EMF: First Blood

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, Jermiah Dixon!!!**)

[Jermiah Dixon comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, JOB Mysterio!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[("Booyaka JOB" blasts on the PA system as JOB Mysterio pops out of the stage, and keeps going. He is stuck in the roof, we go to commercial, and come back with JOB in the ring) JOB Mysterio gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Jermiah Dixon. Earl Hebner checks JOB Mysterio's boots and knee pads. (the bell rings) Jermiah Dixon with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on JOB Mysterio. Jermiah Dixon goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on JOB Mysterio. Jermiah Dixon gets up. JOB Mysterio hits Jermiah Dixon with the Asia moonsault bodyblock. JOB Mysterio chants start. JOB Mysterio hits Jermiah Dixon with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. JOB Mysterio climbs to his feet. JOB Mysterio jumps and elbow smashes the lying Jermiah Dixon. JOB Mysterio is back on his feet. JOB Mysterio gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. JOB Mysterio is hit with a backward kick. Jermiah Dixon hits JOB Mysterio with the belly-to-belly suplex. Jermiah Dixon chants start. Jermiah Dixon gets up. JOB Mysterio is writhing in pain from Jermiah Dixon's full nelson. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Jermiah Dixon breaks the hold. Jermiah Dixon jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on JOB Mysterio. Jermiah Dixon is back on his feet. Jermiah Dixon executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of JOB Mysterio. Now Jermiah Dixon standing. JOB Mysterio gets up. Jermiah Dixon pump handle slams JOB Mysterio to the mat. Jermiah Dixon sends JOB Mysterio to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Jermiah Dixon chokes JOB Mysterio with a microphone cable. (..2) JOB Mysterio gets knocked on the ground and Jermiah Dixon flips onto him. Jermiah Dixon gets up. Now JOB Mysterio standing. (...3) JOB Mysterio goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Jermiah Dixon. JOB Mysterio climbs to his feet. (....4) JOB Mysterio hits Jermiah Dixon with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Jermiah Dixon moves back to his feet. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Jermiah Dixon and JOB Mysterio move back to ringside. Jermiah Dixon and JOB Mysterio move back into the ring. Jermiah Dixon kicks JOB Mysterio in the head. JOB Mysterio gets back to his feet. JOB Mysterio hits a ropeflip moonsault on Jermiah Dixon. JOB Mysterio gets up. JOB Mysterio hits a flying karate chop right to Jermiah Dixon's neck. Jermiah Dixon gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. JOB Mysterio whips Jermiah Dixon's feet from under him with a side kick. JOB Mysterio stands up. JOB Mysterio hits Jermiah Dixon with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. JOB Mysterio climbs to his feet. JOB Mysterio hits Jermiah Dixon with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. JOB Mysterio jumps and elbow smashes the lying Jermiah Dixon. JOB Mysterio is up again. JOB Mysterio hits Jermiah Dixon with an elbowdrop. JOB Mysterio off the top rope with a dropkick, hitting Jermiah Dixon right in the chin. Now JOB Mysterio standing. Jermiah Dixon gets back to his feet. JOB Mysterio and Jermiah Dixon go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) JOB Mysterio executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Jermiah Dixon's head onto the floor. JOB Mysterio chants start. JOB Mysterio moves back to his feet. Jermiah Dixon gets hit with a diving elbow smash from JOB Mysterio. JOB Mysterio gets up. Jermiah Dixon takes JOB Mysterio into the ring. Jermiah Dixon punches JOB Mysterio repeatedly. Jermiah Dixon chants start. Jermiah Dixon throws JOB Mysterio off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. Jermiah Dixon gets up. JOB Mysterio moves back to his feet. Jermiah Dixon uses a legsweep faceslam to bring JOB Mysterio down. Jermiah Dixon pins JOB Mysterio with a rolling cradle. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

JR - We've got ourselves a winner!

JR - The winner of this match, Jermiah Dixon!!!

(Copyright information is shown as we are taken to a highlight reel that highlights the reigns of Wade Wilson, Walter Melon, and Logan Riley over the year. Fading into a highlight reel of their challengers for this evening thrown together with some classic First Blood footage. Transitioning to a introduction screen as blood boils around the screen, and the announcer welcomes us to First Blood 2018. The lights are off. Pyrotechnics shoot down from the top of the Mercedes-Benz Stadium. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and the lights turn on. Fans yell, and wave their signs the camera scans around the crowd.)

JR-Welcome to the biggest night of the year for the Extreme Measure Federation. Welcome to First Blood. Tonight we come to you live from the Mercededs-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Georgia. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. Joined by my broadcast colleagues Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King, tonight Logan Riley has quite the up hill battle.

King-I’m not sure if we have ever had a First Blood match at First Blood before, but if we haven’t….it’s about time, but I’m not sure if Logan Riley feels the same way.

Kris Gaffney-We have seen people lose a First Blood match on a small cut, even something as small as that could cost Logan Riley the match, and the championship.

JR-We have many other great matches…speaking of which, the first one is about to get under way

King-I’m sure he can’t complain, that’s for sure.

(“Crank it up” blasts on the PA system as pyrotechnics shoot out from the stage. The Big Show walks out on the stage, he walks down to the ring. Once in he eyes the cage. He looks focused, ready and confident.)

Announce: Ladies and gentleman. This next match is for the Extreme Measures Federation Television Championship. This is a Steel Cage match. Introducing first. Standing 7’0” and weighing in at 383 pounds. He is THE BIG SHOW!

JR: This is a massive human being and he is focused. We will see how Wade Wilson fares against somebody like this.

King: If I had to guess, not good!

KG: Who knows, he is the one who crumbled Sparta! So, we will see!

('X Gonna Give It To Ya'- DMX blasts over the loud speakers. Out from the back comes Paige and following is Wade Wilson. He plays to the fans on the stage on both sides getting them screaming louder and louder. He has both his half of the Tag Team titles and his TV championship around on another on his waist. Paige smiling and clapping in the center, Wade comes back slaps her ass and kisses her cheek. They both skip down the ramp slapping hands with the fans, TV title around his waist.)

Announcer: Now making his way to the ring weighing in at 210 standing 6'2" being accompanied to the ring by Paige, he is one half of that tag team champions and the Television Champion, the Merc With A Mouth, WADE WILSON!

JR: If anybody is capable of beating a man like the Big Show in this type of match, it’s this man. We are in for one hell of a slobber knocker!

King: I’m just happy Paige is out here!

KG: You can thank the Melon Gods for that King!

(Wade hands his tag team championship to Paige, kisses her and then gets inside of the ring handing the ref the TV championship. The ref holds it in the air and then hands it to the outside official. Wade gives The Big Show a wink and a double thumbs up as he stands in his corner waiting. The ref signals to both men.)

DING! DING! DING!

(Show immediately begins fast pacing right at Wade, Wade just smiles and wave at Show. Once close enough Show throws a hard punch, but Wade ducks under, leaps up and hits a pale kick. Show stumbles but doesn’t fall. Wade back to his feet, backs up and runs at Show. Once close enough Wade leaps into the air attempting a forearm to Show’s face, but Show catches him in a bear hug type position. Show violently begins shaking, turns and runs at the cage smashing Wade hard back first into it. Show uses the momentum to turn again and hit Wade with a hard belly to belly right into the mat. Show reaches down with one hand, grabbing Wade by the neck and lifting him to his feet. Show grabs Wade with two hands by the neck and whips him hard which causes Wade to lift up into the air and smash hard into the cage back first and crash hard into the ground. Show walks over, grabs the cage and stomps down hard twice on Wade. Show then begins to walk towards the door, the ref opens it. Out of nowhere Wade gets up and runs towards Show, Wade leaps up high, springs himself high up off of the top rope, pushes off of the cage and connects to Show with a moonsault off the cage finally knocking Show to the ground and the ref outside closes the cage.)

JR: I don’t think anybody really thought The Big Show was going to win right there. But it’s pretty clear this isn’t going to be easy for either one of these two.

KG: Guess that’s how the Melon Gods want it.

King: Let’s just hope Big Show shuts that Mercs mouth up, somebody’s gotta do it. How does Paige deal with that?

(Show and Wade both back to their feet, Wade swings connecting with a punch to Shows ribs, another to his other side of the ribs, a kick to Shows leg, a kick to the other side, Wade goes to throw a punch to Shows face, but show catches it. Show begins bending Wade’s arm back, Show lifts his free hand and brings it down hard into the chest of Wade and Wade drops hard. Show lifts Wade, throws him hard into the ropes, on the return Show grabs Wade with both hands and tosses him high into the air hard in the direction of the cage, but Wade is able to grab ahold of the cage from the air and begins to climb. Show runs over, grabs Wade’s legs. Show begins yanking Wade, but Wade isn’t letting go. Wade pulls one leg free and kicks Show in the back of the head, Wade steps onto the top of the rope and begins to turn around, Show then grabs Wade’s throat and picks him up, slamming him with a vicious choke slam sending Wade from the top rope to the mat violently. Show lifts Wade to his feet, again Show whips Wade into the ropes, on the return Show throws a hard punch, Wade ducks and continues. On the return Show attempts a big boot, but Wade slides under, stands up as Show turns around, Wade ducks a swing from Show and runs to the ropes and Show follows him, Wade leaps up, bounces off of the top rope, pushes off of the cage and attempts a cross body to Show, but show smashes him with a hard elbow to the jaw that seemingly knocks Wade unconscious.)

JR: BAH GAWD! WHAT A ELBOW BY BIG SHOW!

KG: I think Wade’s head is in the audience.

King: Hopefully he needs his jaw wired shut. He can be the Merc Without A Mouth.

(Show looks up on the cage, he walks to the corner, reaches up grabbing the cage. Show begins pulling himself up slowly. Once Show gets to the top of the turnbuckle, Wade begins moving. Show puts his feet on the cage, but Wade puls himself to his feet. Show sees this, turns around. Show leaps off of the top rope with both hands clasped together attempting to smash them into the top of Wade’s head, Wade spins out of the way, rushes to the top of the turnbuckle, quickly leaps off wrapping his legs around the head of Show and completes a hurricanrana. Wade rolls back to his feet, falling into the ropes and using that to catch his breath. Show begins climbing to his feet, on one knee, Wade rushes forward, Wade attempts to hit Show with a boot to the face, but Show catches the leg. Wade laughs, shakes his head and tells show “No, no, I was just kidding babe.” But, Show pays no mind, springs himself in the air tossing Show high up causing him to flip in the air, but Wade lands on his feet, has a surprised look when he lands and waves at Show, but Show quickly lunges forward smashing him with a clothesline that causes Wade to flip in the air and land flat on his stomach on the mat grabbing at his throat.)

JR: What a vicious clothesline from The Big Show! Right when you thought Wade was going to take control.

King: Who thought that? Not me!

KG: Merc Without A TV Championship is what we might be saying after tonight.

(Show lifts Wade to his feet, Wade noticeably groggy, still grabbing at his throat. Show steps back and attempts to hit WMD! But, Wade ducks under and Show punches the steel cage. Wade jumps up onto Shows back wrapping his legs around Shows waist and locking in a deep sleeper hold. Wade squeezes tight, Show’s hand bleeding from the cage, Show begins reaching behind him trying to grab Wade, but he can’t. He begins trying to pry Wade’s hands off of his neck, but he can’t. Suddenly Show begins slowing down, Wade squeezes tighter. Show grabs ahold of the top rope, stumbles to the corner. Show falls to one knee, but manages to pull himself back up. Show puts one foot onto the middle rope, Wade still on his back, Show pushes up into the air and comes crashing down back first right onto Wade breaking his grip, now both men lye there.)

JR: BAH GAWD! That’s nearly 400 pounds coming crashing down on to Wade, is he ok?

King: He thought it was ok to make fun of The Big Show Jr, obviously he isn’t ok.

KG: He also thinks Logan Riley and Logan “Showtime” Riley are two different people…

(Show sits up, pulls himself to his feet and rests in the corner as he catches his breath. Wade begins crawling to his feet, Show rushes forward, jumps up attempting to stomp on Wade’s back, Wade rolls out of the way, jumps to his feet and leaps up into the air connecting to Show with an uppercut to the jaw, which causes him to stumble back. Wade jumps forward hitting Show with a dropkick, causing him to stumble more. Wade up, runs to the ropes, bounces off and on the return jumps up onto the ropes on the side of the cage, runs across there ropes, leaps into the air hitting Show with a shooting star press off of the top rope knocking Show hard into the turnbuckle. Wade jumps up to the middle, makes the suck it sign across his crotch, then lifts one fist and begins reigning down punches, that the crowd counts.)

Crowd: 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9!

(Before Wade can throw the tenth punch, Show hooks Wade’s legs and pull shim up onto his shoulders in a powerbomb position. Wade tries to break out of it by throwing a couple punches to Show’s head, but Show turns, slams Wade hard into the steel cage back first, Wade bounces off and Show spins and completes a vicious powerbomb hard into the ring mat. Seemingly Wade is out. Show wipes his face and notices his bloody hand. He looks over at Wade and laughs. Show then slowly begins walking over to the cage door. On the opposite side of the ring, Wade slowly begins moving, grabbing ahold of the ropes. Show close enough where the ref opens up the door. Wade pulls himself up, Show grabs the rope on the opposite side and begins throwing one leg over the top. Wade rushes over, right as Show is lifting his second leg, Wade leaps up, pushes himself off of the cage and uses that momentum to smash a knee into the face of Show which instantly causes blood to pour out of Shows face and knocks Show back, still caught on the top of the rope with the Cage door open. Wade grabs Show by the head with two hands and jumps up, on the way down Wade brings Show with him, as Show falls off of the top rope, Wade uses his two hands to smash Show’s head into his knees and the ref closes the door.)

JR: BAH GAWD! I can’t believe Wade is still fighting!

KG: He can thank the Melon Gods Jr.

King: You know what I just realized? Doesn’t Wade look oddly familiar to Wadeo Wilsono?

(Show’s face bleeding, Wade pushes himself to his feet. Show using the ropes, struggling to pull himself up. Wade runs to the opposite ropes, bounces off and on the return Wade dives, attempting to spear Show, but show catches him, lifts him in a military press position, turns and face first into the cage Show drives Wade directly into it which also cuts Wade wide open as he slides down the cage and hitting the mat. Show lifts Wade up, he tosses him up onto his shoulders in a powerbomb position attempting his finisher, the RUNNING POWERBOMB! But Wade pushes himself up off of Show’s shoulders and as Show turns to face Wade, Wade connects with a superkick to Shows gut, Wade leaps up hooking Shows head and falls back with a vicious DDT. Wade wastes no time as he grabs ahold of the top rope, jumps up onto the top and completes a springboard moonsault right on top of show.

Wade back to his feet, again wastes no time and begins climbing the cage, the fans cheering him on. Once Wade throws one leg over the top he sits there, looks at the Show on the mat, grabbing at his face. Wade shakes his head. He manages to stand straight up on top of the cage, he looks out to the crowd and does the BANG! BANG! With his hands before he leaps off of the top of the cage with ASSASINS FLIGHT! Connecting hard to The Big Show! The fans erupt in cheers)

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

JR: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! WADE MAY HAVE JUST KILLED HIMSELF AND THE BIG SHOW! BAH GAWD WHAT A SLOBBER KNOCKER! Look what these men are willing to do for this championship!

KG: Nobody is dead, unless the Melon Gods want it.

King: If Wade wins, can we still wire his jaw shut?

(Paige on the outside cheering Wade on as he crawls towards the door of the cage. As he inches closer the fans erupt louder and louder. Finally the door cage is opened, crawling under the bottom rope Wade flops to the outside.)

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer: Here is your winner and STILL EXTREME MEASURES FEDERATION TELEVISION CHAMPION, THE MERC WITH A MOUTH, WADE WILSON!

Crowd: THIS WAS AWESOME! THIS WAS AWESOME! THIS WAS AWESOME!

Jr: What a tough fought battle for Wade Wilson to retain his championship. I think these two are going to have an all new respect for one another. What an incredible match!

KG: Look at all the blood, this is insane and this is only the beginning of First Blood!

King: The only good thing about that man, Paige…

(Paige rushes over to Wade to check if he’s ok. The official brings over his championship as Paige helps Wade to his feet. Wade grabs ahold of the TV championship hoisting it into the air, blood coming down his face. He looks into the ring at the Big Show, bloodied face as well as he sits there bleeding heavily in the corner. Wade looks to Paige and kisses her as we cut to a quick EMF advertisement.)

Walking to the ring, wearing a custom robe with "Muhammad Ali" name on the back. Before he enters into the ring, he walks on the apron to the nearest corner, climbing on it, The Rock-esque. Then Ali enters the ring and removes his robe and gives it to announcer. “High Volume” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omega walks down to the ring, and joins Muhammad Ali.

JR-This is the debut of Muhammad Ali.

King-I think he should talk to Ronda Rousey about debuting at First Blood…it didn’t work out too well for her.

Kris Gaffney-Then again, she was facing someone who was debuting in her first regular match.

Mans Not Hot by Big shaq blasts on the PA system. Out walks Killer Kross, and Desert Crow. They step inside of the ring talking trash to their opponent as they wait for the bell.

JR-These two have been in the EMF for a week or two, but I have been told they are no stranger to one another as far as being a team.

King-Guess we’ll see how that translate here, this is First Blood.

Kris Gaffney-Seriously…people need to talk to Ronda…or can she not move her mouth beyond that weird look she gives everyone to tell them?

King-Being knocked out twice in a row will do that to you.

[Killer Kross and Muhammad Ali start out in the ring. Killer Kross hits a few fists to the face, Muhammad Ali covers up. Killer Kross hits a few fists to the face. Killer Kross goes for a fist to the face, and he ducks under. Muhammad Ali ducks under, and he connects with a few body shots to the gut. Muhammad Ali attempts to whip Killer Kross to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Ali bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a hard shoulder block that puts down Killer Kross. Killer Kross gets up to his feet, and he’s dazed. Muhammad Ali picks him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Muhammad Ali backs into the corner. He measures up on Killer Kross, he runs out of the corner, and he connects with a knee drop across the face. Killer Kross pushes him down on the mat, and he goes into the cover on Killer Kross. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……..2..KICK OUT by Killer Kross!! Muhammad Ali yells for Killer Kross to get up to his feet, Ali waits for Killer Kross to get up to his feet, and Muhammad Ali pegs Killer Kross with one, two, three…he shuffles his feet, and connects with an upper cut that knocks down Killer Kross to complete the Ali Shuffle. Muhammad Ali makes the tag to Kenny Omega. Muhammad whips Killer Kross to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Kenny Omega hits a leg lariat that puts down Killer Kross. Muhammad Ali goes to his corner. He pumps up the crowd.]

JR-I’m surprised that Killer Kross survived that combination of punches.

King-But then again Ali didn’t pin him.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he wanted Kenny Omega to get a shot at it.

[Kenny waits for Killer Kross to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he picks him up on his shoulders. But it’s countered Killer Kross, he lifts up Kenny Omega, and drops him with a spine buster, both wrestlers are down on the mat, and they take a few moments to rest up. Killer Kross makes the take to Desert Crow. Desert Crow measures up on Kenny Omega, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he connects with a diving clothesline off of the top rope.]

JR-Desert Crow connects with the diving clothesline.

King-They should have kept Ali in there, he’s the greatest JR!

[Desert Crow makes the tag to Killer Kross. Kross comes into the ring, and he goes for a kick to the head. Kenny Omega ducks under, and dives to make the tag to Muhammad Ali. Ali comes into the ring hitting a shoulder block on Kross. Kross stumbles backwards. Muhammad Ali measures up, and he connects with the Decimation right cross. Killer Kross goes down out cold. Muhammad Ali goes into the cover on Killer Kross. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2……….3!!]

JR-Muhammad Ali gets back into the ring, and knocks Killer Kross out.

Kris Gaffney-He sure did.

(“Cross the line” blasts on the PA system. Nicole Ikeda walks out on the stage, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Recently Nicole has been in the BWO, but she is making an appearance on the main roster.

King-She’s too good to limit to one federation!

Purple and teal lights float throughout the arena as "Gossip Girl" starts blaring. Carolina Jenkins steps through the curtain with her best friend Jazz Simons standing beside her. The crowd bursts into loud boos as the two ladies just laugh. They slowly make their way down the ring while bad mouthing the fans. Carolina slides into the ring as Jazz remains on the floor. Carolina poses on the second turnbuckle while smirking towards everyone.

JR-This seems to be a trend tonight, there will be a lot of new faces debuting tonight.

King-That’s always a good thing.

[Carolina Jenkins and Nicole Ikeda stand in the middle of the ring, the bell rings. Carolina Jenkins lock up. Carolina is able to hit a knee lift that stuns Nicole Ikeda, and she hooks her, and she hits a snapmare putting Nciole Ikeda into a seated position. Nicole Ikeda runs towards the ropes, she bounces off of the ropes. She hits a knee to the face that puts down Nicole Ikeda. Carolina Jenkins hits a few stomps on the downed Nicole Ikeda. The ref makes Jenkins back off. She gets up to her feet, and Nicole Ikeda gets kicked to the gut that doubles her over. Carolina Jenkins follows up with a hard knife edge chop to the chest that stumbles back Nicole Ikeda throws a wild fist to the face. She hooks Nicole Ikeda, and she hits a belly to back suplex that connects. Carolina Jenkins crawls into the cover, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…….2…KICK OUT by Nicole Ikeda. Carolina doesn’t argue, she picks her up, and she puts her into a seated chin lock. The ref makes sure that it’s not a choke. Carolina holds on the pressure on Nciole Ikeda who takes a few moments on the mat to think of what she is going to do, so she finally starts to fight up to her feet. Once she gets up to her feet, she hits a few eblows into the gut. But before she can even get close to doing anything Jenkins grabs Nicole’s hair, and throws her down on the mat. She waits for Nicole to get up to her feet, she kicks her in the gut, and she connects with Blow Dem Cannons.]

JR-Carolina hits her version of the impaler DDT.

King-Her version is a choke hold!!!

Kris Gaffney-What are you talking about?

King-Sorry….had just another flash back.

[Carolina doesn’t go for the pin, she waits for Nicole Ikeda to get up to her feet, she kicks Nicole in the gut, she goes for her finisher, but Nicole Ikeda spins out of it, she picks up Carolina, and drops her with an double leg take down. Nicole Ikeda hits a catapault that sends her flying towards the corner she stumbles backwards, Nicole Ikeda hooks Carolina Jenkins for a back slide pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2….KICK OUT by Carolina Jenkins. Nicole Ikeda has to take a few moments to rest up, so she can’t argue with the ref.]

JR-Nicole Ikeda needs to figure out a way to put away this match.

King-What if she doesn’t want to?

Kris Gaffney-Then she doesn’t win?

King-Good pont…

[Jazz Simons gives encouragement to Carolina as Nicole is climbing up to the top rope, and she leaps off of the top rope for a splash. But Carolina is able to get her knee’s up. Carolina Jenkins gets up as Nicole is doubled over in pain. Carolina hooks, and drops Nicole with her finisher Oh! Carolina. Nicole seems out of it. Carolina goes into the cover on Nicole Ikeda. The ref goes into position, the ref counts 1…………2…………3!!]

JR-Nicole took a chance, and it did not work out for her.

King-I could have told her that it wouldn’t…stupid high risk moves.

(“If you smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring. He waits for his opponent.)

JR-The Rock has felt that Walter Melon has disrespected him.

King-Wonder if Walter offered to sell fruit to the Rock to make his pies.

Kris Gaffney-He probably could help him with his most favorite pie also….

(“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage. He yells eat your fruit as Jack Heyman walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-We should all be reminded that last year a long running extreme record ended at this event.

King-Daryl Prichard didn’t eat his fruit though.

Kris Gaffney-That’s probably a good point.

[The Rock and Walter Melon stand in the middle of the ring. The Rock trash talks Walter Melon. Walter Melon rakes the eyes, The Rock ducks under, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face. Walter Melon answers with a low blow. Obviously this is effective, Walter Melon grabs the Rock leads him over the corner, and he smashes his head on the top turnbuckle. The Rock turns around into the corner. Walter Melon hits a few body shots to the stomach area. The Rock is brought out on the ropes. Walter Melon whips the Rock off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, Walter Melon hits a back elbow that sends the Rock stumbling backwards. Walter Melon measures up, and he connects with a running clothesline that sends the Rock flying over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat around ring side. Walter Melon takes a few moments to yell to eat your fruit. Walter Melon rolls out of the ring, and he runs around ring side gaining momentum. Walter Melon jumps, and he connects with a front drop kick to the head of the Rock. The Rock goes down on the mat. Walter Melon is able to get up. He waits for the Rock to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Walter Melon picks up the Rock, and he runs towards the corner, and he smashes him back first into the ring post, and Walter Melon takes a few steps back, and he drops him with a falling slam. Walter Melon goes up to the ring steps, and he jumps off of top of the steps, he connects with a flying double foot stomp.]

JR-That should drive the air out of the Rock.

King-I doubt that that the Rock can appreciate it.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe the Rock does…you don’t know…why don’t you ask him?

[Walter Melon goes up to the apron, and he measures up, he jumps off the apron going for his fruit smash splash. But the Rock is able to get his knee’s up. This drives the air out of the Walter Melon. Walter Melon is slow to get up to his feet. The Rock is up to his feet, he picks up Walter Melon, and he drops him face first into the announcers table. Walter Melon stumbles around and the Rock hits a running clothesline that puts down Walter Melon. The Rock clears the table, and he grabs a monitor, he waits for Walter Melon to turn around. The Rock runs towards Walter Melon, and he clocks him over the head with the monitor. Walter Melon falls dwon on the mat. He’s in a lot of pain, and the Rock now has a Singapore cane. He smashes it over the back of Walter Melon he hits him again, and again, and again with it. Walter Melon yells with every hit Walter Melon turns right into a cane shot to the face. Walter Melon goes down on the mat, and the Rock throws the cane away, and The Rock throws Walter Melon into the ring. The Rock follows him into the ring. Walter Melon stumbles into the corner, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face. The Rock stops to spit on his hand for the next one, Walter Melon rakes the eyes. The Rock stumbles backwards, and he runs towards Walter Melon to attack. Walter Melon counters with a back body drop. He crashes down on the mat. Walter Melon reaches outside, and he gets hit with a pie to the face.]

King-Well….that happened…

Kris Gaffney-In fact…I do think that was going to happen…might as well happened at First Blood.

JR-STONE COLD!! STONE COLD!! STONE COLD!!

King-……I think we broke JR.

[The Rock slides into the ring as Walter is blinded. The Rock hits a fist, then another one, then another. It becomes apperent that it isn’t doing anything. Walter Melon does anything but shaking, he walks around the ring. The Rock hits fists. He turns one big fist. Walter Melon turns and yells “EAT YOUR FRUIT”. He blocks a fist of the Rock’s, and he hits a few fists to the face. He backs up the Rock. He whips him off of the ropes, and Walter Melon hits a big boot to the face. The Rock goes down on the mat. Walter Melon goes to the top rope, leaps off, and connects with the fruit smash splash. Walter Melon goes into tehc over on the Rock. The ref counts 1………….2………….KICK OUT by the last moment!!]

JR-I think that is the first time the Fruit Smash Splash has been kicked out of.

King-But it doesn’t count, because this is basically our Wrestlemania.

Kris Gaffney-Where finishers go to die.

King-So what…are we saying he fruited up?

Kris Gaffney-The Melon Gods….are confusing…

[Walter Melon rolls out of the ring, and he grabs a table, and he rolls back into the ring, and he turns around, and the Rock connects with the Rock Bottom on Walter Melon. The Rock throws his arm over Walter Melon. The ref counts 1…………2………….Walter Melon kicks out!! The Rock stares down at Walter Melon as he is getting up to his feet. Walter Melon runs towards him, and he hits a running clothesline in the corner, and he hits a clothesline. The Rock backs out of the corner. Walter Melon stumbles out of the corner. The Rock kicks him in the gut, and he connects a clothesline. The Rock picks up Walter Melon, and he puts him on the top rope. The Rock hits a few fists to the face. He climbs up the top turnbuckle. Suddenly the camera focuses on a wooden part of the First Blood set, when this happens.]

JR-What the hell?

King-The better question is….why the hell does the background look like 90’s New York

*Kris Gaffney shrugs*

(note-For those who don't know, Kevin Nash played Super Shredder in the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 movie.)

[A man breaks through, and is now on the stage. We know who it is now.]

JR-Oh my god…BROCCOLI LESNAR HAS RETURNED!!

King-Not just him…it’s a SUPER BROCCOLI LESNAR!!!

[Broccoli breaks a part of the First Blood set, he walks, and breaks another part of it. Then he see’s a giant watermelon, he goes over to it. Suddenly Ashley Irvine jumps out of it, and yells WATERMELON!!! Super Broccoli stumbles backwards, and the set falls on him.]

JR-Well…that happened.

King-It sure did.

Kris Gaffney-I’d ask if this is the end of Broccoli Lesnar, but he’ll be back…when it’s really….really funny.

[The Rock had been watching this out of no where Walter hooks the Rock, and hits a belly to belly suplex off of the top rope through the table. Both wrestlers crash down through the table. Walter Melon arm is over the Rock. The ref makes the count 1……………2……………3!!]

JR-Regardless, it worked well for Walter Melon on this night. (“Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Angelus has had success in this match.

King-He’s pretty short sighted about it.

Kris Gaffney-He really wants the IC championship.

King-The championship does need love.

"Happy" blares as Vultrix comes out in long tights and a leather jacket. He doesn't seem to care much about the fans as he walks down the ramp. He slides into the ring and leans against the furthest turnbuckle.

JR-There are many new faces in this match, but I do think Vultrix is the one with the least EMF experience.

King-Although, that doesn’t mean he can’t be successful.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks to the ring. “Heavy sits the crown” blasts on the PA system. Daryl Prichard walks to the ring. “Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He does his YES taunt down to the ring.)

JR-That’s not to say there will be a lot of veterans in this match.

King-All in which are looking to get back into a race for a championship, this is the way to do it.

“Mans Not Hot” by Big shaq blasts on the PA system. Killer Kross walks out on the stage. “Money Talks” blasts on the PA system. Randall Flagg walks out on the stage, and down the ramp. On the black screen, the words "Hear the Word" appear in white. They fade out and "Feel the Light" appears. That fades out and "See the Truth" appears. Finally "Welcome to The Fold" appears and as it does Lateralus by Tool starts up. Out walks Brother Jed in long pants and a button up shirt with a tie. We walks down to the ring trying to shake hands with the crowd. He walks up the steps and climbs through the ropes. He then removes his tie and shirt as the song fades out.

JR-These superstars are making their first appearance at First Blood.

King-That hasn’t stopped some of the greats in the past.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see if they have what it takes. They have the opportunity tonight.

[Angelus Archer, Jedidiah Stone, Tony Ikeda, Daryl Prichard, Killer Kross, Randall Flagg, Vultrix, and Daniel Bryan stand in the ring. They wait for the bell ring to. The bell rings, and the wrestlers run towards each other throwing fists to the face. Angelus Archer and Tony Ikeda are throwing fists to the face. Tony Ikeda is able to duck a fist by Angelus Archer. Tony Ikeda hooks Angelus Archer, and he lifts up Angelus Archer. Angelus is able to block the full nelson move into a snapmare that sends Tony Ikeda flying across the ring. Tony Ikeda gets up stunned. Angelus Archer runs towards Tony Ikeda, and he connects with a running clothesline that sends Tony Ikeda flying over the top rope, and he crashes down hard on the mat around ring side. Angelus Archer decides to get out of the ring as there is a lot of chaos right now in the ring, and he doesn’t want to get attacked from behind. Angelus Archer goes to the outside of the ring, he pulls up Tony Ikeda by his hair, and he leads him over to the ring steps, and he smashes his face into the ring steps.]

JR-Action all over the place, it’s hard to call.

King-If only we focused on two people at the time.

Kris Gaffney-But then we would miss all the epic stuff that is going on…away from Tony Ikeda, and Angelus.

King-True…it is a once in a life time event…whatever is happening…

[Inside of the ring, Daniel Bryan is firing up by hitting a few kicks to the ribs, and legs of Vultrix. Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and Vultrix connects with a front drop kick to the face that puts down Daniel Bryan down on the mat. Daniel Bryan dazed gets up, stumbles around the ring. Vultrix picks up Daniel Bryan, and he puts him on his shoulder. He runs out, and he hits a running power slam on Daniel Bryan. The ref counts 1……………..2……..Angelus Archer breaks up the pin. Vultrix gets up, he runs at Angelus. Angelus ducks the rope, and Vultrix falls out of the ring. Daniel Bryan stumbles up to his feet, and Angelus drops him with the Slain. Angelus goes into the cover on Bryan, the ref counts 1……………2………3!!]

JR-Angelus Archer gets the first fall.

King-That was quick.

Kris Gaffney-Guess Angelus didn’t want to leave any doubt.

[Vultrix is getting up on the outside of the ring, Killer Kross is on the attack with him, hitting a few kicks, and punches. He connects with a reverse jaw breaker. Vultrix stumbles backwards. Killer Kross hits a standing drop kick, still he only stumbles back. Killer Kross backs up realizing he needs to get momentum to bring down Vultrix. Killer Kross runs at Vultrix. He jumps at Vultrix. Vultrix picks up Killer Kross, he holds him for a few moments, and he throws him over his head with a fall away slam. Killer Kross gets up by the ring post. Vultrix runs to the corner, and he smashes him between the ring post, and himself. Killer Kross falls down on the mat. Vultrix sets up a table, he sets up Killer Kross, and he drops him with a power bomb through the table!!]

JR-Killer Kross was broken in half there.

King-After being smushed.

Kris Gaffney-Guess you can’t blame him for trying to take advantage.

[Tony Ikeda comes from behind Vultrix, and he drops him with a full nelson slam on Vultrix. Tony Ikeda picks up Vultrix, and throws him into the ring. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Vultrix. The ref counts 1…………..2…..Jedidiah Stone breaks up the count. Stone waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet, Jedidiah goes for a kick to the gut, Tony Ikeda catches it, and Stone connects with an ezuguri. Tony Ikeda stumbles around, he falls backwards, and Stone kicks Tony Ikeda in the gut, he hooks him, and he connects with a fisherman suplex with a bridge. The ref counts 1………….2…………Daryl Prichard breaks up the count. Daryl Prichard backs up, and he waits for Stone to get up to his feet, and Daryl Prichard connects with the Stone Fist on Jedidiah Stone!! Daryl goes into the cover on Stone, the ref counts 1………KICK OUT by Jedidiah Stone.]

JR-Jedidiah kicks out of the Stone Fist.

King-In hindsight…Daryl should have saw that coming….

Kris Gaffney-I was disappointed the all rock match didn’t happen a few weeks ago.

[Daryl Prichard gets up to his feet, and out of no where Randall Flagg connects with the Cash in. Randall Flagg goes into the cover on Daryl Prichard. The ref goes inot position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………KICK OUT by Daryl Prichard. Randall Flagg gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan hits the running knee to the face on Randall Flagg!!]

JR-Daniel Bryan connects with the running knee.

King-Somewhere Mastermind isn’t a fan.

Kris Gaffney-Probably not.

[Tony Ikeda is in the ring. Daniel Bryan runs at him, and he connects with a running clothesline over the top rope that sends him, and Daniel Bryan out of the ring. With a lot of the superstars on the mat. VUltrix comes into the picture connecting with the Vutrix press on Daryl Prichard. Vultirix goes into the cover on Daryl Prichard, The ref counts 1……….2…………3!!]

JR-Vultrix gets the second pinfall.

Kris Gaffney-First Blood has not been kind to Daryl Prichard.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage. He’s about to throw grapes, when suddenly a bunch of grapes fall on him. He walks through them eating them, shrugging it off, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-That was an odd entrance.

King-The Melon Gods approve though.

Kris Gaffney-They must…

Lights dim and flash blue as "Black Sails"- Black McCreary blasts. Smoke begins to shoot from the ramp as "The One" Austin Joseph walks out from the back.

"Making his way to the ring. Hailing from Florence Oregon. He's weighing in at 245 pounds and he stands at 6'5" He is THE ONE!

He throws his arms in the air as fireworks blast from the stage and begins his descend to the ring. He leaps up onto the ring apron, then he leaps over the top rope doing a flip and rolling so he sits with his legs crossed in the center of the ring. He looks side to side, then slides himself to his corner and puts both hands on the middle rope remaining seated. Staring, waiting for the match to begin.

JR-Since arriving on the scene, man known as “the One” has impressed a lot.

King-So much he’s also in the main event.

Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure if anyone has ever became the IC, then the world champion in one night before.

[Kenny Omegrape stands in the middle of the ring getting the crowd pumped up. “The One” Austin Joseph see’s ready for him, Kenny yells eat your fruit. Austin shakes his head, this weirds Kenny Omegrape out, he runs towards Austin Joseph. Austin Joseph is able to take him down with a drop toe hold that puts Kenny Omegrape on his face. Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet, and Austin Joseph kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and he drops him with a sit down face buster. Austin Joseph goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into positin to make the count, the ref counts 1……2..KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Kenny tries to get up to his feet, but Austin Joseph is able to bring down with a double axe handle that hits the back of his neck. He gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape picks him up, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. Kenny Omegrape bounces off of the ropes, and he goes for a clothesline that ducks under. Kenny Omegrape bounces off of the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a power slam. “The One” Austin Joseph goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…….2…KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape gets pulled up to his feet, and he picks up Kenny Omegrape over his shoulder. Kenny Omegrape is able to slide out of the back of Austin Joseph. Kenny Omegrape runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. “The One” Austin Jospeh is able to counter with a one man flap jack that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat.]

JR-Kenny seemed like to have momentum, but that went south quickly.

King-Reminds me of he should not be named.

Kris Gaffney-But he certainly goes north.

King-Except when he doesn’t…

[Kenny Omegrape bounces up, holding his mid section. Austin Joseph picks up Kenny OMegrape over his shoulder, he tries to run out of the corner with a running power slam.B ut Kenny Omegrape is able to slide out of the back of Austin Joseph. Kenny Omegrape is now on the top rope. Austin Joseph runs towards Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape hits a boot to the face that makes him back up. Kenny OMegrape jumps off of the turnbuckle, and he connects with a missile drop kick. Kenny can’t capitalize on it however, as he has already taken quite a few moves before hand. Kenny Omegrape is slow to get up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet. Austin Joseph runs towards Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape counters with a hot shot that sends him flying through the air. Austin Joseph neck hits the top rope, he stumbles out of the corner. Kenny OMegrape hits a kick to the gut that doubles over “the One” Austin Joseph. He hooks him with a vertical suplex. He hooks the leg, and he connects with a fisherman suplex with a bridge into a pinning combination. The ref counts 1………………2…………..Austin Joseph is able to kick out breaking the pinning combination. Kenny Omegrape looks towards Austin Joseph as he gets up to his feet. He yells he’s going to end this match as he turns towards Austin Joseph who is having issues getting up to his feet.]

JR-The IC champion is currently in control of this match.

King-Currently?

Kris Gaffney-Guess things do change.

[Kenny Omegrape picks up Austin Joseph. Austin Joseph lifts up Kenny and connects with an inverted atomic drop. He stumbles backwards into the corner. Austin Joseph runs at Kenny, Kenny counters with a boot to the face. Kenny climbs up to the second rope as Austin Joseph stumbles backwards. Kenny Omegrape jumps in the air for a move, but “The One” Austin Joseph spears Kenny Omegrape out of the air with the One and Only. Kenny is down. Austin Joseph goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref counts 1………..2……….3!!]

JR-That’s it!! We have a new IC champion!!

King-Well…Edge allowed it to happen, so I think were all winners here.

Kris Gaffney-Definitely.