(Copyright information shows on the screen as we go into a clip of the last ten years of First Blood. Ending with text that says…..)

"A new decade begins…."

(We go into an introduction screen as an announcer welcomes us to First Blood 2009. Cowboy Stadium is packed as an abnormally large pyrotechnics display blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on as many, many fans are already yelling and waving their signs. Some say "Jerry Jones paid me to hold this sign!", "I'm better than the Guns at X-Box", and "Spoiler: X-Cold returns, and wins the world title…then so does David Arquette".)

JR-It's been ten years in the making, welcome to First Blood. We have quite a show for you tonight in the very new Cowboys stadium.

King-You know it's new when they just name it by the teams name.

Kris Gaffney-So…when do we get to bash the huge monitor….I think someone has to…*mumbles*….it thinks it's so big….

King-I was going to destroy it…but then Jerry Jones paid me not to…idiot…

("Light a Fire" blasts on the PA system as Fyre runs out to the stage, and fire pyrotechnics blasts off behind her. She slides into the ring, and waits for her opponent.)

JR-The feud with these two ladies has gotten personal.

King-I never knew that Fyre took anything seriously.

Kris Gaffney-Actually she takes everything seriously, it's just fate that won't allow the things she take seriously, to be taken seriously

JR-That must suck….

("Bodies" blasts on the PA system as Marina walks out to the ring, and she steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Marina has been waiting for this moment since last month.

King-I know I would wait longer to get my hands on Fyre!

Kris Gaffney-….

King-What? Crazy chicks are hot too…

[Marina and Fyre face off in the middle of the ring, both talk trash. Fyre hits a slap on Marina. Marina takes a few moments to register the impact of that last slap, and then turns around, and hits a spear on Fyre, and Marina starts to hit a few fistst o the face of Fyre, and Fyre is able to throw off Marina, and Fyre is able to roll out of the ring and try to take a few moments to rest up. But as she turns around Marina is able to hit baseball slide between the bottom and middle ropes. Fyre falls backwads, and Marina rolls out of the ring, and pulls up Fyre by the hair, and brings Fyre over to the ring steps, and smashes her into the ring steps. Fyre bounces off of the steps. Marina throws Fyre into the ring, and then she yells to the crow to get them pumped up, and she climbs up to the top rope, and Marina measures up on Fyre. But Fyre nips up, and runs up the turnbuckles, but before she can do anything. Marina meets her with a few fists to the face, and then follows it up with a head butt that stuns Fyre. Marina pushes Fyre off, and Fyre crashes on the mat. Marina steady's herself on the top rope, and as Fyre gets up to her feet. Marina leaps off of the top rope, and catches Fyre with a cross body block. Marina hooks the leg of Fyre, and the ref counts the 1………………………………….2………………………..kick out by Fyre. Marina can't believe that she didn't get three, but doesn't quite care as she doesn't mind giving out some more punishment. Fyre tries to get up in the corner, but as Fyre gets up. Marina grabs the legs of Fyre, and now Fyre is in the air, and Marina yanks Fyre off of the ropes, and she crashes into the mat. Fyre is in pain, and Marina backs away allowing Fyre to get up. Fyre gets up to her feet with the help of the ropes, but before she gets up Marina starts to choke her with the ropes, and as the ref gets to 4. Marina backs off as she doesn't want to lose this match via DQ.]

JR-Marina is taking it to Fyre.

King-Seemly Fyre really isn't taking this match seriously.

Kris Gaffney- Does Fyre ever take anything seriously?

King-Her boob size.

Kris Gaffney-I mean in wrestling…but good point.

[Marina backs off as the ref warns her about being too aggressive, and Marina backs up, but it doesn't seem like she is going to give up any space to Fyre, and Marina runs to the ropes and she bounces off of the ropes. But as she bounces off of the ropes, Fyre get off of the second rope, and hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Marina, both wrestlers are down on the mat trying to rest up, and both wrestlers get up to their feet. Marina gets to her feet, and once she does. Marina gets taken down by Fyre who sets up Marina and hits a catapault that sends Marina flying into the nearest turnbuckle, Marina hits her head on the top turnbuckle, and stumbles out of the corner backwards, and Fyre hits a neck breaker. Once again both wrestlers are down, but Fyre this time is able to follow up somewhat as they get to their feet. Marina still stunned goes for a fist, ducks under, and Fyre hits an inverted 3.0 back breaker. Fyre rolls to the outside because the voices in her head told her to, and she climbs up to the top rope. Marina gets up to her feet, and Fyre leaps off of the top rope, and hits a double axe handle that brings down Marina. Fyre decides that it's time to go for the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………….2……………………………..kick out. Fyre looks frustrated, maybe she thought she was going through the Macho Man stage as well or something….I don't know. Anyways to get back to the moves, Fyre hits a few stomps on the downed Marina as the ref yells at her.]

JR-Fyre thought that she would get three there.

King-She is one more away from a elbow from the top rope.

Kris Gaffney-As if she needed to add more fuel to the fire…

[Fyre pulls up Marina, but Marina hits a jaw breaker on Fyre. Fyre and Marina are down on the mat. Suddenly Wes Ideka runs down to the ring, and slides into the ring, he waits for Marina to get up, and he swing at Marina, but before he connects with anything. He breaks a nail, and screams like a girl. Marina looks at him weirdly, Fyre tries to attack Marina from behind, but Marina side steps Fyre, and throws Fyre into Wes. Wes falls out of the ring, and Marina school girls Fyre, and is able to hold her for the 1……………2……………..3!]

JR-Marina was able to get the win thanks to the mis cue by the two friends.

King-That plan didn't work out too well.

Kris Gaffney-Seemly not

(Marina celebrates, but Fyre attacks Marina from behind, and leaves the ring yelling a few things towards the ring, as she leaves.)

(We go backstage to where President John Cena is walking backstage, talking on a cellphone. He walks past a locker room marked "Revolution". As he does, the door opens. Chris Masters notices Cena standing there, and is about to walk away, but what he overhears makes him hide back behind the door, and try and eavesdrop the conversation.)

Cena: I don't care how much you want it... I will not tell you where the world title shot is! No... I really can't. Its classified information. Yea... your my friend but I simply can't do it. Alright... alright listen.... because its you... i'll do it. But you didn't hear this from me.... ok? *He looks around*.... Number 1. Alright. Got it. Ok. But as I said.... you heard nothing from me. Alright... good luck.

(Cena flips his cell shut. Masters closes the door and smirks.We go back to ringside.)

("slither" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring as fire pyrotechnics blasts off behind him.)

JR-Firestorm has been a great television champion, he's taken on everyone put in front of him, and come out the champion. But tonight he has someone with championship experience to face.

King-You know…Fyre and Firestorm get fire pyrotechnics…

Kris Gaffney-Don't start that…

("Bad Company" blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-This man is a threat to any championship anytime he has a chance, I don't think Firestorm should under estimate this man.

King-Oh, Firestorm knows what Pond's really all about, I don't think he is.

[Firestorm and Dewey Pond pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Firestorm hits a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Firestorm picks up Dewey Pond, and hits a quick body slam on Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond is down on the mat, and sits up, and Firestorm hits a kick to the back of Dewey Pond. Firestorm pulls up Dewey Pond, and tries to whip him to the ropes, and before Dewey Pond bounces off of the ropes, Firestorm is able to hook the ropes, and Firestorm seeing this tries to make sure that he doesn't use the advantage, and he charges at Dewey Pond, and goes for a clothesline over the top rope, but it's countered with a back body drop that sends Firestorm over the top rope, but Firestorm is able to land on the apron. Dewey Pond turns around, and Firestorm hits a shoulder block into the gut that stumbles back Dewey Pond. Firestorm jumps quickly back on the apron, and goes up to the top rope, and leaps off of the top rope, and nails Dewey Pond with a quick double axe handle that brings down Dewey Pond. Firestorm stays on his knee's trying to think of what else to do next.]

JR-Firestorm is maintaining an advantage in this match.

King-I happen to notice he used a Macho Man move…think he's going into his Macho phase again?

Kris Gaffney-….that could only happen once in a life time…could it?

[Firestorm decides that it's not time to go for any pins, so he puts on a chin lock, and the ref makes sure that it's not a choke, then is near by just in case for some reason that Dewey Pond wants to give it up for some reason, even though that's very unlikely. Dewey Pond decides that he isn't going to give it up unnecessarily, so Dewey Pond slowly gets to his feet, and hits a few elbows to the gut of Firestorm once he gets up to his feet. Firestorm is stunned, and finally lets go of the hold, and Dewey Pond hits a fist to he face that stumbles back Firestorm. Dewey Pond runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Firestorm goes for a clothesline, and Dewey Pond ducks it and continues to the other side of the ring. Dewey Pond bounces off of the opposite side of the ring ropes, and looks like he's going to go for some move, but what move we will never know because Firestorm is able to counter the move with a spinning double A spine buster that drives Dewey Pond into the mat. Firestorm then goes into the cover, hooking both legs with his arms and legs, and the ref counts the 1…………………….2……………………………kick out by Dewey Pond!]

King-Does he think he's double A now?

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he thought that would protect his spot?

JR-Or maybe he thought that was an effective move…

Kris Gaffney-Na….couldn't be…

[Firestorm shakes his head, and decide that he needs to press the advantage. Firestorm picks up Dewey Pond and hits a quick snap suplex. Firestorm shakes his head, and goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope, but as he gets up to the top rope. Dewey Pond gets up, and catches Firestorm on the ropes, and slams Firestorm off of the top rope, and Firestorm crashes on the mat, and Dewey Pond falls to mat, and obviously this makes the two both on the mat; therefore the ref takes more text space away, and starts to do the standing ten count. The ref gets up to the 8 count, and both wrestlers get up to their feet, and Firestorm takes a wild fist to the face, and Dewey Pond is able to duck under, and hooks Firestorm, and goes for a back slide, and the ref counts the 1……………….Firestorm is able to kick out quickly, and Firestorm is able to get up quickly as well. But gets knocked down quickly with a quick clothesline that knocks himd own to the mat, and Firestorm gets up to his feet stunned, and Dewey Pond hits a punch into the gut that doubles over Dewey Pond hits a quick Russian leg sweep that knocks down Firestorm to the mat. Dewey Pond runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes, and hits a knee drop to the face of Firestorm. Firestorm rolls away in pain, and goes into the corner, and he tries to get up to his feet. But Dewey Pond is able to meet him in the corner, and hits a few stomps in the corner keeping him in a sitting position, and on his own terms Dewey Pond picks up Firestorm to his feet, and he whips Firestorm hard into opposite corner, so much so that he flips in the corner, and on to the apron. Dewey Pond runs to the ropes, and sling shots Firestorm over the top rope, and Firestorm slowly gets up to his feet. Dewey Pond kicks Firestorm in the gut that doubles him over, and drives Firestorm down for a DDT. Dewey Pond goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………………………..2…………………………..KICK OUT by Firestorm as Dewey Pond realizes how close he was.]

JR-Dewey Pond can feel that he's on the brink of winning this match.

King-That's never a good sign.

Kris Gaffney-It's like having momentum in the WWE.

[Dewey Pond decides that he might need a big move before he tries to put this match away as he climbs up to the top rope. But all of a sudden unexpectively Firestorm is up to his feet, and he dives on the top rope, and Dewey Pond crotches on the top rope, and Firestorm see's this as a chance as Dewey Pond is leaning a bit, Firestorm pulls Dewey Pond, and slowly twists Dewey Pond, and hits the Firestarter off of the top rope! Dewey Pond crashes to the mat. Firestorm pulls Dewey Pond away from the ropes, and Firestorm goes into the cover on Dewey Pond, the ref counts the 1…………..2…………….3!]

JR-Firestorm remains champion!

King-He's on quite a roll.

Kris Gaffney-That's for sure.

(note: Very competitive, we just felt that Firestorm had the edge here.)

("The Machine Gun's theme" blasts on the PA system as Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley walk to the ring after doing their pose at the top of the stage.)

JR-These two are probably going to be the show stealers of the match.

King-Which means their going to do a bunch of random flips.

Kris Gaffney-And lose anyways.

King-FUN!

("Game On" blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda and Abyss walks to the ring, and steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is a very odd team.

King-Yeah, but this match doesn't have any tags, so I don't think chemistry will come into play here.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…what if they win the titles?

King-Then their screwed.

("AIDS theme" blasts on the PA system as AIDS walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This team has prepared to be…..

(suddenly the picture cuts out into snow, then a bunch of weird computer like pictures with the words "Take Over Eminent". We go back into the live feed.)

King-I told you that the hackers you hacked would get us back.

Kris Gaffney-I didn't know!

[The three teams look up at the belts, then finally Chris Sabin runs at Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is able to counter this with a back body drop that sends Alex Shelley over the top rope. It seems that Tony Ikeda might go out to attack, but Brandon Eastman comes from behind, and hits a clubbing blow to the back of the head of Tony Ikeda, and Tony Ikeda turns around takes a wild swing at Brandon Eastman who picks up Tony Ikeda, and hits a atomic drop. Tony Ikeda stumbles forward, and with his tag team partner too busy fighting Chris Sabin. The tag team of Hawke and Eastman is able to double team Tony Ikeda who stumbles to the ropes after that atomic drop, and Tony Ikeda goes for a wild fist to the face of Brandon Eastman. Eastman and Hawke hook Tony Ikeda, and hits a double gut buster. Tony Ikeda rolls out in pain, as both Myke Hawke and Brandon Eastman hit stomps on the downed Tony Ikeda to help the process. Abyss comes over to Myke Hawke and Brandon Eastman and hits a few clubbing blow to try to get revenge for his partner. Be it temporary partner, but the numbers finally catch up with him, as Myke Hawke hits a poke to the eyes. This blinds Abyss, and Myke Hawke and Brandon Eastman batter him with fists to the face. This backs Abyss to the ropes.]

JR-Abyss might have bit off more than he can chew here.

King- Well there is a reason why he wears a mask after all…he doesn't have much to lose.

Kris Gaffney-You'll be sorry if he ever figures out what you just said about him.

King-HA! I'd like to see him try…to figure out what I said.

[Abyss gets double whipped to the ropes by Brandon Eastman and Myke Hawke. Abyss bounces off of the ropes, and Brandon Eastman and Myke Hawke goes for a double clothesline, but it's ducked under and Abyss continues to the other side of the ring, and bounces off fot he ropes, and goes to the other side of the ring. Myke Hawke and Brandon Eastman turn around, and Abyss leaps in the air, and knocks down both wrestlers with a double diving clothesline that knocks down both wrestlers. Being the bigger of the two Brandon Eastman gets up, and goes for a wild fist, Abyss ducks under, and hits a big spike spine buster. Myke Hawke is getting up, and Abyss hits a running big boot that knocks Myke Hawke to the mat below. Where Tony Ikeda has seemly recovered, and is waiting as Myke Hawke stumbles up to his feet, and Tony Ikeda sets up Myke Hawke lifts him up, and drives him down with a full nelson slam on the floor. Myke Hawke splats on the mat as the crowd seemly is mixed on whether or not to cheer for a good move by the heel. Tony Ikeda grabs a chair, and he waits as Myke Hawke sits up. Tony Ikeda charges at the downed Myke Hawke with a chair, and puts it on his feet, and hits a skate board drop kick with the chair into the face of Myke Hawke.]

JR-We see the first use of the chair right here.

King-But it's not a chair match.

Kris Gaffney-I'm sure someone might have a heart attack in shock if it was…

[Tony Ikeda grabs a ladder, and see's Chris Sabin coming into the picture, and smashes him with the ladder to knock him down. Seeing that the ring is pretty much clear with anyone upright at the very least, he decides that he should go for the titles as he quickly as he can pushes in the ladder, and sets up the ladder, and climbs up the ladder with no one around. Tony Ikeda is getting there, and reaches out for the belt, but realizes he needs a step or two more. But on the other side, Alex Shelley is on the apron, and sling shots himself on the top rope, and leaps right on the ladder almost equal to where Tony Ikeda, the two start to throw fists to the face. Then it looks like Alex Shelley is trying to get the upper hand, but Tony Ikeda rakes the eyes of Alex Shelley, and being that he wants to try to get the belts again. Tony Ikeda tries to throw Alex Shelley off of the ladder without taking himself off the top of the ladder, so he sets up for a back body drop off of the ladder, and executes, but Alex Shelley counters with a sunset power bomb that drives Tony Ikeda into the mat. This tips over the ladder, Tony Ikeda rolls out of the ring. Chris Sabin rolls into the ring, and yells something at Shelley.]

JR-It seems that Sabin has an idea.

Kris Gaffney-Think it might lead Shelley to a national championship?

King-All Miami Dolphin fans hate you right now…

Kris Gaffney-…I know…

[Shelley nods his head as he runs to the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes, Chris Sabin hits a back body drop over the top rope and Shelley spins as he nails Tony Ikeda and his partner Abyss with a cork screw cross body block.that knocks both down to the mat. Alex Shelley gets up in pain, and he turns around, and he gets grabbed by the throat by Brandon Eastman, Chris Sabin quickly gets on the apron, and leaps off of the apron to try to break this up. Brandon Eastman grabs him by the throat also. He turns around, and is right by a table, he lifts up the Machine Guns by himself, and drives them both through a table with a double choke slam!]

JR-What a move by Brandon Eastman.

King-Yeah, but he has to be watching the ring.

[Inside of the ring, Myke Hawke and Abyss are at the top of the ladder, and Abyss is getting the advantage on Myke Hawke. Abyss smashes Myke Hawke's head off of the top of the ladder. And Hawke seems out of it, and Abyss reaches for the titles, but Brandon Eastman smashes Abyss with a chair stunning him, Eastman climbs up, sets up Abyss, and hits a crufix power bomb! This gives Hawke a chance to recover, and grabs the titles, and the ref rings the bell.]

JR-AIDS has won this match.

King-That must be a plus for all random whores in the world

(Note: Tony wrote a solid RP, Abyss added what he could. But without a doubt AIDS just brought the house. Their RP's certainly were focused, and good to win this match.)

("Obsession" blasts on the PA system as Mickie James, Sierra, and Katrina all skip down to ring side.)

JR-This team is an interesting collection of talent.

King-Interesting is right!

Kris Gaffney-I already coined them Team Bi-Lesbians…think they'll use it?

King-Probably not…

("Angel on my Shoulder" as the Beautiful People walk out to the ring, and they slide into the ring.)

JR-This team doesn't quite have the advantage they expected.

King-Vince McMahon disapproves of this situation.

Kris Gaffney-Without a doubt…

[Angelina Love looks like she knew what was going on with why ever the fuck that Madison Rayne isn't here, but what was not seen is that Mickie James wasn't too happy, so she hip tosses Angelina Love into the ring over the top rope, Angelina crashes into the mat. Mickie James waits as Angelina Love gets up to her feet, and Mickie James hits a few forearm shots to the face of Angelina Love. Mickie James tries to whip Angelina Love, but it's reversed. Mickie James bounces off of the ropes, and Angelina Love lowers her head, and Mickie James grabs her by the hair, and drives her down to the mat. Angelina goes down to the mat, and gets up in pain. She stumbles into the corner, and Mickie James hits a few kicks into the corner, and she whips Angelina Love in the corner, but it's reversed. Mickie James crashes into the corner, and Angelina Love shakes off the moves she got hit with before, and Mickie James hits a kick into the face. Angelina stumbles back in pain.]

JR-Mickie James saw that one coming.

King-You know…Angelina should know she probably shouldn't run into the corner again.

Kris Gaffney-You think anyone will listen? It's like power bombing Billy Kidman…you have to do it…

[Angelina Love as predicted charges into the corner, and Mickie James hooks Angelina Love, and hits a the Mickcanarana that sends Angelina Love flying. Mickie James waits as slowly Angelina Love gets up to her feet, and Mickie James hits a kick to the gut, and puts her in a vertical suplex position, but instead of hitting the suplex, she moves over to her corner, and Sierra makes the tag in, and Mickie James hits a snap suplex. Sierra sling shots herself over the top rope, into a summersault leg drop across the throat. Sierra goes into the cover on Angelina Love. The ref counts the 1………………..2…………….Kelly Kelly comes into the ring, and pulls Sierra off of the cover, and then runs back to her corner. Sierra seemed to want to make her pay. So much so she yells a few things over to Kelly Kelly, Sierra turns around, and pulls up Angelina Love to her feet, but Angelina Love is able to counter with a reverse jaw breaker that stuns Sierra, and Angelina Love hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Sierra.]

JR-Sierra took her eye off the ball.

King-It has been a long time since she has been in the ring, but it was worth the wait…that much is for sure!!

Kris Gaffney-Can't have too many hot chicks….it's a fact of life.

[Angelina Love makes the tag to Madison Rayne, Madison Rayne comes into the ring, and pulls up Sierra. Sierra throws off Madison Rayne 's hands, and hits a few forearm shots to the face. But before the offense begins to mount, Madison Rayne rakes the eyes of Sierra. Sierra is blinded. Madison Rayne hits a kick to the gut, and puts Sierra in a vertical suplex position, and hits a swinging neck breaker from that position, and Sierra is down on the mat in pain. Madison Rayne hits a few stomps on the downed Sierra. Madison Rayne grabs Sierra, and drags her over to the corner of the Beautiful People. Madison Rayne makes the tag to Kelly Kelly, obviously because that Angelina Love isn't quite rested up enough yet, Kelly Kelly comes into the ring, and both Madison Rayne, and Kelly Kelly take turns in hitting a few stomps into the gut of Sierra. Madison Rayne and Kelly Kelly hook an arm, and then hits a double diving hip toss that sends Sierra hard down to the mat. Madison Rayne rolls out of the ring, before the ref gives them anymore warnings about being in the ring too long. Kelly Kelly measures up. Sierra has gotten on her hands and knee's, and Kelly Kelly charges and leaps on the back of Sierra, leaps in the air,a nd comes down across the back of Sierra's head with a leg drop. Kelly Kelly goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………..2…………………Katrina comes into the ring and breaks up the cover of Kelly Kelly.]

JR-That was just in time.

King-Yeah…but considering the tempers in that ring…

[Suddenly everyone but Mickie James gets out their corner, and they all start brawling. All the women other than the two legal women Kelly Kelly, and Katrina stay in the ring. She pulls up Sierra, and Sierra hits a jaw breaker, and she tags in Mickie James, but Kelly Kelly is able to back quickly as she uses the ropes, and snaps Mickie James over the top rope, Mickie James is on her hands and knee's, and Kelly Kelly decides to go for the same move she hit on Sierra, she jumps on her back, and goes for the leg drop, but Mickie James moves out of the way. Kelly Kelley gets up to her feet stunned, and gets hit with a Mick kick! Mickie James goes into the cover on Kelly Kelly, and the ref counts the 1……………..2………………..3!]

JR-Mickie James gets the win for her team.

Kris Gaffney-That isn't a good thing for the Beautiful People.

King-Probably not.

(At this point Katrina and Sierra, have made the Beautiful People retreat, and team Bi-Lesbian poses in the ring.)

("Marc Mead's theme" blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-Marc has big game experience, don't let his age fool you.

King-And if you aren't fooled, he will tell you to make sure you aren't fooled.

Kris Gaffney-Hhhhhmmm….that's helpful!

("Sound of Madness" blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring.)

JR-This man is stepping into a new environment.

King-You know, Alex Salvatore once proclaimed the Extreme title to be greater than the world….maybe Tazte wants to take the title back to those days.

[Marc Mead comes towards Scott Tazte trying to meet him in the isle, Scott Tazte is able to counter with a back body drop that sends Marc Mead crashing on the hard steel. Scott Tazte decides to continue his way into the ring as he doesn't want to start the match this way. But this allows Chris Legend to sneak down the ramp as Scott Tazte is getting up to the apron, and Chris Legend who already has a Singapore cane in his hands smashes Scott Tazte in the back. Scott Tazte turns around in pain, and Chris Legend waits for Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte turns around, and Chris Legend hits a violent shot to the head. It seems that Scott Tazte might be out, and Chris Legend pulls up Scott Tazte being that he's not some giant he is able to get him into the ring fairly easily, and goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………2………………………..kick out by Scott Tazte. Chris Legend can't believe that he didn't get the three count there, and he see's that Marc Mead has pulled himself to the apron. Chris Legend goes over there, and hits a standing drop kick that knocks Marc Mead off of the apron and to the floor. Chris Legend turns around, and see's that Scott Tazte has gotten up to his feet, and Scott Tazte hits a spinning spinebuster that plants Chris Legend on the mat. Chris Legend and Scott Tazte are down on the mat, and slowly Scott Tazte is able to get his feet. Scott Tazte goes into the corner, Chris Legend stumbles up to his feet, and he see's Scott Tazte in the corner. Chris Legend charges at Scott Tazte, and Scott Tazte hits a boot to the face, and Chris Legend turns around, and Scott Tazte climbs up to the second turnbuckle. Aims, and hits a flying bulldog that dives Chris Legend's head into the mat. For some reason Chris Legend gets up stunned, and Scott Tazte measures up Chris Legend who seems really dazed, sets him up, and drives him down to the mat. This time seemly for good with an inverted Russian leg sweep. Scott Tazte pushes Chris Legend on his back, and goes into the cover.]

JR-Tazte might have the win right here.

King-Doesn't seem right to win it here for some reason…

Kris Gaffney-Maybe if he mentioned House sometime while doing the move, it would be ok..

[Scott Tazte goes into the cover on Chris Legend, and the ref counts the 1……………………………….2……………………Marc Mead from the outside pulls Scott Tazte out of the ring, and Marc Mead tries to whip Scott Tazte to the steps, but it's reversed, and Marc Mead goes crashing into the ring steps back first, and Scott Tazte charges at Marc Mead, but Marc Mead counters with a one man flap jack that sends Scott Tazte into the ring steps face first, and it seems that Tazte is really hurt from that move, Marc Mead would pick him up, and try to cover him, but Marc Mead notices that Chris Legend is getting up in the ring. So he decides to focus his attention on Chris Legend. Marc Mead climbs up to the apron, and measures up, and Marc Mead spring boards off of the top rope, and hits a flying clothesline that connects with a flying clothesline. Chris Legend stumbles up to his feet, and Marc Mead kicks Chris Legend in the gut, and sets him up for a vertical suplex, lifts him up, and hits a sit down face buster. Marc Mead decides to go for a big move as he see's that Chris Legend has turned around, and is seemly going to stay down long enough for a big move. Marc Mead goes outside of the ropes, and climbs up to the top rope. Marc Mead leaps off of the top rope, and just before he connects with Chris Legend with a leg drop off the top rope, Chris Legend moves out of the way, and Marc Mead crashes on the mat.]

JR-Marc Mead tried to do big move there, and he crashed and burned.

King- I've been telling people for years what high risk moves get you.

Kris Gaffney-A bigger pay check?

King-……….

[Chris Legend rolls out of the ring, and grabs a table from the outside, and throws it into the ring, Chris Legend sets up the table. Marc Mead is getting up to his feet, and Chris Legend puts Marc Mead on the table, and Chris Legend hits a few clubbing blows to Marc Mead, and Chris Legend goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope, and Chris Legend and Marc Mead trade fists to the face. But as it seems that Marc Mead is winning the match. Chris Legend sarcrifics himself, to push Marc Mead backwards, as Chris Legend also falls to the outside. Marc Mead goes crashing through the table! Scott Tazte who had rolled into the ring, shrugs his shoulders, and goes into the cover on Marc Mead, and the ref counts the 1…………………2……………….3!]

JR-Scott Tazte wins the title.

King-Yeah, but with an assist by Legend.

Kris Gaffney-Seems at that point in the match, he rather Mead not win the match, even if it wasn't him to win it.

King-Interesting thought…

Cena Fan: That was a botch….he did that on accident…and *gets kicked by Sheamus*

("Reality" blasts on the PA system as the Miz walks out, he poses on the top of the stage, and continues to the cage.)

JR-I don't know if the Miz has ever been in a steel cage before.

Kris Gaffney-Although he was a reality star.

King-And the reality is…he's going to be smashed.

("Victory is Mine" blasts on the PA system as Santino Marella walks to the ring, he just does funny things as he goes the ring.)

JR-Well one thing is for sure, Santino certainly will entertain these fans.

King-Why…what do they ever do for us?

Kris Gaffney-Pay us?

King-Money is overrated.

("" blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda stares down the cage as he walks to the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda knows this environment too well.

King-I still remember the…

JR-Let's not mention that one.

Kris Gaffney-…

("Through the fire and the storm" blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring along with Stephanie McMahon-Walker, both are talking.)

JR-Seems the two patched things up after that misunderstanding.

King-Hey, I wouldn't mind seeing Stephanie in her bra.

Kris Gaffney-Boy, considering the other girls around here…Stephanie sure is shy.

[Tony Ikeda, the Miz, Troy Gafgen, and Santino Marella are all in their own corners. All of them looking for the person that will make the first move, being cocky as usual Santino Marella marches up to Tony Ikeda, and tries to take a cheap shot at the veteran Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda moves his head, and Tony Ikeda answers back with a fist of his own that sends Santino Marella down to the mat, and Santino Marella are down on the mat. The Miz charges at Troy Gafgen, and Troy Gafgen goes for a big boot to the face of the Miz, but the Miz slides under. Troy Gafgen turns around, and the Miz hits a standing drop kick that stumbles Troy Gafgen. But doesn’t take him down. The Miz shakes his head, and runs to the ropes, and tries to go for what seems to be a running drop kick that the Miz. But Troy Gafgen swats him out of the air, and the Miz crashes down on the mat, and the Miz is in pain. Slowly he gets up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen measures up as the Miz turns around. Troy Gafgen lifts up the Miz into a military press, and Troy Gafgen throws the MIz into the cage side. The Miz hits the cage side back first, and falls down to the mat hard. The Miz is in pain as he rolls under the ropes, and is down on the mat. The Miz slowly gets up after a little bit. The Miz slowly gets up to his feet is holding his back, so Troy Gafgen smelling blood, and realizing that taking out the back would either give him a chance to pin the Miz or make sure he can't climb up. Troy Gafgen picks up the Miz, and hits a back breaker on the Miz. In the corner Tony Ikeda hits a few knife edge chops to the chest of Santino Marella. Tony Ikeda after he's done, he tries to whip Santino Marella in the corner, but the whip is reversed by Santino Marella. Tony Ikeda crashes into the corner, but Santino Marella in pain, and trying to show boat. He yells something at Tony Ikeda, and runs at Tony Ikeda in the corner, and Tony Ikeda moves out of the way Santino Marella crashes on the top turnbuckle, and he stumbles towards Tony Ikeda, and Tony Idea kicks Santino Marella in the gut into vertical suplex position. He hooks the leg, and he lifts up Santino Marella, and drives him down with a fisherman driver. Santino Marella seems to be down.]

JR-This might be the perfect time for Tony to try to get out of the ring.

King-Think he would want to try to make sure the other two are beaten up.

Kris Gaffney- Well sometimes you never know…sometimes you can sneak out.

[Tony Ikeda is thinking the same thing as he tries to climb up to the cage side. The Miz who has gotten away from Troy Gafgen for a while see's Tony Ikeda getting up the cage side, and quickly he jumps on the ropes, and hits a clubbing blow to the back of Tony Ikeda. The Miz sets up Tony Ikeda, and hits a super belly to back suplex that sends both wrestlers to the mat, and the Miz. Tony Ikeda are down, and before Troy Gafgen can notice this all, and try to take advantage as he gets up to his feet. Snatino Marella is on the second rope, and hits a flying bulldog that drives Troy Gafgen intot he mat. Now everyone is down on the mat. Finally the Miz pulls himself up in the corner, and Tony Ikeda charges at the Miz in the corner, and the Miz puts his boot up, and Tony Ikeda stumbles backwards, and the Miz stays in the corner as Tony Ikeda is able charges in the corner once again at Miz trying to do the move he was trying before, he leaves his feet for a big splash in the corner, but Miz moves out of the way, and Tony Ikeda hits his head on the top turnbuckle. Tony Ikeda stumbles around, and the Miz pulls himself up on the second turnbuckle, and hits a tornado DDT that drives down Tony Ikeda into the mat as everyone tries to get up to his feet.]

JR-All four competitors are giving it all they got for the IC title.

King-Well it's an important title, that is for sure.

Kris Gaffney-Although….X-Cold once put it up to try to get Stephanie.

King-That's how important it is!

[The Miz gets up, and mocks everyone down instead of trying to win this match. The Miz pulls up Troy Gafgen, but Troy Gafgen throws the Miz's hands off him, and then hits the crack of dawn! The Miz is down on the mat, and Troy Gafgen falls down to the mat, and rolls to the side of the cage. Santino Marella charges at Tony Ikeda who puts him down with a front spine buster on Santino. With everyone down, Troy Gafgen pulls himself up on the cage, and climbs up to the top of the cage. He climbs up to the top of the cage, and starts to climb down. He's about to drop down, but before he does the bell rings. Tony Ikeda is outside of the ring as used the door.]

JR-Tony Ikeda won the race.

King-Tony must have been good in math…

Kris Gaffney- If you want to make him feel better about himself, I suppose..

(Note: Good match here, Troy gave him a run for sure; however, we felt Tony was able to do enough here to win this one.)

JR-Alright after that…interesting development, we must move on to the main event of this evening the feast or fired match.

King-This match is huge…so huge Santa couldn't even make a ring for it.

Kris Gaffney-And that's saying something seeing he has some tough SOB's working for him.

("The Shockwave theme" blasts on the PA system as a lot of EMF superstars past and present walk to the ring.)

JR-There are quite a collection of talent in that ring tonight.

King-Yeah, for some reason I think Austin and Legend could be friends.

Kris Gaffney-Why's that?

King-eeerrr…just a feeling that they would get along…

Kris Gaffney-Huh…weird…

[Some of the wrestlers stay out of the ring in this feast or fired match, some are in the ring standing on each side of the ring as someone that they dislike is on the other side. Suddenly both sides of the ring charge at each other (and some yell "KKKAAAABLLLAH"), and the ring arrupts in tons, and tons of brawls. So many that it's hard to really know where to start to describe them, but a few notables with Chris Legend swinging around at anyone that moves Brandon Eastman is in the corner, and Randy Orton charges at Brandon Eastman, but Brandon Eastman hits a back elbow to the face of Randy Orton. Randy Orton stumbles backwards, and turns around and gets hit with a running boot to the face that knocks him down. The camera switches over, and is able to catch Santino Marella hitting a lupid headbutt on the downed Rip Extreme. Moving away as Santa Clause has a headlock on Chris Legend, Santa yells out "Ho! Ho! Ho! You owe Santa money! BITCH!", Chris Legend counters with a belly to back suplex (note: LOL, sorry Chris had to…). The two NBA players turned wrestlers are battling it out, with Skita V.1 hitting a twist of Fate on the Mayor. Myke Hawke is battling it out with SammyExtreme, Myke Hawke hits a headbutt that stumbles back SammyExtreme. Myke Hawke drops SammyExtreme with a military press slam, Myke Hawke yells at the downed SammyExtreme. Although he turns around just in time to catch Marc Mead, and Marc Mead rotates around Myke Hawke, while Hawke looks for a counter, but it was not in time as Marc Mead is able to get hit with a DDT that plants Myke Hawke on the mat. The two former stablemates Primetime Daniel M. and "Stone Cold" Steve Austin are trading punches. Santino Marella all of a sudden hits punches on both of them, and celebrates like he just won the world title. Austin and Primetime look at each other, Austin turns around Santino Marella, and hits a punch. Santino stumbles forward, and Primetime hits another punch Stone Cold kicks Santino Marella in the gut, and hits the Stunner. Santino bounces up, and "Primetime" Daniel M. lifts up Santino Marella, and hits……………..whatever his finisher was, (note: Sorry…been too long…..be happy I didn't use the "Primetimer" ?)]

JR-This is Chaos.

King-Yeah, this is kind of hard to keep up with.

Kris Gaffney-I think this Santa has a future!

King-………

[Shawn Pond charges at SammyExtreme who is getting up to his feet, and SammyExtreme is able to hit a back body drop over the top rope. But Shawn Pond lands on his feet, and SammyExtreme turns around, and Shawn Pond hits a fist to the face. Sammy stumbles back, thinking he has enough time to rest up, Shawn Pond takes a moment, but suddenly SammyExtreme charges at Shawn Pond, and SammyExtreme hits a GORE through the ropes, and both go crashing to the mat. This brings up a huge response. Devin Malis and Eirk Hasher are trading fists to the face, until Devin Malis hits a knee lift to the gut that doubles over Devin Malis, and Erik Hasher sets up Devin Malis, and hits a release german suplex that drives down Devin Malis. On the ring post someone has finally gone for the brief case as Marc Mead is trying to pull down the brief case. Marc Mead before he gets the brief case is stopped by Myke Hawke who shakes the ropes, and Marc Mead falls down on the turnbuckle with his back facing the ring. Myke Hawke goes up to the turnbuckle, and hooks Marc Mead, and hits a super belly to selly suplex that drives Marc Mead into the mat below. A few wrestlers had to dive out of the way to avoid behind smashed. On the outside, seemly picking up the scraps from the insane spear to the outside. Brandon Eastman has Shawn Pond set up, and driven down with the jager bomb. On the inside of the ring, Troy Gafgen has his hand around the throat of Big Sal, but suddenly Big Sal answers that by putting his hand around the throat of Troy Gafgen. Both wrestlers see who will blink first, as Troy finally throws off Big Sal's arm, lifts up Sal, and drives him down to the mat with a choke slam. Troy Gafgen looks up at the brief case and tries to go after it, but is stopped by Marc Mead Troy Gafgen answers with a elbow to the face of Marc Mead. Troy Gafgen goes for the crack of dawn. But Marc Mead is able to cut this off by grabbing the ropes, and Marc Mead crashes down to the mat.]

JR-You got to wonder how anyone is going to get a brief case.

King-Yeah….this match wasn't very well planned was it…we could be here forever.

Kris Gaffney-Hope that we don't get cut off.

King-Don't worry…that only happens to WCW….and anything that looks like WCW. So everyone's fine.

Kris Gaffney-……

[But the commentators were wrong as most of the people in this match are fighting on the outside. Only Chris Masters is going up to the turnbuckle. But before he gets there, and gets yanked down, and turned around hits the Remedy. Scott Tazte goes up to the turnbuckle Masters was climbing up, and grabs the brief case that is labeled 2. Scott Tazte holds it up, and rolls out of the ring to go away from the chaos that is around the ring as he no longer has to be apart of it. Inside of the ring Masters is coming to, and he climbs up to another ring post, and grabs another brief case. The one labeled #1, he shrugs as he got one anyways. He goes to the area where to wait for the end of the match. On the outside Brandon Eastman and Myke Hawke the new tag team champions are stomping on a downed Chris Legend. Brandon Eastman tells Myke Hawke something, and Hawke seems to agree. Brandon Eastman pulls up Legend, and throws him into the ring as Myke Hawke goes off for something. Myke Hawke rolls inside of the ring with a chair as Brandon Eastman holds up Chris Legend. Myke Hawke takes a swing at Chris Legend. But Chris Legend ducks under, and Myke Hawke hits his partner. Myke Hawke looks shocked, and looks down trying to see if Eastman's alright, but he's cut off with a low blow by Chris Legend. Chris Legend rolls over to the nearest turnbuckle, and pulls himself up, and grabs a brief case that is labeled 3. Chris Legend rolls out of the ring, not before getting a "I'm watching you signal" from Santa.]

JR-Chris Legend escapes that situation with a brief case.

King-Yeah…but seems like he has an enemy for life now.

Kris Gaffney-That Santa is a legend in the making, there is no way that it was a bad idea to bring him here!

[Myke Hawke is up, but dazed. Eastman is instructs him to get brief case, and Hawke goes towards it, only to knock down Shawn Pond on the way there. He goes up, and grabs the final brief case (#4.)!]

JR-That's it! Chris Legend, Chris Masters, Myke Hawke, and Scott Tazte are your winners of this match.

King-eeerrr…one really isn't much of a winner.

Kris Gaffney-That's not true…Ashley Irvine told me she would love to have a pink slip…because it's "pretty".

King-I stand corrected.

(The briefcase holders, Myke Hawke, Chris Masters, Scott Tazte and Chris Legend make their way to the top of the ramp as "Bad, Bad Man" plays and John Cena walks out, still looking quite beat up from his match, with a pregnant Amy Cena on his arm. He smirks as he sees the 4 of them standing there, with their cases, wondering.)

Cena: Well congratulations to the 4 of you.... the 4 winners... but for one of you... this will be the worst night of your career.... or rather... the last night of your career! So who should we have open their case first....

(Amy whispers something in Cena's ear.)

Cena: Amy, Its highly inappropriate for you to say you like Myke Hawke at a time like this..... OH... sorry... misunderstood. Alright.... Myke.... your up first.

(Myke Hawke steps forward, and slams his briefcase down on the table. He looks slightly nervous... but quickly pulls open the case. He notices that the paper inside is not pink and smirks. He takes it out to read what title shot he has.)

Cena: And I believe thats..... yep... Your choice of Intercontinental Championship of Tag Team Championship shot! Well congratulations... see you next week.

(Myke leaves the stage.)

Cena: But one of the remaining 3... I won't see next week. Lets have Scott Tazte next.... the main eventer... the multiple time World Champion.... but is this the last time we'll ever see him in the EMF? They'll be no comebacks this time if you have a pink slip inside there..... step forward...

(Tazte steps forward. Masters and Legend watch on as Tazte slams his case down. He looks slightly nervous but rips it open and again the contents is a title shot.)

Cena: Well Tazte's coming back next week... with an Extreme Title or TV Title shot in the bag. And that means either Chris Legend or Chris Masters will be challenging for the EMF Title at Unleashed.... and the other... will be fired! Lets have Chris Masters next...

(Chris Masters smirks, looking confident as he steps forward and slams his case down on the table. He doesn't open it though, instead he asks for a mic.)

Masters: Sorry Legend... I have a confession to make. It seems that John Cena tried to cheat in this match... and tell a certain superstar where the World Title slip was hidden. What he didn't know... is I was listening in.... so its a shame... but its time for the Legend return tour to come to a permenant end. Goodbye... we'll try not to miss you too much... and here... is the ticet taking me to Unleashed!

(Legend actually looks stunned as Masters pulls open his case. He doesn't even look down and smirks but the crowd boo heavily and Legend actually yets out a shout of excitement and relief. Masters looks confused and looks down to see the pink slip. Cena smirks at him, as Masters stares in disbelief. He doesn't know what to do... so he just talks off... and behind the curtain. Legend steps forward, knocking Masters's case to the floor to make way for his own and reveal the World Title Shot.)

Cena: Well there you have it... Godwin Vs Chris Legend at Unleashed.... and as for Chris Masters.... he will NEVER be seen on EMF television again!

(First Blood goes off the air with that)

(Note: Might change the ending a little bit, but getting ready for work, can't really do it right now. I can't speak for my other staff members (note: This was a staff decision, just saying that I'm not sure if they would say the exact same thing), I didn't find Legend's RP to be perfect, but had enough stuff that was good, I will say that.