EMF: Dark Horizon
	JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Joe E Lavish!!! (crowd boos *) Turn Down for What by Leo Moracchioli starts to play over the speakers.... The Mission Valley Fight Club are at the top of the ramp all of them with their hands in an M shape. Joe walks in front as his goons are behind him. JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 265 pounds, from Shithole City a member of Alvin and the Shitmunks, Alvin Jackson!!! (crowd boos ) [("pained Alvin Jackson noises" blasts on the PA system. Alvin Jackson limps out on the stage followed by his brothers Theodore and Simon Jackson. Theodore and Simon are questioning why Alvin is black and they are white. Alvin gets into the ring. He steps inside of the ring as breaks down in tears. Joe E Lavish tests out the ropes. Alvin Jackson walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Joe E Lavish short lariats Alvin Jackson. Joe E Lavish covers Alvin Jackson. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 Alvin Jackson kicks out. Alvin Jackson moves back to his feet. Joe E Lavish short clothslines Alvin Jackson. Joe E Lavish applies an arm wrench to Alvin Jackson. Alvin Jackson gets back to his feet. Alvin Jackson piledrives Joe E Lavish. Alvin Jackson goes for a figure four. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... Joe E Lavish trys to escape. ... Alvin Jackson breaks the hold. Alvin Jackson drags Joe E Lavish to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Alvin Jackson clotheslines Joe E Lavish. (...3) Alvin Jackson pokes Joe E Lavish in the eyes. (....4) Joe E Lavish neck snaps Alvin Jackson. (.....5) Alvin Jackson and Joe E Lavish move back into the ring. Alvin Jackson slaps Joe E Lavish. Alvin Jackson rakes the face of Joe E Lavish in attempt to make a come back. Joe E Lavish takes Alvin Jackson down with a knee. Alvin Jackson gets up. Alvin Jackson pulls Joe E Lavish's hair. Alvin Jackson gouges Joe E Lavish's eyes out. ] JR - Alvin Jackson executes a eye gouge. [Alvin Jackson grabs Joe E Lavish's head and hites him in the face. Alvin Jackson tells Joe E Lavish that he was undefeated. Joe E Lavish reminds him he was never undefeated. Alvin crys. Alvin Jackson bites Joe E Lavish's arm out of desparation. Alvin Jackson slaps Joe E Lavish. Alvin Jackson gouges Joe E Lavish's eyes out. Alvin Jackson pulls Joe E Lavish's hair. Alvin Jackson pokes Joe E Lavish in the eyes. Alvin Jackson grabs Joe E Lavish's head and hites him in the face. Alvin Jackson bites Joe E Lavish's arm out of desparation. Alvin Jackson hits the mat. ] JR - Good side slam by Joe E Lavish. [Joe E Lavish gets back to his feet. Joe E Lavish applies a nerve hold on Alvin Jackson. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Alvin Jackson trys to escape. ... Joe E Lavish tightens the hold. ... Alvin Jackson escapes. Joe E Lavish puts Alvin Jackson in an arm grapevine submission. Joe E Lavish hits Alvin Jackson with the back of his elbow. Joe E Lavish rakes his fingers across Alvin Jackson's back. Alvin Jackson suplexes Joe E Lavish. Alvin Jackson punches Joe E Lavish repeatedly. Alvin Jackson rakes the face of Joe E Lavish in attempt to make a come back. Alvin Jackson tells Joe E Lavish that he was undefeated. Joe E Lavish reminds him he was never undefeated. Alvin crys. Joe E Lavish hits Alvin Jackson with a heart punch. Alvin Jackson is up again. Alvin Jackson pulls Joe E Lavish's hair. Alvin Jackson gouges Joe E Lavish's eyes out. Alvin Jackson pokes Joe E Lavish in the eyes. Joe E Lavish hiptosses Alvin Jackson. Alvin Jackson piledrives Joe E Lavish. Alvin Jackson sucks chants start in the crowd. Alvin Jackson and Joe E Lavish go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ] JR - What an outstanding match! [Alvin Jackson tells Joe E Lavish that he was undefeated. Joe E Lavish reminds him he was never undefeated. Alvin crys. Alvin Jackson sets Joe E Lavish up DDTs him into the floor. Alvin Jackson sucks chants start in the crowd. They head back into the ring. Joe E Lavish comes from behind and bulldogs Alvin Jackson. Joe E Lavish moves back to his feet. Joe E Lavish executes a piledriver on Alvin Jackson. Joe E Lavish sucks chants start in the crowd. Joe E Lavish powerbombs Alvin Jackson into the mat. Joe E Lavish grabs Alvin Jackson, and he locks in the Lavish lock. In tears Alvin Jackson can't take the pain....a second later....and taps out Joe E Lavish wins via submission JR - The winner of this match, Joe E Lavish!!! (Copyright information flashes on the screen. We go into a highlight video of the Wretched Nobody and Azar Vulcan taking the titles from Logan Riley and Wade Wilson. Before going into the wild card battle royal as the two standing tall were Tony Ikeda and Connor Wicklow. We fade into an introduction screen that welcomes us to Dark Horizon 2021. The lights are turned off in Madison Square Garden. Pyrotechnics shoot down from the top of the arena to the stage. They light up the arena, and the lights turn on and scan the crowd getting various shots. Finally it shows one zoomed out shot before going to a final shot as JR begins to talk.) JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from the historic Madison Square Garden. Welcome everyone to the 2021 edition of Dark Horizon. Hello and welcome I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross ready to call the action along side Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-Azar and Wretch did what many people thought was impossible by defeating Wade Wilson and Logan Riley for the championships. Tonight we will see if they can live up to that same legacy. Kris Gaffney-Well…couldn’t have happened other than that one time that did which need not be mentioned. King- Even if we weren’t…do you really want to mention the Resurrected One? I sure don’t. JR-Let’s get started with the first match. King-JR doesn’t even want to. JR-……. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Killer Tschida and Zack Ryder walks out on the stage. Zack Ryder is taking footage of his web show. Killer Tschida and Zack Ryder step inside of the ring.) JR-This team recently formed. King-Ryder does have experience winning the titles. Kris Gaffney-Killer also has his own experience else where. In theory it’s a good combination. Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colours. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades, and a purple cane. He raises his arms in the air, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He eyes one audience member, and pretends to "pimp-slap" him, before chuckling. He walks down the remainder of the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give one person a minor glare. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with the cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, knee-pads, and elbow pads, which have the words "Mack Daddy" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and fourth. * Lights go out as One Step Closer starts to play. The song reaches its peak as the lights come back on and a quick blue and green fireworks display goes off in front of the titantron and BreakDown makes his way out to the stage. He hypes up the crowd from the stage, then makes his way to the ring where he climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, runs a hand through his hair, then extends his arms horizontally before aiming them at the camera and doing finger guns JR-That’s the thing about tag team wrestling….you never know which team will gel the best, maybe it will be this one. King-With Breakdown being Breakdown…that would be ironic. Kris Gaffney-Wouldn’t it? [Zack Ryder and Killer Tschida seem to be having fun with figuring out who is going to start. But it seems like Christopher Haynes isn’t going to wait. Killer Tschida is able to hit a drop toe hold that sends Christopher Hayne face first into the turnbuckle that sends him down on the mat. Killer Tschida waits for Christopher Haynes to turn around, and he connects with a few fists of Christopher Haynes. And he brings him out of the corner, and he tries to whip Christopher Haynes out of the corner, but it’s reversed by Christopher Haynes. Killer Tschida bounces off of the ropes. Christopher Haynes goes for a clothesline, and Killer Tschida ducks under. Christopher Haynes to turn around, and he puts him down on the mat with the Killer Kick. Christopher Haynes is dropped on the mat. Christopher Haynes might be out of it. Killer Tschida goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Christopher Haynes. Haynes makes the tag to Zack Ryder, and he bounces off of the ropes. Christopher Haynes gets picked up, and he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder jumps in the air, and he connects with a one man flap jack that puts him down on the mat.Zack Ryder measures up on Christopher Haynes to get up to his feet, Christopher Haynes falls into the corner. Zack Ryder measures up on Christopher Haynes, and he runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running clothesline that makes him fall into the corner. He falls into the corner into a seated position in the corner.] JR-Christopher Haynes might be in trouble here. King-Zack Ryder and Killer Tschida were able to get partners that they knew. Kris Gaffney-While Haynes has to rely on…a man that is unpredictable at best. [Zack Ryder backs up , and he fists pumps. Woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder goes for the broski boot to the face, but as he runs towards him Christopher Haynes is up, and he counters with a hot shot to the top rope, and he staggers out of the ropes. And Zack Ryder gets picked up, and dropped with a death valley driver. Christopher Haynes gets up to his feet after a few moments and he realizes that he’s close to his corner. Christopher Haynes dives to make the tag to Breakdown. Breakdown comes into the ring, Zack Ryder attempts to attack him, but Breakdown is able to throw him into the corner, and he hits a European upper cut on Zack Ryder, and he connects with another one. Breakdown backs out of the corner, and he runs towards the corner, and he connects with watch the knee. Zack Ryder falls out of the corner, and Breakdown goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…….KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Breakdown makes the tag to Christopher Haynes, and Christopher Haynes yells something to Breakdown. Breakdown brings up Zack Ryder, and he holds Zack Ryder, and Christopher Haynes runs towards the ropes, and he clips the leg. Breakdown holds him up, and Christopher Haynes hits a few pimp slap combo on Zack Ryder.] JR-The team of Christopher Haynes is surprisely having good chemistry with Breakdown. King-You never know sometimes… Kris Gaffney-So we are seeing. [Breakdown gets another tag from Christopher Haynes. Breakdown enters the ring, and he measures up on Zack Ryder. Breakdown goes for watch the knee, but Zack Ryder ducks under, and he hooks Breakdown into a waist lock, and he throws him for a release german suplex, but as he goes flying. He hits into Haynes who fly’s off of the apron. But seemly Haynes had been holding on to the tag rope, and he made the tag. Haynes slides into the ring, and he hits a low blow. The ref calls for the bell. The team of Ryder and Killer wins!!] JR-Ryder and Killer win. Kris Gaffney-Probably not how they wanted to. JR-Maybe, but this is not a championship match, it's a contendership match. You can win by count out or disqualification and it counts the same as a pin or a submission, you are the #1 contender. King-I'm sure that makes it better for Ryder (“Cult of Personality” blatsts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage. He looks at his watch. It’s clobbering time. He walks down to the ring, and enters the ring.) JR-CM Punk has had a lot on his plate, but when he does have matches, he’s shown why he’s consider the best in the world. King-Now if only if he got his ice cream bars. (“the Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, he looks to the crowd, but there are no grapes, what he doesn’t see is a giant grape ziplining down from the arena like Shawn Michaels and lands on his head. Kenny Omegrape gets rolled into the ring.) JR-Think that’s practiced. King-The Melon Gods planned it, so in a way…yes. Kris Gaffney-Remember when it was just Kenny throwing grapes? [Kenny Omegrape walks around the ring giving great fruit knowledge. CM Punk makes the straight edge X. Kenny Omegrape hits a kick to the gut on CM Punk, and he whips him to the ropes, and he connects with a back elbow to the face that knocks down CM Punk. CM Punk is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, CM Punk gets lifted up by Kenny OMegrape, and he drops him with a body slam. Kenny Omegrape hits a leg drop. Kenny Omegrape goes itno the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…KICK OUT by CM Punk. Kenny Omegrape puts him into a seated position. Kenny Omegrapes puts him into a chin lock, and the ref makes sure that it’s not a choke as he also makes sure that Punk doesn’t for some reason doesn’t want to give it up, CM Punk fights up to his feet, and he backs up Kenny Omegrape. CM Punk whips him off of the ropes. CM Punk goes for a kick to the head, but he ducks under. CM Punk turns around and gets hit with the Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper.] JR-CM Punk went for a kick to the head, and it was returned with one by Kenny Omegrape. King-And one the 5th day…the Melon Gods said…let their be kicks to CM Punk’s head. Kris Gaffney-Truly a necessarity of life. [CM Punk is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Kenny OMegrape is able to kick him in the gut,a nd he goes for the geese lighning, but it’s countered by CM Punk who floats over the top of Kenny Omegrape. Kenny OMegrape turns around and CM Punk hits a kick to the side of the head. Kenny Omegrape goes down on the mat. CM Punk takes a few moments to rest up as Kenny Omegrape crawls away, and he tries to get up into the corner as CM Punk is recovering. CM Punk see’s this and is measuring up for his next move as he is recovering. Kenny Omegrape runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running knee to the face. CM Punk turns around and he hooks Kenny Omegrape and he drops him with a running bulldog that puts down Kenny OMegrape. CM Punk pushes Kenny Omegrape on to his back. CM Punk goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………………2………………..KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape!!] JR-Almost three by Kenny Omegrape. King-The Melon Gods said that would happen, thus it did. [ Kenny Omegrape gets picked up by CM Punk. Kenny counters with a jawbreaker. Kenny Omegrape runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. CM Punk picks up Kenny Omegrape, and he drops him with the GTS!! Kenny is out of it. CM Punk goes into the cover on Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!] JR-CM Punk gets the victory. King-Straight Edge doesn’t mean you don’t eat fruit…I can see why the Melon Gods allowed this to happen. Mist fills the stage before the music kicks it up a gear, Conner Wicklow arrives through the mist and poses amongst a blast of white light. He steps inside of the ring. JR-Connor Wicklow in the past have had big match experience. King-It’s been a long time and Azar has seemed to be unbeatable. Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll have to test that theory. (“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.) Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan! (He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.) JR-Azar has been good no doubt, but one has to wonder whether or not his confidence might come back to bite him? King-Why shouldn’t he be confident? He’s better than you, and you know it. Kris Gaffney-Always a good reason to be confident. [Azar Vulcan and Connor Wicklow stare down as the bell rings. Azar Vulcan and Connor Wicklow throw fists to the face, neither wrestler is backing down, Connor Wicklow is able to duck under one of the fists, and he connects with a spinning back elbow to the side of the head. This dazes Azar Vulcan. Connor Wicklow fires away at Azar Vulcan’s face with a few forearm shots to the face. He whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Azar Vulcan bounces off of. Connor Wicklow attempts to go for arm drag, but it’s countered by a block, and ducks under his arm, and drops Connor Wicklow with a neck breaker. Azar Vulcan gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does get up to his feet, Azar Vulcan drives him into the corner with his shoulder, and he connects with a shoulder block in the corner, Azar Vulcan hits a knee lift into the gut in the corner. Azar Vulcan brings out Connor Wicklow out of the corner. Azar Vulcan whips Connor Wicklow to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Azar Vulcan goes for a clothesline, but Connor Wicklow is able to duck under, and he continues to the other side of the ring, and Azar Vulcan jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying knee to the face that puts down Connor wicklow. Azar Vulcan doesn’t seem to be ready to attempt a pin as Connor does stay down for a moment, but then gets up to his feet. Azar Vulcan hits a kick to the gut, he sets up Connor Wicklow into a vertical suplex position. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a brain buster.] JR-The brain buster. That might be enough to end this match. King-What if you are Sid? Then you only have half a brain to bust. Kris Gaffney-Guess that’s a good question…maybe… [Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Connor Wicklow. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2..KICK OUT by Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow is having issues getting up to his feet. Azar Vulcan waits for Connor Wicklow to get up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. Azar Vulcan attempts to go for the money shot, but Connor Wicklow is able ot duck under. Connor Wicklow hooks Azar Vulcan and he drops him with a sit down reverse jaw breaker that staggers Azar Vulcan. Connor Wicklow runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes hejumps in the air, and he connects with the sling blade on Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow can’t continue his offense as he’s taken quite a few moves thus far, and he takes a few moments to rest up, and crawls into the corner, and he climbs up to his feet. Azar Vulcan is up to his feet, and he doesn’t look happy. He runs towards Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow is able to get his boot up, and Azar Vulcan runs into it. Azar Vulcan staggers around, and Connor Wicklow hooks Azar Vulcan, and he drops him with an inverted Russian leg sweep that sends Azar Vulcan into the top turnbuckle. He stagger sout of the corner. Azar Vulcan walks right into a deep arm drag. Azar Vulcan gets up to his feet, and he runs towards Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow runs towards. Azar gets hit with another arm drag release.] JR-Azar might be in trouble here. King-Guess Wicklow didn’t get the memo about being better than him. [Azar Vulcan gets up to his feet, and Connor hits a kick to the gut, and drops Azar into a pile driver. Connor goes into the cover on Azar Vulcan. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Azar Vulcan. Connor Wicklow picks up Azar Vulcan, and he tries to lift him up, but he’s seemly holding dead weight. Connor puts him into on his shoulder, but Azar struggles out of the back. Wicklow turns around, and he gets hit with a money maker!! But it was only a glancing blow as Connor Wicklow stays on his feet, Azar Vulcan goes for another Money maker…CONNOR DUCKS IT. He kicks him in the gut. He sets him up, and drops him for the Zero signal!! But neither wrestler is moving. The ref starts his standing ten count 1…………..2…………3…………4……..both wrestlers crawl to each other…..5……6…..both wrestler use each other to pull themselves up……7…..8……9…Connor raises up, and breaks the count. BAM! Money Maker that connects fully this time!! Connor falls down on the mat. Azar falls to the cover on Connor Wicklow. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!] JR-Both Azar and Connor gave everything they had…Azar had one more move in him. On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off. JR-Killer Tschida has shown himself to live up to his billing. King-Whatever that billing is. Kris Gaffney-I sure hope were not on the internet…yuck! As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd. JR-Tommy Malone was able to regain the Extreme Championship. King-I’m sure that gave Alvin Jackson nightmares earlier. Kris Gaffney-… King-He’s still here, and he’s a JOBBER…HA! But then again what else was new? [Tommy Malone and Killer Tschida fire fists to the face, neither wrestler is backing down, finally it seems that the advantage of not having a prior match is coming to the forefront as he is able to string together a few fists and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Killer Tschida hits a kick to the face as Tommy Malone is trying to lower his head for a back body drop, Killer Tschida measures up as Tommy Malone is on the ropes. As he runs towards him. Killer Tschida is side stepped, and he is thrown over the top rope, and Killer Tschida hits hard into the mat around ring side. Tommy Malone goes to the outside of the ring, and he grabs Killer Tschida. Tommy Malone hits Killer Tschida’s head into the barricade. He bounces off he staggers away, and Tommy Malone grabs him, and he throws him hard into the barricade. Killer Tschida hits hard into the barricade back first. Tommy Malone goes under the ring. Tommy Malone grabs a trash can, and he grabs the can, and he puts it in the stomach area of Killer Tschida. Tommy Malone runs towards Killer Tschida, and he connects with a running knee to the face that stuns Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida falls down on the mat clearly feeling the effects of that last move. Tommy Malone grabs Killer Tschida, and he throws him into the ring, and he waits for Killer Tschida to get up to his feet. Tommy Malone drops Killer Tschida with the Irish Stun Gun.] JR-That might be enough. King-I guess we will find out how much that prior match effected Killer Tschida. Kris Gaffney-I wouldn’t count him out just yet. [Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……KICK OUT by Killer Tschida. Tommy Malone doesn’t seem to be pleased, and he waits for Killer Tschida to get up to his feet, and he attempts to go for the Tommy Gun, but at the last moment Killer Tschida is able to move out of the way. Tommy Malone turns around to attempt to reset, but he gets blasted with a Killer Kick to the chin that makes him fall backwards into the ropes, and he staggers back as he hits the ropes, and Killer Tschida kicks Tommy Malone in the gut that double shim over, and he drops him with a DDT that puts him into the mat. Killer Tschida pushes Tommy Malone on to his back. Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Tommy Malone. Killer Tschida takes a few moments to rest up, and he crawls towards the ropes, and once he gets up to his feet. He see’s Tommy Malone running towards him, and Killer Tschida is able to counter with a back body drop, but Tommy Malone is able to land on his feet on the apron. But Killer Tschida is able to think quickly, and he connects with a hang man. Tommy Malone falls over the top rope. Tommy Malone gets hooked into a vertical suplex position. He lifts him up, and Killer Tschida is able to suplex him back into the ring. Tommy Malone hits into the mat hard.] JR-Killer Tschida making a come back here. King-It might be more than that. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that’s Tommy Malone’s exact thoughts right now. [Tommy Malone gets up, and Killer Tschida attempts to drive him back down with the Tschida lock, but Tommy Malone is able to block it, and he moves around, and he throws him into the ring post. Killer Tschida strikes the ring post. Killer pulls himself off of the ring post..out of no where Tommy Malone comes into the picture and drops Killer for the liberation driver!! Killer Tschida is down. Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!] JR-Killer Tschida was determined to lock in his finisher, but Tommy Malone was able to find the momentum to turn it against him. Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colours. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades, and a purple cane. He raises his arms in the air, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He eyes one audience member, and pretends to "pimp-slap" him, before chuckling. He walks down the remainder of the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give one person a minor glare. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with the cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, knee-pads, and elbow pads, which have the words "Mack Daddy" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and fourth. * JR-Christopher Haynes like various superstars this night have had more than one night. King-And he’s about to face someone who wants revenge. Kris Gaffney-REVENGE!! As my music comes across the PA system I walk out to the stage. I stand there and lift both my arms and there is pro. I then walk down the ramp up the stairs and through the middle to the ring. JR-This should be a very good match, we’ll see if the prior match hurt Haynes at all. King-The good thing it was a tag match, so he didn’t have to be in the ring all of the time. Kris Gaffney-That’s true. [Christopher Haynes pokes the eye of Ray Revenge as the bell rings. Ray Revenge is clearly in a lot of pain. Christopher Haynes hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Ray Revenge. Christopher Haynes hits a few stomps on the downed Ray Revenge. Christopher Haynes grabs him, and he lifts him up to his feet. Christopher Haynes connects with a few fists to the face that rocks Ray Revenge to the ropes. Christopher Haynes whips Ray Revenge off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Christopher Haynes goes for a clothesline, but Ray Revenge is able to duck under. Ray Revenge bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air for a cross body block, but it’s caught by Christopher Haynes, and he holds him for a few moments. Christopher Haynes connects with a fall away slam. This sends Ray Revenge flying, and he crashes into the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet and he falls into the corner, and Christopher Haynes runs towards the corner, and he connects with a splash in the corner. Christopher Haynes waits for Ray Revenge to stagger out of the corner. Once he does he hooks Ray Revenge, and he drops him with a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2….KICK OUT by Ray Revenge.] JR-Ray Revenge is able to kick out. King-Good thing he did…or he’d have to get Revenge. Kris Gaffney-Always a good reason for anything. [Christopher Haynes waits for Ray Revenge to get up to his feet. Christopher Haynes lifts up Ray Revenge on his shoulders, but it’s countered by Ray Revenge hits a few elbows to the side of the head. Ray Revenge is able to land behind Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes tursn around, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with an inverted atomic drop. Christopher Haynes gets dropped with a hard fist. Haynes gets up fairly quickly, and he gets dropped with a elbow drop to the downed Christopher Haynes. He doesn’t go into the cover, instead he waits for a few moments to allow Christopher Haynes to get up on his own, once he does Ray Revenge lifts up Christopher Haynes, and he drops with him with a back breaker. Christopher Haynes seems to be staying down enough to go into the cover on Haynes after that move. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Christopher Haynes. Revenge gets up and seems to be wanting to get…what else Revenge with a few stomps on the downed Christopher Haynes.] JR-Ray Revenge is taking it to Christopher Haynes. King-You can’t do that to Mack Daddy…I have a feeling this is JR’s fault. Kris Gaffney-Still trying to get him slap I see….oh well, that could be funny. [Christopher Haynes tries to leave the ring as Ray Revenge continues to attack him, between the ropes, the ref tries to get to stop the attack as that’s the rule, but that leaves a blind spot and Haynes hits a low blow undetected by the ref. Haynes sets up Ray Revenge, drops him for the Trick Flipper. Christopher Haynes goes into the cover on Ray Revenge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……..3!!] JR-Ray Revenge gave Christopher Haynes an opportunity to cheat, and he took it for the win… Kris Gaffney-JR’s not even angry. King-Probably because he expected it from Haynes. (The EMF tron lights up with the image of Azar Vulcan and the Wretched Nobody standing looking off screen Azar Vulcan in particular is saying something to someone off screen, but there is no audio. We go back to the ring.) JR-The former Extreme Champion is looking to regain some gold here. King-Still waiting for the Gambler vs. Ricky match. Kris Gaffney-This is the point where I run. As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.) JR-Brandon Leno and Ricky Vegas have traded victories, including submission victories. King-I’m certain that’s something that both wrestlers remember. [Ricky Vegas and Brandon Leno pace around the ring as they are looking towards the cage trying to size up the challenge in front of them. Ricky Vegas and Brandon Leno lock up, and Ricky Vegas puts Brandon Leno into a side head lock. Brandon Leno quickly backs up Ricky Vegas to the ropes, and he whips him off of the ropes. Ricky Vegas bounces off of the ropes. Brandon Leno hits a release arm drag that sends Ricky Vegas crashing down on the mat. Ricky Vegas gets up to his feet. Brandon Leno tries to attack him, but Ricky Vegas counters by grabbing him and throwing against the cage. Brandon Leno stays on the side of the cage. Ricky Vegas tries to splash him, but at the last moment Brandon Leno moves out of the way. Ricky Vegas hits his face into the cage. Ricky Vegas staggers around, and Brandon Leno drops him with a super kick. This puts down Ricky Vegas. Brandon Leno takes a few moments to rest up after going into the steel, Brandon Leno waits for Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas gets kicked in the gut, and Brandon Leno sets him up into a power bomb/piledriver position. Brandon Leno picks him up, and he drops Ricky Vegas with the purple haze piledriver!! Brandon Leno pushes him on to his back. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2………..KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas. JR-Almost there there. King-Ricky might have saw his dreams of being the IC champion go up in smoke there. Kris Gaffney-Well it’s not over yet. [Brandon Leno decides to go out the door, but as he passes Ricky Vegas is able to take him down with a double leg take down, and he goes for the Blackjack, but Brandon Leno is able spin around and he kicks off Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas falls against the ropes, and Brandon Leno gets up to his feet, and he runs towards Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas is able to counter with a hot shot that sends Brandon Leno face first into the cage side. Ricky Vegas waits as Brandon Leno hits the steel and he stumbles towards him, he lifts him up, and he drops him with body slam. Ricky Vegas picks up Brandon Leno, and he hits another body slam. Ricky Vegas for one more time picks up Ricky Vegas, and he attempts to go for another body slam to attempt to complete the three of a kind, but Brandon Leno is able to struggle out of the back, and he runs towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. But out of no where, Ricky Vegas takes down Brandon Leno with a full house right to the face that drops Brandon Leno. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………..2………..KICK OUT by Brandon Leno!! Ricky Vegas gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Brandon Leno. Ricky Vegas grabs Brandon Leno, and he ties him up into the ropes, and he takes a few free shots to the face. Ricky Vegas runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a spear right to the gut with Brandon Leno unable to do anything about it.] JR-Brandon Leno tastes the steel there. King-That’s something I’m sure he doesn’t want to do again. [Brandon Leno falls down on the mat, and he rolls from under the ropes, and Ricky Vegas goes over to Brandon Leno. Brandon Leno out of no where is able to attempt to lock in the Acid Trip!! But Ricky Vegas is fighting it, and now has countered into the Blackjack. Brandon Leno takes the pain for a moment, and he is able to counter by rolling through throwing Ricky Vegas into the apron. Brandon Leno gets up to his feet. Brandon Leno runs, and he attempts to get revenge for earlier for a spear into the cage himself, but seemly Ricky Vegas was ready for this as at the last moment he moves out of the way. Brandon Leno hits his head into the cage. Brandon Leno hangs over the middle rope. Ricky Vegas drops a guillotine Leg drop on the middle rope on Brandon Leno. Leno falls into the middle of the ring. As he’s near the door and it’s open. Ricky Vegas goes through the door, and steps on the floor. Ricky Vegas wins via escape.] JR-Brandon Leno seemed to remember that spear, but it cost him in the end. King-Maybe he did want to do it again. (“Find the real” blasts on the PA system. Jesica Cole-Mann walks out on the stage, she walks down to the ring making comments to some of the crowd members about having fake boobs. She steps inside of the ring.) JR-I’m not what to make of this next match. King-a woman who is better than everyone and a princess. Kris Gaffney-Hard choice. (“How strong do you think I am” blasts on the PA system. Catherine Walker walks out on the stage wearing her tiara and normal ring gears. She spins around, and she throws her hair over. She gives a princess wave even though the crowd is booing her. Catherine Walker steps inside of the ring.) JR-This woman has changed. King-I’m surprised she’s lasted this long as a heel…we all remember how her parents fared with that… Kris Gaffney-Let’s not talk about that….that’s X-Cold rule 1….next to… Road Dogg standing next to Kris making a stabbing motion [Jesica Cole-Mann yells to the crowd who is yelling that there champion doesn’t want to be all natural like her. Catherine yells that she’s flat, JCM yells back she’s all natural and she doesn’t want to be. Catherine hits a slap to the face, and she yells about her being flat. Catherine Walker hits a few forearm shots to the face. She whips her to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Catherine Walker jumps in the air, and she connects with a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks Jesica Cole-Mann down on the mat. JCM is slow to get up to her feet, and Catherine hits an SMS kick the jaw that makes Jesica Cole-Mann on the ropes, and she falls face first into the mat. Catherine Walker runs to the ropes, she comes off of the ropes, and she drops a running elbow drop to the back of JCM. Catherine Walker goes into the cover on Jesica Cole-Mann. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………..2……..KICK OUT by JCM. Catherine Walker picks up Jesica Cole –Mann, and she drops her with a body slam. Catherine Walker climbs up to the top rope.] JR-It looks like that Catherine is looking to take a chance. King-I’m unsure where Catherine gets this…neither her mother or father did various flips off of the top rope. Kris Gaffney-Depending where you saw him…X-Cold would do moonsaults across the ring. [Catherine Walker jumps backwards, and flips through the air for the OMG, but at the last moment JCM moves out of the way. Catherine Walker crashes and burns. She seems to be having issues to regain her breath. Catherine Walker is slow to get up to her feet, JCM kicks her into the ropes, and Catherine falls into the middle rope. JCM pulls her through the ropes, and she starts to club her chest, she starts to screech like she’s about to die, she rakes the eyes of JCM. Catherine falls out of the ropes, and she clunches her chest. She runs angry at the corner, but JCM is able to move out of the way and throws her into the corner. JCM waits for Catherine to stagger out, and she drops her with a reverse neck breaker. JCM goes to the outside of the ring.] JR-JCM might be going to end this match. King-This might do more than end this match. [JCM climbs out, but she realizes that Jordyn Jade is on the stage staring her down. This causes allows Catherine to run up to the top rope, and she hits a super arm drag. JCM is slow to get up. Catherine Walker lifts up JCM, and she drops her with the Princess Power!! JCM seems out of it. Catherine Walker goes into the cover on JCM. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!] JR-JCM might have had it, but she got distracted. (“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage. Mist fills the stage before the music kicks it up a gear, Conner Wicklow arrives through the mist and poses amongst a blast of white light. He steps inside of the ring.) JR-Tony Ikeda and Connor Wicklow are the wild card tag team, but they both have experience in the EMF for years. Kris Gaffney-And in case of Tony, it’s years and years. King-Even though that’s not BADDDDDDDDDDDD (The arena lights flicker and suddenly everything falls under a deep blanket of darkness when “Funeral March” by The fourth Floor blasts. There is a single spotlight beaming to life in the middle of the ring, revealing an old, battered, Victorian music box. The ratchet lever on the music box begins to spin and we all hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the cold arena air that grows more ominous with every dainty pluck of pins and teeth, leaving us in the pitch of blackness, gripped by the callous, talon-clawed hands of fear as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.) Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! (We see the silhouette of a small woman. She makes her way down the aisle as smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and into the audience.) Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal! (She stops halfway down the aisle slyly looking back as a tiny spark flicks behind her. The spark quickly and suddenly turns into a small flame stood upon the wick of a candle which illuminates the contours and crevices of The Wretched Nobody's haggard mask. Suddenly a ring of flames ignite on the side of the ring and as a platform raises Azar Vulcan stands in the center. The flames flashing on his Television Championship.) Ring Announcer: Making their way to the ring at a combined weight if 635 pounds. The challengers, The Mastermind and The Monster! AZAR VULCAN AND THE WRETCHED NOBODY! JR-The Wretched Nobody and Azar Vulcan have made quite the team since joining up. King-As a team…their no Road Dogg and X-Pac…but then again, Tori can’t match Grace for breaking the censor machine. Kris Gaffney-Guess that’s one way to put over our talent. [Connor Wicklow and Tony Ikeda stare down each other seemly wondering what they are going to get from the other. The bell rings, and the champions are able to rush the challengers. Tony Ikeda gets thrown to the outside of the ring by the Wretched Nobody after a head butt, and hurl over the top rope, that sends him flying into the outside of the ring. Inside of the ring Connor Wicklow has Azar Vulcan bouncing off of the ropes, and he goes for a spinning elbow to the face, but Azar Vulcan is able to duck under. Connor Wicklow turns around, and he gets hit with a spinning kick to the gut that doubles over Azar Vulcan, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Azar Vulcan connects with a running knee to the face. Connor Wicklow fly’s across the ring, and he rolls under the ropes, and he gets up on the apron. Azar Vulcan connects with a running knee to the face that sends Connor Wicklow flying, and he crashes into the table around ring side.] JR-Connor Wicklow missed that knee, but Azar was able to use the first table. King-I guess they wasted no time continuing their battle from earlier. Kris Gaffney-Guess it would be hard to forget that battle. [The Wretched Nobody on the outside has Tony Ikeda down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody hits a few stomps on the downed Tony Ikeda. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up to his feet, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a spine chiller. Tony Ikeda rolls around in a lot of pain. The Wretched Nobody grabs Tony Ikeda by the hair, and he lifts him up to his feet. As Tony Ikeda is clearly feeling the pain of his attack. The Wretched Nobody sets him up, and he drops him with a high angle belly to back suplex that sends him hard on the barricade. Tony Ikeda staggers forward, and he falls down on his hands and knee’s. The Wretched Nobody measures up on Tony Ikeda. The Wretched Nobody measures up on Tony Ikeda. The Wretched Nobody measures up on Tony Ikeda, and he hits a kick to the ribs that makes him roll away. The Wretched Nobody has Tony Ikeda on the ring post, and he has a chair, The Wretched Nobody goes for a chair shot to the face on the ring post, but Tony Ikeda is able to move out of the way at the last moment. The Wretched Nobody turns around, and Tony Ikeda hits a low blow. This makes the Wretched Nobody drop the chair, and he grabs the chair, and he hits The Wretched Nobody with the chair, and then again, and then another. The Wretched Nobody is still going towards Tony Ikeda. The Wretched Nobody throws a fist to the face, but Tony Ikeda is able to duck it, and he hooks The Wretched Nobody, and he lifts him up, and he drops the Wretched Nobody with a full nelson slam on the ladder. The Wretched Nobody lays on the ladder. Tony Ikeda climbs up on the apron, and he measures up on the Wretched Nobody. Tony Ikeda jumps off, and he connects with a elbow drop from the apron to the floor on the Wretched Nobody while he lays on the ladder.] JR-Tony Ikeda has hit some big moves. Kris Gaffney-The problem is that it’s against the Wretched Nobody, and he has always been known to be able to take more than most. [The Wretched Nobody rolls off of the ladder, and Tony Ikeda is able to grab the ladder, and he puts it into the ring, and he sets it up he climbs up the ladder. Tony Ikeda climbs up to the top of the ladder, but before he can get up there. The Wretched Nobody hits a few clubbing blows to the back of Tony Ikeda. The Wretched Nobody tries to set him up. Tony hits a few back elbow to the side of the face of the Wretched Nobody. Finally Tony Ikeda hooks Wretched Nobody, and he drops him with a full nelson slam off of the ladder. The ladder is rocking, but Connor Wicklow grabs it Tony Ikeda climbs the ladder, he has his hand on the gold. The camera gets a shot of Connor Wicklow’s face which seems…in thought like he’s fighting himself aobut something, but then….Connor Wicklow pushes the ladder. This sends Tony Ikeda flying into the top rope.] JR-The hell?! King-You think D’Lo and Test became a great tag team? Kris Gaffney-Guess you can’t be like Road Dogg and X-Pac. King-But then again who is. [Tony Ikeda is in pain, but is also in shock. Azar Vulcan picks up Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda throws Azar arms off of him, and Tony Ikeda swings at everything that moves including Connor Wicklow. Before finally meeting with the hand of the Wretched Nobody who grabs Tony Ikeda around the throat, and he hurls him over the top rope, and he flips over the top rope, and crashes into a near by table, finally unopposed Azar Vulcan climbs up the ladder. And he grabs the title. Azar Vulcan and the Wretched Nobody wins!!] JR-What the hell is this? King- I guess Connor Wicklow is a wild card…just not for the person that we thought. JR-It’s truly a dark horizon. King-You knew that would be snuck in… (The Wretched Nobody, Azar Vulcan, and Connor Wicklow stand on the apron looking down at the broken remains of the table and Tony Ikeda as Dark Horizon goes off the air.)

EMF: Dark Horizon

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Joe E Lavish!!! (crowd boos ***)

Turn Down for What by Leo Moracchioli starts to play over the speakers.... The Mission Valley Fight Club are at the top of the ramp all of them with their hands in an M shape. Joe walks in front as his goons are behind him.

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 265 pounds, from Shithole City a member of Alvin and the Shitmunks, Alvin Jackson!!! (crowd boos **)

[("pained Alvin Jackson noises" blasts on the PA system. Alvin Jackson limps out on the stage followed by his brothers Theodore and Simon Jackson. Theodore and Simon are questioning why Alvin is black and they are white. Alvin gets into the ring. He steps inside of the ring as breaks down in tears. Joe E Lavish tests out the ropes. Alvin Jackson walks around the ring. (ring, ring, ring) Joe E Lavish short lariats Alvin Jackson. Joe E Lavish covers Alvin Jackson. Referee Earl Hebner makes the count. ...1 Alvin Jackson kicks out. Alvin Jackson moves back to his feet. Joe E Lavish short clothslines Alvin Jackson. Joe E Lavish applies an arm wrench to Alvin Jackson. Alvin Jackson gets back to his feet. Alvin Jackson piledrives Joe E Lavish. Alvin Jackson goes for a figure four. The referee is checking the situation. ... ... ... Joe E Lavish trys to escape. ... Alvin Jackson breaks the hold. Alvin Jackson drags Joe E Lavish to the floor. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) (..2) Alvin Jackson clotheslines Joe E Lavish. (...3) Alvin Jackson pokes Joe E Lavish in the eyes. (....4) Joe E Lavish neck snaps Alvin Jackson. (.....5) Alvin Jackson and Joe E Lavish move back into the ring. Alvin Jackson slaps Joe E Lavish. Alvin Jackson rakes the face of Joe E Lavish in attempt to make a come back. Joe E Lavish takes Alvin Jackson down with a knee. Alvin Jackson gets up. Alvin Jackson pulls Joe E Lavish's hair. Alvin Jackson gouges Joe E Lavish's eyes out. ]

JR - Alvin Jackson executes a eye gouge.

[Alvin Jackson grabs Joe E Lavish's head and hites him in the face. Alvin Jackson tells Joe E Lavish that he was undefeated. Joe E Lavish reminds him he was never undefeated. Alvin crys. Alvin Jackson bites Joe E Lavish's arm out of desparation. Alvin Jackson slaps Joe E Lavish. Alvin Jackson gouges Joe E Lavish's eyes out. Alvin Jackson pulls Joe E Lavish's hair. Alvin Jackson pokes Joe E Lavish in the eyes. Alvin Jackson grabs Joe E Lavish's head and hites him in the face. Alvin Jackson bites Joe E Lavish's arm out of desparation. Alvin Jackson hits the mat. ]

JR - Good side slam by Joe E Lavish.

[Joe E Lavish gets back to his feet. Joe E Lavish applies a nerve hold on Alvin Jackson. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Alvin Jackson trys to escape. ... Joe E Lavish tightens the hold. ... Alvin Jackson escapes. Joe E Lavish puts Alvin Jackson in an arm grapevine submission. Joe E Lavish hits Alvin Jackson with the back of his elbow. Joe E Lavish rakes his fingers across Alvin Jackson's back. Alvin Jackson suplexes Joe E Lavish. Alvin Jackson punches Joe E Lavish repeatedly. Alvin Jackson rakes the face of Joe E Lavish in attempt to make a come back. Alvin Jackson tells Joe E Lavish that he was undefeated. Joe E Lavish reminds him he was never undefeated. Alvin crys. Joe E Lavish hits Alvin Jackson with a heart punch. Alvin Jackson is up again. Alvin Jackson pulls Joe E Lavish's hair. Alvin Jackson gouges Joe E Lavish's eyes out. Alvin Jackson pokes Joe E Lavish in the eyes. Joe E Lavish hiptosses Alvin Jackson. Alvin Jackson piledrives Joe E Lavish. Alvin Jackson sucks chants start in the crowd. Alvin Jackson and Joe E Lavish go to the floor Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) ]

JR - What an outstanding match!

[Alvin Jackson tells Joe E Lavish that he was undefeated. Joe E Lavish reminds him he was never undefeated. Alvin crys. Alvin Jackson sets Joe E Lavish up DDTs him into the floor. Alvin Jackson sucks chants start in the crowd. They head back into the ring. Joe E Lavish comes from behind and bulldogs Alvin Jackson. Joe E Lavish moves back to his feet. Joe E Lavish executes a piledriver on Alvin Jackson. Joe E Lavish sucks chants start in the crowd. Joe E Lavish powerbombs Alvin Jackson into the mat. Joe E Lavish grabs Alvin Jackson, and he locks in the Lavish lock. In tears Alvin Jackson can't take the pain....a second later....and taps out Joe E Lavish wins via submission

JR - The winner of this match, Joe E Lavish!!!

(Copyright information flashes on the screen. We go into a highlight video of the Wretched Nobody and Azar Vulcan taking the titles from Logan Riley and Wade Wilson. Before going into the wild card battle royal as the two standing tall were Tony Ikeda and Connor Wicklow. We fade into an introduction screen that welcomes us to Dark Horizon 2021. The lights are turned off in Madison Square Garden. Pyrotechnics shoot down from the top of the arena to the stage. They light up the arena, and the lights turn on and scan the crowd getting various shots. Finally it shows one zoomed out shot before going to a final shot as JR begins to talk.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from the historic Madison Square Garden. Welcome everyone to the 2021 edition of Dark Horizon. Hello and welcome I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross ready to call the action along side Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Azar and Wretch did what many people thought was impossible by defeating Wade Wilson and Logan Riley for the championships. Tonight we will see if they can live up to that same legacy.

Kris Gaffney-Well…couldn’t have happened other than that one time that did which need not be mentioned.

King- Even if we weren’t…do you really want to mention the Resurrected One? I sure don’t.

JR-Let’s get started with the first match.

King-JR doesn’t even want to.

JR-…….

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Killer Tschida and Zack Ryder walks out on the stage. Zack Ryder is taking footage of his web show. Killer Tschida and Zack Ryder step inside of the ring.)

JR-This team recently formed.

King-Ryder does have experience winning the titles.

Kris Gaffney-Killer also has his own experience else where. In theory it’s a good combination.

Pimp Slap That Hoe" by "Soulja Boi" plays in the background, as the arena is filled with various purple and pink colours. "Mack Daddy" Haynes struts out to the stage, equipped in a flashy purple robe with a white fluffy lining along the interior of the robe. He's equipped in a purple fedora with black shades, and a purple cane. He raises his arms in the air, before doing a "pimp-limp" walk down the ramp, ignoring the boos conducted by the audience along the ramp. He eyes one audience member, and pretends to "pimp-slap" him, before chuckling. He walks down the remainder of the ramp, before walking up the stairs. He eyes over the crowd, lowering his shades to give one person a minor glare. He then steps into the ring, through the middle-rope, raising his arms in the air with the cane in hand. He then takes off his fedora, robe, and cane, revealing his purple trunks, knee-pads, and elbow pads, which have the words "Mack Daddy" on the back of his trunks in gold letters. He eyes the stage, pacing back and fourth. *** Lights go out as One Step Closer starts to play. The song reaches its peak as the lights come back on and a quick blue and green fireworks display goes off in front of the titantron and BreakDown makes his way out to the stage. He hypes up the crowd from the stage, then makes his way to the ring where he climbs to the top of the turnbuckle, runs a hand through his hair, then extends his arms horizontally before aiming them at the camera and doing finger guns

JR-That’s the thing about tag team wrestling….you never know which team will gel the best, maybe it will be this one.

King-With Breakdown being Breakdown…that would be ironic.

Kris Gaffney-Wouldn’t it?

[Zack Ryder and Killer Tschida seem to be having fun with figuring out who is going to start. But it seems like Christopher Haynes isn’t going to wait. Killer Tschida is able to hit a drop toe hold that sends Christopher Hayne face first into the turnbuckle that sends him down on the mat. Killer Tschida waits for Christopher Haynes to turn around, and he connects with a few fists of Christopher Haynes. And he brings him out of the corner, and he tries to whip Christopher Haynes out of the corner, but it’s reversed by Christopher Haynes. Killer Tschida bounces off of the ropes. Christopher Haynes goes for a clothesline, and Killer Tschida ducks under. Christopher Haynes to turn around, and he puts him down on the mat with the Killer Kick. Christopher Haynes is dropped on the mat. Christopher Haynes might be out of it. Killer Tschida goes into the cover on Christopher Haynes. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Christopher Haynes. Haynes makes the tag to Zack Ryder, and he bounces off of the ropes. Christopher Haynes gets picked up, and he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder jumps in the air, and he connects with a one man flap jack that puts him down on the mat.Zack Ryder measures up on Christopher Haynes to get up to his feet, Christopher Haynes falls into the corner. Zack Ryder measures up on Christopher Haynes, and he runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running clothesline that makes him fall into the corner. He falls into the corner into a seated position in the corner.]

JR-Christopher Haynes might be in trouble here.

King-Zack Ryder and Killer Tschida were able to get partners that they knew.

Kris Gaffney-While Haynes has to rely on…a man that is unpredictable at best.

[Zack Ryder backs up , and he fists pumps. Woo! Woo! Woo! Zack Ryder goes for the broski boot to the face, but as he runs towards him Christopher Haynes is up, and he counters with a hot shot to the top rope, and he staggers out of the ropes. And Zack Ryder gets picked up, and dropped with a death valley driver. Christopher Haynes gets up to his feet after a few moments and he realizes that he’s close to his corner. Christopher Haynes dives to make the tag to Breakdown. Breakdown comes into the ring, Zack Ryder attempts to attack him, but Breakdown is able to throw him into the corner, and he hits a European upper cut on Zack Ryder, and he connects with another one. Breakdown backs out of the corner, and he runs towards the corner, and he connects with watch the knee. Zack Ryder falls out of the corner, and Breakdown goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…….KICK OUT by Zack Ryder. Breakdown makes the tag to Christopher Haynes, and Christopher Haynes yells something to Breakdown. Breakdown brings up Zack Ryder, and he holds Zack Ryder, and Christopher Haynes runs towards the ropes, and he clips the leg. Breakdown holds him up, and Christopher Haynes hits a few pimp slap combo on Zack Ryder.]

JR-The team of Christopher Haynes is surprisely having good chemistry with Breakdown.

King-You never know sometimes…

Kris Gaffney-So we are seeing.

[Breakdown gets another tag from Christopher Haynes. Breakdown enters the ring, and he measures up on Zack Ryder. Breakdown goes for watch the knee, but Zack Ryder ducks under, and he hooks Breakdown into a waist lock, and he throws him for a release german suplex, but as he goes flying. He hits into Haynes who fly’s off of the apron. But seemly Haynes had been holding on to the tag rope, and he made the tag. Haynes slides into the ring, and he hits a low blow. The ref calls for the bell. The team of Ryder and Killer wins!!]

JR-Ryder and Killer win.

Kris Gaffney-Probably not how they wanted to.

JR-Maybe, but this is not a championship match, it's a contendership match. You can win by count out or disqualification and it counts the same as a pin or a submission, you are the #1 contender.

King-I'm sure that makes it better for Ryder

(“Cult of Personality” blatsts on the PA system. CM Punk walks out on the stage. He looks at his watch. It’s clobbering time. He walks down to the ring, and enters the ring.)

JR-CM Punk has had a lot on his plate, but when he does have matches, he’s shown why he’s consider the best in the world.

King-Now if only if he got his ice cream bars.

(“the Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, he looks to the crowd, but there are no grapes, what he doesn’t see is a giant grape ziplining down from the arena like Shawn Michaels and lands on his head. Kenny Omegrape gets rolled into the ring.)

JR-Think that’s practiced.

King-The Melon Gods planned it, so in a way…yes.

Kris Gaffney-Remember when it was just Kenny throwing grapes?

[Kenny Omegrape walks around the ring giving great fruit knowledge. CM Punk makes the straight edge X. Kenny Omegrape hits a kick to the gut on CM Punk, and he whips him to the ropes, and he connects with a back elbow to the face that knocks down CM Punk. CM Punk is slow to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, CM Punk gets lifted up by Kenny OMegrape, and he drops him with a body slam. Kenny Omegrape hits a leg drop. Kenny Omegrape goes itno the cover on CM Punk. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2…KICK OUT by CM Punk. Kenny Omegrape puts him into a seated position. Kenny Omegrapes puts him into a chin lock, and the ref makes sure that it’s not a choke as he also makes sure that Punk doesn’t for some reason doesn’t want to give it up, CM Punk fights up to his feet, and he backs up Kenny Omegrape. CM Punk whips him off of the ropes. CM Punk goes for a kick to the head, but he ducks under. CM Punk turns around and gets hit with the Willy Wonka's Fruit-Flavored Gobstopper.]

JR-CM Punk went for a kick to the head, and it was returned with one by Kenny Omegrape.

King-And one the 5th day…the Melon Gods said…let their be kicks to CM Punk’s head.

Kris Gaffney-Truly a necessarity of life.

[CM Punk is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Kenny OMegrape is able to kick him in the gut,a nd he goes for the geese lighning, but it’s countered by CM Punk who floats over the top of Kenny Omegrape. Kenny OMegrape turns around and CM Punk hits a kick to the side of the head. Kenny Omegrape goes down on the mat. CM Punk takes a few moments to rest up as Kenny Omegrape crawls away, and he tries to get up into the corner as CM Punk is recovering. CM Punk see’s this and is measuring up for his next move as he is recovering. Kenny Omegrape runs towards the corner, and he connects with a running knee to the face. CM Punk turns around and he hooks Kenny Omegrape and he drops him with a running bulldog that puts down Kenny OMegrape. CM Punk pushes Kenny Omegrape on to his back. CM Punk goes into the cover on Kenny Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………………2………………..KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape!!]

JR-Almost three by Kenny Omegrape.

King-The Melon Gods said that would happen, thus it did.

[ Kenny Omegrape gets picked up by CM Punk. Kenny counters with a jawbreaker. Kenny Omegrape runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. CM Punk picks up Kenny Omegrape, and he drops him with the GTS!! Kenny is out of it. CM Punk goes into the cover on Omegrape. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………3!!]

JR-CM Punk gets the victory.

King-Straight Edge doesn’t mean you don’t eat fruit…I can see why the Melon Gods allowed this to happen.

Mist fills the stage before the music kicks it up a gear, Conner Wicklow arrives through the mist and poses amongst a blast of white light. He steps inside of the ring.

JR-Connor Wicklow in the past have had big match experience.

King-It’s been a long time and Azar has seemed to be unbeatable.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll have to test that theory.

(“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loud speakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan!

(He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.)

JR-Azar has been good no doubt, but one has to wonder whether or not his confidence might come back to bite him?

King-Why shouldn’t he be confident? He’s better than you, and you know it.

Kris Gaffney-Always a good reason to be confident.

[Azar Vulcan and Connor Wicklow stare down as the bell rings. Azar Vulcan and Connor Wicklow throw fists to the face, neither wrestler is backing down, Connor Wicklow is able to duck under one of the fists, and he connects with a spinning back elbow to the side of the head. This dazes Azar Vulcan. Connor Wicklow fires away at Azar Vulcan’s face with a few forearm shots to the face. He whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Azar Vulcan bounces off of. Connor Wicklow attempts to go for arm drag, but it’s countered by a block, and ducks under his arm, and drops Connor Wicklow with a neck breaker. Azar Vulcan gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow is slow to get up to his feet, and once he does get up to his feet, Azar Vulcan drives him into the corner with his shoulder, and he connects with a shoulder block in the corner, Azar Vulcan hits a knee lift into the gut in the corner. Azar Vulcan brings out Connor Wicklow out of the corner. Azar Vulcan whips Connor Wicklow to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Azar Vulcan goes for a clothesline, but Connor Wicklow is able to duck under, and he continues to the other side of the ring, and Azar Vulcan jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying knee to the face that puts down Connor wicklow. Azar Vulcan doesn’t seem to be ready to attempt a pin as Connor does stay down for a moment, but then gets up to his feet. Azar Vulcan hits a kick to the gut, he sets up Connor Wicklow into a vertical suplex position. He lifts him up, and he drops him with a brain buster.]

JR-The brain buster. That might be enough to end this match.

King-What if you are Sid? Then you only have half a brain to bust.

Kris Gaffney-Guess that’s a good question…maybe…

[Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Connor Wicklow. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2..KICK OUT by Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow is having issues getting up to his feet. Azar Vulcan waits for Connor Wicklow to get up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. Azar Vulcan attempts to go for the money shot, but Connor Wicklow is able ot duck under. Connor Wicklow hooks Azar Vulcan and he drops him with a sit down reverse jaw breaker that staggers Azar Vulcan. Connor Wicklow runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes hejumps in the air, and he connects with the sling blade on Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow can’t continue his offense as he’s taken quite a few moves thus far, and he takes a few moments to rest up, and crawls into the corner, and he climbs up to his feet. Azar Vulcan is up to his feet, and he doesn’t look happy. He runs towards Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow is able to get his boot up, and Azar Vulcan runs into it. Azar Vulcan staggers around, and Connor Wicklow hooks Azar Vulcan, and he drops him with an inverted Russian leg sweep that sends Azar Vulcan into the top turnbuckle. He stagger sout of the corner. Azar Vulcan walks right into a deep arm drag. Azar Vulcan gets up to his feet, and he runs towards Connor Wicklow. Connor Wicklow runs towards. Azar gets hit with another arm drag release.]

JR-Azar might be in trouble here.

King-Guess Wicklow didn’t get the memo about being better than him.

[Azar Vulcan gets up to his feet, and Connor hits a kick to the gut, and drops Azar into a pile driver. Connor goes into the cover on Azar Vulcan. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Azar Vulcan. Connor Wicklow picks up Azar Vulcan, and he tries to lift him up, but he’s seemly holding dead weight. Connor puts him into on his shoulder, but Azar struggles out of the back. Wicklow turns around, and he gets hit with a money maker!! But it was only a glancing blow as Connor Wicklow stays on his feet, Azar Vulcan goes for another Money maker…CONNOR DUCKS IT. He kicks him in the gut. He sets him up, and drops him for the Zero signal!! But neither wrestler is moving. The ref starts his standing ten count 1…………..2…………3…………4……..both wrestlers crawl to each other…..5……6…..both wrestler use each other to pull themselves up……7…..8……9…Connor raises up, and breaks the count. BAM! Money Maker that connects fully this time!! Connor falls down on the mat. Azar falls to the cover on Connor Wicklow. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!]

JR-Both Azar and Connor gave everything they had…Azar had one more move in him.

On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off.

JR-Killer Tschida has shown himself to live up to his billing.

King-Whatever that billing is.

Kris Gaffney-I sure hope were not on the internet…yuck!

As the lights go out in the arena, The State of Massachusettes cranks through the speakers. An orange spotlight illumiates the top of the ramp, highlighting the figure of Tommy Malone gives the crowd their first glimpse of the Irish Renegade. Standing with his back toward the ring, Tommy is wearing a black leather jacket that has the Irish Flag spray painted on the back of it, his arms out toward his side, thumb and finger sticking out in a gun like gesture. Tommy turns around and makes his way toward the ring, a slightly cocky strut. Covering the bottom have of his face is a custume made Irish flag with "Real IRA" painted on the mask. Malone reaches the ring, jumping up on the apron and looking around the arena at the crowd. With a swooping jump Tommy launches himself over the top rope into the ring, heading right for the turnbuckle where he climbs it and points finger guns out toward the crowd.

JR-Tommy Malone was able to regain the Extreme Championship.

King-I’m sure that gave Alvin Jackson nightmares earlier. Kris Gaffney-…

King-He’s still here, and he’s a JOBBER…HA! But then again what else was new?

[Tommy Malone and Killer Tschida fire fists to the face, neither wrestler is backing down, finally it seems that the advantage of not having a prior match is coming to the forefront as he is able to string together a few fists and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Killer Tschida hits a kick to the face as Tommy Malone is trying to lower his head for a back body drop, Killer Tschida measures up as Tommy Malone is on the ropes. As he runs towards him. Killer Tschida is side stepped, and he is thrown over the top rope, and Killer Tschida hits hard into the mat around ring side. Tommy Malone goes to the outside of the ring, and he grabs Killer Tschida. Tommy Malone hits Killer Tschida’s head into the barricade. He bounces off he staggers away, and Tommy Malone grabs him, and he throws him hard into the barricade. Killer Tschida hits hard into the barricade back first. Tommy Malone goes under the ring. Tommy Malone grabs a trash can, and he grabs the can, and he puts it in the stomach area of Killer Tschida. Tommy Malone runs towards Killer Tschida, and he connects with a running knee to the face that stuns Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida falls down on the mat clearly feeling the effects of that last move. Tommy Malone grabs Killer Tschida, and he throws him into the ring, and he waits for Killer Tschida to get up to his feet. Tommy Malone drops Killer Tschida with the Irish Stun Gun.]

JR-That might be enough.

King-I guess we will find out how much that prior match effected Killer Tschida.

Kris Gaffney-I wouldn’t count him out just yet.

[Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2……KICK OUT by Killer Tschida. Tommy Malone doesn’t seem to be pleased, and he waits for Killer Tschida to get up to his feet, and he attempts to go for the Tommy Gun, but at the last moment Killer Tschida is able to move out of the way. Tommy Malone turns around to attempt to reset, but he gets blasted with a Killer Kick to the chin that makes him fall backwards into the ropes, and he staggers back as he hits the ropes, and Killer Tschida kicks Tommy Malone in the gut that double shim over, and he drops him with a DDT that puts him into the mat. Killer Tschida pushes Tommy Malone on to his back. Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Tommy Malone. Killer Tschida takes a few moments to rest up, and he crawls towards the ropes, and once he gets up to his feet. He see’s Tommy Malone running towards him, and Killer Tschida is able to counter with a back body drop, but Tommy Malone is able to land on his feet on the apron. But Killer Tschida is able to think quickly, and he connects with a hang man. Tommy Malone falls over the top rope. Tommy Malone gets hooked into a vertical suplex position. He lifts him up, and Killer Tschida is able to suplex him back into the ring. Tommy Malone hits into the mat hard.]

JR-Killer Tschida making a come back here.

King-It might be more than that.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that’s Tommy Malone’s exact thoughts right now.

[Tommy Malone gets up, and Killer Tschida attempts to drive him back down with the Tschida lock, but Tommy Malone is able to block it, and he moves around, and he throws him into the ring post. Killer Tschida strikes the ring post. Killer pulls himself off of the ring post..out of no where Tommy Malone comes into the picture and drops Killer for the liberation driver!! Killer Tschida is down. Tommy Malone goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…………3!!]

JR-Killer Tschida was determined to lock in his finisher, but Tommy Malone was able to find the momentum to turn it against him.

JR-Christopher Haynes like various superstars this night have had more than one night.

King-And he’s about to face someone who wants revenge.

Kris Gaffney-REVENGE!!

As my music comes across the PA system I walk out to the stage. I stand there and lift both my arms and there is pro. I then walk down the ramp up the stairs and through the middle to the ring.

JR-This should be a very good match, we’ll see if the prior match hurt Haynes at all.

King-The good thing it was a tag match, so he didn’t have to be in the ring all of the time.

Kris Gaffney-That’s true.

[Christopher Haynes pokes the eye of Ray Revenge as the bell rings. Ray Revenge is clearly in a lot of pain. Christopher Haynes hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Ray Revenge. Christopher Haynes hits a few stomps on the downed Ray Revenge. Christopher Haynes grabs him, and he lifts him up to his feet. Christopher Haynes connects with a few fists to the face that rocks Ray Revenge to the ropes. Christopher Haynes whips Ray Revenge off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Christopher Haynes goes for a clothesline, but Ray Revenge is able to duck under. Ray Revenge bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps in the air for a cross body block, but it’s caught by Christopher Haynes, and he holds him for a few moments. Christopher Haynes connects with a fall away slam. This sends Ray Revenge flying, and he crashes into the mat. He slowly gets up to his feet and he falls into the corner, and Christopher Haynes runs towards the corner, and he connects with a splash in the corner. Christopher Haynes waits for Ray Revenge to stagger out of the corner. Once he does he hooks Ray Revenge, and he drops him with a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2….KICK OUT by Ray Revenge.]

JR-Ray Revenge is able to kick out.

King-Good thing he did…or he’d have to get Revenge.

Kris Gaffney-Always a good reason for anything.

[Christopher Haynes waits for Ray Revenge to get up to his feet. Christopher Haynes lifts up Ray Revenge on his shoulders, but it’s countered by Ray Revenge hits a few elbows to the side of the head. Ray Revenge is able to land behind Christopher Haynes. Christopher Haynes tursn around, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with an inverted atomic drop. Christopher Haynes gets dropped with a hard fist. Haynes gets up fairly quickly, and he gets dropped with a elbow drop to the downed Christopher Haynes. He doesn’t go into the cover, instead he waits for a few moments to allow Christopher Haynes to get up on his own, once he does Ray Revenge lifts up Christopher Haynes, and he drops with him with a back breaker. Christopher Haynes seems to be staying down enough to go into the cover on Haynes after that move. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2…KICK OUT by Christopher Haynes. Revenge gets up and seems to be wanting to get…what else Revenge with a few stomps on the downed Christopher Haynes.]

JR-Ray Revenge is taking it to Christopher Haynes.

King-You can’t do that to Mack Daddy…I have a feeling this is JR’s fault.

Kris Gaffney-Still trying to get him slap I see….oh well, that could be funny.

[Christopher Haynes tries to leave the ring as Ray Revenge continues to attack him, between the ropes, the ref tries to get to stop the attack as that’s the rule, but that leaves a blind spot and Haynes hits a low blow undetected by the ref. Haynes sets up Ray Revenge, drops him for the Trick Flipper. Christopher Haynes goes into the cover on Ray Revenge. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2……..3!!]

JR-Ray Revenge gave Christopher Haynes an opportunity to cheat, and he took it for the win…

Kris Gaffney-JR’s not even angry.

King-Probably because he expected it from Haynes.

(The EMF tron lights up with the image of Azar Vulcan and the Wretched Nobody standing looking off screen Azar Vulcan in particular is saying something to someone off screen, but there is no audio. We go back to the ring.)

JR-The former Extreme Champion is looking to regain some gold here.

King-Still waiting for the Gambler vs. Ricky match.

Kris Gaffney-This is the point where I run.

As the lights go out in the arena, In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida by Iron Butterfly brings the arena to life with its opening organ. When the first licks of the guitar hit the speakers, Brandon Leno is seen standing on the stage, back to the ring with his arms stretched out to the side, head toward the sky. Different colored spotlights dance around him. Leno is wearing an acid wash jean jacket with an outline of a woman with psychedelic butterfly wings printed on the back of the jacket. Leno nods his head back and forth to the music as he turns around, aviator sunglasses on his face. Leno has his tie dyed tights on with Mr. Psychedelic printed across the back. Indica accompanies him down the ramp as he struts his way to the ring, grooving to the music. Len jumps onto the apron and gets into the ring. Once in the ring he goes to the turnbuckle, climbs the second rope and starts dancing to the music, trying to get the crowd involved. Orange looks around the arena, slowly pulls one hand out of his pocket and holds it just above his bellybutton and gives a lazy thumbs up before making his way down the ramp with his hands back into his pockets. Once at the ring, he slowly rolls under the ropes all the way to the middle of the ring where he does a kip-up with his hands still in his pocket. He walks to his corner giving a lazy thumbs up waiting for the match to begin.)

JR-Brandon Leno and Ricky Vegas have traded victories, including submission victories.

King-I’m certain that’s something that both wrestlers remember.

[Ricky Vegas and Brandon Leno pace around the ring as they are looking towards the cage trying to size up the challenge in front of them. Ricky Vegas and Brandon Leno lock up, and Ricky Vegas puts Brandon Leno into a side head lock. Brandon Leno quickly backs up Ricky Vegas to the ropes, and he whips him off of the ropes. Ricky Vegas bounces off of the ropes. Brandon Leno hits a release arm drag that sends Ricky Vegas crashing down on the mat. Ricky Vegas gets up to his feet. Brandon Leno tries to attack him, but Ricky Vegas counters by grabbing him and throwing against the cage. Brandon Leno stays on the side of the cage. Ricky Vegas tries to splash him, but at the last moment Brandon Leno moves out of the way. Ricky Vegas hits his face into the cage. Ricky Vegas staggers around, and Brandon Leno drops him with a super kick. This puts down Ricky Vegas. Brandon Leno takes a few moments to rest up after going into the steel, Brandon Leno waits for Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas gets kicked in the gut, and Brandon Leno sets him up into a power bomb/piledriver position. Brandon Leno picks him up, and he drops Ricky Vegas with the purple haze piledriver!! Brandon Leno pushes him on to his back. Brandon Leno goes into the cover on Ricky Vegas. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2………..KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas.

JR-Almost there there.

King-Ricky might have saw his dreams of being the IC champion go up in smoke there.

Kris Gaffney-Well it’s not over yet.

[Brandon Leno decides to go out the door, but as he passes Ricky Vegas is able to take him down with a double leg take down, and he goes for the Blackjack, but Brandon Leno is able spin around and he kicks off Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas falls against the ropes, and Brandon Leno gets up to his feet, and he runs towards Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas is able to counter with a hot shot that sends Brandon Leno face first into the cage side. Ricky Vegas waits as Brandon Leno hits the steel and he stumbles towards him, he lifts him up, and he drops him with body slam. Ricky Vegas picks up Brandon Leno, and he hits another body slam. Ricky Vegas for one more time picks up Ricky Vegas, and he attempts to go for another body slam to attempt to complete the three of a kind, but Brandon Leno is able to struggle out of the back, and he runs towards the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. But out of no where, Ricky Vegas takes down Brandon Leno with a full house right to the face that drops Brandon Leno. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Brandon Leno. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………..2………..KICK OUT by Brandon Leno!! Ricky Vegas gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Brandon Leno. Ricky Vegas grabs Brandon Leno, and he ties him up into the ropes, and he takes a few free shots to the face. Ricky Vegas runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a spear right to the gut with Brandon Leno unable to do anything about it.]

JR-Brandon Leno tastes the steel there.

King-That’s something I’m sure he doesn’t want to do again.

[Brandon Leno falls down on the mat, and he rolls from under the ropes, and Ricky Vegas goes over to Brandon Leno. Brandon Leno out of no where is able to attempt to lock in the Acid Trip!! But Ricky Vegas is fighting it, and now has countered into the Blackjack. Brandon Leno takes the pain for a moment, and he is able to counter by rolling through throwing Ricky Vegas into the apron. Brandon Leno gets up to his feet. Brandon Leno runs, and he attempts to get revenge for earlier for a spear into the cage himself, but seemly Ricky Vegas was ready for this as at the last moment he moves out of the way. Brandon Leno hits his head into the cage. Brandon Leno hangs over the middle rope. Ricky Vegas drops a guillotine Leg drop on the middle rope on Brandon Leno. Leno falls into the middle of the ring. As he’s near the door and it’s open. Ricky Vegas goes through the door, and steps on the floor. Ricky Vegas wins via escape.]

JR-Brandon Leno seemed to remember that spear, but it cost him in the end.

King-Maybe he did want to do it again.

(“Find the real” blasts on the PA system. Jesica Cole-Mann walks out on the stage, she walks down to the ring making comments to some of the crowd members about having fake boobs. She steps inside of the ring.)

JR-I’m not what to make of this next match.

King-a woman who is better than everyone and a princess.

Kris Gaffney-Hard choice.

(“How strong do you think I am” blasts on the PA system. Catherine Walker walks out on the stage wearing her tiara and normal ring gears. She spins around, and she throws her hair over. She gives a princess wave even though the crowd is booing her. Catherine Walker steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This woman has changed.

King-I’m surprised she’s lasted this long as a heel…we all remember how her parents fared with that…

Kris Gaffney-Let’s not talk about that….that’s X-Cold rule 1….next to…

*Road Dogg standing next to Kris making a stabbing motion*

[Jesica Cole-Mann yells to the crowd who is yelling that there champion doesn’t want to be all natural like her. Catherine yells that she’s flat, JCM yells back she’s all natural and she doesn’t want to be. Catherine hits a slap to the face, and she yells about her being flat. Catherine Walker hits a few forearm shots to the face. She whips her to the ropes, and she bounces off of the ropes. Catherine Walker jumps in the air, and she connects with a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks Jesica Cole-Mann down on the mat. JCM is slow to get up to her feet, and Catherine hits an SMS kick the jaw that makes Jesica Cole-Mann on the ropes, and she falls face first into the mat. Catherine Walker runs to the ropes, she comes off of the ropes, and she drops a running elbow drop to the back of JCM. Catherine Walker goes into the cover on Jesica Cole-Mann. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………..2……..KICK OUT by JCM. Catherine Walker picks up Jesica Cole –Mann, and she drops her with a body slam. Catherine Walker climbs up to the top rope.]

JR-It looks like that Catherine is looking to take a chance.

King-I’m unsure where Catherine gets this…neither her mother or father did various flips off of the top rope.

Kris Gaffney-Depending where you saw him…X-Cold would do moonsaults across the ring.

[Catherine Walker jumps backwards, and flips through the air for the OMG, but at the last moment JCM moves out of the way. Catherine Walker crashes and burns. She seems to be having issues to regain her breath. Catherine Walker is slow to get up to her feet, JCM kicks her into the ropes, and Catherine falls into the middle rope. JCM pulls her through the ropes, and she starts to club her chest, she starts to screech like she’s about to die, she rakes the eyes of JCM. Catherine falls out of the ropes, and she clunches her chest. She runs angry at the corner, but JCM is able to move out of the way and throws her into the corner. JCM waits for Catherine to stagger out, and she drops her with a reverse neck breaker. JCM goes to the outside of the ring.]

JR-JCM might be going to end this match.

King-This might do more than end this match.

[JCM climbs out, but she realizes that Jordyn Jade is on the stage staring her down. This causes allows Catherine to run up to the top rope, and she hits a super arm drag. JCM is slow to get up. Catherine Walker lifts up JCM, and she drops her with the Princess Power!! JCM seems out of it. Catherine Walker goes into the cover on JCM. The ref counts 1…………..2…………3!!]

JR-JCM might have had it, but she got distracted.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage. Mist fills the stage before the music kicks it up a gear, Conner Wicklow arrives through the mist and poses amongst a blast of white light. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony Ikeda and Connor Wicklow are the wild card tag team, but they both have experience in the EMF for years.

Kris Gaffney-And in case of Tony, it’s years and years.

King-Even though that’s not BADDDDDDDDDDDD

(The arena lights flicker and suddenly everything falls under a deep blanket of darkness when “Funeral March” by The fourth Floor blasts. There is a single spotlight beaming to life in the middle of the ring, revealing an old, battered, Victorian music box. The ratchet lever on the music box begins to spin and we all hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the cold arena air that grows more ominous with every dainty pluck of pins and teeth, leaving us in the pitch of blackness, gripped by the callous, talon-clawed hands of fear as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

(We see the silhouette of a small woman. She makes her way down the aisle as smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and into the audience.)

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal!

(She stops halfway down the aisle slyly looking back as a tiny spark flicks behind her. The spark quickly and suddenly turns into a small flame stood upon the wick of a candle which illuminates the contours and crevices of The Wretched Nobody's haggard mask. Suddenly a ring of flames ignite on the side of the ring and as a platform raises Azar Vulcan stands in the center. The flames flashing on his Television Championship.)

Ring Announcer: Making their way to the ring at a combined weight if 635 pounds. The challengers, The Mastermind and The Monster! AZAR VULCAN AND THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

JR-The Wretched Nobody and Azar Vulcan have made quite the team since joining up.

King-As a team…their no Road Dogg and X-Pac…but then again, Tori can’t match Grace for breaking the censor machine.

Kris Gaffney-Guess that’s one way to put over our talent.

[Connor Wicklow and Tony Ikeda stare down each other seemly wondering what they are going to get from the other. The bell rings, and the champions are able to rush the challengers. Tony Ikeda gets thrown to the outside of the ring by the Wretched Nobody after a head butt, and hurl over the top rope, that sends him flying into the outside of the ring. Inside of the ring Connor Wicklow has Azar Vulcan bouncing off of the ropes, and he goes for a spinning elbow to the face, but Azar Vulcan is able to duck under. Connor Wicklow turns around, and he gets hit with a spinning kick to the gut that doubles over Azar Vulcan, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Azar Vulcan connects with a running knee to the face. Connor Wicklow fly’s across the ring, and he rolls under the ropes, and he gets up on the apron. Azar Vulcan connects with a running knee to the face that sends Connor Wicklow flying, and he crashes into the table around ring side.]

JR-Connor Wicklow missed that knee, but Azar was able to use the first table.

King-I guess they wasted no time continuing their battle from earlier.

Kris Gaffney-Guess it would be hard to forget that battle.

[The Wretched Nobody on the outside has Tony Ikeda down on the mat. The Wretched Nobody hits a few stomps on the downed Tony Ikeda. The Wretched Nobody grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up to his feet, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a spine chiller. Tony Ikeda rolls around in a lot of pain. The Wretched Nobody grabs Tony Ikeda by the hair, and he lifts him up to his feet. As Tony Ikeda is clearly feeling the pain of his attack. The Wretched Nobody sets him up, and he drops him with a high angle belly to back suplex that sends him hard on the barricade. Tony Ikeda staggers forward, and he falls down on his hands and knee’s. The Wretched Nobody measures up on Tony Ikeda. The Wretched Nobody measures up on Tony Ikeda. The Wretched Nobody measures up on Tony Ikeda, and he hits a kick to the ribs that makes him roll away. The Wretched Nobody has Tony Ikeda on the ring post, and he has a chair, The Wretched Nobody goes for a chair shot to the face on the ring post, but Tony Ikeda is able to move out of the way at the last moment. The Wretched Nobody turns around, and Tony Ikeda hits a low blow. This makes the Wretched Nobody drop the chair, and he grabs the chair, and he hits The Wretched Nobody with the chair, and then again, and then another. The Wretched Nobody is still going towards Tony Ikeda. The Wretched Nobody throws a fist to the face, but Tony Ikeda is able to duck it, and he hooks The Wretched Nobody, and he lifts him up, and he drops the Wretched Nobody with a full nelson slam on the ladder. The Wretched Nobody lays on the ladder. Tony Ikeda climbs up on the apron, and he measures up on the Wretched Nobody. Tony Ikeda jumps off, and he connects with a elbow drop from the apron to the floor on the Wretched Nobody while he lays on the ladder.]

JR-Tony Ikeda has hit some big moves.

Kris Gaffney-The problem is that it’s against the Wretched Nobody, and he has always been known to be able to take more than most.

[The Wretched Nobody rolls off of the ladder, and Tony Ikeda is able to grab the ladder, and he puts it into the ring, and he sets it up he climbs up the ladder. Tony Ikeda climbs up to the top of the ladder, but before he can get up there. The Wretched Nobody hits a few clubbing blows to the back of Tony Ikeda. The Wretched Nobody tries to set him up. Tony hits a few back elbow to the side of the face of the Wretched Nobody. Finally Tony Ikeda hooks Wretched Nobody, and he drops him with a full nelson slam off of the ladder. The ladder is rocking, but Connor Wicklow grabs it Tony Ikeda climbs the ladder, he has his hand on the gold. The camera gets a shot of Connor Wicklow’s face which seems…in thought like he’s fighting himself aobut something, but then….Connor Wicklow pushes the ladder. This sends Tony Ikeda flying into the top rope.]

JR-The hell?!

King-You think D’Lo and Test became a great tag team?

Kris Gaffney-Guess you can’t be like Road Dogg and X-Pac.

King-But then again who is.

[Tony Ikeda is in pain, but is also in shock. Azar Vulcan picks up Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda throws Azar arms off of him, and Tony Ikeda swings at everything that moves including Connor Wicklow. Before finally meeting with the hand of the Wretched Nobody who grabs Tony Ikeda around the throat, and he hurls him over the top rope, and he flips over the top rope, and crashes into a near by table, finally unopposed Azar Vulcan climbs up the ladder. And he grabs the title. Azar Vulcan and the Wretched Nobody wins!!]

JR-What the hell is this?

King- I guess Connor Wicklow is a wild card…just not for the person that we thought.

JR-It’s truly a dark horizon.

King-You knew that would be snuck in…

(The Wretched Nobody, Azar Vulcan, and Connor Wicklow stand on the apron looking down at the broken remains of the table and Tony Ikeda as Dark Horizon goes off the air.)