EMF: First Blood

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, Jermiah Dixon!!!**)

[Jermiah Dixon comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, JOB Mysterio!!! (crowd cheers ***)

[("Booyaka JOB" blasts on the PA system as JOB Mysterio pops out of the stage, and keeps going. He is stuck in the roof, we go to commercial, and come back with JOB in the ring) JOB Mysterio gets nailed with a charging axhandle bodyblock from Jermiah Dixon. Earl Hebner checks JOB Mysterio's boots and knee pads. (the bell rings) Jermiah Dixon with an impressive flying spinning leg lariat on JOB Mysterio. Jermiah Dixon goes off the top and hits a flying sitdown splash on JOB Mysterio. Jermiah Dixon gets up. JOB Mysterio hits Jermiah Dixon with the Asia moonsault bodyblock. JOB Mysterio chants start. JOB Mysterio hits Jermiah Dixon with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. JOB Mysterio climbs to his feet. JOB Mysterio jumps and elbow smashes the lying Jermiah Dixon. JOB Mysterio is back on his feet. JOB Mysterio gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. JOB Mysterio is hit with a backward kick. Jermiah Dixon hits JOB Mysterio with the belly-to-belly suplex. Jermiah Dixon chants start. Jermiah Dixon gets up. JOB Mysterio is writhing in pain from Jermiah Dixon's full nelson. Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Jermiah Dixon breaks the hold. Jermiah Dixon jumps off the turnbuckle with the flying bodypress on JOB Mysterio. Jermiah Dixon is back on his feet. Jermiah Dixon executes a flying knee drop right to the gut of JOB Mysterio. Now Jermiah Dixon standing. JOB Mysterio gets up. Jermiah Dixon pump handle slams JOB Mysterio to the mat. Jermiah Dixon sends JOB Mysterio to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Jermiah Dixon chokes JOB Mysterio with a microphone cable. (..2) JOB Mysterio gets knocked on the ground and Jermiah Dixon flips onto him. Jermiah Dixon gets up. Now JOB Mysterio standing. (...3) JOB Mysterio goes off the top turnbuckle and double foot stomps Jermiah Dixon. JOB Mysterio climbs to his feet. (....4) JOB Mysterio hits Jermiah Dixon with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. Jermiah Dixon moves back to his feet. (.....5) They fight into the aisle. Jermiah Dixon and JOB Mysterio move back to ringside. Jermiah Dixon and JOB Mysterio move back into the ring. Jermiah Dixon kicks JOB Mysterio in the head. JOB Mysterio gets back to his feet. JOB Mysterio hits a ropeflip moonsault on Jermiah Dixon. JOB Mysterio gets up. JOB Mysterio hits a flying karate chop right to Jermiah Dixon's neck. Jermiah Dixon gets caught with an elbowsmash to the face. JOB Mysterio whips Jermiah Dixon's feet from under him with a side kick. JOB Mysterio stands up. JOB Mysterio hits Jermiah Dixon with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. JOB Mysterio climbs to his feet. JOB Mysterio hits Jermiah Dixon with an elbowdrop from the second turnbuckle. JOB Mysterio jumps and elbow smashes the lying Jermiah Dixon. JOB Mysterio is up again. JOB Mysterio hits Jermiah Dixon with an elbowdrop. JOB Mysterio off the top rope with a dropkick, hitting Jermiah Dixon right in the chin. Now JOB Mysterio standing. Jermiah Dixon gets back to his feet. JOB Mysterio and Jermiah Dixon go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) JOB Mysterio executes a springboard bulldog, slamming Jermiah Dixon's head onto the floor. JOB Mysterio chants start. JOB Mysterio moves back to his feet. Jermiah Dixon gets hit with a diving elbow smash from JOB Mysterio. JOB Mysterio gets up. Jermiah Dixon takes JOB Mysterio into the ring. Jermiah Dixon punches JOB Mysterio repeatedly. Jermiah Dixon chants start. Jermiah Dixon throws JOB Mysterio off the ropes and hits him with a cross-body block. Jermiah Dixon gets up. JOB Mysterio moves back to his feet. Jermiah Dixon uses a legsweep faceslam to bring JOB Mysterio down. Jermiah Dixon pins JOB Mysterio with a rolling cradle. Earl Hebner counts. ...1 ...2 ...3 ]

JR - We've got ourselves a winner!

JR - The winner of this match, Jermiah Dixon!!!

(Copyright information is shown as we are taken to a highlight reel that highlights the reigns of Wade Wilson, Walter Melon, and Logan Riley over the year. Fading into a highlight reel of their challengers for this evening thrown together with some classic First Blood footage. Transitioning to a introduction screen as blood boils around the screen, and the announcer welcomes us to First Blood 2018. The lights are off. Pyrotechnics shoot down from the top of the Mercedes-Benz Stadium. Pyrotechnics blasts on the stage, and the lights turn on. Fans yell, and wave their signs the camera scans around the crowd.)

JR-Welcome to the biggest night of the year for the Extreme Measure Federation. Welcome to First Blood. Tonight we come to you live from the Mercededs-Benz Stadium in Atlanta, Georgia. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. Joined by my broadcast colleagues Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King, tonight Logan Riley has quite the up hill battle.

King-I’m not sure if we have ever had a First Blood match at First Blood before, but if we haven’t….it’s about time, but I’m not sure if Logan Riley feels the same way.

Kris Gaffney-We have seen people lose a First Blood match on a small cut, even something as small as that could cost Logan Riley the match, and the championship.

JR-We have many other great matches…speaking of which, the first one is about to get under way

King-I’m sure he can’t complain, that’s for sure.

(“Crank it up” blasts on the PA system as pyrotechnics shoot out from the stage. The Big Show walks out on the stage, he walks down to the ring. Once in he eyes the cage. He looks focused, ready and confident.)

Announce: Ladies and gentleman. This next match is for the Extreme Measures Federation Television Championship. This is a Steel Cage match. Introducing first. Standing 7’0” and weighing in at 383 pounds. He is THE BIG SHOW!

JR: This is a massive human being and he is focused. We will see how Wade Wilson fares against somebody like this.

King: If I had to guess, not good!

KG: Who knows, he is the one who crumbled Sparta! So, we will see!

('X Gonna Give It To Ya'- DMX blasts over the loud speakers. Out from the back comes Paige and following is Wade Wilson. He plays to the fans on the stage on both sides getting them screaming louder and louder. He has both his half of the Tag Team titles and his TV championship around on another on his waist. Paige smiling and clapping in the center, Wade comes back slaps her ass and kisses her cheek. They both skip down the ramp slapping hands with the fans, TV title around his waist.)

Announcer: Now making his way to the ring weighing in at 210 standing 6'2" being accompanied to the ring by Paige, he is one half of that tag team champions and the Television Champion, the Merc With A Mouth, WADE WILSON!

JR: If anybody is capable of beating a man like the Big Show in this type of match, it’s this man. We are in for one hell of a slobber knocker!

King: I’m just happy Paige is out here!

KG: You can thank the Melon Gods for that King!

(Wade hands his tag team championship to Paige, kisses her and then gets inside of the ring handing the ref the TV championship. The ref holds it in the air and then hands it to the outside official. Wade gives The Big Show a wink and a double thumbs up as he stands in his corner waiting. The ref signals to both men.)

DING! DING! DING!

(Show immediately begins fast pacing right at Wade, Wade just smiles and wave at Show. Once close enough Show throws a hard punch, but Wade ducks under, leaps up and hits a pale kick. Show stumbles but doesn’t fall. Wade back to his feet, backs up and runs at Show. Once close enough Wade leaps into the air attempting a forearm to Show’s face, but Show catches him in a bear hug type position. Show violently begins shaking, turns and runs at the cage smashing Wade hard back first into it. Show uses the momentum to turn again and hit Wade with a hard belly to belly right into the mat. Show reaches down with one hand, grabbing Wade by the neck and lifting him to his feet. Show grabs Wade with two hands by the neck and whips him hard which causes Wade to lift up into the air and smash hard into the cage back first and crash hard into the ground. Show walks over, grabs the cage and stomps down hard twice on Wade. Show then begins to walk towards the door, the ref opens it. Out of nowhere Wade gets up and runs towards Show, Wade leaps up high, springs himself high up off of the top rope, pushes off of the cage and connects to Show with a moonsault off the cage finally knocking Show to the ground and the ref outside closes the cage.)

JR: I don’t think anybody really thought The Big Show was going to win right there. But it’s pretty clear this isn’t going to be easy for either one of these two.

KG: Guess that’s how the Melon Gods want it.

King: Let’s just hope Big Show shuts that Mercs mouth up, somebody’s gotta do it. How does Paige deal with that?

(Show and Wade both back to their feet, Wade swings connecting with a punch to Shows ribs, another to his other side of the ribs, a kick to Shows leg, a kick to the other side, Wade goes to throw a punch to Shows face, but show catches it. Show begins bending Wade’s arm back, Show lifts his free hand and brings it down hard into the chest of Wade and Wade drops hard. Show lifts Wade, throws him hard into the ropes, on the return Show grabs Wade with both hands and tosses him high into the air hard in the direction of the cage, but Wade is able to grab ahold of the cage from the air and begins to climb. Show runs over, grabs Wade’s legs. Show begins yanking Wade, but Wade isn’t letting go. Wade pulls one leg free and kicks Show in the back of the head, Wade steps onto the top of the rope and begins to turn around, Show then grabs Wade’s throat and picks him up, slamming him with a vicious choke slam sending Wade from the top rope to the mat violently. Show lifts Wade to his feet, again Show whips Wade into the ropes, on the return Show throws a hard punch, Wade ducks and continues. On the return Show attempts a big boot, but Wade slides under, stands up as Show turns around, Wade ducks a swing from Show and runs to the ropes and Show follows him, Wade leaps up, bounces off of the top rope, pushes off of the cage and attempts a cross body to Show, but show smashes him with a hard elbow to the jaw that seemingly knocks Wade unconscious.)

JR: BAH GAWD! WHAT A ELBOW BY BIG SHOW!

KG: I think Wade’s head is in the audience.

King: Hopefully he needs his jaw wired shut. He can be the Merc Without A Mouth.

(Show looks up on the cage, he walks to the corner, reaches up grabbing the cage. Show begins pulling himself up slowly. Once Show gets to the top of the turnbuckle, Wade begins moving. Show puts his feet on the cage, but Wade puls himself to his feet. Show sees this, turns around. Show leaps off of the top rope with both hands clasped together attempting to smash them into the top of Wade’s head, Wade spins out of the way, rushes to the top of the turnbuckle, quickly leaps off wrapping his legs around the head of Show and completes a hurricanrana. Wade rolls back to his feet, falling into the ropes and using that to catch his breath. Show begins climbing to his feet, on one knee, Wade rushes forward, Wade attempts to hit Show with a boot to the face, but Show catches the leg. Wade laughs, shakes his head and tells show “No, no, I was just kidding babe.” But, Show pays no mind, springs himself in the air tossing Show high up causing him to flip in the air, but Wade lands on his feet, has a surprised look when he lands and waves at Show, but Show quickly lunges forward smashing him with a clothesline that causes Wade to flip in the air and land flat on his stomach on the mat grabbing at his throat.)

JR: What a vicious clothesline from The Big Show! Right when you thought Wade was going to take control.

King: Who thought that? Not me!

KG: Merc Without A TV Championship is what we might be saying after tonight.

(Show lifts Wade to his feet, Wade noticeably groggy, still grabbing at his throat. Show steps back and attempts to hit WMD! But, Wade ducks under and Show punches the steel cage. Wade jumps up onto Shows back wrapping his legs around Shows waist and locking in a deep sleeper hold. Wade squeezes tight, Show’s hand bleeding from the cage, Show begins reaching behind him trying to grab Wade, but he can’t. He begins trying to pry Wade’s hands off of his neck, but he can’t. Suddenly Show begins slowing down, Wade squeezes tighter. Show grabs ahold of the top rope, stumbles to the corner. Show falls to one knee, but manages to pull himself back up. Show puts one foot onto the middle rope, Wade still on his back, Show pushes up into the air and comes crashing down back first right onto Wade breaking his grip, now both men lye there.)

JR: BAH GAWD! That’s nearly 400 pounds coming crashing down on to Wade, is he ok?

King: He thought it was ok to make fun of The Big Show Jr, obviously he isn’t ok.

KG: He also thinks Logan Riley and Logan “Showtime” Riley are two different people…

(Show sits up, pulls himself to his feet and rests in the corner as he catches his breath. Wade begins crawling to his feet, Show rushes forward, jumps up attempting to stomp on Wade’s back, Wade rolls out of the way, jumps to his feet and leaps up into the air connecting to Show with an uppercut to the jaw, which causes him to stumble back. Wade jumps forward hitting Show with a dropkick, causing him to stumble more. Wade up, runs to the ropes, bounces off and on the return jumps up onto the ropes on the side of the cage, runs across there ropes, leaps into the air hitting Show with a shooting star press off of the top rope knocking Show hard into the turnbuckle. Wade jumps up to the middle, makes the suck it sign across his crotch, then lifts one fist and begins reigning down punches, that the crowd counts.)

Crowd: 1! 2! 3! 4! 5! 6! 7! 8! 9!

(Before Wade can throw the tenth punch, Show hooks Wade’s legs and pull shim up onto his shoulders in a powerbomb position. Wade tries to break out of it by throwing a couple punches to Show’s head, but Show turns, slams Wade hard into the steel cage back first, Wade bounces off and Show spins and completes a vicious powerbomb hard into the ring mat. Seemingly Wade is out. Show wipes his face and notices his bloody hand. He looks over at Wade and laughs. Show then slowly begins walking over to the cage door. On the opposite side of the ring, Wade slowly begins moving, grabbing ahold of the ropes. Show close enough where the ref opens up the door. Wade pulls himself up, Show grabs the rope on the opposite side and begins throwing one leg over the top. Wade rushes over, right as Show is lifting his second leg, Wade leaps up, pushes himself off of the cage and uses that momentum to smash a knee into the face of Show which instantly causes blood to pour out of Shows face and knocks Show back, still caught on the top of the rope with the Cage door open. Wade grabs Show by the head with two hands and jumps up, on the way down Wade brings Show with him, as Show falls off of the top rope, Wade uses his two hands to smash Show’s head into his knees and the ref closes the door.)

JR: BAH GAWD! I can’t believe Wade is still fighting!

KG: He can thank the Melon Gods Jr.

King: You know what I just realized? Doesn’t Wade look oddly familiar to Wadeo Wilsono?

(Show’s face bleeding, Wade pushes himself to his feet. Show using the ropes, struggling to pull himself up. Wade runs to the opposite ropes, bounces off and on the return Wade dives, attempting to spear Show, but show catches him, lifts him in a military press position, turns and face first into the cage Show drives Wade directly into it which also cuts Wade wide open as he slides down the cage and hitting the mat. Show lifts Wade up, he tosses him up onto his shoulders in a powerbomb position attempting his finisher, the RUNNING POWERBOMB! But Wade pushes himself up off of Show’s shoulders and as Show turns to face Wade, Wade connects with a superkick to Shows gut, Wade leaps up hooking Shows head and falls back with a vicious DDT. Wade wastes no time as he grabs ahold of the top rope, jumps up onto the top and completes a springboard moonsault right on top of show.

Wade back to his feet, again wastes no time and begins climbing the cage, the fans cheering him on. Once Wade throws one leg over the top he sits there, looks at the Show on the mat, grabbing at his face. Wade shakes his head. He manages to stand straight up on top of the cage, he looks out to the crowd and does the BANG! BANG! With his hands before he leaps off of the top of the cage with ASSASINS FLIGHT! Connecting hard to The Big Show! The fans erupt in cheers)

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

JR: YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! WADE MAY HAVE JUST KILLED HIMSELF AND THE BIG SHOW! BAH GAWD WHAT A SLOBBER KNOCKER! Look what these men are willing to do for this championship!

KG: Nobody is dead, unless the Melon Gods want it.

King: If Wade wins, can we still wire his jaw shut?

(Paige on the outside cheering Wade on as he crawls towards the door of the cage. As he inches closer the fans erupt louder and louder. Finally the door cage is opened, crawling under the bottom rope Wade flops to the outside.)

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer: Here is your winner and STILL EXTREME MEASURES FEDERATION TELEVISION CHAMPION, THE MERC WITH A MOUTH, WADE WILSON!

Crowd: THIS WAS AWESOME! THIS WAS AWESOME! THIS WAS AWESOME!

Jr: What a tough fought battle for Wade Wilson to retain his championship. I think these two are going to have an all new respect for one another. What an incredible match!

KG: Look at all the blood, this is insane and this is only the beginning of First Blood!

King: The only good thing about that man, Paige…

(Paige rushes over to Wade to check if he’s ok. The official brings over his championship as Paige helps Wade to his feet. Wade grabs ahold of the TV championship hoisting it into the air, blood coming down his face. He looks into the ring at the Big Show, bloodied face as well as he sits there bleeding heavily in the corner. Wade looks to Paige and kisses her as we cut to a quick EMF advertisement.)

("Everything is Awesome" plays over the PA System and the team known as CAL, Catherine Walker, Ashley Irvine and Laura Cena come out onto the ramp. They are soon joined by Bayley, who hugs them all in turn, and then sets off her inflatable tube men on the ramp.)

JR: Why do I feel like this is Ashley's dream entrance....

King: I want a hug from Bayley!

Kris: But you'll never get one.

("Generic Theme" plays next as Miss Jackie, Lana, Melonia Trump and Kelly Kelly make their way out).

JR: This sure is an odd team....

King: It's also the first of two matches that pit Catherine against Lana tonight...

Kris: Yea, but this one has Miss Jackie... the other one has John Cena... so we know which one Catherine is looking forward to most.

(The bell sounds and the 8 women discuss who will start for their respective teams. Laura Cena starts out for her team, against Lana. The two of them pace round the ring but then Lana quickly tags out and tags in Melonia, who doesn't look happy. Lana holds up her hands like she's innocent and leaves the ring, and Melonia comes in. Laura goes to approach Melonia, but she quickly tags in Kelly Kelly, who doesn't look pleased. Kelly looks like she's about to tag someone else, but Laura quickly runs over there and clotheslines her down, sick of waiting. She stomps away on Kelly who shrieks and tries to roll out of the way. Laura picks her up and hits a snapmere on her. She lets Kelly climbs back to her feet and then throws her into the ropes. Kelly is about to come off the ropes and potentially walks into a spear, but she stops, and then tags in Miss Jackie, who rolls her eyes at Kelly, but enters the match and stares down Laura. The two lock up in the middle of the ring and Laura fires away on Miss Jackie backing her up slightly, and then throws her into the ropes and as Jackie bounces off them, Laura does plant her down with a SPEAR! Jackie tries to get back to her feet but is taken down again by a kick to the head. Laura starts measuring Jackie, seemingly looking for an early Royally Screwed.)

JR: It seemed like no one on the opposite team wanted to tangle with the former women's champion.

King: Either that, or they were waiting to pick their spot.... getting a pin is all that matters.

(Jackie stumbles up, and Laura scoops her up, looking for the Royally Screwed. Jackie hits some hard elbows to the head, staggering Laura and causing her to drop Jackie. Jackie lands on her feet and then kicks Laura in the midsection. She hits Laura with a snapmere and follows this up with a drop kick to the head. Laura goes down and Jackie runs off the ropes and hits the Leg Drop of DOOOOOOOOOM! Laura stumbles to her feet and Jackie scoops her up, looking for the F-Off, and drills Laura into the mat, but Laura springs up and instinctively dives and makes a tag, not even seeing who she tagged in... which happens to be Catherine Walker. Catherine looks startled as she looks across the ring at Miss Jackie. Laura is now down inside the ring and Catherine steps in, and stares at Miss Jackie, seemingly in awe. Jackie shrugs and then motions for Catherine to lock up with her, but Catherine seems reluctant. They pace around the ring for a while and then Catherine does grab Jackie and tries to Irish whip her, but Jackie counters it, and sends Catherine hard into the turnbuckle. As she does, Laura gets up, and trips Jackie over. She sees that Catherine has climbed to the top rope.... and she shrugs. Laura holds up Jackie's legs, in the position for Catherine to hit the Whats Up! Catherine looks startled, but before she can even think about hitting the move, Lana grabs her, and hurls her hard into the ring, missing Jackie. Catherine goes down and Jackie kicks Laura away. Jackie gets to her feet and then goes over and makes the tag to Kelly Kelly. Kelly comes into the ring and stalks the downed Catherine, seemingly planning to hit the K2... As Catherine gets to her feet, Kelly positions her, but Catherine pushes her away, and then hits the SMS on Kelly as she stumbles. Catherine goes over and tags in Bayley.)

JR: That must have been weird for Catherine.... being in the ring with her hero.

King: May have been weirder for Jackie... in a way.

Kris: Jackie is a professional, she would have done what it took.

(Bayley climbs into the ring with Kelly Kelly and offers her a hug. Kelly goes in for it to cheers from the crowd, but then Lana notices the referee's view is blocked, and sprays something into Bayley's eyes. Bayley stumbles back and Kelly quickly rolls her up for 1....... 2........ 3!)

JR: That didn't last long for Bayley....

King: Kelly took her by surprise...

Kris: I told you... they just have to pick their spots... and be in the right place at the right time!

(Kelly looks stunned that that actually worked, and Bayley looks heartbroken in the ring. Ashley Irvine comes into the ring and so does Melonia. The crowd start a loud "We want melons!" chant. Melonia laughs, and teases flashing the crowd, but then starts to wonder if the crowd are actually talking about Ashley, and looks angry. Ashley comes over, and Melonia hits a huge chop to her breasts. Melonia is yelling something about melons and hits a few more chops, which seemingly has Ashley in pain. When she goes for another chop though, Ashley catches her hand, and then fires away with right hands, the power of which seems to take Melonia by surprise. Ashley backs Melonia up and then throws her into the ropes. Melonia rebounds off the ropes and Ashley hits the KMB on her, before doing her booty dance taunt. Melonia stumbles up, but Ashley positions her for her finisher, the Mr DDT. Melonia rakes the eyes to stop Ashley hitting it and Ashley stumbles back, and then Melonia hits a quick suplex. She shakes her head as if she can't believe Ashley almost caught her. She picks Ashley up, and throws her into the corner. She goes over and lifts Ashley up to the top rope, before climbing up herself. She seems like she wants to superplex Ashley, but Ashley hits a few shots on her, and Melonia returns fire. They happen to be on the turnbuckle by Melonia's team mates, and Lana steals a tag. Ashley doesn't notice this and she hits a hard chop right to the melons, which sends Melonia flying down into the ring. She positions herself on the top rope for the Rock Slide, and leaps into the air.... but Melonia rolls out of the way and Ashley crashes to the mat, and is then met by a huge kick to the head from Lana as she comes down. Lana hooks the leg for 1....... 2...... kick out by Ashley! Lana wastes no time turning her over and applying the Accolade! Melonia is on the outside now, screaming about having the best melons in the business. She looks quite shocked though when Ashley is able to climb to her feet with Lana on her back, and position Lana, and hit the boulder holder! Lana stumbles up, right into the Mr DDT! Ashley hooks the leg for 1..... 2..... 3!)

JR: Ashley Irvine just won herself the 2nd lock box!

King: But I don't think she's won a fan in Melonia....

Kris: Melonia seems to have an issue with her for 2 big reasons.

(Ashley Irvine leaves with her lock box, looking kind of surprised, and Lana looks furious at being eliminated. Melonia gets into the ring for her team and Laura Cena goes to climb in, but Melonia hits a cheap shot and sends Laura flying off the apron. She then grabs hold of Catherine, and suplexes her hard into the ring. Catherine gets up but walks into a DDT from Melonia. Melonia climbs to the top rope, but Miss Jackie steals a tag from her. Melonia doesn't notice and leaps off the top, going for the 450 V8 Splash, but Catherine gets the knees up and counters it. Melonia rolls out of the ring, clutching her midsection, but Miss Jackie is in the ring. Catherine gets to her feet and Jackie irish whips her into the ropes. Catherine comes back of the ropes and nails a big boot on Catherine. Jackie runs off the ropes and hits the leg drop of DOOOOOOOOOOOM again, this time to Catherine, who leaps into the air as it hits then falls to the mat again. Melonia is now back in the ring, and Melonia motions to Jackie, who goes up to the top rope. Melonia holds Catherine's legs in position, and Jackie leaps off the top rope, hitting the WHATS UP on Catherine, who again reacts like she's in a world of pain, leaping into the air and coming back down hard. Jackie hooks the leg for 1....... 2...... Laura makes the save.)

JR: Would that really have been enough to put Catherine away?

King: Either she's weaker than we thought.... or the idea of being pinned by Jackie really appealed to her...

Kris: Who knows... but Jackie seems to be closing in on that third box...

(Jackie looks annoyed at Laura and throws some right hands at her, but Laura returns fire until the referee comes in, and pulls Laura back to try and restore order. Melonia Trump steals a tag from Jackie. She goes to the top rope and as Catherine gets up, she leaps into the air and hits Catherine with the Hurri-banana, straight into a pin for 1..... 2...... Catherine reverses the pin for 1...... 2...... kick out! Melonia leaps to her feet, looking annoyed, and then kicks Catherine in the midsection and goes for a suplex. Catherine flaots over and lands on her feet. Melonia turns round and Catherine hits the SMS super kick, and then dives over and tags in Laura. Laura comes in and waits for Melonia to stumble up, and then hits a huge fist right to the Melons. Melonia goes down and Laura does the "You Can't See Me" taunt and then hits a 5 knuckle shuffle to complete the Double Fist. Melonia stumbles up and Laura tags Catherine back in. Catherine comes in and scoops Melonia up and nails the Princess Power! She hooks the leg for 1...... 2...... 3!)

JR: Catherine Walker wins the 3rd box.... and we're down to the 2 former Women's Champions....

King: Kelly Kelly won the title once, didn't she?

Kris: TWICE! But we don't talk about that....

(Laura and Jackie return to the ring for what is now a one on one match for the final Lock Box. Jackie runs at Laura and goes for a clothesline but Laura ducks underneath it. Jackie turns around and walks into a super kick from Laura, but Jackie stays on her feet. This allows Laura to grab her, and hit the Clean Sweep! Laura taunts Jackie, calling for the Royally Screwed. Jackie stumbles up, and Laura hoists her up, but Jackie elbows her in the head and drops down behind Laura. Laura turns around and walks into a suplex into a bridge for 1..... 2....... kick out! Jackie springs up but so does Laura at the same time. They run at eachother, and Jackie goes for the Big Boot, but Laura's eyes flicker and she catches Jackie's foot and transitions into a drop toe hold and applies the WT....H! Jackie struggles to try and get to the ropes, but Laura rolls over her and gets her back to the middle of the ring, tightening the hold, until Jackie has no choice but to tap out!)

JR: Laura Cena wins by submission, and grabs the last Lock Box.

King: Who knows what will be inside it though.

Kris: Anything that helps her get at Mickie James is what she's hoping for....

(Laura has her arm raised and the rest of CAL return to the ring to celebrate with her.)

Walking to the ring, wearing a custom robe with "Muhammad Ali" name on the back. Before he enters into the ring, he walks on the apron to the nearest corner, climbing on it, The Rock-esque. Then Ali enters the ring and removes his robe and gives it to announcer. “High Volume” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omega walks down to the ring, and joins Muhammad Ali.

JR-This is the debut of Muhammad Ali.

King-I think he should talk to Ronda Rousey about debuting at First Blood…it didn’t work out too well for her.

Kris Gaffney-Then again, she was facing someone who was debuting in her first regular match.

Mans Not Hot by Big shaq blasts on the PA system. Out walks Killer Kross, and Desert Crow. They step inside of the ring talking trash to their opponent as they wait for the bell.

JR-These two have been in the EMF for a week or two, but I have been told they are no stranger to one another as far as being a team.

King-Guess we’ll see how that translate here, this is First Blood.

Kris Gaffney-Seriously…people need to talk to Ronda…or can she not move her mouth beyond that weird look she gives everyone to tell them?

King-Being knocked out twice in a row will do that to you.

[Killer Kross and Muhammad Ali start out in the ring. Killer Kross hits a few fists to the face, Muhammad Ali covers up. Killer Kross hits a few fists to the face. Killer Kross goes for a fist to the face, and he ducks under. Muhammad Ali ducks under, and he connects with a few body shots to the gut. Muhammad Ali attempts to whip Killer Kross to the ropes, but it’s reversed. Ali bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a hard shoulder block that puts down Killer Kross. Killer Kross gets up to his feet, and he’s dazed. Muhammad Ali picks him up, and he drops him with a body slam. Muhammad Ali backs into the corner. He measures up on Killer Kross, he runs out of the corner, and he connects with a knee drop across the face. Killer Kross pushes him down on the mat, and he goes into the cover on Killer Kross. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……..2..KICK OUT by Killer Kross!! Muhammad Ali yells for Killer Kross to get up to his feet, Ali waits for Killer Kross to get up to his feet, and Muhammad Ali pegs Killer Kross with one, two, three…he shuffles his feet, and connects with an upper cut that knocks down Killer Kross to complete the Ali Shuffle. Muhammad Ali makes the tag to Kenny Omega. Muhammad whips Killer Kross to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Kenny Omega hits a leg lariat that puts down Killer Kross. Muhammad Ali goes to his corner. He pumps up the crowd.]

JR-I’m surprised that Killer Kross survived that combination of punches.

King-But then again Ali didn’t pin him.

Kris Gaffney-Guess he wanted Kenny Omega to get a shot at it.

[Kenny waits for Killer Kross to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he picks him up on his shoulders. But it’s countered Killer Kross, he lifts up Kenny Omega, and drops him with a spine buster, both wrestlers are down on the mat, and they take a few moments to rest up. Killer Kross makes the take to Desert Crow. Desert Crow measures up on Kenny Omega, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope, and he connects with a diving clothesline off of the top rope.]

JR-Desert Crow connects with the diving clothesline.

King-They should have kept Ali in there, he’s the greatest JR!

[Desert Crow makes the tag to Killer Kross. Kross comes into the ring, and he goes for a kick to the head. Kenny Omega ducks under, and dives to make the tag to Muhammad Ali. Ali comes into the ring hitting a shoulder block on Kross. Kross stumbles backwards. Muhammad Ali measures up, and he connects with the Decimation right cross. Killer Kross goes down out cold. Muhammad Ali goes into the cover on Killer Kross. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2……….3!!]

JR-Muhammad Ali gets back into the ring, and knocks Killer Kross out.

Kris Gaffney-He sure did.

(“Cross the line” blasts on the PA system. Nicole Ikeda walks out on the stage, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Recently Nicole has been in the BWO, but she is making an appearance on the main roster.

King-She’s too good to limit to one federation!

Purple and teal lights float throughout the arena as "Gossip Girl" starts blaring. Carolina Jenkins steps through the curtain with her best friend Jazz Simons standing beside her. The crowd bursts into loud boos as the two ladies just laugh. They slowly make their way down the ring while bad mouthing the fans. Carolina slides into the ring as Jazz remains on the floor. Carolina poses on the second turnbuckle while smirking towards everyone.

JR-This seems to be a trend tonight, there will be a lot of new faces debuting tonight.

King-That’s always a good thing.

[Carolina Jenkins and Nicole Ikeda stand in the middle of the ring, the bell rings. Carolina Jenkins lock up. Carolina is able to hit a knee lift that stuns Nicole Ikeda, and she hooks her, and she hits a snapmare putting Nciole Ikeda into a seated position. Nicole Ikeda runs towards the ropes, she bounces off of the ropes. She hits a knee to the face that puts down Nicole Ikeda. Carolina Jenkins hits a few stomps on the downed Nicole Ikeda. The ref makes Jenkins back off. She gets up to her feet, and Nicole Ikeda gets kicked to the gut that doubles her over. Carolina Jenkins follows up with a hard knife edge chop to the chest that stumbles back Nicole Ikeda throws a wild fist to the face. She hooks Nicole Ikeda, and she hits a belly to back suplex that connects. Carolina Jenkins crawls into the cover, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…….2…KICK OUT by Nicole Ikeda. Carolina doesn’t argue, she picks her up, and she puts her into a seated chin lock. The ref makes sure that it’s not a choke. Carolina holds on the pressure on Nciole Ikeda who takes a few moments on the mat to think of what she is going to do, so she finally starts to fight up to her feet. Once she gets up to her feet, she hits a few eblows into the gut. But before she can even get close to doing anything Jenkins grabs Nicole’s hair, and throws her down on the mat. She waits for Nicole to get up to her feet, she kicks her in the gut, and she connects with Blow Dem Cannons.]

JR-Carolina hits her version of the impaler DDT.

King-Her version is a choke hold!!!

Kris Gaffney-What are you talking about?

King-Sorry….had just another flash back.

[Carolina doesn’t go for the pin, she waits for Nicole Ikeda to get up to her feet, she kicks Nicole in the gut, she goes for her finisher, but Nicole Ikeda spins out of it, she picks up Carolina, and drops her with an double leg take down. Nicole Ikeda hits a catapault that sends her flying towards the corner she stumbles backwards, Nicole Ikeda hooks Carolina Jenkins for a back slide pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2….KICK OUT by Carolina Jenkins. Nicole Ikeda has to take a few moments to rest up, so she can’t argue with the ref.]

JR-Nicole Ikeda needs to figure out a way to put away this match.

King-What if she doesn’t want to?

Kris Gaffney-Then she doesn’t win?

King-Good pont…

[Jazz Simons gives encouragement to Carolina as Nicole is climbing up to the top rope, and she leaps off of the top rope for a splash. But Carolina is able to get her knee’s up. Carolina Jenkins gets up as Nicole is doubled over in pain. Carolina hooks, and drops Nicole with her finisher Oh! Carolina. Nicole seems out of it. Carolina goes into the cover on Nicole Ikeda. The ref goes into position, the ref counts 1…………2…………3!!]

JR-Nicole took a chance, and it did not work out for her.

King-I could have told her that it wouldn’t…stupid high risk moves.

(“If you smell” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring. He waits for his opponent.)

JR-The Rock has felt that Walter Melon has disrespected him.

King-Wonder if Walter offered to sell fruit to the Rock to make his pies.

Kris Gaffney-He probably could help him with his most favorite pie also….

(“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage. He yells eat your fruit as Jack Heyman walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-We should all be reminded that last year a long running extreme record ended at this event.

King-Daryl Prichard didn’t eat his fruit though.

Kris Gaffney-That’s probably a good point.

[The Rock and Walter Melon stand in the middle of the ring. The Rock trash talks Walter Melon. Walter Melon rakes the eyes, The Rock ducks under, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face. Walter Melon answers with a low blow. Obviously this is effective, Walter Melon grabs the Rock leads him over the corner, and he smashes his head on the top turnbuckle. The Rock turns around into the corner. Walter Melon hits a few body shots to the stomach area. The Rock is brought out on the ropes. Walter Melon whips the Rock off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, Walter Melon hits a back elbow that sends the Rock stumbling backwards. Walter Melon measures up, and he connects with a running clothesline that sends the Rock flying over the top rope, and he crashes down on the mat around ring side. Walter Melon takes a few moments to yell to eat your fruit. Walter Melon rolls out of the ring, and he runs around ring side gaining momentum. Walter Melon jumps, and he connects with a front drop kick to the head of the Rock. The Rock goes down on the mat. Walter Melon is able to get up. He waits for the Rock to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Walter Melon picks up the Rock, and he runs towards the corner, and he smashes him back first into the ring post, and Walter Melon takes a few steps back, and he drops him with a falling slam. Walter Melon goes up to the ring steps, and he jumps off of top of the steps, he connects with a flying double foot stomp.]

JR-That should drive the air out of the Rock.

King-I doubt that that the Rock can appreciate it.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe the Rock does…you don’t know…why don’t you ask him?

[Walter Melon goes up to the apron, and he measures up, he jumps off the apron going for his fruit smash splash. But the Rock is able to get his knee’s up. This drives the air out of the Walter Melon. Walter Melon is slow to get up to his feet. The Rock is up to his feet, he picks up Walter Melon, and he drops him face first into the announcers table. Walter Melon stumbles around and the Rock hits a running clothesline that puts down Walter Melon. The Rock clears the table, and he grabs a monitor, he waits for Walter Melon to turn around. The Rock runs towards Walter Melon, and he clocks him over the head with the monitor. Walter Melon falls dwon on the mat. He’s in a lot of pain, and the Rock now has a Singapore cane. He smashes it over the back of Walter Melon he hits him again, and again, and again with it. Walter Melon yells with every hit Walter Melon turns right into a cane shot to the face. Walter Melon goes down on the mat, and the Rock throws the cane away, and The Rock throws Walter Melon into the ring. The Rock follows him into the ring. Walter Melon stumbles into the corner, and the Rock hits a few fists to the face. The Rock stops to spit on his hand for the next one, Walter Melon rakes the eyes. The Rock stumbles backwards, and he runs towards Walter Melon to attack. Walter Melon counters with a back body drop. He crashes down on the mat. Walter Melon reaches outside, and he gets hit with a pie to the face.]

King-Well….that happened…

Kris Gaffney-In fact…I do think that was going to happen…might as well happened at First Blood.

JR-STONE COLD!! STONE COLD!! STONE COLD!!

King-……I think we broke JR.

[The Rock slides into the ring as Walter is blinded. The Rock hits a fist, then another one, then another. It becomes apperent that it isn’t doing anything. Walter Melon does anything but shaking, he walks around the ring. The Rock hits fists. He turns one big fist. Walter Melon turns and yells “EAT YOUR FRUIT”. He blocks a fist of the Rock’s, and he hits a few fists to the face. He backs up the Rock. He whips him off of the ropes, and Walter Melon hits a big boot to the face. The Rock goes down on the mat. Walter Melon goes to the top rope, leaps off, and connects with the fruit smash splash. Walter Melon goes into tehc over on the Rock. The ref counts 1………….2………….KICK OUT by the last moment!!]

JR-I think that is the first time the Fruit Smash Splash has been kicked out of.

King-But it doesn’t count, because this is basically our Wrestlemania.

Kris Gaffney-Where finishers go to die.

King-So what…are we saying he fruited up?

Kris Gaffney-The Melon Gods….are confusing…

[Walter Melon rolls out of the ring, and he grabs a table, and he rolls back into the ring, and he turns around, and the Rock connects with the Rock Bottom on Walter Melon. The Rock throws his arm over Walter Melon. The ref counts 1…………2………….Walter Melon kicks out!! The Rock stares down at Walter Melon as he is getting up to his feet. Walter Melon runs towards him, and he hits a running clothesline in the corner, and he hits a clothesline. The Rock backs out of the corner. Walter Melon stumbles out of the corner. The Rock kicks him in the gut, and he connects a clothesline. The Rock picks up Walter Melon, and he puts him on the top rope. The Rock hits a few fists to the face. He climbs up the top turnbuckle. Suddenly the camera focuses on a wooden part of the First Blood set, when this happens.]

JR-What the hell?

King-The better question is….why the hell does the background look like 90’s New York

*Kris Gaffney shrugs*

(note-For those who don't know, Kevin Nash played Super Shredder in the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2 movie.)

[A man breaks through, and is now on the stage. We know who it is now.]

JR-Oh my god…BROCCOLI LESNAR HAS RETURNED!!

King-Not just him…it’s a SUPER BROCCOLI LESNAR!!!

[Broccoli breaks a part of the First Blood set, he walks, and breaks another part of it. Then he see’s a giant watermelon, he goes over to it. Suddenly Ashley Irvine jumps out of it, and yells WATERMELON!!! Super Broccoli stumbles backwards, and the set falls on him.]

JR-Well…that happened.

King-It sure did.

Kris Gaffney-I’d ask if this is the end of Broccoli Lesnar, but he’ll be back…when it’s really….really funny.

[The Rock had been watching this out of no where Walter hooks the Rock, and hits a belly to belly suplex off of the top rope through the table. Both wrestlers crash down through the table. Walter Melon arm is over the Rock. The ref makes the count 1……………2……………3!!]

JR-Regardless, it worked well for Walter Melon on this night.

"How Strong Do You Think I Am" blasts out over the PA System as Catherine Walker comes out onto the ramp for her second match of the night. She is wearing a light blue tank top that is suppose to say "Team Cena", but she actually crossed it out, and it says "team MEANY!")

JR: Catherine has already won a Lock Box.... but we're yet to see what is inside.

King: She'd probably be excited about that, if not for the fact that whatever it i won't be as good as teaming with the great John Cena!

Kris: Yep... I'm sure she's thrilled...

("Bad, Bad Man" plays next and out comes John Cena, making his first in ring appearance in a long time.)

JR: John Cena has won 7 EMF World Championships.... he's one of the best of all time.

King: But he's never faced a test like this! Having to try and carry Catherine Walker to a win....

Kris: He probably has, but we have to keep using that narrative...

("Rusev's Theme" plays next and out comes Rusev and Lana.)

JR: Rusev attacked John Cena some months back.... but they've waited until now to settle things.

King: Probably a mistake from the Bulgarian Brute... Cena has never lost at First Blood...

Kris: Maybe that's why he wanted to face him here.... to have a shot at the streak!

(The bell sounds and John Cena and Rusev start out for their teams. Cena fires away with right hands at Rusev and causes him to stumble back. Rusev returns fire and the two go back and forth but after a while Ruev lands a hard blow to the face of Cena, causing him to stumble and Rusev gains the upper hand with repeated shots. He then kicks Cena in the midsection, before taking him down with a big suplex. Cena springs to his feet but gets clotheslined down. Rusev unloads with a few stomps, but Cena is able to roll out of the way and get back up. Cena charges at him but Cena irish whips him into the corner. Rusev hits the turnbuckle and bounces out and Cena then scoops him up, looking for an early FU, but Rusev hits some elbows to the head and is able to escape out the back. Cena turns around into a big kick to the head from Rusev. Cena stumbles back and then Rusev picks him up and suplexes him down. Rusev goes over to try and apply to accolade, but Cena knocks him back and climbs to his feet. Cena runs at Rusev and takes him down with a clothesline, Rusev gets up with Cena behind him and Cena runs and hits the throwback. Cena motions over to Catherine, seemingly asking if she enjoyed that move, but she doesn't seem overly impressed. Cena then goes over and makes the tag.)

JR: Risky strategy from Cena here..... Rusev doesn't have to tag out...

King: But the women in this match can only be pinned once they've been stripped to their bra and panties...

Kris: I wonder if Lana would forgive Rusev if he did that to Catherine...

(Rusev climbs to his feet and sees Catherine is now in, so goes over and makes the tag to Lana. Lana enters the ring and Catherine takes her down with a clothesline and then hits another. Lana stumbles up and then Catherine hits her with a neckbreaker. She climbs back to her feet and Catherine goes for her SMS Superkick, but Lana has it scouted and catches Catherine's foot. She drops Catherine with a drop toe hold, but rather than look for a submission, she grabs hold of Catherine's skirt, and is able to pull it clean off, leaving Catherine in her baby blue panties. Catherine shrieks in embarrassment and tries to cover herself up and this leaves her open so Lana hits a big kick to the skull. Catherine goes down and Lana goes over and grabs at her top but Catherine is able to hit a few shots to Lana and get her to back away. Catherine gets to her feet and as Lana runs at her again, Catherine ducks under her clothesline attempt. She then grabs Lana from behind and hits the Ice Breaker! Catherine goes over to try and make the tag to Cena, but Rusev pulls him off the apron, and Cena hits the ring apron hard. Rusev takes some cheap shots at Cena, and Catherine turns back towards Lana. Lana is still down, so Catherine goes to the top rope. As Lana gets to her feet, Catherine leaps off, and nails the Retro Rewind on Lana! Catherine grabs hold of Lana's bottoms and is able to remove them, leaving her in her pink thong to cheers from the crowd. She then goes for Lana's top, but Lana is able to battle back.)

JR: Both women losing their bottoms, but they still can't be pinned.

King: Meanwhile, Rusev has taken advantage of his cheap shot on Cena...

Kris: I feel like you guys just switched roles...

(We see on outside Rusev hurl Cena hard into the ring post and then throw him into the ring. Cena stumbles across the ring and then right towards Catherine. In a daze he scoops Catherine up, and seems to be looking to hit the FU... then then he looks across the ring, and sees Lana. Cena looks confused and then realises he's holding Catherine on his shoulders. He starts acting like he's got the plague, and puts her down, and acts disgusted. Catherine looks offended and this gives Lana the opening to grab hold of Catherine's hair and use this to slam her to the mat. Lana goes and applies the accolade on Catherine! Catherine struggles towards the ropes but then Cena grabs Lana and pulls her off of Catherine. Lana turns to Cena and slaps him, but Cena no sells it and laughs at her. Lana goes to slap him again and Cena catches her hand. He looks around and then smirks, and throws Lana over his knee and starts spanking her. Catherine looks on, and doesn't look impressed. Cena stops as he sees Rusev getting in the ring and the two of them trade blows while Catherine comes over and, as Lana is looking humiliated and clutching her ass, Catherine pulls off Lana's top, leaving her in her matching pink bra.)

JR: This match is falling apart.... the referee needs to restore some order...

King: Who cares? PUPPIES! The only one's we were ever going to see too....

Kris: John Cena would argue his are more impressive than his team mates, so you're probably right.

(Lana springs to her feet but still looks unhappy. Catherine runs at her but Lana catches her with a drop toe hold, and then looks to apply the accolade again! Lana gets it locked in for a few moments, but then releases the hold in order to allow herself to remove Catherine's top, leaving her in a matching baby blue bra. Catherine shrieks when she realises and immediately dives over and tags in John Cena. Catherine then rolls out of the ring as Cena watches on, shaking his head, and she goes and hides under the ring. Cena comes in and Lana tries to run over to tag in Rusev, but Cena grabs her by the back of her bra to stop her making it. Lana realises she now can't run, and looks horrified, and looks over to Rusev, helpless. Rusev comes charging into the ring and runs at Cena, who pushes Lana away, and then scoops up the oncoming Rusev, and drills him down with an FU! Rusev rolls out of the ring. Lana realises she's alone with Cena now and climbs to the top rope. She leaps off, going for a headscissor, but Cena catches her on his shoulders in powerbomb position. Lana struggles to try and get away but Cena just holds her then and then fakes like he's going to powerbomb her down, but instead lowers her to the mat into a pinning position. Cena holds Lana down, using the thong for leverage like he has in the past as the referee counts 1...... 2....... 3!)

JR: I think Lana knew this was a lost cause.... and wanted to get out with some dignity intact.

King: I don't know what she was worried about.... she looks great!

Kris: Cena probably could have stripped her naked, and she wouldn't have been as humiliated as Catherine....

(Cena's arm is raised and he slides out of the ring, looking thrilled with the win. Cena steps out of the ring,he reaches under the ring. He seems to have grabbed on to something, he pulls out Hornswoggle....who has a hold of Catherine's leg, Catherine sits up, now wearing the same type of tank top she was suppose to...only without the Cena part crossed out. Her mouth hangs open as Cena laughs and leaves her.

(“Down with the sickness” blasts on the PA system. Angelus Archer walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Angelus has had success in this match.

King-He’s pretty short sighted about it.

Kris Gaffney-He really wants the IC championship.

King-The championship does need love.

"Happy" blares as Vultrix comes out in long tights and a leather jacket. He doesn't seem to care much about the fans as he walks down the ramp. He slides into the ring and leans against the furthest turnbuckle.

JR-There are many new faces in this match, but I do think Vultrix is the one with the least EMF experience.

King-Although, that doesn’t mean he can’t be successful.

Kris Gaffney-Guess not.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks to the ring. “Heavy sits the crown” blasts on the PA system. Daryl Prichard walks to the ring. “Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage. He does his YES taunt down to the ring.)

JR-That’s not to say there will be a lot of veterans in this match.

King-All in which are looking to get back into a race for a championship, this is the way to do it.

“Mans Not Hot” by Big shaq blasts on the PA system. Killer Kross walks out on the stage. “Money Talks” blasts on the PA system. Randall Flagg walks out on the stage, and down the ramp. On the black screen, the words "Hear the Word" appear in white. They fade out and "Feel the Light" appears. That fades out and "See the Truth" appears. Finally "Welcome to The Fold" appears and as it does Lateralus by Tool starts up. Out walks Brother Jed in long pants and a button up shirt with a tie. We walks down to the ring trying to shake hands with the crowd. He walks up the steps and climbs through the ropes. He then removes his tie and shirt as the song fades out.

JR-These superstars are making their first appearance at First Blood.

King-That hasn’t stopped some of the greats in the past.

Kris Gaffney-We’ll see if they have what it takes. They have the opportunity tonight.

[Angelus Archer, Jedidiah Stone, Tony Ikeda, Daryl Prichard, Killer Kross, Randall Flagg, Vultrix, and Daniel Bryan stand in the ring. They wait for the bell ring to. The bell rings, and the wrestlers run towards each other throwing fists to the face. Angelus Archer and Tony Ikeda are throwing fists to the face. Tony Ikeda is able to duck a fist by Angelus Archer. Tony Ikeda hooks Angelus Archer, and he lifts up Angelus Archer. Angelus is able to block the full nelson move into a snapmare that sends Tony Ikeda flying across the ring. Tony Ikeda gets up stunned. Angelus Archer runs towards Tony Ikeda, and he connects with a running clothesline that sends Tony Ikeda flying over the top rope, and he crashes down hard on the mat around ring side. Angelus Archer decides to get out of the ring as there is a lot of chaos right now in the ring, and he doesn’t want to get attacked from behind. Angelus Archer goes to the outside of the ring, he pulls up Tony Ikeda by his hair, and he leads him over to the ring steps, and he smashes his face into the ring steps.]

JR-Action all over the place, it’s hard to call.

King-If only we focused on two people at the time.

Kris Gaffney-But then we would miss all the epic stuff that is going on…away from Tony Ikeda, and Angelus.

King-True…it is a once in a life time event…whatever is happening…

[Inside of the ring, Daniel Bryan is firing up by hitting a few kicks to the ribs, and legs of Vultrix. Daniel Bryan runs to the ropes, and Vultrix connects with a front drop kick to the face that puts down Daniel Bryan down on the mat. Daniel Bryan dazed gets up, stumbles around the ring. Vultrix picks up Daniel Bryan, and he puts him on his shoulder. He runs out, and he hits a running power slam on Daniel Bryan. The ref counts 1……………..2……..Angelus Archer breaks up the pin. Vultrix gets up, he runs at Angelus. Angelus ducks the rope, and Vultrix falls out of the ring. Daniel Bryan stumbles up to his feet, and Angelus drops him with the Slain. Angelus goes into the cover on Bryan, the ref counts 1……………2………3!!]

JR-Angelus Archer gets the first fall.

King-That was quick.

Kris Gaffney-Guess Angelus didn’t want to leave any doubt.

[Vultrix is getting up on the outside of the ring, Killer Kross is on the attack with him, hitting a few kicks, and punches. He connects with a reverse jaw breaker. Vultrix stumbles backwards. Killer Kross hits a standing drop kick, still he only stumbles back. Killer Kross backs up realizing he needs to get momentum to bring down Vultrix. Killer Kross runs at Vultrix. He jumps at Vultrix. Vultrix picks up Killer Kross, he holds him for a few moments, and he throws him over his head with a fall away slam. Killer Kross gets up by the ring post. Vultrix runs to the corner, and he smashes him between the ring post, and himself. Killer Kross falls down on the mat. Vultrix sets up a table, he sets up Killer Kross, and he drops him with a power bomb through the table!!]

JR-Killer Kross was broken in half there.

King-After being smushed.

Kris Gaffney-Guess you can’t blame him for trying to take advantage.

[Tony Ikeda comes from behind Vultrix, and he drops him with a full nelson slam on Vultrix. Tony Ikeda picks up Vultrix, and throws him into the ring. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on Vultrix. The ref counts 1…………..2…..Jedidiah Stone breaks up the count. Stone waits for Tony Ikeda to get up to his feet, Jedidiah goes for a kick to the gut, Tony Ikeda catches it, and Stone connects with an ezuguri. Tony Ikeda stumbles around, he falls backwards, and Stone kicks Tony Ikeda in the gut, he hooks him, and he connects with a fisherman suplex with a bridge. The ref counts 1………….2…………Daryl Prichard breaks up the count. Daryl Prichard backs up, and he waits for Stone to get up to his feet, and Daryl Prichard connects with the Stone Fist on Jedidiah Stone!! Daryl goes into the cover on Stone, the ref counts 1………KICK OUT by Jedidiah Stone.]

JR-Jedidiah kicks out of the Stone Fist.

King-In hindsight…Daryl should have saw that coming….

Kris Gaffney-I was disappointed the all rock match didn’t happen a few weeks ago.

[Daryl Prichard gets up to his feet, and out of no where Randall Flagg connects with the Cash in. Randall Flagg goes into the cover on Daryl Prichard. The ref goes inot position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2………KICK OUT by Daryl Prichard. Randall Flagg gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan hits the running knee to the face on Randall Flagg!!]

JR-Daniel Bryan connects with the running knee.

King-Somewhere Mastermind isn’t a fan.

Kris Gaffney-Probably not.

[Tony Ikeda is in the ring. Daniel Bryan runs at him, and he connects with a running clothesline over the top rope that sends him, and Daniel Bryan out of the ring. With a lot of the superstars on the mat. VUltrix comes into the picture connecting with the Vutrix press on Daryl Prichard. Vultirix goes into the cover on Daryl Prichard, The ref counts 1……….2…………3!!]

JR-Vultrix gets the second pinfall.

Kris Gaffney-First Blood has not been kind to Daryl Prichard.

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage. He’s about to throw grapes, when suddenly a bunch of grapes fall on him. He walks through them eating them, shrugging it off, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-That was an odd entrance.

King-The Melon Gods approve though.

Kris Gaffney-They must…

Lights dim and flash blue as "Black Sails"- Black McCreary blasts. Smoke begins to shoot from the ramp as "The One" Austin Joseph walks out from the back.

"Making his way to the ring. Hailing from Florence Oregon. He's weighing in at 245 pounds and he stands at 6'5" He is THE ONE!

He throws his arms in the air as fireworks blast from the stage and begins his descend to the ring. He leaps up onto the ring apron, then he leaps over the top rope doing a flip and rolling so he sits with his legs crossed in the center of the ring. He looks side to side, then slides himself to his corner and puts both hands on the middle rope remaining seated. Staring, waiting for the match to begin.

JR-Since arriving on the scene, man known as “the One” has impressed a lot.

King-So much he’s also in the main event.

Kris Gaffney-I’m not sure if anyone has ever became the IC, then the world champion in one night before.

[Kenny Omegrape stands in the middle of the ring getting the crowd pumped up. “The One” Austin Joseph see’s ready for him, Kenny yells eat your fruit. Austin shakes his head, this weirds Kenny Omegrape out, he runs towards Austin Joseph. Austin Joseph is able to take him down with a drop toe hold that puts Kenny Omegrape on his face. Kenny Omegrape gets up to his feet, and Austin Joseph kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and he drops him with a sit down face buster. Austin Joseph goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into positin to make the count, the ref counts 1……2..KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Kenny tries to get up to his feet, but Austin Joseph is able to bring down with a double axe handle that hits the back of his neck. He gets up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape picks him up, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks him backwards, and he tries to whip him to the ropes, and is successful in doing so. Kenny Omegrape bounces off of the ropes, and he goes for a clothesline that ducks under. Kenny Omegrape bounces off of the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and he hits a power slam. “The One” Austin Joseph goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…….2…KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape gets pulled up to his feet, and he picks up Kenny Omegrape over his shoulder. Kenny Omegrape is able to slide out of the back of Austin Joseph. Kenny Omegrape runs to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. “The One” Austin Jospeh is able to counter with a one man flap jack that sends him flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat.]

JR-Kenny seemed like to have momentum, but that went south quickly.

King-Reminds me of he should not be named.

Kris Gaffney-But he certainly goes north.

King-Except when he doesn’t…

[Kenny Omegrape bounces up, holding his mid section. Austin Joseph picks up Kenny OMegrape over his shoulder, he tries to run out of the corner with a running power slam.B ut Kenny Omegrape is able to slide out of the back of Austin Joseph. Kenny Omegrape is now on the top rope. Austin Joseph runs towards Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape hits a boot to the face that makes him back up. Kenny OMegrape jumps off of the turnbuckle, and he connects with a missile drop kick. Kenny can’t capitalize on it however, as he has already taken quite a few moves before hand. Kenny Omegrape is slow to get up to his feet. Kenny Omegrape uses the ropes to pull himself up to his feet. Austin Joseph runs towards Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape counters with a hot shot that sends him flying through the air. Austin Joseph neck hits the top rope, he stumbles out of the corner. Kenny OMegrape hits a kick to the gut that doubles over “the One” Austin Joseph. He hooks him with a vertical suplex. He hooks the leg, and he connects with a fisherman suplex with a bridge into a pinning combination. The ref counts 1………………2…………..Austin Joseph is able to kick out breaking the pinning combination. Kenny Omegrape looks towards Austin Joseph as he gets up to his feet. He yells he’s going to end this match as he turns towards Austin Joseph who is having issues getting up to his feet.]

JR-The IC champion is currently in control of this match.

King-Currently?

Kris Gaffney-Guess things do change.

[Kenny Omegrape picks up Austin Joseph. Austin Joseph lifts up Kenny and connects with an inverted atomic drop. He stumbles backwards into the corner. Austin Joseph runs at Kenny, Kenny counters with a boot to the face. Kenny climbs up to the second rope as Austin Joseph stumbles backwards. Kenny Omegrape jumps in the air for a move, but “The One” Austin Joseph spears Kenny Omegrape out of the air with the One and Only. Kenny is down. Austin Joseph goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref counts 1………..2……….3!!]

JR-That’s it!! We have a new IC champion!!

King-Well…Edge allowed it to happen, so I think were all winners here.

Kris Gaffney-Definitely.

("Insatiable" plays over the PA System and Tiffany makes her way out onto the ramp.)

JR: Tiffany has a long history of being in Women's Title matches at First Blood... but her streak ended last year.

King: Hopefully, this is the start of a new one!

Kris: It sure feels weird that Laura isn't here... but Tiffany must feel that improves her chances.

("Dirty Little Girl" plays next and out comes the new EMF Women's Champion, Mickie James. She gets a mixed reaction with some sections of the crowd clearly unhappy at how she won the title.)

JR: Tiffany and Mickie are the first two women to hold Money in the Bank... but Mickie succeeded where Tiffany failed.

King: You have to wonder who the third will be.... once the lock boxes gets opened.

Kris: I don't think anyone will be rushing to come after Mickie James....

(The bell rings and we are underway. Tiffany and Mickie circle the ring and Mickie smirks at her, and Tiffany looks a little creeped out. Mickie then charges at Tiffany and takes her down with a clothesline. Tiffany springs up but Mickie takes her down again. As Tiffany climbs up again, Mickie grabs her and hits a quick suplex. Tiffany rolls and climbs back to her feet and Mickie charges for another clothesline but Tiffany grabs her and irish whips her into the corner. Mickie hits the turnbuckle but before Tiffany charges at her she leaps to the top rope and then jumps off, hitting a Thez Press. She hammers away with hard shots on Tiffany who is desperately trying to block her. Eventually she is able to and pushes Mickie away. Tiffany decides to roll to the outside to regain her composure.)

JR: The champion has been quick out of the blocks here....

King: Tiffany doesn't know what's hit her....

Kris: It could be worse.... much worse...

(Tiffany composes herself and climbs up on to the apron, but Mickie is waiting her her, and charges at her. Tiffany pulls down the top rope, and Mickie tumbles over it, landing hard on the apron. As Mickie climbs to her feet, Tiffany hits a drop kick, sending Mickie to the floor. Tiffany remains on the apron and when Mickie climbs to her feet, Tiffany leaps and hits a hurricanrana, sending Mickie flying. She lands near the barricade and as she stumbles up, Tiffany hurls her hard into it. Mickie goes down and looks hurt. As she tries to get up again, Tiffany plants her down with a DDT on the outside. Tiffany slides into the ring and back out, breaking the referee's count. She picks up Mickie James and hurls her into the ringpost before sliding her into the ring. Tiffany waits and as Mickie gets up, leaps up, and plants Mickie with another big DDT. She hooks the leg for 1..... 2..... kick out!)

JR: Tiffany leaving the ring to get her head together has got her back into the game....

King: She's a former champion... and always dangerous.

Kris: Mickie really can't afford to take her lightly...

(Tiffany bangs the mat in frustration, and calls for the TNT. She is stalking Mickie who rolls over before getting to her knees. Mickie looks like she's about to stumble up into the waiting Tiffany, but then she reaches up... and applies the Vaginal Claw to Tiffany! Tiffany shrieks and tries to break away from Mickie, who tightens the hold. Tiffany eventually kicks her away but looks disturbed, even more so when Mickie licks her fingers. Tiffany leaps up looking for a TNT, but Mickie just catches her in midair and then slams her to the mat. Tiffany stumbles up and Mickie nails the Mick Kick! Mickie drops into the cover for 1..... 2...... Tiffany puts a foot on the ropes, breaking the count. Mickei looks stunned. She starts hammering away on Tiffany out of frustration. Tiffany blocks a shot and pushes Mickie off. Mickie springs to her feet and then as Tiffany climbs up too, Mickie hits her with a snapmere, and follows it up with a dropkick. As Tiffany goes down, Mickie applies her cross STF finisher. Tiffany struggles, trying to get towards the ropes. As she edges closes, Mickie pulls her back, and tightens the hold. Tiffany is still trying to reach the ropes and claws closer again, and is fingertips away.... but appears to be fading. She looks like she is about to submit, when suddenly someone pushes the rope towards her, and she grabs hold. It's Laura Cena! The referee demands a break. Mickie jumps up and stares down Laura.)

JR: The former champion shows up..... is this revenge for Latino Heat?

King: Or a Beautiful People Reunion...

Kris: Please be the latter... I miss those entrances...

(Laura is seen yelling someone at Mickie and Mickie motions for her to get in the ring. Suddenly, Mickie is spun round by Tiffany, and planted with the TNT! Tiffany hooks the leg for 1..... 2..... KICK OUT. It's Tiffany's turn to look on in disbelief and argue with the referee. She gets up in the referees face as Mickie starts to recover. Laura Cena leaps up onto the apron and is holding a spray. When Tiffany sees this, she smirks, but then Laura sprays it right in Tiffany's face while the referee can't see her. He turns around to look at Laura having seen something come past him, but Laura has already got rid of the evidence. Tiffany stumbles, blinded towards Mickie who grabs her, pulls her hair back and then kisses Tiffany before nailing her with the Long Kiss Goodnight! Mickie hooks the leg for 1...... 2....... 3!)

JR: Now I'm confused.... Laura helped Tiffany in the first instance.... but then cost her the title?

King: Maybe she has really bad aim....

Kris: Or she loves her Aunt Mickie really?

(Mickie is handed her title and smirks but then Laura climbs into the ring and Mickie looks confused. Laura raises Mickie's hand, and Mickie looks uncomfortable. Suddenly Laura kicks her in the midsection, scoops her up, and nails the Royally Screwed! Mickie hits the mat hard and rolls out of the ring. Laura calls for a microphone.)

Laura: Make no mistake about this Mickie.... what you did to me at Latino Heat won't go unpunished. I'm getting my championship back. When I open my lock box.... I hope and pray it's the Money in the Bank contact... because if it is, you'll be defending that title against me at the very next show. But until I get my shot.... no one else is taking that belt from you.... I'll make sure of that. I'm not having anyone save you from the arse kicking that's coming your way.... and before you make a joke about how you'd "enjoy it".... that's fine by me... as long as I get my belt back, and you learn that I am the best in the world now, and that your time is up. I'll see you soon.... hopefully.... real soon....

(Laura holds up her lock box as her music plays and Mickie looks annoyed but leaves, raising her title as she does.)

(“The Duck Song” blasts on the PA system. Walter Melon walks out on the stage. He yells eat your fruit. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Earlier Walter Melon was successful in defending his extreme championship.

King-Now I’m sure he’s hoping he doesn’t find Ashley Irvine anywhere.

(Arena lights go black as Lux Aeterna (Tenebrosi Stellata Version) "Eternal Light Dark Star" hits and Wretched walks out holding a candle.)

Her Dark Star hails from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum, Salem Massachusetts and at Six Foot Eleven inches tall – at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

(Nobody blows the candle out and the arena lights rise again. He slithers under the bottom rope and slides back sitting in the corner. Nobody reaches for the top rope and pulls himself back to his feet. He rolls his neck and glares hard at the floor as he rocks side to side in his corner – gently tapping together the tips of his fingers seeming intent on hearing the sweet release of the bell ringing.)

Kris Gaffney-And we thought Alycia was the stalker of the family…

JR-This match should lend itself to Wretch’s brutality.

King-Although, it can cause an opponent to be eliminated quickly.

Lights dim and flash blue as "Black Sails"- Black McCreary blasts. Smoke begins to shoot from the ramp as "The One" Austin Joseph walks out from the back.

Announcer: Making his way to the ring. Hailing from Florence Oregon. He's weighing in at 245 pounds and he stands at 6'5" He is THE ONE!

JR-Austin Joseph won one title, he is going for the second one tonight.

King-Which he can’t hold both.

Kris Gaffney-That’s right…we would have to figure it out later.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He walks down the isle, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder was the world champion earlier this year, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind another reign.

King-We all would like another reign.

Kris Gaffney-I just want one.

(“That’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage, he holds up the world championship. He walks down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-As it was mentioned this match could create a large danger to the title reign of Logan Riley.

King-He doesn’t need to even be pinned.

Kris Gaffney-He just needs to bleed.

[The crowd builds as all the competitors are in the ring. Walter Melon gets close to the Wretched Nobody, and he turns around, and he has watermelon colored brass knuckles. He hits the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody stands there, and looks at him, Walter Melon goes for another shot, Walter Melon fist is caught by the hand of The Wretched Nobody, and Wretch crushes his hand. Wretch has his brass knuckles, and bends them. Walter Melone makes a comment saying that’s so unrealistic. The Wretched Nobody, throws them away, and he hits a hard fist to the face that knocks down Wretched Nobody closes in on Walter Melon who is losing room as he is backed into the corner, Wretched Nobody hits a knee lift into the gut driving the air out of Walter Melon, Wretched Nobody hits another one. Walter Melon gets hooked, Wretched Nobody runs, and hurls him through the air. For some reason he see’s Ashley Irvine who is also flying through the air, and she yells WATERMELON!! Walter Melon crashes down on the mat, and he rolls out of the ring.]

JR-Wretched Nobody, and Walter Melon renew their feud.

King-I think Ashley Irvine set a record for amount of times she’s yelled “WATERMELON”.

Kris Gaffney-Certainly a land mark in her career.

[Zack Ryder has a ladder set up on the outside of the ring. He climbs up to the top of the ladder, he looks down, and see’s the world champion Logan Riley set up on the table. But as he gets too close to the top. Logan Riley comes to life, and he quickly climbs up to the top of the ladder. He meets Zack Ryder with a fist to the face. Zack Ryder answers with a fist to the face. Logan and Ryder trade fists, but suddenly Logan Riley rakes the eyes of Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder blinded. He throws a wild fist to the face of Logan Riley, Riley is able to block it. He grabs Zack Ryder into a vertical suplex position. He hooks him, he lifts him, and he drops him off of the ladder with a super plex. The announcers desk implodes as both Zack Ryder, and Logan Riley go through the table. The ref goes over to the wreckage, he looks over, and he see’s no blood, so both wrestlers are still in the match.]

JR-Early in this match, both Zack Ryder, and Logan Riley are doing their best to destroy each other.

Kris Gaffney-Also our announcers table.

King-Poor announcers table….even Wade Wilson would admit with Riley involved, it never had a chance.

Kris Gaffney-What does that mean. Let's go out to the EMF studio with Scott Steiner to give his two cents on what King meant.

(Scott Steiner is in a studio in Phoenix, Arizona.)

(we go back to focusing on the ring)

[Walter Melon is in the ring on the ropes as Austin Joseph takes a few fists to the face. Walter Melon reels on the ropes. Austin Joseph grabs his arm, and he attempts to whip him to the ropes. But it’s reversed by Austin Joseph. Walter Melon bounces off of the ropes, and Austin Joseph lowers his head. Walter Melon connects with a running DDT that plants him down on the mat. Austin Joseph face goes into the mat. Dazed he gets up to his feet. Walter Melon grabs a hold of a chair that was left in the ring, he hits the mat, and he waits. He hits Austin Joesph with it!! The ref checks it. Austin Joseph is not busted open. Walter Melon hits the mat yelling for Austin to get up to his feet. Austin is rising up to his feet. He is up to his feet. Walter goes for a chair shot, but Austin ducks under. Walter tries to turn around quickly, and he loads up again, but this time the chair is kicked back right into his face by Trepidation by the Wretched Nobody into the chair!! Walter gets hit with the chair in the face. Walter is bleeding, and the ref see’s it! WALTER MELON IS ELIMINATED!!]

JR-That was some sweet revenge for The Wretched Nobody.

King-He still didn’t win the extreme championship.

Kris Gaffney-Well he could win the world championship.

King-Alex Salvatore is rolling over in his grave…and he’s not even dead….I don’t think.

[Wretch picks up the chair. Austin Joseph looks around. Austin Joseph hits a few fists to the face of the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody looks a little bit effected, but still has the chair. He goes for Austin’s head, Austin Joseph ducks under. Austin stumbles towards the ropes. Wretched Nobody runs, and he goes for the Trepidation, but Austin Joseph is able to duck under, and Wretch is now on the top rope. Austin Joseph hits a standing drop kick that makes Wretched Nboody fall over the top rope. Wretched Nobody pulls himself up. Austin Joseph runs, and he connects with a one and only spear through the ropes on Wretch sending him, and Wretch falling hard on the floor. Both wrestlers are clearly in pain as the crowd gives a “holy shit” chant to that. Austin Joseph who hit his face on the mat after that last move drags himself over to the base of a steel steps that had been knocked off camera. Pulling himself. Suddenly out of no where, Zack Ryder comes flying into the screen hitting a gullitine leg drop sending Austin Joseph face right into the steel. Austin Joseph bounces up, and he is now bleeding. AUSTIN JOSEPH IS ELIMINATED!!]

JR-Austin Joseph hit a hell of a move, but it cost him everything.

King-But at least he survived!

Kris Gaffney-Did he?

King-Maybe not…

[Wretched Nobody inside of the ring has Logan Riley cornered, the Wretched Nobody puts his boot on the throat of the Logan Riley. He lets go, and he walks to the middle of the ring.He holds up a bag to the crowd who react as he drops tacks on the mat. He turns around, Logan Riley connects with the Final Cut!! This makes The Wretched Nobody fall backwards, and he falls out of the ring. Logan Riley turns around, and Zack Ryder hits a few fists to the face, and he backs up. Zack Ryder backs up and he calls for the Rough Ryder. Zack Ryder runs, and he goes for the Rough Ryder. Logan Riley throws Zack Ryder off, and Ryder almost goes into the tacks. But he lands on his feet. He turns around right into the Final Cut. Ryder falls right on the tacks back first to painful result as he rolls around in it, he rolls out. The ref checks him, and confirms that Ryder is bleeding from the back. ZACK RYDER IS ELIMINATED!!]

JR-Were down to the final two.

King-This is much different than any match Logan Riley has been in, he doesn’t have to be pinned. A wrong fall anywhere could end it.

Kris Gaffney-Ric Flair would be horrible at this match.

[Wretched Nobody while the camera was off him had torn away the turnbuckle cover. He turns around, and Logan Riley meets him with a few hard fists to the face that dazes the Wretched Nobody. Wretched Nobody stops his momentum, and hits a knee lift into the gut. Wretched Nobody attempts to whip him to the corner, but it’s reversed. Wretched Nobody hits the unprotected turnbuckle padding. He stumbles out of the corner. Logan Riley hits a chair shot that takes down. Logan Riley yells “check him”, the ref tells Logan he’s not bleeding. Logan Riley shakes his head, and he goes to the outside of the ring, and he brings out a glass table.]

JR-Who the hell put that under there.

King-Why would I know.

Kris Gaffney-I think I know.

Charlotte Flair-It took a bitch ass time to find the right one…

[Logan Riley brings the table into the ring. He hits a few fists to the face of Wretched Nobody, he whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Logan Riley lowers his head trying to back body drop Wretch through the table. But Wretch is able to counter with a kick to the face. Logan Riley stumbles up, he grabs the table, and tries to adjust. Wretch connects with the Trepidation to the table!! The table shatters around the arm/ shoulder area of Logan Riley knocking him down on the mat. But doesn’t put him out as it didn’t land like normal. Logan Riley gets up. The ref eyes are bludging he signals. Logan Riley is bleeding from the arm. LOGAN RILEY IS ELIMINATED!!]

JR-My god Wretch has done it.

King-Way to go Ms. Glass….that didn’t work out for you did it.

Charlotte Flair-Eh…either way…

(Before Logan Riley can say anything, Wretch takes him down with his finisher. He stands in the ring with the world championship. The Wretched Nobody is handed the title, he looks at it for a long moment before he dips his hand in nearby puddle of blood and firmly presses a dripping bloody hand print on the main plate. Nobody turns and holds it up for the bloodthirsty, ravenous EMF audience!

Wretched Nobody- I Am The Devourer of Gods and Legends alike! I Am The Champion of EMF! I Am The Wretched Nobody!

(First Blood goes off the air with that.)