EMF: Hell on Earth

(Copyright information shows on the screen. We fade into a highlight video which highlights the feud between Zack Ryder and the Wretched Nobody. Highlighting the contendership win by Zack Ryder. We go to an introduction screen welcoming us to Hell on Earth 2020. We open up in the darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage. They crash on the stage as they strike. The lights turn on, and the camera sweep around the arena as fans yell, and wave their signs. Finally the camera zooms out, and displays the location information. Finally there are a few more shots of the crowd as JR begins to talk.)

JR-Welcome to the 2020 edition of Hell on Earth!! Hello, and welcome, I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross, I’m joined by Jerry “The King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. Tonight the EMF is coming to you live from State Farm Arena in Atlanta, Georgia!!

King-The Wretched Nobody and Zack Ryder have gone back and forth fighting, tonight their feud continues as Zack goes for the world championship.

Kris Gaffney-The Wretched Nobody must be getting tired of Ryder.

King-I’d point out a specific trait that might have helped him, but I got a feeling it won’t be appreciated.

JR-Let’s start this night with the opening match of the night.

(We go backstage where we see Velvet Sky buying a large hot dog from one of the sellers in the arena. We overhear the end of her conversation.)

Velvet Sky: Bill it to John Cena.....

Hot Dog Salesman: Didn't you guys break up years ago?

(Velvet holds her hand up to shut him up.)

Velvet: Don't speak to me. Just be thankful someone THIS beautiful spoke to you.

(She leaves with her hot dog, but doesn't get very far before being approached by her former Stablemate, Laura Cena, from behind.)

Laura: Hi Velvet.... how are you doing?

(Velvet has a mouthful of Hot Dog, which she quickly swallows before responding.)

Velvet: Can't you see I'm eating?

(She turns around, and notices who it is.)

Velvet: Oh... it's you.... what do you want?

Laura: Well.... I know the girls threw you out... but.... it wasn't my fault.

Velvet: I know that sweetie.... I have no problem with you.

Laura: You sure? You've been acting a bit.... strange.

Velvet: Sorry honey... I'm just.... hungry, that's all. I haven't eaten in like.... I don't know how long. Shall we go get some cookies together?

Laura: Sure.... erm... I guess. But... I don't think you need to be eating this garbage....

(Laura grabs the hot dog, shakes her head, and throws it in the trash. Velvet looks horrified. Laura throws her an apple.)

Laura: Try this... it's better for the diet.

(Velvet looks at it, and doesn't look happy. She rubs the apple against the wall, looks at it, and throws it in the trash too. Laura looks confused.)

Velvet: Come on.... we'll buy you some cookies... and you can tell me all about how you're going to get me my spot back in the Beautiful People....

(Laura stops in her tracks.)

Laura: Velvet.... you're like a Mother to me, you know that. But you broke the rules. And to make it worse.... you came out for the Pink Bunny match... and you wore pink... on a Saturday! The girls won't take you back.... I can't help you with that. You need to get your head together.... think about what's important.... and stop wasting time hanging out backstage and doing.... whatever you're doing. Beat Amy later tonight.... and look beautiful while you do it... and then maybe the girls will start to reconsider. Until then.... I think it's best if I leave you to get your head together. We'll get cookies after your match....

(Laura turns and walks away, looking sad. Velvet yells at her.)

Velvet: Yea... well.... I'm still going for those cookies!

(Velvet looks around, and then looks at the trash can, as if she's considering getting her hot dog that's resting on the top. Then she says...)

Velvet: Eww.... no... what's wrong with you! Come on Velvet.... get it together....

(She walks away, not looking happy as we fade back to the ring.)

(“Syd Khatru’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Syd Khatru walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring. He waits for his opponent.)

JR-Syd Khatru made waves when he was able to defeat Aari Maxwell.

King-I’m sure there is an animal that compares to this.

Kris Gaffney-He told us there was.

King-Oh….fair enough.

(Animal sounds echo the arena when the lights go black. The lights turn on green and an image of a giant alligator moves up the ramp, when it gets to the top it bites down, fireworks shoot from the sage and from up in the rafters comes sliding Aari Maxwell comes sliding down. Once close enough he unclips himself, lands in the ring, rolls, jumps up ontop of the ring post and shouts "CRIKEY!" To the fans with his arms out. He jumps, springs off of the rope and does a backflip landing on his feet. Aari "The Zoo Keeper, slides into his corner, bends down wrapping his arms around the ropes with his back on the post smiling as he waits for the match to begin.)

JR-This could be different, the title is on the line.

King-You never want to lose a non-title, but if he can do it now, then that’s what matters

Kris Gaffney-Your what matters.

King-Yes…Yes I am.

Kris Gaffney-………

[Syd Khatru and Aari Maxwell pace around the ring, they lock up. Syd Khatru gets him behind him, and he connects with a few forearm shots to the back of Aari Maxwell. Syd Khatru hooks him, and he connects with a waist lock into a front face lock. He puts on the pressure. Aari Maxwell looks for a way out of the hold, and he gets up to his feet, and he climbs up to his feet. Aari Maxwell hits a knee into the gut, and he staggers backwards. Aari Maxwell hits a few fists to the face, and he backs up into the ropes. Aari Maxwell tries to whip him to the ropes. Syd Khatru is able to reverse the whip. Aari Maxwell bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air, and he goes for a cross body block. Syd Khatru ducks under, and he crashes hard into the mat. Aari Maxwell hits hard into the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet as he holds his mid section. He turns towards Syd Khatru, Syd Khatru picks him up. Aari Maxwell lifts him up, and he drops him with a rib breaker on Aari Maxwell. Aari Maxwell is in a lot of pain. Syd Khatru hits a few stomps on the downed Aari Maxwell. Aari Maxwell stays down on the mat. He picks him up to his feet by his hair, and he lifts him up, and he connects with a body slam on Aari Maxwell. This time he stays down on the mat. Syd Khatru backs up into the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he jumps in the air, and he connects with a splash on the downed Aari Maxwell. He goes into the cover on Aari Maxwell. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………..2……….KICK OUT by Aari Maxwell. Syd Khatru gets up, and he calls for the Tiger Driver 91’.]

JR-It looks like that Syd Khatru is looking to end this.

King-Aari probably has an animal comparison for this situation.

[Aari Maxwell spins out of the hold as he tries to hook it, and Khatru goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under and he connects with a reverse neck breaker on Aari Maxwell and Syd Khatru are down on the mat. Both wrestlers try to fight up to their feet. Once they get up to their feet. Aari Maxwell runs at Syd, Syd goes for a kick to the face. Aari Maxwell jumps on the second rope. He spring boards off, and he twists in the air, and he hits a cross body block. Aari Maxwell goes into the cover on Syd. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…..KICK OUT by Syd Khatru!! Aari Maxwell picks up Syd after taking a few moments to rest up, and he hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. He tries to whip him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Syd Khatru. Aari Maxwell jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks down Syd Khatru. Syd gets up to his feet, and he gets hooked. He gets dropped with a 3.0 back breaker. This sets up Aari Maxwell to climb up to the top rope, he jumps off for My Kingdom, but Syd moves out of the way.]

JR-Aari went for everything, and got nothing.

King-Should have waited until after we talked.

Kris Gaffney-Crazy how that always works that way.

[Syd waits for Aari Maxwell. Aari Maxwell gets hooked, lifted for the Tiger Driver 91’, but it’s countered with a hurricanarana that sends him flying into the turnbuckle. Syd Khatru falls down. Aari Maxwell climbs up to the to rope. He jumps off, and he connects with My Kingdom!! Aari Maxwell goes into the cover on Syd. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………2…………3!!]

JR-Aari Maxwell missed the first My Kingdom, but he hit the second one.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he’s not a fan of the 90’s.

The lights in the arena turn off and the crackling of Public Service Announcement (James Digital Remix) by Jay Z plays over the PA system. The lyrics ‘Allow me to reintroduce myself…’echo through the arena and the words ‘ROLE MODEL’ appear on the big screen. The song reaches its peak and the stage becomes lit with an array of flashing lights in various colours as James Digital walks out onto the stage from behind the curtain. The cocky heel stops in the middle of the stage to show off his chiselled physique to the camera much to the dismay of the crowd. He proceeds to take a few steps down the ramp towards the ring before pausing again and holding out both arms to his sides. Simultaneously, bright white pyro lights up across the entire stage. When the pyro has calmed down, The Role Model continues to the ring taking time to exchange pleasantries with those fans most worked up by his presence. He uses the stairs and walks slowly along the ring apron looking out at the crowd while gesturing with his hand toward his abs and smiling with self approval. The Role Model confidently enters the ring under the top rope as the ring announcer reads off his vital information; “Fighting out of Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Standing 6 feet, 3 inches tall and weighing in at 247 lbs - The Role Model James Digital!”. He walks to the corner and climbs to the second turnbuckle and once again shows off his signature pose and takes a few extra moments to identify a beautiful woman in the crowd to blow a kiss.

JR-This is going to be a very interesting match, we get to see what this new comer to the EMF can do.

King-Is he better than Road Dogg and X-Pac?

Kris Gaffney-He’s not a tag team…so individually their not very good, so I’m going to say yes.

King-Truly the measuring stick of any professional wrestler.

(Lights out, crowd waits in anticipation and then erupt in both boos and cheers for The Irish God when green smoke fills the dark arena and a spotlight shines at the top of the ramp, all when Sinéad O'Connor & The Chieftains - The Foggy Dew plays throughout the arena. From the back, arms out and swinging cockily comes walking the Irish God, Lugus Cuhullin. He stops atop the ramp with his hands by his side and face looking to the ground and he raises his fists slowly making an X above his head. The Irish God slams his fists down and fireworks shoot from the ramp and lights flash green as The Irish God does quick shadowboxing with each strike fireworks shooting from the stage. He looks to the ring with his cocky smile.)

JR-It’s not going to be an easy first match.

King-Let’s not forget that he gave Aari quite the challenge.

Kris Gaffney-Plus he’s not a fan of the Melon Gods.

[Lugus Cuhullion and James Digital pace around the ring. Lugus runs towards James Digital. James ducks under, and he connects with a few knife edge chops to the chest that echo’s through out the arena. Lugus tries to fight through it, and he runs at James Digital. James ducks under, Lugus Cuhullion runs to the ropes. He bounces into the ropes, James Digital jumps in the air, and he connects with a standing drop kick that puts him down on the mat. He waits for him to get up to his feet, he kicks him in the gut that doubles him over. He hooks him into a vertical suplex position. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a vertical suplex that puts him down on the mat. Lugus Cuhullion stands over him, and he drops him with an elbow into the downed Lugus Cuhullion. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…….KICK OUT by Lugus Cuhllion. James Digital gets up to his feet. He waits for Lugus, He once again puts Lugus Cullion into a vertical suplex, he lifts him up, he holds them up there, and he drops him with a release stalling fisherman suplex. He hits hard into the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet, and he falls into the corner.]

JR-James Digital is taking it to the former #1 contender for the TV title.

King-Guess he shouldn’t have doubted the Melon Gods.

Kris Gaffney-Their jerks to more than just their followers…noted.

[James Digital runs, and he jumps for a splahs in the corner. Lugus Cuhullion moves out of the way. He crashes hard into the corner face first, he stumbles backwards, and he picks him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex back breaker. Lugus and James are down on the mat, both wrestlers are fighting up to their feet.James runs towards the ropes, Lugus ducks under his clothesline. He bounces off of the ropes. Lugus hits a power slam on James Digital.]

JR-Lugus might have the new comer in trouble here.

King-That’s what you get for doubting him JR!

Kris Gaffney-We always knew it was JR’s fault!

[Lugus pulls up James Digital, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. James Digital drops Lugus as he lowers his head with the Digital Crusher II. Digital picks up Lugus, he sets him up, he lifts him up, and drops him with the Say your prayers!! Lugus Cuhullion seems to be out of it. James Digital goes into the cover on Lugus. The ref goes into poisiton to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-James Digital makes a come back, and defeats Lugus Cuhullion.

King-He really shouldn’t have angered the Melon Gods.

(The duck song blasts as the lights go out and little watermelon lights flash around the arena. A giant image of a pile of watermelon fill the ramp. Walter steps out from the back with a pink watermelon suit on. He makes his way into the ring grabbing a mic.)

Jr: Well, let's see what he has to say.

King: Shut up Jr. I need to hear this!

KG: Words straight from the Melon Gods, make sure you two knuckleheads listen!

(When the lights turn back in and music dies down Walter puts the mic to his lips.)

WMelon: Seems management has forgotten who the hell I am. I'm Walter Melon, the Watermelon Kingpin, the Fruit Ninja, I'm a grand slam champion, two times EMF World champion. Only man to defeat Wretched Nobody on multiple occasions and yet here we are once more, Walter Melon not booked on a PPV. I think the bookers need more fruit in their diet. The Melon Gods don't want me to sit and do nothing and well, since I'm here who wants to fight? I'll take anybody, get your ass to this ring, to my ring and let me talk through my fists with the power of my Gods!

(Walter Melon stares at the backstage curtain and suddenly the lights go completely black. Johnny Cash "Gods Gonna Cut You Down" blasts through the arena and the light begin to flash blue. Walter steps back and smiles as he watches the curtain. But a spotlight goes up to the stairs in the bleachers.)

Jr: No, it can't be, can it?

King: I hope not…

KG: I'm only interested if it's another Daryl Prichard return, what was it 20 last year? Come on Daryl, the Melon Gods want you to have more this year!

(Max Gunner stands and at the top of the stares in where the audience would normally be. He puts his arms out and his head back. He moves his arms above his head making an X and begins his walk down the steps towards the ring, smiling. He steps the barricade, grabs a mic and slides into the ring.

MG: Long time no see Walty, you rang?

WMelon: I was asking for a fight, not an old man. If I wanted that I'd as for Tony Ikeda.

MG: Don't be scarred.

(Walter goes to speak but is cut off.)

MG: No, enough talking Walty, I'm back bub, ring that bell.

(Gunner tosses the mic and backs into the corner leaning against the turnbuckle. Walter Melon tosses his mic, rips off his suit and he kicks his shoes leaving only his watermelon speedo as the ref slides into the ring.)

Jr: MAX GUNNER IS BACK! MAX GUNNER IS BACK!

King: Meh, are we supposed to be excited?

KG: It would be better if you were to say Broccoli Lesnar answered, I'd like to see Walter Melon take him out for good.

DING! DING! DING!

(Gunner slowly pushes off the turnbuckle and makes his walk to the center of the ring where he stares down Walter. Gunner smirks "let's go" Walter laughs, runs at Gunner, but ducks under his arms and continues to run, wraps his arms around the top rope to stop his momentum and laughs back at Gunner as Gunner still stands in the middle of the ring. Walter walks right up to him, and Walter puts one hand in the air to lock up, as Gunner comes in Walter throws a knee to the gut of Gunner, slams his foot down stomping the top of Gunners foot, Gunner pushes him away and Walter purposely stumbles into the ref, as the ref gathers himself Gunner is walking towards Walter, Walter turns pulling out a lemon from his speedo and squeezes it into the eyes of Gunner and the ref still unable to see Walter runs and dives head first into Gunners nuts to complete BANANA SPLIT! He quickly rolls on top of Gunner as the ref slowly notices the pin.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... THHHHHRRRRRRR (KICKOUT!)

Jr: BAH GAWD! How did Max Gunner kick out of that?

King: Well, I guess it's a good thing he already had kids…

KG: Melon Gods made him strong today.

(Walter sits up laughing, Gunner rolls to his side grabbing at his nuts. Walter quickly climbs the turnbuckle, he leaps off attempting FRUIT SMASH! But Gunner quickly rolls away, Walter lands and rolls to his feet. Walter turns and quickly darts at Gunner but Gunner gets up, dives and spears Walter. Gunner gets ontop mounting Walter and begins to smash him with two big elbows opening a massive cut right under Walter's eye. Gunner stands, pulls Walter to his feet and whips him into the turnbuckle. Gunner begins running at Walter, but as he gets close enough Walter jumps out of the turnbuckle, Gunner slides under the bottom rope, loops around the edge of the ring in the outside, slides back in and as Walter turns around he's hit with a lariat so hard that sends him flipping in the air. Gunner covers.)

Ref: ONE! (KICKOUT!)

Jr: Looks like Max is going to need to bring alot more to finish Walter Melon.

King: Obviously, the Melon Gods want this match to continue.

KG: Yes, Melon Gods don't want it over yet!

(The two begin pushing to their feet, Walter attempts to hit Gunner in the nuts, but Gunner catches Walter's foot, but with the other foot Walter leaps up and kicks Gunner in the side of the head. Gunner stumbles into the ropes, Walter runs and dropkicks Gunner causing Gunner to flip over the top rope, lands on his feet on the outside. Walter runs opposite side, bounces off the ropes and on the return suicide dives over the top as Gunner turns around and Walter crashes into him causing them both to smash into the ground, Gunners head smacking the barricade on the way down as the ref begins to count.)

Ref: ONE!

(Walter stands up, he runs at Gunner and kicks him hard in the gut.)

Ref: TWO!

(Walter picks Gunner up to his feet, grabs the back of Gunner's head and attempts to smash it into the turnbuckle, Gunner reverses it, but Walter gets his foot up putting it on the turnbuckle stopping the hit, Gunner lets go and swings at Walter, Walter ducks under, turns and punches Gunner in the back and then charges forward driving his shoulder into Gunners back causing them to crash hard into the steel ring steps.)

Ref: THEE!.......FOUR!

(Walter and Gunner both pushing to their feet, Walter lunges forward kneeing Gunner in the face. As blood drops from the face of Gunner, Walter swipes his own blood from his face and licks it with a smirk.)

Ref: FIVE!

(Walter picks Gunner to his feet, slides him into the ring, smashing his elbow into Gunners throat before pushing him under the ropes. Walter climbs to the ring apron, uses the top rope to springboard him up and hits Gunner with a Senton, staying on top for the cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... THHH (KICKOUT!)

Jr: Another close one for Walter Melon. Max seems to be having a hard time getting going with his offense.

KG: It's the Melon Gods plan.

King: Or he just isn't good anymore.

(Walter rolls, latches on to Gunner's ankle and begins to twist viciously. The ref watches closely, but Gunner clearly has no intentions of tapping. He pushes himself up, rolls and kicks Walter's hands off his ankle, as he's trying to get up, Walter leaps up turning in the air and grabs ahold of Gunners neck. Walter begins squeezing, Gunner up on one knee trying to peel Walter's hands off his neck. He's slowly fading, but he finds enough energy to get up, fling himself backwards right into the turnbuckle causing Walter to let go. The two get up at the same time, Walter swings at Gunner, Gunner ducks and comes in with a hard knee to the gut of Walter, he tosses him to the ground. Gunner climbs the top rope, kisses his fingers and points them out before leaping off attempting a moonsault, but Walter able to get his knees up, Walter wraps Gunner up and goes for the pin.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... (KICKOUT!)

(Both scramble to their feet, Walter attempts to knee Gunner in the face, Gunner pushes the knee aside and comes up with a left hook causing Walter to stumble towards the ropes. Gunner quickly follows, Walter spins around attempting to smash his elbow in to Gunners face, but Gunner ducks it, hooks Walter from behind and connects with a quick dragon suplex. Gunner quick to his feet, walks over latch around Walter's body and lifts him to his shoulders, Gunner turns, leaps up and hits Walter with a vicious powerslam. Without skipping a beat, Gunner spins around and grabs ahold of Walter's arm latching on an arm bar he calls CRISPY BACON! He begins squeezing but Walter is not tapping. Walter manages to move his body just enough to get a toe on the ropes and the ref break it. The two begin rising, Walter swinds wildly at Gunner and Gunner almost effortlessly steps aside and connects with a left jap to Walter's jaw, gives Walter two middle fingers and then a kick to Walter's gut, he grabs Walter's head, sticks it between his legs, he lifts him up in a powerbomb position and elevates Walter into the air, Gunner lunges forward, leaps up and slams Walter into his knees to complete the modified and improved CRISPY BOMB! Gunner goes for the pin.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... THREE!

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer: Here's your winner, "Crispy" MAX GUNNER!

Jr: BAH GAWD HE DID IT! WHAT A RETURN!

King: I've seen better.

KG: Melon Gods must have a plan for him…

(Gunner gets up, runs and jumps onto the turnbuckle and begins to beat his chest to celebrate. As he celebrates, Wade Wilson sprints down the ring, slides in, jumps up onto Max catching him by surprise with a giant hug. Wade holds Gunners hands in the air as Gunner wipes some blood from his face. The two celebrate together and then Gunner grabs a mic.)

MG: I'm back baby!

(He drops the mic and they continue to celebrate.)

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This should be a tough match for Tony.

King-Is this going to be baddddddd JR?

Kris Gaffney-And all sorts of various Badd pun references.

“Rambo” Rob Lawson walks out on the stage. He is wearing wearing camo cargo shorts and army green boots. He stares down his opponent. He walks up the steps, and climbs up to the top rope, waiting for the bell to ring.)

JR-Rob Lawson is looking to get back on a winning path.

King-If it was you JR, you’d have no chance!

[Tony Ikeda and “Rambo” Rob Lawson pace around the ring, they lock up. Tony Ikeda connects with a knee lift into the gut that doubles him over. Tony Ikeda whips “Rambo” Rob Lawson, he bounces off of the ropes. He connects with a spinning back elbow that puts him down on the mat. He is slow to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda waits for “Rambo” Rob Lawson to get up to his feet, he kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up, and he connects with a snap suplex. Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps on the downed Rob Lawson. Rob Lawson tries to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps on the downed Rob Lawson. Tony Ikeda hits a few stomps on the downed Rob Lawson, and he a boot to the throat of Rob Lawson. Tony Ikeda picks up Rob Lawson he lifts him up into a front face lock, and drops him with an elevated DDT. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on “Rambo” Rob Lawson. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…….KICK OUT by Rob Lawson.]

JR-Tony Ikeda almost got the three there.

Kris Gaffney-It might only be a matter of time.

King-That’s against the law JR!

[Rob Lawson is slow to get up to his feet, and he is slow to his feet. Tony Ikeda hooks him with a full nelson slam, but it’s countered with an arm drag that sends Tony Ikeda flying. Rob Lawson gets up to his feet, and he hooks him, and he drops him with a swinging inverted Russian leg sweep. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, but Rob Lawson is fighting up to his feet.]

JR-Maybe it’s not over just yet.

King-Your not over.

Kris Gaffney-Insert business word here.

[Rob Lawson hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. Rob Lawson whips Tony Ikeda to the ropes. Rob Lawson goes for the lawbreaker. But Tony Ikeda ducks under, and hooks him, and drops him with the full nelson suplex!! Rob Lawson is down. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Rob Lawson. The ref counts 1………..2……..3!!]

JR-Rob Lawson went for the lawbreaker, but it didn’t work out how he planned it.

King-I’m sure he knows this JR!

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Ryan Romero!!! (crowd cheers ****)

[Ryan Romero comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Jaimie Manger!!!

[Jaimie Manger walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Ryan Romero drops Jaimie Manger with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Jaimie Manger executes a pumphandle suplex on Ryan Romero. (ring, ring, ring) Jaimie Manger gets elbowed to his midsection by Jaimie Manger. Ryan Romero rakes his fingers across Jaimie Manger's back. Ryan Romero hits Jaimie Manger with a headbutt to the mid-section. Ryan Romero gets bounced off of the ropes and hit with a backdrop diver by Jaimie Manger. Jaimie Manger stands up. Ryan Romero stands up. Jaimie Manger goes for a avalanche but Ryan Romero dodges the attack. Jaimie Manger and Ryan Romero go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Jaimie Manger executes the flying head scissors on Ryan Romero. Jaimie Manger moves back to his feet. Ryan Romero gets up. Jaimie Manger and Ryan Romero move back into the ring. Jaimie Manger kicks Ryan Romero in the groin. Jaimie Manger superkicks Ryan Romero. Jaimie Manger kicks Ryan Romero on the mat. ]

JR - Ryan Romero takes a stomp.

[Ryan Romero nails Jaimie Manger with a huge slingshot sommersault splash. Ryan Romero chants start. Ryan Romero moves back to his feet. Jaimie Manger stands up. Jaimie Manger with an illegal chokehold on Ryan Romero. Ryan Romero gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Jaimie Manger. Ryan Romero with an Aztecan suplex on Jaimie Manger sends him to the mat. Ryan Romero goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on Jaimie Manger. Ryan Romero stands up. Jaimie Manger gets up. Ryan Romero pins Jaimie Manger against the ropes and chokes him with his forearm. Jaimie Manger trys for a rocker dropper but Ryan Romero avoids it. Jaimie Manger kicks Ryan Romero in the stomach. Now Ryan Romero standing. Jaimie Manger brings Ryan Romero down with a Mexican armdrag takedown. Jaimie Manger hits Ryan Romero with an elbowdrop. Jaimie Manger gets up. Ryan Romero climbs to his feet. Jaimie Manger picks Ryan Romero up in a fireman's carry and flapjacks him. Ryan Romero moves back to his feet. Jaimie Manger puts Ryan Romero in the double armbar submission. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... (AHHHH!) ... ... (AHHHH!) ... Ryan Romero trys to escape. Ryan Romero escapes. Ryan Romero gets elbowed to his midsection by Ryan Romero. Jaimie Manger puts Ryan Romero on the top rope and executes a superplex. Jaimie Manger stands up. They lockup. Ryan Romero sends Jaimie Manger to the corner of the ring. Ryan Romero chants start. Ryan Romero hits Jaimie Manger with a single arm DDT. Ryan Romero uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Jaimie Manger down. Ryan Romero goes for a pin. Earl Hebner counts the pin. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

JR - We've got ourselves a winner!

JR - The winner of this match, Ryan Romero!!!

(“X is gonna give it to you” blasts on the PA system. Wade Wilson walks out to the ring very slowly. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Last month Daniel Bryan had what many considered to be upset.

King-I know my bank account was upset.

Kris Gaffney-Mine wasn’t…only because I accidentally bet on Daniel Bryan. I think Wade should be happy for me.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, he nods his head. He does the “YES” taunt down to the ring.)

JR-I can’t imagine that either wrestler is going to want to lose this match.

King-Not sure who wants to lose.

Kris Gaffney-Except Orange Cassidy, who doesn’t care one way or the other.

[Wade Wilson runs at Daniel Bryan on the apron with a running shoulder block. Daniel Bryan moves out of the way, and he connects with a kick to the face. Wade Wilson falls into the middle rope. Daniel Bryan runs, and he connects with a flipping neck breaker off of the second rope. This sends Wade Wilson and him falling off of the apron. Both wrestlers fall hard into the mat around ring side. Wade Wilson and Daniel Bryan fight up to their feet. Wade Wilson runs at Daniel Bryan, Daniel Bryan counters with a drop toe hold that sends Wade Wilson falling into the ring steps. He hits face first into the ring steps. Wade Wilson falls down on his knee’s, Daniel Bryan throws Wade Wilson into the ring. Daniel Bryan climbs up on the apron. He climbs up to the top rope, he motions for Wade Wilson to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a flying missile drop kick that knocks him down on the mat. Daniel Bryan goes into the corner, and he does the Yes taunt as Wade Wilson gets up to his feet, and he once gets up to his feet. Wade Wilson is able to go for a hip toss, but Daniel Bryan counters, and he connects with a monkey flip. Wade Wilson goes into the corner. Daniel Bryan runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running drop kick that connects on Wade Wilson. Daniel Bryan hits a few kicks to the ribs as the crowd yells “YES!”. Daniel Bryan runs to the other side of the ring. He runs towards the corner, and he connects with another running drop kick that connects on Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson falls out of the corner. Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on Wade Wilson. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2….KICK OUT by Wade Wilson!!]

JR-Daniel Bryan has had an answer for everything Wade has thrown at him.

King-He hasn’t thrown the kitchen sink yet.

Kris Gaffney-That’s because he hasn’t gotten to that part…stop being impatient!

[Wade Wilson kicks out. Both wrestlers are getting up to their feet. Daniel Bryan is able to latch on to an arm, and he tries to take him down on the mat with an arm bar. Wade Wilson blocks it, Wade Wilson tries to get up to his feet. He climbs up to his feet as Daniel Bryan attempts to bring down Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson is able to spin around, and he gains enough to momentum to throw him off, and Daniel Bryan hits into the ring post. Daniel Bryan falls out of the ring, and to the floor. Wade Wilson takes a few moments to rest up. Daniel Bryan attempts to pull himself up to his feet, and back on the apron. Wade Wilson runs towards Daniel Bryan. He baseball slides his legs from under him, and he hits his face into the apron. He falls down on the mat. Wade Wilson takes a few moments to rest up, he goes to the outside of the ring, and he jumps off of the apron, and he connects with a flying axe handle that knocks him down on the mat. Wade Wilson grabs Daniel Bryan’s arm, and he brings him towards the ring post. He brings him into the ring post once, twice, three times!! Wade Wilson lets Daniel Bryan drop down to the mat. Wade Wilson grabs a cord, and wraps it around the throat of Daniel Bryan. The ref argues with Wade Wilson, and finally he lets it go. Daniel Bryan gets picked up by his hair, and he gets thrown into the ring. Wade Wilson slides into the ring, and he waitsw for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet. Wade Wilson picks him up, and he drops him with a piledriver!! Daniel Bryan might be out of it. Wade Wilson goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2………..KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan!!]

JR-Almost three!!

King-Did he leave on the stove?

*hears a loud boom*

Kris Gaffney-I’m going to say no…

[Wade Wilson takes a few moments to rest up in the corner. Daniel Bryan is up, and he runs at Wade. Wade Wilson is able to counter with a boot to the face that makes Daniel Bryan stumble backwards. Wade Wilson climbs up to the second rope, Wade Wilson jumps off, but Daniel Bryan counters with an arm bar, and he looks to lock on the No Lock, at the very last moment, Wade is able to get up to avoid getting it fully locked on, he’s able to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan gets thrown off. Wade Wilson kicks him in the gut, and he goes for the Dead Pool Daniel Bryan ducks under, and he goes for the running knee!! Wade Wilson catches it, spins Daniel Bryan around. He goes for the Dead Pool again. Daniel Bryan takes down Wade Wilson, and jack knife covers Wade Wilson. The ref counts 1…………………..2…………………….KICK OUT by Wade Wilson. Wade Wilson keeps a hold of Daniel Bryan mid section, he yanks him up, is able to quickly transition to an under hook within a blink of the eye, and he lands the Deadpool!! Wade Wilson pushes Daniel Bryan on his back, and Wade throws an arm over Daniel Bryan for the pin. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…………….3!!]

JR-Wade Wilson with everything he had lands the third attempted DeadPool to regain the Extreme championship.

Kris Gaffney-So…about his house…

(“That’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-One has to wonder if his interactions with Dolly Dockett has gotten to him.

King-Maybe he digs crazy chicks.

Kris Gaffney-CM Punk approves of this situation

“Jane” by Jefferson Starship plays over the arenas loudspeakers as Orange Cassidy appears from behind the curtain, slowly making his way to the ring while chewing gum. He limply puts his wrist out for fans to tap, his own way of giving a high-five. Swamp Monster steps out behind him, taking slow, lumbering steps straight to ringside.

JR-This should be….something.

King-Something is right.

Kris Gaffney-Whatever it is, Orange Cassidy doesn’t care!

[Logan Riley and Orange Casssidy paces around the ring, or Logan does. Orange just falls down on the mat too lazy. Logan Riley hits a few stomps on the downed Orange Cassidy, or whatever. Logan Riley picks up Orange Cassidy, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop that sends him flying through the air. He hits hard into the mat. Orange Cassidy gets up to his feet, and he gets picked up to his feet, and he gets lifted, and he gets dropped into a side walk slam. Logan Riley doesn’t think that he has enough to beat him. Logan Riley goes for a elbow drop, Orange Cassidy moves out of the way, and Orange Cassidy rolls into the corner, and he gets up to his feet on the apron. He pulls himself up on the second rope. Orange Cassidy jumps off of the turnbuckle. Logan Riley hits a hard chop to the chest that echo’s through out the arena. Orange Cassidy goes down on the mat. Orange Cassidy is on the mat with his hands in his pockets. He gets picked up, and hit with a elbow to the top of the head. Orange Cassidy falls backwards, and out of the ring ropes. He pulls himself up with the help of the ropes, and he gets up to his feet. Logan Riley hooks Orange Cassidy, and he throws him over the top rope with a hip toss that sends him flying.]

JR-What a move by the IC champion.

King-Orange Cassidy would agree, if he didn’t get thrown that is..

Kris Gaffney-I don’t think he cares!

[Orange Cassidy gets picked up by the hair, and he gets set up with a power bomb position. He lifts him up, Logan Riley attempts to power bomb Orange Cassidy. Orange Cassidy doesn’t care, but he hits a hurricanarana. Logan Riley falls into the corner, and he hits his head, and he stumbles out of the corner, and he kicks him in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat with a DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Orange Cassidy and Logan Riley would try to get up to their feet. But Orange Cassidy….too lazy…Logan Riley gets up about 7. He goes over to where Orange Cassidy. Orange Cassidy, hits a jaw breaker that stumbles backwards in pain. Logan Riley holds his face. Orange Cassidy connects with a running ezuguri to the side of the head. He falls down on the mat. He gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Logan Riley. Logan Riley gets up to his feet. Orange Cassidy hits a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. Orange Cassidy whips him to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Logan Riley. Logan Riley lowers his head as Orange Cassidy bounces off of the ropes. Orange Cassidy counters with a swinging neck breaker. Orange Cassidy pulls up Logan Riley, he hits a few fists to the face, he whips Logan to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Logan Riley drops him with a spinning spine buster. Logan Riley gets up to his feet. He calls for the Final Cut]

JR-It looks like Logan is looking to end this.

King-Let’s see if Orange Cassidy face cares if he gets hit with this.

Kris Gaffney-Na…pretty certain he’d still wouldn’t care..

[Logan Riley waits as Orange is getting up to his feet, all of a sudden all of the lights turn off. The lights turn on the Wretched Nobody is standing behind Logan Riley. The Wretched Nobody goes for the trephination. But Logan Riley ducks it. Logan Riley notices a chair by the side of him. Logan Riley grabs it. He gets ready as the Wretched Nobody turns around a he runs at him, reeling back with a chair shot, just as he goes into the swing. The lights turn off and turn on quickly. The Wretched Nobody is gone, but he’s replaced by Orange Cassidy who gets hit with the chair!! The ref calls for the bell. Orange Cassidy wins via DQ!!]

JR-What the hell just happened.

King-You want my expert opinion?...Magic!

(Logan Riley argues with the ref. Suddenly pyrotechnics blasts all around the ring. The ref goes diving for cover. The lights turn off. The crowd builds as a haunting voice can be heard through the dark.)

Loooooooooooooogan.....

Looooooooooogan....

(The EMF tron lights up as we can barely see the outline of Logan still in the ring as tron lights up to static, then to a white screen, switching back, and forth finally settling on the white screen.)

2:21 EKUL

LUKE 12:2

The time is coming when everything that is covered up will be revealed, and all that is secret will be made known to all.

(Without any warning the camera cuts into a room with the image of the Voice from the Shadows. But something is wrong. This time the picture blinks with a static. The plague mask disappears for a brief second showing Dolly Dockett's face. Until it blinks back to the plague mask back on. After doing this same thing a few times extremely quickly, it settles on Dolly Dockett without the plague mask. She crosses her arms with a slight smile on her face.)

.::Dolly Dockett::.-Is this a bad time? Oh Logan, Logan, what are we going to do with you. You see I heard what you said, but thing is while you were saying those words, I was hearing something very different. That's getting to be kind of a theme with you, isn't it? You simply can't see the forest from the tree's at all. Why would I even want to destroy your ego? I mean your ego is all you got now, and to be honest, I think you are too fun. Besides, I don't even have to do anything. I just sit back, and you seem to destroy yourself. I mean, the voice from the shadows reflects for a long time to bring her words the way she does. But when she see's you, she isn't even going to bother. Why would she? I mean this is the man who outed stuff that would probably be considered very unpopular opinions. I can't imagine that Wade must have been too thrilled with you considering with Paige's little rant in his promo a few days ago. That must have stung old Wadey. Someone's sleeping on the couch for....ever, I don't know, Paige gets drugged up so much, she might end up forgetting about it. You know Logan, people have been fired for less, right? See Logan, you looked at the race way fire, and you assumed it to be a message about your stupid race car career. Oh no, see Logan, you are a cave man, and what is a cave man best friend. *In her best caveman voice* FIRE! *back to her normal voice* See Logan, I don't care about your racing car career. That's the only "sport" a caveman like you could really understand. Remember everyone, this is the man that proclaimed he could do anything. But considering that Logan over there is too simple minded, I highly doubt that you have the mental capacity to do anything other than turn left. Hell, I barely think you are as good as you think you are as a wrestler. Don't get me wrong, you are good, just you have an over inflated sense of self worth. See Logan, you claimed I don't know anything about you other than this one thing about you. Well, now you are getting into Dolly territory, and I just wanted to come here not as the Voice from the Shadows, but as the woman behind it all, Dolly Dockett to tell you that you...you're right. I don't know anything about you other than that you are a race car driver. I don't know that you come from Piss ant, Indiana. You made your debut at the end of 2015. I know that among the reasons you had issues accepting Wade as your tag team partner is that you have had a few disappointments in that area. Can't blame you there, even the best have had that, I'm even being sincere about that. You were trained by a man named Kenpachi Zaraki. A man that I might add you turned on. Oh I know what you are going to say Logan. Things are all good now that you have gotten your mind straight. Is it Logan? Is it really? You blamed it on your nickname Shit time....or was it showtime?....No, I'm certain it was shit time. When you first came to the EMF, it was just that, a nickname. All of a sudden you do something stupid, it becomes more than that, it becomes a mindset, it becomes another entity. However, we all know what it really was, an excuse to bail you out on mistakes. There are times you hint that you might call upon this “demon”. As someone who knows a thing or two about this, let me say that it’s not very effective when the demon’s special power is being wreckless. Don’t know what that means? Figure it out. See, you're so right...I don't know a damn thing about you at all. Hope you can sense my sarcasm, but moving on. It’s funny you suggest that I’m obsessed with you, but then cut a promo for Orange Cassidy, and all you can do is talk about me, then go to that ring, and make him look like a credible opponent. Got something on the mind Logy? Maybe it’s because no matter how much you try to convince yourself, you know everything has had an effect on you. Because if my words haven’t “impacted you”, the Wretched Nobody has…more than once this year, and has you running scared. Hey, it’s either that or little Logy has a crush. Do you think I’m pretty Logy? Don’t answer that, I don’t want to really know. There is only one reason I’ve begun to talk to you Logan. That reason is despite the fact you don’t take it far enough, you were the only one to truly understand what GoD is all about. See, I’m not here to destroy you Logan…although you do need some destroying sometimes to keep you focused. I’m here to celebrate you. Because yes, Prez Mike is due, and he’ll get his sooner, or later, but there will be so many more. You can’t lay it at one man’s feet. It’s a whole system that GoD will topple. It was fear that gave you wisdom, and you were right…you should be afraid Logan, you should be very, very afraid.

(Dolly Dockett laughs as the tron glitches up again, it starts to play her theme as we go to commercial. We come back.)

("Angel of my shoulder" plays over the PA System and out come the Beautiful People- Kelly Kelly, Stacy Hancock and Lana. They perform the BP entrance in full as they head to the ring.)

JR: Kelly Kelly used her lock box from quite some time ago to book this exact match.....

King: Get this JR.... they have to be stripped to their bra and thong.... and then pinned! We're going to see lots of wrestling in thongs!

Kris: You must be in heaven....

("How Strong Do You Think I Am" plays next as Catherine Walker comes out onto the ramp. Instead of her usual short skirt, she is wearing skorts to prevent people from seeing her thong.)

JR: Catherine Walker cannot win the championship tonight... but she could lose it for her partner...

King: I think that's what the BP are banking on....

Kris: I think the crowd were banking on her keeping her skirt.... shame....

(Finally, Rachel Cena's usual voice over plays around the stadium before her theme song- I am the Fire, blasts out and Rachel emerges with the EMF Women's Championship over her shoulder. She heads to the ring, acknowledging Catherine as she does.)

JR: In the build up to this match, we saw some strange footage from Rachel's room....

King: Yea... she actually let someone else in!

Kris: And she was in her underwear.... I wonder what came over her.

(The two teams discuss who will start and it ends up being Rachel Cena and Stacy Hancock. Stacy notices that Rachel is starting and immediately tags out to Lana. Lana looks annoyed, but Kelly yells at them to sort it out and get in the ring. Rachel charges over and knocks Lana off the apron before she can do so. She hits a few shots on Stacy, who bails from the ring, and then Rachel is face to face with Kelly. Kelly slaps Rachel hard, but Rachel barely flinches, and slaps her back, knocking her off the apron where Lana and Stacy catch her. The three girls begin shrieking and don't look happy. Rachel rolls her eyes and then runs and vaults over the ropes, landing on all 3 members of the BP. They break her fall, and she recovers quickly, grabs Stacy and hurls her into the ring. Stacy charges at Rachel, but Rachel catches her easily with a Spinebuster. Rachel grabs hold of Stacy's shorts, and pulls them down, revealing her pink thong. Stacy shrieks and tries to cover up but it's not use. Rachel is stalking her, waiting for her to get up. Stacy, still sitting down, moves towards the corner of the ring. Rachel grabs hold of her t-shirt but before she can do anything, Lana tries to enter the ring. The referee goes to stop her, and the distraction let's Kelly Kelly slide in the other side of the ring. Kelly gets up behind Rachel as she's tugging on Stacy's shirt, and pulls down Rachel's pants from behind, shocking her and revealing her blue thong to cheers from the crowd. Rachel hits an elbow, which staggers Kelly, and looks like she might be able to stop her removing her pants completely, before Stacy leaps up and hits a big kick to the head and Rachel falls back due to her pants being around her ankles. Stacy then removes them, leaving Rachel in her thong. Rachel leaps to her feet, but Kelly is still there, and Kelly grabs her from behind and suplexes her down. Kelly and Stacy then both begin to stomp on her. Rachel climbs to her feet, but when she does, Stacy takes the opportunity to spank her. Rachel shoots her a look of anger and Stacy backs away as the referee finally removes Kelly from the ring. Rachel kicks Stacy in the midsection, and then plants her down with the Get Bent! She grabs hold of Stacy's top, and pulls it off, leaving Stacy in her pink bra and thong. Stacy still hasn't moved and Rachel goes over and tags in Catherine. As she does, you hear her say "Remember... regulation hotties....")

JR: Rachel didn't take too kindly to the BP trying to humiliate her...

King: Well, the match could be over any moment now Stacy is stripped down....

Kris: Which would be such a shame!

(Stacy is still down and Catherine climbs to the top rope, positions herself, and leaps off, looking for the OMG! But it appears Stacy was playing possum.... because she gets the knees up, and catches Catherine in the midsection on her way down. Catherine doubles over in pain and Stacy goes over and makes the tag to Kelly Kelly. Kelly gets into the ring as Catherine gets up to her feet. Kelly kicks her in the midsection, which she is still holding, and positions her for the K2.... but Catherine hits some right hands and fights out of it. Catherine and Kelly begin to trade blows and then Kelly tries to irish whip Catherine into the ropes but Catherine reverses it and as Kelly bounces off the ropes, Catherine connects with the SMS Super Kick, taking her down. Catherine quickly grabs hold of Kelly's top, and rips it off, revealing her, of course, pink bra. Catherine goes over to Kelly's feet, but Kelly is waiting for it, and kicks Catherine in the head when Catherine bends down to grab at her shorts. Catherine staggers back and Kelly springs to her feet. Kelly unloads on Catherine and then knocks her down with a clothesline. While Catherine is down, Kelly goes over and climbs a turnbuckle, and then leaps off, hitting a hurricanrana as Catherine gets to her feet and sending Catherine flying across the ring. Catherine lands hard, and tries to pull herself up to her feet, but as she does, she comes face to face with Lana who is on the apron. Catherine stares at Lana a bit too long and it allows Lana to hit a hard right hand, knocking her backwards into the waiting arms of Kelly Kelly. Kelly kicks Catherine in the midsection, positions her, and plants her down with the K2! She then goes over and rips off Catherine's top, leaving her in her red bra. Before Catherine can even recover and realise that happened, Kelly goes to her feet, and also removes her skorts, leaving Catherine in a matching red thong.)

JR: Just like that..... Catherine is at risk of losing this match if she's pinned...

King: And when she realises it... she won't be happy.

Kris: And the BP don't look as happy as you'd expect....

Stacy: *on the apron* RED?!?! That's just a knock off Pink!

Lana: *also on the apron* The stupid American thinks she's one of us!

(Kelly also shakes her head in disgust, but doesn't look too bothered. She drops into the cover on Catherine who still seemingly hasn't realised she's lost her clothes and the referee counts 1...... 2...... kick out! Kelly doesn't look impressed, but taunts that the match is about to be over. She picks up Catherine, but steps too close to the ropes. Instinctively, Catherine pushes Kelly into the ropes, and then uses the momentum to roll over her. She accidentally rolls her into a pinning position, but Kelly can't be pinned yet. Kelly rolls through and pins Catherine to the mat again..... and taunts the crowd and spanks Catherine while she's down. The referee counts 1...... 2...... but Catherine kicks out immediately after Kelly spanks her! Catherine leaps up, and looks thrilled, screaming "JUST LIKE MISS JACKIE!".... but then she looks down, and realises she's been stripped down, and she shrieks and tries to dive across the ring to Rachel. Kelly grabs Catherine by the hair, cutting her off. She pulls her into the middle of the ring, kicks her in the midsection, and positions her for the K2 again. Kelly leaps into the air, but Catherine catches her, and moves her into a powerbomb position, before dropping Kelly to the mat. She keeps Kelly held in position and proceeds to remove Kelly's pants, leaving her in a pink thong too. The moment Kelly is stripped down the referee counts 1...... 2...... kick out by Kelly!)

JR: Catherine moving on instinct....

King: She still wants out of here in the worst way.

Kris: Don't know why..... Rachel was right!

(As Kelly gets to her feet, Catherine dives across the ring, and tags in Rachel. Kelly makes the tag to Lana as the only 2 divas who can't be pinned both come in. Catherine however drops off the apron and rolls under the ring to hide herself. Rachel rolls her eyes and Lana runs up to her but Rachel catches her and just drills her down with a spinebuster effortlessly. Rachel calls for her finisher as Lana pulls herself up. Seeing an opening, Rachel instead grabs hold of Lana's shorts and pulls them to the ground, confirming that all of the BP wore pink thongs for the match. Lana shrieks and tries to dive to her corner but both Kelly and Stacy sidestep and don't want the pin. Lana looks horrified, but as Rachel charges at her, Lana connects with a big kick to the head. She smirks, and the BP act like it was all part of the plan. Lana grabs hold of Rachel, and applies the accolade, even though Rachel can't lose yet, aiming to soften her up. Rachel yells in pain briefly but then powers up to her feet, with Lana on her back, and drops her with an electric chair drop. She removes Lana's shirt, and now Lana is in her pink bra and thong. She calls for her finisher, but suddenly, Stacy and Kelly jump into the ring, and both of them cheap shot Rachel from behind. She goes down and Lana gets up and all 3 of them attack Rachel like a pack of wolves, and remove her shirt. Kelly then calls to the other two, who both pick Rachel up, and throw her into the corner. She falls to a seated position and Kelly Kelly hits a stinkface on Rachel, who reacts like she's going to be sick. Kelly stops the move and Rachel stands up, and Stacy goes for a kiick to the skull, but Rachel catches her leg, spins her around, and hurls her out of the ring. Kelly comes running over and Rachel nails her with a spinebuster, sending her rolling to the outside. She kicks Lana in the midsection, and hooks the arms, when suddenly.... "The Best Damn Thing" hits over the PA System and the crowd go wild.)

JR: Oh.... you don't think!?!

King: We're about to get a long awaited cash in?!

Kris: Let's hope it's not a bust..... oh wait... it says here Rachel's mother is suing me....

(Sure enough, Ashley Irvine skips down to the ring, carrying her Money in the Bank briefcase. She slides into the ring as Rachel nails the Bastardisation on Lana and then gets in Ashley's face. Ashley asks the referee to hold her case, and the referee seems to be asking if she's cashing it in, but Ashley doesn't answer him. Instead, she proceeds to strip herself down to her red bra and thong, and shout something about how it matches the princess! Rachel doesn't look amused.... and tells her to get out of the ring, turning towards Lana, but then Ashley grabs Rachel. The referee looks like he's going to cash in the briefcase, but then we see Ashley pull Rachel in for a huge hug, squashing Rachel's head between her breasts. Ashley seems like she doesn't want to let go, and in the end, Kelly Kelly returns to the ring and pulls her off. At which point, Ashley grabs her briefcase, and heads back up the ramp. Rachel is extremely dazed for some reason. She stumbles back, and Lana has now recovered, and blasts Rachel with a kick to the head. Rachel goes down, and Lana applies the accolade. The referee goes to check on Rachel, and makes sure she's still conscious. She is, and seems like she's going to power out of the move again.... but as she starts to stand up... she stumbles, and it's unclear if she can do it or not. Just then the crowd cheer loudly again, and we see Catherine Walker emerge from under the ring, still in her bra and thong. She slides into the ring, Kelly Kelly approaches her, and she kicks Kelly in the gut, and hits a Chiller on her, sending Kelly flying! Lana notices what's happened, and drops off of rachel, turning around, but Catherine kicks her in the midsection, picks her up and hits Princess Power! Catherine looks at her hands in awe as Rachel hooks the leg of Lana for 1...... 2....... 3!)

JR: In a strange turn of events.... it looked like Ashley Irvine was going to hand the championship to Lana of all people.... but Catherine saved Rachel.

King: Rachel would have found a way!

Kris: Maybe.... my theory is Catherine just wanted to get her hands on Lana....

(Rachel embraces Catherine in the ring and the referee hands her the women's championship. Catherine still looks shy, and like she doesn't want to be there, but Rachel raises her arm and the crowd cheer for both of them as they head up the ramp.)

("Angel on my Shoulder" plays over the PA System as Velvet Sky comes out onto the ramp. She looks less happy than usual about this match as she heads to the ring.)

JR: Velvet was beaten by Amy last month, but perhaps more annoying for her was Cena proposing to Amy....

King: She also was forced to show her body to all us perverts... I mean... those perverts!

Kris: You were right the first time...

("LovePassionFuryEnergy" plays next and out comes Amy Dumas, accompanies by her new fiance, John Cena.)

JR: I think Velvet thought her return would drive a wedge between this couple... in fact, it was quite the opposite.

King: Amy got her dream proposal too!

Kris: Only John Cena could make a woman say yes in this circumstances....

(The bell rings and this match is under way. Velvet wastes no time charging at Amy and hitting her with a hard clothesline, which seemingly takes Amy off guard. Amy goes down and Velvet mounts her and begins to hit hard right hands. Amy takes a bit longer than usual to recover from this, but is eventually able to block one of the right hands and push Velvet off. Amy springs to her feet but Velvet is behind her and immediate goes for the Beauty Mark... but Amy grabs the top rope, keeping herself on her feet and making Velvet crash to the mat. Amy goes to the turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope. She waits for Velvet to get to her feet, but Velvet takes a while to do so. Amy looks confused but leaps off, looking for a hurricanrana.... but midway through the move, Velvet catches her and drills her down with a powerbomb, stacking Amy up into a pin for 1...... 2........ Amy pushes Velvet off.)

JR: Something seems off here....

King: No idea what it could be. All I see is two beautiful women going at it!

Kris: I'm sure Tyson Tomko could tell you what it is....

(Amy shakes her head, and tries to regain her composure. However, Velvet comes charging at her again, looking for another clothesline. Amy uses her momentum to irish whip her hard towards the ropes. Velvet goes over the top rope, and lands on the apron. Amy wastes no time running and clotheslining Velvet hard off the apron. She flies through the air and straight into the arms of John Cena, just like she did last month, only this time, Cena stumbles back, and drops her on the floor. Cena looks shocked, like he wasn't expecting it. Amy rolls out of the ring, and speaks to him. They seem to conclude that they are having issues because Velvet weighed more than they were used to.... but hearing their conversation, Velvet jumps to her feet, looking angry, and hurls Amy hard into the ring post. She throws Amy into the ring and slides in herself. As Amy stumbles up, Velvet plants her down with a DDT. She hooks the leg for 1..... 2...... kick out! Velvet looks angry and gets up and gets into the referee's face. Amy recovers fast and rolls Velvet up for 1..... 2...... kick out!)

JR: I think Velvet's eating habits are catching up with her....

King: She's heart broken JR... and how dare you judge her! She's still beautiful!

Kris: You'd think that no matter what though...

(Amy and Velvet both get to their feet, but Amy is considerably quicker, and kicks Velver in the midsection, and positions her, and plants her down with the Whiplash DDT! Amy taunts to the crowd and climbs up to the top rope before leaping off and hitting the Lita-sault! Amy hooks the leg for 1...... 2...... 3!)

JR: Velvet seemed strong in the early going... but quickly tired...

King; Stop implying things!

Kris: I mean... he's right....

(Amy just shakes her head, and rolls out of hte ring where John Cena is waiting to embrace her. Velvet sits up and glares at them as they head up the ramp.)

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, and he takes some footage for his webshow. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder and the Wretched Nobody have had quite a feud.

King-Last time they fought, Ryder did almost everything, and that allowed Wretch to get out with the win.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see what he can do this time.

We hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the arena growing more ominous, as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

Smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and the front row of the audience. Grace walks out into the middle of the stage smiling ear to ear as the arena lights flicker again, through the strobe we see The Wretched Nobody appear from nowhere.

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… a Two Time EMF Heavyweight Champion of the Woooooorld! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

Nobody slithers under the bottom rope, and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks from side to side in his corner.

JR-Zack Ryder says he has nothing to lose.

King-I think The Wretched Nobody disagree’s.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we will see.

[Zack Ryder and the Wretched Nobody stare down each other. The Wretched Nobody throws a wild fist to the face. The Wretched Nobody fist misses as Zack Ryder runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody takes down Zack Ryder with a shoulder block that puts him down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody watches as Zack Ryder gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet he’s now on the apron. He connects with a hard fist that knocks Zack Ryder off of the apron, and down on the floor. Zack Ryder tries to get up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody jumps off of the apron, and he connects with a flying elbow to the back.Zack Ryder is in a lot of pain, and The Wretched Nobody hits a few stomps on the downed Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder tries to fight his way up to his feet. He throws fists to the stomach. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet. The Wretched Nobody hits a knee lift into the gut, he doubles him over, and he throws him hard into the ring steps, he hits hard into the ring steps back first. Zack Ryder is in a lot of pain. The Wretched Nobody grabs Zack Ryder by the hair, and he lifts him up, and he turns towards the ring post. He runs towards the ring post, and he connects with the back with the ring post. Zack Ryder drops down on the mat around ring side. The Wretched Nobody looks disgusted at Zack Ryder. He looks towards a table, and he realizes that he can’t end the match without setting on fire. But it seems like he doesn’t care, the Wretched Nobody grabs Zack Ryder by the hair, and he lifts him up, and he drives him through the table. The Wretched Nobody looks down at Zack Ryder.]

JR-We should remind everyone that does not end the match.

King-Also did you know Reillik is Killer backwards.

Kris Gaffney-I’ll let Eric Young know this at once.

[The Wretched Nobody throws Zack Ryder into the ring, and he grabs a table, and he throws it into the ring. He steps inside of the ring, and he puts it into the corner. The Wretched Nobody puts Zack Ryder on the table once again not setting it on fire. The Wretched Nobody hits a few fists to the face of Zack Ryder, he backs up, and he runs. But Zack Ryder moves out of the way at the last second. The table implodes as the Wretched Nobody goes through it. He stumbles backwards. Zack Ryder grabs his head, and he drops him with a reverse neck breaker!! Both wrestlers are down on the mat. Zack Ryder rolls away, and he pulls himself up to his feet with the help of the ropes, and The Wretched Nobody has recovered, and he runs towards him, and he counters with a drop toe hold that sends the Wretched Nobody face first second rope. Zack Ryder goes over to the ropes, and he sling shots himself over the top rope, and he connects with a gullitine leg drop on the second rope. Zack Ryder watches as Wretch rolls into the ring. Zack Ryder goes towards the turnbuckle. He climbs up to the top rope, the Wretched Nobody gets up to his feet, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a flying missile drop kick that knocks down the Wretched Nobody. Zack Ryder feeling confident now calls for the Rough Ryder. The Wretched Nobody is slow to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder. The Wretched Nobody ducks it, he lifts up Zack Ryder, and he connects with a torture rack back breaker!!]

JR-Zack Ryder gets hit with the Torture Rack back breaker.

King-Somehow I think we can see that.

Kris Gaffney-Can the champion lose the title without being pinned?

[The Wretched Nobody goes to the outside of the ring, he stands over a table, and he throws a lighter on a table, and the table lights up. But he turns towards a fist by Zack Ryder, then another one. The Wretched Nobody is in danger as he has only one hand on the rope trying to hold himself from falling into the flaming table. Ryder runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He jumps up, and he goes for a Rough Ryder, but The Wretched Nobody catches him. Ryder hits a fist to the top of the head, and then aonther then another, it looks like Wretch is gonna fall, then at the last moment, he hurls Ryder off into almost a reverse elevated power bomb that sends Ryder through the flaming table!! The Wretched Nobody wins!!]

JR-Ryder gave it his all, but the Wretched Nobody once again finds a way to over come everything.

King-He’s a monster JR!

(The Wretched Nobody celebrates his win as Hell on Earth goes off the air.)