EMF: Hell on Earth
	(Copyright information goes on the screen. We go into a highlight video of how all of the matches tonight came to be. Once this ends we go into an introduction screen that welcomes us to Hell on Earth 2012. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage at the darken arena in England, and the lights turn on. Fans wave their signs, scream. Some signs say “AAAAHHH! Kris Gaffney Fan”, “I’m X-Tazte”, and “No you don’t, you don’t have any legs”.) JR-Welcome to Hell on Earth, and what a show we have for you. King-Yeah we have many great matches, all headlined by the World title match against X-Tazte and the Rock. Kris Gaffney-But that’s not it, we also have many different matches tonight, so let’s get this night started. (“All the things she said” blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Marc Mead is a former world champion, and is looking to once again do big things in the EMF. King-Well, he’s finally an adult, and he wants to prove he can be as good now, as he was as a kid. Kris Gaffney-It’s going to be still be a challenge as Marc is still getting back into the game. (“I Came to Play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Last week the Miz made his debut by defeating Dewey Pond. King-Pond is a EMF veteran, and has won many titles, so we know the Miz isn’t a joke. Kris Gaffney-Unless you remember he’s a reality TV star. (“Pain” blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Bourne is an interesting element in this match, he’s shown quite a lot in his time back. King-But he has a championship match coming up. Kris Gaffney- That must weigh on his mind too. [Marc Mead, Kevin Bourne, and the Miz stands in the middle of the ring, they talk trash, and Kevin Bourne throws the first fist to the face of Marc Mead. Marc Mead goes down on the mat, and Kevin Bourne gets blindsided by The Miz. The Miz gets turned around by Marc Mead, and he throws a few fists, and Marrc Mead is able to answer with a few fists to answer back, and Marc Mead whips the Miz off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, but Marc Mead counters with a clotheslines over the top rope, and he crashes on the mat, and he turns around as Kevin Bourne is charging at him. But Marc Mead is able to counter it with a hot shot that sends Kevin Bourne flying into the top rope, and he stumbles backwards. Marc Mead sets up Kevin Bourne, and he hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Kevin Bourne. Marc Mead backs off, and Kevin Bourne gets up in the corner, and he hits few stomps on the gut, and this stuns Kevin Bourne. Marc Mead before the ref gets in his face, and he hits a few fists to the face of Kevin Bourne, and Kevin Bourne is stunned. He whips Kevin Bourne into the corner, and Kevin Bourne crashes into the corner. Marc Mead hits a running shoulder block that stuns Kevin Bourne in the corner. Marc Mead turns around, and see’s that the Miz is up on the apron with a chair, and seemly that’s something that Marc Mead doesn’t like so he charges at the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he leaps off of the second rope, and he hits a spring board drop kick right into the chair which sends it into the face of the Miz. The Miz falls of the apron, Marc Mead gets up to his feet, and turns around right into the waiting Kevin Bourne who hits a t-bone suplex that sends Marc Mead crashing down hard on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet, and knowing that he doesn’t have the time, he see’s Marc Mead dazed, Kevin Bourne picks up Marc Mead, and hits a whiplash spine buster. Kevin Bourne falls back on the ropes, and he takes the few moments that he has to rest up, and once Marc Mead is up to his feet, he charges at Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne throws him out of the ring, and Marc Mead lands on his feet, and once he turns around, Marc Mead goes for a fist to the face, and Kevin Bourne is able to duck it, and sets up, and he hits a back body drop over the top rope, and he crashes on the mat. Marc Mead is on the mat, and Kevin Bourne taes this chance to point at the crowd charges at the ropes, and jumps on the ropes, and he sets up, and he leaps off of the rope, and he hits the Franchized on Marc Mead. Kevin Bourne goes into the cover on Marc Mead, and the ref counts the 1…………………….2………….KICK OUT by Marc Mead!] JR-Barely kicked out by Kevin Bourne. King-Yeah, but it can’t feel that Marc has much more. Kris Gaffney-He was a world champion for a reason though. [Kevin Bourne waits for Marc Mead to get up to his feet, but before he can finish off Marc Mead with the Check mate. The Miz comes into the ring, and and he hits a low blow on Kevin Bourne he is hurting for obvious reason. Once he grabs Kevin Bourne, and throws him hard into the ring post. Kevin Bourne falls out of the ring, and on to the arena floor. Marc Mead is up to his feet. The Miz hits kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he runs to the ropes, and he hits a knee to the face. The Miz sets up Marc Mead and he hits a reverse neck breaker that takes him down on the mat. Mead is down on the mat, and he gets up to his feet in the corner. He waits as Marc Mead gets up to his feet in the corner, and Marc Mead gets up in the corner, and the Miz charges at Marc Mead in the corner, and he hits a clothesline in the corner, and he sits in between the ropes, and The Miz goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs out of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and once he waits for Marc Mead to get upt o his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Marc Mead turns towards the Miz, and the Miz leaps off of the top rope, and he catches him with a flying cross body block, and he goes into the cover on Marc Mead, and the ref counts the 1………………….2…………….KICK OUT by Marc Mead. The Miz looks at the ref, and quickly he hits a baseball slide that sends Kevin Bourne falling on the apron, and he hits hard on the arena floor. Marc Mead is still down, so the Miz sets up for the Skull Crushing Finale.] JR-The Miz might have this match in hand. King-If he can hit it, and he then needs to hope that Bourne doesn’t get involved. Kris Gaffney-That’s always the interesting part of triple threats. [The Miz sets up Marc Mead, and hits the SCF. The Miz gets up to his feet, and he gets hit with the Checkmate by Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne looks like he’s going for the pin. But suddenly “Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kanes comes to isle. Kevin Bourne goes after Kane, and Kane and Bourne brawl to the back. Inside of the ring, Marc and the Miz are dazed, and slowly they get up to the feet. Miz goes for a wild fist to the face, but he’s able to duck it. Marc runs to the ropes, leaps off of the second rope, and he hits the Mead Kick V.2 on the Miz. Marc Mead goes into the cover on the Miz, and the ref counts the 1…………2…………….3!] JR- Marc Mead wins this match. King-Looks like Kane couldn’t wait for later. (The EMF camera's get a shot of Dan Godwin looking happy with himself as he walks down the hallway, but suddenly Ashley Irvine stomps up, not looking happy.) .::Ashley Irvine::.-Hey! You big JERK! That wasn't nice what you did to my daddy! (Godwin spins around and then looks back and shrugs his shoulders as he looks down the hallway and turns to start walking off as he rubs his pretend World Title and starts to sing) \|+\|Godwin\|+\| - I'm just a sexy boy...sexy... .::Ashley Irvine::.-she starts to laugh, and starts to sing too sexy boy....Then she remembers she's angry Wait...that's not nice Mr. Godwin, you are ignoring me...that's even worse Mr. Godwin. That makes me sooooooo angry!! (Godwin again turns around but again doesn't seem to notice anybody there as he doesn't appear to be looking downwards.) \|+\|Godwin\|+\| - Must be hearing voices in my head (Ashley notices this.) .::Ashley Irvine::.-Down here!! (Godwin looks down shocked) \|+\|Godwin\|+\| - Woah...little people... .::Ashley Irvine::.-Hey that's not nice!! I have a name! It's Ashley Christina Irvine! And you were mean to my Daddy! So... (Ashley starts to shake her fist at Godwin. Suddenly Alycia Irvine shows, and looks at her sister, and says.) .::Alycia Irvine::.-This is why I'll always be the awesome one, and she'll always...just be bubbly head. (Godwin looks incredibly confused) \|+\|Godwin\|+\| - You can't be Ashley, Ashley is a baby, you aren't a baby, you are a little person, and who are you? .::Ashley Irvine::.-Baby? NO! But you're a jerkface! .::Alycia Irvine::.-I'm her unfortunately her sister, her much better sister, Alycia. Don't mind Ashley. It was how she was born, because she wasn't the chosen one like me. \|+\|Godwin\|+\| - Ashley doesn't have a sister and she's a baby, come on, who put you up to this? Is it Chris? He's been trying to get me ever since I set him up with that ladyboy...but I swear she looked like a woman, I didn't notice her adams apple. .::Alycia Irvine::.-Chris? I don't know a Chris, other than our father. Are you on something,Godwin, unfortunately I am her sister. (Ashley's still circling around, stopping everytime she shakes her fist.) .::Alycia Irivne::.-Hard to tell, huh? \|+\|Godwin\|+\| - Now I know it's a set up, come on where is Masters hiding? You'll have to do better than this Chris... (Godwin starts walking off and pushing open doors and looking in the rooms) .::Alycia Irvine::.-I have no idea what you are talking about, but this is not making me happy.... (Suddenly Ashley's fist shaking hits something, and goes crashing to the floor, her attempts to catch it fail and it smashes on the floor. Godwin startled by the noise stops looking in rooms and turns around.) \|+\|Godwin\|+\| - Woah, calm down calm down, I don't know if you are who you say but you don't need to throw things down Ashley, why the hell did you do that for? Because you like Jericho think I did something to him? .::Ashley Irvine;;. - It wasn't me... .::Alycia Irvine::.-Your thick aren't you? We're his daughter's...and sorry guess I don't know my mind must be so superior to everyone else's that I can move things with it, and it just broke. Let that be a lesson to you. (Godwin looks at Alycia and points at Ashley and seems to think for a moment.) \|+\|Godwin\|+\| - Wait, it was you and not Ashley? I thought Ashley did it, you were over there and it was there, how did you do that? .::Alycia Irvine::.-Just my skills...you really think that could do anything as cool as that? .::Ashley Irvine::.-I'm soooo angry...Mr. Godwin makes me soooo angry....pooooor Daddy she shakes her fist \|+\|Godwin\|+\| - Poor Daddy? He's got a freaking magician as a daughter, what else can you do? .::Alycia Irvine::.-You don't want to find out...remember...I'm watching you (She points to Godwin Uncle Sam style. Godwin looks worried and looks at Ashley and back at Alycia before slowly backing away.) \|+\|Godwin\|+\| - Ok look I'm sorry, please don't hurt me, I didn't mean to hurt your daddy, I've seen enough, you age at will and can move stuff with your mind, leave me in peace. .::Alycia Irvine::.-Well better watch out next time then. (Godwin turns to run away but just runs into a door and looks paniced.) \|+\|Godwin\|+\| - You shut the door...leave me alone she devil... (Godwin opens the door and runs off down the hallway in terror.) (“The Gambler” blasts on the PA system as the Gambler walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-The Gambler won this shot a little more than a month ago. King-Yeah, due to a double pin by him and Christian, Christian won the right to get the first shot, and failed, now Gambler needs to see if he’ll fare any better against the champion. Kris Gaffney-Well it will help him get going again. (“The Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring with the TV title along with Angelina Love. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Daniel Bryan has been impressive since winning the TV title. King-Yeah, but so has Gambler. Kris Gaffney-He’s made imprints on my face with his fists…that’s impressive. [Daniel Bryan and the Gambler pace around the ring, and they lock up. Daniel Bryan puts the Gambler into an arm bar, and the Gambler pushes Daniel Bryan to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and he runs into a wall known as the Gamlber. The American Dragon gets up to his feet, and the Gambler thinking that this match is going his way throws a fist to the face, and Daniel Bryan ducks under, and he then hits a drop kick to the leg. He goes down to one knee, and Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes and he hits a knee to the face that knocks down the Gambler. The Gambler goes down to the mat, and Daniel Bryan waits as the Gambler gets up to his feet. Once he does, Daniel Bryan hits a few kicks to the gut that stun the Gambler, and he whips him to the opposite side of the ring, but it’s reversed. The Gambler follows him in, and Daniel Bryan is able to get over the Gambler, but the Gambler catches him. The Gambler turns around, and he goes for a running power slam, but it’s countered by Daniel Bryan who slides off of the back of The Gambler. The Gambler turns around, and he see’s Daniel Bryan sitting on the top turnbuckle, and he charges at Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the face of the Gambler, the Gambler is dazed as he falls to one knee, and gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan hooks the Gambler, and then he executes a tornado DDT that plants The Gambler into the mat.] JR-Daniel Bryan has been in trouble a few times, but has been able to neutralize the Gambler’s height advantage thus far. King-That’s never easy. Kris Gaffney-Trust me…I know.. [Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on the Gambler, and the ref counts the 1………….2……….KICK OUT by the Gambler with authority. Daniel Bryan is outside of the ring. He looks surprised at the power of the Gambler, and Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and he climbs up to his feet. Then up to the top rope, and once he gets up to his the top rope, he waits for the Gambler to get up to his feet. Once he does, Daniel Bryan goes for what seems to be a double axe handle, but it’s caught by the Gambler, and he drives him into the corner. He crashes into the corner, and then the Gambler hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut in the corner. The Gambler whips him to the ropes on the other side of the ring, and he crashes into the corner, and he sets up Daniel Bryan, and he hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends Daniel Bryan crashing down hard on the mat, and the Gambler waits as Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet. The Gambler hits a few fists to the face, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Gambler lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and crashing down on the mat, and Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet. He throws a fist to the face, and the Gambler ducks it, and he sets up Daniel Bryan, and he hits one belly to back suplex, rolls up, and hits another one, rolls up, and hits another one. He rolls up one more time, and his the fourth belly to back suplex to complete the four of a kind.] JR-The Gambler is closing in on this match. King-He’s going to have to think of something. Kris Gaffney-Further than just a new catch phrase. [The Gambler grabs Daniel Bryan, but Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the side of the head of the Gambler. The Gambler stumbles backwards, and this allows Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet a little bit. But the Gambler is able to quickly charge in angry, but clearly this was Bryan’s plan as he drives down the Gambler, and he locks on the LeBell Lock! The Gambler fights it..fights it…and then taps out.] JR-Daniel Bryan defends his title. [The camera comes up in the back at CM Punk's locker room. Todd Pettengill is standing there and knocks on the door. CM Punk opens the door and pokes his head out.] CM Punk: What do you want Todd? I'm busy and we have a main event that I'm betting is going to be full of surprises... Todd Pettengill: CM Punk, I was sent here to give you a message that your father has been hospitalized in critical condition and it is needed that you fly out immediately. [CM Punk doesn't hesitate a second. He goes back in the locker room grabs his bag and leaves on the spot. As soon as he moves down the hallway and out of site Randy Orton lurks out from around the corner. He goes into CM Punk's locker room. The camera fades out as the door closes behind Orton.] (“Pain” blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Kevin Bourne has quite a test here. King-But you got to remember, this is his second match. Kris Gaffney-Well, Bourne doesn’t seem too effected right now. (“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Kane is a monster, and it is not going to be easy for Kevin Bourne to beat him for the title. King-Well we will see, this is something that we have been waiting for a month. Kris Gaffney-Bourne has shown he hasn’t lost a step, but I don’t think he’s faced a champion one on one yet. [Kevin Bourne and Kane pace around the ring, as clearly they are not very happy because supposively they were locked in a place for a certain amount of time. Kane throws a fist to the face, and Kevin Bourne hits a few fists to the face, and Kane is rocking backwards. Kevin Bourne runs to the ropes, spring boards off of the second rope, and go for what seems to be a second rope double axe handle. But Kane is able to counter with a upper cut that knocks Kevin Bourne out of the air, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and Kane hits a shot to the face that sends Kevin Bourne stumbling backwards, and he falls out of the ring, and on to the floor. Kane goes to the outside of the ring, and Kevin Bourne now has a chair, and he turns around and tries to blast Kane with it. But it’s blocked by Kane, Kane hits a kick to the gut that breaks the grip of Kevin Bourne with the chair, and he kicks him off. Kane grabs the chair, and he measures up on Kevin Bourne, and he hits a chair shot to the head of Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne is down on the mat around ring side. Kevin Bourne is hurting, and Kane grabs a camera cord, and he wraps it around the throat of Kevin Bourne, and starts to choke him for a little bit, and he lets him get up to his feet, with the cord still around his throat, and Kane sets him up, and he throws him into the ring post back first. Kevin Bourne goes down on the mat, and Kane grabs him by the hair, and he throws him into the irng. Kane comes into the ring, and he waits as Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and he holds up his hand, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Kevin Bourne turns towards Kane, and Kane grabs him around the throat. But Kevin Bourne hits a few kicks to the gut of Kane which breaks the grip of Kevin Bourne. Kane is stunned, and Kevin Bourne charges to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, but he runs right into a big boot to the face that knocks down Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne rolls away from Kane, and he gets up in the corner. Once he’s up in the corner, Kane hits clothesline in the corner. Kane backs out of the corner, and Kevin Bourne stumbles out of the corner, and Kane picks him up, and he hits a back breaker. Kane goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope. Kane waits for Kevin Bourne who is getting up to his feet. Kevin Bourne is up to his feet, and turns towards Kane, and Kane leaps off, and hits a clothesline in the air that connects on Kevin Bourne.] JR-Kevin Bourne is in trouble here. King-Well, if he wants to be Extreme champion, he’s going to have to think of something. [Kane waits for Kevin Bourne to get up to his feet who is stumbling up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he turns around Kevin Bourne turns around, and Kane grabs him around the throat, and lifts him up in the air, and tries to drive him down into the mat with a choke slam. But Kevin Bourne is able to get out of the grip of Kane. Kane turns around, and see’s Kevin Bourne near the ropes, Kane charges at Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne counters with a drop toe hold that sends Kane throat first into the second rope. He bounces up, and Kevin Bourne is ready as he kicks Kane in the gut, and he hits a DDT that plants Kane into the mat. Kevin Bourne, and Kane are down on the mat as the ref starts his standing ten count, 1……….2………..3……..Kevin Bourne and Kane start to get up to their feet…..4…..5….both wrestlers make it to their feet. Kane throws a fist to the face of Kevin Bourne. Bourne ducks it, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Kevin Bourne hits a flying shoulder block that knocks down Kane, Kane gets up to his feet, and throws a wild punch that Kevin Bourne is easily able to duck. Kevin Bourne sets him up, and is able to drive him down for a back breaker. Kane is down in pain, and Kevin Bourne goes to the nearest turnbuckle, and he measures up on Kane, and he leaps off of the second rope, and connects with a second rope leg drop. Kevin Bourne goes into the cover on Kane. The ref counts the 1………2…….KICK OUT by Kane, and Kevin Bourne looks kind of shocked, and he rolls out of the ring. He grabs a chair, and he steps up to the apron, Kane is up to his feet. Kane is stunned, and he turns towards Kevin Bourne, and Kevin Bourne throws a the chair right into Kane’s face, and Kane falls back to the ropes. Kevin Bourne steps inside of the ring, and positions the chair where he waits as Kane is stumbling towards. Kevin Bourne hits a sit down face buster on Kane that sends him into the chair. Kevin Bourne sets up even though that Kane face first down into the mat, he runs to the ropes, jumps on the second rope, sets up, and hits the Franchized on Kane across the back of Kane!] JR-Kevin Bourne can feel the Extreme title in his grasp. King-Although Kane has been able to mess with him a lot lately, it might be a trick. [Kane is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kevin Bourne goes for the Check Mate, but it’s countered with a few elbows to the side of the head, which breaks the move. Kevin Bourne turns right into Kane grabbing him around the throat for a choke slam. Kevin Bourne gets out of it. Kane turns around, and Kevin Bourne puts Kane in a small package, the ref counts the 1……….2…….Kane shifts it, and pins Kevin Bourne’s shoulders to the mat 1……………2………Kevin Bourne tries to shift on Kane’s shoulders, but Kane knowing his positioning grabs the ropes on the blind side without the ref knowing to keep Kevin Bourne down for the final 3.] JR-Kevin Bourne was robbed. King-It was a hardcore match. JR-I don’t care there is a code… Samoa Joe- I don’t…respect..YOUR CODE! (“New Divide” blasts on the PA system as Ricky Ramon walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Ricky Ramon has been showing off his ability’s since returning to the EMF. King-But this is his first PPV match. Kris Gaffney-It is a bit different environment. (“Swagga Lie Us” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring along with the Godfather. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-New and Kane as a tag team hasn’t quite gelled. King-Well…why do you thin that is? Kris Gaffney-Maybe it was the first punch to the face? [Mike New and Ricky Ramon pace in the ring, and they lock up, Ricky Ramon hits a knee lift that doubles him over. Ricky Ramon hits a few fists to the face of Ricky Ramon. He whips him to the ropes, and Mike New bounces off of the ropes, and Ricky Ramon hits a back elbow that knocks down Mike New. Ricky Ramon doesn’t let Mike New get up, instead he hits a few fists to the face, and the ref complains about closed fist to the face, and Ricky Ramon lets up before he gets DQed, and Ricky Ramon gets off of Mike New, and waits for him to get up to his feet, and once he does. Ricky Ramon picks up Mike New, and he drops him for a body slam on Mike New. With Mike New down, Ricky Ramon runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Mike New hits a jumping fist drop to the downed Mike New. Mike New rolls into the corner, and Ricky Ramon waits for him to get up to his feet, and once he does, Ricky Ramon hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Mike New, the crowd whoo’s with every chop, and Ricky Ramon before the ref gets on his case again whips Mike New out of the corner to the opposite side of the ring. Ricky Ramon follows him into the corner, as Mike New crashes on the corner. Ricky Ramon hits a clothesline in the corner. Ricky Ramon backs out of the corner as Mike New stumbles out of the corner, and Ricky Ramon hits a kick to the gut, and he puts Mike New into a front face lock, and he lifts up Mike New up to the top rope, with Mike New reeling. Ricky Ramon hits a few fists to the face of Mike New, and then he climbs up to the top rope. But Mike New comes to life, and he hits a few fists to the face of Ricky Ramon, Ricky Ramon responds with a few of his own, but Mike New is able to block one of them, and he hits a few head butts which stuns Ricky Ramon. He pushes him off of the top rope, and he crashes on the mat. Mike New climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Ricky Ramon to get up to his feet, and Mike New leaps off of the top rope. But Ricky Ramon hits a fist to the gut that sends Mike New on to his knee’s to Jack Swagger’s approval. He sets him up, and Mike New hits a Russian leg sweep! Mike New is down on the mat, Ricky Ramon climbs to the outside, and up to the top rope, he measures up. Ricky Ramon leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a elbow drop that connects on Mike New. Mike New is down on the mat, and the ref goes into the cover on Ricky Ramon. The ref counts the 1………………….2…………………KICK OUT by Mike New!] JR-Almost three. King-I guess Mike New is not going down that easily. Kris Gaffney-No one expected he would, his mom on the other hand…. [Ricky Ramon looks like he thought that he should have had the match there, but New somehow was able to get out of that pin. So Ricky Ramon waits for Mike New to get up to his feet, and he kicks him in the gut that doubles him over. Ricky Ramon sets him up for a life sentence. He takes him down for a double leg take down, and he sets him up for a catapault, and he hits it. Mike New goes flying into the top turnbuckle. Ricky Ramon stumbles backwards. Mike New sets up Ricky Ramon, and he hits a german release that sends Ricky Ramon flying, and he flips in the air, and he lands on his stomach. Ricky Ramon is down on the mat, and Mike New and Ricky Ramon are down on the mat, and the ref starts hit standing 10 count. 1……….2………3………4…..Ricky Ramon tries to get up to his feet, and Mike New uses the corner to get up to his feet…….5…….6…Mike New is up to his feet, so this breaks the standing ten count as Ricky Ramon is also able to get up to his feet. Ricky Ramon charges at Mike New, but Mike New is able to counter this by side stepping Ricky Ramon, and smashing his face into the top turnbuckle, and Mike New hits a few fists to the gut, and he brings Ricky Ramon out of the corner, and he whips Ricky Ramon to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He lowers his head, Ricky Ramon goes flying into the air, and he goes crashing down on the mat. Slowly Ricky Ramon is getting up to his feet. Ricky Ramon is up to his feet, Mike New hits a running clothesline that knocks down Ricky Ramon. Ricky Ramon goes down on the mat, and he stumbles up to his feet, right into a belly to belly over head throw that sends Ricky Ramon down on the mat. Ricky Ramon is down on the mat, and Mike New goes outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He waits for Ricky Ramon to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Ramon turns towards Mike New, Mike New leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying shoulder block. Ricky Ramon is down, hurting, but not out. So he figures to go for one more move, and he picks up Ricky Ramon, and sets him up, lifts him, and drops Ricky Ramon for a power bomb! Mike New goes into the cover on Ricky Ramon, and the ref counts the 1…………2…………KICK OUT by Ricky Ramon.] JR-Almost three. King-Ricky Ramon is getting more from Mike New than he obviously expected. Kris Gaffney-Well we forget Cena was involved when he pinned him a few weeks ago in that tag match. [Ricky Ramon tries to get up to his feet, Mike New is ready for him. He goes for the House of Pain, but it’s counter by a duck under, and Mike New gets hit with a poke to the eyes. New is blinded, Ricky Ramon goes to the outside of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope, measures up, and goes right into a House of Pain, but he falls out of the ring. Mike New falls to the mat trying to shake off the effect of the move, and cursing what happened. He goes to the outside of the ring, and throws Ricky Ramon in the ring. Mike New rolls into the ring, and he goes into the corner, and waits for Ricky Ramon to get up to his feet, and New goes for the House of Pain again, but Ramon ducks it, and pushes him forward into the ref, the ref dives away. But Ramon hits a low blow which goes undected. Ricky Ramon sets up Mike New, and he hits a life sentence on Mike New! Ricky Ramon goes into the cover on Mike New, the ref counts the 1……….2………3] JR-Desperate men do desperate things, and Ricky Ramon survived this match. King-Yeah, but we know why Mike New is the IC champion too. ("Angel on my shoulder" plays over the PA system as first Velvet Sky, then Kelly Kelly, then Madison and finally Lacey make their way down the ramp. Velvet is holding Laura Cena in her arms. The BP complete their entrance entering the ring one at a time.) JR: The first 2 Divas eliminate tonight will be fired as per Hell on earth tradition... that can't make the BP too happy.... either way they lose at least one member tonight. King: But they could get rid of the champion, and win the championship. ("Walk, Idiot, Walk" blasts out as Christy Hemme makes her way down the ramp with the Women's title over her shoulder.) JR: The odds sure are stacked against Christy... King: You have to wonder why John Cena is allowing this match. Either his Girlfriend or his good friend is going to end up pissed off at the end of it... (When all the competitors are in the ring, the bell sounds and the match begins. Laura Cena slides out of the ring to watch. The BP quickly stand on one side of the ring facing Hemme, who looks worried by the 4 on 1 advantage. The BP seem to be arguing about which of them is going to attack Hemme first. Eventually Kelly Kelly runs forward and tries to hit a clothesline on Hemme, but Hemme ducks it. This allows Velvet Sky to grab Christy though and hit a suplex. The BP quickly circle her and begin stomping down on her. Hemme tries to protect herself but can't as there are so any of them. Eventually the BP pull her to her feet, and together they all grab Hemme and whip her hard into the ropes. The force is enough to take Hemme out of the ring but thankfully she has the smarts to get her body as low as possible so she ends up going through the ropes, and not over them, which in this match is not an elimination. Hemme lands hard on the floor though and the BP look annoyed. Lacey Von Erich says she is going to go and retrieve Hemme but as she gets near the ropes Velvet Sky dropkicks Lacey who is sent flying over the top rope and eliminated.) JR: Lacey Von Erich becomes the first Diva fired in this match. King: Oh... but she's so beautiful... JR: Another diva will soon join her though... the odds have got to be on Hemme. (Kelly and Madison look a bit shocked at Velvet's actions but smirk knowing that now they can eliminate Hemme together and their jobs will be safe. Kelly slides under the bottom rope and throws Hemme into the ring where Velvet and Madison begin to stomp down on her some more. Kelly slides back into the ring and joins the assault. Kelly then lifts Hemme up and hits the K2. Hemme is barely moving as the 3 of them continue to go to work. Velvet then picks her up and hurls her hard into the turnbuckle. She begins to take shots at Hemme in the corner and then positions Hemme on the top rope. She climbs the turnbuckle herself and seems like she's about to push Hemme down to the outside when suddenly "Bad, Bad Man" hits and John Cena emerges, with Laura Jones, the sister of his ex-wife, accompanying him.) JR: Well this is strange... I know we're in England... but I wasn't expecting a member of the Jones family to show up... not after the death of her sister occured in this very company. King: Maybe she's over it... or maybe... it's something that would drive Tomko nuts. (Velvet smiles down at Cena but seems to be questioning why he is out here. Cena walks down the ramp and then, much to the shock of everyone in the ring, particularly Velvet, begins to make out with Laura at ringside (Note- NOT his daughter, if that wasn't clear ). Velvet starts shrieking at him, and the BP members are also shocked and motionless and this gives Hemme the oppertunity to climb down and hurl Velvet over the top rope to the floor below. Christy's job is now safe, and Velvet Sky is fired from the EMF! Velvet gets up and runs over to attack Cena and Laura, but Laura out of no where hits a hard right hand which knocks her down. Cena and Laura make their way back up the ramp whilst Velvet is crying her eyes out on the floor.) JR: She's just lost her job.... her boyfriend.... and her whole life in a matter of moments. King: Probably serves her right... as hot as she is, she was a bit of a bitch. (We are down to 3 and the winner will be not only Women's Champion but the new head of the BP now that Velvet is fired. Madison and Kelly try and get their act together and run to attack Hemme, but she ducks a clothesline attempt, and then hits a neckbreaker on Madison. Kelly and Hemme begin trading blows with Kelly eventualy winning out and backing Hemme into the ropes. Madison then charges to try and clothesline her out but Hemme dumps Madison over the top rope, eliminating her and we're down to Hemme and Kelly. Hemme throws Kelly into the ropes and when she comes back, hits a big suplex on her. Hemme then goes to the top rope and measures Kelly for a cross body. Kelly gets up and Hemme dives but Kelly sidesteps and Hemme hits the referee. In the confusion Kelly is able to grab Hemme and hurl her over the top rope to the floor below, winning the match. However with the referee down there is no one to call for the bell. Suddenly Laura Cena, who has vanished before, comes out from under the ring, and hands Hemme the ugly stick.) JR: Laura Cena giving the stick to her stables rival? King: I guess she really is a Daddy's girl, and she wants to help out his friend? (Hemme takes the stick and slides into the ring. Kelly is trying to revive the ref and doesn't see it and Hemme blasts her with the stick. Hemme almost seems disgusted in herself for using it. She then picks Kelly up and hits the Twist of Fate. The referee comes to to see Hemme throw Kelly out of the ring, and calls for the bell.) JR: Hemme was eliminated, but the referee didn't see it, and she retains the title! King: Kelly Kelly was robbed here.... although it's hard to care with the odds Hemme overcame. (Suddenly a 2nd referee slides into the ring and argues with the first. Kelly gets back in the ring, and the 2nd referee raises her hand. The first referee argues against it, and raises Hemme's hand. All 4 people are now arguing about who the winner is. "Dirty Little Girl" then blasts out and Divas GM Mickie James come out onto the ramp, with a microphone, looking pissed.) Mickie: For the love of God! We already have 2 Women's Champions.... we're not going to make that 3. You refs better make a decision between you, or I will. And believe me you girls won't like it if I make the call... because it'll probably be based on who takes off the most clothes! (The crowd cheers this, and Kelly doesn't seem to mind it, but Hemme looks disgusted.) Mickie: Look I have the match contract here..... "Christy Hemme will defend her Women's Championship against all the members of the Beautiful People... the winner will be the last diva to be thrown over the top rope with both feet touching the floor"... well that seems pretty clear to me that the winner is.... (Before she can finish, she is interupted by one of the referees.) Referee: Sorry Mickie.... we think we got it... hang on... (The two referees walk away from Hemme and Kelly and begin to talk. They then nod in agreement. They slide out of the ring and one referee takes the Women's Championship. He then walks over and raises the arm of..... Laura Cena! The crowd and Mickie all gasp and no one quite knows what to think. Laura doesn't even seem to understand, and both Hemme and Kelly are gobsmacked. Micke shrugs her shoulders and nods, knowing that the decision is, technically, the correct decision. Christy slides out of the ring and picks up Laura, who is now holding the championship, and staring at it. She still doesn't seem to understand and can be seen questioning Christy as she's carried to the back.) (“” Blasts on the PA system as X-Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Who knows this man is. King-I don’t think even knows. (“If you Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring along with the World Championship. He steps inside of the ring, and does his normal poses.) JR-The Rock has fought long and hard for this. King-Yeah, but he’s also taken quite a load on himself, you got to wonder if that will ever come back to bite him. Kris Gaffney-Probably not, just like nothing ever backfires on anyone else. [The Rock and X-Tazte pace around the ring, and they lock up, and they fight for position. The Rock pushes X-Tazte into the corner, and he has the ref counts to 4, and the Rock slowly lets up, and backs out of the corner for a clean break, but X-Tazte seemly isn’t happy to end it like that as he takes a wild swing at the Rock. The Rock is able to duck this, and X-Tazte turns around, and the Rock hits a hard fist to the face that knocks down X-Tazte, and X-Tazte is on the mat. The Rock waits as X-Tazte gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Rock hits a few fists to the face of X-Tazte backs up to the ropes, and he tries to whip X-Tazte to the ropes, and X-Tazte reverses the whip, and the Rock bounces off of the ropes. X-Tazte lowers his head, and the Rock hits a kick to the face that makes him stand up in pain, and he turns around, and X-Tazte charges at the Rock. The Rock counters with a samoan drop sends X-Tazte down on the mat, and he rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope, and he gets up to his feet on the apron. The Rock hits a forearm shot to the face that sends X-Tazte flying off of the apron, and he crashes on the mat around ring side. The Rocks rolls out of the ring, and he picks him up, the Rock drops X-Tazte on the face. X-Tazte falls down to his knee’s holding his face, and X-Tazte gets pulled up to his feet, and the Rock tries to whip him to the steel steps, but X-Tazte is able to reverse it, and the Rock crashes on the steps. X-Tazte throws the Rock into the ring. X-Tazte climbs up on the apron, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he goes for a sling shot top rope clothesline that the Rock ducks. The Rock kicks him in the gut, and this doubles him over, and the Rock runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He hits a swinging neck breaker that takes down X-Tazte. The Rock hits a few of his trade mark stomps, and the ref finally pushes the Rock backwards, and X-Tazte rolls into the corner, and the Rock backs off, and he hits a few fists to the face of X-Tazte. He stops, spits on his fist, and hits a spit punch that almost sends X-Tazte out of the ring. He stumbles towards the Rock who kicks X-Tazte in the gut, and he hits a DDT. The Rock goes into the cover on X-Tazte, and the ref counts the 1………………2……….KICK OUT by X-Tazte!] JR-Almost three by the world champion. King-X-Tazte has to think of a way to get this match under control. Kris Gaffney-Or he would be JUST ANOTHER VICTORY…for the Rock! [The Rock gets up to his feet, and he waits for X-Tazte to get up to his feet, he stalks X-Tazte as he turns around, and the Rock sets up X-Tazte for the Rock Bottom, but it’s countered by X-Tazte who hits a few elbows to the face of the Rock. The Rock still tries to go for the Rock Bottom, but it’s countered into an arm drag that sends the Rock flying. The Rock gets up more angry than hurt, so X-Tazte to give him more time hits a poke to the eye, and he is stunned. X-Tazte grabs the Rock by the hair, and he throws him hard into the ring post, and the Rock is in pain, and the Rock falls out of the corner, and he is in the corner in pain. X-Tazte charges at the Rock, and he hits a drop kick to the face of the Rock. This gives him the chance to rest up as the ref starts his standing ten count. 1………………………2……………….3………..both X-Tazte and the Rock get up to their feet….4……….5……………6…The Rock throws a fist to the face of X-Tazte as they both get up to their feet at about the same time. X-Tazte is able to duck under, and he hits a double leg take down. X-Tazte aims the Rock to the nearest corner, and he hits a catapault that sends the Rock flying into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner, and X-Tazte hits a reverse neck breaker on the Rock. X-Tazte takes a few moments to rest up, and he rolls out of the ring. He climbs up to the top rope rope. He waits for the Rock to get up to his feet. Slowly the Rock climbs up to his feet, and he turns around, and X-Tazte leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying cross body block. X-Tazte goes into the cover on the Rock. The ref counts the 1………….2…………KICK OUT by the Rock.] JR-The Rock kicked out. King-The Rock kicking out of a finisher? Never saw that coming. Kris Gaffney-Like the Diamond Cutter today…you might not see it coming, but the kick out you will. [The Rock waits for X-Tazte to get up to his feet, and the Rock goes for the Rock Bottom, but it’s countered by X-Tazte who pushes the Rock backwards, and he hits into the ref. X-Tazte charges at the Rock, but the Rock counters with the Rock Bottom! The Rock goes into the cover, but there is no ref. The Rock gets up to his feet, and as he is up to his feet, he see’s the other X-Tazte coming at him with a chair, and The Rock takes him down with the spine on the pine! The Rock sets up, pulls off his elbow pad, signals for the People’s Elbow, and runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He leaps over X-Tazte, and he hits the People’s Elbow on the Non-match X-Tazte. But he gets low blowed by Randy Orton. Randy Orton hits the RKO on the Rock on the chair! He rolls out of the ring. X-Tazte (the one in the match) is coming to, and he throws an arm over the Rock. The ref counts the 1………….2……….3!] JR-Damn it, X-Tazte stole the god damn title! King-How many X-Tazte’s are there? Kris Gaffney-Randy Orton wasn’t an X-Tazte? King-You sure? It’s hard to tell…guess everyone does have a little Tazte in them. (X-Tazte gets the title throw on him as the camera focuses on the carnage as Hell on Earth goes off the air.)

EMF: Hell on Earth

(Copyright information goes on the screen. We go into a highlight video of how all of the matches tonight came to be. Once this ends we go into an introduction screen that welcomes us to Hell on Earth 2012. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage at the darken arena in England, and the lights turn on. Fans wave their signs, scream. Some signs say “AAAAHHH! Kris Gaffney Fan”, “I’m X-Tazte”, and “No you don’t, you don’t have any legs”.)

JR-Welcome to Hell on Earth, and what a show we have for you.

King-Yeah we have many great matches, all headlined by the World title match against X-Tazte and the Rock.

Kris Gaffney-But that’s not it, we also have many different matches tonight, so let’s get this night started.

(“All the things she said” blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Marc Mead is a former world champion, and is looking to once again do big things in the EMF.

King-Well, he’s finally an adult, and he wants to prove he can be as good now, as he was as a kid.

Kris Gaffney-It’s going to be still be a challenge as Marc is still getting back into the game.

(“I Came to Play” blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Last week the Miz made his debut by defeating Dewey Pond.

King-Pond is a EMF veteran, and has won many titles, so we know the Miz isn’t a joke.

Kris Gaffney-Unless you remember he’s a reality TV star.

(“Pain” blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Bourne is an interesting element in this match, he’s shown quite a lot in his time back.

King-But he has a championship match coming up.

Kris Gaffney- That must weigh on his mind too.

[Marc Mead, Kevin Bourne, and the Miz stands in the middle of the ring, they talk trash, and Kevin Bourne throws the first fist to the face of Marc Mead. Marc Mead goes down on the mat, and Kevin Bourne gets blindsided by The Miz. The Miz gets turned around by Marc Mead, and he throws a few fists, and Marrc Mead is able to answer with a few fists to answer back, and Marc Mead whips the Miz off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, but Marc Mead counters with a clotheslines over the top rope, and he crashes on the mat, and he turns around as Kevin Bourne is charging at him. But Marc Mead is able to counter it with a hot shot that sends Kevin Bourne flying into the top rope, and he stumbles backwards. Marc Mead sets up Kevin Bourne, and he hits a short arm clothesline that knocks down Kevin Bourne. Marc Mead backs off, and Kevin Bourne gets up in the corner, and he hits few stomps on the gut, and this stuns Kevin Bourne. Marc Mead before the ref gets in his face, and he hits a few fists to the face of Kevin Bourne, and Kevin Bourne is stunned. He whips Kevin Bourne into the corner, and Kevin Bourne crashes into the corner. Marc Mead hits a running shoulder block that stuns Kevin Bourne in the corner. Marc Mead turns around, and see’s that the Miz is up on the apron with a chair, and seemly that’s something that Marc Mead doesn’t like so he charges at the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he leaps off of the second rope, and he hits a spring board drop kick right into the chair which sends it into the face of the Miz. The Miz falls of the apron, Marc Mead gets up to his feet, and turns around right into the waiting Kevin Bourne who hits a t-bone suplex that sends Marc Mead crashing down hard on the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet, and knowing that he doesn’t have the time, he see’s Marc Mead dazed, Kevin Bourne picks up Marc Mead, and hits a whiplash spine buster. Kevin Bourne falls back on the ropes, and he takes the few moments that he has to rest up, and once Marc Mead is up to his feet, he charges at Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne throws him out of the ring, and Marc Mead lands on his feet, and once he turns around, Marc Mead goes for a fist to the face, and Kevin Bourne is able to duck it, and sets up, and he hits a back body drop over the top rope, and he crashes on the mat. Marc Mead is on the mat, and Kevin Bourne taes this chance to point at the crowd charges at the ropes, and jumps on the ropes, and he sets up, and he leaps off of the rope, and he hits the Franchized on Marc Mead. Kevin Bourne goes into the cover on Marc Mead, and the ref counts the 1…………………….2………….KICK OUT by Marc Mead!]

JR-Barely kicked out by Kevin Bourne.

King-Yeah, but it can’t feel that Marc has much more.

Kris Gaffney-He was a world champion for a reason though.

[Kevin Bourne waits for Marc Mead to get up to his feet, but before he can finish off Marc Mead with the Check mate. The Miz comes into the ring, and and he hits a low blow on Kevin Bourne he is hurting for obvious reason. Once he grabs Kevin Bourne, and throws him hard into the ring post. Kevin Bourne falls out of the ring, and on to the arena floor. Marc Mead is up to his feet. The Miz hits kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he runs to the ropes, and he hits a knee to the face. The Miz sets up Marc Mead and he hits a reverse neck breaker that takes him down on the mat. Mead is down on the mat, and he gets up to his feet in the corner. He waits as Marc Mead gets up to his feet in the corner, and Marc Mead gets up in the corner, and the Miz charges at Marc Mead in the corner, and he hits a clothesline in the corner, and he sits in between the ropes, and The Miz goes to the outside of the ring, and he climbs out of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope, and once he waits for Marc Mead to get upt o his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Marc Mead turns towards the Miz, and the Miz leaps off of the top rope, and he catches him with a flying cross body block, and he goes into the cover on Marc Mead, and the ref counts the 1………………….2…………….KICK OUT by Marc Mead. The Miz looks at the ref, and quickly he hits a baseball slide that sends Kevin Bourne falling on the apron, and he hits hard on the arena floor. Marc Mead is still down, so the Miz sets up for the Skull Crushing Finale.]

JR-The Miz might have this match in hand.

King-If he can hit it, and he then needs to hope that Bourne doesn’t get involved.

Kris Gaffney-That’s always the interesting part of triple threats.

[The Miz sets up Marc Mead, and hits the SCF. The Miz gets up to his feet, and he gets hit with the Checkmate by Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne looks like he’s going for the pin. But suddenly “Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kanes comes to isle. Kevin Bourne goes after Kane, and Kane and Bourne brawl to the back. Inside of the ring, Marc and the Miz are dazed, and slowly they get up to the feet. Miz goes for a wild fist to the face, but he’s able to duck it. Marc runs to the ropes, leaps off of the second rope, and he hits the Mead Kick V.2 on the Miz. Marc Mead goes into the cover on the Miz, and the ref counts the 1…………2…………….3!]

JR- Marc Mead wins this match.

King-Looks like Kane couldn’t wait for later.

(The EMF camera's get a shot of Dan Godwin looking happy with himself as he walks down the hallway, but suddenly Ashley Irvine stomps up, not looking happy.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Hey! You big JERK! That wasn't nice what you did to my daddy!

(Godwin spins around and then looks back and shrugs his shoulders as he looks down the hallway and turns to start walking off as he rubs his pretend World Title and starts to sing)

|+|Godwin|+| - I'm just a sexy boy...sexy...

.::Ashley Irvine::.-*she starts to laugh, and starts to sing too* sexy boy....*Then she remembers she's angry* Wait...that's not nice Mr. Godwin, you are ignoring me...that's even worse Mr. Godwin. That makes me sooooooo angry!!

(Godwin again turns around but again doesn't seem to notice anybody there as he doesn't appear to be looking downwards.)

|+|Godwin|+| - Must be hearing voices in my head

(Ashley notices this.)

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Down here!!

(Godwin looks down shocked)

|+|Godwin|+| - Woah...little people...

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Hey that's not nice!! I have a name! It's Ashley Christina Irvine! And you were mean to my Daddy! So...

(Ashley starts to shake her fist at Godwin. Suddenly Alycia Irvine shows, and looks at her sister, and says.)

.::Alycia Irvine::.-This is why I'll always be the awesome one, and she'll always...just be bubbly head.

(Godwin looks incredibly confused)

|+|Godwin|+| - You can't be Ashley, Ashley is a baby, you aren't a baby, you are a little person, and who are you?

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Baby? NO! But you're a jerkface!

.::Alycia Irvine::.-I'm her unfortunately her sister, her much better sister, Alycia. Don't mind Ashley. It was how she was born, because she wasn't the chosen one like me.

|+|Godwin|+| - Ashley doesn't have a sister and she's a baby, come on, who put you up to this? Is it Chris? He's been trying to get me ever since I set him up with that ladyboy...but I swear she looked like a woman, I didn't notice her adams apple.

.::Alycia Irvine::.-Chris? I don't know a Chris, other than our father. Are you on something,Godwin, unfortunately I am her sister.

(Ashley's still circling around, stopping everytime she shakes her fist.)

.::Alycia Irivne::.-Hard to tell, huh?

|+|Godwin|+| - Now I know it's a set up, come on where is Masters hiding? You'll have to do better than this Chris...

(Godwin starts walking off and pushing open doors and looking in the rooms)

.::Alycia Irvine::.-I have no idea what you are talking about, but this is not making me happy....

(Suddenly Ashley's fist shaking hits something, and goes crashing to the floor, her attempts to catch it fail and it smashes on the floor. Godwin startled by the noise stops looking in rooms and turns around.)

|+|Godwin|+| - Woah, calm down calm down, I don't know if you are who you say but you don't need to throw things down Ashley, why the hell did you do that for? Because you like Jericho think I did something to him?

.::Ashley Irvine;;. - It wasn't me...

.::Alycia Irvine::.-Your thick aren't you? We're his daughter's...and sorry guess I don't know my mind must be so superior to everyone else's that I can move things with it, and it just broke. Let that be a lesson to you.

(Godwin looks at Alycia and points at Ashley and seems to think for a moment.)

|+|Godwin|+| - Wait, it was you and not Ashley? I thought Ashley did it, you were over there and it was there, how did you do that?

.::Alycia Irvine::.-Just my skills...you really think that could do anything as cool as that?

.::Ashley Irvine::.-I'm soooo angry...Mr. Godwin makes me soooo angry....pooooor Daddy *she shakes her fist*

|+|Godwin|+| - Poor Daddy? He's got a freaking magician as a daughter, what else can you do?

.::Alycia Irvine::.-You don't want to find out...remember...I'm watching you

(She points to Godwin Uncle Sam style. Godwin looks worried and looks at Ashley and back at Alycia before slowly backing away.)

|+|Godwin|+| - Ok look I'm sorry, please don't hurt me, I didn't mean to hurt your daddy, I've seen enough, you age at will and can move stuff with your mind, leave me in peace.

.::Alycia Irvine::.-Well better watch out next time then.

(Godwin turns to run away but just runs into a door and looks paniced.)

|+|Godwin|+| - You shut the door...leave me alone she devil...

(Godwin opens the door and runs off down the hallway in terror.)

(“The Gambler” blasts on the PA system as the Gambler walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The Gambler won this shot a little more than a month ago.

King-Yeah, due to a double pin by him and Christian, Christian won the right to get the first shot, and failed, now Gambler needs to see if he’ll fare any better against the champion.

Kris Gaffney-Well it will help him get going again.

(“The Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring with the TV title along with Angelina Love. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan has been impressive since winning the TV title.

King-Yeah, but so has Gambler.

Kris Gaffney-He’s made imprints on my face with his fists…that’s impressive.

[Daniel Bryan and the Gambler pace around the ring, and they lock up. Daniel Bryan puts the Gambler into an arm bar, and the Gambler pushes Daniel Bryan to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and he runs into a wall known as the Gamlber. The American Dragon gets up to his feet, and the Gambler thinking that this match is going his way throws a fist to the face, and Daniel Bryan ducks under, and he then hits a drop kick to the leg. He goes down to one knee, and Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes and he hits a knee to the face that knocks down the Gambler. The Gambler goes down to the mat, and Daniel Bryan waits as the Gambler gets up to his feet. Once he does, Daniel Bryan hits a few kicks to the gut that stun the Gambler, and he whips him to the opposite side of the ring, but it’s reversed. The Gambler follows him in, and Daniel Bryan is able to get over the Gambler, but the Gambler catches him. The Gambler turns around, and he goes for a running power slam, but it’s countered by Daniel Bryan who slides off of the back of The Gambler. The Gambler turns around, and he see’s Daniel Bryan sitting on the top turnbuckle, and he charges at Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the face of the Gambler, the Gambler is dazed as he falls to one knee, and gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan hooks the Gambler, and then he executes a tornado DDT that plants The Gambler into the mat.]

JR-Daniel Bryan has been in trouble a few times, but has been able to neutralize the Gambler’s height advantage thus far.

King-That’s never easy.

Kris Gaffney-Trust me…I know..

[Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on the Gambler, and the ref counts the 1………….2……….KICK OUT by the Gambler with authority. Daniel Bryan is outside of the ring. He looks surprised at the power of the Gambler, and Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and he climbs up to his feet. Then up to the top rope, and once he gets up to his the top rope, he waits for the Gambler to get up to his feet. Once he does, Daniel Bryan goes for what seems to be a double axe handle, but it’s caught by the Gambler, and he drives him into the corner. He crashes into the corner, and then the Gambler hits a few shoulder blocks into the gut in the corner. The Gambler whips him to the ropes on the other side of the ring, and he crashes into the corner, and he sets up Daniel Bryan, and he hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends Daniel Bryan crashing down hard on the mat, and the Gambler waits as Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet. The Gambler hits a few fists to the face, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Gambler lowers his head, and he hits a back body drop that sends him flying through the air, and crashing down on the mat, and Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet. He throws a fist to the face, and the Gambler ducks it, and he sets up Daniel Bryan, and he hits one belly to back suplex, rolls up, and hits another one, rolls up, and hits another one. He rolls up one more time, and his the fourth belly to back suplex to complete the four of a kind.]

JR-The Gambler is closing in on this match.

King-He’s going to have to think of something.

Kris Gaffney-Further than just a new catch phrase.

[The Gambler grabs Daniel Bryan, but Daniel Bryan hits a kick to the side of the head of the Gambler. The Gambler stumbles backwards, and this allows Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet a little bit. But the Gambler is able to quickly charge in angry, but clearly this was Bryan’s plan as he drives down the Gambler, and he locks on the LeBell Lock! The Gambler fights it..fights it…and then taps out.]

JR-Daniel Bryan defends his title.

[The camera comes up in the back at CM Punk's locker room. Todd Pettengill is standing there and knocks on the door. CM Punk opens the door and pokes his head out.]

CM Punk: What do you want Todd? I'm busy and we have a main event that I'm betting is going to be full of surprises...

Todd Pettengill: CM Punk, I was sent here to give you a message that your father has been hospitalized in critical condition and it is needed that you fly out immediately.

[CM Punk doesn't hesitate a second. He goes back in the locker room grabs his bag and leaves on the spot. As soon as he moves down the hallway and out of site Randy Orton lurks out from around the corner. He goes into CM Punk's locker room. The camera fades out as the door closes behind Orton.]

(“Pain” blasts on the PA system as Kevin Bourne walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kevin Bourne has quite a test here.

King-But you got to remember, this is his second match.

Kris Gaffney-Well, Bourne doesn’t seem too effected right now.

(“Veil of Fire” blasts on the PA system as Kane walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kane is a monster, and it is not going to be easy for Kevin Bourne to beat him for the title.

King-Well we will see, this is something that we have been waiting for a month.

Kris Gaffney-Bourne has shown he hasn’t lost a step, but I don’t think he’s faced a champion one on one yet.

[Kevin Bourne and Kane pace around the ring, as clearly they are not very happy because supposively they were locked in a place for a certain amount of time. Kane throws a fist to the face, and Kevin Bourne hits a few fists to the face, and Kane is rocking backwards. Kevin Bourne runs to the ropes, spring boards off of the second rope, and go for what seems to be a second rope double axe handle. But Kane is able to counter with a upper cut that knocks Kevin Bourne out of the air, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and Kane hits a shot to the face that sends Kevin Bourne stumbling backwards, and he falls out of the ring, and on to the floor. Kane goes to the outside of the ring, and Kevin Bourne now has a chair, and he turns around and tries to blast Kane with it. But it’s blocked by Kane, Kane hits a kick to the gut that breaks the grip of Kevin Bourne with the chair, and he kicks him off. Kane grabs the chair, and he measures up on Kevin Bourne, and he hits a chair shot to the head of Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne is down on the mat around ring side. Kevin Bourne is hurting, and Kane grabs a camera cord, and he wraps it around the throat of Kevin Bourne, and starts to choke him for a little bit, and he lets him get up to his feet, with the cord still around his throat, and Kane sets him up, and he throws him into the ring post back first. Kevin Bourne goes down on the mat, and Kane grabs him by the hair, and he throws him into the irng. Kane comes into the ring, and he waits as Kevin Bourne gets up to his feet, and he holds up his hand, and slowly he gets up to his feet. Kevin Bourne turns towards Kane, and Kane grabs him around the throat. But Kevin Bourne hits a few kicks to the gut of Kane which breaks the grip of Kevin Bourne. Kane is stunned, and Kevin Bourne charges to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, but he runs right into a big boot to the face that knocks down Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne rolls away from Kane, and he gets up in the corner. Once he’s up in the corner, Kane hits clothesline in the corner. Kane backs out of the corner, and Kevin Bourne stumbles out of the corner, and Kane picks him up, and he hits a back breaker. Kane goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope. Kane waits for Kevin Bourne who is getting up to his feet. Kevin Bourne is up to his feet, and turns towards Kane, and Kane leaps off, and hits a clothesline in the air that connects on Kevin Bourne.]

JR-Kevin Bourne is in trouble here.

King-Well, if he wants to be Extreme champion, he’s going to have to think of something.

[Kane waits for Kevin Bourne to get up to his feet who is stumbling up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he turns around Kevin Bourne turns around, and Kane grabs him around the throat, and lifts him up in the air, and tries to drive him down into the mat with a choke slam. But Kevin Bourne is able to get out of the grip of Kane. Kane turns around, and see’s Kevin Bourne near the ropes, Kane charges at Kevin Bourne. Kevin Bourne counters with a drop toe hold that sends Kane throat first into the second rope. He bounces up, and Kevin Bourne is ready as he kicks Kane in the gut, and he hits a DDT that plants Kane into the mat. Kevin Bourne, and Kane are down on the mat as the ref starts his standing ten count, 1……….2………..3……..Kevin Bourne and Kane start to get up to their feet…..4…..5….both wrestlers make it to their feet. Kane throws a fist to the face of Kevin Bourne. Bourne ducks it, and he runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Kevin Bourne hits a flying shoulder block that knocks down Kane, Kane gets up to his feet, and throws a wild punch that Kevin Bourne is easily able to duck. Kevin Bourne sets him up, and is able to drive him down for a back breaker. Kane is down in pain, and Kevin Bourne goes to the nearest turnbuckle, and he measures up on Kane, and he leaps off of the second rope, and connects with a second rope leg drop. Kevin Bourne goes into the cover on Kane. The ref counts the 1………2…….KICK OUT by Kane, and Kevin Bourne looks kind of shocked, and he rolls out of the ring. He grabs a chair, and he steps up to the apron, Kane is up to his feet. Kane is stunned, and he turns towards Kevin Bourne, and Kevin Bourne throws a the chair right into Kane’s face, and Kane falls back to the ropes. Kevin Bourne steps inside of the ring, and positions the chair where he waits as Kane is stumbling towards. Kevin Bourne hits a sit down face buster on Kane that sends him into the chair. Kevin Bourne sets up even though that Kane face first down into the mat, he runs to the ropes, jumps on the second rope, sets up, and hits the Franchized on Kane across the back of Kane!]

JR-Kevin Bourne can feel the Extreme title in his grasp.

King-Although Kane has been able to mess with him a lot lately, it might be a trick.

[Kane is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Kevin Bourne goes for the Check Mate, but it’s countered with a few elbows to the side of the head, which breaks the move. Kevin Bourne turns right into Kane grabbing him around the throat for a choke slam. Kevin Bourne gets out of it. Kane turns around, and Kevin Bourne puts Kane in a small package, the ref counts the 1……….2…….Kane shifts it, and pins Kevin Bourne’s shoulders to the mat 1……………2………Kevin Bourne tries to shift on Kane’s shoulders, but Kane knowing his positioning grabs the ropes on the blind side without the ref knowing to keep Kevin Bourne down for the final 3.]

JR-Kevin Bourne was robbed.

King-It was a hardcore match.

JR-I don’t care there is a code…

Samoa Joe- I don’t…respect..YOUR CODE!

(“New Divide” blasts on the PA system as Ricky Ramon walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Ricky Ramon has been showing off his ability’s since returning to the EMF.

King-But this is his first PPV match.

Kris Gaffney-It is a bit different environment.

(“Swagga Lie Us” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring along with the Godfather. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-New and Kane as a tag team hasn’t quite gelled.

King-Well…why do you thin that is?

Kris Gaffney-Maybe it was the first punch to the face?

[Mike New and Ricky Ramon pace in the ring, and they lock up, Ricky Ramon hits a knee lift that doubles him over. Ricky Ramon hits a few fists to the face of Ricky Ramon. He whips him to the ropes, and Mike New bounces off of the ropes, and Ricky Ramon hits a back elbow that knocks down Mike New. Ricky Ramon doesn’t let Mike New get up, instead he hits a few fists to the face, and the ref complains about closed fist to the face, and Ricky Ramon lets up before he gets DQed, and Ricky Ramon gets off of Mike New, and waits for him to get up to his feet, and once he does. Ricky Ramon picks up Mike New, and he drops him for a body slam on Mike New. With Mike New down, Ricky Ramon runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. Mike New hits a jumping fist drop to the downed Mike New. Mike New rolls into the corner, and Ricky Ramon waits for him to get up to his feet, and once he does, Ricky Ramon hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Mike New, the crowd whoo’s with every chop, and Ricky Ramon before the ref gets on his case again whips Mike New out of the corner to the opposite side of the ring. Ricky Ramon follows him into the corner, as Mike New crashes on the corner. Ricky Ramon hits a clothesline in the corner. Ricky Ramon backs out of the corner as Mike New stumbles out of the corner, and Ricky Ramon hits a kick to the gut, and he puts Mike New into a front face lock, and he lifts up Mike New up to the top rope, with Mike New reeling. Ricky Ramon hits a few fists to the face of Mike New, and then he climbs up to the top rope. But Mike New comes to life, and he hits a few fists to the face of Ricky Ramon, Ricky Ramon responds with a few of his own, but Mike New is able to block one of them, and he hits a few head butts which stuns Ricky Ramon. He pushes him off of the top rope, and he crashes on the mat. Mike New climbs up to the top rope, and he waits for Ricky Ramon to get up to his feet, and Mike New leaps off of the top rope. But Ricky Ramon hits a fist to the gut that sends Mike New on to his knee’s to Jack Swagger’s approval. He sets him up, and Mike New hits a Russian leg sweep! Mike New is down on the mat, Ricky Ramon climbs to the outside, and up to the top rope, he measures up. Ricky Ramon leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a elbow drop that connects on Mike New. Mike New is down on the mat, and the ref goes into the cover on Ricky Ramon. The ref counts the 1………………….2…………………KICK OUT by Mike New!]

JR-Almost three.

King-I guess Mike New is not going down that easily.

Kris Gaffney-No one expected he would, his mom on the other hand….

[Ricky Ramon looks like he thought that he should have had the match there, but New somehow was able to get out of that pin. So Ricky Ramon waits for Mike New to get up to his feet, and he kicks him in the gut that doubles him over. Ricky Ramon sets him up for a life sentence. He takes him down for a double leg take down, and he sets him up for a catapault, and he hits it. Mike New goes flying into the top turnbuckle. Ricky Ramon stumbles backwards. Mike New sets up Ricky Ramon, and he hits a german release that sends Ricky Ramon flying, and he flips in the air, and he lands on his stomach. Ricky Ramon is down on the mat, and Mike New and Ricky Ramon are down on the mat, and the ref starts hit standing 10 count. 1……….2………3………4…..Ricky Ramon tries to get up to his feet, and Mike New uses the corner to get up to his feet…….5…….6…Mike New is up to his feet, so this breaks the standing ten count as Ricky Ramon is also able to get up to his feet. Ricky Ramon charges at Mike New, but Mike New is able to counter this by side stepping Ricky Ramon, and smashing his face into the top turnbuckle, and Mike New hits a few fists to the gut, and he brings Ricky Ramon out of the corner, and he whips Ricky Ramon to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He lowers his head, Ricky Ramon goes flying into the air, and he goes crashing down on the mat. Slowly Ricky Ramon is getting up to his feet. Ricky Ramon is up to his feet, Mike New hits a running clothesline that knocks down Ricky Ramon. Ricky Ramon goes down on the mat, and he stumbles up to his feet, right into a belly to belly over head throw that sends Ricky Ramon down on the mat. Ricky Ramon is down on the mat, and Mike New goes outside of the ring, and he climbs up to the top rope. He waits for Ricky Ramon to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Ramon turns towards Mike New, Mike New leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying shoulder block. Ricky Ramon is down, hurting, but not out. So he figures to go for one more move, and he picks up Ricky Ramon, and sets him up, lifts him, and drops Ricky Ramon for a power bomb! Mike New goes into the cover on Ricky Ramon, and the ref counts the 1…………2…………KICK OUT by Ricky Ramon.]

JR-Almost three.

King-Ricky Ramon is getting more from Mike New than he obviously expected.

Kris Gaffney-Well we forget Cena was involved when he pinned him a few weeks ago in that tag match.

[Ricky Ramon tries to get up to his feet, Mike New is ready for him. He goes for the House of Pain, but it’s counter by a duck under, and Mike New gets hit with a poke to the eyes. New is blinded, Ricky Ramon goes to the outside of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope, measures up, and goes right into a House of Pain, but he falls out of the ring. Mike New falls to the mat trying to shake off the effect of the move, and cursing what happened. He goes to the outside of the ring, and throws Ricky Ramon in the ring. Mike New rolls into the ring, and he goes into the corner, and waits for Ricky Ramon to get up to his feet, and New goes for the House of Pain again, but Ramon ducks it, and pushes him forward into the ref, the ref dives away. But Ramon hits a low blow which goes undected. Ricky Ramon sets up Mike New, and he hits a life sentence on Mike New! Ricky Ramon goes into the cover on Mike New, the ref counts the 1……….2………3]

JR-Desperate men do desperate things, and Ricky Ramon survived this match.

King-Yeah, but we know why Mike New is the IC champion too.

("Angel on my shoulder" plays over the PA system as first Velvet Sky, then Kelly Kelly, then Madison and finally Lacey make their way down the ramp. Velvet is holding Laura Cena in her arms. The BP complete their entrance entering the ring one at a time.)

JR: The first 2 Divas eliminate tonight will be fired as per Hell on earth tradition... that can't make the BP too happy.... either way they lose at least one member tonight.

King: But they could get rid of the champion, and win the championship.

("Walk, Idiot, Walk" blasts out as Christy Hemme makes her way down the ramp with the Women's title over her shoulder.)

JR: The odds sure are stacked against Christy...

King: You have to wonder why John Cena is allowing this match. Either his Girlfriend or his good friend is going to end up pissed off at the end of it...

(When all the competitors are in the ring, the bell sounds and the match begins. Laura Cena slides out of the ring to watch. The BP quickly stand on one side of the ring facing Hemme, who looks worried by the 4 on 1 advantage. The BP seem to be arguing about which of them is going to attack Hemme first. Eventually Kelly Kelly runs forward and tries to hit a clothesline on Hemme, but Hemme ducks it. This allows Velvet Sky to grab Christy though and hit a suplex. The BP quickly circle her and begin stomping down on her. Hemme tries to protect herself but can't as there are so any of them. Eventually the BP pull her to her feet, and together they all grab Hemme and whip her hard into the ropes. The force is enough to take Hemme out of the ring but thankfully she has the smarts to get her body as low as possible so she ends up going through the ropes, and not over them, which in this match is not an elimination. Hemme lands hard on the floor though and the BP look annoyed. Lacey Von Erich says she is going to go and retrieve Hemme but as she gets near the ropes Velvet Sky dropkicks Lacey who is sent flying over the top rope and eliminated.)

JR: Lacey Von Erich becomes the first Diva fired in this match.

King: Oh... but she's so beautiful...

JR: Another diva will soon join her though... the odds have got to be on Hemme.

(Kelly and Madison look a bit shocked at Velvet's actions but smirk knowing that now they can eliminate Hemme together and their jobs will be safe. Kelly slides under the bottom rope and throws Hemme into the ring where Velvet and Madison begin to stomp down on her some more. Kelly slides back into the ring and joins the assault. Kelly then lifts Hemme up and hits the K2. Hemme is barely moving as the 3 of them continue to go to work. Velvet then picks her up and hurls her hard into the turnbuckle. She begins to take shots at Hemme in the corner and then positions Hemme on the top rope. She climbs the turnbuckle herself and seems like she's about to push Hemme down to the outside when suddenly "Bad, Bad Man" hits and John Cena emerges, with Laura Jones, the sister of his ex-wife, accompanying him.)

JR: Well this is strange... I know we're in England... but I wasn't expecting a member of the Jones family to show up... not after the death of her sister occured in this very company.

King: Maybe she's over it... or maybe... it's something that would drive Tomko nuts.

(Velvet smiles down at Cena but seems to be questioning why he is out here. Cena walks down the ramp and then, much to the shock of everyone in the ring, particularly Velvet, begins to make out with Laura at ringside (Note- NOT his daughter, if that wasn't clear ). Velvet starts shrieking at him, and the BP members are also shocked and motionless and this gives Hemme the oppertunity to climb down and hurl Velvet over the top rope to the floor below. Christy's job is now safe, and Velvet Sky is fired from the EMF! Velvet gets up and runs over to attack Cena and Laura, but Laura out of no where hits a hard right hand which knocks her down. Cena and Laura make their way back up the ramp whilst Velvet is crying her eyes out on the floor.)

JR: She's just lost her job.... her boyfriend.... and her whole life in a matter of moments.

King: Probably serves her right... as hot as she is, she was a bit of a bitch.

(We are down to 3 and the winner will be not only Women's Champion but the new head of the BP now that Velvet is fired. Madison and Kelly try and get their act together and run to attack Hemme, but she ducks a clothesline attempt, and then hits a neckbreaker on Madison. Kelly and Hemme begin trading blows with Kelly eventualy winning out and backing Hemme into the ropes. Madison then charges to try and clothesline her out but Hemme dumps Madison over the top rope, eliminating her and we're down to Hemme and Kelly. Hemme throws Kelly into the ropes and when she comes back, hits a big suplex on her. Hemme then goes to the top rope and measures Kelly for a cross body. Kelly gets up and Hemme dives but Kelly sidesteps and Hemme hits the referee. In the confusion Kelly is able to grab Hemme and hurl her over the top rope to the floor below, winning the match. However with the referee down there is no one to call for the bell. Suddenly Laura Cena, who has vanished before, comes out from under the ring, and hands Hemme the ugly stick.)

JR: Laura Cena giving the stick to her stables rival?

King: I guess she really is a Daddy's girl, and she wants to help out his friend?

(Hemme takes the stick and slides into the ring. Kelly is trying to revive the ref and doesn't see it and Hemme blasts her with the stick. Hemme almost seems disgusted in herself for using it. She then picks Kelly up and hits the Twist of Fate. The referee comes to to see Hemme throw Kelly out of the ring, and calls for the bell.)

JR: Hemme was eliminated, but the referee didn't see it, and she retains the title!

King: Kelly Kelly was robbed here.... although it's hard to care with the odds Hemme overcame.

(Suddenly a 2nd referee slides into the ring and argues with the first. Kelly gets back in the ring, and the 2nd referee raises her hand. The first referee argues against it, and raises Hemme's hand. All 4 people are now arguing about who the winner is. "Dirty Little Girl" then blasts out and Divas GM Mickie James come out onto the ramp, with a microphone, looking pissed.)

Mickie: For the love of God! We already have 2 Women's Champions.... we're not going to make that 3. You refs better make a decision between you, or I will. And believe me you girls won't like it if I make the call... because it'll probably be based on who takes off the most clothes!

(The crowd cheers this, and Kelly doesn't seem to mind it, but Hemme looks disgusted.)

Mickie: Look I have the match contract here..... "Christy Hemme will defend her Women's Championship against all the members of the Beautiful People... the winner will be the last diva to be thrown over the top rope with both feet touching the floor"... well that seems pretty clear to me that the winner is....

(Before she can finish, she is interupted by one of the referees.)

Referee: Sorry Mickie.... we think we got it... hang on...

(The two referees walk away from Hemme and Kelly and begin to talk. They then nod in agreement. They slide out of the ring and one referee takes the Women's Championship. He then walks over and raises the arm of..... Laura Cena! The crowd and Mickie all gasp and no one quite knows what to think. Laura doesn't even seem to understand, and both Hemme and Kelly are gobsmacked. Micke shrugs her shoulders and nods, knowing that the decision is, technically, the correct decision. Christy slides out of the ring and picks up Laura, who is now holding the championship, and staring at it. She still doesn't seem to understand and can be seen questioning Christy as she's carried to the back.)

(“” Blasts on the PA system as X-Tazte walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Who knows this man is.

King-I don’t think even knows.

(“If you Smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring along with the World Championship. He steps inside of the ring, and does his normal poses.)

JR-The Rock has fought long and hard for this.

King-Yeah, but he’s also taken quite a load on himself, you got to wonder if that will ever come back to bite him.

Kris Gaffney-Probably not, just like nothing ever backfires on anyone else.

[The Rock and X-Tazte pace around the ring, and they lock up, and they fight for position. The Rock pushes X-Tazte into the corner, and he has the ref counts to 4, and the Rock slowly lets up, and backs out of the corner for a clean break, but X-Tazte seemly isn’t happy to end it like that as he takes a wild swing at the Rock. The Rock is able to duck this, and X-Tazte turns around, and the Rock hits a hard fist to the face that knocks down X-Tazte, and X-Tazte is on the mat. The Rock waits as X-Tazte gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The Rock hits a few fists to the face of X-Tazte backs up to the ropes, and he tries to whip X-Tazte to the ropes, and X-Tazte reverses the whip, and the Rock bounces off of the ropes. X-Tazte lowers his head, and the Rock hits a kick to the face that makes him stand up in pain, and he turns around, and X-Tazte charges at the Rock. The Rock counters with a samoan drop sends X-Tazte down on the mat, and he rolls out of the ring under the bottom rope, and he gets up to his feet on the apron. The Rock hits a forearm shot to the face that sends X-Tazte flying off of the apron, and he crashes on the mat around ring side. The Rocks rolls out of the ring, and he picks him up, the Rock drops X-Tazte on the face. X-Tazte falls down to his knee’s holding his face, and X-Tazte gets pulled up to his feet, and the Rock tries to whip him to the steel steps, but X-Tazte is able to reverse it, and the Rock crashes on the steps. X-Tazte throws the Rock into the ring. X-Tazte climbs up on the apron, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he goes for a sling shot top rope clothesline that the Rock ducks. The Rock kicks him in the gut, and this doubles him over, and the Rock runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. He hits a swinging neck breaker that takes down X-Tazte. The Rock hits a few of his trade mark stomps, and the ref finally pushes the Rock backwards, and X-Tazte rolls into the corner, and the Rock backs off, and he hits a few fists to the face of X-Tazte. He stops, spits on his fist, and hits a spit punch that almost sends X-Tazte out of the ring. He stumbles towards the Rock who kicks X-Tazte in the gut, and he hits a DDT. The Rock goes into the cover on X-Tazte, and the ref counts the 1………………2……….KICK OUT by X-Tazte!]

JR-Almost three by the world champion.

King-X-Tazte has to think of a way to get this match under control.

Kris Gaffney-Or he would be JUST ANOTHER VICTORY…for the Rock!

[The Rock gets up to his feet, and he waits for X-Tazte to get up to his feet, he stalks X-Tazte as he turns around, and the Rock sets up X-Tazte for the Rock Bottom, but it’s countered by X-Tazte who hits a few elbows to the face of the Rock. The Rock still tries to go for the Rock Bottom, but it’s countered into an arm drag that sends the Rock flying. The Rock gets up more angry than hurt, so X-Tazte to give him more time hits a poke to the eye, and he is stunned. X-Tazte grabs the Rock by the hair, and he throws him hard into the ring post, and the Rock is in pain, and the Rock falls out of the corner, and he is in the corner in pain. X-Tazte charges at the Rock, and he hits a drop kick to the face of the Rock. This gives him the chance to rest up as the ref starts his standing ten count. 1………………………2……………….3………..both X-Tazte and the Rock get up to their feet….4……….5……………6…The Rock throws a fist to the face of X-Tazte as they both get up to their feet at about the same time. X-Tazte is able to duck under, and he hits a double leg take down. X-Tazte aims the Rock to the nearest corner, and he hits a catapault that sends the Rock flying into the corner, and he stumbles out of the corner, and X-Tazte hits a reverse neck breaker on the Rock. X-Tazte takes a few moments to rest up, and he rolls out of the ring. He climbs up to the top rope rope. He waits for the Rock to get up to his feet. Slowly the Rock climbs up to his feet, and he turns around, and X-Tazte leaps off of the top rope, and he hits a flying cross body block. X-Tazte goes into the cover on the Rock. The ref counts the 1………….2…………KICK OUT by the Rock.]

JR-The Rock kicked out.

King-The Rock kicking out of a finisher? Never saw that coming.

Kris Gaffney-Like the Diamond Cutter today…you might not see it coming, but the kick out you will.

[The Rock waits for X-Tazte to get up to his feet, and the Rock goes for the Rock Bottom, but it’s countered by X-Tazte who pushes the Rock backwards, and he hits into the ref. X-Tazte charges at the Rock, but the Rock counters with the Rock Bottom! The Rock goes into the cover, but there is no ref. The Rock gets up to his feet, and as he is up to his feet, he see’s the other X-Tazte coming at him with a chair, and The Rock takes him down with the spine on the pine! The Rock sets up, pulls off his elbow pad, signals for the People’s Elbow, and runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He leaps over X-Tazte, and he hits the People’s Elbow on the Non-match X-Tazte. But he gets low blowed by Randy Orton. Randy Orton hits the RKO on the Rock on the chair! He rolls out of the ring. X-Tazte (the one in the match) is coming to, and he throws an arm over the Rock. The ref counts the 1………….2……….3!]

JR-Damn it, X-Tazte stole the god damn title!

King-How many X-Tazte’s are there?

Kris Gaffney-Randy Orton wasn’t an X-Tazte?

King-You sure? It’s hard to tell…guess everyone does have a little Tazte in them.

(X-Tazte gets the title throw on him as the camera focuses on the carnage as Hell on Earth goes off the air.)