EMF: Hell on Earth

(Copyright information is shown on the screen. It fades away, and we go into a highlight video of Tommy Malone winning the World Championship at Return of an Era. Then we go last week as both the Wretched Nobody and Troy Gafgen win their respective matches. Ending with clips all three of them as World Champions before fading of them staring down. We go into an introduction screen welcoming us to Hell on Earth 2021. The lights are turned off as pyrotechnics rain down on the Hell on Earth set, the lights turn off as they end and the camera’s scan around the arena as fans yell and wave their signs. Finally we zoom out to display the location information. We get one last shot of the crowd as the commentators begin to speak.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from San Antonio, Texas. Welcome to Hell on Earth 2021. Hello and welcome, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined as always by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Tonight we Tommy Malone face off against two recent World Champions in the WRethced Nobody and Troy Gafgen. Only this time the falls can count anywhere.

Kris Gaffney-That can always be chaotic.

JR-Let’s get started with our first match of the night.

["No One Survives" blasts on the PA system. JT Maverick walks on the stage. JT Maverick walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-JT Maverick has shown a lot of potential.

King-We have seen a lot of wrestlers with a lot of potential, tonight JT Maverick can take a big step to realize that potential.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see what happens.

(“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan!

(He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.)

JR-Beating Azar is not going to be easy.

King-I think there are a lot of people who can confirm that.

[Azar Vulcan and JT Maverick stand in the middle of the ring. Azar Vulcan is able to lock up with JT Maverick both wrestlers are fighting for positions. Azar Vulcan ends that with a knee lift into the gut that doubles JT Maverick. Azar Vulcan whips JT Maverick to the ropes, and he bounces off o the ropes. Azar Vulcan connects with a hip toss that sends JT Maverick down on the mat. JT Maverick gets up fairly quickly, but only to be dropped down with a running forearm. This time Azar Vulcan attempts to pick up JT Maverick by the hair, and he lifts him up, and Azar Vulcan sets him up for a vertical suplex, but as Azar lifts him up, JT Maverick is able to shift his weight allowing him to land behind him. JT Maverick pushes him to the ropes to the ropes. JT Maverick runs towards Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan counters by him throwing him over the top rope. JT Maverick crashes down on the mat around ring side. Azar Vulcan climbs to the outside of the ring and he waits for JT Maverick to get up to his feet, and once he does he drops the axe handle cross the back of JT Maverick. JT Maverick is in a lot of pain as Azar Vulcan grabs him by the hair. He lifts him up drops him with a Russian leg sweep to the barricade. Azar Vulcan grabs JT Maverick and he throws him into the ring. Azar Vulcan waits for JT Maverick to get up to his feet, he kicks him in the gut, he hooks him, he lifts him up, and Azar Vulcan drops him with the brainbuster. Azar Vulcan doesn’t go for the cover.]

JR-Azar Vulcan surprisely didn’t go for the cover there.

King-I guess he wants to end this match quickly.

Kris Gaffney-That should be interesting to see if he regrets that.

[Azar Vulcan measuers up on JT Maverick to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Azar Vulcan he goes for Money maker, but JT Maverick is able to duck under, and he runs to the ropes. He spring boards off of the second rope, and he connects with a PTSD that puts him down on the mat. Azar Vulcan is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and he connects with a kick to the gut. JT Maverick runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a swinging neck breaker. JT Maverick goes into the cover on Azar. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………………..2……………KICK OUT by by Azar Vulcan. JT Maverick takes a few moments to rest up.]

JR-JT Maverick is attempting to rally.

King-He’s going to have to if he has any chance of being TV champion, he’s going to have to right now.

Kris Gaffney-JT Maverick has shown a lot of promise, I wouldn’t write him off so quickly.

[JT Maverick picks up Azar, and he lifts him up on his shoulders, and he attempts to go for the head shot, but Azar blocks the knee. Azar hits a head butt. This makes him stagger backwards. Azar connects with the Money shot!! JT Maverick goes down on the mat. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on JT Maverick. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-Maverick might have attempted to go for the Headshot too early, and it cost him.

King-Azar sure showed him who’d be kicked in the face!

("Everything is Awesome" plays over the PA System and Laura Cena and Ashley Irvine head out onto the ramp. Laura is seemingly still bothered by the attack on her last week as they head down the ramp.)

JR: Laura Cena was forced to miss her match last week after she was assaulted by an unknown person... and Ashley went on to lose to Rebecca Michelle.

King: They need to avoid that happening this week, at all costs.

Kris: Otherwise they're in for the night of their lives....

("Dirty Little Girl" plays next and out comes Mickie James with her girlfriend Rebecca Michelle. They also head down the ramp.)

JR: Mickie James is known for her mind games.... but arming her with that briefcase has turned them up even more.

King: She's always tried to give the people what they want...

Kris: You have to think that all this is for her though....

(Laura Cena decides to start the match for her team, and so does Rebecca Michelle. Laura charges at Rebecca and hits her with a clothesline. Rebecca gets up and Laura grabs her and plants her down with a suplex. She waits for Rebecca to get up again, and then hits a German Suplex from behind, into a bridge for 1...... kick out. Rebecca pulls herself up using the ropes, and Laura charges and goes for a clothesline, but Rebecca ducks and pulls down the top rope, causing Laura to fly over it and land on the apron. Rebecca then nails a drop kick, sending Laura to the outside. She lands badly, and grabs at her leg which was seemingly already bothering her from the attack last week. Mickie notices this and drops off the apron and approaches her. Mickie grabs Laura's legs, but Laura kicks her away and then kips up. She's struggling but she rolls into the ring where Rebecca grabs her and plants her down with a DDT. Rebecca goes into the cover for 1...... kick out!)

JR: Laura doesn't seem to be moving quite right.... whoever attacked her last week seems to have done some damage.

King: And Mickie and Rebecca will definitely be targeting that leg now....

Kris: Hopefully they don't hurt her so bad that she can't perform for them later tonight....

(Laura pulls herself up but Rebecca targets the injured leg with a Chop Block, sending her back down. She goes over and makes the tag to Mickie James. Mickie enters the ring and then climbs to the top rope as Laura starts to stumble up. Mickie jumps off and hits a hurricanrana, sending Laura flying across the ring. Laura again lands badly, but toughs it out and leaps across the ring and makes a tag to Ashley. Ashley comes into the ring and exchanges blows with Mickie James while Laura is laying on the apron, still holding her leg. Ashley tries to whip Mickie across the ring, but Mickie reverses it, and sends Ashley across the ring. Ashley bounces off the ropes and Mickie leaps up, hitting Ashley with her own move, the KMB! Mickie mocks Laura who is still trying to get up on the apron and blows a kiss to her. She then begins to stalk Ashley, looking for the Mick Kick. As Ashley gets up, Mickie connects with the Mick Kick! She goes into the cover for 1...... 2...... Ashley was too close to the ropes and is able to get her foot under the bottom rope, breaking the count. Mickie notices this, and laughs, before turning to Laura and indicating how close it was.)

JR: This has to be Laura's biggest fear.... she's almost powerless to help.

King: She needs to hope she can recover, and fast.

Kris: I wouldn't bank on it...

(Mickie waits for Ashley to get up again, and then grabs her by the hair, and pulls her head back. She locks eyes with Laura Cena while going for the Long Kiss Goodnight, but before she can kiss Ashley, Ashley hits some hard elbows and escapes her. Ashley opens fire with hard right hands, taking Mickie off guard, and then kicks Mickie in the midsection, and scoops her up and delivers the Boulder Holder! Ashley falls straight into a cover for 1...... 2...... kick out by Mickie. Ashley taunts like she wants to hit her finisher, and waits for Mickie to stumble up before positioning her for the Whiplash DDT. Ashley plants Mickie down and hooks the leg for 1...... 2...... KICK OUT by Mickie! Both Ashley and Laura are in shock and Rebecca is cheering Mickie on. Ashley looks over at Laura, seemingly asking what she has to do. Laura encourages her to hit the move again. Ashley tries to pick Mickie up, but before she can, Mickie reaches up and applies the Vaginal Claw! Ashley shrieks and that's the final straw for Laura who tries to climb into the ring. The referee runs over to hold Laura back, and while he is distracted, Rebecca Michelle slides into the ring holding a chair. She blasts Ashley in the head with it, and Ashley stumbles back. Mickie, who has released the hold, grabs Ashley and rolls her up. The referee eventually turns round again and sees this and counts 1....... 2...... KICK OUT by Ashley!)

JR: Mickie and Rebecca using weapons again.... but this time Ashley kicks out!

King: Laura once again almost costing Ashley the match....

Kris: I think the damage may be done though....

(Mickie shakes her head, and then makes the finger licking gesture to Laura. This time Laura vaults into the ring but lands badly on her injured leg and clutches at it, and Mickie connects with the Mick Kick, sending her rolling to the outside. Mickie goes over and tags in Rebecca Michelle. Mickie then heads outside the ring where she picks Laura up and hurls her injured leg into the steel steps. She acts innocent as she heads back to her corner. In the ring, Rebecca Michelle picks up Ashley, who is still groggy from the chair shot, and plants her down with the Siren's Song! Rebecca covers Ashley for 1..... 2...... KICK OUT! Rebecca looks shocked. Mickie tells her to lock in her submission hold. Rebecca obliges and grabs Ashley and locks in the Hellcat Hold! Ashley is struggling and the referee is asking her if she gives up. Laura Cena suddenly rolls into the ring, still unable to stand, but clutching the Ugly Stick in her hand, seemingly having retrieved it from under the ring. The referee spots her and runs over to cut her off, while Mickie also drops off the apron again and runs over. Mickie removes Laura and the stick from the ring, but while the referee's back is turned, Christy Hemme slides into the ring. Rebecca sees her old nemesis and releases the hold and runs at her, but Hemme kicks her in the midsection and nails the Twist of Fate! Ashley falls into a cover while Hemme slides out of the ring. The referee turns around to count 1..... 2..... 3!)

JR: I don't know how she did it.... but Ashley Irvine found a way to win!

King: This is daylight robbery! I demand a rematch....

Kris: Looks like Mickie and Rebecca had one too many enemies....

(Mickie James looks horrified and is shrieking at Hemme as she heads back up the ramp smirking at what just happened.)

(“Retired X’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Retired X walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Next is the battle of two men who have been at one point given high money contracts.

King-To which Retired invested in the New York Knicks.

Kris Gaffney-No wonder he burned down the wrong building when he attempted to burn down EMF headquarters…

Asp walks down the aisle to the ring The crowd members to take notice of Asp walking down towards the ring…and gives a cheer

JR-Asp so far has not lived up to the hype.

King-And he’s paying for it.

Kris Gaffney-By the end of this match someone’s going to have to REALLY pay for it as they have to pay back every single dollar they have earned thus far.

King-Asp isn’t totally hopeless to turn it around though.

[Retired X takes off his t-shirt, and lights it on fire and this is supposed to get the EMF good because I guess it’s an EMF produced. All of a sudden he gets light on fire. He still doesn’t see a problem, because he was an EMF product, but then he starts to realize it hurts as he rolls around to stop the fire, as the fire goes out, Asp connects with a elbow drop. Asp picks up Retired X, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Retired X bounces off of the ropes. Retired X gets lifted, and drops with a one man flap jack. He is slow to get up to his feet. Retired X gets lifted over the shoulder by Asp, and dropped with a running power slam. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…….KICK OUT by Retired X!!]

JR-Almost three.

King-Retired would have been better staying down.

Kris Gaffney-The Knicks do burn through money on pointless crap….don’t know if he can afford it.

[Retired X is slow to get up to his feet. Asp goes for a fist that backs up Retired X. Retired X is now in the corner. Asp runs at him, and he goes for a splash, but he moves out of the way. Retired X moves out of the way. Asp staggers backwards, and Retired X drops Asp with a reverse neck breaker.]

JR-Retired X has made a come back.

King-He needs to...he needs to take his frustration about Drew Brees.

Kris Gaffney-Cold…

[Retired X waits for Asp to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Retired X runs to the ropes, and he goes for some move, what we will never know because Asp locks in the Squeeze on Retired X. Retired X love of money makes him fight for a second, but finally he taps out crazily trying to get the pain to stop. The ref calls for the bell. ASP WINS VIA SUBMISSION!!]

JR-Well…there goes the hopes of the New York Knicks.

King-Eh…there wasn’t much hope to begin with.

Kris Gaffney-If there was any Lebron hope left, it’s gone at least.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Last month Ricky Vegas was unsuccessful to become the TV champion and hasn’t had the best of luck recently.

King-He can change it tonight.

Kris Gaffney-He did beat Walter Melon to get here, so maybe things are about to change.

(“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. A giant grape is in the middle of the ramp way. Suddenly Kenny Omegrape brusts through the grape screaming. He gets rolls into the ring as the crowd pelts him with grapes.)

JR-Kenny Omegrape has a lot of experience.

King-Plus he has god on his side.

Kris Gaffney-I believe it if only due to his entrances.

[Kenny Omegrape is continue to throw grapes to the crowd. Ricky Vegas attempts to take advantage as the bell rings and he takes him down with a double leg take down, and he hooks him into an attempted blackjack, but Kenny Omegrape is able to kick him off. Ricky Vegas staggers backwards, and Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape runs towards Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas is able to counter with a big back body drop that sends him over the ring post, and he hits into the mat around ring side. Kenny Omegrape goes to the outside of the ring, and he waits for Ricky Vegas to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet on the outside of the ring, Kenny Omegrape jumps off of the apron, and he connects with a missile drop kick that sends Ricky Vegas staggers backwards, and Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet as Ricky Vegas hooks himself up on the barricade to keep himself up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape hits a few fists to the face of Ricky Vegas on the barricade. Kenny Omegrape grabs Ricky Vegas and he drops him face first into the barricade. Kenny Omegrape goes off screen, and he comes back with the ring bell, and he smashes Ricky Vegas with the bell. Kenny Omegrape throws him into the ring.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape is fighting with everything that he has.

King-Or at least the Melon Gods are giving the powers to do so.

Kris Gaffney-You’d think that they would tell their followers when they are going to be jerks at least…

[Kenny Omegrape climbs up on the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. He waits for Ricky Vegas to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape jumps off of the top rope, and he goes for a cross body block. But Ricky Vegas ducks out of the way. Kenny Omegrape hits hard into the mat. Kenny Omegrape is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas ready in the corner. Ricky Vegas runs towards Kenny Omegrape and he connects with the full house dropping Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas throws his arm over Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………..2……Kenny Omegrape is able to roll the shoulder up!! Ricky Vegas can’t continue the attack as he has taken the move earlier in the match. So he uses this chance to rest up. Ricky Vegas is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape is also up to his feet, and he goes for a wild fist to the face, and Ricky Vegas ducks under it. Ricky Vegas lifts up Kenny Omegrape, and he drops him with a body slam. Then he picks up Kenny Omegrape, he lifts him up, and he drops him with another body slam. Finally he lifts him up once last time, and he drops him with another body slam to complete the three of a kind. Ricky Vegas falls backwards, but he seems like he’s finally starting to shake off the effects of the moves he took earlier in this match.]

JR-Ricky Vegas is attempting to recover here.

King-I can’t blame him, he’s going up against God…that would take a lot out of anyone.

Kris Gaffney-Unless fruit gods on his side for reasons…

[Ricky Vegas picks the leg of Kenny Omegrape trying to end the match and tries to lock on the Black Jack, but he’s unable to lock it in. Kenny Omegrape kicks him off, and Ricky Vegas falls backwards, and he smashes into the ref in the corner. The ref falls out of the ring, and on to the floor. Kenny Omegrape hooks Ricky Vegas and he drops him with the Geese Lightning. Kenny OMegrape goes into the cover….but there is no ref. Finally there is a new ref who sprints down the ramp, but at that point Ricky Vegas is starting to come to. Kenny OMegrape hooks Ricky on to his shoulders, and he lifts him up. But Ricky Vegas comes alive, and he hits a few fists to the top of the head. Ricky is able to slide out of the back. Ricky Vegas hooks Kenny Omegrape, and he drops him with a german suplex with a bridge. The ref counts 1…………2…………3……]

JR-That’s three!!

King-I demand a recount!!...But then again, that’s how the Melon Gods said it would be so...…meh?

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, he nods his head to the crowd as he does the YES taunt down to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is a match of two wrestlers who have quite the history.

King-They have fought, they have been stable members.

Kris Gaffney-Insert Tony’s old joke here, HA!

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.

JR-This should be a highly competitive match.

King-If not, that would be BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Tony Ikeda and Daniel Bryan pace around the ring. Daniel Bryan goes ofr a kick to the head, but Tony Ikeda is able to duck under. Tony Ikeda puts Daniel Bryan into a full nelson, but Daniel Bryan is able to counter this with a snapmare. Tony Ikeda goes flying, and he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda is by the ropes. Tony Ikeda runs at Daniel Bryan. Tony Ikeda counters with a hot shot that sends Daniel Bryan flying through the air, and he crashes into the top rope. He staggers out of ropes. Daniel Bryan gets picked up, and dropped with a rib breaker. Tony Ikeda hits a knee drop to the ribs again, and then another one. Tony Ikeda allows Daniel Bryan to rolla way. Tony Ikeda waits for Daniel Bryan to cause some separation. Daniel Bryan gets up in the corner, Tony Ikeda runs at Daniel Bryan, and he connects with a running knee lift into the gut that stuns Daniel Bryan once again working over the ribs. Tony Ikeda backs out of the corner. Daniel Bryan staggers out of the corner. Tony Ikeda kicks Daniel Bryan in the gut. This doubles him over. Tony Ikeda hooks him into a front face lock, and he lifts him up on the top turnbuckle. Tony Ikeda hits Daniel Bryan with a few fists to the face. Tony Ikeda hooks Daniel Bryan and he connects with a super plex!! Daniel Bryan is down on the mat. Tony Ikeda crawls into the cover on Daniel Bryan, and he goes into the cover. The ref counts 1…………….2…KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan!!]

JR-Daniel Bryan kicks out!!

King-Guess it’s going to take more.

Kris Gaffney-With their history, I doubt that Tony is surprised.

[Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and he waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. He hooks him for a full nelson, but Daniel Bryan is able to spin, and he connects with a monkey flip that sends Tony Ikeda flying. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet stunned, and he gets blasted with a kick to the side of the head. This drops Tony Ikeda.]

JR-Tony tried to end it would seem, but Daniel Bryan seems to have more.

King-That’s something Tony has plenty of.

Kris Gaffney-Another he’s old, HA!

[Daniel Bryan gets ready in the corner, and he attempts to go for the running knee, but Tony Ikeda ducks under, he hooks Tony Ikeda and drops him with the full nelson suplex. Daniel Bryan seems out of it. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref counts 1……………2………….3!!]

JR-Tony Ikeda gets the victory.

(“I’ve arrived” blasts on the PA system. Mandy Rose walks out on the stage, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This next match is the battle of two women with backgrounds as fitness models.

King-Only one with experience as goddess.

Kris Gaffney-No idea why though…other than she has wore gold in the past…does that make Marlena a goddess? I don’t think so.

The lights turn golden and a hip-hop track (Nicki Minaj - Click Clack). begins to play. Wearing golden two-piece gear that shows off her impressive form, the natural and elite athlete turns around and pulls her silver jacket off her shoulders while posing. She flexes once it’s removed and walks down the ramp to fans that are unsure whether to boo or cheer, rolls into the ring, and does some more showboating once she’s past the ropes.

JR-This woman is looking to make an impact.

King-Hopefully she doesn’t regret that later.

[Mandy Rose and Jordyn Jade lock up. Both seem to be showing power in this case, but Jade seems to be winning this exchange after a few moments as she is able to back up Mandy Rose into the corner, and Jordyn Jade backs off. Mandy Rose doesn’t seem to be happy though she runs towards Jordyn Jade who counters with a hip toss that sends her down on the mat. She gets up to her feet, and she hits a running clothesline that puts her down on the mat. Jordyn Jade is slow to get up to her feet. She connects with a few forearm shots to the face that knocks her backwards. She whips Mandy Rose off of the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes, and she connects with a scoop power slam. Jordyn Jade goes into the cover on Mandy Rose. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1………2..KICK OUT by Mandy Rose. Jordyn Jade hits a stomp on the down. Mandy Rose, the ref makes sure that Jordyn Jade knows to give Mandy some space, and she does. Mandy gets up in the corner, and Jordyn runs otwards her. Mandy Rose gets her boot up. Mandy Rose pulls herself up to the second rope, and she jumps off, but it’s caught by Jade. Jade transfers to a military press, and then drops her with a military slam.]

JR-That’s just pure power right there.

King-Mandy is probably wondering what truck just ran her over.

Kris Gaffney-She’s probably wondering that before the match anyways.

[Mandy Rose is slow to get up to her feet, and Jordyn Jade attempts to go for a fall away slam, but before she can hit it. Mandy Rose is able to shift her body as she goes over the head of Jordyn Jade. She is able to hook into a front face lock, and drops her down on her face with a DDT. Mandy Rose and Jordyn Jade are down on the mat. Both wrestlers fight to get up to their feet, Mandy Rose is able to pull herself up to her feet with the help of the ropes, but isn’t ready to continue to fight. Jade see’s this as a chance to get the match back into her control. Mandy Rose counters with a drop toe hold that sends Jade to the middle rope. Jordyn Jade holds her throat, and she gets kicked in the ribs by Mandy Rose. Mandy Rose measures up as Jordyn Jade gets up to her feet, and she kicks her in the gut, and she sets her up, and executes a fisherman suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…KICK OUT by Jordyn Jade!!]

JR-Mandy Rose is bringing a fight that I don’t know if Jordyn Jade expected.

King-You never know what to expect until you enter an EMF ring.

[Mandy waits for Jordyn Jade. As she is on her knee’s, Mandy runs to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes, and she goes for a running boot to the face. Jade ducks under, and she hooks her. She lifts up Mandy drops her with the feeling Jaded. Jordyn Jade transitions to a pin on Mandy. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2……….3!!]

JR-Jordyn Jade was able to make that one move to get the victory.

King-I knew that was going to happen.

As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-This team tried, and didn’t get the shot for the championship a few month’s ago, but with a second chance they were able to change their fortunes.

King-You think Orange Reign noticed any of it?

Kris Gaffney-Probably not, he was probably sleeping for all of it.

(“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan!

(He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.)

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere with Azar Vulcan walking behind him.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the four Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-The Wretched Nobody and Azar ended the reign of Logan Riley and Wade Wilson.

King-Which means no one can beat them right?

Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure if that’s how wrestling logic says.

[Orange Reign starts out, but then he face plants as the bell rings. Azar Vulcan hits a elbow to the back of the head, and then another one. Azar Vulcan picks up Orange Reign and he brings him towards the corner, and he smashes his head on the top of the turnbuckle. Orange Reign staggers backwards, Azar Vulcan hooks him, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex that puts him down on the mat. Orange Reign gets stomped a few times. Orange Reign is slow to get up to his feet, and Azar Vulcan lifts him up, and he hooks him up into a vertical suplex, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a brain buster. Orange Reign seems like he’s down for the count, but then again who knows for sure. Azar Vulcan runs to the ropes, and he jumps on the ropes, and he spring board moonsault that connects Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Orange Reign. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………….2…….KICK OUT by Orange Reign. Azar Vulcan makes the tag to the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody runs towards Orange, and he goes for trephination, but Orange Reign runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody drops him with a spike spine buster that plants him down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody connects with a few fists to the face. The ref makes The Wretched Nobody back up, although he does make the ref jump as he acts like he might go after him.]

JR-The Wretched Nobody needs to stay under control here.

King-You think he’s ever under control?

Kris Gaffney-Our censors barely can keep a pissed off Grace under control.

[Orange Reign gets up to his feet, and The Wretched Nobody attempts to lifts him up, but it’s countered by Orange Reign who struggles out of the back. He makes the tag to Brandon Leno. The Wretched Nobody runs at Leno, but Leno is able to counter with a hang man. Brandon Leno gets into the ring. The Wretched Nobody runs at Leno, Leno is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends the Wretched Nobody flying into the mat. The Wretched Nobody is slow to get up to his feet. Brandon Leno kicks the Wretched Nobody in the gut that doubles him over. Brandon Leno drops him with the purple haze pile driver. The Wretched Nobody might be down for the count. Brandon Leno goes itno the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref counts 1……………2………..The Wretched Nobody powers out of the cover thus breaking it up!! Both wrestlers get up to his feet, Leno is on the second turnbuckle. He jumps off, and he goes for a swinging DDT, but the Wretched Nobody is able to throw him off.]

JR-That might have been a mistake by Brandon Leno.

King-I’m certain that no one could have foreseen them being thrown that far.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

[The Wretched Nobody makes the tag to Azar Vulcan. But Orange Reign had already been tagged in and Orange brings him into the ring. Azar gets up to his feet. Orange Reign goes for the Orange punch, but Azar ducks under, and the ref has to duck out of the way to make sure that he doesn’t get hit. Azar hits a poke to the eye. Orange is blinded. Azar connects with the Money Maker. Brandon Leno gets pulled off of the apron by the Wretched Nobody as Azar goes into the cover on Orange Reign. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……………3!!]

JR-Azar with questionable tactics.

King-I see nothing questionable about it.

Kris Gaffney-Orange see’s nothing at all.

(The EMF tron lights up with Catherine Walker in full Princess walk with her ring gear on and tiara. Suddenly she see’s something off screen.)

.::”The Original Princess” Catherine Walker::.-OMG…YOU’RE GETTING IN MY WAY!!

(It’s Alvin Jackson who gets lifted up, and dropped with the Princess Power. Catherine takes a picture on her phone of herself and the unconscious Alvin and walks off.)

(“Judas” blasts on the PA system. Troy Gafgen walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Troy Gafgen was one of the two who was able to win the contendership match last week.

King-He’s been no stranger to the World Championship.

Kris Gaffney-That’s for sure.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere with Azar Vulcan walking behind him.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… the four Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-Speaking of which, the Wretched Nobody is looking to get back the title he lost last month.

King- I got a feeling that Tommy Malone won’t be laughing after this night is over.

Kris Gaffney-One way or the other Grace will be talking…it’ll just depend on whether or not they won or not we can understand her from all the bleeps.

As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd.

JR-Tommy Malone and the Wretched Nobody have had quite the feud in 2021 thus far.

King-Could this settle this all.

Booker King-Don’t evah say that again!

Kris Gaffney-Had a feeling he wouldn’t be a fan…

[All three wrestlers are in the ring. Tommy Malone and the Wretched Nobody with their long history start to throw fists. Tommy Malone starts to gain an advantage only for the Wretched Nobody to block one of the fists, and he hits a head butt that knocks down Tommy Malone. Troy Gafgen see’s an opening, and he goes for the mental maelstrom, but the Wretched Nobody counters by hurling him over the ring ropes. Troy hits hard, and he gets up and staggers towards the barricade. The Wretched Nobody clotheslines him over the barricade. Both wrestlers go through the crowd, and a curtain. The Wretched Nobody throws Troy against a door, and Troy lands in a garage. Troy Gafgen gets up after a few moments, and he gets up to his feet, and he connects with a fist to the face of the Wretched Nobody, and then another one, he goes for another one, but The Wretched Nobody ducks under, and he grabs Troy Gafgen around the throat, he lifts him up, and he drops him with a verison of the spine chiller on a hood of a car denting the hood of the car.

King-Sure hope that was JR’s car…since I hate him and all.

JR-Thanks…

Kris Gaffney-Hey at least you know that you’re hated.

[The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen on the hood of the car. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…Tommy Malone comes out of no where and he breaks up the count. The Wretched Nobody gets up, and he hits a knee lift to the gut, and he attempts to smash Tommy Malone on doors, but Tommy Malone is able to reverse the momentum, and he throws the Wretched Nobody into the door. The Wretched Nobody falls into the hall way. Tommy Malone waits for the Wretched Nobody as he is getting up to his feet and he notices that he’s near a merchidise table, and he grabs the head of the Wretched Nobody. He grabs it, and drops him with the Irish Stun gun through the table. Tommy Malone pushes the Wretched Nobody on to his feet. Tommy Malone goes into the cover on The Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…The Wretched Nobody powers out!! Tommy Malone gets up to his feet. He turn to see Alvin Jackson who is just now coming around after Catherine Walker knocked him out. Tommy Malone grabs Alvin Jackson, and he hurls him towards the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody catches him, Tommy Malone hits Alvin Jackson in the back with a chair which makes him fall on top of the Wretched Nobody.]

JR-I would say that’s not exactly the best use of a human being…but he has it coming.

King-We can agree.

[Tommy Malone turns towards off camera. Tommy Malone gets rammed by the nacho cart by Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen grabs two pizza treyes, and he waits for Tommy Malone to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he smashes his head in between them. Tommy Malone doesn’t go down because Troy Gafgen doesn’t allow him to. Troy Gafgen hits a knee lift into the gut. Troy Gafgen grabs his head, and he drops him with a chaos maker!!]

JR-Troy Gafgen might have it here.

King-AJ is a fan of this situation.

[Troy Gafgen gets up, but out of no where he gets hit with a trephination that makes him fly backwards, and he crashes right through glass. Troy Gafgen is clearly in pain. The Wretched Nobody hurls Tommy Malone away. Troy Gafgen seemy out of it as the Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Troy Gafgen. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2……….3!!]

JR-These three certainly used this match to their advantage.

King-Troy probably wishes they didn’t.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

(The Wretched Nobody once again grabs the World Championship and holds it up as Hell on Earth goes off the air.)