EMF: Dark Horizon
	JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Mr. Gold!!! (crowd boos *****) [Poof! Mr. Gold is in the ring. The ref yells no magic. Mr/ Gp;d os now limping...crap... ] JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Matt Faris!!! [Matt Faris walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Mr. Gold checks his boots. Matt Faris drops Mr. Gold with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (ding, ding, ding) Mr. Gold grabs Matt Faris by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Matt Faris punches Mr. Gold in the head. Matt Faris hits Mr. Gold with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Mr. Gold gets hit with the shooting star press from Matt Faris. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Mr. Gold kicks out. Mr. Gold trys for a tiger driver but Matt Faris avoids it. Mr. Gold locks Matt Faris in the grapevine submission. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Mr. Gold tightens the hold. ... Matt Faris escapes. Mr. Gold executes a huge gutbuster on Matt Faris. Mr. Gold fist drops Matt Faris on the mat. Mr. Gold stands up. Mr. Gold puts Matt Faris in an arm grapevine submission. Matt Faris gets up. Mr. Gold with a headscissors takeover on Matt Faris. Now Matt Faris standing. ] JR - Matt Faris could use some help about now. [Matt Faris gets hit with a dragon scerw from Mr. Gold. Mr. Gold moves back to his feet. Matt Faris gets up. Mr. Gold rakes his fingers across Matt Faris's back. Matt Faris short clothslines Mr. Gold. Matt Faris knifehand chops Mr. Gold. Matt Faris hits Mr. Gold with the back of his elbow. Matt Faris hits a power slam on Mr. Gold. Matt Faris executes a snap mare on Mr. Gold and locks him into the sleeper. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... (AHHHH!) Mr. Gold escapes. Mr. Gold picks Matt Faris up and side suplexes him to the mat. Mr. Gold climbs to his feet. ] JR - Mr. Gold's momma would be proud! King-...I think it'll take more than that....she wants him to cause far more destruction than can be had in a wrestling match. [Mr. Gold knee drops Matt Faris. Mr. Gold sucks chants start in the crowd. Mr. Gold moves back to his feet. Now Matt Faris standing. Mr. Gold uses a lariat on Matt Faris. Mr. Gold sucks chants start in the crowd. Mr. Gold piledrives Matt Faris into the mat. They lockup. Matt Faris sends Mr. Gold to the corner of the ring. Matt Faris executes a swinging neckbreaker on Mr. Gold. Matt Faris uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Mr. Gold down. He picks up Mr. Gold, and Mr. Gold slides out of the back, and drops Matt Faris for the Golden Rule!! He goes itno the cover on Faris. The ref counts 1.....2...KICK OUT by Faris. Mr. Gold can't believe he didn't get the pin. He yells at the ref, suddenly out of no where, Faris is able to roll up Gold, the ref counts 1............2.......3!! (Copyright information flashes on the screen, and we go into the a highlight video of how each of the matches came about. Finally ending it transitions into a introduction screen with an announcer welcoming us to Dark Horizon 2018. The arena is dark as the camera focuses to the top of the stage. Suddenly pyrotechnics shoot down from the top of the stage, and crash down on the stage. Lighting up the arena, they end, and the lights turn on. Fans yell, and wave their signs.) JR-Welcome to Dark Horizon, tonight the EMF comes to you live from Denver, Colorado. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King, tonight we have many great matches including our main event as Logan Riley attempts to take back the world championship from Tony Ikeda. King-Let’s not forget the two bra and panties involved matches. Kris Gaffney- I’m sure few have. (“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, he throws grapes. The crowd throws a few at him, Kenny walks down to the ring.) JR-Kenny has quite the challenge here. King-He’s going against someone that wants to smash him like a grape. Kris Gaffney-Hopefully he doesn’t wine about it. King-…. (The lights go out and lights come on switching from red to green as we hear "Money" by Pink Floyd over the loud speakers. The fans sing along and we hear a mixture of cheers and jeers as "The White Devil" Joey Gambino steps out from the back. He stand at center stage sporting black shades and a black suit. He look out to the crowd and then rips the suit off and tosses his glasses into the crowd. He taps his chest and yells and then begins his walk to the ring. Focused and confident Joey climbs into the ring and feeds off of the fans awaiting the match to begin.) JR-Joey Gambino is very busy. Last week he got some championship considerations. King-Whatever that means. Kris Gaffney-Usually means something, guess we’ll see. [Joey Gambino and Kenny Omegrape pace around the ring. Joey Gambino throws a fist to the face. He ducks under, and he waits for Kenny Omegrape to turn around, and he hits a hard knife edge chop to the chest that makes Kenny Omegrape stumble back in pain, and then Joey Gambino waits for Kenny Omegrape to stumble towards him, he runs towards him, and he hits a running knee lift into the gut that doubles him over, and he grabs his arm, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape gets put down on the mat with a double axe handle. He falls down on the mat. Joey Gambino picks up Kenny Omegrape, Joey Gambino hits a head butt that knocks him backwards, and Joey doesn’t allow Kenny to fall down to the mat. Instead he picks him up, and he drops him over his knee with a rib breaker. He’s rolling around in pain, he gets up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and he hooks him, he lifts him up, and he hits a gut wrench, and drops him into a sit down power bomb. Joey Gambino puts him into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1………2…KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Joey stands over Kenny Omegrape. Someone from the crowd throws a grape. Joey swats it away, and yells at the crowd member, and Kenny Omegrape is able to hit a few fists to the face. He whips Joey to the ropes. Joey bounces off of the ropes. Joey jumps up, and connects on Kenny with a flying shoulder block. Joey yells at Kenny Omegrape saying it was stupid of him to think that he was going to get the advantage on that move.] JR-This is not a good start for Kenny Omegrape. King-The crowd provided his best offense thus far. Kris Gaffney-I wonder if that was a DQ… [Kenny Omegrape gets picked up by the hair, and then he sets him up into a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up for the Hit. But Kenny Omegrape is able to shift his weight, and he lands behind Gambino. Gambino turns around around right into jumping euzugri to the side of the head. Gambino stumbles into the corner. He runs towards the corner, and he hits a flying forearm shot to the face that stuns Joey Gambino. Kenny Omegrape turns around, and he hooks him, and he runs out of the corner with a head lock, and drops him with a bulldog head block. Kenny Omegrape pushes Joey Gambino on to his back. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2….KCK OUT by Joey Gambino. Kenny Omegrape shakes his head, he stays on the mat trying to recover, and thinking what he is going to do next. He looks to the corner, and he goes under the ropes. He climbs up to his feet slowly with the help of the ropes. He goes over to the turnbuckle, and he starts to climb up to the top rope. Once he’s there he steady’s himself up on the top rope as he waits for Joey Gambino who is slow to get up to his feet.] JR-This might be the chance for Kenny. King-What you got to say now Kris? Kris Gaffney-I didn’t say anything… King-Other than a bad joke…and I’ll never let it go…NEVER!! [Kenny Omegrape runs to the ropes, but Joey hits a hard clothesline that puts him down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape is down. Joey picks up Kenny, he lifts him up, and he drops him for the Hit. Joey goes into the cover on Kenny. The ref counts 1………2……3!!] JR-Joey comes back, and gets the victory. (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, and he nods his head. He does the “YES!” taunt down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Daniel Bryan has seemly taking this match personal. King-I guess he see’s what he once was. (“Ben Black’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Ben Black walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Ben Black had a good run, but fizzled out. King-Think he can get back into it again? Kris Gaffney-I guess there is only one way to find out. [Daniel Bryan comes into the ring doing his YES taunts towards Ben Black. This weirds out Ben Black, he runs towards Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan counters with a release arm drag that sends Ben Black flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. He gets up to his feet, Ben Black hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Ben Black. Daniel Bryan puts him into a side head lock, and he hits a punch to the top of the head. Ben Black bounces up holding the top of his head, and he hits a drop kcik that to the face that makes him fall backwards, and he falls to the ropes, and he falls out of the ring, and down on the floor below. Daniel Bryan pumps up the crowd, he walks around the ring, and then he runs towards the ring. He comes off of the ropes. He jumps through the ropes, and he hits a suicide dive that connects Ben Black sending him down on the mat. Daniel Bryan takes a few moments to recover as that move takes quite a lot out of him. He motions to the crowd that he is gaining momentum. He grabs Ben Black, and he throws him into the ring. Daniel Bryan climbs up to on the apron, and then he waits for Ben Black to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan sets up, and he jumps off of the top turnbuckle. He connects with a missile drop kick that puts him down on the mat. Daniel Bryan quickly goes into the cover on Ben Black. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2….KICK OUT by Ben Black. Daniel Bryan shakes his head, but smiles as he has a plan. He slowly goes into the corner, and he does the Yes taunt as he waits for Ben Black to get up to his feet.] JR-Daniel Bryan might be attempting to end this match right now. King-Is it too early? Kris Gaffney-Feels like it. [Ben Black slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan runs at his head, but before he can leave his feet Ben Black ducks behind him, grabs him, and drops him for a sling blade. Ben Black takes a few moments to rest up, he watches as Daniel Bryan slowly gets up to his feet. Ben Black hooks Daniel Bryan by the shoulder, and he drops him backwards into the mat with a inverted Russian leg sweep. Ben Black pushes Daniel Bryan on to his back, and he goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…….KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Ben Black falls down on the mat unable to argue as he’s taken quite a few moves thus far.] JR-Ben Black needs to keep on the momentum. King-I think he’s having trouble with that. Kris Gaffney-JR wouldn’t know because he’s never been a wrestler. King-Not like you were much better Kris. [Ben Black tries to get up, but Daniel Bryan is able to think quickly, and drives him down with an arm bar, and he hooks the No Lock. Ben Black fights it…fights it…and he taps out to the No Lock!!] JR-Daniel Bryan saw the hesitation, and used the opening to lock in the No Lock to make Ben Black tap out. (“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He walks down to the ring as he takes footage for his web show. He enters the ring) JR-Ryder is looking to get on a winning streak. Kris Gaffney-Aren’t we all. King-Well, it goes further, I guess you can say this is the first round of a mini tournament. (“Snap your fingers, snap your neck” blasts on the PA system. Carnage walks out on the stage. Carnage goes too fast for the camera man, and creates total carnage on his camera.) King-That’s not going to cost a lot of money. King-Certainly not… [Zack Ryder and Carnage stand in the middle of the ring. The long time friend of Tony Ikeda talks trash to the tag team partner of Tony. They lock up, Carnage pushes him backwards, and he stumbles backwards, and then he goes into the corner. Zack Ryder looks around, and he yells “woo! Woo! Woo!” in the corner. This just weirds Carnage out, and he runs at Zack Ryder, and he goes for his head, but it’s ducked under, and Carnage is in the corner. Carnage turns around Zack Ryder peppers him with a few fists to the face of Carnage. Zack Ryder gets stopped by Carnage hitting a head butt that puts down Zack Ryder. Carnage stumbles out of the corner, a little effected by the fists, but not a lot. He runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder jumps in the air, and he connects with a drop kick that makes Carnage stumble backwards, and he falls out of the ring, on to the floor. Zack Ryder trying to keep the momentum going goes to the nearest turnbuckle, and then up to the top rope. He waits for Carnage to get where he wants him, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block, or he would have if Carnage didn’t catch him. Carnage tries to transfer him on to his shoulder. Zack Ryder is able to slide out of the back, and he grabs Carnage by the hair, and he runs to the corner, and he throws him hard into the ring post. He crashes hard into the ring post. He bounces off the ring post. Zack Ryder kicks Carnge in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat around ring side with a DDT, Carnage seems to be down, and obviously he’s hard to pick up. Zack Ryder stands around trying to figure out whether or not he wants to attempt to throw him into the ring, or see if Carnage is wore down enough to keep him on the outside to attempt to get a count out. As that is just as good in this match as a pin.] JR-Zack has a big choice. King-You take the count out, all you need in this match is a win, this is not like a title match. Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that Ryder doesn’t view it like that though. [Ryder slides into the ring, and he waits for Carnage to get up to his feet. Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder. But it’s caught by Carnage, Ryder counters with a flip down Carnage back, and Zack Ryder hooks Carnage up for a pinning combination. The ref counts 1……….2…………3!!] JR-It seemed like Ryder was caught, but he countered it into a pinning combination that kept Carnage down long enough to get the victory. King-What do you know, he countered the counter. Kris Gaffney-Had to happen at some point. (“The duck song” Walter Melon and Shinseke Nakamango walks out on the stage. Nakamango tries to make various weird hand gestures. Walter gives him fruit, they step inside of the ring.) JR-The Melon Club have been tag team champions before. King-Not sure in this same combination. Kris Gaffney-They all eat fruit, so it should all work. The lights go out and begin to flash blue as we hear "Done With That (Day One Remix)" by CFO$ over the loud speakers. The fans have a big POP and begin chanting "USOS" as the two brothers slowly walk out from the back. They stand at center stage and look out to the crowd and then at eachother. They tap their forearms together and begin their walk to the ring. Focused and confident both brothers climb into the ring and feed off of the fans awaiting the match to begin as Jey stays outside, and Jimmy goes into the ring. JR-The tag team champions have seemed unstoppable. King-They eat, shit, and bleed for this JR…it shouldn’t be a surprise. Kris Gaffney-Just don’t say all that fast… [Jimmy Uso and Walter Melon start out in the middle of the ring. They talk trash. Walter Melon lock up with Jimmy Uso, and he hits a knee lift into the gut. This doubles over Jimmy Uso. Walter Melon whips him off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he hits a double axe handle on the face of Jimmy Uso so hard that it makes Stevie Richard shudder. Jimmy Uso gets up to his feet, he throws a wild fist to the face, Walter Melon ducks under, he hooks under the arm of Jimmy Uso, and he hits an atomic drop. Jimmy Uso stumbles forward, and then he hooks him, runs, and drops him into the mat with a running bulldog planting him down into the mat. Walter Melon pushes him on his back, and he goes into the cover on Jimmy Uso. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….KICK OUT by Jimmy Uso. Jey seemed fairly confident his partner could kick out, so he didn’t really move on the apron. He just yells to his partner to try to get him to rally. Jimmy attempts to get up to his feet, and he kicks him in the ribs, and he rolls away. He tries to get up to his feet. Walter stays with him, and he kicks him in the ribs, and he rolls away, and now he’s in the corner of the Melon Club. Walter Melon picks up Jimmy Uso, and he makes the tag to Shinseke Nakamango. Nakamango comes into the ring, and Walter Melon hooks him for a Russian leg sweep. Nakamango goes to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He jumps, and he hits a running front missile drop kick that knocks him down on the mat dropping him into the Russian leg sweep.] JR-That double team move might be enough to defeat the tag team champions. King-I’m sure they will be a fan of you saying that. Kris Gaffney-If he’s right, they might hire JR to avoid what they need to. [Shinseke Nakamango quickly goes into the cover on Jimmy Uso. The ref goes into position, and the ref counts 1………….2…Jey Uso comes out of no where, and he dives, and breaks up the count. Jey Uso goes to his corner. But it seems like Shinseke was not a fan of him attacking him. He goes over to Jey, and he tries to attack him. Jey is able to see it coming. He grabs him by the head, and drops his throat over the top rope. Shinseke Nakamango stumbles back towards the middle of the ring. He gets met with a super kick by Jimmy Uso. Jimmy Uso stands, but clearly he’s feeling the effects of the match. He jumps, and he makes the tag to Jey Uso. Jey Uso comes into the ring, and runs, he hits a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat.Shinseke Nakamango gets up to his feet. Jimmy Uso hits a few stinging over hand fists to the face, and then he grabs Shinseke Nakamango arm, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He lowers his head, and he sends Shinseke flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat with a back body drop. Shinseke hits the mat hard, and he slowly gets up to his feet. He stumbles, and he goes right into the waiting Jey Uso who picks up Shinseke, and he drops him for a somoan drop. Jey goes into the cover on Shinseke, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Shinseke Nakamango. Jey Uso goes, and makes the tag to Jimmy Uso. Both Uso get into the ring, they wait as Shinseke Nakamango is getting up, they both hit a double super kick that put down Nakamango.] JR-Double super kick on Nakamango. King-He needs more fruit! Kris Gaffney-That solves everything! [Jimmy Uso comes into the ring, but Jey stays into the ring. This allows Walter Melon to hit a clubbing blow. Which allows Nakamango to run up to the top rope, and connects with a ezuguri to the side of the head. Nakamango falls off of the top rope. Nakamango makes the tag to Walter Melon. He goes to turnbuckle. He climbs up to the top rope, and he leaps off, and hits the Fruit smash splash. Nakamango pulls Jey off of the apron. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Jimmy. The ref counts 1…………2…………..3!!] JR-The Melon Club wins it!! King-Good…that way Nakamango won’t go into his low blow you phase. ("Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Miley Cyrus plays over the PA System and out come Laura Cena, Ashley Irvine and Miley Cyrus for their 3 on 3 Bra and Panties match.) JR: This sure is a unique team.... King: Who knows how Miley will do in the ring? Kris: Feels like we should have found out years ago.... ("Dirty Little Girl" plays next and the team of Mickie James, Miss Jackie and Stacy Hancock are out next.) JR: Laura Cena said ahead of this match she's more than aware that Mickie could cash in during it. King: We know she'll pick her spot..... but could that be tonight? Kris: Whenever it is, you can bet Mickie will have a plan. (The bell sounds and we are underway. Mickie James begins the match for her team and Miley Cyrus demands to start for hers due to her ongoing hatred of Mickie. Mickie laughs when she sees Miley square up to her. Miley hits a hard slap but Mickie acts like she barely felt it. Miley goes for a dropkick and Mickie just sidesteps and Miley hits the floor. Mickie stomps on her a few times and seems to be toying with her but suddenly Laura Cena gets into the ring, unable to watch Miley take punishment, and unloads on Mickie with right hands. The referee pulls Laura back while Mickie smirks at Laura and then kicks Miley right in the side of the head as she was trying to get up. Mickie grabs Miley's top and rips it clean off her, leaving her in her white bra.) JR: Well, not the start Miley Cyrus had in mind.... King: I can't believe this is allowed to happen..... what a world we live in! (Mickie blows a kiss at Laura Cena as she stands stalking Miley. But suddenly Stacy Hancock steals a tag from her. Mickie looks annoyed and yells at Stacy but leaves the ring. Stacy waits for Miley Cyrus to climb to her feet and then whips her into the corner. Stacy goes over and uses one of her long legs to choke Miley in the corner. Miley is eventually able to hit a few shots and escape. She then knocks Stacy down with a clothesline. Miley stomps away on Stacy and seems to be targetting the leg. She then looks over and tries to dive towards her corner, but Mickie James slides into the ring and throws Miley across the ring, stopping her tagging out. The referee goes to remove Mickie but Stacy has recovered and is now stomping away on Miley. She grabs Miley's pants, but Miley kicks her off. She srpings to her feet and Stacy goes for a spinning heel kick, but Miley catches her leg. Miley hurls Stacy to the mat and then when Stacy gets up, Miley charges and hits a neckbreaker. She's then able to dive towards her corner, and make the tag to Laura Cena. Laura comes in and stomps on Stacy now, targetting her legs some more.) JR: This is a clash I know King is excited for.... King: All this leg on display.... it's amazing! Kris: I had you down as a breast man, not a leg man.... (Laura stops the assault on Stacy's leg for a moment and lets Stacy climb to her feet. She then positions her, and nails the Clean Sweep on Stacy. Laura goes over and rips off Stacy's top, leaving her in a yellow bra. Laura goes for Stacy's shorts, but is kicked away. Stacy goes over and makes the tag to Miss Jackie. Miss Jackie comes in and stares Laura down, following their Women's Title match last month. Laura looks ready for Jackie and Jackie charges at her but Laura catches her with a SPEAR! Laura goes for Jackie's top now but Jackie kicks her away. Laura backs off and then charges at Jackie again, but Jackie ducks under the clothesline attempt. Laura tries again but this time Jackie hoists her up, looking for the F-Off! Laura hits an elbow to the head and drops down behind Jackie. She almost instintively rolls up Miss Jackie, and then tries to remove Jackie's pants, but suddenly Stacy is back in the ring and hits a big kick to the head. This allows Jackie to reverse the roll up, and go for Laura's pants in return. The referee once again removes Stacy from the ring but the damage is done and Jackie pulls off Laura's pants, leaving her in her black panties to cheers from the crowd. Laura tries to cover herself up, and looks over to her corner, and makes the tag to Ashley Irvine.) JR: We'll see how the Women's Champion copes with this.... King: The crowd sure appreciated it. Kris: Mickie must be itching to grab that briefcase.... (Ashley comes into the ring with Miss Jackie. Miss Jackie charges at her and catches her off guard with a clothesline. Jackie stomps down on Ashley and then runs off the ropes and nails the Leg Drop of Doom! Jackie grabs hold of Ashley's top and tries to remove it, but Ashley slaps her away and Jackie stumbles. Ashley springs to her feet and hits a hard right hand, which staggers Jackie. Jackie stumbles and Ashley grabs her and hits a quick DDT. Ashley stomps away on Jackie who then rolls out the way and climbs to her feet. Ashley whips Jackie across the ring and leaps up, looking for the KMB, but Jackie stops in her tracks and avoids it. Ashley lands and Jackie quickly grabs her and hits a backdrop. As Ashley gets up, Jackie hits a snapmere, and then a dropkick to the face. Jackie grabs hold of Ashley's top and rip it clean off this time, leaving Ashley in her in her hot pink bra and the crowd cheer loudly. Jackie calls for the F-Off.) JR: Miss Jackie looking to get rid of Miss Irvine early here.... King: Laura's team has each lost clothing... while only Stacy has for team Mickie. Kris: Well they do have two of the best of all time, against a Pop Star.... (Ashley climbs to her feet and Miss Jackie hoists her up, but Ashley hits some hard elbows and Jackie drops her again, and then Ashley hits some hard shots to the face, backing Jackie up. She grabs Jackie and throws her into the ropes. Mickie steals a tag from Jackie. Jackie comes off the ropes and into a clothesline from Ashley but Mickie James then unloads on Ashley, who didn't notice the tag. Mickie kicks her in the midsection, and then hits a quick suplex. Mickie jumps up to the middle rope and as Ashley stands up, she leaps off and hits a hurricanrana. She begins to stalk Ashley, as if she's thinking Mick Kick. Ashley climbs to her feet a little dazed and Mickie swings her leg at her but Ashley catches her foot, and then drops it to hammer away on Mickie. She throws Mickie into the ropes and as Mickie comes off the ropes, she hits the KMB on Mickie! Ashley is about to go after Mickie's clothes but then Mickie sits up, holding her face, but smirks at her. Ashley doesn't look happy and runs and kicks Mickie in the side of the head. She then goes over, and makes the tag to Miley. Miley had been calling for the tag and with Mickie down and seemingly out, she goes to the top rope. Miley leaps off, looking for what appears to be a frog splash, but Mickie throws the knees up and was playing possum. Miley doubles over in pain and Mickie grabs her, lifts her up and nails the Mickie-DT! Mickie then removes Miley's pants, exposing her white thong, and eliminating her from the match.) JR: Well... that backfired. King: Mickie was laying in wait.... and Miley fell for it. Kris: This doesn't look good for Laura and Ashley.... (Mickie is yelling at Miley about their ongoing feud while Miley slides out of the ring. The distraction lets Laura Cena sneak up behind Mickie and simply grab her skirt and yank it down, exposing Mickie's purple thong. Mickie trips as Laura pulls off the skirt just like that. Mickie looks furious and leaps to her feet and stares Laura down. She gets in Laura's face, and Laura doesn't back down. Suddenly, Mickie grabs Laura, and kisses her, to cheers from the crowd. Laura looks shocked for a moment but quickly regroups and she knows what is coming. As Mickie goes for the long kiss goodnight, Laura catches her foot and counters into a drop toe hold, and then puts Mickie into the WT.... H! Mickie shrieks and tries to get to the ropes. Laura tightens the hold. Mickie hits some hard elbows trying to shake Laura off, and one of them catches her hard, and causes Laura to lose her grip. Mickie springs to her feet and dives over, making the tag to Miss Jackie. Miss Jackie enters the ring and charges at Laura but Laura was waiting for her, and hits a SPEAR on Miss Jackie. Laura still looks a bit shocked and goes over and tags in Ashley, who climbs to the top rope. Ashley leaps and hits the Rock Slide on Miss Jackie. She then grabs Jackie's pants and pulls them off, leaving Jackie in a red thong. Now every diva is missing one item of clothing. Jackie dives across the ring and makes the tag to Stacy. Stacy comes in and meets Ashley with a spinning heel kick. She then hits a leg drop on Ashley. She grabs hold of Ashley's pants but Ashley kicks her off. Ashley springs to her feet and Stacy charges at her but Ashley hits a hard kick to the midsection and then hits Mr DDT on Stacy! She removes Stacy's pants, leaving her in her yellow thong and tying the match up.) JR: Just like that... Ashley Irvine makes it 2 on 2.... King: Why is Ashley still here? She's already in her bra and panties.... Kris: Those are shorts... believe it or not. (Mickie James climbs into the ring, spins Ashley around, and hits a chop to Ashley's breast which staggers her. Mickie acts like she enjoyed it, and goes for another one, but Ashley grabs her hand. Ashley then hammers away on Mickie. Mickie looks taken aback by her power. Ashley throws Mickie into the ropes but Mickie holds on to the ropes to avoid bouncing back. Ashley charges at her but Mickie pulls the top rope down and sidesteps, sending Ashley flying over them. She lands on the apron and Mickie takes advantage and hits a big suplex back into the ring. Ashley stumbles up and Mickie nails the Mick Kick! She then removes Ashley's shorts, all the while staring Laura down. Mickie leaves Ashley in her matching pink thong and eliminated from the match. Mickie continues to stare at Laura, and looks like she's about to try and kiss Ashley, when Laura comes running into the ring and kicks Mickie off of her. Laura unloads on Mickie and looks angry at the way Mickie was with her friend. The referee looks concerned at the way Laura is attacking Mickie and how angry she is. The referee eventually decides to intervene and pull Laura off of Mickie and try and calm her down. Laura gets in his face and isn't happy. She is screaming at the referee when suddenly she gets a look of pure shock on her face. The camera pans down to show Mickie has applied the Vaginal Claw to Laura Cena. Laura's eyes start to flicker and then she leaps away from Mickie. Mickie smirks and licks her fingers suggestively. Laura runs at her and almost takes her head off with a clotheline. Mickie stumbles up and Laura hoists her up, looking for the Royally Screwed.... but seemingly she forgot Miss Jackie is still here. Jackie grabs Mickie's foot and pulls her down to safety. Laura looks enraged and grabs Jackie off the apron and just rips her shirt off while she's on the apron, eliminating Jackie. But the distraction is enough and Mickie kicks her in the midsection and nails the Mickie-DT! Mickie pulls off Laura's shirt, leaving her in her matching black bra, and winning the match.) JR: Laura seemed to lose focus at the end there... that wasn't like her. King: Mickie picks up the scraps... but is she about to pick up the title.... Kris: If they want to keep fighting in their underwear... I won't object.... (Mickie slides out of the ring and grabs her Money in the Bank Briefcase. She slides into the ring where Laura has started to recover but is still weak. Laura looks up at her and now looks sad rather than angry. Mickie teases handing in the case, but then shakes her head, and blows a kiss to Laura. As she turns to leave, she smack her own ass taunting Laura further. Ashley slides back into the ring to check on Laura as we had to a commercial.) (“That’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Despite the fact that Riley didn’t win last Pay Per View, he had already set himself up for a title shot. King-Guess beating the champion, the future champion, and the IC champion will do that for you. (“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This seems to be a match where Logan Riley is trying to teach Tony a lesson. King-They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks. Kris Gaffney-insert more old jokes here! [Logan Riley comes into the ring as the tell rings he yells “why don’t you learn?!”. Tony yells back, because you want my belt. Logan Riley has heard enough, he rushes in on him. But Tony Ikeda fires back a fists to the face that makes him stumble backwards. Logan Riley attempts to whip Tony Ikeda to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Logan Riley. Logan Riley goes for a hip toss, but Tony Ikeda blocks it, and attempts to go for a monkey flip. But Logan Riley throws Tony Ikeda off, and Tony Ikeda gets hit with a kick to the side of the head that puts down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda falls down on the mat, and he’s down on the mat. He holds the side of his face as he stumbles backwards. Logan Riley runs to the corner, and he runs up the corner, and he connects with a running knee to the chin that snaps the head back of the world champion. Logan Riley climbs down as he waits for Tony Ikeda to stumble towards him, and he hooks Tony Ikeda as he stumble towards him under his arm, and executes a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Logan Riley claps his hands wishing for a better count. He gets up to his feet, and he stomps on Tony Ikeda. Logan Riley grabs Tony Ikeda’s hair, and he brings him up, and he puts his chin into a chin lock while posting the back of his neck with his knee. Obviously this puts Tony Ikeda in a lot of pain as he sits down on the mat. The ref asks Tony Ikeda if he wants to give up. Tony Ikeda says no, but it’s clear he’s in a lot of pain. But Tony Ikeda refuses to give up on the world championship. Tony Ikeda starts to slowly fight up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he gets up to his feet. Logan Riley lets go of the hold only to yank down his hair. Logan Riley walks away, and he grabs a hold of the ropes.] JR-Logan Riley was able to stop Tony Ikeda’s momentum King-I’m sure as a professional wrestler he is heart broken. Kris Gaffney-Felt like I always had momentum…until I got to the match. [Logan Riley turns around, yelling that it’s time for the Final Cut. Slowly Tony Ikeda is pulling himself up to his feet, he turns towards him, and Logan Riley goes for the kick know as the Final Cut. Tony Ikeda ducks under, he is now behind Logan Riley. Tony Ikeda hooks him, tries to lift him up, but it’s countered with a snapmare that sends him flying across the ring. Logan Riley tries to take advantage, but Tony Ikeda is able to counter with a belly to belly suplex that sends him flying across the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Tony waits for Logan Riley who is pushing himself up off of the mat, and he gets up to his feet, he turns around into Tony. Tony grabs Logan Riley’s head, he drops down, driving his head right into the jaw of Logan Riley. Logan Riley stumbles backwards into the ropes, and then Logan Riley stumbles towards Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda lifts him up in the air, and he drops him for a whiplash spine buster that plants him down on the mat. Tony Ikeda falls into the cover, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……..KICK OUT by Logan Riley. Tony Ikeda see’s Logan Riley getting up to his feet in the corner. Tony Ikeda hits a running clothesline that connects to Riley in the corner. Tony Ikeda hooks Logan Riley for the full nelson suplex. But Logan Riley blocks it, Tony tries it again, Logan Riley runs up to the top rope, and turns towards Tony Ikeda, and hooks him for the pin combination on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1………..2….KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda can’t believe that he almost allowed himself to get pinned there.] JR-Logan is in control. King-I knew Logan was going to win. Kris Gaffney-I need to get that on tape. King-This does reair you know…although…you won’t be able to get me, because I’ll edit the footage….did I say that out loud? [Logan Riley calls for the Final Cut. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Logan Riley goes for the Final Cut. But Tony Ikeda ducks under, he hooks him for the full nelson suplex. Logan Riley counters with a snapmare. Tony gets up, right into the Final Cut by Logan Riley. Tony is down, and out. Logan Riley goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……………3!!] JR-Logan Riley is once again the world champion!! King-Think Wade is happy? Kris Gaffney-I could have sworn he said he wouldn’t be his tag team partner…oh well… (Logan Riley celebrates his world title win as Dark Horizon goes off the air.)

EMF: Dark Horizon

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Mr. Gold!!! (crowd boos *****)

[Poof! Mr. Gold is in the ring. The ref yells no magic. Mr/ Gp;d os now limping...crap... ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Matt Faris!!!

[Matt Faris walks to the ring. Earl Hebner is the referee for this contest. Mr. Gold checks his boots. Matt Faris drops Mr. Gold with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. (ding, ding, ding) Mr. Gold grabs Matt Faris by the arm and breaks it over his shoulder. Matt Faris punches Mr. Gold in the head. Matt Faris hits Mr. Gold with a rolling elbow smash to the face. Mr. Gold gets hit with the shooting star press from Matt Faris. The ref starts the count. ...1 ...2 Mr. Gold kicks out. Mr. Gold trys for a tiger driver but Matt Faris avoids it. Mr. Gold locks Matt Faris in the grapevine submission. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... Mr. Gold tightens the hold. ... Matt Faris escapes. Mr. Gold executes a huge gutbuster on Matt Faris. Mr. Gold fist drops Matt Faris on the mat. Mr. Gold stands up. Mr. Gold puts Matt Faris in an arm grapevine submission. Matt Faris gets up. Mr. Gold with a headscissors takeover on Matt Faris. Now Matt Faris standing. ]

JR - Matt Faris could use some help about now.

[Matt Faris gets hit with a dragon scerw from Mr. Gold. Mr. Gold moves back to his feet. Matt Faris gets up. Mr. Gold rakes his fingers across Matt Faris's back. Matt Faris short clothslines Mr. Gold. Matt Faris knifehand chops Mr. Gold. Matt Faris hits Mr. Gold with the back of his elbow. Matt Faris hits a power slam on Mr. Gold. Matt Faris executes a snap mare on Mr. Gold and locks him into the sleeper. Referee Earl Hebner is checking for a tap out. ... ... ... (AHHHH!) Mr. Gold escapes. Mr. Gold picks Matt Faris up and side suplexes him to the mat. Mr. Gold climbs to his feet. ]

JR - Mr. Gold's momma would be proud!

King-...I think it'll take more than that....she wants him to cause far more destruction than can be had in a wrestling match.

[Mr. Gold knee drops Matt Faris. Mr. Gold sucks chants start in the crowd. Mr. Gold moves back to his feet. Now Matt Faris standing. Mr. Gold uses a lariat on Matt Faris. Mr. Gold sucks chants start in the crowd. Mr. Gold piledrives Matt Faris into the mat. They lockup. Matt Faris sends Mr. Gold to the corner of the ring. Matt Faris executes a swinging neckbreaker on Mr. Gold. Matt Faris uses a legsweep faceslam to bring Mr. Gold down. He picks up Mr. Gold, and Mr. Gold slides out of the back, and drops Matt Faris for the Golden Rule!! He goes itno the cover on Faris. The ref counts 1.....2...KICK OUT by Faris. Mr. Gold can't believe he didn't get the pin. He yells at the ref, suddenly out of no where, Faris is able to roll up Gold, the ref counts 1............2.......3!!

(Copyright information flashes on the screen, and we go into the a highlight video of how each of the matches came about. Finally ending it transitions into a introduction screen with an announcer welcoming us to Dark Horizon 2018. The arena is dark as the camera focuses to the top of the stage. Suddenly pyrotechnics shoot down from the top of the stage, and crash down on the stage. Lighting up the arena, they end, and the lights turn on. Fans yell, and wave their signs.)

JR-Welcome to Dark Horizon, tonight the EMF comes to you live from Denver, Colorado. I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King, tonight we have many great matches including our main event as Logan Riley attempts to take back the world championship from Tony Ikeda.

King-Let’s not forget the two bra and panties involved matches.

Kris Gaffney- I’m sure few have.

(“The Duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny Omegrape walks out on the stage, he throws grapes. The crowd throws a few at him, Kenny walks down to the ring.)

JR-Kenny has quite the challenge here.

King-He’s going against someone that wants to smash him like a grape.

Kris Gaffney-Hopefully he doesn’t wine about it.

King-….

(The lights go out and lights come on switching from red to green as we hear "Money" by Pink Floyd over the loud speakers. The fans sing along and we hear a mixture of cheers and jeers as "The White Devil" Joey Gambino steps out from the back. He stand at center stage sporting black shades and a black suit. He look out to the crowd and then rips the suit off and tosses his glasses into the crowd. He taps his chest and yells and then begins his walk to the ring. Focused and confident Joey climbs into the ring and feeds off of the fans awaiting the match to begin.)

JR-Joey Gambino is very busy. Last week he got some championship considerations.

King-Whatever that means.

Kris Gaffney-Usually means something, guess we’ll see.

[Joey Gambino and Kenny Omegrape pace around the ring. Joey Gambino throws a fist to the face. He ducks under, and he waits for Kenny Omegrape to turn around, and he hits a hard knife edge chop to the chest that makes Kenny Omegrape stumble back in pain, and then Joey Gambino waits for Kenny Omegrape to stumble towards him, he runs towards him, and he hits a running knee lift into the gut that doubles him over, and he grabs his arm, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape gets put down on the mat with a double axe handle. He falls down on the mat. Joey Gambino picks up Kenny Omegrape, Joey Gambino hits a head butt that knocks him backwards, and Joey doesn’t allow Kenny to fall down to the mat. Instead he picks him up, and he drops him over his knee with a rib breaker. He’s rolling around in pain, he gets up to his feet. He kicks him in the gut that doubles him over, and he hooks him, he lifts him up, and he hits a gut wrench, and drops him into a sit down power bomb. Joey Gambino puts him into a pinning combination. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1………2…KICK OUT by Kenny Omegrape. Joey stands over Kenny Omegrape. Someone from the crowd throws a grape. Joey swats it away, and yells at the crowd member, and Kenny Omegrape is able to hit a few fists to the face. He whips Joey to the ropes. Joey bounces off of the ropes. Joey jumps up, and connects on Kenny with a flying shoulder block. Joey yells at Kenny Omegrape saying it was stupid of him to think that he was going to get the advantage on that move.]

JR-This is not a good start for Kenny Omegrape.

King-The crowd provided his best offense thus far.

Kris Gaffney-I wonder if that was a DQ…

[Kenny Omegrape gets picked up by the hair, and then he sets him up into a vertical suplex position, he lifts him up for the Hit. But Kenny Omegrape is able to shift his weight, and he lands behind Gambino. Gambino turns around around right into jumping euzugri to the side of the head. Gambino stumbles into the corner. He runs towards the corner, and he hits a flying forearm shot to the face that stuns Joey Gambino. Kenny Omegrape turns around, and he hooks him, and he runs out of the corner with a head lock, and drops him with a bulldog head block. Kenny Omegrape pushes Joey Gambino on to his back. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2….KCK OUT by Joey Gambino. Kenny Omegrape shakes his head, he stays on the mat trying to recover, and thinking what he is going to do next. He looks to the corner, and he goes under the ropes. He climbs up to his feet slowly with the help of the ropes. He goes over to the turnbuckle, and he starts to climb up to the top rope. Once he’s there he steady’s himself up on the top rope as he waits for Joey Gambino who is slow to get up to his feet.]

JR-This might be the chance for Kenny.

King-What you got to say now Kris?

Kris Gaffney-I didn’t say anything…

King-Other than a bad joke…and I’ll never let it go…NEVER!!

[Kenny Omegrape runs to the ropes, but Joey hits a hard clothesline that puts him down on the mat. Kenny Omegrape is down. Joey picks up Kenny, he lifts him up, and he drops him for the Hit. Joey goes into the cover on Kenny. The ref counts 1………2……3!!]

JR-Joey comes back, and gets the victory.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system. Daniel Bryan walks out on the stage, and he nods his head. He does the “YES!” taunt down to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Daniel Bryan has seemly taking this match personal.

King-I guess he see’s what he once was.

(“Ben Black’s theme” blasts on the PA system. Ben Black walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Ben Black had a good run, but fizzled out.

King-Think he can get back into it again?

Kris Gaffney-I guess there is only one way to find out. [Daniel Bryan comes into the ring doing his YES taunts towards Ben Black. This weirds out Ben Black, he runs towards Daniel Bryan. Daniel Bryan counters with a release arm drag that sends Ben Black flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat. He gets up to his feet, Ben Black hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Ben Black. Daniel Bryan puts him into a side head lock, and he hits a punch to the top of the head. Ben Black bounces up holding the top of his head, and he hits a drop kcik that to the face that makes him fall backwards, and he falls to the ropes, and he falls out of the ring, and down on the floor below. Daniel Bryan pumps up the crowd, he walks around the ring, and then he runs towards the ring. He comes off of the ropes. He jumps through the ropes, and he hits a suicide dive that connects Ben Black sending him down on the mat. Daniel Bryan takes a few moments to recover as that move takes quite a lot out of him. He motions to the crowd that he is gaining momentum. He grabs Ben Black, and he throws him into the ring. Daniel Bryan climbs up to on the apron, and then he waits for Ben Black to get up to his feet. Daniel Bryan sets up, and he jumps off of the top turnbuckle. He connects with a missile drop kick that puts him down on the mat. Daniel Bryan quickly goes into the cover on Ben Black. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………2….KICK OUT by Ben Black. Daniel Bryan shakes his head, but smiles as he has a plan. He slowly goes into the corner, and he does the Yes taunt as he waits for Ben Black to get up to his feet.]

JR-Daniel Bryan might be attempting to end this match right now.

King-Is it too early?

Kris Gaffney-Feels like it.

[Ben Black slowly gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Daniel Bryan runs at his head, but before he can leave his feet Ben Black ducks behind him, grabs him, and drops him for a sling blade. Ben Black takes a few moments to rest up, he watches as Daniel Bryan slowly gets up to his feet. Ben Black hooks Daniel Bryan by the shoulder, and he drops him backwards into the mat with a inverted Russian leg sweep. Ben Black pushes Daniel Bryan on to his back, and he goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…….KICK OUT by Daniel Bryan. Ben Black falls down on the mat unable to argue as he’s taken quite a few moves thus far.]

JR-Ben Black needs to keep on the momentum.

King-I think he’s having trouble with that.

Kris Gaffney-JR wouldn’t know because he’s never been a wrestler.

King-Not like you were much better Kris.

[Ben Black tries to get up, but Daniel Bryan is able to think quickly, and drives him down with an arm bar, and he hooks the No Lock. Ben Black fights it…fights it…and he taps out to the No Lock!!]

JR-Daniel Bryan saw the hesitation, and used the opening to lock in the No Lock to make Ben Black tap out.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage with his web camera. He walks down to the ring as he takes footage for his web show. He enters the ring)

JR-Ryder is looking to get on a winning streak.

Kris Gaffney-Aren’t we all.

King-Well, it goes further, I guess you can say this is the first round of a mini tournament.

(“Snap your fingers, snap your neck” blasts on the PA system. Carnage walks out on the stage. Carnage goes too fast for the camera man, and creates total carnage on his camera.)

King-That’s not going to cost a lot of money.

King-Certainly not…

[Zack Ryder and Carnage stand in the middle of the ring. The long time friend of Tony Ikeda talks trash to the tag team partner of Tony. They lock up, Carnage pushes him backwards, and he stumbles backwards, and then he goes into the corner. Zack Ryder looks around, and he yells “woo! Woo! Woo!” in the corner. This just weirds Carnage out, and he runs at Zack Ryder, and he goes for his head, but it’s ducked under, and Carnage is in the corner. Carnage turns around Zack Ryder peppers him with a few fists to the face of Carnage. Zack Ryder gets stopped by Carnage hitting a head butt that puts down Zack Ryder. Carnage stumbles out of the corner, a little effected by the fists, but not a lot. He runs to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Zack Ryder jumps in the air, and he connects with a drop kick that makes Carnage stumble backwards, and he falls out of the ring, on to the floor. Zack Ryder trying to keep the momentum going goes to the nearest turnbuckle, and then up to the top rope. He waits for Carnage to get where he wants him, and he jumps off of the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block, or he would have if Carnage didn’t catch him. Carnage tries to transfer him on to his shoulder. Zack Ryder is able to slide out of the back, and he grabs Carnage by the hair, and he runs to the corner, and he throws him hard into the ring post. He crashes hard into the ring post. He bounces off the ring post. Zack Ryder kicks Carnge in the gut, and he plants him down on the mat around ring side with a DDT, Carnage seems to be down, and obviously he’s hard to pick up. Zack Ryder stands around trying to figure out whether or not he wants to attempt to throw him into the ring, or see if Carnage is wore down enough to keep him on the outside to attempt to get a count out. As that is just as good in this match as a pin.]

JR-Zack has a big choice.

King-You take the count out, all you need in this match is a win, this is not like a title match.

Kris Gaffney-I’m sure that Ryder doesn’t view it like that though.

[Ryder slides into the ring, and he waits for Carnage to get up to his feet. Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder. But it’s caught by Carnage, Ryder counters with a flip down Carnage back, and Zack Ryder hooks Carnage up for a pinning combination. The ref counts 1……….2…………3!!]

JR-It seemed like Ryder was caught, but he countered it into a pinning combination that kept Carnage down long enough to get the victory.

King-What do you know, he countered the counter.

Kris Gaffney-Had to happen at some point.

(“The duck song” Walter Melon and Shinseke Nakamango walks out on the stage. Nakamango tries to make various weird hand gestures. Walter gives him fruit, they step inside of the ring.)

JR-The Melon Club have been tag team champions before.

King-Not sure in this same combination.

Kris Gaffney-They all eat fruit, so it should all work.

The lights go out and begin to flash blue as we hear "Done With That (Day One Remix)" by CFO$ over the loud speakers. The fans have a big POP and begin chanting "USOS" as the two brothers slowly walk out from the back. They stand at center stage and look out to the crowd and then at eachother. They tap their forearms together and begin their walk to the ring. Focused and confident both brothers climb into the ring and feed off of the fans awaiting the match to begin as Jey stays outside, and Jimmy goes into the ring.

JR-The tag team champions have seemed unstoppable.

King-They eat, shit, and bleed for this JR…it shouldn’t be a surprise.

Kris Gaffney-Just don’t say all that fast…

[Jimmy Uso and Walter Melon start out in the middle of the ring. They talk trash. Walter Melon lock up with Jimmy Uso, and he hits a knee lift into the gut. This doubles over Jimmy Uso. Walter Melon whips him off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he hits a double axe handle on the face of Jimmy Uso so hard that it makes Stevie Richard shudder. Jimmy Uso gets up to his feet, he throws a wild fist to the face, Walter Melon ducks under, he hooks under the arm of Jimmy Uso, and he hits an atomic drop. Jimmy Uso stumbles forward, and then he hooks him, runs, and drops him into the mat with a running bulldog planting him down into the mat. Walter Melon pushes him on his back, and he goes into the cover on Jimmy Uso. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….KICK OUT by Jimmy Uso. Jey seemed fairly confident his partner could kick out, so he didn’t really move on the apron. He just yells to his partner to try to get him to rally. Jimmy attempts to get up to his feet, and he kicks him in the ribs, and he rolls away. He tries to get up to his feet. Walter stays with him, and he kicks him in the ribs, and he rolls away, and now he’s in the corner of the Melon Club. Walter Melon picks up Jimmy Uso, and he makes the tag to Shinseke Nakamango. Nakamango comes into the ring, and Walter Melon hooks him for a Russian leg sweep. Nakamango goes to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He jumps, and he hits a running front missile drop kick that knocks him down on the mat dropping him into the Russian leg sweep.]

JR-That double team move might be enough to defeat the tag team champions.

King-I’m sure they will be a fan of you saying that.

Kris Gaffney-If he’s right, they might hire JR to avoid what they need to.

[Shinseke Nakamango quickly goes into the cover on Jimmy Uso. The ref goes into position, and the ref counts 1………….2…Jey Uso comes out of no where, and he dives, and breaks up the count. Jey Uso goes to his corner. But it seems like Shinseke was not a fan of him attacking him. He goes over to Jey, and he tries to attack him. Jey is able to see it coming. He grabs him by the head, and drops his throat over the top rope. Shinseke Nakamango stumbles back towards the middle of the ring. He gets met with a super kick by Jimmy Uso. Jimmy Uso stands, but clearly he’s feeling the effects of the match. He jumps, and he makes the tag to Jey Uso. Jey Uso comes into the ring, and runs, he hits a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat.Shinseke Nakamango gets up to his feet. Jimmy Uso hits a few stinging over hand fists to the face, and then he grabs Shinseke Nakamango arm, and he whips him to the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. He lowers his head, and he sends Shinseke flying through the air, and he crashes down on the mat with a back body drop. Shinseke hits the mat hard, and he slowly gets up to his feet. He stumbles, and he goes right into the waiting Jey Uso who picks up Shinseke, and he drops him for a somoan drop. Jey goes into the cover on Shinseke, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……….2…KICK OUT by Shinseke Nakamango. Jey Uso goes, and makes the tag to Jimmy Uso. Both Uso get into the ring, they wait as Shinseke Nakamango is getting up, they both hit a double super kick that put down Nakamango.]

JR-Double super kick on Nakamango.

King-He needs more fruit!

Kris Gaffney-That solves everything!

[Jimmy Uso comes into the ring, but Jey stays into the ring. This allows Walter Melon to hit a clubbing blow. Which allows Nakamango to run up to the top rope, and connects with a ezuguri to the side of the head. Nakamango falls off of the top rope. Nakamango makes the tag to Walter Melon. He goes to turnbuckle. He climbs up to the top rope, and he leaps off, and hits the Fruit smash splash. Nakamango pulls Jey off of the apron. Walter Melon goes into the cover on Jimmy. The ref counts 1…………2…………..3!!]

JR-The Melon Club wins it!!

King-Good…that way Nakamango won’t go into his low blow you phase.

("Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" by Miley Cyrus plays over the PA System and out come Laura Cena, Ashley Irvine and Miley Cyrus for their 3 on 3 Bra and Panties match.)

JR: This sure is a unique team....

King: Who knows how Miley will do in the ring?

Kris: Feels like we should have found out years ago....

("Dirty Little Girl" plays next and the team of Mickie James, Miss Jackie and Stacy Hancock are out next.)

JR: Laura Cena said ahead of this match she's more than aware that Mickie could cash in during it.

King: We know she'll pick her spot..... but could that be tonight?

Kris: Whenever it is, you can bet Mickie will have a plan.

(The bell sounds and we are underway. Mickie James begins the match for her team and Miley Cyrus demands to start for hers due to her ongoing hatred of Mickie. Mickie laughs when she sees Miley square up to her. Miley hits a hard slap but Mickie acts like she barely felt it. Miley goes for a dropkick and Mickie just sidesteps and Miley hits the floor. Mickie stomps on her a few times and seems to be toying with her but suddenly Laura Cena gets into the ring, unable to watch Miley take punishment, and unloads on Mickie with right hands. The referee pulls Laura back while Mickie smirks at Laura and then kicks Miley right in the side of the head as she was trying to get up. Mickie grabs Miley's top and rips it clean off her, leaving her in her white bra.)

JR: Well, not the start Miley Cyrus had in mind....

King: I can't believe this is allowed to happen..... what a world we live in!

(Mickie blows a kiss at Laura Cena as she stands stalking Miley. But suddenly Stacy Hancock steals a tag from her. Mickie looks annoyed and yells at Stacy but leaves the ring. Stacy waits for Miley Cyrus to climb to her feet and then whips her into the corner. Stacy goes over and uses one of her long legs to choke Miley in the corner. Miley is eventually able to hit a few shots and escape. She then knocks Stacy down with a clothesline. Miley stomps away on Stacy and seems to be targetting the leg. She then looks over and tries to dive towards her corner, but Mickie James slides into the ring and throws Miley across the ring, stopping her tagging out. The referee goes to remove Mickie but Stacy has recovered and is now stomping away on Miley. She grabs Miley's pants, but Miley kicks her off. She srpings to her feet and Stacy goes for a spinning heel kick, but Miley catches her leg. Miley hurls Stacy to the mat and then when Stacy gets up, Miley charges and hits a neckbreaker. She's then able to dive towards her corner, and make the tag to Laura Cena. Laura comes in and stomps on Stacy now, targetting her legs some more.)

JR: This is a clash I know King is excited for....

King: All this leg on display.... it's amazing!

Kris: I had you down as a breast man, not a leg man....

(Laura stops the assault on Stacy's leg for a moment and lets Stacy climb to her feet. She then positions her, and nails the Clean Sweep on Stacy. Laura goes over and rips off Stacy's top, leaving her in a yellow bra. Laura goes for Stacy's shorts, but is kicked away. Stacy goes over and makes the tag to Miss Jackie. Miss Jackie comes in and stares Laura down, following their Women's Title match last month. Laura looks ready for Jackie and Jackie charges at her but Laura catches her with a SPEAR! Laura goes for Jackie's top now but Jackie kicks her away. Laura backs off and then charges at Jackie again, but Jackie ducks under the clothesline attempt. Laura tries again but this time Jackie hoists her up, looking for the F-Off! Laura hits an elbow to the head and drops down behind Jackie. She almost instintively rolls up Miss Jackie, and then tries to remove Jackie's pants, but suddenly Stacy is back in the ring and hits a big kick to the head. This allows Jackie to reverse the roll up, and go for Laura's pants in return. The referee once again removes Stacy from the ring but the damage is done and Jackie pulls off Laura's pants, leaving her in her black panties to cheers from the crowd. Laura tries to cover herself up, and looks over to her corner, and makes the tag to Ashley Irvine.)

JR: We'll see how the Women's Champion copes with this....

King: The crowd sure appreciated it.

Kris: Mickie must be itching to grab that briefcase....

(Ashley comes into the ring with Miss Jackie. Miss Jackie charges at her and catches her off guard with a clothesline. Jackie stomps down on Ashley and then runs off the ropes and nails the Leg Drop of Doom! Jackie grabs hold of Ashley's top and tries to remove it, but Ashley slaps her away and Jackie stumbles. Ashley springs to her feet and hits a hard right hand, which staggers Jackie. Jackie stumbles and Ashley grabs her and hits a quick DDT. Ashley stomps away on Jackie who then rolls out the way and climbs to her feet. Ashley whips Jackie across the ring and leaps up, looking for the KMB, but Jackie stops in her tracks and avoids it. Ashley lands and Jackie quickly grabs her and hits a backdrop. As Ashley gets up, Jackie hits a snapmere, and then a dropkick to the face. Jackie grabs hold of Ashley's top and rip it clean off this time, leaving Ashley in her in her hot pink bra and the crowd cheer loudly. Jackie calls for the F-Off.)

JR: Miss Jackie looking to get rid of Miss Irvine early here....

King: Laura's team has each lost clothing... while only Stacy has for team Mickie.

Kris: Well they do have two of the best of all time, against a Pop Star....

(Ashley climbs to her feet and Miss Jackie hoists her up, but Ashley hits some hard elbows and Jackie drops her again, and then Ashley hits some hard shots to the face, backing Jackie up. She grabs Jackie and throws her into the ropes. Mickie steals a tag from Jackie. Jackie comes off the ropes and into a clothesline from Ashley but Mickie James then unloads on Ashley, who didn't notice the tag. Mickie kicks her in the midsection, and then hits a quick suplex. Mickie jumps up to the middle rope and as Ashley stands up, she leaps off and hits a hurricanrana. She begins to stalk Ashley, as if she's thinking Mick Kick. Ashley climbs to her feet a little dazed and Mickie swings her leg at her but Ashley catches her foot, and then drops it to hammer away on Mickie. She throws Mickie into the ropes and as Mickie comes off the ropes, she hits the KMB on Mickie! Ashley is about to go after Mickie's clothes but then Mickie sits up, holding her face, but smirks at her. Ashley doesn't look happy and runs and kicks Mickie in the side of the head. She then goes over, and makes the tag to Miley. Miley had been calling for the tag and with Mickie down and seemingly out, she goes to the top rope. Miley leaps off, looking for what appears to be a frog splash, but Mickie throws the knees up and was playing possum. Miley doubles over in pain and Mickie grabs her, lifts her up and nails the Mickie-DT! Mickie then removes Miley's pants, exposing her white thong, and eliminating her from the match.)

JR: Well... that backfired.

King: Mickie was laying in wait.... and Miley fell for it.

Kris: This doesn't look good for Laura and Ashley....

(Mickie is yelling at Miley about their ongoing feud while Miley slides out of the ring. The distraction lets Laura Cena sneak up behind Mickie and simply grab her skirt and yank it down, exposing Mickie's purple thong. Mickie trips as Laura pulls off the skirt just like that. Mickie looks furious and leaps to her feet and stares Laura down. She gets in Laura's face, and Laura doesn't back down. Suddenly, Mickie grabs Laura, and kisses her, to cheers from the crowd. Laura looks shocked for a moment but quickly regroups and she knows what is coming. As Mickie goes for the long kiss goodnight, Laura catches her foot and counters into a drop toe hold, and then puts Mickie into the WT.... H! Mickie shrieks and tries to get to the ropes. Laura tightens the hold. Mickie hits some hard elbows trying to shake Laura off, and one of them catches her hard, and causes Laura to lose her grip. Mickie springs to her feet and dives over, making the tag to Miss Jackie. Miss Jackie enters the ring and charges at Laura but Laura was waiting for her, and hits a SPEAR on Miss Jackie. Laura still looks a bit shocked and goes over and tags in Ashley, who climbs to the top rope. Ashley leaps and hits the Rock Slide on Miss Jackie. She then grabs Jackie's pants and pulls them off, leaving Jackie in a red thong. Now every diva is missing one item of clothing. Jackie dives across the ring and makes the tag to Stacy. Stacy comes in and meets Ashley with a spinning heel kick. She then hits a leg drop on Ashley. She grabs hold of Ashley's pants but Ashley kicks her off. Ashley springs to her feet and Stacy charges at her but Ashley hits a hard kick to the midsection and then hits Mr DDT on Stacy! She removes Stacy's pants, leaving her in her yellow thong and tying the match up.)

JR: Just like that... Ashley Irvine makes it 2 on 2....

King: Why is Ashley still here? She's already in her bra and panties....

Kris: Those are shorts... believe it or not.

(Mickie James climbs into the ring, spins Ashley around, and hits a chop to Ashley's breast which staggers her. Mickie acts like she enjoyed it, and goes for another one, but Ashley grabs her hand. Ashley then hammers away on Mickie. Mickie looks taken aback by her power. Ashley throws Mickie into the ropes but Mickie holds on to the ropes to avoid bouncing back. Ashley charges at her but Mickie pulls the top rope down and sidesteps, sending Ashley flying over them. She lands on the apron and Mickie takes advantage and hits a big suplex back into the ring. Ashley stumbles up and Mickie nails the Mick Kick! She then removes Ashley's shorts, all the while staring Laura down. Mickie leaves Ashley in her matching pink thong and eliminated from the match. Mickie continues to stare at Laura, and looks like she's about to try and kiss Ashley, when Laura comes running into the ring and kicks Mickie off of her. Laura unloads on Mickie and looks angry at the way Mickie was with her friend. The referee looks concerned at the way Laura is attacking Mickie and how angry she is. The referee eventually decides to intervene and pull Laura off of Mickie and try and calm her down. Laura gets in his face and isn't happy. She is screaming at the referee when suddenly she gets a look of pure shock on her face. The camera pans down to show Mickie has applied the Vaginal Claw to Laura Cena. Laura's eyes start to flicker and then she leaps away from Mickie. Mickie smirks and licks her fingers suggestively. Laura runs at her and almost takes her head off with a clotheline. Mickie stumbles up and Laura hoists her up, looking for the Royally Screwed.... but seemingly she forgot Miss Jackie is still here. Jackie grabs Mickie's foot and pulls her down to safety. Laura looks enraged and grabs Jackie off the apron and just rips her shirt off while she's on the apron, eliminating Jackie. But the distraction is enough and Mickie kicks her in the midsection and nails the Mickie-DT! Mickie pulls off Laura's shirt, leaving her in her matching black bra, and winning the match.)

JR: Laura seemed to lose focus at the end there... that wasn't like her.

King: Mickie picks up the scraps... but is she about to pick up the title....

Kris: If they want to keep fighting in their underwear... I won't object....

(Mickie slides out of the ring and grabs her Money in the Bank Briefcase. She slides into the ring where Laura has started to recover but is still weak. Laura looks up at her and now looks sad rather than angry. Mickie teases handing in the case, but then shakes her head, and blows a kiss to Laura. As she turns to leave, she smack her own ass taunting Laura further. Ashley slides back into the ring to check on Laura as we had to a commercial.)

(“That’s entertainment” blasts on the PA system. Logan Riley walks out on the stage, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Despite the fact that Riley didn’t win last Pay Per View, he had already set himself up for a title shot.

King-Guess beating the champion, the future champion, and the IC champion will do that for you.

(“Game On” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This seems to be a match where Logan Riley is trying to teach Tony a lesson.

King-They say you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.

Kris Gaffney-insert more old jokes here!

[Logan Riley comes into the ring as the tell rings he yells “why don’t you learn?!”. Tony yells back, because you want my belt. Logan Riley has heard enough, he rushes in on him. But Tony Ikeda fires back a fists to the face that makes him stumble backwards. Logan Riley attempts to whip Tony Ikeda to the ropes, but it’s reversed by Logan Riley. Logan Riley goes for a hip toss, but Tony Ikeda blocks it, and attempts to go for a monkey flip. But Logan Riley throws Tony Ikeda off, and Tony Ikeda gets hit with a kick to the side of the head that puts down Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda falls down on the mat, and he’s down on the mat. He holds the side of his face as he stumbles backwards. Logan Riley runs to the corner, and he runs up the corner, and he connects with a running knee to the chin that snaps the head back of the world champion. Logan Riley climbs down as he waits for Tony Ikeda to stumble towards him, and he hooks Tony Ikeda as he stumble towards him under his arm, and executes a northern lights suplex with a bridge. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Logan Riley claps his hands wishing for a better count. He gets up to his feet, and he stomps on Tony Ikeda. Logan Riley grabs Tony Ikeda’s hair, and he brings him up, and he puts his chin into a chin lock while posting the back of his neck with his knee. Obviously this puts Tony Ikeda in a lot of pain as he sits down on the mat. The ref asks Tony Ikeda if he wants to give up. Tony Ikeda says no, but it’s clear he’s in a lot of pain. But Tony Ikeda refuses to give up on the world championship. Tony Ikeda starts to slowly fight up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he gets up to his feet. Logan Riley lets go of the hold only to yank down his hair. Logan Riley walks away, and he grabs a hold of the ropes.]

JR-Logan Riley was able to stop Tony Ikeda’s momentum

King-I’m sure as a professional wrestler he is heart broken.

Kris Gaffney-Felt like I always had momentum…until I got to the match.

[Logan Riley turns around, yelling that it’s time for the Final Cut. Slowly Tony Ikeda is pulling himself up to his feet, he turns towards him, and Logan Riley goes for the kick know as the Final Cut. Tony Ikeda ducks under, he is now behind Logan Riley. Tony Ikeda hooks him, tries to lift him up, but it’s countered with a snapmare that sends him flying across the ring. Logan Riley tries to take advantage, but Tony Ikeda is able to counter with a belly to belly suplex that sends him flying across the air, and he crashes down on the mat. Tony waits for Logan Riley who is pushing himself up off of the mat, and he gets up to his feet, he turns around into Tony. Tony grabs Logan Riley’s head, he drops down, driving his head right into the jaw of Logan Riley. Logan Riley stumbles backwards into the ropes, and then Logan Riley stumbles towards Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda lifts him up in the air, and he drops him for a whiplash spine buster that plants him down on the mat. Tony Ikeda falls into the cover, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……..KICK OUT by Logan Riley. Tony Ikeda see’s Logan Riley getting up to his feet in the corner. Tony Ikeda hits a running clothesline that connects to Riley in the corner. Tony Ikeda hooks Logan Riley for the full nelson suplex. But Logan Riley blocks it, Tony tries it again, Logan Riley runs up to the top rope, and turns towards Tony Ikeda, and hooks him for the pin combination on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1………..2….KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda can’t believe that he almost allowed himself to get pinned there.]

JR-Logan is in control.

King-I knew Logan was going to win.

Kris Gaffney-I need to get that on tape.

King-This does reair you know…although…you won’t be able to get me, because I’ll edit the footage….did I say that out loud?

[Logan Riley calls for the Final Cut. Tony Ikeda gets up to his feet. Logan Riley goes for the Final Cut. But Tony Ikeda ducks under, he hooks him for the full nelson suplex. Logan Riley counters with a snapmare. Tony gets up, right into the Final Cut by Logan Riley. Tony is down, and out. Logan Riley goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……………3!!]

JR-Logan Riley is once again the world champion!!

King-Think Wade is happy?

Kris Gaffney-I could have sworn he said he wouldn’t be his tag team partner…oh well…

(Logan Riley celebrates his world title win as Dark Horizon goes off the air.)