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| JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 138 pounds,, Jazz Simons!!! "Touch" blares as Jazz Simons walks out from the back along with her father and manager. The crowd doesn't seem to like her attitude as she shows a very disgusted look towards them. As the song progresses, Jazz slowly begins to descend down the ramp towards the ring. She bad mouths the fans while ignoring their hands. She slides into the ring, bounces off the middle rope while holding up her index finger. JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 150 pounds, from fucked if I know, Rita Van Toad!!! (crowd cheers ****) ["Jobba Child" blasts on the PA system as Rita Van Toad walks to the stage. Rita looks to the crowd, but forgets where she's walking and then falls off the side of the stable unconcious. The ring workers drag her into the ring as she slowly regains conciousness Jazz Simons executes a pumphandle suplex on Rita Van Toad. Rita Van Toad tests out the ropes. (the bell rings) Rita Van Toad gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. Rita Van Toad gets tiger suplexed by Jazz Simons. Rita Van Toad is up again. Rita Van Toad springboard DDT's Jazz Simons onto the mat! Rita Van Toad gets back to his feet. Rita Van Toad and Jazz Simons go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Rita Van Toad clotheslines Jazz Simons. (...3) Jazz Simons hits a jumping elbow hrust on Rita Van Toad. Now Rita Van Toad standing. (....4) Rita Van Toad bites Jazz Simons's arm out of desparation. (.....5) Rita Van Toad and Jazz Simons move back into the ring. Rita Van Toad slaps Jazz Simons. Rita Van Toad bites Jazz Simons's arm out of desparation. Rita Van Toad spins aroround Jazz Simons's back and DDT's her into the mat. Now Jazz Simons standing. Rita Van Toad sends Jazz Simons to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Rita Van Toad slaps Jazz Simons. Rita Van Toad stands on the top rope and goes for the Ritacarana on Jazz Simons, but she falls on her head doing Jazz Simons gets back to his feet. Jazz Simons and Rita Van Toad move back into the ring. Jazz Simons uses a lariat on Rita Van Toad. Now Rita Van Toad standing. Jazz Simons takes Rita Van Toad down with a full nelson faceslam. Jazz Simons Choke Slams Rita Van Toad. Rita Van Toad looks to be out cold! Rita Van Toad gets hit with her finisher known as Jazz Hands from Jazz Simons on Rita. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 JR - The winner of this match, Jazz Simons!!! JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, AN ARKIE!!! (crowd cheers ******) [AN ARKIE comes to the ring. ] JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 320 pounds,, Demengo Debaka!!! [Here Comes the Pain by Slayer plays of the PA as the lights go out and come back on blood red. The music plays for a bit before the singing starts. When chorus starts Demengo Debaka is escorted out with his hands chained up and a Hanibal Lector mask over his mouth, he is slowly led down to the ring by security personal about 6 surrounding him. They get to ringside area he goes up the steps as the security guys roll in the ring to stand next to him. When the lyric "The Line starts here" plays they unlock his chains and run out of the ring as the monster of a man screams out in rage as the red lights flash in and out of existence.] [Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. AN ARKIE walks around the ring. AN ARKIE gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Demengo Debaka. (ring, ring, ring) AN ARKIE tries to snipe Demengo Debaka with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Demengo Debaka with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Demengo Debaka hits AN ARKIE with a heart punch. Demengo Debaka rolls onto AN ARKIE connecting with a knee. AN ARKIE gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Demengo Debaka. Demengo Debaka moves back to his feet. Demengo Debaka hits AN ARKIE with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Demengo Debaka gets up. Demengo Debaka measures AN ARKIE up and drops a closed fist. Demengo Debaka climbs to his feet. Demengo Debaka puts AN ARKIE in an arm grapevine submission. Demengo Debaka grabs AN ARKIE and applies an arm wrench. AN ARKIE climbs to his feet. Demengo Debaka forearm smashes AN ARKIE. AN ARKIE piledrives Demengo Debaka. Demengo Debaka is up again. AN ARKIE sends Demengo Debaka to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) AN ARKIE tries to snipe Demengo Debaka with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha (...3) Demengo Debaka with a high crossbody on AN ARKIE. Demengo Debaka gets up. (....4) AN ARKIE tries to snipe Demengo Debaka with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha (.....5) They fight into the aisle. AN ARKIE and Demengo Debaka move back to ringside. They head back into the ring. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Demengo Debaka with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Demengo Debaka executes the German suplex on AN ARKIE. Demengo Debaka is up again. Demengo Debaka kicks AN ARKIE on the mat. AN ARKIE gets up. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Demengo Debaka with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha AN ARKIE tries to snipe Demengo Debaka with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Demengo Debaka hits AN ARKIE with a rolling elbow smash to the face. AN ARKIE tries to snipe Demengo Debaka with his sniper rifle...AN ARKIE aims....and misses...mmmmmhahaha Demengo Debaka hits AN ARKIE with a single arm DDT. Demengo Debaka is back on his feet. Demengo Debaka puts AN ARKIE in the hangman submission. Earl Hebner asks AN ARKIE if he quits. ... ... AN ARKIE trys to escape. Demengo Debaka breaks the hold. Demengo Debaka executes a corkscrew legdrop on AN ARKIE. Demengo Debaka climbs to his feet. Demengo Debaka kicks AN ARKIE on the mat. Demengo Debaka climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on AN ARKIE. Demengo Debaka gets up. AN ARKIE stands up. Demengo Debaka lifts AN ARKIE into the air and delivers a spine buster. Demengo Debaka uses a legsweep faceslam to bring AN ARKIE down. AN ARKIE gets picked up, and dropped with the Twisted END from Demengo Debaka. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 ...3 ] JR - We've got ourselves a winner! JR - The winner of this match, Demengo Debaka!!! JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Booker King!!! (crowd cheers ****) [Booker King comes to the ring. ] JR - and his opponent, Jeidiah Stone!!! [Jeidiah Stone walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Earl Hebner checks Booker King's boots and knee pads. Booker King gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Jeidiah Stone. (ring, ring, ring) Booker King kicks Jeidiah Stone in the head. Jeidiah Stone is up again. Booker King kicks Jeidiah Stone in the head. Jeidiah Stone moves back to his feet. Booker King delivers a kick to the head of Jeidiah Stone. Jeidiah Stone is up again. Jeidiah Stone piledrives Booker King head first into the mat. Jeidiah Stone and Booker King go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Jeidiah Stone pokes Booker King in the eye with his thumb. (...3) Jeidiah Stone gouges Booker King's eyes out. (....4) Booker King delivers a kick to the head of Jeidiah Stone. Jeidiah Stone moves back to his feet. (.....5) Booker King and Jeidiah Stone move back into the ring. Booker King kicks Jeidiah Stone in the head. Booker King knees Jeidiah Stone and rolls back to his feet. Jeidiah Stone stands up. Booker King kicks Jeidiah Stone in the gut, takes a few steps back, and scissor kicks him to the mat. Booker King suplexes Jeidiah Stone. ] JR - The EMF is the only place for entertainment like this! [Booker King suplexes Jeidiah Stone. Booker King chants start. Booker King rolls onto Jeidiah Stone connecting with a knee. Now Jeidiah Stone standing. Jeidiah Stone chops Booker King. Jeidiah Stone pokes Booker King in the eyes. Jeidiah Stone uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Booker King down. Jeidiah Stone hits a screwdriver on Booker King. Booker King is pinned. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 JR - The winner of this match, Jeidiah Stone!!! (Copyright information flashes on the screen. We slowly fade into a highlight video of the end of Cold Day in Hell with Logan Riley coming up the winner, but Angelus attack. Ending with the clips of the Rock, and Kenny Omegrape gaining victories over Angelus Archer. Ending with a highlight reel of the previous two Stairway to heaven, Gateway to hell matches. We open up into the darken arena in Houston. Fireworks reign down on the specially made set for Latino Heat. The lights turn on after the pyrotechnics end, and the camera scans around the crowd.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Houston, Texas. Welcome to this edition of Latino Heat!! I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross joined by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Last month Angelus Archer brutally attacked Logan Riley after their championship match was over, it seemed like that we were heading towards another match between the two when Angelus was beaten by both The Rock and Kenny Omegrape. King-He shouldn’t have been surprised, both the Rock and Kenny Omegrape are great wrestlers, but it could have been the fact he was looking forward to this rematch too much. Kris Gaffney-Well it’s here, and we’ll see if he can put that behind him as he has the rematch he smashed Logan for. JR-Guess we’ll see what happens, let’s start off with the opening match of this evening. (“High Volume” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omega walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Kenny Omega’s record has been a bit up, and down since coming to the EMF. King-I guess there is no better time to change that around. Kris Gaffney-We’ll see if he can… (“Money Talks” blasts on the PA system. Randall Flag walks out on the stage. He stares down Kenny Omega as walks down the ramp. He steps inside of the ring, seemly ready to jump at the sound of the bell.) JR-This man takes pride his focus. King-Kenny Omega better be careful. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure he has nothing to worry about. King-That’s why you had a horrible record as a wrestler!! [Randall Flag and Kenny Omega stand in the ring. Randall Flag plays to crowd. Kenny Omega tries to kick him right in the face. Randall Flag ducks under, and he pushes him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. As he comes off of the ropes. Randall Flag hooks him, and drops him with a hip toss that sends him down on the mat. Slowly he gets up to his feet. Randall Flag pushes Omega to the corner with his shoulder. Kenny Omega hits the corner hard stunning him enough for Flag measure up, and he connects with a knife edge chop to the chest that echo’s out through out the arena. He brings Kenny Omega out of the ring. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Kenny Omega. Kenny Omega is still stunned, and Randall Flag takes down Kenny Omega with a running shoulder block that puts him down on the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet, Randall Flag lifts him up, and drops him with an inverted atomic drop. Kenny Omega stumbles backwards in a lot of pain, and as he comes off of the ropes, he dives, and he connects with a diving clothesline that puts down Kenny Omega. Kenny Omega hits the mat hard. Dazed gets up to his feet. Randall Flag sets up Kenny Omega, and he drops him with a reverse hang man neck breaker. Kenny Omega seems down, Randall Flag goes into the cover on Kenny Omega. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………2………KICK OUT by Kenny Omega. Kenny Omega rolls away, Randall Flag makes sure that he doesn’t get a chance to rest up, as Kenny Omega is in the corner. Randall Flag hits a few stomps in the corner as Kenny Omega is in a seated position in the corner.] JR-Randall Flag is beating down Kenny Omega in the corner. King-He needs to watch he doesn’t get DQed. Kris Gaffney-It’s all fun and games until someone gets DQed.. King-Sure that Kenny Omega doesn’t view it like that… [Randall Flag backs away, he runs, and he goes for a running knee to the face. Kenny Omega moves out of the way. Randall Flag hits his knee on the turnbuckles. He stumbles backwards in pain Kenny Omega hits a quick drop kick that sends Randall Flag face first into the top turnbuckle. Kenny Omega sets up Randall Flag, he sets him up, and he drops him with a belly to back, back breaker. Kenny Omega goes to the outside of the ring. He climbs up to the top rope. He waits for his moment, he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a frog splash. Kenny Omega goes into the cover on Randall Flag. The ref counts 1……………2…….KICK OUT by Randall Flag.] JR-Kenny Omega is showing us why he’s so highly regarded in the world of professional wrestling. King-He likes to make finger guns? Kris Gaffney-Maybe… [Kenny Omega hooks Randall Flag, and he tries to lift him up for the One Winged Angel, but Randall Flag fights him off. Kenny turns around right into a kick, Randall Flag hooks him, lifts Omega, and drops him for a power bomb he likes to call Cashed In!! Kenny Omega seems out of it. Randall goes into the cover on Kenny Omega. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2………3!!] JR-Randall Flag was able to counter Kenny Omega finisher, which gave him an opening to hit his own known as Cashed In.
Lights dim and flash blue as "Black Sails"- Black McCreary blasts. Smoke begins to shoot from the ramp as "The One" Austin Joseph walks out from the back. "Making his way to the ring. Hailing from Florence Oregon. He's weighing in at 245 pounds and he stands at 6'5" He is THE ONE! He throws his arms in the air as fireworks blast from the stage and begins his descend to the ring. He leaps up onto the ring apron, then he leaps over the top rope doing a flip and rolling so he sits with his legs crossed in the center of the ring. He looks side to side, then slides himself to his corner and puts both hands on the middle rope remaining seated. Staring, waiting for the match to begin. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, and he poses to the crowd, he steps inside of the ring, and he waits for his opponents.) JR-Zack Ryder is someone you can never take lightly, the Big Show learned that the hard way a few weeks ago. King-I’m sure Big Show is in the back thinking about that very fact. JR-This man has shown a lot of potential since coming to the EMF. King-You think he’ll be “the one” who wins this match? Kris Gaffney-Ugh… (“Crank it up” blasts on the PA system as pyrotechnics shoot out from the stage. The Big Show walks out on the stage, he walks down to the ring.) JR-Here comes the world’s biggest athlete. Ashley Irvine-His interview was really pretty….not you guy’s…meh MOM! King-Don’t you need to be somewhere? Ashley Irvine-Oh yeah…I forgoooooooooooooooooooooooot *twirls her hair* WATERMELON!! (She runs off) (“X going to give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out on the stage is very slow motion.) JR-So far Wade Wilson has been a very good TV champion. King-Unlike his X-Men career… Kris Gaffney-He never made it past trainee [The bell rings as each of the wrestlers stand in the middle of the ring waiting for the first move to be made. Seemly Zack Ryder confident due to his positive results on the Big Show runs towards the Big Show, and he hits a few fists to the face that stuns the Big Show. Zack Ryder runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. The Big Show hits a big boot that puts down Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder stumbles up to his feet. The Big Show grabs Zack Ryder, and he throws him hard into the corner. He hits hard into the corner, and The Big Show hits a few punches to the gut. Suddenly Austin Joseph jumps for a sleeper on the Big Show. The Big Show is able to counter by throwing “the One” Austin Joseph off. Joseph hits the mat hard. The Big Show looks back as he slowly rises up to his feet. The Big Show hooks Zack Ryder, and he throws him into the air, and he crashes on Austin Joseph] JR-That was an innovative way to use Zack Ryder. King-I’m sure Zack Ryder isn’t appreciating it like he should. Kris Gaffney-One day he’ll look back, and think…that was cool…and I survived! [Austin Joseph rolls away. Wade Wilson reaches into the ring, and he pulls Austin Joseph out of the ring, and he throws him hard into the ring steps. Austin Joseph hits hard into the ring steps back first. Wade Wilson decides top get creative with whatever he plans on doing next. He looks under the ring, and he pulls out a picture of Logan Riley posing with the world championship. Wade Wilson thinks about it, he takes the picture out to reveal it also has a picture of Austin Joseph. Wade Wilson smashes the picture over the head of Austin Joseph. The picture breaks, and Austin Joseph falls down on the mat. Wade Wilson picks up Austin Joseph. He lifts him up, and he drives him back firs tinto the ring post. Wade Wilson makes sure that Austin Joseph doesn’t fall to the mat, and he throws him into the ring. Austin Joseph climbs up to his feet Wade Wilson jumps off of the top turnbuckle, and he connects with a elbow to the top of the head. “The One” Austin Joseph goes down on the mat.] King-Speaking of surviving…that picture wasn’t as good as Zack. Kris Gaffney-Guess not. [Wade Wilson waits for Austin Joseph to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Wade Wilson kicks him in the gut, and he hooks for the Dead Pool, but before he is able to hit Austin Joseph with the Dead Pool. Zack Ryder jumps over him, and he connects with the Rough Ryder. Wade Wilson rolls away, and he falls out of the ring. Zack Ryder turns his attention to Austin Joseph who has rolled into the corner trying to recover. Zack Ryder runs towards Austin Joseph, and he connects with a running clothesline in the corner. Austin Joseph stumbles around, and he falls into a seated position. Zack Ryder looks around as the crowd builds up as they know what is next. He backs up into the corner, and he fist Pumps Woo! Woo! Woo! He runs towards Austin Joseph and he connects with a running boot to the face. Austin Joseph almost falls out of the ring. Zack Ryder pulls Austin Joseph out of the ropes, and he goes into the cover. The ref counts 1……….2……Austin Joseph is able to break the count by putting his boot on the bottom rope.] JR-Austin Joseph might have saved the match for himself. King-For everyone else too. Kris Gaffney-Sure he doesn’t look at it that way. [Zack Ryder waits for Austin Joseph to get up to his feet. But he realizes that Wade Wilson had climbed up on the apron. Zack Ryder goes over, and he hits a fist to the face that knocks him off of the apron. Zack Ryder turns around, and Austin Joseph is now up to his feet, but is extremely dazed. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder. Austin Joseph catches it. He runs, and he throws Zack Ryder into the corner with a buckle bomb. Zack Ryder bounces off of the turnbuckle, and Austin Joseph catches Zack Ryder with the corkscrew kick to the face. Zack Ryder goes down on the mat. Austin Joseph looks down at the fallen Zack Ryder. Ryder goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He is up on the top rope, and he waits for the right time. He jumps off, and he connects with a 450 splash. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2…………..The Big Show reaches into the ring, and he pulls out Austin Joseph just before the three count. Austin Joseph is able to counter this attack before the Big Show can do anything with a rake of the eyes.] JR-Smart move by Austin. King-The Big Show sure isn’t a fan. Kris Gaffney-He probably admits that it was a smart move. [The Big Show is able to get some vision, he yells, and he runs towards Austin Joseph, and Austin is able to hit a drop kick into the corner. Big Show hits his head on the top turnbuckle. He stumbles out of the corner. Austin Joseph runs towards the ropes, he jumps off, and he connects with the spring board super man punch. Big Show is dazed. Austin Joseph runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, he goes for the One and Only spear. But the Big Show is able to counter with a big boot that knocks Austin Joseph backwards, and he roll under the ring ropes.] JR-Austin Joseph seemed to have the Big Show stunned, but the Big Show’s size was able to win over that exchange. King-Yeah, but what is he going to do now? He can’t win unless Joseph is in the ring. Kris Gaffney-One problem at a time. [Zack Ryder goes over to attack the Big Show, the Big Show grabs him around the throat. Austin comes flying through the air, and Big Show catches him with his free hand. The Big Show lifts up both of them, and hits a double choke slam on both of them.] JR-What power by the Big Show. King-I’m sure that’s not how either planned it [The Big Show is about to go into the cover, when he spots Wade Wilson coming into the ring with a chair. The Big Show punches the chair right out of Wade Wilson’s arms. It hits Wade in the face somewhat, he stumbles backwards only stunned. The Big Show runs towards Wade Wilson, and he goes for a big boot, but it’s countered by Wade Wilson ducking under, and the Big Show is crotched on the top rope in obvious pain.] JR-The Big Show thought the champion was stunned enough to get him out of the picture, but Wade wasn’t quite as stunned as he thought he was. King-Akebono would totally relate to this situation. [Wade Wilson shakes off the chair shot as he see’s Zack Ryder getting up to his feet, and he kicks him in the gut, he sets him up, and he plants him down with the Dead Pool. Wade Wilson goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1…………..2……3!!] JR-Wade Wilson survives this match. King-One move decided it JR. (Wade Wilson holds up the TV title to the entire crowd, he turns right into the fist of the Big Show. Wade Wilson goes down. The Big Show stands over Wade Wilson yelling that he’s not done yet. Big Show leaves.) King-It seems like Big Show isn’t through with Wade Wilson or the TV title yet. https://youtu.be/-MXzACk5Khc (The arena lights flicker and suddenly everything falls under a deep blanket of darkness as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays. We see a thick bank of smoke that crawls across the canvas surrounding the Hell in a Cell, all ringside and into the audience.) Ring Announcer: This is the Last Man Standing Hell in a Cell for the EMF Extreme Championship. (Grace walks out onto the entrance stage set up to look like a laboratory equipped with the sophisticated tools of modern science: Jacob's Ladders, Van De Graaf generators, bulky pilot-lit cabinets, poorly-adjusted Bunsen burners, retorts bubbling with sinister chemicals, murky jars holding mutant monstrosities, surrounded by strung wires with bad insulation.) Ring Announcer: Presented by the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! (Grace smiles as she grabs the chain of the winch used for raising the operating table which has a monstrous body draped in a gore soaked cloth that comes up alongside the stage between.) Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! (Grace pulls back the veil and there lay the vehement beast The Wretched Nobody lifeless between two crackling Tesla coils and a 60s-style mainframe computer with big dials, switches on the front and spinning tape reels.) Ring Announcer: This Ominous Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, in Salem Massachusetts. (Grace begins wildly flipping big levers, smashing buttons on control panels that explode from the massive amounts of power.) Ring Announcer: Standing Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… THE WRETCHED NOBODY! (Grace step up to a series of three knife switches for completing the dangerous electric circuit that finally explodes through the table and illuminates the contours and crevices of The Wretched Nobody's haggard mask bringing him to life as he rips through the chained manacles and her monster storms down into the cell awaiting the champion.) Jr: This... Creature scares me. I don't know how Walter Melon is going to stand a chance against The Wretched Nobody. KG: The Melon Gods obviously. King: Well, Melong Club have Melonia and Wretched Nobody has Grace. I'm just happy she's out here! (The lights go completely black. A light flashes through the cell into the ring with an image of a Watermelon as "The Duck Song" blasts through the arena. Put from the back steps Jack Heyman.) JHeyman: Ladies and gentlemen my name is Jack Heyman and I am the advocate for the REIGNING, DEFENDING, UNDISPUTED EXTREME CHAMPION! HE IS THE WATERMELON KINGPIN, standing at 6’2” weighing in at 205 lbs. He is WALTER MELON! (From the back steps Walter Melon, already in his Watermelon speedo ready to go, extreme champion on his shoulder and a scary looking mask on mocking Wretched. As he stands the center of the stage he stares out to the Cell, at Wretched. Walter holds the Extreme Champion in the air as he points to the ring and puts his thumb in the down direction holding it there for a little. He then rips the mask off revealing Watermelon War paint and he smashes his fist into his chest. He turns to face Jack Heyman, Jack feeds him a piece of watermelon and then Walter tells him to go to the back. Walter then turns back to the ring and begins his walk, not taking his eyes off Wretched Nobody.) Jr: Walter looks like he is ready to go, but this is going to be his toughest match, I think ever! KG: Look at his face, he's already won! King: I'm just glad we aren't in the ring with these two. I'd much rather special guest referee Melonia vs Grace Brutal, maybe bra and panties match? (Walter climbs into the ring, not even looking at the cell he just stares at wretched and holds his title in the air one last time before handing the belt to the ref. Walter then backs into the corner, bends down placing one hand on the mat and stays still as Wretched tocks back and forth awaiting for the match to begin. The ref holds the belt in the air and then hands it to the outside official before calling for the bell.) Jr: The anticipation for this match is wild. You can feel the tension in the air! KG: No Jr. that's not tension, it's the presents of the Melon Gods. King: I'm actually worried for Walter. Is Melonia going to be ok? DING! DING! DING! (Walter crawls to the center of the ring like a gorilla and stands up straight as he stares at Wretched who moves his head sideways and then runs at Walter immediately attempting TREPHINATION! But Walter ducks, runs to the ropes and on the return puts his arm out, but Wretched catches him and delivers a deep six. Wretched back to his feet quickly. He bends down wrapping his hands around Walter's neck, Walter reaching at Wretched's arms, but with ease Wretched lifts him up into the air, swings him around and tosses him across the ring and Walter rolls out of the ring falling to the ground. Wretched heads to climb out of the ring and the ref counts the downed Walter.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... (Wretched grabs Walter by the leg, as he pulls him Walter turns and has a bat he pulled from under the ring and as he turns he cracks Wretched in the head which causes him to let go. Walter back to his feet, Wretched charges at him, but Walter takes a swing of the bat right into Wretcheds leg which causes him trip. As Wretched pushes himself back to his feet Walter smashes the baseball bat into Wretcheds back once and drops Wretched. But he still pushes himself up, Walter leaps up and again hits Wretched's back which causes the bat to break upon impact. Walter tosses the broken bat, lunges forward and soccer kicks Wretched right in the ribs once, twice, on the third attempt Wretched grabs ahold of Walter's leg, Walter tries to yank it away but unable to break the grip. Wretched begins using Walter's leg to stand, and once on his feet he stalks Walter while holding the leg and then Walter leaps up and uses his other foot to kick Wretched in the side of the head, which causes Wretched to stumble a little and hits his head on the Cell as Walter falls to the ground. Walter trying to get up quick, Wretched still on his feet. Wretched grabs Walter by the back of the neck, lifts him into the air and slams Walter face first into the Cell. Before Walter can fall Wretched grabs Walter wrapping him up and flings him hard back first into the ring and Walter falls to the ground grabbing his back. Wretched stands over him.) Jr: This... THING... He is brutal! KG: Walter said this would happen, don't worry the Melon Gods will take over soon. King: Why hasn't Melonia come out yet? Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... (Wretched reaches up to grab the ring. Before he gets ahold of th me ring wretched grabs him by the head and lifts Walter to his feet and rests him against the ring. Wretched attempts to unload a hard body shot but Walter jumps out of the way and wretcheds fist smashes into the ring post, but seemingly doesn't faze him. Wretched rushes Walter, but Walter runs, Wretched chases him. Walter runs around the ring, jumps the steps, slides into the ring and stands back up, as Wretched attempts to do the same sliding in, Walter leaps up, grabs the top rope and swings down smashing both feet into Wretched's face which sends him into the Cell. Walter quickly climbs the turnbuckle, leaps off attempts a crossbody, but Wretched catches him and while holding Walter he walks toward the steps. As Wretch is walking, Walter begins throwing elbows to the temple of Wretched, but again unfazed, Wretched delivers a vicious scoop slam straight onto the steel steps and Walter flops down the steps grabbing his back. The ref is about to begin the count, but Wretched lifts Walter to his up, and throws Walter on his shoulder. While holding Walter there, Wretched ruins across the floor down the length of the ring. Eventually, Wretched throws Walter hard into the cell and Wretched continues to run, as Walter bounces off of the fence of the cell Wretched dives, catches Walter and spears him which causes the fence of the cell to break and the two fall to the outside with the broken links cutting both their arms and legs.) Jr: BAH GAWD! That... Creature, that's a display of strength right there! KG: Look at all the fruit juices dripping out of Walter! King: Walter did say it was going to be a bloodbath... KG: Looks like a fruit bath King! Ref: ONE! (Wasting no time, Wretched gets back to his feet. Walter rolling in pain, wipes his eyes of blood. Wretched walks to him, grabs Walter's leg and drags him towards the spanish announce table and drops the leg, turns and lifts Walter to his feet. Once up, Walter kicks Wretched in the nuts, Walter stumbles backwards and before Wretched can react, Walter runs forward, dives and connects with BANANA SPLIT! Which drops Wretched down to one knee. With his face down, Walter steps back and right as Wretched looks up quickly Walter throws a hard superkick to the jaw of Wretched which sends him back. Walter runs to the barricade and jumps ontop, as he climbs to the top, Wretched begins to get up, Walter leaps off attempting a hurricainrauna, but as he goes to fall backwards, Wretched catches him, lifts him back up, turns and walls towards the announcer table and powerbombs Walter hard right through it. Wretched stands right by Walter's feet, sits down and begins to rock back and forth.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THREE!... King: What's going on? He's got to stand up, or he loses too! Kg: Melon Gods at play! JR: Let's just hope this is over. Look at the blood, somebody is going to get severely hurt. (Grace clapping, getting excited with a sadistic smile on her face and Wretched continuing to rock.) Ref: FOUR!... (Wretched stops walking when he sees Walter move and roll over. Wretched stands up, grabs Walter and lifts him up throwing him over his shoulder in a powerslam type position. Wretched runs at the cell, once close enough Walter drops off of Wretched from the back and helps use the momentum to push Wretched hard into the fence of the cell. Walter uses the Cell as he leaps up, turns and hooks Wretched's head, pushes off the cell with his feet spinning and hitting a tornado DDT. Walter trying to use this time to recover, but notices Wretched already standing back up. When Walter gets up, he lunges forward with a dropkick to Wretcheds knees which topples him over. Walter back to his feet, Wretched to his knees. Walter grabs the back of Wretche's head and pulls him in while Walter drives his knee right square in Wretched's face which knocks Wretched to the ground. Walter leaps into the air and comes down driving his knee into Wretched's face. Walter stands backs up and runs at Wretched where he attempts to soccer kick his face, but Wretched sits up at the last moment and Walter misses. Walter spins around as Wretched begins standing and Walter hops on his back locking in a sleeper hold. Wretched back to his feet as Walter begins squeezing harder. Wretched reaching behind him, unable to grib. After some time Wretched seemingly beginning to fade as he drops to one knee, but springs back up once, and then twice. Once he is on his feet in a last minute desperation he spins and rushes backwards smashing Walter into the edge if the cell which causes him to let go. Wretch lifts Walter in a torture rack and begins shaking violently before completing a torture rack back breaker. Walter grabbing at his back the ref begins his count.) Ref: ONE!... TWO! (Walter begins crawling away, with Wretched stalking him.) Ref: THREE! FOUR! (Walter crawls into the ring bell area, on all fours and Wretched takes his boot and jams it into the face of Walter which causes him to roll into the table that had the bell on and knocked it down. Wretched bends down to grab ahold of Walter, but as he turns Walter around, Walter takes a hard swing of the bell and connects to the side of Wretched's head which knocks him to the ground. Walter sees Wretched fall and sees his opportunity for a break.) Jr: Wow, Walter has been fighting with all he has! This is the first break he has gotten. King: I guess you could say Wretched got his... BELL rung. KG: That looks like blood dripping out from Wretched's mask. Jr: I guess the creature does bleed. Ref: ONE!... TWO!... (Walter slowly stands up and rests against the barricade.) Ref: THREE... (Wretched's head moves and he sits up fast, Walter looks surprised. Walter wipes blood from his eyes, Wretched shakes his head and starts to get up, Walter grabs the bell again and swings it at Wretcheds back which knocks him back down. Walter looks around, looks at the cell and heads towards it.) Ref: ONE! (Walter gets to the cell, looks at Wretched and then looks up. Walter begins to climb the cell.) Ref: TWO! (Walter halfway up and Wretched is moving.) Ref: THREE! (Wretched back to his feet, wipes his mask and looks at the blood on his hand and then looks to Walter and begins to follow Walter up the cell. Once close enough Walter tries to stomp Wretched's face, as he pushes towards Wretched's face, Wretched grabs his foot and as he attempts to yank him off of the cell Walter yanks his foot free and falls back ontop of the cell and as he rolls and gets back to his feet Walter runs towards Wretched, but Wretched shoots up, lifting Walter and slamming him on the cell with a spinebuster. As Walter rolls, Wretched grabs ahold of him, lifts him to his feet, but Walter pushes Wretched hands away and then Walter jumps up and headbuts Wretched un the chin. When Wretched stumbles back a little, back foot right on the edge of the cell, Walter lunges forward again, but he is met with a strong style headbutt by Wretched that drops Walter and causes more blood to splatter from his face. Wretched stands over him.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THREE! (Walter begins moving and rolls to his stomach.) Ref: FOUR!... FIVE!... (Walter begins to push himself to his feet, Wretched wraps him up, lifts him for a gut wrench powerbomb, but Walter able to reverse it into a DDT which drives Wretched's face directly into the ceiling of the cell. Walter slowly climbs to his feet.) Ref: ONE!... (Walter stands up.) Ref: TWO!... (Walter grabs Wretched by the head and begins to pull him by his feet, once ul enough Wretched grabs Walter by the back of his watermelon speedo, and his other hand on Walter's head and pushes Walter sending him off of the side of the cell and he goes flying through the spanish announce table.) Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! Jr: BAH GAWD! I THINK HE KILLED HIM! SOMEBODY GET HELP! KG: Melon Gods wont let him die yet. King: Melonia, come out, Walter needs a kiss to wake up! Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THREE!... FOUR!... (Wretched motionless ontop of the edge of the cell just stares down at the motionless Walter. Blood dripping from his mask, Walter blood covered face and body, Watermelon face paint washed away. Grace Brutal seemingly excited.) Ref: FIVE!... SIX!... (Over the barricade jumps Jack Heyman, with a half cut watermelon. He bends down, throws Walters arm over his neck, peels a piece of the melon and puts it in Walter's mouth.) Ref: SEVEN!... EIGHT! (Jack Heyman begins to lift with all of his might, places Walter's other arm over the barricade and uses that to assist him.) Ref: NINE!... (Jack Heyman finally able to get Walter up enough and lean him up over the barricade, he puts the melon in Walter's hand and Walter slowly brings it to his mouth to eat. Wretched begins to climb down from the cell. Jack Heyman sees this and fumbles back over the barricade and runs as Walter finishes up the melon.) KG: See, Melon Gods are real! Jr: How in the hell is this man still moving? King: Melonia kissed him, telepathically! (Walter finishes the melon. He stumbles as he pushes off of the cell, Walter falls to the ground, but fumbles to his feet. Wretched just about down. Walter crawls to the cell. Wretched drops to the ground, Walter reaches up grabbing the Cell and begins to climb, Wretched also begins climbing again. Walter very slow and groggy, slipping during his climb. Wretched gets up first, once Walter is high enough Wretched reaches down grabbing his head and pulling Walter up ontop the cage. Once ontop, Wretched grabs Walter by the throat, lifts him in the air, but Walter is able to drop a hard elbow to Wretched's temple which causes him to drop Walter and stumble back. Walter stumbles towards Wretched, Wretched hooks Walter's head and lifts him for a vertical suplex, but Walter reverses it, swings his body and tries to drop back for a DDT, but Wretched reverses that lifting Walter up again attempting a powerslam, as Wretched runs, Walter pushes and slides off of his back wrapping up Wretcheds head and connects with a reverse DDT right into the pipe holding the fences together which causes it to bend. Both Walter and Wretched down.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THREE... (Wretched begins moving.) Ref: FOUR!... (Wretched begins climbing to his feet as Walter sluggishly crawls towards Wretched.) Ref: FIVE!... (Walter grabs at Wretched's legs and begins to use the legs to pull himself up, but Wretched wraps him up and lifts him up in a powerbomb position attempting to smash him down, but Walter reverses it into a hurricainrauna which sends Wretched head first into the pipe again, which causes it to snap and the ceiling square to break, Wretched falls through onto the ring, which causes the ring to indent as he crashes down. Wretchrd down in the ring, Walter down ontop of the ceiling of the cell.) Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! Jr: BAH GAWD! Somebody is going to die tonight, that's the only way we will see a winner here! KG: We know the Melon Gods wont allow that to be Walter who dies! King: I cant believe what I'm watching right now... and this isnt even the main event? Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THREE... FOUR!... (Walter sits up slowly, dangles his feet over the hole in the ceiling.) Ref: FIVE! (Walter is in complete shock as Wretched begins to move.) Ref: SIX!... SEVEN! (Walter stands up looking down, Wretched rolls over.) Ref: EIGHT!... (Wretched pulls himself to his feet.) Jr: You have got to be kidding me! Both men fell from this cell once, both men got back up. What is it going to take? King: This is no man, this has got to be the devil himself! KG: No, Lucifer liked his TV title, this is something more powerful than him. (Walter motions for him to "come on!" Grace getting excited, cheering Wretched on. Wretched eyes Walter, moves his neck side to side and then walks out of the ring, out of the broken fence and then begins his climb up the top of the cell. Once on top Walter motions for him to "BRING IT!") (Wretched runs at Walter, once close enough he attempts a clothesline, but Walter ducks and connects with a pele kick which sends Wretched back through the broken ceiling and crashing into the exact same spot which causes the ring to break, Wretched, still visible. Walter stands up, walks to the hole and stares down.) Ref: ONE! (Walter looks out to the crowd, then down at Wretched. Walter shouts, "FOR THE MELON GODS!" And leaps up and through the hole connecting with FRUIT SMASH! Right onto Wretched and Walter rolls. Both men out.) Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THREE!... FOUR!... FIVE!... (Walter reaches out, grabs the rope and begins to pull himself.) Ref: SIX!... SEVEN!... (Walter slowly pulling himself up, knee still down. But somehow wretched begins moving as well.) Ref: EIGHT!... NINE! (Wretched's feet cant be seen, he seems to be trying to push himself up, but is unable to. Walter barely gets up.) Ref: TEN! DING! DING! DING! (As soon as the final bell rings, Walter collapses.) Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, your winner and STILL EMF EXTREME CHAMPION, he is the Watermelon Kingpin, WALTER MELON! (Walter sits up and slides into the corner, "The Duck Song" blasts and from under the ring comes Nakamango, Apple Juice, and Omegrape, they all run to help Walter up. The cell lifts, the official brings Walter his title, Grace slides in the ring as the Melon Club slide out and hoist Walter in the air with his Extreme championship. Grace reaches down, lifts up Wretched's legs revealing that they were tied together with a thick piece of rope. The Melon Club celebrating up the ramp as Latino Heat cuts to commercial, so EMF officials can fix the ring before the next match.) JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Ben Black!!! [Ben Black comes to the ring. ] JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Apple Juice Styles!!! [Apple Juice Styles walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Apple Juice Styles gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Ben Black. Earl Hebner checks Apple Juice Styles's boots and knee pads. (ring, ring, ring) Ben Black executes the jumping sidekick on Apple Juice Styles. Ben Black kicks Apple Juice Styles on the mat. Apple Juice Styles stands up. Apple Juice Styles attempts to kick Ben Black, but Ben Black catches his leg. Apple Juice Styles flips around and kicks Ben Black. Apple Juice Styles moves back to his feet. Ben Black is driven further into the mat by Apple Juice Styles with a diving elbow smash. Ben Black gets back to his feet. Ben Black uppercuts Apple Juice Styles. Ben Black with a high crossbody on Apple Juice Styles. Ben Black stands up. Ben Black grabs Apple Juice Styles and applies an arm wrench. Apple Juice Styles is up again. Ben Black is smashed with a flying clothesline by Apple Juice Styles from the top rope. Apple Juice Styles gets up. Apple Juice Styles hits Ben Black with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Apple Juice Styles moves back to his feet. Apple Juice Styles hits Ben Black with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Apple Juice Styles goes for a pin. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 Ben Black escapes. Ben Black is back on his feet. Ben Black uses a closed fist on Apple Juice Styles. A flying bodypress by Apple Juice Styles takes Ben Black to the mat with authority. Apple Juice Styles hits Ben Black with an elbowdrop. Apple Juice Styles climbs to his feet. Ben Black gets up. Apple Juice Styles executes the twisting moonsault on to Ben Black. Apple Juice Styles moves back to his feet. Apple Juice Styles jumps and elbow smashes the lying Ben Black. Apple Juice Styles gets back to his feet. Ben Black gets back to his feet. Ben Black delivers a short-arm clothesline to Apple Juice Styles. Apple Juice Styles gets hit with the shooting star press from Ben Black. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 Apple Juice Styles kicks out. Apple Juice Styles is up again. Apple Juice Styles slaps both sides of Ben Black's head out of desperation. A flying shoulder block send Ben Black to the mat. Apple Juice Styles gets up. Apple Juice Styles hits Ben Black with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Apple Juice Styles gets up. Apple Juice Styles hits Ben Black with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Now Ben Black standing. Apple Juice Styles trys for a sitdown faceslam (X-factor) but Ben Black avoids it. Apple Juice Styles picks up Ben Black and delivers a tilt-a-whirl suplex. ] JR - Nice tilt-a-whirl suplex by Apple Juice Styles. [Now Apple Juice Styles standing. Apple Juice Styles applies an elbow submission hold onto Ben Black. The referee is checking the situation. ... (AHHHH!) ... Apple Juice Styles tightens the hold. ... Ben Black trys to escape. ... Apple Juice Styles breaks the hold. Ben Black gets back to his feet. Ben Black short clothslines Apple Juice Styles. Apple Juice Styles climbs to his feet. Ben Black gets tiger suplexed by Apple Juice Styles. Apple Juice Styles jumps and elbow smashes the lying Ben Black. Apple Juice Styles climbs to his feet. Apple Juice Styles hits Ben Black with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Ben Black is up again. Ben Black dazed in the ring, Apple Juice Styles on the top rope. Apple Juice Styles jumps and grabs Ben Black's head,bulldogging him Now Apple Juice Styles standing. Ben Black climbs to his feet. Apple Juice Styles leaps from the top rope! YES! And he pulls off a 5 Star Frog Splash! Ben Black is pinned by Apple Juice Styles's hurricanrana. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 JR - The winner of this match, Apple Juice Styles!!! ("Ravishing" plays over the PA System and out comes Lana for the Elimination Chamber match for the EMF Women's Championship. She is soon followed by Melonia Trump who comes out to "Duck Song" and then Stacy Hancock to "Legs". Then "Insatiable" hits and out comes the former champion, Tiffany.) JR: Tiffany knows what it takes to win in the chamber.... and she knows what it takes to be champion. King: She's dangerous... that's for sure. Kris: Are we saying the other 3 aren't? ("Generic Theme" plays next and out comes Miss Jackie.) JR: Miss Jackie has won more championships than any other female in history. King: But Laura Cena beat her title reign length.... Kris: A win here and Laura will edge closer to her Dad's 2 year reign.... ("Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" plays next, and out come Laura Cena with the EMF Women's Championship around her waist and Catherine Walker following behind her.) JR: Laura has been a fighting champion since she won the belt at First Blood 2016... but we haven't seen her for a few months. King: I wonder where she's been.... I hope it wasn't to her icy kingdom... Kris: I think she'd have frozen to death if she was there this long... (The bell sounds and the match is underway with Laura Cena and Miss Jackie starting us off. The two of them circle the ring a few times and then lock up in the middle. Miss Jackie hammers away at Laura and Laura returns fire, but Jackie over powers her and as Laura stumbles, Jackie throws her into the ropes. Laura rebounds off the ropes and Jackie goes for a big boot, but Laura's eyes begin to flicker, and she catches Jackie's foot, and transitions into a drop toe hold. She looks for the WT.... H, but Jackie is able to use her other foot to kick Laura away. Jackie springs to her feet and meets Laura with a clothesline. Laura goes down and rolls out of the ring to the floor of the chamber. Jackie climbs over the top rope and picks her up but Laura is ready for her and hurls Jackie into the wall of the chamber. Jackie hits the wall hard and then Laura catches her with a superkick as she stumbles forward. Laura drops into the cover for 1...... kick out! The countdown begins...) JR: Two former champions just getting started... but they are about to be joined by a third... (The lights flicker above the pods and then stop above the one containing.... Lana. Lana comes into the match and goes straight after Laura. As she arrives, she hammers away on Laura with some hard right hands, but Laura catches one and then fires back and easily gets the better of Lana. She hurls Lana into the cage wall and then clotheslines her, and Lana yells out in pain. Laura turns round and Jackie was waiting for her and hits a snapmere. Laura goes down, and Jackie hits a dropkick to the face. As Laura goes down, Lana comes over and kicks away at Miss Jackie. Lana is able to catch Jackie off guard with a kick to the side of the head, taking her down. Lana goes over and tries to apply the accolade to Jackie. She gets it locked in for a moment, but Miss Jackie is able to power her way up to her feet. Miss Jackie drops Lana on her back onto the steel. Laura has been biding her time and scoops Miss Jackie up, looking for the Royally Screwed, but Jackie catches her with an elbow to the side of the head. Jackie drops to her feet and then Laura turns round and this time walks into a Big Boot. Jackie runs off the ropes on the outside of the ring and looks to be going for the Big Boot but Lana grabs her and hurls her over the ropes into the ring. She then covers Laura who kicks out even before the count of 1. Lana looks annoyed.) JR: Lana trying to steal the glory.... I guess she thought Jackie hit a bigger move.... (The countdown begins again and in comes... Melonia Trump. Tiffany and Stacy remain locked in their pods. Melonia gets into the ring and exchanges blows with Miss Jackie who has climbed to her feet. Jackie easily dodges one of her shots and then onloads on her. Meanwhile, Lana and Laura are doing battle on the outside. Melonia has managed to get in a few shots now and throws Jackie into the turnbuckle. Jackie hits the corner hard and Melonia goes over and lifts her to the top rope. Melona positions Jackie and then hits a superplex, driving Jackie down into the middle of the ring. Melonia positions herself on the top rope and leaps off looking for the 450 V8 Splash.... but Jackie throws a foot up and ends up kicking Melonia square in the head. Laura and Lana have now battled into the ring. Jackie jumps to her feet as Lana staggers Laura with a right hand. Laura stumbles and Jackie scoops her up, looking for the F-Off. Lana climbs up to the top rope. Jackie goes for the F-Off but Laura's eyes flicker and she lands on her feet just as Lana comes flying off the top rope. Laura instinctively catches her and then drills her to the mat for the Royally Screwed! Laura hooks the leg for 1...... 2....... 3!) JR: One hell of a couter from the Champion... and we're down to 5! King: Looked like the intersect came through for her there.... Kris: Do you think that's actually real? (At the moment the buzzer sounds and in comes Stacy Hancock. Melonia and Jackie start exchanging blows and spill to the outside, leaving Stacy to climb into the ring one leg at a time and then stand face to face with Laura. Laura goes to throw a right hand but Stacy's eyes flicker and she blocks it and then hits a big roundhouse kick to the face of Laura, taking her down. Laura looks up at her and looks stunned. Stacy goes over and starts working over Laura's legs with some stomps. She picks Laura up and hurls her into the corner, and then goes to choke Laura with her foot, but Laura grabs her foot, and transitions into a drop toe hold, and into the WT..... H! Stacy yells out in pain and reaches towards the ropes, even though it won't cause a break. Laura tightens the hold but Stacy is able to lunge and grab the ropes. Meanwhile on the outside, Miss Jackie throws Melonia head first into one of the glass pods. Melonia bounces off it and Jackie scoops her up and drives her down with the F-Off! Miss Jackie hooks the leg for 1..... 2...... 3! As Melonia is eliminated, Tiffany, the final competitor, enters the match.) JR: There goes the only non-blonde in the match.... King: Too bad she didn't have a face off with Stacy... I had a joke lined up about being a Leg man or a melon man.... Kris: Next time King.... next time.... (Tiffany looks around and sees her old rival, Miss Jackie, climbing into the ring. Tiffany climbs up onto the turnbuckle, unnoticed, and then when Jackie turns, Tiffany leaps off and hits a crossbody. Stacy meanwhile has used the rope to pull herself up to her feet and then is able to slam Laura to the mat. She turns around and walks right into a TNT from Tiffany! Jackie stumbles up and also walks into a TNT! Laura stumbles up next and Tiffany leaps but Laura catches her and counters into a suplex, taking Tiffany down. Laura hooks the leg of Miss Jackie for 1..... 2...... kick out! She bangs the floor in frustration and pins Stacy for 1..... 2...... kick out! Laura calls for the Royally Screwed, and waits for Stacy to get up. She hoists her up, but while Stacy is on Laura's shoulders, Tffany plants Laura down with the TNT! Stacy falls to the mat but both her and Laura roll to the outside. Jackie climbs up to her feet, and sees Tiffany about to follow Laura out of the ring, but pulls her back and hoists her up for the F-Off! As Jackie goes for it, Tiffany rotates in midair, and lands on her feet, and Jackie turns straight into a second TNT! Tiffany hooks the leg for 1...... 2....... 3!) JR: Catherine Walker looks like she's seen a ghost..... but with one great counter, Tiffany has eliminated the great Miss Jackie! King: But with Laura and Stacy remaining... both seemingly using the power of the intersect.... surely they'll have more counters than Tiffany can dream of! Kris: If that's true... we could be here all night.... (Tiffany looks around at Laura and Stacy both still recovering on the outside, and smirks. She starts to taunt Catherine who is on the outside about pinning Jackie. The door is opened for Miss Jackie to leave, but suddenly we see someone running into the chamber. It's none other than Mickie James, brandishing her MITB briefcase. As Laura climbs to her feet, Mickie blasts her in the head with the case. She does this a few more times and then throws Laura headfirst into one of the glass pods, breaking the glass. Stacy is up, but Mickie throws her into the ring with Tiffany. She grabs Laura out of the wreckage and nails the Mick Kick! She then hands over her briefcase.... and the referee indicates to the time keeper that it's being cashed in. Stacy seemingly wants to get Laura out of the on going Chamber match, and tries to come over, but Mickie hits her with a Chick Kick through the rope. Stacy stumbles back to a waiting Tiffany who nails her with the TNT! Mickie picks Laura up, and hits a big Mickie-DT on the outside. She hooks the leg for 1..... 2..... 3! As she does, Tiffany pins Stacy, and the referee counts this one afterwards.... 1..... 2...... 3!) Finkle: Ladies and Gentleman.... the Elimination Chamber match will continue with the two remaining contestants... but in the seperate Money in the Bank match..... here is your winner.... and the NEW EMF WOMEN'S CHAMPION.... MICKIE JAMES! JR: God Damn it! This isn't right! At least wait until the damn chamber is finished! King: She's robbed Tiffany of her chance to become champion.... Kris: Though she should win this one easily.... (Tiffany looks annoyed but Mickie leaves the chamber before she can do anything about it. Tiffany looks at the downed Laura, but looks like she isn't interested now the title is not on the line. Before they can shut the door after Mickie left, Tiffany grabs it, and goes to leave. The referees argue with her, trying to get her back in, but Tiffany exits the chamber and starts to head up the ramp.... before spotting Catherine still at ringside looking upset. Tiffany tries to go towards her but is blocked off by referees ordering her back into the chamber. Laura meanwhile is trying to recover. Realising she won't get close to Catherine, Tiffany rolls her eyes, and goes back into the chamber, but is still yelling something at Catherine. She then goes right towards the wall of the chamber nearest to Catherine, and is able to grab hold of Catherine's hair through the chamber. She tries to pull Catherine towards her, but Catherine pulls back, and Tiffany goes flying headfirst into the cage wall. Tiffany bounces off the wall hard and straight into Laura, who scoops her up and nails the Royally Screwed. Laura hooks the leg for 1..... 2..... 3!) JR: Laura Cena picks up the win.... and becomes the first woman ever to win 2 Elimination Chambers. King: Yes... but she lost the title in an unexpected seperate title match. Kris: That's got to hurt.... (Laura has her arm raised but looks angry at not being the champion still. She exits the chamber where her and Catherine hug but she still looks unhappy as they head up the ramp.)
(“the Duck song” blasts on the PA system. The whole crowd pelts Kenny Omegrape with grapes. Kenny throws one at them. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) King-That doesn’t seem balance. Kris Gaffney-Where is Scott Tazte when you need him…he could make things equal. JR-It should be noted if Kenny walks out the champion here, the IC championship will be vacated. King-That’s annoying. (“If you smell” blasts on the PA system. The Rock walks out on the stage. He steps inside of the ring, he steps on the turnbuckle raising his arm. He does the same thing on the opposite corner.) JR-Kenny Omegrape, and the Rock has a score to settle outside of the fact the world championship is on the line. King-I’m sure that they don’t mind that the world title is also on the line. Kris Gaffney-Probably don’t. (“Down with the Sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks out on the stage, he stares down at his opponents already in the ring.) JR-Besides the championship, this is the man that brought this whole match together. King-This is a match he’s never been in. Kris Gaffney-Most wouldn’t be a fan…but I have a feeling that Angelus would be a fan. (“That’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage. He stares down as he walks to the ring.) JR-How ironic as Logan Riley mentioned that he’s been in the main event of First Blood 2 years in the row, he must get past the very same type of match he survive the match he did not win. King-This match is almost his Gateway to Heaven. Kris Gaffney-………. [Logan Riley steps inside of the ring, he stares around the ring at his opponent. The Rock is hopping up, and down in his corner. Kenny Omegrape is talking up to the crowd telling them that they should really be eating fruit. Angelus Archer staring a hole at Logan Riley. The bell rings as the fire rail lights up. Angelus Archer runs at Logan Riley, and the Rock and Kenny Omegrape start to trade fists to the face. Logan Riley ducks under Angelus Archer’s attack, and he hammers rights, and lefts to the face. Angelus Archer decides to give Logan Riley a taste of his own medicine by raking his eyes. Logan Riley stumbles backwards in a lot of pain as he holds his face. Angelus Archer waits for Logan Riley to get up, he turns towards him. Angelus Archer runs towards Logan Riley, he goes for a kick to the head. Logan Riley ducks under. Angelus turns right into an upper cut that stumbles Angelus Archer backwards, he trips over the ropes, and he falls out of the ring to the outside of the irng.] JR-This match starts out like Cold Day in Hell ended with Angelus Archer and Logan Riley going after one another. King-Also, the Rock and Kenny Omegrape are having a hell of a fight too. Kris Gaffney-So epic. [Logan Riley tries to continue the attack on Angelus Archer. But Logan Riley gets turned around, and he gets smashed with chair shot by the Rock that echo’s through out the arena. Logan Riley dazed stumbles back. The Rock yells a few things at the world champion, and he hits another chair shot that knocks Logan Riley down to one knee, and the Rock picks up Logan Riley, and he attempts to puts Logan’s head into the fire. Logan Riley is able to use his arms on the rail to block it. Logan Riley hits a elbow into the stomach of the Rock. He hits another elbow into the stomach of the Rock, then antoher. This finally makes the Rock stumble backwards. Logan Riley falls to a knee still feeling the effects of the last move. Logan Riley goes after the Rock, and the Rock turns around, and levels Logan Riley with a monitor.] King-Who knew we still had monitors like that around. Kris Gaffney-Truly…technology is the bane of professional wrestling. [The Rock cleans off the announcers table, he throws Logan Riley, he jumps on the table. He brings up Logan, and he hooks him, and drives him through the table crushing the table. The Rock rolls out of the wreckage as the world champion is now down, but as he pulls himself up to his feet. Kenny OMegrape hits him with the top of the ladder which puts the Rock down on the mat around ring side. Kenny Omegrape stands over the Rock, and he smashes the ladder into the stomach area of the Rock. The Rock rolls around in p ain. Kenny Omegrape throws the ladder into the irng, and he climbs in the ring, but before he can do anything with the ladder. Angelus Archer kicks him in the face, this makes him stumble backwards. He runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the roeps. Angelus Archer comes off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape drops him with a spinning spine buster on Angelus Archer. Kenny Omegrape looks up, and looks towards the world champion.] JR-Kenny could become world champion. Kris Gaffney-HA! Take that secondary championship…you’re a secondary championship. King-As every champion who made their belt mean more than the world championship for even a period of time rolls over in their graves. Too bad Angelus is most known for the world championship, or we might be able to see that live! [Kenny Omegrape is climbing up to the top of the ladder, Angelus Archer goes towards the ladder, and he pushes him off. He fly’s off, and he lands on the top rope. He falls on the top rope, and he stumbles, Kenny Omegrape hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he sets him up. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a double arm back breaker. Angelus Archer falls down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape goes inot the corner. Angelus Archer has the ladder, he runs to the ladder, and he jabs it into the gut of Kenny omegrape, this also traps Omegrape into the ladder. Angelus Archer backs off, runs, and he jumps on the ladder. He kicks him to the side of the head. Angelus Archer grabs Kenny’s head, and drops him face first into the ladder.] JR-What innovated offense by Angelus Archer. King-That’s why he’s one of the greatest ever. Kris Gaffney-Zack Ryder is just happy he survived!! [Angelus Archer goes to the outside of the ring, and he slides into the ring with the ladder. He sets it up under the championship, and he starts to climb up to the top of the ladder, The Rock sets up a ladder on the side of Angelus Archer’s one, and he also sets up a table that he brought in. The Rock climbs up to the top. What he doesn’t see is Logan Riley uses a Singapore cane to transfer some fire on The Rock throws a fist to th efface of Angelus Archer. The Rock answers back. The two trade fists, Angelus Archer is able to string together a few fists to the face. Angelus Archer goes for another one trying to knock the Rock off, the Rock ducks under, and he hooks Angelus Archer, and the Rock, Rock Bottoms Angelus Archer through the flaming table!!! The table smashes. The Rock lucky doesn’t lit on fire…but Angelus Archer isn’t so lucky as he’s on fire. ANGELUS ARCHER IS ELIMINATED!!!] JR-Angelus is out!! Not quite what the Rock had in mind, but he’ll surely take it. King-I’m sure he will. [Kenny Omegrape is up, he grabs a ladder, and he turns around, boom right to the face he gets hit with the Final Cut that makes the ladder go into the face of Kenny Omegrape. Kenny OMegrape falls out of the ring. Logan Riley looks around. He see’s that the Rock is still feeling the effects of the Rock Bottom through the table, Logan Riley grabs one of the ladders that Angelus and the Rock went off. He steady’s it, and he starts to climb, but on the other side the Rock is trying to get up to his feet, and he starts to make the climb up to the top of the ladder.] JR-It’s a race to the top of the ladder. King-Logan must be surprised that the Rock is still coming after him. Kris Gaffney-He’s still probably more surprised that Wade has yet made a reference to the fact he has the same name of his best frienemy. Kimberly Walker-I could have been his Kirsten Dunst…whatever that means… [The Rock, and Logan Riley throw fists to the face, and both are not moving until the Rock hits one fist that rocks Logan. The Rock hits a few more fists to the face, he smashes his face into the top of the ladder. The Rock reaches up, and he grabs a hold of the world championship. Suddenly Angelus Archer hits a low blow on the Rock. The Rock is in pain, Angelus runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, and he hits the ladder with a shoulder block. The Rock falls with the ladder. Logan was able to recover enough that he grab a hold of the rope with the title on it as he struggles to keep a hold as the ref’s make Angelus leave. The ladder on the other hand hits the top rope, bouncing off of it, it caught enough momentum to come Logan’s way once again, and Logan catches it with his feet, using it to prop his feet. Logan takes the world championship off of the hook. Logan Riley wins this match!!] JR-Angleus Archer didn’t seem too pleased with how he was eliminated, and the Rock paid the price. King-It was Logan who set that table on fire. Kris Gaffney-I don’t think Angelus knows that yet. (Logan exhausted at the top of the ladder holds up the world championship as the show goes to dark.)
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