EMF: Hell on Earth
	(The show opens with red fireworks igniting in the rafters, whistling down towards the stage, exploding upon impact. Huge, red fireballs begin to erupt across the stage as ominous organ music begins to play. The lights slowly come up from a dim, reddish tone to normal house lights. The fans are cheering as the cameras pan over the crowds.) JR-Good evening, everyone! And welcome to Hell… On… EARTH! King-That’s right, JR! And we are live from Quicken Loans Arena here in Cleveland, Ohio. Kris Gaffney-It’s going to be a great night! I’ll be calling the action tonight along with Jerry “The King” Lawler and good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. (As JR, The King, and KG welcome everyone and begin to talk about the match-up’s, a second transmission begins to break into the feed. The screen becomes static-y before it starts to regroup. As the scene fades in, dim lights and a vague figure slowly comes into focus. After a few seconds, Tyler Durden is shown on the screen) JR-What is going on here? King-Shhh. Quiet, JR. (A dark shadow is seen in the room with Durden. Durden begins to talk) Tyler Durden-This right here. Tonight. This is the beginning of a new era. Since I’ve come here, I’ve been warning everyone. No one wanted to listen. No one wanted to free themselves from the daily bullshit that is their everyday lives. And you know what? That’s fine with me. Let them live their pathetic, meaningless, ignorant lives. Kris-What the hell is he talking about? Durden-But lately, the disrespect has become too great. The greed, the selfishness, the NEED. What these people need are too be freed from their demons. On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. Tonight marks the beginning of the end for the EMF. Project Mayhem begins tonight. (Tyler slaps the mysterious figures chest as the two walk off. The screen fades out and opens back up to the announce team.) JR-I don’t know what’s going on here, but that’s an ominous way of beginning this show. Kris-I don’t know what to say except that we all need to keep our eyes open. King-I’ve always found Durden to be a bit of a loose cannon and it appears he may have found someone to join him. ("Say it to my face" blasts on the PA system. Alex Riley steps on the stage. Yells, and runs down to the ring, and slides into the ring. "Gotham's theme" blasts on the PA system as Gotham O'Rein walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Alex Riley had a great come back last week. King-Guess we'll see where it goes from here. ("Mechanical Rhythm" blasts on the PA system as Fredrick Tomas walks to the ring. He slides into the ring.) JR-Fredrick Tomas is someone you can never take lightly. King-He's always someone who is going to give you a hell of a fight, we will see what happens tonight. ("Hell to pay" blasts on the PA system as Syn walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This is Syn's second match in the EMF. King-He must have impressed someone... [Gotham O'Rien, Fredrick Tomas, Alex Riley, and Syn stand in the corners. Alex Riley yells "SAY IT TO MY FACE". He charges, he leaps, and he hits his face on the top turnbuckle. Fredrick Tomas and Gotham O'Rien start to brawl. Syn hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Alex Riley, and then he hits a few forearm shots to the face after he brings him out of the ocrner, and then he whips him to the ropes, he comeso ff of the ropes. He hits a back elbow to the face of Alex Riley. Riley gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He hits a kick to the gut, then he sets him up, and he goes for a vertical suplex. But it's coutnered by Alex Riley countered by shifting his weight, and landing behind Syn. Syn hits a few back elbows to the side of the face of Alex Riley. Syn turns around, he hooks Alex Riley, and he sends him flying, and he crashes down on the mat with a t-bone suplex that puts down Alex Riley. Syn waits for Alex Riley to get up to his feet. Syn hits a body slam that puts him down on the mat. He runs the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He hits a splash on Alex Riley. He goes into the cover on Alex Riley. The ref counts the 1.............2.......Fredrick Tomas from the outside of the ring is able to grab his leg, and then breaks up the cover. He stares down him down, he turns around right into a running face crusher into the knee face. This makes Syn stumbling backwards, and then Alex Riley takes a few moments to rest up, and he charges, he leaps in the air, and he hits a big splash in the corner. He backs out of the corner, and then he stumbles out of the corner. Alex Riley hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Syn. Alex Riley hooks Syn, and then he hits a double under hook suplex that puts down Syn. Alex Riley takes a few moments to rest up, but he see's that Syn is on his hands, and knee's. Alex Riley hits a kick to the ribs, and this makes him roll into the ropes. Alex Riley measures up, and he goes for a clothelsine, but it's countered by Syn who hits a back body drop over the top rope, but Alex Riley lands on his feet, and then Syn turns around, and then Alex Riley hits a hard fist that knocks him backwards. Alex Riley measures up, and then Syn gets to where he wants him, and he sling shots him over the ropes, and he hits a shoulder block that puts down Syn.] JR-What a move by Alex Riley. King-With Riley back, no one's ear's are safe Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhh!! [Alex Riley picks up Syn, then he sets him up in a vertical suplex position. He then he hooks him in a vertical suplex position. Alex Riley lifts him up for a stalling vertical suplex. Fredrick Tomas is in the ring, and then he bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a spear that connects with Riley, and this makes Rile continue the vertical suplex. Fredrick Tomas picks up Alex Riley as Syn rolls out of the ring. Syn throws him into the corner. Fredrick Tomas hits a few punches to the gut, and then he sets him up, and then he hits a running bulldog out of the corner. Alex Riley is down on the mat, and then Fredrick Tomas measures him up to get up to his feet, and then Alex Riley hits a falling slam. Fredrick Tomas goes into the cover, and then he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and then he hits a split legged moonsault off of the top rope, and into the cover, the ref counts the 1..............2...........KICK OUT by Alex Riley. Fredrick Tomas calls for the cobra clutch, he sets it up, and he locks it in on Alex Riley. Riley is in a lot of pain, and the ref is there to make sure that he will hear a submission if it happens. But before it chappens Gotham O'Rien comes out of no where, and he hits a running forearm shot to the back of the head of Fedrick Tomas. Fredrick Tomas holds the back of his head, and then Gotham O'Rein goes for a kick to the gut, but it's caught by Fredrick Tomas. Fredrick Tomas hits a ezuguri that connects to the side of the head. This makes Fredrick Tomas stumble around. Dazed Fredrick Tomas throws a fist to Gotham O'Rien's head, but it's ducked under. Fredrick Tomas sets him up, and he hits a side russian leg sweep. Gotham considers to go into the cover, but he doesn't he instead he goes to the outside of the ring. Alex Riley has gotten up to his feet. Gotham leaps off of the apron, and he hits a flying cross body block. He then hits a few mounted fists to the face as Alex Riley tries to cover up with his hands.] JR-This match is all over the place. King-But we knew it was going to be like that going in. Kris Gaffney-I'm sure that makes it all better... (the lights suddenly go out, leaving the arena pitch black.) King-What the hell? We need an electrician out here. (A loud warning signal type siren blares over the speakers before a message begins to scroll on the screen. “If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second of your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think everything you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.” The warning finishes scrolling as an explosion goes off at the top of stage just underneath the screen. As the smoke clears, the image of a smiley face with the fire as eyes appears on the screen. [The lights turn on, Fredrick Tomas, Gotham O'Rein, and Alex Riley are looking confused. But behind Gotham is Tyler Durden, and Syn with chairs. Syn hits Fredrick Tomas, and Alex Riley with the chair, Durden jabs the chair into the ribs of Gotham which puts him down on his knee. They take the chairs, and complete a con-chair-to on Gotham. Gotham goes down on the mat. King-Did we just see what we think we saw? JR-Yes, King. It appears that Project Mayhem has officially begun. The EMF may be in trouble. [Syn goes into the cover on Gotham. The ref counts the 1................2..................3!] JR-And Syn gets the win. King-With help. Kris Gaffney-It was a hardcore match ("Slow Chemical" blasts on the PA system as Jack Morely walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-A few weeks ago these two superstars faced on Shockwave, and on that night Jack Morely won. King-Morely remembers JR. Kris Gaffney-More importantly Cameron Hale remembers. ("seek and destroy" blasts on the PA system as Cameron Hale walks to the ring as Cameron Hale walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Cameron Hale feels like he has gone through a change. King-Guess we'll see if it gives him different results. Kris Gaffney-Guess he doesn't want to be known as insane doing the same thing twice. [Jack Morely stands in the middle of the ring. Cameron Hale slowly makes his way towards Jack Morely. The two stare down each other. Jack Morely throws a fist to the face of Cameron Hale. Cameron Hale using his speed advantage ducks under. He runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, he does a somewhat low front drop kick that connects to the gut of Jack Morely. Morely stumbles backwards holding his gut, and then Cameron Hale closes the gap between him, and Jack Morely, but as he goes into where Jack Morely is. Morely grabs Cameron Hale around the throat, and then he stands up. Jack MOrely goes for a choke slam. But it's countered by Cameron Hale who while he's being put in the air is able to shift his weight around so that he puts on a sleeper on Jack Morely. Morely struggles, but this is the beginning of the match, he's not wore down enough for this to be effective enough. Jack Morely charges at the corner, and he smashes Cameron Hale once....twice. Finally Cameron Hale lets go. Jack Morely is stunned, and then he turns around. He yells, and charges at the corner, Cameron Hale is able to get his boot up. Jack Morely backs up he holds his face. He looks even more angry. He charges again, and then Cameron Hale hits a drop toe hold that sendds Jack Morely falling inot the top turnbuckle. Jack Morely is dazed. Cameron Hale pulls himself up to the second rope. He waits for Jack Morely to stumble towards him, and then he hooks him, and Cameron Hale connects with a tornado DDT that plants Jack Morely into the mat.] JR-So far Cameron Hale has neutralized the height advantage of Jack Morely. King-He might even have a chance right now to win this match. Kris Gaffney-Maybe if you two will ever shut up... [Cameron Hale pushes Jack Morely on his back, he hooks the leg, the ref counts the 1...............2.................Jack Morely kicks out with authority. This sends Cameron Hale flying through the air, and he crashes down through the ropes, and he gets up to his feet with the help of hte ropes. Then Jack Morely charges at him on the apron. But Cameron Hale counters with a shoulder block. This makes Jack Morely stumble backwards. Cameron Hale measures up, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he leaps off of the otp rope with a drop kick, but Jack Morely moves out of the way. Cameron Hale crashes hard on the mat, Cameron Hale slowly getsup to his feet, but he gets knocked right back down with an upper cut that sends him down on the mat. Cameron Hale gets up holding his jaw. Jack Morely hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up to the ropes. Cameron Hale whips him ot the ropes, and then he whips him to the ropes. Cameron Hale bounces off of the ropes, and then he leaps in the air for a cross body block, but Jack Morely is able to catch Cameron Hale. He holds him for a few moments, and then Jack Morely hits a fall away slam that sends Cameron Hale flying, and then Cameron Hale is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He stumbles inot teh corner. Jack Morely charges, and he hits a body avalanche that crushes Cameron Hale in the corner. Jack Morely backs out of the corner. Cameron Hale stumbles out of the corner. Jack Morely picks up Cameron Hale, and he drops him for a side walk slam.] JR-What power by Jack Morely. King- This might seems fairly to Cameron Hale. [Jack Morely gets up, he holds up his hand waiting for Cameorn Hale ot get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Jack Morely grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and he goes for a choke slam. He struggles out. Jack Morely turns around. Cameron Hale catches Jack Morely off guard with a small package. The ref counts the 1......................2.................3!] JR-Cameron Hale did it! King-Somewhere Jackie Gayda just nodded in approval. ("Krypton's theme" blasts on the PA system as Krypton walks to the ring. "Close your eyes" blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring doing the ultra hood master entrance.) JR-Here comes a tradition at Hell on Earth. King-This all started when X-Cold faced Alex Salvatore. Kris Gaffney-That retirement didn't last long... [Christian and Krypton stand in the ring, and Krypton yells Christian spears. Seemly it's more effective than he would have thought, because the two fall out of the ring. It takes them a few moments to get up to their feet. Krypton tries to pick up Christian, but Christian is able to slide out of the back, and then he pushes him into the ring post. Christian tries to dive into the ring. But the ref already got into his ten count. The ref calls for a double count out.] King-What does this mean JR? JR-The rules are the loser loses their career...this is a draw. Kris Gaffney-Damn sneaky rules. ("Broken up in love" blasts on the PA system as Bray Wyatt walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Shockwave Matty Ice was going after Fredrick Tomas, and he ended up hitting Bray Wyatt. King-Seemly Bray doesn't care if it was an accident. Kris Gaffney-Sounds about right. ("Holy Driver" blasts on the PA system as Matty Ice walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) King-Here comes the undefeated IWC champion! JR-This might be his most difficult match to date...that's not saying much, but this is a big step up disregarding Fredrick Tomas since that match didn't happen. Kris Gaffney-But it did happen JR! [Matty Ice and Bray Wyatt stand in the middle of the ring. Matty Ice pace around the ring. Bray Wyatt hits a hard fist to the face of Matty Ice. Matty Ice holds his face, and then Bray Wyatt hits a knee lift, he whips Matty Ice to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Bray Wyatt hits a shoulder block. Matty Ice goes down on teh mat, and he gets up fairly quickly Bray Wyatt counters a charge by Matty Ice with a hip toss that sends him flying, and then he crashes down on the mat. Matty Ice goes down on the mat. Bray Wyatt grabs him by the hair, Bray says a few things to Matty Ice, he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it's reversed by Matty Ice. Bray Wyatt bounces off of the ropes, Bray Wyatt goes into the other side of the ring. He leaps in the air, and he hits a cross body block that puts down Matty Ice. Bray Wyatt stands in the middle of the ring laughing.] JR-Matty Ice is finding out that Bray is no joke. King-You mean the other matches were? Kris Gaffney-That's not what he's saying.. [Matty Ice gets picked up by Bray Wyatt, he goes for his finisher, but Matty Ice is able to slide out of the back, and then Matty Ice is able to hit a belly to back suplex that puts down Bray Wyatt. Both wresters are down on the mat, the ref starts his standing ten count. 1.............2..................3...........4.............5..........Bray Wyatt is able to stumble up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He throws a wild fist to the face of Matty Ice who is also up to his feet. Matty Ice ducks under, and he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest that makes Bray Wyatt back up to the ropes. He then tries to whip him to the ropes, but it's reversed by Bray Wyatt. Matty Ice bounces off of the ropes, Bray Wyatt lowers his head, and then he hits a swinging neck breaker that puts down Bray Wyatt. Bray Wyatt rolls away, and he gets up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Matty Ice charges, and he hits a spinning elbow in the corner. Matty Ice gets up to his feet, and he motions for Bray Wyatt to stumble towards him. Matty Ice sets up Bray Wyatt, and then he hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1..................2........................KICK OUT by Bray Wyatt!] JR-Almost three there. King-I told you Matty Ice was good! [Bray Wyatt rolls out of the ring. Matty Ice runs to the ropes, and then he goes for a suicide dive. But Bray Wyatt hits a forearm shot that turns around Matty Ice. Bray Wyatt hits a low blow through the ropes, and the ref calls for a DQ. Bray Wyatt walks up the ramp, and he runs righ into Fredrick Tomas. Tomas turns around Bray, and he hits a fist, the two brawl to the back. Matty Ice is recovering in the ring. But he laughs while still in a lot of pain.] King-He's 7-0 JR. JR-Well...can't put that one Matty Ice. ("Hero" blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks out on the stage. He steps inside of hte ring.) JR-Kevin Bourne started out well, but hasn't quite had the return he wanted. King-Guess he can change that. Kris Gaffney-Will he though? ("Russ Massal's theme" blasts on the PA system as Russ Massal walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-The man known as the international legend is going to get a great test, no matter which Kevin Bourne shows up. King-That he will. [Kevin Bourne and Russ Massal pace around the ring. They lock up Russ Massal with his superior strength Massal is able to push back Kevin Bourne into the corner. Russ Massal hits a few knee lifts into the gut. Kevin Bourne is stunned, he hits a hard clubbing blow to the back that sends Kevin Bourne down on the mat. The ref yells at Russ Massal. Russ backs up holding up his hands to prove that he isn't going to do anything that's going to get himself DQed. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet. Russ Massal hits a hard fist to the face of Kevin Bourne, and then he hits a big hip toss out of the corner, and he crashes down hard on the mat. Kevin Bourne gets up holding his back, and then Russ Massal hits a few fists to the face that makes Kevin Bourne stumble backwards. Kevin Boune throws a wild fist to the face, and he ducks under, and then Russ Massal that sets him up, and then he goes for an atomic drop that sends him backwards. Then he sutmbles right into Russ who picks him up, and then he lifts him up, and then he hits a military press that sends him flying into the mat. He's down on the mat, and then he picks him up, and then he hits a body slam on Kevin Bourne. Russ runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, and he hits a leg drop across the face of Kevin Bourne. Russ Massal goes into the cover on Kevin Bourne, the ref counts the 1................2.............KICK OUT by Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne tries to get away, and then he gets up, he rakes the eyes of Russ Massal.] JR-That was a dirty tactic. King-You got to do what you got to do to win. [Kevin Bourne measures up, and he hits a kick to the back of the leg, and then he runs to the ropes, and he hits a one handed face crusher. Kevin Bourne turns around, and then Russ Massal runs to the ropes, he leaps off of the ropes, and he hits his trademark. He goes into the cover on Russ Massal. The ref counts the 1...............2........KICK OUT by Russ Massal.] JR-Almost three there. Kris Gaffney- There is a reason why Kevin Bourne was world champion. King-I don't think it's a good sign were talking so quickly though. [Kevin Bourne calls for the Checkmate. Russ gets up, he goes for the Checkmate. But he pushes Bourne off, and then he hits his finisher. Russ Massal goes into the cover on Kevin Bourne, the ref counts the 1...........2...........3!] JR-Russ Massal wins his first match in the EMF! King-To knock off a former world champion is a great way to start. ("Turn It Up" by CFO$ plays on the PA Syatem and out comes the newest EMF Diva, Bayley, for her debut match. She is dressed in a robe and the ring is set up with a bed and pillows for a Lingerie Pillow Fight. Bayley makes her way down the ramp hugging fans and handing headbands out to children as she does.) JR: Probably not the way Bayley imagined making her debut..... King: Hey... a match is a match. Kris: And she gets to face one of the all time greats! ("Generic Theme" plays next and out comes Miss Jackie. She too is wearing a robe, and doesn't look best pleased to be in another Divas match.) JR: Tiffany is just using this to torture Miss Jackie... King: Hey, it's giving us some great matches. Kris Can't argue with that.... (Jackie and Bayley remove their robes to reveal their lingerie and the bell rings. Bayley heads over to Jackie and offers her a hug. Jackie looks a bit weirded out, but reluctantly gives Bayley a hug. Bayley then pulls Jackie up on top of the bed, and starts jumping up and down on it, clearly not taking this seriously. Jackie looks at her like she's being weird, and then after a while, Jackie clotheslines Bayley hard off the bed to the floor below. Bayley goes down hard as she wasn't expecting it. Jackie measures her and nails the Leg Drop of DOOOOOOOOOOOM off the bed. Jackie hooks the leg for 1...... kick out.) JR: I guess Miss Jackie isn't in a playful mood.... King: Poor Bayley.... Kris: Someone tell Bayley I want a hug! (Bayley gets up and seems annoyed. She hammers away on Jackie with hard right hands. Bayley backs Jackie up and then hits her with a German suplex. Bayley hooks the leg for 1...... kick out. Bayley tries to Irish Whip Jackie into the corner but Jackie reverses it and sends Bayley crashing into the turnbuckle. Jackie charges at her but Bayley vaults to the top rope and then leaps off and hits a hurricanrana which sends Jackie across the ring. Jackie stumbles up and Bayley catches her and nails the Bayley-To-Belly! But Jackie just happens to land on one of the pillows in the ring. Bayley hooks the leg for 1...... 2...... kick out!) JR: Bayley hit her finisher... but the pillow broke Jackie's fall. King: What an upset that would have been. Kris: On the upside.... the match continues! (Bayley looks annoyed and kicks a few of the other pillows out of the ring. She heads back over to Jackie but Jackie blasts her with the pillow she landed on. The pillow splits open and feathers go everywhere. This temporarily distracts Bayley and Jackie scoops her up. Jackie makes sure there's no pillows in the way and then nails the F-Off on Bayley. Jackie hooks the leg for 1...... 2.......... KICK OUT! Jackie looks amazed. But Bayley is still clearly hurting. Jackie picks her up and throws her onto the bed. Jackie climbs on too and then positions Bayley, hitting another F-Off from the bed to the floor. Jackie hooks the leg again for 1..... 2..... 3!) JR: Bayley showing a lot of fight.... but she just got unlucky when that pillow blocked her finisher. King: At least this match was a little longer than last time.... Kris: PROGRESS! ("nowhereville" blasts on the PA system as ViperJ walks out to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-ViperJ is here based on a number one contenders match. Kris Gaffney-But it's been a harder road than just that. ("Where's my mind" blasts on the PA system as Tyler Durden walks to the ring with the TV title. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Durden bounced back quickly after losing the TV championship. King-Having quick rematches alway work out, right? Kris Gafney-Don't think that's how it happens... [ViperJ and Tyler Durden pace around the ring, and ViperJ lock up, an dthen Tyler Durden goes behind ViperJ. Tyler Durden hits a few clubbing blows to the back of Tyler Durden. ViperJ is stunned a bit, and Tyler Durden is able to take down ViperJ with a waist lock take down, and then he puts him into a head lock. He holds on the pressure. ViperJ looks for a way out of the hold, ViperJ gets up to his feet and he is able to spin out right into a a hammer lock. ViperJ holds on the preesure on Tyler Durden. Durden gets up to his feet. ViperJ hits a snap mare that sends Tyler Durden flying away. Then ViperJ gets up to his feet, and then he charges at Tyler Durden. Durden ducks under a running fist, he hooks Tyler Durden, and he drops him for a belly to back suplex that plants him down on the mat. Tyler Durden hits a few stomps on the downed Viper J. Tyler Durden picks up ViperJ, and then he hits a few forearm shots to the face. Tyler Durden backs up ViperJ, then he tries to whip him to the ropes, but he bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He then hits a punch to the gut that doubles over ViperJ. Tyler Durden, then he hooks ViperJ, and then he hits a russian leg sweep that puts him down on the mat. Tyler Durden rolls into the cover, ViperJ goes into the cover on VIperJ. The ref counts the 1...................2................KICK OUT by ViperJ. ViperJ gets hit with a few stomps on the downed Tyler Durden.] JR-Tyler Durden so far has maintained control. Kris Gaffney-It's almost like ViperJ talked about his fight club.... King-Maybe why he doesn't exist. [ViperJ yells for the ref, the ref makes Tyler Durden to back up, ViperJ gets up to his feet. ViperJ hits a hard forearm shot to the face of Tyler Durden, and then this makes Tyler Durden stumble backwards. ViperJ grabs Tyler Durden, and he throws him hard into the ring post, and Tyler Durden is a lot of pain, and he falls out of the ring post. Then ViperJ takes a few moments to rest up. Tyler Durden stumbles out of the corner, but ViperJ is able to respond with an inverted atomic drop. ViperJ hits a hard fist to the face that kncoks down Tyler Durden. He picks up Tyler Durden, and then he tries to whip him to the ropes, and he is successful in doing so. He bounces off of the ropes. ViperJ hits a back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes hard into the mat. Slowly Tyler Durden is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. ViperJ picks up Tyler Durden, and then he hits a body slam on Tyler Durden. ViperJ backs up into the corner, and then he measures up, and he runs out of the corner, and he leaps in the air, and he comes down on the face of Tyler Durden face. Tyler Durden holds his face, and then ViperJ backs up, he measures up, and then he hits a kick to the face that puts down Tyler Durden, and then he goes into the cover on Tyler Durden. The ref counts the 1.................2................KICK OUT by Tyler Durden. ViperJ looks at the ref, and the questions the count, and then he grabs the leg of Tyler Durden, and then he hits a few elbows into the leg of Tyler Durden, and then he puts him into a single leg lock.] JR-ViperJ is looking to wear down the champion right here. King-This is a very painful hold. Kris Gaffney-I don't think you need to convince Durden right now. [Tyler Durden pushes ViperJ's face into the mat, and then he smashes his face into the mat with his leg, and then he gets him off, and then Tyler Durden gets up with the help of the ropes. VIperJ charges at Tyler Durden. Durden uses his rage and momentum against him hitting a hot shot that sends him into the top rope. ViperJ stumbles backwards, and then Durden sets him up, lifts him, and drives him down with Project Mayhem. Durden goes into the cover on ViperJ, the ref counts the 1.............2.............3!] JR-Durden wins this match. King-Seemly getting his face smashed didn't make ViperJ too happy, and Durden used that. Kris Gaffney-I don't blame him. ("Radio" blasts on the PA system as Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. JR-Ryder is looking to once again become Extreme Champion. King-Will he bring back the Elite championship? Kris Gaffney-Do we have to make a new category for that title? King-No... ("Cult of Personality" blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks out on the stage. He does his usual poses on the way to the ring.) JR-A few weeks ago CM Punk won the Extreme Championship from the Zack Ryder. King-Don't you mean the Elite championship? Kris Gaffney-Guess not for now...guess we'll see who wins. [CM Punk and Zack Ryder pace around the ring. They lock up, and then both of them take each other to the outside of the ring. CM Punk is able to get up quicker than Zack Ryder this makes him double him over. CM Punk rolls inot the ring, and then he gets up to his feet, and he see's Zack Ryder has recovered from his kick, and then he hits a baseball slide to the head. Zack Ryder stumbles back, and he hits hard into the barricade. CM Punk climbs up to the nearest turnbuckle. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Then he measures up on Zack Ryder, and he leaps off of the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block. CM Punk hits a few fists to the face of Zack Ryder. CM Punk rolls off, and he looks under the ring, and then he grabs a trash can. CM Punk measures up on Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder turns towards CM Punk, and then CM Punk hits a trash can shot to the head that puts him down on the mat, and Zack Ryder is in a lot of pain. Zack Ryder gets up with the help of the steel steps. CM Punk puts the trash can on the head of Zack Ryder. CM Punk backs up, and he charges, and he hits a running knee to the face of Zack Ryder. Somehow that hurt Zack Ryder, and not CM Punk. Zack Ryder falls on the mat, and then CM Punk throws Zack Ryder into the ring. CM Punk climbs up on on the apron. He waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet. Once he's up to his feet, he sling shots himself up to the top rope, he leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying clothesline. CM PUnk goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. THe ref counts the 1...................2.....................KICK OUT!! But CM Punk is able to hook on the Anaconda Vice!] JR-CM Punk has the vice! King-I'm sure Zack wished he didn't kick out. Kris Gaffney-Probably not, but I'm sure he wished it would have worked out better than this. [Zack Ryder is in a lot of pain, and he is able to push him into the ground, and he hits a few knees to the back of the head of CM Punk. THis finally breaks the move. Zack Ryder rolls into the ropes. He holds his shoulder. He gets up to his feet, and then CM Punk see's this, and he measures up, and he goes for a running knee while Zack Ryder is on the ropes. But Zack Ryder moves out of the way, and then Zack Ryder is able to hold CM Punk on the top rope, and Zack Ryder hits a kick to the mid section this actually sends CM Punk flying over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to rest up, he goes into the apron. Zack Ryder measures up on CM Punk who is getting up to his feet on the outside, and then Zack Ryder runs, and he hits the Rough Ryder on CM Punk on the outside of the ring. Knowing that he might have the win right here, and he grabs CM Punk. CM Punk has gone dead weight either out, or he's preventing him from Zack Ryder to throwing him into the ring. Finally he is able to throw him into the ring. He throws him into the ring, and then Zack Ryder slides into the ring, and he goes itno the cover, the ref counts the 1...............2..............CM Punk puts his boot on the ropes just in time. Zack Ryder shakes his head, knowing that he took too much time to make the cover. He hits a few fists to the face. Zack Ryder calls for another Rough Ryder. He measures up on CM Punk. But as he goes for it, CM Punk picks up Zack Ryder, and he drops him for a quick GTS! Both wrestlers are down on the mat.] JR-This is anyone's ball game. King-Someone is telling me the first one to get to their feet will have the advantage....but I don't believe it. [Zack Ryder is up to his feet, CM Punk is able to catch Zack Ryder with a pick up, but Ryder slides out of the back. CM Punk turns around right into the Rough Ryder! Zack Ryder goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref counts the 1..................2.................3!!] JR-Zack Ryder wins! He gets back the Extreme Championship! ("That's entertainment" blasts on the PA system as Logan Riley walks to the ring, he stares down the cage, and he steps inside of it.) JR-This man says he has a plan. King-Maybe it's about the cage. Kris Gaffney-He did talk quite a bit about how people were always getting involved in his matches. ("Rise again" blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the cage, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Mike New has been playing with Logan Riley's mind. King-I don't think he needed Mike New for that to happen. Kris Gaffney-Logan Riley has already seemly snapped. [Mike New and Logan "Showtime" Riley pace around the ring. They stare down at the cage before locking up. Mike New is able to put an arm bar on Logan "Showtime" Riley, and then Mike New hits a few blows to the arm. Logan "showtime" Riley looks for a way out of the hold, and then he pushes him into the ropes, and then he whips him off of the ropes. Mike New bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and then he hits a hard shoulder block that knocks down Logan "Showtime" Riley. Riley stumbles up to his feet, and he charges at Mike New, Mike New counters with a head lock take down, and then Riley is able to counter with a leg scissors, and then Mike New is able to nip up out of the hold, and Mike New is able to run to the ropes. Logan "Showtime" Riley charges to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Logan "Showtime" Riley goes for a hip toss, but it's countered by MIke New who hits a monkey flip that sends Logan "Showtime" Riley flying. He crashes down on the mat. Mike New measures up as Lgoan Riley gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to hsi feet, he picks him by the hair, and he measures him up, and he charges to the side of the cage, and he throws him hard into the cage side. He bounces off of the cage side. Mike New hits a kick ot the gut that doubles over Logan "Showtime" Riley. He hooks him for a vertical suplex position, and then he lifts him up, he holds him in position, and he drops Logan "Showtime" Riley for a fisherman bounce. Mike New quickly goes into the cover, the ref counts the 1.........................2.......................KICK OUT by Logan "Showtime" Riley. Mike New stands up, Mike New questions the call, Mike New considers what to do next. He looks at the cage side, and he decides that he is going to climb up the cage wall.] JR-Mike New is trying to end this right now. King-Can't blame him, it's acceptable way to win, and he has a title on the line. Kris Gaffney-Just as long as he didn't try to do it when it's a Hell in a Cell match. [Mike New is getting up to the top of the cage, but it's countered by Logan Riley running up to the top rope, he hooks Mike New, and he hits a half nelson suplex that sends Mike New flying, and he crashes down on the mat. Mike New gets up to his knee's. Logan "Showtime" Riley gets up to his knee's. Logan "Showtime" Riley hits a kick to the side of the head, and he falls right into the cover on Mike New. The ref counts the 1.............2..............KICK OUT by Mike New. Logan "Showtime" Riley gets up to his feet, and he picks up Mike New, and he throws him hard into the cage side. He bounces off of the cage side. Mike New bounces off the cage side. Logan "Showtime" Riley hits a short arm forearm that takes down Mike New. Mike New gets picked up by Logan "Showtime" Riley, he hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes Mike New back up to the ropes, and then he tries to whip him to the ropes. Mike New reverses the whip, he bounces off of the ropes, and then he comes off of the ropes. Logan Riley is able to go for a crufix pin, and he is able to execute it fully. The ref counts the 1..................2.................KICK OUT by Mike New. Logan Showtime Riley hits a few stomps on the downed Mike New. The ref asks for Logan Riley to back away from Mike New, and he does this, and then he hits a few fists to the face of Mike New as he's in the corner, and he closes the gap between him, and Mike New. Logan "Showtime" Riley hooks Mike New, he runs out of the corner, and he hits a running bulldog that plants him into the mat.] JR-Riley with a bulldog. King-Maybe his plan worked. Kris Gaffney-Feels like were missing something though... [Logan "Showtime" Riley looks to the cage side, and then he climbs up to the cage side, and he is able to get up to the top of the cage. Mike New grabs a hold of Logan Riley's leg, Riley is able to struggle, he kicks him off, Riley is able to get to the other side of the ring. Mike New grabs a hold of Logan Riley's hair, and then MIke New is able to get on the other side of the cage. Mike New and Riley are on the other side of hte cage side. The two throw fists, neither is are getting the advantage. Logan Riley answers with uppercut, Mike New answers with another. Suddenly a masked man walks under. He starts to climb up, but Mike New and Riley fall off the side of the cage. The Masked man has to jump down with no time to move out of the way, he catches Riley who is coming right at him. Mike New hits the mat first, Mike New wins!] JR-That plan.... (The Masked man catches Mike New as he gets up, and he hits a diving clothelsine. He grabs he throws Mike New into the cage wall. He bounces off cage side. He grabs him by the hair, and throws him hard into the steel steps. Top of the steps fall over. Mike New is hurting, The masked man grabs Mike New, he sets him up, and he hits a power bomb on the base of the steps.) King-You were saying JR... Kris Gaffney-Angelus Archer is counting this as a victory for Logan Riley. ("Let's Light It Up" plays over the PA System as AJ Lee skips out onto the ramp for her Women's Title shot.) JR: AJ was champion for a long time.... and wasn't happy with the way she lost the title. King: Yea... but that was ages ago, and she's still talking about it. Kris: Better that than talking about how she can't find any clients.... ("Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Miley Cyrus plays next and out comes the EMF Women's Champion Laura Cena, accompanied by Catherine Walker.) JR: This is Laura's first title defense at a Pay Per View Event.... King: On paper this should be easier than the one she had two weeks ago..... Kris: Well at least this time there's no Maria to lay down for AJ.... (The bell sounds and the two divas circle the ring. Laura rushes at AJ and hits a right hand, which AJ fires back. The two trade fists back and forth for a while and Laura seems to get the better of her. Laura eventually is able to hit a few in a row and back AJ up. She then whips AJ across the ring and into the ropes. AJ bounces off the ropes and Laura charges at her and hits a swinging neckbreaker, taking AJ down. Laura stomps away on her until AJ is able to crawl to the ropes and use them to pull herself up. Laura continues hammering away with right hands and eventually AJ falls through the ropes and down to the floor. Laura waits for AJ to climb to her feet and then runs looking for a baseball slide but AJ grabs her feet and pulls her to the outside, dumping her hard onto the floor. Laura climbs to her feet and AJ hurls her into the ringsteps and she hits headfirst.) JR: That's not good for the champion.... King: But AJ can't win the title on a count out. Kris: I'm sure, as a former champion, she's aware of that. (Laura is seemingly in a lot of pain and AJ measures her. Laura gets up and AJ runs and hits a Shining Wizard to the side of Laura's head. The referee's count is getting high so AJ slides into the ring and back out, breaking it. Laura is back to her feet but AJ grabs her and hits a hard suplex. She then picks Laura up and throws her into the ring. AJ slides into the ring as well and throws an arm over her for 1...... 2...... kick out! AJ looks annoyed but not too surprised, and taunts to the crowd. Laura gets to her knees and AJ runs and hits another shining wizard on her! AJ drops into the cover for 1..... 2........ KICK OUT! AJ bangs the mat in frustration and calls for a 3rd and final Shining Wizard to put the champion away. As Laura stumbles up again AJ runs off the ropes and goes for it, but Laura reacts, and grabs AJ's leg, taking her down and transitioning straight into the WT.... H! She tightens the hold and AJ screams out in pain.) JR: AJ seemed to be closing in on the title.... but that was one hell of a counter. King: It can't end like this.... poor AJ... she was dominating! Kris: She got lucky when Laura hit those steps.... (Laura continues to tighten the hold but AJ is refusing to give up. AJ is trying to claw her way towards the ropes. AJ is slowly edging closer and closer to the ropes. As she is just milimeters away Laura breaks the hold, pulls AJ back, and looks to reapply it, but AJ kicks out at her hard and is able to knock Laura back and break the hold. AJ is clearly hurting though and uses the ropes to pull herself up. AJ turns and Laura nails her with a SPEAR! Laura drops into the cover for 1...... 2....... KICK OUT! Laura doesn't seem surprised. She taunts as if she's ready for her finisher. As AJ stumbles up, Laura hoists her up and goes for the Royally Screwed. AJ struggles and is able to escape out the back of the move. She grabs Laura from behind and rolls her up for 1...... 2..... kick out! AJ bangs the mat in strustration. She gets up and turns round right into a Super Kick from Laura! Laura hooks the leg again for 1..... 2....... KiCK OUT!) JR: Near fall after near fall.... neither woman wants to give up the title. King: AJ doing a lot better without Maria out here to distract her.... Kris: She'd distract anyone... (Laura picks AJ up again but AJ rakes the eyes and then hammers away on Laura with hard right hands. AJ backs Laura up a bit and then throws her into the ropes. Laura comes back off the ropes and AJ takes her down with a huge clothesline. Laura stumbles up and AJ runs and hits a hurricanrana that sends Laura across the ring. Laura stumbles up and AJ throws her into the ropes once move. Laura comes off the ropes but this time Laura jumps up and uses her legs to turn into a drop toe hold on AJ, taking her down and applying the WT.... H! once more... but in the very middle of the ring. AJ screams out but has nowhere to go. She tries to crawl but it's too far. AJ is trying with everything she has but you can see she's starting to fade. Eventually she has no choice... and she taps out.) JR: The champion has done it! AJ put up more fight than she did 2 weeks ago.... but Laura finds a way to win. King: That's what Cena's do.... Kris: But she might now be done..... (Sure enough we see Maria Kanellis has run down the ramp and she slides into the ring. She charges at Laura but Laura instintively drops the title and scoops Maria up for the Royally Screwed. Maria is struggling and AJ grabs the title belt and measures Laura with it..... but then the lights go out. When they come back on, the hooded Diva is stood in the ring. Laura finishes hitting the Royally Screwed on Maria while the hooded Diva spins AJ around, hoists her up and nails a Tombstone Piledriver. Laura and the Hooded Diva come face to face. The Hooded Diva turns to leave and Laura reaches out and grabs hold of her hood.... but the lights go out. When they come back on, the Hooded Diva is nowhere to be seen. Laura looks annoyed but picks up her title and heads to the back.) JR: Whoever that diva is.... she has a keen interest in Miss Cena. King: But she also hangs around with the Dollhouse.... so can you trust her? Kris: All that tells us is that she'd be TOO BUSY to date Rollins or Ziggler.... but busy with what? Who knows? ("Hell awaits" blasts on the PA system as Cyrus Black walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tonight Cyrus Black gets to complete his return if he is able to become world champion. King-He already got Gaffney good. Kris Gaffney-First off....I said it was me, and him....second off....I didn't lose to a cheerleader....I lost to a Cheerleadering Princess...that's just not fair. King-Yeah, I'm sure he'll have a field day with that either way. ("Game On" blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring with the world championship. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tony Ikeda is feeling the pressure that comes with being champion. Kris Gaffney-That must suck. King-Nothing you'd know about. [Cyrus Black and Tony Ikeda walks into the middle of the ring. The two tralk trash. Cyrus Black throws a wild fist, but it's ducked under by Cyrus Black. Cyrus Black, he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest that makes Cyrus Black. stunned, but he answers with a knee lift. Cyrus Black runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Cyrus Black comes off of the ropes, and then Tony Ikeda counter with a drop kick that connects to the face of Cyrus Black. Cyrus Black goes down on the mat. Then he gets up to his feet, and then he hits an inverted atomic drop that makes him stumble backwards Cyrus Black gets kncoked down with a hard fist that knocks down Cyrus Black. Then Cyrus Black gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda hits a few fists to the face, and then he whips him to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes Tony Ikeda hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends Cyrus Black flying, and he crashes hard down on the mat. Slowly Cyrus Black gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda pushes him backwards into the corner, and he hits a few shoulder blocks, and then he tries to whip him out of the ring corner to the other side of ther ing. Cyrus Black reverses the whip, and Tony Ikeda crashes into the corner, Cyrus Black charges, leaps in the air, and he goes for a splash in the corner. Cyrus Black hits into the top turnbuckle. Cyrus Black stumbles around into the ring, and Tony Ikeda comes off of the ropes, and he hits a diving clohtelsine that makes Cyrus do a flip in mid air. Tony Ikeda calls for Cyrus Black to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hits a kick to the gut, Tony Ikeda hooks Cyrus Black for a power bomb position. TOny Ikeda lifts up Cyrus, and he drops him for a power bomb.] JR-So far the champion has remained in control of this match. Kris Gaffney-Tony is drawing on the energy of all the people who would like to punch Cyrus in the mouth. King-I assume that is mostly you... [Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and he calls for Cyrus Black to get up to his feet, and he goes for the Full Nelson suplex, but Cyrus Black is able to land on his feet by over rotating. TOny Ikeda turns around, and then Cyrus Black hits a running ezuguri that connects to the side of the head that makes Tony Ikeda stumble around, and he falls to a knee. Cyrus Black gets up to his feet, and he measures up on Tony Ikeda, and he hits a few kicks to the ribs, and then he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and Cyrus Black hits a low drop kick that makes Tony Ikeda rolling under the ropes. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet on the apron. He is dazed, and then Cyrus Black runs to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and he hits a baseball slide that makes him fall off of the apron. Tony Ikeda hits has face on the apron, he goes down on the mat holding his face. Cyrus Black takes a few moments to rest up, and then he rolls out of the ring, and then he grabs Tony Ikeda by the hair, and he brings him over to the steel steps, and then he smashes him hard on the ring steps. Cyrus Black keeps up Tony Ikeda to his feet, and then he throws him into the ring. Tony Ikeda rolls into the ring, and Cyrus Black jumps on the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Cyrus Black leaps off of the top rope, and then he hits a double axe handle that puts down Tony Ikeda. Cyrus Black takes a few moments to rest again, and then he picks him up, and then hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes Tony Ikeda stumbling backwards. Cyrus Black tries to whip him to the ropes, and Tony reverses the whip. Cyrus Black bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda lowers his head, and then Cyrus Black counters with a swinging neck breaker.] JR-Cyrus has turned this match around. Kris Gaffney-Hey...you two mind if I just leave...we all know Cyrus isn't great enough to actually pull this off. Prez Mike clearly felt bad for his lack of greatness. King-No...I think you need to stay here. Kris Gaffney-Damn it...well, I'll keep myself entertained *works on his web series "How Cyrus isn't great". [Tony Ikeda rolls around in pain. Cyrus Black goes to the outside of the ring, and then he climbs up to the top rope. He waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Cyrus Black goes for a double axe handle. Tony Ikeda moves out of the way, and hooks Cyrus Black for a full nelson and executes the full nelson suplex. But Cyrus Black is able to land on his feet. TOny IKeda turns around right inot the black out, but he counters right into a small package. Cyrus counters the small package through the momentum putting Tony Ikeda into the pinning combin ation instead. The ref counts the 1..............2............3!] JR-Cyrus wins it with a great counter! King-Well...what do you have to say now Gaffney....what the? (The camera focus on the announcers desk as now a human tree is dressed up like Kris Gaffney.) "Kris Gaffney"-I am Groot. King-Sounds legit. JR-........... (Cyrus grabs a hold of the world title, and raises it up as Hell on Earth goes off the air.)

EMF: Hell on Earth

(The show opens with red fireworks igniting in the rafters, whistling down towards the stage, exploding upon impact. Huge, red fireballs begin to erupt across the stage as ominous organ music begins to play. The lights slowly come up from a dim, reddish tone to normal house lights. The fans are cheering as the cameras pan over the crowds.)

JR-Good evening, everyone! And welcome to Hell… On… EARTH!

King-That’s right, JR! And we are live from Quicken Loans Arena here in Cleveland, Ohio.

Kris Gaffney-It’s going to be a great night! I’ll be calling the action tonight along with Jerry “The King” Lawler and good ol’ JR, Jim Ross.

(As JR, The King, and KG welcome everyone and begin to talk about the match-up’s, a second transmission begins to break into the feed. The screen becomes static-y before it starts to regroup. As the scene fades in, dim lights and a vague figure slowly comes into focus. After a few seconds, Tyler Durden is shown on the screen)

JR-What is going on here?

King-Shhh. Quiet, JR.

(A dark shadow is seen in the room with Durden. Durden begins to talk)

Tyler Durden-This right here. Tonight. This is the beginning of a new era. Since I’ve come here, I’ve been warning everyone. No one wanted to listen. No one wanted to free themselves from the daily bullshit that is their everyday lives. And you know what? That’s fine with me. Let them live their pathetic, meaningless, ignorant lives.

Kris-What the hell is he talking about?

Durden-But lately, the disrespect has become too great. The greed, the selfishness, the NEED. What these people need are too be freed from their demons. On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. Tonight marks the beginning of the end for the EMF. Project Mayhem begins tonight.

(Tyler slaps the mysterious figures chest as the two walk off. The screen fades out and opens back up to the announce team.)

JR-I don’t know what’s going on here, but that’s an ominous way of beginning this show.

Kris-I don’t know what to say except that we all need to keep our eyes open.

King-I’ve always found Durden to be a bit of a loose cannon and it appears he may have found someone to join him.

("Say it to my face" blasts on the PA system. Alex Riley steps on the stage. Yells, and runs down to the ring, and slides into the ring. "Gotham's theme" blasts on the PA system as Gotham O'Rein walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Alex Riley had a great come back last week.

King-Guess we'll see where it goes from here.

("Mechanical Rhythm" blasts on the PA system as Fredrick Tomas walks to the ring. He slides into the ring.)

JR-Fredrick Tomas is someone you can never take lightly.

King-He's always someone who is going to give you a hell of a fight, we will see what happens tonight.

("Hell to pay" blasts on the PA system as Syn walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is Syn's second match in the EMF.

King-He must have impressed someone...

[Gotham O'Rien, Fredrick Tomas, Alex Riley, and Syn stand in the corners. Alex Riley yells "SAY IT TO MY FACE". He charges, he leaps, and he hits his face on the top turnbuckle. Fredrick Tomas and Gotham O'Rien start to brawl. Syn hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Alex Riley, and then he hits a few forearm shots to the face after he brings him out of the ocrner, and then he whips him to the ropes, he comeso ff of the ropes. He hits a back elbow to the face of Alex Riley. Riley gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He hits a kick to the gut, then he sets him up, and he goes for a vertical suplex. But it's coutnered by Alex Riley countered by shifting his weight, and landing behind Syn. Syn hits a few back elbows to the side of the face of Alex Riley. Syn turns around, he hooks Alex Riley, and he sends him flying, and he crashes down on the mat with a t-bone suplex that puts down Alex Riley. Syn waits for Alex Riley to get up to his feet. Syn hits a body slam that puts him down on the mat. He runs the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He hits a splash on Alex Riley. He goes into the cover on Alex Riley. The ref counts the 1.............2.......Fredrick Tomas from the outside of the ring is able to grab his leg, and then breaks up the cover. He stares down him down, he turns around right into a running face crusher into the knee face. This makes Syn stumbling backwards, and then Alex Riley takes a few moments to rest up, and he charges, he leaps in the air, and he hits a big splash in the corner. He backs out of the corner, and then he stumbles out of the corner. Alex Riley hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Syn. Alex Riley hooks Syn, and then he hits a double under hook suplex that puts down Syn. Alex Riley takes a few moments to rest up, but he see's that Syn is on his hands, and knee's. Alex Riley hits a kick to the ribs, and this makes him roll into the ropes. Alex Riley measures up, and he goes for a clothelsine, but it's countered by Syn who hits a back body drop over the top rope, but Alex Riley lands on his feet, and then Syn turns around, and then Alex Riley hits a hard fist that knocks him backwards. Alex Riley measures up, and then Syn gets to where he wants him, and he sling shots him over the ropes, and he hits a shoulder block that puts down Syn.]

JR-What a move by Alex Riley.

King-With Riley back, no one's ear's are safe

Kris Gaffney-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHhhhhh!!

[Alex Riley picks up Syn, then he sets him up in a vertical suplex position. He then he hooks him in a vertical suplex position. Alex Riley lifts him up for a stalling vertical suplex. Fredrick Tomas is in the ring, and then he bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a spear that connects with Riley, and this makes Rile continue the vertical suplex. Fredrick Tomas picks up Alex Riley as Syn rolls out of the ring. Syn throws him into the corner. Fredrick Tomas hits a few punches to the gut, and then he sets him up, and then he hits a running bulldog out of the corner. Alex Riley is down on the mat, and then Fredrick Tomas measures him up to get up to his feet, and then Alex Riley hits a falling slam. Fredrick Tomas goes into the cover, and then he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and then he hits a split legged moonsault off of the top rope, and into the cover, the ref counts the 1..............2...........KICK OUT by Alex Riley. Fredrick Tomas calls for the cobra clutch, he sets it up, and he locks it in on Alex Riley. Riley is in a lot of pain, and the ref is there to make sure that he will hear a submission if it happens. But before it chappens Gotham O'Rien comes out of no where, and he hits a running forearm shot to the back of the head of Fedrick Tomas. Fredrick Tomas holds the back of his head, and then Gotham O'Rein goes for a kick to the gut, but it's caught by Fredrick Tomas. Fredrick Tomas hits a ezuguri that connects to the side of the head. This makes Fredrick Tomas stumble around. Dazed Fredrick Tomas throws a fist to Gotham O'Rien's head, but it's ducked under. Fredrick Tomas sets him up, and he hits a side russian leg sweep. Gotham considers to go into the cover, but he doesn't he instead he goes to the outside of the ring. Alex Riley has gotten up to his feet. Gotham leaps off of the apron, and he hits a flying cross body block. He then hits a few mounted fists to the face as Alex Riley tries to cover up with his hands.]

JR-This match is all over the place.

King-But we knew it was going to be like that going in.

Kris Gaffney-I'm sure that makes it all better...

(the lights suddenly go out, leaving the arena pitch black.)

King-What the hell? We need an electrician out here.

(A loud warning signal type siren blares over the speakers before a message begins to scroll on the screen.

“If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second of your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think everything you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned.”

The warning finishes scrolling as an explosion goes off at the top of stage just underneath the screen. As the smoke clears, the image of a smiley face with the fire as eyes appears on the screen.

[The lights turn on, Fredrick Tomas, Gotham O'Rein, and Alex Riley are looking confused. But behind Gotham is Tyler Durden, and Syn with chairs. Syn hits Fredrick Tomas, and Alex Riley with the chair, Durden jabs the chair into the ribs of Gotham which puts him down on his knee. They take the chairs, and complete a con-chair-to on Gotham. Gotham goes down on the mat.

King-Did we just see what we think we saw?

JR-Yes, King. It appears that Project Mayhem has officially begun. The EMF may be in trouble.

[Syn goes into the cover on Gotham. The ref counts the 1................2..................3!]

JR-And Syn gets the win.

King-With help.

Kris Gaffney-It was a hardcore match

("Slow Chemical" blasts on the PA system as Jack Morely walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-A few weeks ago these two superstars faced on Shockwave, and on that night Jack Morely won.

King-Morely remembers JR.

Kris Gaffney-More importantly Cameron Hale remembers.

("seek and destroy" blasts on the PA system as Cameron Hale walks to the ring as Cameron Hale walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Cameron Hale feels like he has gone through a change.

King-Guess we'll see if it gives him different results.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he doesn't want to be known as insane doing the same thing twice.

[Jack Morely stands in the middle of the ring. Cameron Hale slowly makes his way towards Jack Morely. The two stare down each other. Jack Morely throws a fist to the face of Cameron Hale. Cameron Hale using his speed advantage ducks under. He runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, he does a somewhat low front drop kick that connects to the gut of Jack Morely. Morely stumbles backwards holding his gut, and then Cameron Hale closes the gap between him, and Jack Morely, but as he goes into where Jack Morely is. Morely grabs Cameron Hale around the throat, and then he stands up. Jack MOrely goes for a choke slam. But it's countered by Cameron Hale who while he's being put in the air is able to shift his weight around so that he puts on a sleeper on Jack Morely. Morely struggles, but this is the beginning of the match, he's not wore down enough for this to be effective enough. Jack Morely charges at the corner, and he smashes Cameron Hale once....twice. Finally Cameron Hale lets go. Jack Morely is stunned, and then he turns around. He yells, and charges at the corner, Cameron Hale is able to get his boot up. Jack Morely backs up he holds his face. He looks even more angry. He charges again, and then Cameron Hale hits a drop toe hold that sendds Jack Morely falling inot the top turnbuckle. Jack Morely is dazed. Cameron Hale pulls himself up to the second rope. He waits for Jack Morely to stumble towards him, and then he hooks him, and Cameron Hale connects with a tornado DDT that plants Jack Morely into the mat.]

JR-So far Cameron Hale has neutralized the height advantage of Jack Morely.

King-He might even have a chance right now to win this match.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe if you two will ever shut up...

[Cameron Hale pushes Jack Morely on his back, he hooks the leg, the ref counts the 1...............2.................Jack Morely kicks out with authority. This sends Cameron Hale flying through the air, and he crashes down through the ropes, and he gets up to his feet with the help of hte ropes. Then Jack Morely charges at him on the apron. But Cameron Hale counters with a shoulder block. This makes Jack Morely stumble backwards. Cameron Hale measures up, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he leaps off of the otp rope with a drop kick, but Jack Morely moves out of the way. Cameron Hale crashes hard on the mat, Cameron Hale slowly getsup to his feet, but he gets knocked right back down with an upper cut that sends him down on the mat. Cameron Hale gets up holding his jaw. Jack Morely hits a few fists to the face that makes him back up to the ropes. Cameron Hale whips him ot the ropes, and then he whips him to the ropes. Cameron Hale bounces off of the ropes, and then he leaps in the air for a cross body block, but Jack Morely is able to catch Cameron Hale. He holds him for a few moments, and then Jack Morely hits a fall away slam that sends Cameron Hale flying, and then Cameron Hale is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He stumbles inot teh corner. Jack Morely charges, and he hits a body avalanche that crushes Cameron Hale in the corner. Jack Morely backs out of the corner. Cameron Hale stumbles out of the corner. Jack Morely picks up Cameron Hale, and he drops him for a side walk slam.]

JR-What power by Jack Morely.

King- This might seems fairly to Cameron Hale.

[Jack Morely gets up, he holds up his hand waiting for Cameorn Hale ot get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Jack Morely grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and he goes for a choke slam. He struggles out. Jack Morely turns around. Cameron Hale catches Jack Morely off guard with a small package. The ref counts the 1......................2.................3!]

JR-Cameron Hale did it!

King-Somewhere Jackie Gayda just nodded in approval.

("Krypton's theme" blasts on the PA system as Krypton walks to the ring. "Close your eyes" blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring doing the ultra hood master entrance.)

JR-Here comes a tradition at Hell on Earth.

King-This all started when X-Cold faced Alex Salvatore.

Kris Gaffney-That retirement didn't last long...

[Christian and Krypton stand in the ring, and Krypton yells Christian spears. Seemly it's more effective than he would have thought, because the two fall out of the ring. It takes them a few moments to get up to their feet. Krypton tries to pick up Christian, but Christian is able to slide out of the back, and then he pushes him into the ring post. Christian tries to dive into the ring. But the ref already got into his ten count. The ref calls for a double count out.]

King-What does this mean JR?

JR-The rules are the loser loses their career...this is a draw.

Kris Gaffney-Damn sneaky rules.

("Broken up in love" blasts on the PA system as Bray Wyatt walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Shockwave Matty Ice was going after Fredrick Tomas, and he ended up hitting Bray Wyatt.

King-Seemly Bray doesn't care if it was an accident.

Kris Gaffney-Sounds about right.

("Holy Driver" blasts on the PA system as Matty Ice walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

King-Here comes the undefeated IWC champion!

JR-This might be his most difficult match to date...that's not saying much, but this is a big step up disregarding Fredrick Tomas since that match didn't happen.

Kris Gaffney-But it did happen JR!

[Matty Ice and Bray Wyatt stand in the middle of the ring. Matty Ice pace around the ring. Bray Wyatt hits a hard fist to the face of Matty Ice. Matty Ice holds his face, and then Bray Wyatt hits a knee lift, he whips Matty Ice to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and Bray Wyatt hits a shoulder block. Matty Ice goes down on teh mat, and he gets up fairly quickly Bray Wyatt counters a charge by Matty Ice with a hip toss that sends him flying, and then he crashes down on the mat. Matty Ice goes down on the mat. Bray Wyatt grabs him by the hair, Bray says a few things to Matty Ice, he tries to whip him to the ropes, but it's reversed by Matty Ice. Bray Wyatt bounces off of the ropes, Bray Wyatt goes into the other side of the ring. He leaps in the air, and he hits a cross body block that puts down Matty Ice. Bray Wyatt stands in the middle of the ring laughing.]

JR-Matty Ice is finding out that Bray is no joke.

King-You mean the other matches were?

Kris Gaffney-That's not what he's saying..

[Matty Ice gets picked up by Bray Wyatt, he goes for his finisher, but Matty Ice is able to slide out of the back, and then Matty Ice is able to hit a belly to back suplex that puts down Bray Wyatt. Both wresters are down on the mat, the ref starts his standing ten count. 1.............2..................3...........4.............5..........Bray Wyatt is able to stumble up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. He throws a wild fist to the face of Matty Ice who is also up to his feet. Matty Ice ducks under, and he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest that makes Bray Wyatt back up to the ropes. He then tries to whip him to the ropes, but it's reversed by Bray Wyatt. Matty Ice bounces off of the ropes, Bray Wyatt lowers his head, and then he hits a swinging neck breaker that puts down Bray Wyatt. Bray Wyatt rolls away, and he gets up to his feet with the help of the ropes. Matty Ice charges, and he hits a spinning elbow in the corner. Matty Ice gets up to his feet, and he motions for Bray Wyatt to stumble towards him. Matty Ice sets up Bray Wyatt, and then he hits a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref counts the 1..................2........................KICK OUT by Bray Wyatt!]

JR-Almost three there.

King-I told you Matty Ice was good!

[Bray Wyatt rolls out of the ring. Matty Ice runs to the ropes, and then he goes for a suicide dive. But Bray Wyatt hits a forearm shot that turns around Matty Ice. Bray Wyatt hits a low blow through the ropes, and the ref calls for a DQ. Bray Wyatt walks up the ramp, and he runs righ into Fredrick Tomas. Tomas turns around Bray, and he hits a fist, the two brawl to the back. Matty Ice is recovering in the ring. But he laughs while still in a lot of pain.]

King-He's 7-0 JR.

JR-Well...can't put that one Matty Ice.

("Hero" blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks out on the stage. He steps inside of hte ring.)

JR-Kevin Bourne started out well, but hasn't quite had the return he wanted.

King-Guess he can change that.

Kris Gaffney-Will he though?

("Russ Massal's theme" blasts on the PA system as Russ Massal walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The man known as the international legend is going to get a great test, no matter which Kevin Bourne shows up.

King-That he will.

[Kevin Bourne and Russ Massal pace around the ring. They lock up Russ Massal with his superior strength Massal is able to push back Kevin Bourne into the corner. Russ Massal hits a few knee lifts into the gut. Kevin Bourne is stunned, he hits a hard clubbing blow to the back that sends Kevin Bourne down on the mat. The ref yells at Russ Massal. Russ backs up holding up his hands to prove that he isn't going to do anything that's going to get himself DQed. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet. Russ Massal hits a hard fist to the face of Kevin Bourne, and then he hits a big hip toss out of the corner, and he crashes down hard on the mat. Kevin Bourne gets up holding his back, and then Russ Massal hits a few fists to the face that makes Kevin Bourne stumble backwards. Kevin Boune throws a wild fist to the face, and he ducks under, and then Russ Massal that sets him up, and then he goes for an atomic drop that sends him backwards. Then he sutmbles right into Russ who picks him up, and then he lifts him up, and then he hits a military press that sends him flying into the mat. He's down on the mat, and then he picks him up, and then he hits a body slam on Kevin Bourne. Russ runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, and he hits a leg drop across the face of Kevin Bourne. Russ Massal goes into the cover on Kevin Bourne, the ref counts the 1................2.............KICK OUT by Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne tries to get away, and then he gets up, he rakes the eyes of Russ Massal.]

JR-That was a dirty tactic.

King-You got to do what you got to do to win.

[Kevin Bourne measures up, and he hits a kick to the back of the leg, and then he runs to the ropes, and he hits a one handed face crusher. Kevin Bourne turns around, and then Russ Massal runs to the ropes, he leaps off of the ropes, and he hits his trademark. He goes into the cover on Russ Massal. The ref counts the 1...............2........KICK OUT by Russ Massal.]

JR-Almost three there.

Kris Gaffney- There is a reason why Kevin Bourne was world champion.

King-I don't think it's a good sign were talking so quickly though.

[Kevin Bourne calls for the Checkmate. Russ gets up, he goes for the Checkmate. But he pushes Bourne off, and then he hits his finisher. Russ Massal goes into the cover on Kevin Bourne, the ref counts the 1...........2...........3!]

JR-Russ Massal wins his first match in the EMF!

King-To knock off a former world champion is a great way to start.

("Turn It Up" by CFO$ plays on the PA Syatem and out comes the newest EMF Diva, Bayley, for her debut match. She is dressed in a robe and the ring is set up with a bed and pillows for a Lingerie Pillow Fight. Bayley makes her way down the ramp hugging fans and handing headbands out to children as she does.)

JR: Probably not the way Bayley imagined making her debut.....

King: Hey... a match is a match.

Kris: And she gets to face one of the all time greats!

("Generic Theme" plays next and out comes Miss Jackie. She too is wearing a robe, and doesn't look best pleased to be in another Divas match.)

JR: Tiffany is just using this to torture Miss Jackie...

King: Hey, it's giving us some great matches.

Kris Can't argue with that....

(Jackie and Bayley remove their robes to reveal their lingerie and the bell rings. Bayley heads over to Jackie and offers her a hug. Jackie looks a bit weirded out, but reluctantly gives Bayley a hug. Bayley then pulls Jackie up on top of the bed, and starts jumping up and down on it, clearly not taking this seriously. Jackie looks at her like she's being weird, and then after a while, Jackie clotheslines Bayley hard off the bed to the floor below. Bayley goes down hard as she wasn't expecting it. Jackie measures her and nails the Leg Drop of DOOOOOOOOOOOM off the bed. Jackie hooks the leg for 1...... kick out.)

JR: I guess Miss Jackie isn't in a playful mood....

King: Poor Bayley....

Kris: Someone tell Bayley I want a hug!

(Bayley gets up and seems annoyed. She hammers away on Jackie with hard right hands. Bayley backs Jackie up and then hits her with a German suplex. Bayley hooks the leg for 1...... kick out. Bayley tries to Irish Whip Jackie into the corner but Jackie reverses it and sends Bayley crashing into the turnbuckle. Jackie charges at her but Bayley vaults to the top rope and then leaps off and hits a hurricanrana which sends Jackie across the ring. Jackie stumbles up and Bayley catches her and nails the Bayley-To-Belly! But Jackie just happens to land on one of the pillows in the ring. Bayley hooks the leg for 1...... 2...... kick out!)

JR: Bayley hit her finisher... but the pillow broke Jackie's fall.

King: What an upset that would have been.

Kris: On the upside.... the match continues!

(Bayley looks annoyed and kicks a few of the other pillows out of the ring. She heads back over to Jackie but Jackie blasts her with the pillow she landed on. The pillow splits open and feathers go everywhere. This temporarily distracts Bayley and Jackie scoops her up. Jackie makes sure there's no pillows in the way and then nails the F-Off on Bayley. Jackie hooks the leg for 1...... 2.......... KICK OUT! Jackie looks amazed. But Bayley is still clearly hurting. Jackie picks her up and throws her onto the bed. Jackie climbs on too and then positions Bayley, hitting another F-Off from the bed to the floor. Jackie hooks the leg again for 1..... 2..... 3!)

JR: Bayley showing a lot of fight.... but she just got unlucky when that pillow blocked her finisher.

King: At least this match was a little longer than last time....

Kris: PROGRESS!

("nowhereville" blasts on the PA system as ViperJ walks out to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-ViperJ is here based on a number one contenders match.

Kris Gaffney-But it's been a harder road than just that.

("Where's my mind" blasts on the PA system as Tyler Durden walks to the ring with the TV title. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Durden bounced back quickly after losing the TV championship.

King-Having quick rematches alway work out, right?

Kris Gafney-Don't think that's how it happens...

[ViperJ and Tyler Durden pace around the ring, and ViperJ lock up, an dthen Tyler Durden goes behind ViperJ. Tyler Durden hits a few clubbing blows to the back of Tyler Durden. ViperJ is stunned a bit, and Tyler Durden is able to take down ViperJ with a waist lock take down, and then he puts him into a head lock. He holds on the pressure. ViperJ looks for a way out of the hold, ViperJ gets up to his feet and he is able to spin out right into a a hammer lock. ViperJ holds on the preesure on Tyler Durden. Durden gets up to his feet. ViperJ hits a snap mare that sends Tyler Durden flying away. Then ViperJ gets up to his feet, and then he charges at Tyler Durden. Durden ducks under a running fist, he hooks Tyler Durden, and he drops him for a belly to back suplex that plants him down on the mat. Tyler Durden hits a few stomps on the downed Viper J. Tyler Durden picks up ViperJ, and then he hits a few forearm shots to the face. Tyler Durden backs up ViperJ, then he tries to whip him to the ropes, but he bounces off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He then hits a punch to the gut that doubles over ViperJ. Tyler Durden, then he hooks ViperJ, and then he hits a russian leg sweep that puts him down on the mat. Tyler Durden rolls into the cover, ViperJ goes into the cover on VIperJ. The ref counts the 1...................2................KICK OUT by ViperJ. ViperJ gets hit with a few stomps on the downed Tyler Durden.]

JR-Tyler Durden so far has maintained control.

Kris Gaffney-It's almost like ViperJ talked about his fight club....

King-Maybe why he doesn't exist.

[ViperJ yells for the ref, the ref makes Tyler Durden to back up, ViperJ gets up to his feet. ViperJ hits a hard forearm shot to the face of Tyler Durden, and then this makes Tyler Durden stumble backwards. ViperJ grabs Tyler Durden, and he throws him hard into the ring post, and Tyler Durden is a lot of pain, and he falls out of the ring post. Then ViperJ takes a few moments to rest up. Tyler Durden stumbles out of the corner, but ViperJ is able to respond with an inverted atomic drop. ViperJ hits a hard fist to the face that kncoks down Tyler Durden. He picks up Tyler Durden, and then he tries to whip him to the ropes, and he is successful in doing so. He bounces off of the ropes. ViperJ hits a back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes hard into the mat. Slowly Tyler Durden is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. ViperJ picks up Tyler Durden, and then he hits a body slam on Tyler Durden. ViperJ backs up into the corner, and then he measures up, and he runs out of the corner, and he leaps in the air, and he comes down on the face of Tyler Durden face. Tyler Durden holds his face, and then ViperJ backs up, he measures up, and then he hits a kick to the face that puts down Tyler Durden, and then he goes into the cover on Tyler Durden. The ref counts the 1.................2................KICK OUT by Tyler Durden. ViperJ looks at the ref, and the questions the count, and then he grabs the leg of Tyler Durden, and then he hits a few elbows into the leg of Tyler Durden, and then he puts him into a single leg lock.]

JR-ViperJ is looking to wear down the champion right here.

King-This is a very painful hold.

Kris Gaffney-I don't think you need to convince Durden right now.

[Tyler Durden pushes ViperJ's face into the mat, and then he smashes his face into the mat with his leg, and then he gets him off, and then Tyler Durden gets up with the help of the ropes. VIperJ charges at Tyler Durden. Durden uses his rage and momentum against him hitting a hot shot that sends him into the top rope. ViperJ stumbles backwards, and then Durden sets him up, lifts him, and drives him down with Project Mayhem. Durden goes into the cover on ViperJ, the ref counts the 1.............2.............3!]

JR-Durden wins this match.

King-Seemly getting his face smashed didn't make ViperJ too happy, and Durden used that.

Kris Gaffney-I don't blame him.

("Radio" blasts on the PA system as Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera.

JR-Ryder is looking to once again become Extreme Champion.

King-Will he bring back the Elite championship?

Kris Gaffney-Do we have to make a new category for that title?

King-No...

("Cult of Personality" blasts on the PA system as CM Punk walks out on the stage. He does his usual poses on the way to the ring.)

JR-A few weeks ago CM Punk won the Extreme Championship from the Zack Ryder.

King-Don't you mean the Elite championship?

Kris Gaffney-Guess not for now...guess we'll see who wins.

[CM Punk and Zack Ryder pace around the ring. They lock up, and then both of them take each other to the outside of the ring. CM Punk is able to get up quicker than Zack Ryder this makes him double him over. CM Punk rolls inot the ring, and then he gets up to his feet, and he see's Zack Ryder has recovered from his kick, and then he hits a baseball slide to the head. Zack Ryder stumbles back, and he hits hard into the barricade. CM Punk climbs up to the nearest turnbuckle. He climbs up to the top turnbuckle. Then he measures up on Zack Ryder, and he leaps off of the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block. CM Punk hits a few fists to the face of Zack Ryder. CM Punk rolls off, and he looks under the ring, and then he grabs a trash can. CM Punk measures up on Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder turns towards CM Punk, and then CM Punk hits a trash can shot to the head that puts him down on the mat, and Zack Ryder is in a lot of pain. Zack Ryder gets up with the help of the steel steps. CM Punk puts the trash can on the head of Zack Ryder. CM Punk backs up, and he charges, and he hits a running knee to the face of Zack Ryder. Somehow that hurt Zack Ryder, and not CM Punk. Zack Ryder falls on the mat, and then CM Punk throws Zack Ryder into the ring. CM Punk climbs up on on the apron. He waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet. Once he's up to his feet, he sling shots himself up to the top rope, he leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying clothesline. CM PUnk goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. THe ref counts the 1...................2.....................KICK OUT!! But CM Punk is able to hook on the Anaconda Vice!]

JR-CM Punk has the vice!

King-I'm sure Zack wished he didn't kick out.

Kris Gaffney-Probably not, but I'm sure he wished it would have worked out better than this.

[Zack Ryder is in a lot of pain, and he is able to push him into the ground, and he hits a few knees to the back of the head of CM Punk. THis finally breaks the move. Zack Ryder rolls into the ropes. He holds his shoulder. He gets up to his feet, and then CM Punk see's this, and he measures up, and he goes for a running knee while Zack Ryder is on the ropes. But Zack Ryder moves out of the way, and then Zack Ryder is able to hold CM Punk on the top rope, and Zack Ryder hits a kick to the mid section this actually sends CM Punk flying over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat. Zack Ryder takes a few moments to rest up, he goes into the apron. Zack Ryder measures up on CM Punk who is getting up to his feet on the outside, and then Zack Ryder runs, and he hits the Rough Ryder on CM Punk on the outside of the ring. Knowing that he might have the win right here, and he grabs CM Punk. CM Punk has gone dead weight either out, or he's preventing him from Zack Ryder to throwing him into the ring. Finally he is able to throw him into the ring. He throws him into the ring, and then Zack Ryder slides into the ring, and he goes itno the cover, the ref counts the 1...............2..............CM Punk puts his boot on the ropes just in time. Zack Ryder shakes his head, knowing that he took too much time to make the cover. He hits a few fists to the face. Zack Ryder calls for another Rough Ryder. He measures up on CM Punk. But as he goes for it, CM Punk picks up Zack Ryder, and he drops him for a quick GTS! Both wrestlers are down on the mat.]

JR-This is anyone's ball game.

King-Someone is telling me the first one to get to their feet will have the advantage....but I don't believe it.

[Zack Ryder is up to his feet, CM Punk is able to catch Zack Ryder with a pick up, but Ryder slides out of the back. CM Punk turns around right into the Rough Ryder! Zack Ryder goes into the cover on CM Punk. The ref counts the 1..................2.................3!!]

JR-Zack Ryder wins! He gets back the Extreme Championship!

("That's entertainment" blasts on the PA system as Logan Riley walks to the ring, he stares down the cage, and he steps inside of it.)

JR-This man says he has a plan.

King-Maybe it's about the cage.

Kris Gaffney-He did talk quite a bit about how people were always getting involved in his matches.

("Rise again" blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the cage, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Mike New has been playing with Logan Riley's mind.

King-I don't think he needed Mike New for that to happen.

Kris Gaffney-Logan Riley has already seemly snapped.

[Mike New and Logan "Showtime" Riley pace around the ring. They stare down at the cage before locking up. Mike New is able to put an arm bar on Logan "Showtime" Riley, and then Mike New hits a few blows to the arm. Logan "showtime" Riley looks for a way out of the hold, and then he pushes him into the ropes, and then he whips him off of the ropes. Mike New bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and then he hits a hard shoulder block that knocks down Logan "Showtime" Riley. Riley stumbles up to his feet, and he charges at Mike New, Mike New counters with a head lock take down, and then Riley is able to counter with a leg scissors, and then Mike New is able to nip up out of the hold, and Mike New is able to run to the ropes. Logan "Showtime" Riley charges to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Logan "Showtime" Riley goes for a hip toss, but it's countered by MIke New who hits a monkey flip that sends Logan "Showtime" Riley flying. He crashes down on the mat. Mike New measures up as Lgoan Riley gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to hsi feet, he picks him by the hair, and he measures him up, and he charges to the side of the cage, and he throws him hard into the cage side. He bounces off of the cage side. Mike New hits a kick ot the gut that doubles over Logan "Showtime" Riley. He hooks him for a vertical suplex position, and then he lifts him up, he holds him in position, and he drops Logan "Showtime" Riley for a fisherman bounce. Mike New quickly goes into the cover, the ref counts the 1.........................2.......................KICK OUT by Logan "Showtime" Riley. Mike New stands up, Mike New questions the call, Mike New considers what to do next. He looks at the cage side, and he decides that he is going to climb up the cage wall.]

JR-Mike New is trying to end this right now.

King-Can't blame him, it's acceptable way to win, and he has a title on the line.

Kris Gaffney-Just as long as he didn't try to do it when it's a Hell in a Cell match.

[Mike New is getting up to the top of the cage, but it's countered by Logan Riley running up to the top rope, he hooks Mike New, and he hits a half nelson suplex that sends Mike New flying, and he crashes down on the mat. Mike New gets up to his knee's. Logan "Showtime" Riley gets up to his knee's. Logan "Showtime" Riley hits a kick to the side of the head, and he falls right into the cover on Mike New. The ref counts the 1.............2..............KICK OUT by Mike New. Logan "Showtime" Riley gets up to his feet, and he picks up Mike New, and he throws him hard into the cage side. He bounces off of the cage side. Mike New bounces off the cage side. Logan "Showtime" Riley hits a short arm forearm that takes down Mike New. Mike New gets picked up by Logan "Showtime" Riley, he hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes Mike New back up to the ropes, and then he tries to whip him to the ropes. Mike New reverses the whip, he bounces off of the ropes, and then he comes off of the ropes. Logan Riley is able to go for a crufix pin, and he is able to execute it fully. The ref counts the 1..................2.................KICK OUT by Mike New. Logan Showtime Riley hits a few stomps on the downed Mike New. The ref asks for Logan Riley to back away from Mike New, and he does this, and then he hits a few fists to the face of Mike New as he's in the corner, and he closes the gap between him, and Mike New. Logan "Showtime" Riley hooks Mike New, he runs out of the corner, and he hits a running bulldog that plants him into the mat.]

JR-Riley with a bulldog.

King-Maybe his plan worked.

Kris Gaffney-Feels like were missing something though...

[Logan "Showtime" Riley looks to the cage side, and then he climbs up to the cage side, and he is able to get up to the top of the cage. Mike New grabs a hold of Logan Riley's leg, Riley is able to struggle, he kicks him off, Riley is able to get to the other side of the ring. Mike New grabs a hold of Logan Riley's hair, and then MIke New is able to get on the other side of the cage. Mike New and Riley are on the other side of hte cage side. The two throw fists, neither is are getting the advantage. Logan Riley answers with uppercut, Mike New answers with another. Suddenly a masked man walks under. He starts to climb up, but Mike New and Riley fall off the side of the cage. The Masked man has to jump down with no time to move out of the way, he catches Riley who is coming right at him. Mike New hits the mat first, Mike New wins!]

JR-That plan....

(The Masked man catches Mike New as he gets up, and he hits a diving clothelsine. He grabs he throws Mike New into the cage wall. He bounces off cage side. He grabs him by the hair, and throws him hard into the steel steps. Top of the steps fall over. Mike New is hurting, The masked man grabs Mike New, he sets him up, and he hits a power bomb on the base of the steps.)

King-You were saying JR...

Kris Gaffney-Angelus Archer is counting this as a victory for Logan Riley.

("Let's Light It Up" plays over the PA System as AJ Lee skips out onto the ramp for her Women's Title shot.)

JR: AJ was champion for a long time.... and wasn't happy with the way she lost the title.

King: Yea... but that was ages ago, and she's still talking about it.

Kris: Better that than talking about how she can't find any clients....

("Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Miley Cyrus plays next and out comes the EMF Women's Champion Laura Cena, accompanied by Catherine Walker.)

JR: This is Laura's first title defense at a Pay Per View Event....

King: On paper this should be easier than the one she had two weeks ago.....

Kris: Well at least this time there's no Maria to lay down for AJ....

(The bell sounds and the two divas circle the ring. Laura rushes at AJ and hits a right hand, which AJ fires back. The two trade fists back and forth for a while and Laura seems to get the better of her. Laura eventually is able to hit a few in a row and back AJ up. She then whips AJ across the ring and into the ropes. AJ bounces off the ropes and Laura charges at her and hits a swinging neckbreaker, taking AJ down. Laura stomps away on her until AJ is able to crawl to the ropes and use them to pull herself up. Laura continues hammering away with right hands and eventually AJ falls through the ropes and down to the floor. Laura waits for AJ to climb to her feet and then runs looking for a baseball slide but AJ grabs her feet and pulls her to the outside, dumping her hard onto the floor. Laura climbs to her feet and AJ hurls her into the ringsteps and she hits headfirst.)

JR: That's not good for the champion....

King: But AJ can't win the title on a count out.

Kris: I'm sure, as a former champion, she's aware of that.

(Laura is seemingly in a lot of pain and AJ measures her. Laura gets up and AJ runs and hits a Shining Wizard to the side of Laura's head. The referee's count is getting high so AJ slides into the ring and back out, breaking it. Laura is back to her feet but AJ grabs her and hits a hard suplex. She then picks Laura up and throws her into the ring. AJ slides into the ring as well and throws an arm over her for 1...... 2...... kick out! AJ looks annoyed but not too surprised, and taunts to the crowd. Laura gets to her knees and AJ runs and hits another shining wizard on her! AJ drops into the cover for 1..... 2........ KICK OUT! AJ bangs the mat in frustration and calls for a 3rd and final Shining Wizard to put the champion away. As Laura stumbles up again AJ runs off the ropes and goes for it, but Laura reacts, and grabs AJ's leg, taking her down and transitioning straight into the WT.... H! She tightens the hold and AJ screams out in pain.)

JR: AJ seemed to be closing in on the title.... but that was one hell of a counter.

King: It can't end like this.... poor AJ... she was dominating!

Kris: She got lucky when Laura hit those steps....

(Laura continues to tighten the hold but AJ is refusing to give up. AJ is trying to claw her way towards the ropes. AJ is slowly edging closer and closer to the ropes. As she is just milimeters away Laura breaks the hold, pulls AJ back, and looks to reapply it, but AJ kicks out at her hard and is able to knock Laura back and break the hold. AJ is clearly hurting though and uses the ropes to pull herself up. AJ turns and Laura nails her with a SPEAR! Laura drops into the cover for 1...... 2....... KICK OUT! Laura doesn't seem surprised. She taunts as if she's ready for her finisher. As AJ stumbles up, Laura hoists her up and goes for the Royally Screwed. AJ struggles and is able to escape out the back of the move. She grabs Laura from behind and rolls her up for 1...... 2..... kick out! AJ bangs the mat in strustration. She gets up and turns round right into a Super Kick from Laura! Laura hooks the leg again for 1..... 2....... KiCK OUT!)

JR: Near fall after near fall.... neither woman wants to give up the title.

King: AJ doing a lot better without Maria out here to distract her....

Kris: She'd distract anyone...

(Laura picks AJ up again but AJ rakes the eyes and then hammers away on Laura with hard right hands. AJ backs Laura up a bit and then throws her into the ropes. Laura comes back off the ropes and AJ takes her down with a huge clothesline. Laura stumbles up and AJ runs and hits a hurricanrana that sends Laura across the ring. Laura stumbles up and AJ throws her into the ropes once move. Laura comes off the ropes but this time Laura jumps up and uses her legs to turn into a drop toe hold on AJ, taking her down and applying the WT.... H! once more... but in the very middle of the ring. AJ screams out but has nowhere to go. She tries to crawl but it's too far. AJ is trying with everything she has but you can see she's starting to fade. Eventually she has no choice... and she taps out.)

JR: The champion has done it! AJ put up more fight than she did 2 weeks ago.... but Laura finds a way to win.

King: That's what Cena's do....

Kris: But she might now be done.....

(Sure enough we see Maria Kanellis has run down the ramp and she slides into the ring. She charges at Laura but Laura instintively drops the title and scoops Maria up for the Royally Screwed. Maria is struggling and AJ grabs the title belt and measures Laura with it..... but then the lights go out. When they come back on, the hooded Diva is stood in the ring. Laura finishes hitting the Royally Screwed on Maria while the hooded Diva spins AJ around, hoists her up and nails a Tombstone Piledriver. Laura and the Hooded Diva come face to face. The Hooded Diva turns to leave and Laura reaches out and grabs hold of her hood.... but the lights go out. When they come back on, the Hooded Diva is nowhere to be seen. Laura looks annoyed but picks up her title and heads to the back.)

JR: Whoever that diva is.... she has a keen interest in Miss Cena.

King: But she also hangs around with the Dollhouse.... so can you trust her?

Kris: All that tells us is that she'd be TOO BUSY to date Rollins or Ziggler.... but busy with what? Who knows?

("Hell awaits" blasts on the PA system as Cyrus Black walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tonight Cyrus Black gets to complete his return if he is able to become world champion.

King-He already got Gaffney good.

Kris Gaffney-First off....I said it was me, and him....second off....I didn't lose to a cheerleader....I lost to a Cheerleadering Princess...that's just not fair.

King-Yeah, I'm sure he'll have a field day with that either way.

("Game On" blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring with the world championship. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda is feeling the pressure that comes with being champion.

Kris Gaffney-That must suck.

King-Nothing you'd know about.

[Cyrus Black and Tony Ikeda walks into the middle of the ring. The two tralk trash. Cyrus Black throws a wild fist, but it's ducked under by Cyrus Black. Cyrus Black, he hits a few knife edge chops to the chest that makes Cyrus Black. stunned, but he answers with a knee lift. Cyrus Black runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Cyrus Black comes off of the ropes, and then Tony Ikeda counter with a drop kick that connects to the face of Cyrus Black. Cyrus Black goes down on the mat. Then he gets up to his feet, and then he hits an inverted atomic drop that makes him stumble backwards Cyrus Black gets kncoked down with a hard fist that knocks down Cyrus Black. Then Cyrus Black gets up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda hits a few fists to the face, and then he whips him to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes Tony Ikeda hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends Cyrus Black flying, and he crashes hard down on the mat. Slowly Cyrus Black gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda pushes him backwards into the corner, and he hits a few shoulder blocks, and then he tries to whip him out of the ring corner to the other side of ther ing. Cyrus Black reverses the whip, and Tony Ikeda crashes into the corner, Cyrus Black charges, leaps in the air, and he goes for a splash in the corner. Cyrus Black hits into the top turnbuckle. Cyrus Black stumbles around into the ring, and Tony Ikeda comes off of the ropes, and he hits a diving clohtelsine that makes Cyrus do a flip in mid air. Tony Ikeda calls for Cyrus Black to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hits a kick to the gut, Tony Ikeda hooks Cyrus Black for a power bomb position. TOny Ikeda lifts up Cyrus, and he drops him for a power bomb.]

JR-So far the champion has remained in control of this match.

Kris Gaffney-Tony is drawing on the energy of all the people who would like to punch Cyrus in the mouth.

King-I assume that is mostly you...

[Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet, and he calls for Cyrus Black to get up to his feet, and he goes for the Full Nelson suplex, but Cyrus Black is able to land on his feet by over rotating. TOny Ikeda turns around, and then Cyrus Black hits a running ezuguri that connects to the side of the head that makes Tony Ikeda stumble around, and he falls to a knee. Cyrus Black gets up to his feet, and he measures up on Tony Ikeda, and he hits a few kicks to the ribs, and then he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and Cyrus Black hits a low drop kick that makes Tony Ikeda rolling under the ropes. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet on the apron. He is dazed, and then Cyrus Black runs to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and he hits a baseball slide that makes him fall off of the apron. Tony Ikeda hits has face on the apron, he goes down on the mat holding his face. Cyrus Black takes a few moments to rest up, and then he rolls out of the ring, and then he grabs Tony Ikeda by the hair, and he brings him over to the steel steps, and then he smashes him hard on the ring steps. Cyrus Black keeps up Tony Ikeda to his feet, and then he throws him into the ring. Tony Ikeda rolls into the ring, and Cyrus Black jumps on the apron, and he climbs up to the top rope. He measures up on Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Cyrus Black leaps off of the top rope, and then he hits a double axe handle that puts down Tony Ikeda. Cyrus Black takes a few moments to rest again, and then he picks him up, and then hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes Tony Ikeda stumbling backwards. Cyrus Black tries to whip him to the ropes, and Tony reverses the whip. Cyrus Black bounces off of the ropes. Tony Ikeda lowers his head, and then Cyrus Black counters with a swinging neck breaker.]

JR-Cyrus has turned this match around.

Kris Gaffney-Hey...you two mind if I just leave...we all know Cyrus isn't great enough to actually pull this off. Prez Mike clearly felt bad for his lack of greatness.

King-No...I think you need to stay here.

Kris Gaffney-Damn it...well, I'll keep myself entertained *works on his web series "How Cyrus isn't great".

[Tony Ikeda rolls around in pain. Cyrus Black goes to the outside of the ring, and then he climbs up to the top rope. He waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Cyrus Black goes for a double axe handle. Tony Ikeda moves out of the way, and hooks Cyrus Black for a full nelson and executes the full nelson suplex. But Cyrus Black is able to land on his feet. TOny IKeda turns around right inot the black out, but he counters right into a small package. Cyrus counters the small package through the momentum putting Tony Ikeda into the pinning combin

ation instead. The ref counts the 1..............2............3!] JR-Cyrus wins it with a great counter!

King-Well...what do you have to say now Gaffney....what the?

(The camera focus on the announcers desk as now a human tree is dressed up like Kris Gaffney.)

"Kris Gaffney"-I am Groot.

King-Sounds legit.

JR-...........

(Cyrus grabs a hold of the world title, and raises it up as Hell on Earth goes off the air.)