EMF Latino Heat

EMF: Latino Heat
	JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Bluetista!!! (crowd boos ) [Bluetista comes to the ring. ] JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Jack Killborn!!! (crowd cheers ) [Jack Killborn walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Bluetista executes a pumphandle suplex on Jack Killborn. Jack Killborn places Bluetista on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ring, ring, ring) Jack Killborn is hit with a backward kick. Bluetista goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Jack Killborn. Bluetista moves back to his feet. Jack Killborn is up again. Jack Killborn hits Bluetista with the crotch slam. Jack Killborn slingshot elbow drops Bluetista. Jack Killborn chokes Bluetista. Jack Killborn chants start. Bluetista gets hit with the shooting star press from Jack Killborn. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Bluetista escapes. Jack Killborn with the hammerlock on Bluetista. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Bluetista trys to escape. ... ... Bluetista escapes. Bluetista gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Jack Killborn. Jack Killborn chants start. Jack Killborn measures Bluetista up and drops a closed fist. Jack Killborn gets up. Jack Killborn sends Bluetista to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Jack Killborn hits a frog splash on Bluetista. Jack Killborn gets back to his feet. Bluetista gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jack Killborn. Jack Killborn is back on his feet. (..2) Jack Killborn puts Bluetista in an arm grapevine submission. Jack Killborn piledrives Bluetista into the floor. (...3) Jack Killborn knee drops Bluetista. Jack Killborn gets back to his feet. Now Bluetista standing. Jack Killborn pokes Bluetista in the eyes. Jack Killborn chants start. (....4) Jack Killborn bounces Bluetista off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop. Jack Killborn stomps Bluetista's head. (.....5) Jack Killborn hits the handspring moonsault on Bluetista. Jack Killborn chants start. Jack Killborn hits Bluetista with a rolling elbow smash to the face. (......6) Jack Killborn climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Bluetista. Now Jack Killborn standing. Now Bluetista standing. Jack Killborn grabs Bluetista by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. (.......7) Jack Killborn grabs Bluetista's head and hites him in the face. Jack Killborn chants start. Jack Killborn bounces Bluetista off the ropes and clotheslines him. Bluetista is up again. (........8) ] JR - Jack Killborn'll be counted out. [Jack Killborn pulls Bluetista's hair. Jack Killborn mule kicks Bluetista. Jack Killborn chants start. Jack Killborn goes to the ring. (.........9)Bluetista cuts him off, both wrestlers fight on the outside (...........10). JR - A count out, no one wins. (Copyright information is displayed on the screen. We go into a highlight video highlighting the career of the man that this event is named after Eddie Guerrero. Mixed in with current footage of how many of the matches came together. We fade into an introduction screen that welcomes us to Latino Heat 2019. The lights are turned out in the arena in Houston, Texas. Pyrotechnics blasts on the specially made set for Latino Heat. Finally ending in a giant explosion. The lights turn on, and yell, and wave their signs. The camera’s search around the audience. We pull out as it displays the location information. The camera searches around as JR speaks.) JR-We are live from Houston, Texas. Hello, and welcome to EMF Latino Heat 2019. I am good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Tonight we have quite the show. King-That’s an understatement, who would thought that Orange Cassidy would be in the main event….it’s like if Kris main evented a Pay Per View…the only difference is that Orange doesn’t care, and he’s still doing better than Kris. Kris Gaffney-We also have some other good matches…. King-I rather just talk about how horrible you were as a wrestler! JR-Let’s get started with tonights opening contest. The intro for Alien Angel plays as the lights dim, with two spot lights on the stage as Tre Misanthrope is isolated, his back to the audience and his arms outstretched. After the first build-up, the song cuts to the chorus, where he turns around and raises one finger to the sky, staring above him. He makes his way to the ring, stopping halfway down the ramp to extend his arms again and scream, before running to the ring and sliding under the ropes. He stands up again, extending his arms one last time before punching the mat, staring down as if he is praying until the music fades out. The Black Dahlia Murder - Reciept plays over the arena speakers. The crowd anxiously anticipates the entrance of Atticus Chambers as the fog machines spew fog at the entrance but are surprised to find half a dozen state police and several federal agents entering the arena via the ramp. They crowd the entrance with nightsticks and handcuffs ready as they also anxiously anticipate the arrival of Atticus. Then suddenly the lights of the arena kick off with a thud from the main breaker. The arena blanketed in darkness and infected by an ocean like whisper from the crowd. Cellphones and lights illuminate sporadically through the arena, though not providing sufficient lighting, create an ambient aura. The lights turn on just in time to see Atticus descending from the rafters by a black rope and land in the ring ready to rage war. The crowd cheers at the unexpected entrance. JR-Should be interesting how these two work together. King-They don’t seem to be the best of friends. Kris Gaffney-Maybe that’ll work in their favor! King-…well…that’s looking on the bright side. (“Fantastic Baby” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley and Wade Wilson walk out on the stage, and they step inside of the ring.) JR-The tag team champions are the polar opposite of their opponents. King-Although, they can’t totally bank on that, as they have been working on it. Kris Gaffney-On talent alone, their both very talented, we’ll see what happens. [Logan Riley and Tre Misanthrope start out in the middle of the ring talking trash. Logan throws the first fist. Tre Misanthrope ducks under, and he hits a few knife edge chops ot the chest. Logan Riley tries to throw a fist in response. Tre Misanthrope ducks under, he jumps on the second rope, and he connects with a flying kick to the side of the head. Tre Misanthrope waits for Logan Riley to stumble towards where he wants. Tre Misanthrope hooks him, and he hooks Logan Riley into a small package. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Logan Riley. Logan Riley gets up to his feet. Tre Misanthrope hits a standing drop kick that makes him back up into the corner. Tre Misanthrope hits a few stomps into the corner, and he makes the tag to Atticus Chambers. Atticus Chambers steps into the ring. Atticus Chambers waits as Tre Misanthrope whips Logan Riley to the other side of the ring. He crashes into the corner on the other side of the ring. Tre Misanthrope whips Atticus Chambers into the corner, and he crashes into the corner with a splash in on Logan Riley. Logan Riley stumbles out of the corner. Atticus Chambers kicks him in the gut, and he connects with a double hooked suplex on Logan Riley. Atticus Chambers goes inot the cover on Logan Riley. The ref counts 1……………..2………..KICK OUT by Logan Riley. He looks towards Wade Wilson. Atticus Chambers hits a fist to the face of Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson tries to come into the ring, but this was to draw Logan Riley to attempt to take advantage of this, and he tries to attack Atticus Chambers from behind. Atticus Chambers throws Logan Riley into Wade Wilson. Wade falls off of the apron. Atticus Chambers kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him into a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up. He drops him with a brain buster on Logan Riley.] JR-Logan might be in trouble here. King-Maybe he should grow claws. Kris Gaffney-Wade wouldn’t have a problem if this happened. [Atticus Chambers climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off. He goes for the faith fall, but Logan Riley moves out of the way. Atticus Chambers crashes into the mat. Atticus Chambers hits hard into the mat. Logan Riley quickly gets up to his feet, and he makes the tag to Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson steps inside of the ring, and he runs at Atticus Chambers, he hits a hard fist to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Atticus Chambers gets up to his feet, he gets kicked to the gut that doubles him over his gut, and he hooks him into a vertical suplex, he lifts him up, and drops him with a front slam. Atticus Chambers is on his knee’s. Wade Wilson runs goes for a running knee, but Atticus Chambers ducks under, and he goes for a school boy, but Wade Wilson is able to roll out of it. Atticus Chambers runs at Wade Wilson. Atticus Chamber gets hit with a hot shot that sends Atticus Chambers into the top rope. Atticus Chambers face goes into the top rope. He stumbles towards him. Wade Wilson picks him, he puts him on to his shoulders. He drops Atticus Chambers. Wade Wilson goes into the cover on Atticus Chambers, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………KICK OUT by Atticus Chambers. Wade Wilson makes the tag to Logan Riley. Wade Wilson throws Atticus Chambers into the air. Logan Riley connects with an ace cutter, what neither of them didn’t see was that Tre Misanthrope tagged into the ring. Tre Misanthrope stays on the top rope, and he waits for Logan Riley to turn around, he jumps for some sort of move, but Logan Riley is able to counter it, he hooks him with a full nelson. Tre Misanthrope counters with a snapmare. Tre Misanthrope waits for Logan Riley to get up to his feet, Tre runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Logan Riley catches Tre, he spins him, and drops him with a spinning spine buster!!] JR-Spinning spine buster. King-Tre Misanthrope is protecting his spot. Kris Gaffney-Not a dog spot….not a liver spot…MY SPOT!! [Logan Riley is on the apron. Tre Misanthrope goes to the outside of the ring, and he tries to german suplex Logan Riley off of the ring apron. Logan holds on for dear life. Suddenly he realizes he’s near his corner, and he makes the tag to Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson runs into the ring, and he hits a forearm shot to the face of Atticus Chambers. This distracts Tre enough for Logan to hit a elbow to the face, and he side steps Tre, and he hip toss him into the ring. Right into a kick to the gut by Wade, and drops him for the Dead Pool!! Wade goes into the cover on Tre. The ref counts 1………….2……………3!!] JR-Logan was in the right place at the right time. King-I’m sure Logan is a fan of being in that place at that time, rather than splattered around ring side. JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Ashley Dillenger!!! [Ashley Dillenger comes to the ring. ] JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Daryl Prichard!!! (crowd cheers **) [Daryl Prichard walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks Ashley Dillenger's boots and knee pads. Daryl Prichard tests out the ropes. (ding, ding, ding) Ashley Dillenger uses a closed fist on Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard uses a snap mare takeover on Ashley Dillenger. Daryl Prichard grabs Ashley Dillenger and applies an arm wrench. Daryl Prichard grabs Ashley Dillenger and applies an arm wrench. Daryl Prichard applies an arm wrench to Ashley Dillenger. Ashley Dillenger is back on his feet. Ashley Dillenger hits a dragon suplex on Daryl Prichard. Ashley Dillenger moves back to his feet. Ashley Dillenger drags Daryl Prichard to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Ashley Dillenger chokes Daryl Prichard with a microphone cable. (..2) Ashley Dillenger hits Daryl Prichard with an elbowdrop. Daryl Prichard is up again. (...3) Ashley Dillenger takes Daryl Prichard down with a knee. (....4) Ashley Dillenger measures Daryl Prichard up and drops a closed fist. Now Ashley Dillenger standing. Daryl Prichard gets back to his feet. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Ashley Dillenger and Daryl Prichard move back to ringside. Ashley Dillenger takes Daryl Prichard into the ring. Ashley Dillenger nails Daryl Prichard with a belly-to-back suplex. Ashley Dillenger gets up. Daryl Prichard is back on his feet. Ashley Dillenger trys for a fallaway slam but Daryl Prichard avoids it. Ashley Dillenger executes the front facelock on Daryl Prichard. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... Daryl Prichard escapes. Ashley Dillenger hits Daryl Prichard with an earringer. ] JR - Ashley Dillenger executes a earringer. [Ashley Dillenger hits Daryl Prichard with the back of his elbow. Ashley Dillenger bounces Daryl Prichard off the ropes and clotheslines him. Ashley Dillenger covers Daryl Prichard. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 Daryl Prichard escapes. Daryl Prichard stands up. Ashley Dillenger executes a back breaker on Daryl Prichard. Ashley Dillenger sends Daryl Prichard to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Ashley Dillenger applies an arm wrench to Daryl Prichard. (...3) Ashley Dillenger measures Daryl Prichard up and drops a closed fist. Ashley Dillenger moves back to his feet. Now Daryl Prichard standing. Daryl Prichard get whipped into the corner and Ashley Dillenger follows himin with an avalanche. (....4) Ashley Dillenger swings a Steel chair and hits Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard is bleeding as a result. ] JR - I wish every match could be like this! [Ashley Dillenger hiptosses Daryl Prichard. Ashley Dillenger piledrives Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard moves back to his feet. (.....5) Ashley Dillenger kicks Daryl Prichard in the head. Ashley Dillenger grabs Daryl Prichard and applies an arm wrench. (......6) Ashley Dillenger suplexes Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard is back on his feet. Daryl Prichard gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Ashley Dillenger. (.......7) Ashley Dillenger suplexes Daryl Prichard. Ashley Dillenger hits Daryl Prichard with an elbowdrop. Ashley Dillenger moves back to his feet. (........8) Ashley Dillenger piledrives Daryl Prichard. Ashley Dillenger suplexes Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard gets up. Ashley Dillenger goes to the ring. (.........9)Daryl Prichard hits a stone fist on Ashley, then falls down on the mat (...........10). Both wrestlers are counted out. JR - Another count out. King-When was the first? (“X is gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out to the ring slowly. He steps inside of the ring.) King-I’m not even sure that were using the slow motion effect, and that’s the effect of the tag match. Kris Gaffney-Hopefully he saved enough for this match. JR-That will be key. (Animal sounds echo the arena when the lights go black. The lights turn on green and an image of a giant alligator moves up the ramp, when it gets to the top it bites down, fireworks shoot from the sage and from up in the rafters comes sliding Aari Maxwell comes sliding down. Once close enough he unclips himself, lands in the ring, rolls, jumps up ontop of the ring post and shouts "CRIKEY!" To the fans with his arms out. He jumps, springs off of the rope and does a backflip landing on his feet. Aari "The Zoo Keeper, slides into his corner, bends down wrapping his arms around the ropes with his back on the post smiling as he waits for the match to begin.) JR-This man is quickly climbing the ranks. King-Winning the championship here would be big for him. Kris Gaffney-Then we can say take that stingrays!! King-You had to go there… Kris Gaffney-Wade already did, it’s fair game! [Wade Wilson pace around the ring, and Aari Maxwell hits a quick drop kick that knocks back Wade Wilson. Aarri Maxwell runs to the ropes, and he tries to knock Wade Wilson over the top rope, but it’s countered by Wade Wilson who throws over Aari Maxwell over the top rope. He falls over the top rope, and he lands on his feet. Wade Wilson hits a hard fist that knocks down Aari Maxwell. Wade Wilson paces around, and he rolls out of the ring, he comes up from behind Aari Maxwell he grabs him by the head, and he smashes his head into the ring steps. He falls to his knee’s, Wade Wilson picks up Aari Maxwell, and he lifts him up, and he drops him face first into the barricade. Aari Maxwell falls to his knee’s. Wade Wilson looks under the ring, he grabs a fire extinguisher. Wade Wilson sprays Aari Maxwell. Aari Maxwell stumbles backwards, and falls back to the barricade. Wade Wilson measures up, and he bashes the fire extinguisher to the side of the head. Aari Maxwell falls out of the ring, and on to the floor. Wade Wilson takes a few moments as he makes some 4th wall comments to the crowd. Wade Wilson waits for Aari Maxwell to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Wade Wilson hooks him into a vertical suplex position, and he lifts him up. He drops him with a vertical suplex back into ring side area. He smacks hard into the ring side. Aari Maxwell is in a lot of pain. Wade Wilson looks towards the ring steps, and he looks towards the ring steps.] JR-Wade might be trying to end this match right here, right now. King-Forget that…what about the stove? Kris Gaffney-He still left it on. King-His gas bill must be through the roof…oh…and his house is probably burnt down… Kris Gaffney-Probably why he doesn’t have his own house. [Wade Wilson kicks the steps off of it’s base, and he picks up Aari Maxwell, and he throws him on the steps, and he sets him up on the steps for the Dead Pool, but Aari Maxwell is able to counter with a back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Wade Wilson hits hard into the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his wade Wilson charges at Aari Maxwell, and he counters with a drop toe hold that sends him flying to the steps, and he hits hard into the ring steps base face first. Aari Maxwell takes a few moments to rest up, and he grabs him by his hair, and he throws him into the ring. Aari Maxwell climbs up on the apron he waits for Wade Wilson to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he connects with a flying front drop kick that makes him fall down on the mat. Wade Wilson is down on the mat. Aari Maxwell runs to the ropes, and he runs to the ropes. He spring boards off of the second rope into a asai moonsault on to the downed Wade Wilson. Aari Maxwell hooks the leg of Wade Wilson. The ref goes inot position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…………KICK OUT by Wade Wilson!!] JR-We almost had a new champion right there. King-Also this is the day that we almost caught Jack Sparrow, doesn’t matter unless it happens!! Kris Gaffney-For now… [Wade Wilson attempts to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Aari Maxwell drives him face first into the mat with a sitdown face buster. Wade Wilson goes on his back. Aari Maxwell climbs up to the top rope, and he goes for My Kingdom, but Wade Wilson gets his knee’s up. Maxwell is hurt. He slowly gets up to his feet. Wade hooks him, and drops him with the Deadpool. Maxwell gets pushed on his back. Wade goes into the cover on Aari Maxwell. The ref counts 1…………2………….3!!] JR-Maxwell went for it all, and came up with nothing. King-You came up with nothing! (“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. A giant grape rolls to the ring side area. Kenny Omegrape jumps out of the grape like Rey Mysterio. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-These entrances get weirder, and weirder. King-Maybe why Ashley Irvine likes to hang around them so much. Kris Gaffney-Well, at least pop up in various places to yell “watermelon”. (“Professor Peter theme” blasts on the PA system. Professor Peter walks out with Dewey Hangover sock puppet on his hands. He rolls into the ring, and he waits for the bell.) JR-I’m not sure how this is going to work. King-Well…Professor Peter will be assisting Dewey. Kris Gaffney-…yeah…this isn’t weird. (“Water in my hands” blasts on the PA system. “Rambo” Rob Lawson walks out on the stage. He is wearing wearing camo cargo shorts and army green boots. He stares down his opponent. He walks up the steps, and climbs up to the top rope, waiting for the bell to ring.) JR-I’m not sure how this is going to work. King-I’m not sure, but Stephanie McMahon just gave this situation a big thumbs up. Kris Gaffney-She would… JR-Rob Lawson has been a contender before, he is looking to get another shot. King-We’ll see if he can lay down the law!! Lights in the arena go dark. when the lights come back on LA J is in the center ring with a spot light on her. As Amazing starts playing The Arena flashes black and white lights and Bad Boy appears at the top of the ramp. As he walks down the ramp the ring post have black and white smoke. As he gets to the ring he jumps into the ring lifting LA J and sits her outside the ring and climbs the rope to a corner and sits until his opponent hits the ring. JR-Primetime also has a lot of experience. LA J-Are you saying he’s old? King-John Cena would. Kris Gaffney-Except when were talking about Cena…then he’s always new…he’s newer than Mike New. [Kenny Omegrape runs and he connects with a clothesline that sends himself and Primetime over the top rope. They crash down on ring side. Inside of the ring “Rambo” Rob Lawson yells about the Law, Dewey Hangover looks to Professor Peter, Professor Peter groans, and he throws a fist, and he connects with a fist (or a head butt?) by Dewey Hangover. “Rambo” Rob Lawson stumbles backwards, and he throws a fist to the face of Dewey Hanger (or rather professor Peter, but assume that anything Professor Peter is Dewey Hangover). Dewey Hangover ducks under, he hooks him, and he drops Rob Lawson with a belly to back suplex on the mat. He gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed “Rambo” Rob Lawson. Dewey Hangover gets turned around by “Primetime” Bad Boy, he kicks Dewey Hangover in the gut, and he goes for the Bad Boy Stunner, but it’s countered by Dewey Hangover who pushes him to the ropes. As Primetime hits the ropes Dewey Hangover connects with a clothesline over the top rope. “Primetime” Bad Boy crashes down on the mat around ring side.] JR-Quick start…by….eeerrr…Dewey Hangover? King- Again…who is the puppet. Kris Gaffney-You’re the puppet!! LA J-What if nobody’s the puppet King and Kris’ minds are blown* [Dewey Hangover turns around, he see’s Rob Lawson in the corner. Dewey runs to the corner, but it’s countered by Rob Lawson hitting a kick to the face. Dewey would stumble backwards, but Rob Lawson doesn’t allow him. “Rambo” Rob Lawson hooks him, and he drops him face first into the top rope. He hits hard into the top turnbuckle. Dewey Hangover is in the corner. Rob Lawson takes a few moments to rest up, he runs to the corner. And he connects with a clothesline in the corner. “Rambo” Rob Lawson turns around, and he hooks him, and he drops him with a bulldog out of the corner. That drives him face first inot the mat. “Rambo” Rob pushes Dewey Hangover on his back. “Rambo” Rob Lawson goes into the cover on Dewey Hangover. The ref slides into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………….2……………………..Dewey Hangover kicks out at the last moment!!] JR-Dewey Hangover kicks out. King-I’m still not sure who is kicking out. Kris Gaffney-Everyone is just playing along with this….handicap match. King-Stephanie McMahon sure is. LA J-Who asked her? [Before anything else can happen “Rambo” Rob Lawson gets pulled out of the ring by “Primetime” Bad Boy, “Primetime” Bad Boy has a chair, and he smashes “Rambo” Rob Lawson on the top of the head, he makes sure that “Rambo” Rob Lawson doesn’t fall back down on the mat. He grabs “Rambo” Rob Lawson, and he runs with him, and he throws him into the ring post. “Rambo” Rob Lawson fly’s through the air, and he hits hard into the ring post. He falls down in a heap in the floor. “Primetime” Bad Boy rolls into the ring after grabbing a chair.] JR-Rambo goes hard into the ring post. LA J-Yeah…now he needs to stay down!! [Primetime measures up on Dewey Hangover, he goes for a chair shot to the head, but he ducks under. Dewey Hangover has a chair as well. He goes for a chair shot, but Primetime was able to reload, and Dewey and Primetime hit a chair shot. Primetime falls backwards, and out of the ring. Dewey stumbles backwards. Rob Lawson rolls up pinning combination Dewey covering his hand with his hand as well as the ref counts 1……………2………..3!!] JR-Rob Lawson sneaks in the back door, and gets the victory. King-The Melon Gods are fine with this situation!! The intro for Alien Angel plays as the lights dim, with two spot lights on the stage as Tre Misanthrope is isolated, his back to the audience and his arms outstretched. After the first build-up, the song cuts to the chorus, where he turns around and raises one finger to the sky, staring above him. He makes his way to the ring, stopping halfway down the ramp to extend his arms again and scream, before running to the ring and sliding under the ropes. He stands up again, extending his arms one last time before punching the mat, staring down as if he is praying until the music fades out. The Black Dahlia Murder - Reciept plays over the arena speakers. The crowd anxiously anticipates the entrance of Atticus Chambers as the fog machines spew fog at the entrance but are surprised to find half a dozen state police and several federal agents entering the arena via the ramp. They crowd the entrance with nightsticks and handcuffs ready as they also anxiously anticipate the arrival of Atticus. Then suddenly the lights of the arena kick off with a thud from the main breaker. The arena blanketed in darkness and infected by an ocean like whisper from the crowd. Cellphones and lights illuminate sporadically through the arena, though not providing sufficient lighting, create an ambient aura. The lights turn on just in time to see Atticus descending from the rafters by a black rope and land in the ring ready to rage war. The crowd cheers at the unexpected entrance. JR-Atticus is looking to bring a new title to G.o.D. King- Does that mean he has god on his side…because he might need it…considering his opponent has god on his side. Kris Gaffney-Um…I think so… (“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Instead of Walter Melon, Ashley Irvine walks out. Walter Melon falls from sky yelling WATERMELON!!! He hits into the stage. Ashley Irvine skips around Walter. Walter gets up, and he continues on to the ring.) JR-It’s going to take a lot to defeat this man. King-It’s because of his eating fruit. Kris Gaffney-If he doesn’t, it’s because the Melon Gods. [Walter Melon and Atticus Chambers pace around the ring, they lock up. Atticus Chambers double leg take down Walter Melon. Walter Melon is able to flip Atticus Chambers off of him, and hits the mat on his back. He gets up to his feet, he hooks him, and he connects with a head lock take over, and Walter Melon holds on the pressure. Atticus Chambers gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he backs up into the ropes, he tries to whip him to the ropes. He is successful in doing so, he bounces off of the ropes. He connects with a shoulder block that knocks down Atticus Chambers. Atticus Chambers gets up to his feet. Walter Melon hits a few fists to the face that knocks him back inot the ropes, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, Walter Melon goes for a hip toss, but Atticus Chambers flips towards a monkey flip attempt, but that’s blocked, and Walter Melon gets his arms under Atticus Chambers, and he drops him with a power bomb!! Walter Melon stacks Atticus Chambers into a stack power bomb pin. The ref counts 1…………….2…KICK OUT by Atticus Chambers!! Walter Melon gets up, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Atticus Chambers, he picks up Atticus Chambers by the hair, and he hooks him, and he drops him with a body slam.Walter Melon tells the crowd to eat their fruit, and he goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on Atticus Chambers, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he goes for the Fruit Smash Splash. Atticus Chambers moves out of the way at the last moment. Walter Melon crashes hard into the mat. He rolls around on the mat in pain.] JR-Atticus Chambers might have saved his chance to be IC champion. King-Because of the Melon Gods. Kris Gaffney-Of course… [Atticus Cahmbers gets up to his feet, and he hits a kick to the side of the head that keeps Walter Melon stunned on his knee’s. He runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, he connects with a shining wizard.Walter Melon falls down on the mat. Atticus Chambers takes a few moments to rest up. Atticus Chambers Atticus Chambers gets up with the help of the ropes. Walter Melon runs at Atticus Chambers, Atticus Chambers counters with a low drop kick to the leg that sends Walter Melon flying towards the top of the turnbuckle. He hits his head into the top turnbuckle. He hits a kick to the gut and he hooks him into a front face lock, and he runs up to the second rope, and he connects a swinging DDT. Walter Melon’s head hits into the mat. Walter Melon showing he is a veteran in this business is able to take his momentum, and he rolls out of the ring. Atticus Cahmbers uses this chance to rest up, Walter Melon also rests up, and he climbs up to the apron. Atticus Chambers see’s this, and he runs, and he connects with a running drop kick to the base of Walter Melon. Walter Melon falls off of the apron, and he hits his face on the apron. He falls down on the mat. Atticus Chambers takes a few moments to rest up, and he runs to the ropes, he jumps through the ropes, and he connects with a suicide dive out of the ring on Walter Melon. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Atticus Chambers recovers quickly, and he throws Walter Melon into the ring knowing that he can’t win the title on a count out, he rolls into the ring.] JR-Atticus Chambers has turned this match around. King-The Melon Gods says that it’s not over. Kris Gaffney-I wish the Melon Gods would just show up, and say these things…rather than letting whatever happens, happen, and then give them credit for things good. [Atticus Chambers climbs up to the top rope, but Walter Melon throws Atticus Chambers off of the top turnbuckle. He crashes into the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. Walter kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down with a DDT. Walter Melon goes up to the top rope, he jumps off, and he does not connect with the fruit smash splash. Walter is on his knee’s. Atticus Chambers runs, and he connects with a hurricanarana driver that sends him face first into the mat. Walter Melon face bounces off of the mat. Atticus Chambers climbs up to the top rope, he jumps off, and he connects with a faith fall!! Atticus Chambers goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref counts 1………….2………3!!] JR-Atticus Chambers did it!! He is the new IC champion!! King-I’m sure the Melon Gods are fine with this. Cassidy walks up to the ring, lies down on the apron and rolls underneath the bottom rope, his hands in his pockets. Once he reaches the center, he kips up, standing in the center of ring before spitting his gum out and slowly walking to his side. JR-Orange has had his…concerns about this match. You have got to wonder if he’s been able to truly put that behind him. King-He seemly values his job…there is that. Kris Gaffney-Even though he doesn’t seem to care much…let’s get some expert opinions on this. The Destroyer-……….. Swamp monster-…….. The Destroyer-………. Swamp Monster-……. The Destroyer-……….? Swamp Monster-……… Suddenly Ashley Irvine jumps behind them both, and gives them a hug. The Destroyer-…….?!? King-I feel were padding this out for some reason, I’m not sure why… [At the sight of Wretches entrance, everything becomes very, very real for Orange Cassidy. He jumps out of the ring as The Wretched Nobody stares down at him menancely. Orange Cassidy keeps his eyes on Wretched Nobody circling around the ring. He doesn’t seem to know what to do, suddenly the ref says something to him, he doesn’t seem to care. He puts his hands in his pockets, no, no….must. get. Focused….he turns to Wretch. He paces around, he yells like a mad man as he slides into the ring. The bell rings, and he runs right into the boot of Trephniation of The Wretched Nobody!! The crowd gasps as that wasn’t good. Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Orange Cassidy. The ref counts 1……………2……………3!!] King-Wait…is that it? JR-What a devastating trephination out of no where. Kris Gaffney-Guess that’s what happens when you get too hyped…. (The Wretched Nobody grabs Orange Cassidy, and hurls him out of the ring, which he’s mostly dead weight. Partly because he’s still knocked loopy, and he also doesn’t care as he hits the mat around ring side. Wretch stands in the middle of the ring as Latino Heat goes off the air.)

EMF: Latino Heat

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Bluetista!!! (crowd boos **)

[Bluetista comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Jack Killborn!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Jack Killborn walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Bluetista executes a pumphandle suplex on Jack Killborn. Jack Killborn places Bluetista on the turnbuckle and executes a front-layout suplerplex. (ring, ring, ring) Jack Killborn is hit with a backward kick. Bluetista goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Jack Killborn. Bluetista moves back to his feet. Jack Killborn is up again. Jack Killborn hits Bluetista with the crotch slam. Jack Killborn slingshot elbow drops Bluetista. Jack Killborn chokes Bluetista. Jack Killborn chants start. Bluetista gets hit with the shooting star press from Jack Killborn. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Bluetista escapes. Jack Killborn with the hammerlock on Bluetista. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Bluetista trys to escape. ... ... Bluetista escapes. Bluetista gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Jack Killborn. Jack Killborn chants start. Jack Killborn measures Bluetista up and drops a closed fist. Jack Killborn gets up. Jack Killborn sends Bluetista to ringside. They fight into the aisle. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Jack Killborn hits a frog splash on Bluetista. Jack Killborn gets back to his feet. Bluetista gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jack Killborn. Jack Killborn is back on his feet. (..2) Jack Killborn puts Bluetista in an arm grapevine submission. Jack Killborn piledrives Bluetista into the floor. (...3) Jack Killborn knee drops Bluetista. Jack Killborn gets back to his feet. Now Bluetista standing. Jack Killborn pokes Bluetista in the eyes. Jack Killborn chants start. (....4) Jack Killborn bounces Bluetista off the ropes and hits him with a backdrop. Jack Killborn stomps Bluetista's head. (.....5) Jack Killborn hits the handspring moonsault on Bluetista. Jack Killborn chants start. Jack Killborn hits Bluetista with a rolling elbow smash to the face. (......6) Jack Killborn climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Bluetista. Now Jack Killborn standing. Now Bluetista standing. Jack Killborn grabs Bluetista by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. (.......7) Jack Killborn grabs Bluetista's head and hites him in the face. Jack Killborn chants start. Jack Killborn bounces Bluetista off the ropes and clotheslines him. Bluetista is up again. (........8) ]

JR - Jack Killborn'll be counted out.

[Jack Killborn pulls Bluetista's hair. Jack Killborn mule kicks Bluetista. Jack Killborn chants start. Jack Killborn goes to the ring. (.........9)Bluetista cuts him off, both wrestlers fight on the outside (...........10).

JR - A count out, no one wins.

(Copyright information is displayed on the screen. We go into a highlight video highlighting the career of the man that this event is named after Eddie Guerrero. Mixed in with current footage of how many of the matches came together. We fade into an introduction screen that welcomes us to Latino Heat 2019. The lights are turned out in the arena in Houston, Texas. Pyrotechnics blasts on the specially made set for Latino Heat. Finally ending in a giant explosion. The lights turn on, and yell, and wave their signs. The camera’s search around the audience. We pull out as it displays the location information. The camera searches around as JR speaks.)

JR-We are live from Houston, Texas. Hello, and welcome to EMF Latino Heat 2019. I am good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Tonight we have quite the show.

King-That’s an understatement, who would thought that Orange Cassidy would be in the main event….it’s like if Kris main evented a Pay Per View…the only difference is that Orange doesn’t care, and he’s still doing better than Kris.

Kris Gaffney-We also have some other good matches….

King-I rather just talk about how horrible you were as a wrestler!

JR-Let’s get started with tonights opening contest.

The intro for Alien Angel plays as the lights dim, with two spot lights on the stage as Tre Misanthrope is isolated, his back to the audience and his arms outstretched. After the first build-up, the song cuts to the chorus, where he turns around and raises one finger to the sky, staring above him. He makes his way to the ring, stopping halfway down the ramp to extend his arms again and scream, before running to the ring and sliding under the ropes. He stands up again, extending his arms one last time before punching the mat, staring down as if he is praying until the music fades out. The Black Dahlia Murder - Reciept plays over the arena speakers. The crowd anxiously anticipates the entrance of Atticus Chambers as the fog machines spew fog at the entrance but are surprised to find half a dozen state police and several federal agents entering the arena via the ramp. They crowd the entrance with nightsticks and handcuffs ready as they also anxiously anticipate the arrival of Atticus. Then suddenly the lights of the arena kick off with a thud from the main breaker. The arena blanketed in darkness and infected by an ocean like whisper from the crowd. Cellphones and lights illuminate sporadically through the arena, though not providing sufficient lighting, create an ambient aura. The lights turn on just in time to see Atticus descending from the rafters by a black rope and land in the ring ready to rage war. The crowd cheers at the unexpected entrance.

JR-Should be interesting how these two work together.

King-They don’t seem to be the best of friends.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe that’ll work in their favor!

King-…well…that’s looking on the bright side.

(“Fantastic Baby” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley and Wade Wilson walk out on the stage, and they step inside of the ring.)

JR-The tag team champions are the polar opposite of their opponents.

King-Although, they can’t totally bank on that, as they have been working on it.

Kris Gaffney-On talent alone, their both very talented, we’ll see what happens.

[Logan Riley and Tre Misanthrope start out in the middle of the ring talking trash. Logan throws the first fist. Tre Misanthrope ducks under, and he hits a few knife edge chops ot the chest. Logan Riley tries to throw a fist in response. Tre Misanthrope ducks under, he jumps on the second rope, and he connects with a flying kick to the side of the head. Tre Misanthrope waits for Logan Riley to stumble towards where he wants. Tre Misanthrope hooks him, and he hooks Logan Riley into a small package. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Logan Riley. Logan Riley gets up to his feet. Tre Misanthrope hits a standing drop kick that makes him back up into the corner. Tre Misanthrope hits a few stomps into the corner, and he makes the tag to Atticus Chambers. Atticus Chambers steps into the ring. Atticus Chambers waits as Tre Misanthrope whips Logan Riley to the other side of the ring. He crashes into the corner on the other side of the ring. Tre Misanthrope whips Atticus Chambers into the corner, and he crashes into the corner with a splash in on Logan Riley. Logan Riley stumbles out of the corner. Atticus Chambers kicks him in the gut, and he connects with a double hooked suplex on Logan Riley. Atticus Chambers goes inot the cover on Logan Riley. The ref counts 1……………..2………..KICK OUT by Logan Riley. He looks towards Wade Wilson. Atticus Chambers hits a fist to the face of Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson tries to come into the ring, but this was to draw Logan Riley to attempt to take advantage of this, and he tries to attack Atticus Chambers from behind. Atticus Chambers throws Logan Riley into Wade Wilson. Wade falls off of the apron. Atticus Chambers kicks him in the gut, and he hooks him into a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up. He drops him with a brain buster on Logan Riley.]

JR-Logan might be in trouble here.

King-Maybe he should grow claws.

Kris Gaffney-Wade wouldn’t have a problem if this happened.

[Atticus Chambers climbs up to the top rope, and he jumps off. He goes for the faith fall, but Logan Riley moves out of the way. Atticus Chambers crashes into the mat. Atticus Chambers hits hard into the mat. Logan Riley quickly gets up to his feet, and he makes the tag to Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson steps inside of the ring, and he runs at Atticus Chambers, he hits a hard fist to the face that knocks him down on the mat. Atticus Chambers gets up to his feet, he gets kicked to the gut that doubles him over his gut, and he hooks him into a vertical suplex, he lifts him up, and drops him with a front slam. Atticus Chambers is on his knee’s. Wade Wilson runs goes for a running knee, but Atticus Chambers ducks under, and he goes for a school boy, but Wade Wilson is able to roll out of it. Atticus Chambers runs at Wade Wilson. Atticus Chamber gets hit with a hot shot that sends Atticus Chambers into the top rope. Atticus Chambers face goes into the top rope. He stumbles towards him. Wade Wilson picks him, he puts him on to his shoulders. He drops Atticus Chambers. Wade Wilson goes into the cover on Atticus Chambers, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2………KICK OUT by Atticus Chambers. Wade Wilson makes the tag to Logan Riley. Wade Wilson throws Atticus Chambers into the air. Logan Riley connects with an ace cutter, what neither of them didn’t see was that Tre Misanthrope tagged into the ring. Tre Misanthrope stays on the top rope, and he waits for Logan Riley to turn around, he jumps for some sort of move, but Logan Riley is able to counter it, he hooks him with a full nelson. Tre Misanthrope counters with a snapmare. Tre Misanthrope waits for Logan Riley to get up to his feet, Tre runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Logan Riley catches Tre, he spins him, and drops him with a spinning spine buster!!]

JR-Spinning spine buster.

King-Tre Misanthrope is protecting his spot.

Kris Gaffney-Not a dog spot….not a liver spot…MY SPOT!!

[Logan Riley is on the apron. Tre Misanthrope goes to the outside of the ring, and he tries to german suplex Logan Riley off of the ring apron. Logan holds on for dear life. Suddenly he realizes he’s near his corner, and he makes the tag to Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson runs into the ring, and he hits a forearm shot to the face of Atticus Chambers. This distracts Tre enough for Logan to hit a elbow to the face, and he side steps Tre, and he hip toss him into the ring. Right into a kick to the gut by Wade, and drops him for the Dead Pool!! Wade goes into the cover on Tre. The ref counts 1………….2……………3!!]

JR-Logan was in the right place at the right time.

King-I’m sure Logan is a fan of being in that place at that time, rather than splattered around ring side.

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Ashley Dillenger!!!

[Ashley Dillenger comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Daryl Prichard!!! (crowd cheers *****)

[Daryl Prichard walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks Ashley Dillenger's boots and knee pads. Daryl Prichard tests out the ropes. (ding, ding, ding) Ashley Dillenger uses a closed fist on Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard uses a snap mare takeover on Ashley Dillenger. Daryl Prichard grabs Ashley Dillenger and applies an arm wrench. Daryl Prichard grabs Ashley Dillenger and applies an arm wrench. Daryl Prichard applies an arm wrench to Ashley Dillenger. Ashley Dillenger is back on his feet. Ashley Dillenger hits a dragon suplex on Daryl Prichard. Ashley Dillenger moves back to his feet. Ashley Dillenger drags Daryl Prichard to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Ashley Dillenger chokes Daryl Prichard with a microphone cable. (..2) Ashley Dillenger hits Daryl Prichard with an elbowdrop. Daryl Prichard is up again. (...3) Ashley Dillenger takes Daryl Prichard down with a knee. (....4) Ashley Dillenger measures Daryl Prichard up and drops a closed fist. Now Ashley Dillenger standing. Daryl Prichard gets back to his feet. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Ashley Dillenger and Daryl Prichard move back to ringside. Ashley Dillenger takes Daryl Prichard into the ring. Ashley Dillenger nails Daryl Prichard with a belly-to-back suplex. Ashley Dillenger gets up. Daryl Prichard is back on his feet. Ashley Dillenger trys for a fallaway slam but Daryl Prichard avoids it. Ashley Dillenger executes the front facelock on Daryl Prichard. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... Daryl Prichard escapes. Ashley Dillenger hits Daryl Prichard with an earringer. ]

JR - Ashley Dillenger executes a earringer.

[Ashley Dillenger hits Daryl Prichard with the back of his elbow. Ashley Dillenger bounces Daryl Prichard off the ropes and clotheslines him. Ashley Dillenger covers Daryl Prichard. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 Daryl Prichard escapes. Daryl Prichard stands up. Ashley Dillenger executes a back breaker on Daryl Prichard. Ashley Dillenger sends Daryl Prichard to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Ashley Dillenger applies an arm wrench to Daryl Prichard. (...3) Ashley Dillenger measures Daryl Prichard up and drops a closed fist. Ashley Dillenger moves back to his feet. Now Daryl Prichard standing. Daryl Prichard get whipped into the corner and Ashley Dillenger follows himin with an avalanche. (....4) Ashley Dillenger swings a Steel chair and hits Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard is bleeding as a result. ]

JR - I wish every match could be like this!

[Ashley Dillenger hiptosses Daryl Prichard. Ashley Dillenger piledrives Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard moves back to his feet. (.....5) Ashley Dillenger kicks Daryl Prichard in the head. Ashley Dillenger grabs Daryl Prichard and applies an arm wrench. (......6) Ashley Dillenger suplexes Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard is back on his feet. Daryl Prichard gets picked up and dropped with the fireman's carry by Ashley Dillenger. (.......7) Ashley Dillenger suplexes Daryl Prichard. Ashley Dillenger hits Daryl Prichard with an elbowdrop. Ashley Dillenger moves back to his feet. (........8) Ashley Dillenger piledrives Daryl Prichard. Ashley Dillenger suplexes Daryl Prichard. Daryl Prichard gets up. Ashley Dillenger goes to the ring. (.........9)Daryl Prichard hits a stone fist on Ashley, then falls down on the mat (...........10). Both wrestlers are counted out.

JR - Another count out.

King-When was the first?

(“X is gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out to the ring slowly. He steps inside of the ring.)

King-I’m not even sure that were using the slow motion effect, and that’s the effect of the tag match.

Kris Gaffney-Hopefully he saved enough for this match.

JR-That will be key.

(Animal sounds echo the arena when the lights go black. The lights turn on green and an image of a giant alligator moves up the ramp, when it gets to the top it bites down, fireworks shoot from the sage and from up in the rafters comes sliding Aari Maxwell comes sliding down. Once close enough he unclips himself, lands in the ring, rolls, jumps up ontop of the ring post and shouts "CRIKEY!" To the fans with his arms out. He jumps, springs off of the rope and does a backflip landing on his feet. Aari "The Zoo Keeper, slides into his corner, bends down wrapping his arms around the ropes with his back on the post smiling as he waits for the match to begin.)

JR-This man is quickly climbing the ranks.

King-Winning the championship here would be big for him.

Kris Gaffney-Then we can say take that stingrays!!

King-You had to go there…

Kris Gaffney-Wade already did, it’s fair game!

[Wade Wilson pace around the ring, and Aari Maxwell hits a quick drop kick that knocks back Wade Wilson. Aarri Maxwell runs to the ropes, and he tries to knock Wade Wilson over the top rope, but it’s countered by Wade Wilson who throws over Aari Maxwell over the top rope. He falls over the top rope, and he lands on his feet. Wade Wilson hits a hard fist that knocks down Aari Maxwell. Wade Wilson paces around, and he rolls out of the ring, he comes up from behind Aari Maxwell he grabs him by the head, and he smashes his head into the ring steps. He falls to his knee’s, Wade Wilson picks up Aari Maxwell, and he lifts him up, and he drops him face first into the barricade. Aari Maxwell falls to his knee’s. Wade Wilson looks under the ring, he grabs a fire extinguisher. Wade Wilson sprays Aari Maxwell. Aari Maxwell stumbles backwards, and falls back to the barricade. Wade Wilson measures up, and he bashes the fire extinguisher to the side of the head. Aari Maxwell falls out of the ring, and on to the floor. Wade Wilson takes a few moments as he makes some 4th wall comments to the crowd. Wade Wilson waits for Aari Maxwell to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Wade Wilson hooks him into a vertical suplex position, and he lifts him up. He drops him with a vertical suplex back into ring side area. He smacks hard into the ring side. Aari Maxwell is in a lot of pain. Wade Wilson looks towards the ring steps, and he looks towards the ring steps.]

JR-Wade might be trying to end this match right here, right now.

King-Forget that…what about the stove?

Kris Gaffney-He still left it on.

King-His gas bill must be through the roof…oh…and his house is probably burnt down…

Kris Gaffney-Probably why he doesn’t have his own house.

[Wade Wilson kicks the steps off of it’s base, and he picks up Aari Maxwell, and he throws him on the steps, and he sets him up on the steps for the Dead Pool, but Aari Maxwell is able to counter with a back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Wade Wilson hits hard into the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his wade Wilson charges at Aari Maxwell, and he counters with a drop toe hold that sends him flying to the steps, and he hits hard into the ring steps base face first. Aari Maxwell takes a few moments to rest up, and he grabs him by his hair, and he throws him into the ring. Aari Maxwell climbs up on the apron he waits for Wade Wilson to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he connects with a flying front drop kick that makes him fall down on the mat. Wade Wilson is down on the mat. Aari Maxwell runs to the ropes, and he runs to the ropes. He spring boards off of the second rope into a asai moonsault on to the downed Wade Wilson. Aari Maxwell hooks the leg of Wade Wilson. The ref goes inot position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…………KICK OUT by Wade Wilson!!]

JR-We almost had a new champion right there.

King-Also this is the day that we almost caught Jack Sparrow, doesn’t matter unless it happens!!

Kris Gaffney-For now…

[Wade Wilson attempts to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Aari Maxwell drives him face first into the mat with a sitdown face buster. Wade Wilson goes on his back. Aari Maxwell climbs up to the top rope, and he goes for My Kingdom, but Wade Wilson gets his knee’s up. Maxwell is hurt. He slowly gets up to his feet. Wade hooks him, and drops him with the Deadpool. Maxwell gets pushed on his back. Wade goes into the cover on Aari Maxwell. The ref counts 1…………2………….3!!]

JR-Maxwell went for it all, and came up with nothing.

King-You came up with nothing!

(“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. A giant grape rolls to the ring side area. Kenny Omegrape jumps out of the grape like Rey Mysterio. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-These entrances get weirder, and weirder.

King-Maybe why Ashley Irvine likes to hang around them so much.

Kris Gaffney-Well, at least pop up in various places to yell “watermelon”.

(“Professor Peter theme” blasts on the PA system. Professor Peter walks out with Dewey Hangover sock puppet on his hands. He rolls into the ring, and he waits for the bell.)

JR-I’m not sure how this is going to work.

King-Well…Professor Peter will be assisting Dewey.

Kris Gaffney-…yeah…this isn’t weird.

(“Water in my hands” blasts on the PA system. “Rambo” Rob Lawson walks out on the stage. He is wearing wearing camo cargo shorts and army green boots. He stares down his opponent. He walks up the steps, and climbs up to the top rope, waiting for the bell to ring.)

JR-I’m not sure how this is going to work.

King-I’m not sure, but Stephanie McMahon just gave this situation a big thumbs up.

Kris Gaffney-She would…

JR-Rob Lawson has been a contender before, he is looking to get another shot.

King-We’ll see if he can lay down the law!!

Lights in the arena go dark. when the lights come back on LA J is in the center ring with a spot light on her. As Amazing starts playing The Arena flashes black and white lights and Bad Boy appears at the top of the ramp. As he walks down the ramp the ring post have black and white smoke. As he gets to the ring he jumps into the ring lifting LA J and sits her outside the ring and climbs the rope to a corner and sits until his opponent hits the ring.

JR-Primetime also has a lot of experience.

LA J-Are you saying he’s old?

King-John Cena would.

Kris Gaffney-Except when were talking about Cena…then he’s always new…he’s newer than Mike New.

[Kenny Omegrape runs and he connects with a clothesline that sends himself and Primetime over the top rope. They crash down on ring side. Inside of the ring “Rambo” Rob Lawson yells about the Law, Dewey Hangover looks to Professor Peter, Professor Peter groans, and he throws a fist, and he connects with a fist (or a head butt?) by Dewey Hangover. “Rambo” Rob Lawson stumbles backwards, and he throws a fist to the face of Dewey Hanger (or rather professor Peter, but assume that anything Professor Peter is Dewey Hangover). Dewey Hangover ducks under, he hooks him, and he drops Rob Lawson with a belly to back suplex on the mat. He gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed “Rambo” Rob Lawson. Dewey Hangover gets turned around by “Primetime” Bad Boy, he kicks Dewey Hangover in the gut, and he goes for the Bad Boy Stunner, but it’s countered by Dewey Hangover who pushes him to the ropes. As Primetime hits the ropes Dewey Hangover connects with a clothesline over the top rope. “Primetime” Bad Boy crashes down on the mat around ring side.]

JR-Quick start…by….eeerrr…Dewey Hangover?

King- Again…who is the puppet.

Kris Gaffney-You’re the puppet!!

LA J-What if nobody’s the puppet

*King and Kris’ minds are blown*

[Dewey Hangover turns around, he see’s Rob Lawson in the corner. Dewey runs to the corner, but it’s countered by Rob Lawson hitting a kick to the face. Dewey would stumble backwards, but Rob Lawson doesn’t allow him. “Rambo” Rob Lawson hooks him, and he drops him face first into the top rope. He hits hard into the top turnbuckle. Dewey Hangover is in the corner. Rob Lawson takes a few moments to rest up, he runs to the corner. And he connects with a clothesline in the corner. “Rambo” Rob Lawson turns around, and he hooks him, and he drops him with a bulldog out of the corner. That drives him face first inot the mat. “Rambo” Rob pushes Dewey Hangover on his back. “Rambo” Rob Lawson goes into the cover on Dewey Hangover. The ref slides into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………….2……………………..Dewey Hangover kicks out at the last moment!!]

JR-Dewey Hangover kicks out.

King-I’m still not sure who is kicking out.

Kris Gaffney-Everyone is just playing along with this….handicap match.

King-Stephanie McMahon sure is.

LA J-Who asked her?

[Before anything else can happen “Rambo” Rob Lawson gets pulled out of the ring by “Primetime” Bad Boy, “Primetime” Bad Boy has a chair, and he smashes “Rambo” Rob Lawson on the top of the head, he makes sure that “Rambo” Rob Lawson doesn’t fall back down on the mat. He grabs “Rambo” Rob Lawson, and he runs with him, and he throws him into the ring post. “Rambo” Rob Lawson fly’s through the air, and he hits hard into the ring post. He falls down in a heap in the floor. “Primetime” Bad Boy rolls into the ring after grabbing a chair.]

JR-Rambo goes hard into the ring post.

LA J-Yeah…now he needs to stay down!!

[Primetime measures up on Dewey Hangover, he goes for a chair shot to the head, but he ducks under. Dewey Hangover has a chair as well. He goes for a chair shot, but Primetime was able to reload, and Dewey and Primetime hit a chair shot. Primetime falls backwards, and out of the ring. Dewey stumbles backwards. Rob Lawson rolls up pinning combination Dewey covering his hand with his hand as well as the ref counts 1……………2………..3!!]

JR-Rob Lawson sneaks in the back door, and gets the victory.

King-The Melon Gods are fine with this situation!!

JR-Atticus is looking to bring a new title to G.o.D.

King- Does that mean he has god on his side…because he might need it…considering his opponent has god on his side.

Kris Gaffney-Um…I think so…

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Instead of Walter Melon, Ashley Irvine walks out. Walter Melon falls from sky yelling WATERMELON!!! He hits into the stage. Ashley Irvine skips around Walter. Walter gets up, and he continues on to the ring.)

JR-It’s going to take a lot to defeat this man.

King-It’s because of his eating fruit.

Kris Gaffney-If he doesn’t, it’s because the Melon Gods.

[Walter Melon and Atticus Chambers pace around the ring, they lock up. Atticus Chambers double leg take down Walter Melon. Walter Melon is able to flip Atticus Chambers off of him, and hits the mat on his back. He gets up to his feet, he hooks him, and he connects with a head lock take over, and Walter Melon holds on the pressure. Atticus Chambers gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he backs up into the ropes, he tries to whip him to the ropes. He is successful in doing so, he bounces off of the ropes. He connects with a shoulder block that knocks down Atticus Chambers. Atticus Chambers gets up to his feet. Walter Melon hits a few fists to the face that knocks him back inot the ropes, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, Walter Melon goes for a hip toss, but Atticus Chambers flips towards a monkey flip attempt, but that’s blocked, and Walter Melon gets his arms under Atticus Chambers, and he drops him with a power bomb!! Walter Melon stacks Atticus Chambers into a stack power bomb pin. The ref counts 1…………….2…KICK OUT by Atticus Chambers!! Walter Melon gets up, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Atticus Chambers, he picks up Atticus Chambers by the hair, and he hooks him, and he drops him with a body slam.Walter Melon tells the crowd to eat their fruit, and he goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on Atticus Chambers, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he goes for the Fruit Smash Splash. Atticus Chambers moves out of the way at the last moment. Walter Melon crashes hard into the mat. He rolls around on the mat in pain.]

JR-Atticus Chambers might have saved his chance to be IC champion.

King-Because of the Melon Gods.

Kris Gaffney-Of course…

[Atticus Cahmbers gets up to his feet, and he hits a kick to the side of the head that keeps Walter Melon stunned on his knee’s. He runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, he connects with a shining wizard.Walter Melon falls down on the mat. Atticus Chambers takes a few moments to rest up. Atticus Chambers Atticus Chambers gets up with the help of the ropes. Walter Melon runs at Atticus Chambers, Atticus Chambers counters with a low drop kick to the leg that sends Walter Melon flying towards the top of the turnbuckle. He hits his head into the top turnbuckle. He hits a kick to the gut and he hooks him into a front face lock, and he runs up to the second rope, and he connects a swinging DDT. Walter Melon’s head hits into the mat. Walter Melon showing he is a veteran in this business is able to take his momentum, and he rolls out of the ring. Atticus Cahmbers uses this chance to rest up, Walter Melon also rests up, and he climbs up to the apron. Atticus Chambers see’s this, and he runs, and he connects with a running drop kick to the base of Walter Melon. Walter Melon falls off of the apron, and he hits his face on the apron. He falls down on the mat. Atticus Chambers takes a few moments to rest up, and he runs to the ropes, he jumps through the ropes, and he connects with a suicide dive out of the ring on Walter Melon. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Atticus Chambers recovers quickly, and he throws Walter Melon into the ring knowing that he can’t win the title on a count out, he rolls into the ring.]

JR-Atticus Chambers has turned this match around.

King-The Melon Gods says that it’s not over.

Kris Gaffney-I wish the Melon Gods would just show up, and say these things…rather than letting whatever happens, happen, and then give them credit for things good.

[Atticus Chambers climbs up to the top rope, but Walter Melon throws Atticus Chambers off of the top turnbuckle. He crashes into the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet. Walter kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down with a DDT. Walter Melon goes up to the top rope, he jumps off, and he does not connect with the fruit smash splash. Walter is on his knee’s. Atticus Chambers runs, and he connects with a hurricanarana driver that sends him face first into the mat. Walter Melon face bounces off of the mat. Atticus Chambers climbs up to the top rope, he jumps off, and he connects with a faith fall!! Atticus Chambers goes into the cover on Walter Melon. The ref counts 1………….2………3!!]

JR-Atticus Chambers did it!! He is the new IC champion!!

King-I’m sure the Melon Gods are fine with this.

Cassidy walks up to the ring, lies down on the apron and rolls underneath the bottom rope, his hands in his pockets. Once he reaches the center, he kips up, standing in the center of ring before spitting his gum out and slowly walking to his side.

JR-Orange has had his…concerns about this match. You have got to wonder if he’s been able to truly put that behind him.

King-He seemly values his job…there is that.

Kris Gaffney-Even though he doesn’t seem to care much…let’s get some expert opinions on this.

The Destroyer-………..

Swamp monster-……..

The Destroyer-……….

Swamp Monster-…….

The Destroyer-……….?

Swamp Monster-………

*Suddenly Ashley Irvine jumps behind them both, and gives them a hug.*

The Destroyer-…….?!?

King-I feel were padding this out for some reason, I’m not sure why…

[At the sight of Wretches entrance, everything becomes very, very real for Orange Cassidy. He jumps out of the ring as The Wretched Nobody stares down at him menancely. Orange Cassidy keeps his eyes on Wretched Nobody circling around the ring. He doesn’t seem to know what to do, suddenly the ref says something to him, he doesn’t seem to care. He puts his hands in his pockets, no, no….must. get. Focused….he turns to Wretch. He paces around, he yells like a mad man as he slides into the ring. The bell rings, and he runs right into the boot of Trephniation of The Wretched Nobody!! The crowd gasps as that wasn’t good. Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Orange Cassidy. The ref counts 1……………2……………3!!]

King-Wait…is that it?

JR-What a devastating trephination out of no where.

Kris Gaffney-Guess that’s what happens when you get too hyped….

(The Wretched Nobody grabs Orange Cassidy, and hurls him out of the ring, which he’s mostly dead weight. Partly because he’s still knocked loopy, and he also doesn’t care as he hits the mat around ring side. Wretch stands in the middle of the ring as Latino Heat goes off the air.)