EMF: Latino Heat

(Copyright information shows on the screen as we go into a highlight video of how all of the matches came about. We fade into the arena after a intro screen welcomes us to Latino Heat 2009. Fireworks blasts on the stage, and the lights turn on as fans wave their signs, and scream. Some of the signs say "I killed Mike Awesome: He was a fat chick thriller", "I paid the writer to change his style", and "The main event is closer than you think".)

JR-Welcome to the fourth annual Latino Heat, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler

King-You think Eddie Guerrero would be pleased with this event?

Kris Gaffney-It's probably the only thing that makes him happy up in heaven, Rey Mysterio keeps bothering him.

("Myke Hawke's theme" blasts on the PA system. Myke Hawke appears on the stage, and poses as pyrotechnics blasts on the stage.)

King-I got the urge to tell JR to shut the fuck up, because it's a masterpiece…

Kris Gaffney-Aw…good ol' days.

JR-Well Hawke is talented.

("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Dewey Pond is going to provide Hawke with a challenge.

King-He is a former IC and TV champion.

Kris Gaffney-A lot of people forget that.

[Dewey Pond and Myke Hawke pace around the ring, they lock up, and Myke Hawke puts Dewey Pond in an arm bar. Dewey Pond is pain as Myke Hawke puts the pressure on Dewey Pond, and Dewey Pond looks for a way out of the hold, and Dewey Pond is able to go to the ropes, and is able to aid him in doing a back flip, and a quick arm drag release that sends Myke Hawke flying, Myke Hawke is quick to get up to his feet, and he this a Dewey Pond hits a running clothesline that knocks down Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond hits a few fists to the face, and tries to whip him to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. Myke Hawke bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Myke Hawke, and Dewey Pond turns right into a quick belly to belly suplex that plants Dewey Pond. Myke Hawke shakes off the few moves he got, and Dewey Pond tries to get up with the help of the ropes, and Myke Hawke pushes down on the back of Dewey Pond and the ref counts to 4, and Myke Hawke lets go. The ref yells at Myke Hawke, Myke Hawke backs up, and lets the ref get what he wants, and this allows Dewey Pond to get up to his feet, and Dewey Pond turns towards Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke hits a few fists to the face that stun Dewey Pond to the ropes, and Myke Hawke whips Dewey Pond to the ropes. Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes, and Myke Hawke goes for a clothesline, but Dewey Pond ducks under a clothesline, and Dewey Pond goes for a crufix pin, but it's countered with a reverse slam that drives Dewey Pond into the mat. Myke Hawke gets up, and waits for Dewey Pond to get up to his feet, and Myke Hawke kicks Dewey Pond in the gut that doubles him over, and Dewey Pond gets set up in power bomb/piledriver position. Dewey Pond gets lifted up, and driven down with a power bomb by Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………………………………2……………………………………….kick out by Dewey Pond.]

JR-Myke Hawke is taking it to the veteran Dewey Pond.

King-He's going to have to do a better job than that.

Kris Gaffney-You mean like how Dewey needs to do a better job in trying to kill his kid?

King-Kinda like that.

[Dewey Pond is down on the mat, and Myke Hawke decides that it's time to end this match. Dewey Pond gets picked up by Myke Hawke by the hair, Myke Hawke gets hit with a body slam, and he goes out of the ring, and on to the apron. He climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up. Myke Hawke measures up Dewey Pond, and Myke Hawke leaps off of the top rope, and Dewey Pond moves out of the way. Myke Hawke crashes into the mat, and both wrestlers are down on the mat. Dewey Pond gets up to his feet, and Myke Hawke gets up to his feet, and Dewey Pond hits a reverse jaw breaker on Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke is in pain, and Dewey Pond runs to the ropes, and Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond hits a running forearm to the face, and Myke Hawke goes down to the mat. Slowly Myke Hawke gets up to his feet holding his face, and once he's totally gotten up to his feet. He turns around stunned, and goes right into the waiting Dewey Pond who lifts him up on his shoulders, Dewey Pond holds him on his shoulders for a few moments, and Dewey Pond hits a gut buster on Myke Hawke, Myke Hawke is in pain, and Myke Hawke is in a kneeing position, and Dewey Pond runs to the ropes. Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond hits a low drop kick that knocks down Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke rolls away in pain, slowly he gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he sets up in vertical suplex position, lifts him up, and drives him down with a with a vertical suplex face buster. Myke Hawke is down for what seems to be the count, but Dewey Pond wants to go for one more big move. He climbs up to the top rope, and he leaps off of the top rope with a pond water splash, but Myke Hawke moves out of the way.]

JR-Dewey Pond probably took one too many risks.

King-Maybe he was paid to do that…

Kris Gaffney-They made him an offer he couldn't refuse.

[Myke Hawke pulls up Dewey Pond, Dewey Pond hits an inverted atomic drop, and Dewey Pond whips Myke Hawke to the ropes. Myke Hawke bounces off of the ropes, and Dewey Pond goes for the Dew Drop, but it's countered by Myke Hawke who hits a poke the eye. Dewey Pond is blinded. Myke Hawke hits an inverted Russian leg sweep. Myke Hawke goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope. He leaps off of the top rope, and hits the burning STD on Dewey Pond. Myke Hawke goes into the cover on Dewey Pond, and gets the 1……………….2…………………3!]

JR-Myke Hawke pulled out the win.

King-The mob doesn't like to lose.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not…

("Angel on my shoulder" blasts on the PA system as Velvet Sky poses on the stage, and walks down to the ring.)

JR-Velvet Sky should watch out in this match, Marina's not going to be happy.

King-Well with what she did to her last time they met on a PPV…that's understandable.

Kris Gaffney-Chicks usually don't like you messing with the hair…

("Bodies" blasts on the PA system as Marina walks to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This match isn't going to take the normal three count.

King-I think the crowd remembers….we haven't gone PG, have we..

Kris Gaffney-No…we keep making our rating go up almost every week.

[Velvet Sky plays to the crowd, showing off herself in her evening gown. Marina doesn't seem to want to listen to this anymore, as she takes down Velvet Sky with a double leg take down, and Marina hits a few fists to the face of Velvet Sky. Velvet Sky pushes Marina off of the mounted punches. Velvet Sky tries to crawl away, but Marina grabs a hold of Velvet's skirt, she tries to rip it. But to save herself, Velvet Sky grabs a hand full of Marina's dress, and uses the leverage that caused to throw Marina out of the ring, Marina crashes into the mat. She is a little hurt, but nothing too bad, Marina tries to get back into the ring, and Velvet Sky hits a baseball slide into the face of Marina, Marina falls on the arena floor. Velvet Sky rolls under the ring, and on to the arena floor. Marina gets pulled by her hair, and Velvet Sky smashes Marina's head on the steel step. Marina is stunned, and Velvet Sky throws her into the ring. Velvet Sky climbs up to the top rope, and waits as Marina slowly gets up to his feet, and Velvet Sky leaps off of the top rope, and this a cross body block. She goes into the cover, but the yells tells her that there is no pin falls. Velvet Sky throws a bit of a temper tantrum, which allows Marina to get up in the corner, and Velvet Sky hits a few forearm shots to the face, and she tries to whip marina into the opposite corner, and does. Marina crashes into the corner, Velvet Sky charges at Marina, Marina counters with a back elbow to the face of Velvet Sky. Velvet Sky stumbles away. Marina goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope. Velvet Sky dives on the top rope, and Marina is crotched on the top rope, and Velvet Sky climbs up to the top rope, hooks Marina, and goes for a super plex, but Marina blocks it into a cross body block.]

JR-Velvet Sky just made a huge mistake.

King-Considering her choice in a boyfriend….I'd say she could do worse.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…too bad I'm married, or I'd say she should have picked me.

[Both women are hurt, so neither can start to tear off clothes. Both get to their feet, and Marina is able to take down Velvet Sky with a double leg take down and she hits a sling shots that sends Velvet Sky flying into the ring post, and Velvet Sky stumbles out of the corner, and Marina sets up Velvet Sky, and she hits a release northern lights suplex that sends Velvet Sky flying. Velvet Sky slowly gets up to her feet, and Marina hits a few fists to the face of Velvet Sky, and Marina tries to whip Velvet Sky off of the ropes, but Velvet Sky reverse the whip. Marina bounces off of the ropes, Velvet Sky lowers her head, and Marina counters with a swinging neck breaker that brings down Velvet Sky. She holds her neck, Marina decides to try to win the match as she starts pulling at Velvet Sky's gown. Velvet Sky screams, and looks for a way out of this situation, luckily Velvet Sky is able to rake the eyes of Marina to get her away from her, gets some separation. Velvet Sky gets up to her feet by the ropes, Marina charges at Velvet Sky, and Velvet is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends Marina into the second ropes. She stays there, and Marina runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. She leaps in the air, and Marina moves out of the way, and Velvet Sky lands on the ropes, and falls down to the mat. Marina pulls herself up, Velvet Sky stumbles into the corner, and Marina hits a few knife edge chops to the chest. Marina puts Velvet Sky in a head lock, and she charges out of the corner, and she hits a bull dog that drives down Velvet Sky into the mat. Velvet Sky rolls out of the ring, and on to the floor.]

JR-Velvet needs to think of a new plan.

King-New plans are for the loser…yeah…Velvet…losing your dress is a good thing!

(Velvet gets to her feet, gets some composure, and slides back into the ring. Marina stomps down on her hard though as she does, and then begins tugging at Velvets dress from the top. She gets it half way off, revealing Velvet's bra but Velvet screams loudly and begins stuggling, eventually kicking Marina off. Velvet stumbles to her feet and attempts to put the dress back on. She does so, but the distraction allows Marina to grab her and throw her hard into the turnbuckle. Velvet hits it and falls down and then Marina taunts and calls for the Extreme Seeing Stars. Suddenly Angelina Love and Kelly Kelly come running out. Angelina gets on the apron and begins yelling. Marina runs over and clotheslines her hard to the outside. While shes distracted though Kelly slips something into Velvet's hand. Marina vaults to the top rope and leaps to hit Extreme Seeing Stars, and hits it. Velvet seems out of it, and Marina grabs a hand full of dress, but suddenly.]

Voice-Excuse me!

(Marina turns to the entrance to see…Vickie Guerrero.)

Vickie Guerrero-EXCUSE ME! *crowd boo's harder than any point*….Anyways, I know a lot of you were wondering where Fyre was in that little tag team match. Well as the PR person for Fyre, I'd like to inform you all of the truth! Instead of wrestling in that match full of nobodies, I have the greatest news! Fyre found Osama bin Laden!

(The EMF tron shows a clearly photoshopped picture of Osama bin Laden unconscious as Fyre has her foot on the top of his back posing victoriously! Crowd still boo's loud as Vickie looks shocked that didn't get Fyre over with the crowd, as she stomps to the back)

Marina doesn't look happy at this event, but this allows Velvet Sky to recover, and she spins he around and then sprays her in the face with perfume! Marina clutches her eyes in pain but can do nothing to stop Velvet grabbing the bottom of her dress and tugging it hard until it falls down and eventualy comes clean off.)

JR: Velvet Sky steals this one....

King: Damn it! I wanted to see her Beautiful Body!

Kris: I wonder if Chris Masters has seen it yet?

King: Maybe when he went to borrow a bra?

(Velvet slides out of the ring and hugs Kelly and then Angelina as the 3 of them leave with Marina looking embaressed in the ring once more.)

(Note: Close match, Marina stepped up, although Velvet was good enough to pick up the win. So I tried to make a new feud for Marina, hopefully that's ok.)

("Destroy Everything" blasts on the PA system as SammyExtreme walks to the ring, he looks a little dazed.)

JR-The word is Sammy might have suffered a concussion last week.

Kris Gaffney-And he is still sticking it out…he should take a page from Kurt Warner.

King-And look how well that worked out for the Cardinals.

Kris Gaffney-…..

("Abyss theme" blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring doing his normal entrance, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Abyss has gone through a lot to get to this night.

King-Surprised he didn't get a lot of tribute video's.

Kris Gaffney-I guess we know Jarred Carthallion really isn't around the EMF.

[SammyExtreme and Abyss stare down, and finally they lock up. Abyss being the clear strong of the two competitors. Abyss is able to push SammyExtreme into the corner, and finally the ref tells Abyss to break it up, and Abyss slowly backs out to allow the break, and SammyExtreme charges at Abyss once it seems that he's open to attack, but Abyss is able to counter this with a shoulder block, and this knocks down SammyExtreme for some reason SammyExtreme dis able to fall down to the mat and is able to get up to his feet as Abyss didn't take the advantage as some sort of pride thing. SammyExtreme stare down Abyss as he knows what he wants him to do, he runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Abnyss tries to catches him in the black hole slam, but before he's out of control, SammyExtreme is able to roll out of the grip of Abyss, and rolls out of the ring, and Abyss paces around the ring as SammyExtreme is looking to size up the monster known as Abyss, and trying to think of a new strategy with the information he gathered from those last few interactions. Abyss gets restless, and notices that SammyExtreme isn't paying attention, so he grabs him by the hair, and pulls him up to the apron. But it seems that this is what SammyExtreme wanted as he counters with a hang man that snaps the neck off of the top rope, and Abyss stumbles back stunned, SammyExtreme jumps on the apron, and up to the top rope, and SammyExtreme measures up Abyss, and he leaps off of the top rope, but Abyss is able to counter this with a chop to the throat that flattens SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme slowly gets to his feet, and Abyss measures him up. SammyExtreme turns towards Abyss, and SammyExtreme gets picked up on the shoulders of Abyss, and hits the shock treatment. Abyss now decides that he needs to hit one more big move before going into the cover, so he pulls up SammyExtreme, and grabs him around the throat, lfits him up, and drives him down to the mat. Abyss now goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………2……………………..SammyExtreme rolls the shoulder out at the last moment.]

JR-SammyExtreme held his own for a little while, and now the monster is dominating.

King-Probably due to the amount of hot women he has around him.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, that's always a plus.

[Abyss looks like he's firing up as it seems that dooms day is nearing, he pulls up SammyExtreme, and Abyss tries to whip him to the ropes, but it's reversed and Abyss bounces off of the ropes, and SammyExtreme hits a spinning spine buster, and now both wrestlers are down for the count. The ref starts to use his standing 10 count, and both wrestlers get up about the count of 7, Abyss wanting to get the match back into his control charges at SammyExtreme, but SammyExtreme who is near the ropes counters with a hot shot to the ropes, and Abyss stunned goes into the corner, and SammyExtreme hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut in the corner. SammyExtreme backs up, and hits a running one in the corner, and SammyExtreme backs up, as Abyss stumbles out of the corner. SammyExtreme hits an arm breaker, Abyss rolls around in pain holding his arm as that one hurt. Abyss holding his arm slowly gets up to his feet, and SammyExtreme kicks Abyss in the gut, he sets up Abyss into a piledriver/power bomb position, he lifts him up, and SammyExtreme hits a sit down power bomb that drives Abyss' head into the mat. Abyss being a veteran of many federation is on his stomach, which makes SammyExtreme have to take extra time to push Abyss on his back, and makes the cover. The ref counts the 1……………………..2………………………….KICK OUT by Abyss!]

JR-I don't think SammyExtreme is happy.

King-Well you can't blame him…no tables have been smashed yet.

[SammyExtreme backs up the ref in the corner, and argues, not seeing the ref. Abyss pushes SammyExtreme into the ref, smashing the ref in the corner. He see's the ref go down, and Abyss checks on the ref, he turns around, and he gets GORED by SammyExtreme, but there is no ref, SammyExtreme rolls out of the ring, and grabs a chair, and he brings it into the ring, SammyExtreme swings at Abyss, but Abyss grabs SammyExtreme by the throat. SammyExtreme hits a kick to the gut to let the grab around his throat, and he takes a swing. Abyss puts his arm up to block it, unfortunately it was the one that was injured. Abyss is in a lot of pain, SammyExtreme runs to the ropes, and tries to hit a big chair shot to bring the monster down. Abyss hits a big boot that knocks down Sammy. Abyss angry grabs the chair, he waits Sammy turns around, and Abyss hits a chair shot that knocks down SammyExtreme. Sammy has a glanced over look in his eyes as Abyss gets rid of the chair. Abyss goes into the cover as the ref is coming to, and the ref counts the 1……………….2…………………3!]

JR-Abyss has won this match, but both competitors paid a price.

Kurt Warner-That's going to cause more than just sensitivity to light.

King-You'd know…

("The Machine Gunn's theme" blasts on the PA system as Alex Shelley walks to the ring, he steps in the ring, and poses the crowd.)

JR-Alex Shelley's team even though didn't win last week, should be at least given an assist.

King-Yeah….Eastman took advantage of that situation, can't blame him.

Kris Gaffney-But Shelley does..

("Sunglasses at Night" blasts on the PA system as Brandon Eastman walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Eastman has been getting a lot of media exposure lately.

King-I can't believe they allow him near a radio show or a TV show.

Kris Gaffney-What are we doing now?

King-……it's ok, because were professional wrestlers.

Kris Gaffney-Oh…that makes sense.

[Brandon Eastman and Alex Shelley walk around the ring, and Brandon Eastman goes for a big boot the face, but he rolls right through. Alex Shelley hits a drop kick to the leg, and this brings down Brandon Eastman to his knee, and Alex Shelley hits a running ezugri that knocks down Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman tries to get up to his feet. He's met by Alex Shelley who hits a few fists to the face, and Brandon Eastman stumbles backwards, and Alex Shelley tries to whip Brandon Eastman to the ropes, but it's reversed. Alex Shelley bounces off of the ropes, and Brandon Eastman goes for a big boot, but it's ducked under, and Alex Shelley continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and Brandon Eastman throws Alex Shelley in the air, and as Alex Shelley goes through the air. Alex Shelley hits a drop kick that knocks back Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman falls into the ropes, and he gets hooked in the ropes, and Brandon Eastman can't get out of the ropes. Alex Shelley hits a few fists to the trapped Brandon Eastman. The ref makes Alex Shelley back away, the ref gets Brandon Eastman out of the ropes, and Eastman falls out of the ropes, and slowly gets to his feet. Alex Shelley runs to the ropes, bounces off of the ropes, and sets up, and hits a wheel barrel bulldog that drives Brandon Eastman into the mat. Brandon Eastman turns to his back, and Alex Shelley runs to the ropes, leaps on the second rope, and hits a spring board moonsault. Alex Shelley goes intot he cover, and gets the 1………………..2………………..kick out by Brandon Eastman. Alex Shelley looks at Brandon Eastman thinking that it's going to take a lot more to keep down the former Extreme champion. Alex Shelley rolls out of the ring, and grabs a chair from the time keeper table, and he slides into the ring. Alex Shelley waits as Brandon Eastman gets up to his feet, and Brandon Eastman turns around, and Alex Shelley levels Brandon Eastman with a hard chair shot.]

JR-Brandon Eastman's size might be equalized in a hardcore environment.

King-Well….as much as he can be taken down easier…he can also hurt you more.

Kris Gaffney-Good point…

[Alex Shelley puts the chair over the body of Brandon Eastman, and climbs out of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope. But before he can do anything, Brandon Eastman gets up to his feet, and goes over to where Alex Shelley is on the top rope, and then he slams him off of the top rope. Brandon Eastman falls into the corner, and he is able to rest up, but sadly this doesn't get enough time and Alex Shelley charges at Brandon Eastman, and and starts a 10 punch combo 1…………..2………………3…………….4…………..5…….Brandon Eastman walks out of the corner, and drops Alex Shelley face first on to the top turnbuckle. Alex Shelley stumbles around, and Brandon Eastman hits a few knee lifts in the corner, and then before the ref can get in his face, Brandon Eastman whips Alex Shelley hard into the opposite side corner. Alex Shelley flips in the corner, and on to the apron. He stumbles on the apron, and Brandon Eastman charges at the ropes, and then sling shots Alex Shelley into the ring, and Alex Shelley crashes into the mat. Slowly after sometime, Alex Shelley gets up to his feet. Brandon Eastman whips Alex Shelley to the ropes, and Brandon Eastman goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Alex Shelley. Brandon Eastman turns around, and Alex Shelley goes for a hurricanarana, but it's countered with a sit down power bomb. The ref counts the 1…………………………..2………………………kick out by Alex Shelley.]

JR-Eastman seems to be in a rush to end this match.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe their Thanksgiven wasn't so good?

King-I'm surprised that they both haven't thrown up on each other…

(Eastman gets up and complains to the ref that it was a 3 count. He doesn't notice Shelley climb to his feet. Shelley then rolls him up, holding the tights for the 1....... 2................ kick out! Eastman looks furious that he almost got caught. He unloads with right hands to Shelley and then throws him into the ropes. Shelley bounces back and Eastman goes for a clothesline, but Shelley ducks and Eastman nails the referee. Eastman looks a bit stunned and Shelley spins him round and nails a suplex. He realises there's no referee and so goes over to try and revive him. While he's distracted doing this, Eastman gets up. He begins stalking Shelley for his finisher but suddenly Matt Dragon slides into the ring, spins Eastman round and nails the Breath of Fire! He slides out of the ring smirking. Shelley has no idea what happened and looks confused that Eastman hasn't stirred yet, but as the ref gets up slowly Shelley hooks the leg and gets the 1...... 2......... 3!)

JR: Alex Shelley wins...with an unexpected assist...

King; I wonder what Matt Dragon's problem is with Eastman. His hair cut?

Kris: Nah I heard he called him a Mook....

(Note: Eastman's RP was funny, but unfortunately not as focused as we liked. (which normally isn't a problem with Eastman, so I'm sure it's not a big deal).

("Slither" plays on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring as fire pyro blasts behind him.)

King-Wow, fire pyro…who'd would have made the connection.

Booker T-He didn't just do that…TELL ME…he didn't just do that.

Scott Steiner-SHUD UP BOOKAH TEA, YOUS ALWAYS SUCKED!

("Here comes the boom" blasts on the PA system as Chris Parker walks to the ring.)

JR-This is…a very interesting talent.

King-Interesting is an understatement.

[Firestorm and Chris Parker walks around the ring, Chris Parker being the impatient bastard he is charges at Firestorm, and Firestorm hits a super kick that brings down Chris Parker. Chris Parker is down on the mat, and Firestorm knowing that he couldn't possibly win now. Hits a few stomps on the downed Chris Parker, Chris Parker gets up to his feet, and stumbles into the corner, and Firestorm hits a knife edge chop to the chest of Chris Parker. Firestorm tries to whip Chris Parker to the ropes, but it's reversed, and Firestorm crashes into the corner, Chris Parker runs at Firestorm, and leaps in the air, and Firestorm moves out of the way. Chris Parker goes flying into the ring post, and he stays in the corner. Firestorm charges, and hits a running knee to the face of Chris Parker, and Chris Parker stumbles out of the corner, Firestorm hits a running bulldog that drives Chris Parker's face into the mat. Firestorm runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes and hits a jumping knee lift that comes down on the face of Chris Parker. Chris Parker slowly gets up to his feet, and Firestorm kicks Chris Parker in the gut that doubles him over, and sets him up for a vertical suplex.]

King-He wouldn't dare…would he?

Kris Gaffney-If he didn't…then it wouldn't be Latino Heat…

JR-I don't think it would be that bad…

[Firestorm hits one snap suplex….spins the hips, and gets up to his feet. Firestorm hits two vertical suplexes, does the same thing. So that he doesn't totally do the whole sappy Eddie tribute thing that was done to death in 2005-06 (seriously…watch a DVD from back then. I mean it was sad…but damn). He gets up to his feet, and lifts up Chris Parker, and holds him up for a stalling vertical suplex for a time, and then drives him down for a brain buster. Chris Parker looks like he's down for the count as Firestorm goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………………2…………………………….kick out by Chris Parker. Firestorm shakes his head, but doesn't argue with the ref, and he pulls up Chris Parker. Thinking that he's close to defeat anyways, Firestorm yells to the crowd that he's going to go for the firestarter, and as he gets Chris Parker up to his feet. Chris Parker gets slowly turned by Firestorm for his finisher.]

JR-This might be a little too soon.

King- It's always too soon to hit your finisher.

Kris Gaffney-Last time I was in bed with your Mom, she said I was too soon…..wait a minute….

[As Firestorm gets in the place where he wants it, Chris Parker is able to twist back to normal. Firestorm puts on a side head lock, and Chris Parker backs up Firestorm to the ropes, and whips him off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and Chris Parker surprises Firestorm with a belly to belly suplex that sends Firestorm flying through the air, and he goes crashing into the mat. Both wrestlers are slow to get up to his feet, Firestorm slowly turns towards where Chris Parker is, and Chris Parker hits an inverted atomic drop. Chris Parker runs to the ropes, and hits a flying forearm to the face that knocks down Firestorm. Firestorm goes down to the mat, and slowly gets to his feet stunned, and Chris Parker measures up, and sets up Firestorm, and hits a Russian leg sweep sending Firestorm down to the mat. Chris Parker runs to the ropes, bounces off of the ropes, he leaps in the air and comes crashing down with a splash on Firestorm. He hooks the leg as the ref counts the 1……………….2………………………KICK OUT at the last second by Firestorm.]

JR-Chris Parker was very close to winning this match.

Kris Gaffney-He needs to use his spidy senses!

King-Um…wrong Parker.

Kris Gaffney-Oh…

[Chris Parker yells at the ref, who tells him that he only got two. Chris Parker goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope, and Firestorm dives on the top rope, and Chris Parker is in pain, and he leans over the top rope where Firestorm front face locks him, sets him up, and hits the Firestarter from the top rope! Firestorm pulls Chris Parker away from the ropes, and Firestorm goes into the cover on Chris Parker, and gets the 1…………………2……………….3!]

JR-What a great move by the TV champion to retain his belt.

King- Firestorm just always finds a way to win.

("Come out and play" blasts on the PA system as the lights go off except for spotlights as Ville Vesneski walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-These issues between these men have been building for a month or so.

King-I didn't pay attention.

Kris Gaffney-Not trying to get the raise…are you…

King-Already got it…I'm thinking of renaming myself to Tim Thomas.

("Sound of Madness" blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-Scott Tazte has come back after a few months, and should be charged up for a new goal.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder how he feels about being apart of the EMF's decade of Extreme celebration?

King-If everyone calling him old didn't make him feel old…that might do it, even though he's not.

[Scott Tazte is walking towards the arena entrance, and suddenly out of no where Ville Vesneski comes out of no where, and he hits him from behind with a clubbing blow to the side of the head. Scott Tazte goes down to the mat, and Ville Vesneski goes off camera for a few moments, and grabs a Singapore cane, and waits as Scott Tazte gets up to his feet. Once Scott Tazte turns around, Ville Vesneski sings at the cane, but Scott Tazte counters with a low drop kick that brings down Ville Vesneski down to one knee and makes him drop the Singapore cane, and Scott Tazte grabs the cane, and measures up as Ville Vesneski gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte smashes the Ville Vesneski with the cane over the head. Ville Vesneski goes down to the mat, and slowly gets up to his feet as Scott Tazte measures up on Ville Vesneski, and he smashes the cane in the gut of Scott Tazte, and this doubles over Ville Vesneski. Scott Tazte grabs Ville Vesneski, and throws him, and throws into the certain, and Ville Vesneski shows that he's now in the arena area as Scott Tazte follows him in the arena area]

JR-Looks like these competitors are finally going to bring this match into the ring side area.

King-Well it's about time.

Kris Gaffney-Aw…let them stay…everyone loves those matches on the EMF tron.

*fans throw random trash at Gaffney*

[Ville Vesneski crawls away, and Scott Tazte hits a kick into the gut and Ville Vesneski rolls with the momentum of the move, and Ville Vesneski is at the ring side arena. Scott Tazte pulls up Ville Vesneski, and Scott Tazte throws him into the ring, and Scott Tazte rolls into the ring after grabbing a chair, and the bell finally rings. Ville Vesneski rolls into the corner, and tries to get up, and Scott Tazte hits a few stomps on the downed Ville Vesneski who goes back in the sitting position, and Scott Tazte knowing that there is no DQ puts his boot on the throat, but he holds it no more than the usual time that he would have to break in a normal match. Scott Tazte grabs the chair, and Scott Tazte trabs Ville Vesneski in the corner with the chair in the corner. Scott Tazte backs up, and charges at Ville Vesneski, and he hits a drop kick into the chair that sends the chair into the face of Ville Vesneski. Scott Tazte grabs the chair, and Ville Vesneski falls on the mat. The ref starts the count, but it seems that Ville Vesneski is already on his way to his feet out of instinct. 1……………………….2……………….Ville Vesneski is almost to his feet….4…Ville Vesneski is to his feet, but he then gets hit with an extremely loud chair shot that takes down Ville Vesneski.]

JR-That had to be the loudest chair shot I've ever heard.

King-And that's saying something…considering how long you been in the business…and the fact you have hearing problems…

Kris Gaffney-I'm going to guess Ville is wishing he didn't get up.

[Ville Vesneski seems to be down for the count, and Scott Tazte backs away, and the ref starts to count 1……………….2………………….3……………………4…………..5…………Ville Vesneski is stiring………6……………..7…………….Ville Vesneski pulls himself up with the help of the ropes………8…………9………Ville Vesneski makes it to his feet, and Scott Tazte wanting to dish out more punishment, he measures up, and charges at Ville Vesneski to clothesline him to the outside. But thinking quickly, Ville Vesneski is able to counter this with a back body drop over the top rope that sends Scott Tazte over the top rope, and goes crashes into the mat. Scott Tazte slowly gets up to his feet, and Ville Vesneski see's this, and knows that he has to do something to make sure that he gets the match back into his control, so he sling shots himself over the top rope, and crashes down with a suicide dive over the top rope with a cross body block that connects on Scott Tazte. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and slowly Ville Vesneski gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte gets hit with a knee lift in the gut, and Ville Vesneski tries to whip Scott Tazte into the ring steps, but it's reversed and Ville Vesneski crashes into the ring steps. Ville starts to take off the cover, and the monitors off of the announcers table.]

JR-Ville Vesneski has something on his mind.

King-Do you think he has the brain cells JR?

Kris Gaffney-Way to make a random RAW vs. Smackdown comment.

[Ville Vesneski starts to pour lighter fuild on the table as the Spanish announcers go running, and Ville Vesneski grabs the cover off of the steel steps, and places them on near the table. Vill Vesneski then lights the table on fire! Ville Vesneski brings Scott Tazte on the steps, and puts him in power bomb position, but Scott Tazte hits a low blow, and Ville Vesneski gets hit with a Remedy DDT. Ville Vesneski out instinch gets up to his feet, and Scott Tazte hits a spike spinebuster to Ville Vesneski through the announce table that's on fire! (note: obviously it always put out as soon as he hits it) Scott Tazte falls away as the ref starts to count. As the ref gets to 5, Scott Tazte uses the ring apron to get up to his feet, Ville Vesneski only starts to move around 7……8…..Ville Vesneski tries to get up using the steps……9…….10! Ville couldn't make it.]

JR-Scott Tazte won this match!

King-SammyExtreme approves of this situation.

(Note: Hard call, both wrote good RP's. We just overall though Tazte's was stronger.)

("Pain" blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring with Stephanie McMahon-Walker following behind.)

JR-Stephanie's guidance while didn't win a championship last month has guided Troy to yet another title shot here.

King-Why can't I get shots with Stephanie…

Kris Gaffney-Clever play on words…

("Enter Sandman" blasts on the PA system as Chris Legend walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

King-His theme is funny for some reason….just don't know what it is.

JR-No clue what your talking about King.

Kris Gaffney-Me either…

("Marc Mead's theme" blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Marc Mead is going to be very hard to beat, we have seen that in the past.

King-Yeah…but he doesn't have to be beaten to lose the match.

JR-That's very true King.

[Marc Mead, Chris Legend and Troy Gafgen pace around the ring, and all three look for the first one to strike. Chris Legend and Marc Mead decide to attack the biggest man in the fight as they start to take shots at Troy Gafgen, Troy Gafgen tries to fight them off as Troy Gafgen blocks one of the fist by Chris Legend, and hits a big head but that knocks down Chris Legend. Marc Mead tries to charge at Troy Gafgen, but Troy Gafgen hits a back elbow that stuns Marc Mead. Troy Gafgen hits a few fists to the face of Marc Mead, and Marc Mead backs up to the ropes, and Troy Gafgen tries to whip Marc Mead to the ropes, and Marc Mead goes to the ropes Marc Mead bounces off of the ropes, and Troy Gafgen lowers his head, and Marc Mead kicks him in the head, and Troy Gafgen gets up, and stare down Marc Mead. Troy Gafgen charges at Marc Mead, and goes for a big boot to the face. Marc Mead ducks under, and Troy Gafgen gets hung up in the ropes, and Marc Mead bounces off of the ropes, and hits a spring boards off, and hits a drop kick that knocks Troy Gafgen out of the ring.]

JR-Marc Mead just avoided danger there.

King-He must be using the wolf ring again.

Kris Gaffney-That glowing eyes thing was cool though…

[Marc Mead gets up to his feet, Chris Legend charges at Marc Mead, but Marc Mead ducks under the attempted clothesline, but it's countered with a reverse neck breaker that brings Chris Legend down to the mat. Marc Mead goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………..2………………………KICK OUT by Chris Legend. Marc Mead questions the count, Chris Legend goes in the corner, and Marc Mead hits a clothesline in the corner, and sets up Chris Legend for a bulldog out for of the corner. But Chris Legend pushes Marc Mead as he leaps in the air for the move, and Marc Mead flies through the air, and crashes on the mat. Chris Legend falls backwards into the corner, and he pulls himself up to the second rope, and he waits for Marc Mead to get up to his feet, and Marc Mead gets up to his feet. As he does, Chris Legend leaps off of the second rope, and hits a summersault neck breaker on Marc Mead. But too bad for Legend he can't follow up, both wrestlers take their time on getting up to their feet. Marc Mead is the first to get up to his feet, and Chris Legend hits a punch to the face, and a knee lift to the gut. This doubles over Marc Marc, and Chris Legend runs to the ropes, and hits a running knee lift to the face.]

JR-That mistake by Marc Mead might cost him here.

King-Bret Hart did that move a thousand times, and I doubt that ever happened to him.

Kris Gaffney-Luckily he knew good five moves of doom.

[Marc Mead stumbles around, and Chris Legend lifts him up, and hits a sit down spine buster for a cover, and the ref counts the 1………………………2…………………………Troy Gafgen reaches into the ring, and grabs Legend off of the cover, and pulls him out of the ring, and to the arena floor, and Troy Gafgen hits a big head butt that knocks down Chris Legend. Chris Legend dazed gets up to his feet, and Chris Legend turns around and Troy Gafgen lifts up Chris Legend up over his shoulder, and brings him over to the ring steps, and Troy Gafgen hits a snake eyes on the ring steps. Chris Legend's head bounces off of the steps, and Chris Legend falls to the mat, Troy Gafgen pulls himself up to the apron, and Marc Mead tries to go towards Troy Gafgen, and Troy Gafgen hangs him up in a hang man. Marc Mead stumbles away from the ropes stunned, and Troy Gafgen slides into the ring and waits as Marc Mead turns around, Troy Gafgen grabs him by the throat, lifts him up in the air, and drives him down with a choke slam that drives him into the mat. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………………2……………….Marc Mead being the veteran that he is able to realize where he is in the ring, and he puts his foot on the bottom rope to break up the count.]

JR-Marc Mead just saved himself there.

King-He is yet to make mention of the wolf ring….

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he thinks it's a secret…

King-Maybe the ring should be outlawed in the wellness policy.

[Troy Gafgen gets into the ring, suddenly out of no where Chris Legend smashes him with a Singapore cane shot to the head, Troy Gafgen falls out of the ring. Chris Legend looks at the downed Marc Mead, and calls for the end of the match. He gets ready, but suddenly Troy Gafgen tries to go for a clothesline, but Chris Legend ducks under on Troy Gafgen, and hits the Outshiner! He goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………..2…………………he gets pulled out of the ring by Danni Vesneski. Danni throws Legend to the steps, Marc Mead crawls into the ring, and see's Troy down, and he goes into the cover. The ref counts the 1……………2………………….3!]

JR-Marc Mead found a way to win this match.

King-He really must be hiding the wolf ring…no other reason could be for his success!

Kris Gaffney-You know we keep mentioning it…and Marc probably has no clue what were talking about…

King-Does he…does he really?

(note: It sucks when someone who did put a lot of effort has to lose; however, we do need to call it like we see it. The way we saw it Legend spent too much time on other things, and that really hurt his focus (note: Such as the David Letterman RP with any mention of the match taken out, and the supermarket scene with the same was exactly the gap between Mead and Legend). When Legend got going though, he was good, there was a few holes that did him in, but for the most part he was good. Just the damage was already done. The reason Marc wins basically being consistant in his focus and good text. This is nothing Legend can't fix though for the future.)