing pain is always welcomed. [As the Wretched Nobody backs out of the corner. Wade Flow grabs his head, and he connects with a hang man that makes The Wretched Nobody stagger backwards. Wade Flow measures up on the Wretched Nobody, and Wade Flow sling shots himself over the top rope, and he connects with a flying shoulder block that staggers the Wretched Nobody once again. The Wretched Nobody stunned, but not out of it Wade Flow gets up to his feet, and he runs towards the Wretched Nobody, and he connects with a code breaker this sends the Wretched Nobody flying backwards, and he falls out of the ring. Tony Ikeda has gotten up to his feet, he runs at Wade Flow, and he tries to attack Wade Flow, Wade Flow ducks under, and he hits a kick to the gut, and he sets up Tony Ikeda and he drops him with the twist of fate. Wade Flow goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1…………….2……….KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda!!] JR-Tony Ikeda kicks out. King- Just 2 Badddddddddddddddd. Kris Gaffney-Maybe for Tony… [The Wretched Nobody has climbed up on the apron. Wade Flow turns around, and he attempts to go for a fist to the face, but the Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a choke slam. But Tony Ikeda is able to take advantage of this situation with a baseball slide that sends The Wretched Nobody flying off of the apron. The Wretched Nobody hits his face on the apron. Wade Flow is slow to get up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda hooks Wade Flow, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Wade Flow. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………………2……………..KICK OUT by Wade Flow. Tony Ikeda gets in position for his next attack.] JR-The World Champion setting up on one of his challengers. King-I got a feeling this is going to bad BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD [Tony Ikeda hooks on a full nelson, but Wade Flow is able to counter with a snap mare. Wade Flow runs at Tony Ikeda. Tony counters with hot shot. Tony drops Flow with a full nelson slam. The lights turn off, and once again the lights turn on. The Wretched Nobody is stalking behind Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda out of no where hits a running double knee sending the fluid out of Wretches mouth which explodes into fire, some goes right into the Wretched Nobody’s face. Wretch falls out of the ring. Tony Ikeda decides turns to check his situation never seeing the Flow Stopper by Wade Flow that connects. Tony seems out of it. Wade Flow goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1……………2……………3!!] JR-Another amazing upset. Wretches tactics didn’t work quite as well this time. King-Latino Heat literally! (Wade Flow rolls out of the ring as the Wretched Nobody is already recovering as Latino Heat goes off the air.)

EMF: Latino Heat

(We open up with the copyright information. We go into a highlight video as it shows various shots of Eddie Guerrero along with various shots of current EMF superstars. It ends with an introduction screen that welcomes us to Latino Heat 2021. We go into the darken arena. Pyrotechnics rain down on the specially made stage. When the light turn on and gets a few shots of the crowd yelling and waving the signs. The camera zooms out and displays the location information. We get one more shot.)

JR-The EMF comes to you live from Dallas, Texas. Welcome everyone to the 2021 edition of Latino Heat. Through some tricky the Wretched Nobody was able to gain a World Title shot.

King- I don’t think it was tricky at all, I think Tony let him get it.

Kris Gaffney-Pay back for him saying that he let him win.

JR- No matter the case, the time is here for this match. So let’s get this show started with the opening contest.

("Cry Little Sister" plays over the PA System as Rebecca Michelle heads down to the ring for her Women's Title match against Eva Maria. However, she once again has a microphone, and addresses the audience.)

Rebecca Michelle: On the same Shockwave where I earned this title shot.... I asked Mickie James a very important question. And I still haven't had my answer. Mickie hasn't been returning my calls.... and I don't understand it. But what better place for this Hot Latina to get engaged than at the Latino Heat Pay Per View! Mickie, I'm sorry for what happened, but I'm calling you out here tonight so we can patch this up.... and get engaged like I know you want to! Please answer me Mickie.....

("Dirty Little Girl" plays over the PA System and Rebecca smiles but Mickie doesn't emerge. Suddenly, she slides into the ring behind Rebecca, and connects with a Mick Kick. Mickie continues to beat down Rebecca and is heard shouting "WHERE IS SHE?!" and she plants Rebecca down with a Mickie-DT. Suddenly "Boss It" plays and Eva Marie rushes to the ring. Mickie rolls her eyes and stares down Eva, who calls for the bell. The referee rings it and Eva pins Rebecca for 1..... 2...... 3! Eva slides out of the ring with her title and heads back up the ramp. Rebecca sits up slowly, realising what happened, and shrieks in rage. She then takes the microphone again and despite being hurt, she addresses Mickie who is still in the ring.)

Rebecca: You know we could have forgotten all about Maria.... gotten married and been very happy together. But you've made the wrong decision. And now you've cost me my title shot.... and that..... can't be forgiven.

(Mickie laughs at her but suddenly Nikki Bella, Trish Stratus and Velvet Sky slide into the ring and surround Mickie. Mickie has no idea what is going on. Nikki throws a punch at Mickie who blocks it but that just leaves the opening for Trish to connect with the Chick Kick. Mickie stumbles back with into a Beauty Mark from Velvet.... she stays on her feet and Nikki scoops her up and nails the Rack Attack! Mickie goes down and rolls to the outside but is clearly hurting. Rebecca shouts at her.)

Rebecca: The easy way out was you married me..... forgave me for attacking Maria... and we both lives happily ever after... but you've chosen war. So here is my proposal. You form a team.... to face my team at First Blood in the traditional Lock Box match. 5 on 5. Whichever team gets 3 or more winners.... is the winning team. If your team wins... I'll release Maria from where I'm holding her, and I'll leave the EMF forever. But.... if I win.... you'll accept my proposal.... marry me.... and never see Maria again! And before you thinkof rejecting my terms.... just know you won't find her without my help. So I guess it depends how much you like that little slut but let me tell you.... she doesn't like what I'm putting her through. I guess I'll see you at First Blood..... darling.... and I hope we can patch this up....

(Rebecca drops the microphone and blows a kiss to Mickie as she heads up the ramp). Lights flash through the arena as "One and Only" by CFO$ hits.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b25g6AyBWSQ

(From the back steps Ricochet wearing a jean hooded vest opened up, his wrestling trunks, knee pads, wrestling boots and taped up wrists. He’s sort of dancing as he walks to the center of the ramp and looks out to the crowd, slowly. He adjusts his vest and begins his decent down the rampway, confidently as he looks out towards the crowd. Once beside the ring, he quickly comes up onto the ring apron, spins on his knee and stands up so he is facing the crowd. He pulls his hood off, points out to the crowd, turns and grabs ahold of the top rope as he easily leaps up over, flipping and corkscrewing over the top rope and twirling once he hits the mat with his arms out wide. He quickly climbs the turnbuckle, points to the crowd once more, then holds his hand low and slowly raises it high into the sky. He leaps off of the turnbuckle, sprints to the opposite side and repeats. He flips off of the turnbuckle, tosses his vest off and then makes his way to his corner for his match to begin.)

JR-Ricochet will be a very interesting match for the Wretched Nobody.

Kris Gaffney-He definitely brings speed and high flying ability.

King-All things I hate, smash him good Wretch.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the Five Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-As King said, it’s going to be very difficult to picture the Wretched Nobody power not being a factor.

King- That’s a problem for Ricochet.

[The Wretched Nobody and Ricochet stand in the middle of the ring. The bell rings, before Ricochet can do anything. The Wretched Nobody locks up, and before Ricochet can react The Wretched Nobody quickly drives him back in the air, and he throws him in the corner, The Wretched Nobody runs at Ricochet, but it’s countered by diving out of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody crashes into the corner. Ricochet grabs the Wretched Nobody’s head, and he drops down, and he connects with a hang man. The Wretched Nobody staggers backwards. Ricochet sling shots himself up to the top rope, and readjusts on the top rope spinning around back towards the ring, and he jumps off of the top rope into a top rope moonsault press that connects on the Wretched Nobody. Ricochet goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..The Wretched Nobody kicks out quickly. Ricochet gets up as the Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody rushes towards him, and he goes for a trephination, but it’s ducked under by Ricochet. The Wretched Nobody turns right into a drop sault that connects on the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody staggers backwards, he hits the ropes, and runs right into the waiting Ricochet who kicks the Wretched Nobody in the gut, he grabs his head, and he runs up the ropes, and drops him with a tornado DDT.]

JR-So far Ricochet has been able to use his speed advantage to keep away from the power advantage.

King-Some have been able to do that before…but it never lasts.

Kris Gaffney-That’s true.

[Ricochet goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off of the top rope for a shooting star press. And it seems like it connects, but suddenly Ricochet’s eyes grow large, and the Wretched Nobody caught him around the throat, and the Wretched Nobody stands up, and he hurls Ricochet in the corner. Ricochet bounces off of the corner, and the Wretched Nobody puts him down with a hard fist to the face. Ricochet slowly gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody is no where to be seen from Ricochet’s perspective, he turns around right into a big spear by the Wretched Nobody. Ricochet rolls out of the ring. The Wretched Nobody scares away the ref. The Wretched Nobody follows Ricochet to the outside of the ring. The Wretched Nobody grabs Ricochet and he lifts him up, and he throws him hard into the ring steps. The steps go flying, and the Wretched Nobody grabs Ricochet up once again, and he lifts him up by his neck, and he drops him back first into an almost stair base aided spine chiller. The Wretched Nobody grabs Ricochet, and he throws him into the ring.]

JR-It seems that Ricochet has angered the Monster.

King-Probably not a good sign for him.

[Ricochet slowly gets up and the Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination, but Ricochet is able to duck it. Ricochet hooks Wretched Nobody as he staggers out of the corner, and he drops him with a asai DDT. Grabbing on to the leg of the Wretched Nobody the last move was able to both shock and effect the Wretched Nobody enough that Ricochet is able to hold him for the 1……………..2……………….3!! Wretched Nobody powers out after the final three, and throws Ricochet out of the ring.]

JR-What an upset!!

King-I’m upset, but I think Ricochet is going to be more upset when he has to pay for this.

("Bring It Down" begins to blast through the PA speakers, signifying the entrance of the man that just betrayed Roman Reigns at Cold Day in Hell. The fans immediately start booing loud enough for a man to go deaf, Will Ospreay steps out onto the stage wearing his green coat, looking out at the fans in disgust before starting to make his way towards the ring. Ospreay stops midway on the ramp, spotting a fan holding a sign that says "Ospreay Fears Roman!" in the front row. Ospreay takes the sign away from the fan, proceeding to rip it in half, smirking after the job's done. The fan begins to flip Ospreay off, which only manages to please Ospreay more before he continues making his way to the ring. Will Ospreay slowly makes his way up the steel stairs, making sure to take a long time just to annoy the fans even more. Ospreay turns towards the fans when he's on the apron, looking out at the crowd that has a murderous presence right now. Will Ospreay steps through the middle ropes, going to the center of the ring where he outstretches his arms with his palms facing upwards. He slowly spins around, letting the crowd know that they are currently in the presence of a god. Ospreay goes into his respective corner afterwards to start the match.)

JR-Will Ospreay is very talented.

King-Well, think he’s better than Azar, I don’t think so.

Kris Gaffeny- Guess we’ll see.

(“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loudspeakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face and his Television Championship on one shoulder as his Tag Team Championship is strapped around his waist.. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is one half of the Extreme Measures Federation Tag Team Champions and he is also the EMF Television Champion, The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan!

(He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans' boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.)

JR-Azar has been defending the championship for quite a while now.

King-That’s because he’s better than everyone, and they know it…it’s like comparing me to JR.

Kris Gaffney-I assume JR is the one that sucks.

King-You’d be right.

[Azar Vulcan and Will Ospreay stand in the middle of the ring. They throw fists to the face. Neither is seemly winning the exchange, but to make sure that he doesn’t fall behind AZzar Vulcan rakes the eyes of Will Ospreay. Then with Ospreay blinded, he connects with fists to the face that isn’t returned. Azar Vulcan tries to whip Will Ospreay to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Will Ospreay. Azar Vulcan bounces off of the ropes. Will Ospreay goes for a clothesline, but Azar Vulcan ducks under Will Ospreay turns around, and Azar Vulcan connects with a spinning back elbow to the side of the he spins around into a spinning diving clothesline that puts down Will Ospreay. Azar Vulcan picks up Will Ospreay, and he connects with a few fists to the face that knocks him back into the ropes, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, and he does. Will Ospreay bounces off of the ropes, and Azar Vulcan jumps up and he connects with a flying knee to the face that drops Will Ospreay. Will Ospreay gets up to his feet, but clearly he’s dazed. Azar Vulcan kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up into a vertical suplex. Azar Vulcan lifts him up, and he drops him with a brain buster that puts him down on the mat. Will Ospreay seems out of it. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Will Ospreay. The ref goes itno position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………KICK OUT by Will Ospreay. Azar Vulcan stares down the ref, and he starts to hammer Will Ospreay with a few mounted fists to the top of the head of Will Ospreay. The ref warns him, finally he stops.]

JR-The TV champion need to watch out here.

King-Why? Getting DQed doesn’t help Will Ospreay.

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain that Azar doesn’t want an unclean win.

King-No matter what happens, he’s already better than everyone, and everyone knows it.

[Azar Vulcan waits for Will Ospreay, and he gets up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. He goes for the Money Maker. But Will Ospreay ducks under, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Azar Vulcan tursn around right into a spear that puts down Azar Vulcan. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. The ref starts his standing ten count. The ref counts 1………..2………..3……….4……..both wrestlers are slow to get up to their feet………5………..6………..7………both wrestlers are up to their feet. Azar Vulcan throws a fist to the face. Will Ospreay ducks under, and Azar Vulcan gets hooked with a waist lock, and he takes him over and drops him with a german suplex. Will Ospreay spins up, and he gets up, and he drops him with another german suplex. Will Ospreay spins up, and he gets up, and he connects with another german suplex. Will Ospreay takes a few moments to rest up, and once he gets up to his feet he takes a few moments to rest up. He watches as Azar Vulcan recovers, and he gets up to his feet. Will Ospreay runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Will Ospreay connects with a sling blade dropping Azar Vulcan.]

JR-Will Ospreay is taking it to Azar.

King-Seemly he didn’t get the memo of him not being better than Azar.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure you’d be happy to tell him…

[Will Ospreay waits for Azar Vulcan, and he lifts him up for London has fallen, but Azar struggles out of the back. Will goes for a clothesline, Azar ducks under, and Will almost hits the ref, but with that distraction Azar is able to hit an undetected back low blow. Azar measures up on Will Ospreay, and he connects with the Money Maker. Will Ospreay goes down. Azar goes into the cover on Will Ospreay. The ref counts 1……………..2……………3!!]

JR-Desperation might have allowed Azar to get out of here with the victory.

King-If this was Mack Daddy, he’d slap you…maybe Azar might do it too.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage and he gets footage of him walking down to the ring with his web camera. Zack Ryder enters the ring.)

King-One day I’m just going to lose it, and just grab the web camera, and run.

Kris Gaffney-I believe him…

JR-………

On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off.

JR-This feud has gone on quite a while, but after Killer Tschida was able to defeat Ryder it was said it was only a matter of time for another one.

King-Guess they upped the bar for this one.

Kris Gaffney-Guess so.

[Zack Ryder and Killer Tschida go face to face. Zack Ryder pumps up the crowd, but this doesn’t please Killer Tschida at all because this is exactly what Killer didn’t like about Zack Ryder in the first place. Killer Tschida takes a swing at Zack Ryder, but seemly Zack Ryder knew this and it was all a trap. Zack Ryder ducks under, and he hooks him, and connects with a jaw breaker. Killer Tschida staggers backwards. Zack Ryder measures up, and he runs at Killer Tschida, and he connects with a clothesline over the top rope, and Killer Tschida crashes into the mat. Killer Tschida gets picked up by Zack Ryder, and he lifts him up, and he drives him hard into the hell in a cell again, and again, and again. Zack Ryder drops him down and he falls down on the mat. Zack Ryder grabs Killer Tschida and he whips him hard into the ring steps. Zack Ryder crashes into the ring steps. Zack Ryder throws Killer Tschida into the ring, and Zack Ryder climbs up on the apron. Zack Ryder goes up to the top rope, and he waits for Killer Tschida to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a missile drop kick that makes him fall down on the mat. Zack Ryder goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………………………..2………………….KICK OUT BY KILLER TSCHIDA!!]

JR-Zack Ryder is taking the fight to Killer Tschida.

King-He used his rage against him.

Kris Gaffney-That’s usually how it works.

[Zack Ryder waits for Killer Tschida to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, but Killer Tschida is able to duck under. Zack Ryder turns around, and he gets blasted with a killer kick that makes Zack Ryder goes down on the mat. Killer Tschida falls down on the mat, and he takes a few moments to rest up. Killer Tschida goes into the ropes, and he pulls himself up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Zack Ryder runs at Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida is able to counter with a hot shot that sends Zack Ryder flying, and Zack Ryder hits the top rope. Zack Ryder staggers backwards. Killer Tschida lifts up Zack Ryder, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex putting down Zack Ryder. Killer Tschida throws his arm over Zack Ryder for a pin cover, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2………Zack Ryder rolling the shoulder up breaking up the count. Zack Ryder and Killer Tschida are slow to get up to their feet. Zack Ryder gets hit with a few fists by Killer Tschida to the face that knocks him backwards. Killer Tschida attempts to whip Zack Ryder to the ropes, but its’ reversed by Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder lowers his head, but Killer Tschida is able to counter with a swinging neck breaker that connects on Zack Ryder.]

JR-Killer Tschida is making a come back here.

King-I’m sure Toots approves

[Zack Ryder is down, and Killer Tschida goes out of the ring, and he returns with a chair, he puts Zack Ryder on the chair. Killer Tschida goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and Killer Tschida goes for a double flying stomp while Ryder’s on the chair, but Ryder mvoes out of the way, Killer Tschida is able to move his legs to avoid landing on the chair. He turns around and he gets a Rough Ryder right into the chair!! Ryder goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………..3!!]

JR-Killer Tschida went for the big move, but Ryder had one more than Killer Tschida on this night.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Ricky Vegas is a former IC champion, and he’s going to look to get on the road for gold here.

King-And gambling references.

Kris Gaffney-Indeed.

Midnight Tiger makes his entrance amid a sea of neon lights, dressed in an ornate cape and costume as he makes his way down to the ring.

JR-Midnight Tiger has shown that he has a lot of talent though.

Kris Gaffney-Even though he can’t take the chances that Ricky can.

King-Sometimes that’s not a bad thing.

[Ricky Vegas and Midnight Tiger stand in the middle of the irng, they pace around the ring. They lock up, and Ricky Vegas hits a knee lift to the gut, and he tries to whip Midnight Tiger to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Midnight Tiger. Ricky Vegas bounces off of the ropes, and he goes for a clothesline, but Ricky Vegas ducks under, and he connects with a jab (ONE) connects with another jab (TWO) connects with another jab (THREE) connects with another jab (FOUR) connects with another jab (FIVE) connects with another jab (SIX) connects with another jab. Ricky Vegas backs up for an extra big fist to the face, but Midnight Tiger tries to beat him to the punch, and Ricky Vegas ducks under. Midnight Tiger bounces off of the ropes, and Ricky Vegas connects with his extra hard fist to knock him down to complete the crap shoot. Ricky Vegas backs up into the corner, and he motions for Midnight Tiger to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Ricky Vegas runs out of the corner, and flattens Midnight Tiger with a full house. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Midnight Tiger. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Midnight Tiger!! Ricky Vegas picks up Midnight Tiger, and he drops him with a body slam. Ricky Vegas pick up Midnight Tiger, and drops him with another body slam.]

JR-Ricky Vegas going for the three of a kind.

King-Somehow I got a bad feeling about its effectiveness.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder why…

[Midnight Tiger is set up for another body slam, but Midnight Tiger is able to slide out of the back. Midnight Tiger hooks Ricky Vegas, and he connects with a dragon suplex. Ricky Vegas hits the mat hard, and he rolls under the ropes. Ricky Vegas gets up on the apron. Midnight Tiger runs towards the ropes, and he jumps on the ropes, and he spring boards off of the ropes. He connects with a spring board drop kick to the face.]

JR-Midnight Tiger might be looking to win this match.

King-I think this is where you run Ricky.

[Midnight Tiger goes up to the top rope. But suddenly he is looking towards the isle way as Llyode Fortune is watching down to the ring side area. He jumps on the apron, and the ref is trying to make sure that he doesn’t enter the ring. But from the other side of the ring Mason Fortune pushes Midnight Tiger off of the turnbuckle. Ricky Vegas locks in the Black Jack in the middle of the ring and grapevines the leg as the Fortunes get out of there without being seen. The ref turns around as Midnight Tiger taps out as he can’t take anymore. Ricky Vegas wins via submission]

JR-What’s this about?

(Ricky, the fortunes stare down each other. Suddenly they start to attack the downed Midnight Tiger. Stomping away, and sometimes even hitting a few mounted fists. Ricky Vegas locks on the black jack again as refs try to break it up. The fortunes continue their attack as Midnight Tiger can’t do anything about it. Ms. Meadows laughs as she enters the ring. Finally the attack ends, and Meadows raises the arms of Ricky Vegas and the Fortunes.)

Mist fills the stage before the music kicks it up a gear, Conner Wicklow arrives through the mist and poses amongst a blast of white light. He steps inside of the ring. JR-This all started with an attack on Connor Wicklow. King- At least it wasn’t rikishi who did it. Kris Gaffney-Or Hornswoggle

(The lights all go black and Adam Cole Official Theme Song "All About Tha (BOOM!)")

(plays through out the arena as there is a mixture of cheers and boos as Adam Cole comes walking out to the stage from the back. He walk with confidence as both of his arms are out wide. He stands to the center of the stage and puts his left arm down and points to himself with his right yelling to the fans. He looks out to his left and then his right. He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” along with Adam Cole. He continues down the rampway in the direction to the ring. Once he gets ringside, he rolls into the ring, stands center of the ring and repeats; He squats down really low as he rocks side to side and then springs up with two fingers together on both hands in the sky as the fans all yell “ADAM COLE BAY BAY!” He then heads to the direction of his corner and squats down low, rocking side to side as he waits for the beginning of his match.)

(The arena lights suddenly begin to flash as “Gravity Lost” hits the arena speakers.)

(Pac walks out from the back, slowly as he yells loudly and finds himself standing in the center of the top of the rampway. He stands on top, rocking side to side and shouts again as the stage Pyrotechnics shoot off fireworks. Pac stares out at the ring with a look that would scare medusa and he begins his walk down the rampway. With ease, he grabs the top rope and leaps over. He walks over the to side turnbuckle, grabs the top rope as if he’s going to stand on top as he looks side to side. He doesn’t climb the turnbuckle, pushes off and seems to be angry as he walks around the ring. He makes his way into his corner, squats down low and waits for his match.)

JR-This is a highly personal match. King-I would say so. Kris Gaffney-I guess the time is here. [Connor Wicklow stares down Adam Cole in the ring. It seems that Azar Vulcan is allowing him to start the match. Connor Wicklow slides into the ring as the bell rings. Adam Cole goes for a super kick, but he ducks under. Adam Cole turns around and Connor Wicklow takes down Adam Cole with a double leg take down, and he connects with a few fists to the face.Adam Cole pushes off Connor Wicklow. He gets up to his feet, and he runs at Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow counters with a deep arm drag that sends Adam Cole flying across the ring. Adam Cole runs towards Connor Wicklow, and it’s countered once again with a deep arm drag. Adam Cole quickly gets up, and this time he makes the tag to Pac. Connor Wicklow thinks about it, and he makes the tag to Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan steps inside of the ring, and the two trade forearm shots to the face. Pac ducks one of the fists, and he runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Azar Vulcan connects with a flying knee to the face that puts him down on the mat. Azar Vulcan kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up, and he drops him with a brain buster.] JR-So far the Cabal is in control of this match up. Kris Gaffney-I’m certain this wasn’t how the Bullet Club thought it would go. King-That’s what they get for being a non-fruit eating verision of the Melon Club. [Azar Vulcan waits for Pac to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Azar Vulcan goes for the Money Maker, but Pac pushes him forward. Azar Vulcan bounces off of the ropes, and Pac connects with a leg lariat that puts down Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan gets up to his feet, and he connects with a running clothesline that knocks down Azar Vuclan. Pac makes the tag to Adam Cole. Adam Cole comes into the ring, and he goes for the last shot, but Azar Vulcan is able ot duck under, and he pushes Adam Cole to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face. Pac goes down on the mat. Pac is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Azar Vulcan gets hit with a super kick.] JR-Adam Cole hits the super kick. Kris Gaffney-The momentum seems to be swinging the Bullet Clubs way. [Adam Cole goes into the cover on Azar Vulcan. The ref counts 1…………2…….kick out by Azar Vulcan. Pac jumps into the ring, and they start to stomp Azar Vulcan. Connor Wicklow jumps into the ring and they fire fists to the face. The ref tries to get control of the match.But finally the ref realizes he can’t, and he calls for the bell for a no contest. But this does not stop the Bullet Club or Cabal. Both continue to brawl as officials and refs try to separate them. But they can’t stop them. Finally after a while they get pushed to back.)

(The lights all go black and Adam Cole Official Theme Song "All About Tha (BOOM!)")

JR-Adam Cole has to watch his back.

King-In more ways than one in this match.

Kris Gaffney-Luckily he has more than one person watching his back.

(From the back shirtless, jean shorts, work boots, and an American Flag cape on walks Mr. President “Jim Vice!” He stands at the top of the stage with a cold Mericaweiser in his hand. He cracks it open and quickly downs the cold brew and tosses the empty can into the stands. He beats his chest and then from the back slowly, methodically walks GOAT. GOAT hands Jim another Mericaweiser and he quickly downs it before tossing it to the stands again. The two smash their forearms. Jim begins his aggressive walk down the ramp as the crowd begins to erupt in “MERICA, FUCK YEA!” chants. Slower, more methodically walks GOAT, motionless on his face.)

Beautiful female announcer: “Ladies and Gentelmen. It is my pleasure to introduce to you. They are at a combined weight of 487 pounds of raw American greatness! One standing 6’2”, the other 6’1”. GOAT! Mr. President, Dr. JIM VICE! Welcome to the ring, TEAM AMERICA!”

JR-The president is looking to become the champion.

King- Both are stressful jobs.

Kris Gaffney-Luckily Jim Vice is good enough to handle it.

(Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth, blasts over the loudspeakers and the crowd erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans while holding his Extreme Championship strap with the rest of it draped over the back of his shoulder. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stairs slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman. On his way to the ring, fighting out of Honolulu Hawaii. Standing 6’4” weighing in at 250 pounds. He is the Extreme Measures Federation Extreme Champion, JACKSON “KOA KOA” GUNNER! JR-To get the title, they are going to have to take it from this man.

King-Insert championship advantage not existent in this match here comment.

Kris Gaffney-No matter how some people wished it did.

[Jackson Gunner and Adam Cole throw fists to the face, neither is backing down. Adam Cole pokes the eyes of Jackson Gunner. Adam Cole goes for a super kick, but Jackson Gunner is able to duck under it. Jackson Gunner jumps on the second rope, and he comes off of the ropes with a flying kick to the side of the face that knocks down Adam Cole. Jackson Gunner gets up, and Jim Vice tries to take advantage with a kick and he goes for USA, but it’s countered by Jackson Gunner who pushes him off, Jim Vice tursn around right into a clothesline over the top rope. Jackson Gunner turns around as Adam Cole goes towards him, and Jackson Gunner connects with a hot shot that sends him flying into the top rope. Jackson Gunner kicks Adam Cole in the gut, and he drops him with a DDT.]

JR-The champion has avoided the attacks of his challengers, but one has to wonder whether or not he can keep that up.

King-I got a feeling it’s going to catch up to him.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder why that is…

[Jackson Gunner goes into the cover on Adam Cole. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……..from the outside of the irng Jim Vice reaches into the ring, and Jackson Gunner is pulled out of the ring. Jim Vice ducks under a clothesline. Jackson Gunner turns around, and he kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him, and drops Jackson Gunner with a pumphandle neck breaker on the mat around ring side. Jim Vice climbs on the apron, and seeing that Adam Cole is still down, Jim Vice leaps from the apron and comes down on the downed Jackson Gunner with a frog splash. Jim Vice see’s Adam Cole is recovering in the ring. Jim Vice slides into the ring, and he lifts up Adam Cole, and he drops him with a body slam.]

JR-Jim Vice has taken control of this match.

King-If he can hit a big move, he might be able to get the win.

[Jim Vice goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope and he goes for a swanton bomb, but at the last moment Adam Cole moves out of the way. Jim Vice crashes down on the mat hard. He is slow to get up clearly feeling the effects of the moves. Adam Cole drops him with the Florida Keys. Adam Cole takes a few moments to rest up as he watches as Jim Vice rolls into the corner, and Jim Vice gets up in the corner. Adam Cole gets up, and he runs towards him, and he connects with a flying forearm. Adam Cole backs up, and Jim Vice staggers out of the corner, and he drops him with a super kick.]

JR-Adam Cole with the super kick.

King-I’m sure that the Young Bucks are very impressed.

Kris Gaffney-They would be…

[Adam Cole waits for Jim Vice. Adam Cole connects with the last shot, but he see’s that Jackson Gunner is getting into the ring. Adam Cole runs at Jackson Gunner. Jackson Gunner hits a side elbow that knocks him backwards. Jackson Gunner pushes Adam Cole forward. Cole hits into Jim Vice. Vice falls out of the ring. Adam Cole staggers towards Jackson Gunner. Gunner picks up Adam Cole, and he drops him with a burning samaon. Jackson Gunner goes into the cover on Adam Cole. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!]

JR-Jackson Gunner survives.

King-He was able to find the opening before anyone else, that’s usually the key in this match.

("Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Miley Cyrus plays over the PA System as Laura Cena makes her way out onto the ramp. She doesn't look happy at having drawn the #1 entry, but looks determined.)

JR: Not an easy number for Laura here.... but if anyone can do it, she can.

King: 20 women will enter the match.... and can only be eliminated by being thrown over the top rope.

Kris: Luckily, Catherine Walker isn't one of them.... so I can keep my commentary job and not lose it to Eddie....

(Laura patiently awaits the number 2 entry, and doesn't seem surprised when "Angel on my Shoulder" plays over the PA System, given that a number of Beautiful People members are expected for the match. She looks stunned though when former Beautiful People member Velvet Sky emerges from behind the curtain. Velvet looks to have gotten back in shape, which makes Laura smile a bit, but she's still not overly thrilled to see the woman who used to be her mother figure.)

JR: Well this is a shock... for more than 1 reason.

King: Luckily Velvet is back.... rather than the girl who ate Velvet...

Kris: Must have taken a lot of work... but will it pay off...

(Velvet performs her usual entrance over the ropes, and Laura watches, shaking her head. Velvet then approaches Laura as the bell sounds. She offers Laura a hug. Laura looks reluctant, but goes in and hugs Velvet. Velvet tries to pull away, but Laura keeps hold of her, and then suplexes her hard to the mat. Laura looks angry and stomps away at Velvet. Velvet tries to roll out of the way, but Laura goes down on top of her and hammers away with hard shots to her. Eventually, Laura backs off, but only so she can let Velvet stumble up and then connect with a super kick to send her back down. Laura picks Velvet back up, and hurls her hard over the top rope. Velvet lands on the apron. Laura stands and waits for Velvet to get back up and then charges at her, but Velvet pulls the top rope down, and Laura falls over it, landing on the apron with her. The two of them stand up and stare at each other, but before they can exchange blows, "Better Than You" plays over the PA System, and out comes Becky Bayless, much to the shock of everyone as she hasn't been seen in many years. Laura and Velvet nod to each other and get back into the ring. Becky runs at them but Velvet dives and takes her down with a clothesline. Velvet starts to visciously assault Becky and Laura watches on, a little taken aback by it. Eventually Laura gets involved, pulling Velvet away and suplexing Becky down after she had climbed back to her feet. Becky rolls to the ropes and grabs hold of them, and starts to pull herself up. As she does, Velvet grabs hold of Becky's top, and keeps pulling at it, until it rips clean off, leaving Becky in her black bra. Laura tries to calm Velvet down, and asks her what she's doing, and during the conversation, Becky regains her composure and grabs hold of Velvet and throws her over the top rope. Velvet lands on the apron again and Becky grabs hold of Laura and tries to throw her into Velvet. Laura reverses and is about to send Becky flying into Velvet when she stops, and pulls her back to stop Velvet being eliminated. She kicks Becky in the midsection as she rebounds to her and Velvet gets back into the ring and drills Becky down with the Beauty Mark. Velvet remove's Becky's bottom now, leaving her in her black bra and panties, even though this isn't a requirement of the match. She starts yelling at Becky as the countdown begins again...)

JR: Does Velvet Sky understand the rules?

King: Well, most diva matches around here have that as a requirment.... maybe she's confused?

Kris: Or maybe she's just annoyed about something from a long time ago....

("Tori's Theme" plays over the PA System and outcomes the first ever EMF Women's Champion, Tori, to a shocked reaction. Velvet and Laura stand side by side waiting for her. Tori gets up on the apron, but is hesitant to enter the ring with 2 women waiting for her. Eventually, Velvet charges at her, and Tori hits a knee to the midsection through the ropes. Tori positions Velvet, as if she's going to Tori-plex her from the apron over the top rope. She goes to lift Velvet up, but Laura grabs hold of Velvet and pulls her to safety. Tori now has an opening to get into the ring, but Becky Bayless has got up in this time. Becky lunges at Velvet, but Laura pushes Velvet out of the way, and Becky ends up grabbing hold of Tori's top, and pulling it clean off. Tori happens to not be wearing a bra, and the crowd cheer loudly at this, although it's censored to the viewer and she's probably wearing pasties anyway. Tori doesn't seem bothered, almost like she's happy at this opportunity. She kicks Becky in the midsection, and plants her down with the Tori-Plex. Suddenly she's met with a huge SPEAR by Laura Cena, which leaves her down on the mat. "Million Dollar Theme" plays next after another countdown. Laura locks eyes with Velvet and they both look a little uncomfortable at Laura's birth mother making her way out. Natasha gets into the ring as Tori stumbles to her feet and Natasha immediately connects with "Your Heart Won't Go On" to Tori's breast area! Tori collapses against the ropes where Natasha is easily able to throw her out. Tori lays on the floor at ringside, covering her chest. Becky Bayless throws some right hands at Natasha, but Natasha catches one and fires back, and then nails her with the move as well. Becky falls to the mat in the middle of the ring and rolls to the side, seemingly safe from elimination. "You Can Look, but you can't touch" plays next and out comes Nikki Bella, but she is pushing her twin, Brie Bella, out onto the ramp. Brie is locked up like Hannibel Lecter and is wheeled towards the ring. Brie enters the ring and Nikki gets a steel chair to sit on at ringside. Brie notices this and slides back out of the ring, under the bottom rope, and tosses her sister out of the chair, before grabbing it for herself and sliding into the ring with it. Laura, Velvet and Natasha meanwhile have been arguing in the ring and they don't notice Brie come up behind Laura with the chair and smash her in the head. Laura goes down and Brie then smashes Velvet and Natasha with the chair as well. All 3 women are down and Brie starts trying to decide who to try and eliminate when "The Epic" plays next and out comes Doctor Britt Baker. Brie stares at her and is daring her to get into the ring. Britt hesitates but Nikki picks herself up and throws Britt into the ring. Brie swings the chair at her, but Britt superkicks it back into Brie's head, causing Brie to drop the chair and stagger. Britt grabs hold of her, and plants Brie down with a DDT onto the chair. Laura Cena is up now and notices the chair on the floor. She goes to grab it, but as she bends down, Britt connects with Codebreaker. Laura wisely rolls under the bottom rope to regain her breathe. Velvet Sky runs at Britt and Britt nails her with the RainBaker, and then hurls her over the top rope. Laura, who is standing on the outside, catches Velvet, considers it for a second, and then drops her to the floor. "Find The Real by Alterbridge" plays next and out comes Jessica Cole-Mann. As she slides into the ring, Brie Bella and Becky Bayless both get back up to their feet to join Britt Baker. Laura Cena goes to slide back into the ring but Velvet Sky grabs her and hurls her hard into the announce table, and starts yelling at her.)

JR: Jessica sliding in with.... all the Bs.

King: Britt Baker, Becky Bayless, Brie Bella.... she's the odd one out!

Kris: But she'll be safe in the knowledge they're all real..... maybe....

(Jessica shouts something at Nikki Bella who is still at ringside, and then slides into the ring. She seems excited to see all the women in the ring and starts trying to hug them all. The other women look confused, and back away. Jessica then goes over and revives her hero, Natasha Jones. Suddenly Becky Bayless charges at the pair of them, but Natasha catches her and plants her down with the Get Bent! Her and Jessica then pick up Becky and hurl her out of the ring, eliminaing her from the match. Jessica offers Natasha a high five, and Natasha reluctantly returns it. Jessica asks Natasha who they should get next, while Britt and Brie stand there looking amused. Jessica wants to attack Brie, but Natasha suggests it should be Britt. Jessica plays "OK, cool... whatever!" and charges at Britt, who nails her with another RainBaker. Jessica stumbles back but Natasha uses the opening to nail Your Heart Won't Go On on Britt and then throw her over the top rope. Britt hangs on tight and lands on the apron. Unfortunately for her, Laura Cena had just climbed onto the same apron to get back into the ring. Laura decides to connect with a superkick, which sends Britt to the outside, eliminating her. Laura climbs back into the ring, wanting revenge on Brie for the earlier chair shot. She goes for a SPEAR but Brie sidesteps and Laura accidentally SPEARS her own mother, Natasha. Laura gets up, looking concerned, and Brie tries to take advantage and hurl Laura over the top rope. But as she does, Laura's eyes flicker, and she reverses and sends Brie over the top instead. Brie lands on the apron and Laura wastes no time grabbing the chair and smashing Brie, eliminating her. Nikki Bella, on the outside, quickly scrambles to lock Brie back up. Suddenly "The Duck Song" plays over the PA and the crowd cheer as the best Melon's in the business, Melonia Trump makes her way out into the ring. Jessica is stunned as Melonia gets into the ring, and quickly asks "Are those melons real?!" but Melonia then kicks her in the midsection and plants her down with a quick suplex. Melonia jumps to the top rope, and nails a Hurribanana on Jessica as she stumbles up. Jessica is dazed, and Melonia throws her over the top and out of the match.)

JR: Jessica made an impact... but it's over for her now.

King: She was only safe until some proper melons showed up!

(Natasha is back on her feet now and sizes up Melonia. Natasha grabs Melonia and throws her into the ropes, but Melonia bounces back off of them. Natasha lowers her head looking for a move of some kind but Melonia counters this into another Hurribanana and Natasha goes flying across the ring. Natasha rolls to the outside, where she notices Tori is still laying there, not wanting to leave as she has no top. Natasha shrugs, grabs Tori, and applies the Tit Panic on her on the outside. Nikki Bella is still on the outside having locked Brie back up, and she sees this, and grabs the chair which at some point had been removed from the ring, and blasts Natasha with it, breaking the hold. Tori, despite being hurt, wastes no time leaving now. Melonia and Laura meanwhile are trading blows, with Laura getting the better. Laura superkicks Melonia, who lands against the ropes. Laura clenches her feet and Melonia stumbles forward right into Laura's own version of Your Heart Won't Go On, after which Laura does the You Can't See Me taunt and delivers a 5 knuckle shuffle. Nikki rolls Natasha back into the ring and Natasha is dazed from the chair shot. Melonia stumbles up and Laura hoists her up for the Royally Screwed, but as she does, Melonia kicks out at Natasha, and Natasha spills over the top rope, out of the match. Nikki looks excited at her work and mocks Natasha before wheeling Brie back up the ramp. Laura plants Melonia down with the Royally Screwed, but before she can think about eliminating her "Keys to the city" plays over the PA System and Trish Stratus enters at number 10.)

JR: We've reached halfway with a Diva who once dominated the division....

King: But hasn't reached that level in a long time....

Kris: This could be her path back to the top.

(Trish gets into the ring but Laura wastes no time unloading on her with right hands. Laura kicks Trish in the midsection and then plants her down with a quick suplex. Melonia is trying to pull herself up using the ropes, and Laura lets her do so and then superkicks her over the top, but she lands on the apron. Laura runs over and hits a right hand on Melonia but she still hangs on. Trish is back up now, and she nails a Chick Kick to the back of Laura's head. Laura goes down hard and Trish looks over at Melonia and appears to suggest an alliance to get rid of Laura. Melonia agrees and gets back into the ring. Trish tells Melonia to go over and do something to Laura, but Melonia kicks Trish in the midsection, and plants her down with the Melon Buster! Laura gets to her feet just in time to see Melonia throw Trish over the top rope, and Trish falls to the mat just as the countdown starts again. This time "Recognition" plays and out comes Charlotte Flair. Charlotte runs straight down the ramp and charges striaght at Laura, but Laura grabs Melonia and throws her into the path of Charlotte who SPEARS Melonia down. This gives Laura an opening to hit a superkick to the head of Charlotte, which staggers her. Laura then grabs hold of Charlotte and irish whips her towards the ropes. Charlotte bounces off the ropes and goes for another spear on Laura, but Laura sidesteps and Charlotte SPEARS Melonia again. Laura grabs her from behind, positions Charlotte and plants her down with the Clean Sweep.She then grabs hold of Charlotte's legs, and transitions into the WT.... H submission hold. As Laura tightens the hold, "Legs" blasts out next and out comes Stacy Hancock. Like Charlotte before her she sprints down the ramp and heads striaght for Laura, kicking her in the side of the head and breaking up the submission hold. Stacy stomps away at Laura, and Melonia pulls herself up in the corner. Stacy spots her and goes over and uses her long legs to choke Melonia in the corner with her foot. Charlotte meanwhile gets to her feet and continues the beatdown on Laura. Stacy comes over to join her and the 2 stable mates stomp down on Laura together. Charlotte then grabs Laura's legs and calls for the Figure 8..... which she eventually applies. Laura shrieks in pain and tries to reach the ropes, but can't. Stacy takes the opportunity to stand on Laura's hair and then lift her arms, so both women have holds on her at once, and Melonia watches on. Suddenly the countdown starts again and "Walk, Idiot, Walk" plays next and out comes Christy Hemme. Christy runs into the ring and clotheslines Stacy hard, getting her away from Laura. Charlotte sees her coming and breaks the hold on Laura, but Christy hits her with a Snapmere, and then a dropkick to the face.Stacy comes back over and gets suplexed by Christy, who then plants Charlotte down with a DDT. Laura has somewhat recovered and Hemme goes over, and hugs Laura, who returns it. The BP try and recover in one of the corners and Melonia is looking on, trying to decide what to do. Suddenly the lights dim and Rachel Cena's familiar voice over starts...)

JR: After taking a beating.... her sister is the last person Laura wants to see....

King: Shhh... officially... this isn't Rachel! It's her twin!

Kris: We all believe that....

(Rachel Cena, or her twin... comes out onto the ramp and heads down to the ring. The question of who it is is seemingly answered for us moments later though when none other than KANE slides into the ring from the other side as Rachel makes her way down the ramp. As Rachel mutters something whilst clutching her amulet, Kane grabs Charlotte Flair by the throat. Stacy runs to try and save her and Kane grabs her with his other hand. He then turns and chokeslams both women over the top rope. Rachel continues to give out orders and he turns his attention to Melonia. Not knowing that Rachel is in control, Melonia tries flashing her watermelon colored bra at Kane... but it has no effect, and she meets the same fate, being chokeslammed out of the match. This leaves just Laura and Hemme in the ring and Kane turns to face them, but Laura and Hemme both slide under the bottom rope and run to grab Rachel. Kane gives chase and the girls run round the ring and then Rachel slides into the ring, closely followed by both Laura and Hemme. Rachel shakes her head, and motions for Kane to leave. Laura and Hemme look confused, but he walks away up the ramp. Rachel seemingly doesn't want to use her ultimate weapon against her sister or the woman she lives with. Before any of the 3 housemates can make a move though, "Turn it Up" plays over the PA System and out comes Bayley. The fans are going wild for her and her tube men as she heads down the ramp. She gets into the ring and approaches Laura and Hemme and offers them hugs. She hugs them both, and then goes over to Rachel, who seems disinterested. She hugs her anyway, and then Rachel hits a kick to the midsection, hooks the arms and plants Bayley down with the Bastardisation! She then hurls Bayley straight out of the match. This leaves us down to 3 again. This time Rachel runs over and tries to clothesline Laura, but Laura ducks underneath it. Laura jumps back up and Rachel turns round but catches Laura's foot as she goes for another superkick. Rachel spins Laura around and then kicks her in the midsection and hooks the arms.... but Laura counters into a big back body drop.... but Rachel floats over and lands on her feet. She spins around and her and Laura eyeball each other. Christy Hemme looks like she doesn't want to fight either of them and she hangs back, and then the countdown starts again and "You Can Look, but you can't touch" plays next. Nikki Bella makes her way out onto the ramp. Kane is still there though and he grabs her and chokeslams her. Rachel looks at Hemme and Laura and can be heard saying "Oops... she kind of lives with us, should I have done that?" Nikki looks hurt, and suddenly Natasha Jones returns at the top of the ramp. She grabs Nikki and pulls her down the ramp and throws her into the ring, like she did to her earlier. Laura shrugs, and just throws Nikki back out. Rachel uses the opening to grab Laura and chuck her over the top rope, where she lands on the apron. Christy, having forged an alliance with Laura, rushes over to try and help but Rachel has it scouted and turns around to warn her against it. Laura, still on the aproun, then grabs Rachel from behind but Rachel elbows her off and Laura stumbles. She's able to hold on and then vaults onto the top of the ropes before leaping off and catches Rachel with a Hurricanrana. Rachel kips up and all 3 stare at eachother across the ring.... when suddenly "Cry Little Sister" plays over the PA System and Rebecca Michelle comes out onto the ramp.)

JR: Another blast from the past... and Christy Hemme can't be happy about this one...

King: These two used to date! Until Rebecca ditched her for Mickie James....

Kris: That must still sting as Hemme doesn't usually like girls...

(Rebecca gets into the ring and charges at Hemme, but Laura Cena steps in the way, and holds her back. Laura gets behind Rebecca and holds her back, and then looks at Hemme. Hemme looks Rebecca up and down, and shakes her head. She wants nothing to do with this. Hemme steps over the top rope, and jumps down to the floor, eliminating herself. Rebecca looks stunned. She elbows Laura off, and runs over to the ropes to shout at Christy to come back. While she's distracted doing this, Rachel Cena flips her over the top rope, but she is able to land on the apron. Rachel runs to try and knock her down, but Laura pulls Rachel back, and then hurls her into one of the turnbuckles. Laura grabs hold of Rebecca, and suplexes her from the arpon back into the ring. Laura looks angry at Rebecca, seemingly on behalf of Hemme. Laura hits Rebecca with a huge clothesline and then another and then another when she gets up each time. Shen then grabs hold of her, and nails a stiff looking version of the Clean Sweep on her. She taunts, calling for the Royally Screwed, and hoists Rebecca up into the air. She brings her down hard. Before she can think of doing anything more, "Holla" plays over the PA System and Kelly Kelly runs down the ramp at number 18.)

JR: Kelly makes 18... only 2 more to go.

King: So Rebecca Michelle is close to making the top 5?! Huge result for Lesbians everywhere!

Kris: I think she's Bi.... but never mind the facts.

(Kelly slides into the ring as Laura is picking up Rebecca again but Kelly takes Laura down with a chopblock as Rachel watches on. Kelly goes to work with stomps on Laura, and Rachel goes over and joins in. Rachel holds Laura back to allow Kelly to hit a few hard shots, and then Rachel hurls Laura into the corner where she falls to a seated position. Kelly wastes no time tauning the crowd and then hiting up her shorts and going over to perfrom a stinkface on Laura. Eventually she stops and waits for Laura to stumble out of the corner, and then Rachel grabs Laura, and plants her down with the Bastardisation! Rachel wants to try and eliminate her, but Kelly has other ideas, and pulls Rachel into the middle of the ring. Rachel looks confused as Kelly's music plays, and Kelly starts to dance, and seems to be encouraging Rachel to dance with her. Rachel shakes her head and decks Kelly with a clothesline as the music stops. Rachel heads back over to Laura but Laura fires away with right hands as she picks her up. The two trade blows and Kelly this time tries to get Rebecca to dance with her. The music plays again, and Rebecca looks confused, but she does start to dance with Kelly. Kelly motions that Rebecca should remove her top, at which point Rebecca has had enough, and kicks Kelly in the midsection and goes for the Siren Song.... but before she can do it, Laura Cena, who has subdued Rachel temporarily, grabs hold of Rebecca and hurls her out of the ring. She starts yelling at Rebecca, giving Kelly Kelly the opening to dump Laura over the top rope, but she lands on the apron and clings to the ring ropes. Rebecca notices this, and as Laura gets to her feet, Rebecca Michelle gets onto the apron, and kisses Laura as the crowd go wild. Rebecca tries to pull Laura to the floor while this is happening, but Laura pushes her off, and then grabs Rebecca and rams her head first into the ring post, sending her to the floor. Laura looks tempted to continue the assault but realises she went over the top, and so climbs back into the ring. Just then the countdown starts again.... and when it finishes, the theme of Edwina Stratus plays. Laura and Rachel both look stunned.)

JR: Well we had her sister earlier....

King: Here's my winner!

Kris: I wouldn't bank on it....

(Edwina Stratus slides into the ring and Laura and Rachel look like they have no idea what to do. Kelly does though. Kelly motions Edwina into the middle of the ring, and calls for her music again. Edwina dances with Kelly with no hesitation, and this time, Kelly removes her own top. She then tries to remove Edwina's, and at this point Edwina gets uncomfortable, and starts pulling at her top to keep it on, and yelling at Kelly. Kelly looks confused, and Edwina goes for a right hand to get her away from her top. Kelly blocks it, and kicks Edwina in the midsection, but misplaces it a little and ends up kicking Edwina in the "breast" which then bursts with a loud bang, much to the amusement of Rachel and Laura. Edwina shrieks and doesn't resist much as Kelly hurls her out of the ring. Unfortunately for Kelly, she has had her back turned to Laura too long, and Laura dumps her out. Now we are down to just Rachel and Laura in the ring..... Rachel is straight away on Laura, hammering away with right hands, and Laura is starting to look tired. Rachel backs Laura into the corner, and hits some hard shots there, but Laura blocks one and elbows her away. Laura vaults up to the top rope, and measures Rachel, but suddenly Kelly Kelly, who hadn't left yet, sprays Laura in the eyes with something. Laura yells out and can't see. She falls backwards and lands on the apron. She can't see but senses Rachel running towards her and hangtimes Rachel off the ropes. Opening her eyes slightly, she sees where Rachel is, and grabs her, and lifts her over the top rope, and Rachel lands on the apron. The two start hammering away at eachother with Laura moving on pure instinct, which gives Rachel the upper hand, and Rachel knocks Laura down eventually, but as she falls, Laura uses her leg to sweep away at Rachel, knocking her off balance too, and both women fall to the ground at seemingly the same time. Everyone looks confused as to who hit first....)

JR: Wait.... which one hit the floor first?

King: It was too close to call... we need a replay?

Kris: Do we?

(Suddenly "Boss It" plays over the PA System, and everyone realises there was one entry to go. Eva Maria. She comes out onto the ramp, and poses, while Rachel and Laura look stunned.)

Finkle: Here is your winner of the Royal Rumble Match..... Eva Marie!

(Eva doesn't even bother to get into the ring. She just taunts at both Rachel and Laura, and then heads back behind the curtain. Everyone seems stunned by what just happened.)

JR: This doesn't seem right.... Eva Maria just won the Royal Rumble... without even getting into the ring!

King: I guess... within the rules of the match.... that has to stand.

Kris: It's not her fault everyone else was eliminated....

(Laura looks heartbroken at ringside, but Rachel looks satisfied, having prevented Laura from winning. The winner, meanwhile, is nowhere to be seen.)

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

JR-The Wretched Nobody last month seemed to stay in the head of Tony Ikeda.

King-Now he’s more than a memory.

Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure Tony approves.

The sound of a revolver being loaded stuns the crowd. Instantly the lights drop, plunging the arena into total darkness. Suddenly “Get the strap” by 6ix9ine & 50 Cent blares out over the speakers and the reaction is mixed. The first 12-13 seconds play with no sign of Wade until “Grr grr Go get the strap” bellows out. Wade strolls out calmly to the ring announcement. Not bothered by the cheers and jeers from the crowd, Wade pays little attention as he narrows in on the ring before sliding under the bottom rope. Removing his jacket and tee in the centre of the ring he stands ready for his opponent.

JR-Wade Flow is a new comer to the main event scene.

Kimberly Walker-Meh…he wishes he could have come up my finishers.

King-I love how she randomly appears.

(“Game on” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony has been able to turn back various challenges to his championship, can it survive another one?

King-Most people don’t know how he’s survived to this point to begin with.

Kris Gaffney-Ha! He’s old!

[The Wretched Nobody, Wade Flow, and Tony Ikeda stand in the middle of the ring as the bell rings. Wade Flow backs up and allows Tony Ikeda to throw fists to the face. Neither wrestler are backing down, but then the Wretched Nobody is able to hit a hard fist to the face that knocks back Tony Ikeda. Wade Flow tries to take advantage with an attempted Flow Stopper, but Tony Ikeda ducks under. Wade Flow gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda hits a clothesline over the top rope. Tony Ikeda turns right into hard clothesline that knocks down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda gets picked up by the Wretched Nobody, and he lifts him up and he drops him with a rib breaker. Tony Ikeda is in a lot of pain. The Wretched Nobody waits for Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet in the corner. The Wretched Nobody runs at Tony Ikeda, and he connects with a splash in the corner.]

JR-Wade Flow getting involved gave the Wretched Nobody an opening there to attack Tony Ikeda.

King-I doubt that Wretch needed it.

Kris Gaffney-But any help causing pain is always welcomed.

[As the Wretched Nobody backs out of the corner. Wade Flow grabs his head, and he connects with a hang man that makes The Wretched Nobody stagger backwards. Wade Flow measures up on the Wretched Nobody, and Wade Flow sling shots himself over the top rope, and he connects with a flying shoulder block that staggers the Wretched Nobody once again. The Wretched Nobody stunned, but not out of it Wade Flow gets up to his feet, and he runs towards the Wretched Nobody, and he connects with a code breaker this sends the Wretched Nobody flying backwards, and he falls out of the ring. Tony Ikeda has gotten up to his feet, he runs at Wade Flow, and he tries to attack Wade Flow, Wade Flow ducks under, and he hits a kick to the gut, and he sets up Tony Ikeda and he drops him with the twist of fate. Wade Flow goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1…………….2……….KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda!!]

JR-Tony Ikeda kicks out.

King- Just 2 Badddddddddddddddd.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe for Tony…

[The Wretched Nobody has climbed up on the apron. Wade Flow turns around, and he attempts to go for a fist to the face, but the Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a choke slam. But Tony Ikeda is able to take advantage of this situation with a baseball slide that sends The Wretched Nobody flying off of the apron. The Wretched Nobody hits his face on the apron. Wade Flow is slow to get up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda hooks Wade Flow, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a full nelson slam. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Wade Flow. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………………2……………..KICK OUT by Wade Flow. Tony Ikeda gets in position for his next attack.]

JR-The World Champion setting up on one of his challengers.

King-I got a feeling this is going to bad BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Tony Ikeda hooks on a full nelson, but Wade Flow is able to counter with a snap mare. Wade Flow runs at Tony Ikeda. Tony counters with hot shot. Tony drops Flow with a full nelson slam. The lights turn off, and once again the lights turn on. The Wretched Nobody is stalking behind Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda out of no where hits a running double knee sending the fluid out of Wretches mouth which explodes into fire, some goes right into the Wretched Nobody’s face. Wretch falls out of the ring. Tony Ikeda decides turns to check his situation never seeing the Flow Stopper by Wade Flow that connects. Tony seems out of it. Wade Flow goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts 1……………2……………3!!]

JR-Another amazing upset. Wretches tactics didn’t work quite as well this time.

King-Latino Heat literally!

(Wade Flow rolls out of the ring as the Wretched Nobody is already recovering as Latino Heat goes off the air.)