("Freaky frog sounds" as Sirius Jericho and RVT walk to the ring, Jericho staring RVT down for how goofy he's acting. They slide into the ring.)

JR-I'm not sure how these two can remain on the same page.

King-They probably won't....

Kris Gaffney-Isn't that the whole point?

("Renegade" blasts on the PA sytem as Casper Santaruz, and Brandon North walks to the ring, and they step inside of the ring.)

King-Were heading North JR!

JR-This is a team that was put together at the last moment.

Kris Gaffney-So were in for a car wreck, that's pretty much what you had to say.

[Casper Santaruz and Road Van Toad pace around the ring, Road Van Toad goes for a kick to teh head, but Casper is able to take down Road Van Toad, and then he gets up, and he hits a knee drop. Casper Santaruz picks up Road Van Toad, and he hits a few back elbows itno the corner. He makes the tag to Brandon North. Casper Santuraz and Brandon North set up RVT, and then he hits a double hip toss. RVT hits the mat, and Brandon North hits a shining wizard on RVT.]

JR-So far the team of North and Santaruz have worked well.

King-So far.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we'll find out if they can keep it going.

[North picks up RVT, and RVT throws his hands off, and he connects with the super kick that connects on North.]

JR-RVT scored with that kick he was going for early in the match.

Kris Gaffney-If you don't succeed try, try again.

King-Sounds like RVT's career motto.

[North stumbles backwards, and Casper makes the tag. RVT makes the tag to Sirius Jericho. Jericho runs in, but Casper counters with a hang man that makes Jericho stumble backwards. Capster hits a kick to the gut. He sets him up in power bomb position. He lifts him up, and hits the fall out slam. Casper goes into the cover on Jericho, the ref counts the 1............2..........3!]

JR-And the team of North, and Santaruz win.

King-Not too bad.

("I knew you were trouble (Brick Lesnar edition)" blasts on the PA system as Brick Lesnar walks to the ring. He slides into the ring.)

JR-Here comes the Pain!

King-By which you mean the pain Brick will suffer?

Kris Gaffney-Got to assume that tattoo hurt.

("beast and the harlot" blasts on the PA system as Reaper walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Reaper is a new talent to the EMF.

King-We'll see if he's everything he thinks he is.

[Brick Lesnar yells "RAAAAR", he goes for a clothesline. Reaper ducks under, and he hits a few fists to the face of Brick Lesnar. Lesnar hits a knee lift, and he whips him to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes, Reaper hits a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks down Brick Lesnar, and then Brick stumbles up. Reaper hits a reverse neck breaker. Brick Lesnar is down on the mat, and then he goes into the cover on Brick. The ref counts the 1...............2........KICK OUT by Brick Lesnar!!]

JR-So far Brick hasn't used his strength.

King-And yet no one is surprised.

Kris Gaffney-I am!

[Brick Lesnar gets picked up, and Brick Lesnar surprises Reaper with a spine buster. Brick Lesnar takes a few moments to rest up.]

JR-Guess we spoke too soon.

King-That's what you think JR...

[Brick Lesnar picks up Reaper, but it's countered with a jaw breaker. Then he sets him up, drops him for the hawk arrow. Reaper holds the pinning combination on Brick. The ref counts the 1..........2........3!]

JR-Reaper with a success debut!

("Hail Booker King" blasts on the PA system as Booker King walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-We haven't heard much from Booker King.

King-But he sure is give us a match.

Kris Gaffney-Always a plus.

("Feeling this" blasts on the PA system as Tony Tee walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Tony Tee is a new comer to the EMF.

King-Just think if he was facing Booker T.

Kris Gaffney-I think the rest of Harlem Heat might make this match about who gets to keep the letter "T".

King-Bad memories...

[Tony Tee and Booker King pace around the ring. Booker King goes for the side kick, Tony Tee hits a few fists to the face, and then BOoker King twists his arm, and then he goes for a clothesline, he ducks under, and he runs to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and then he spring boards off of the ropes, and he htis a kick to teh face that knocks him down ont he mat. Booker King stumbles up to his feet, and Tony Tee hits a t-bone suplex.]

JR-Not quite the start Booker King wanted.

King-Maybe it was?

Kris Gaffney-He doesn't get paid by the hour I guess.

[Booker King is slow to get up to his feet, Tony Tee goes over to where Booker King is, he hits a super kick.]

JR-Things might be turning around for the Booker King!

King-Did you just say burger King?

Kris Gaffney-No?

[Booker King waits for Tony Tee to get up to his feet, he goes for the Royal Flush. But Tony Tee hits a few elbows to the side of the head Tony Tee turns around Booker, and hits his finisher, the G.O.A.T. Tony Tee goes into the cover on Booker King. THe ref counts the 1...........2........3!]

JR-Booker King had the victory taken out of his hands.

King-Pretty sure it wasn't as dramatic as that, but ok.

(Copyright information flashes on the screen, and we go into a highlight video of how each match came about. Once that ends, an introduction screen welcomes us to Dark Horizon 2016. Pyrotechnics blasts on the specially made Dark Horizon stage. Fans yell, and wave their signs. Some signs say "People are barking up the wrong tree", "Yeah, no", and "Cyrus needs to face YOUR GOD")

JR-Welcome to Dark Horizon. I'm good ol' JR, Jim Ross along side Jerry "The King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-Tonight Cyrus Black will take on the team of Cyrus, and Mercenary.

Kris Gaffney-Bad things just stick around to annoy you sometimes, it's just a fact of life.

Dark Horizon is set to begin. The crowd has erupted, ready for a spectacular event. The announcers have given their hype and predictions. The ring announcer walks to the ring when all of a sudden “Headstrong” by Trapt blats over the loudspeakers. The fans erupt in cheers and get progressively louder when Christy Hemme comes out in a tight red and black dress accompanied by red and black high heel shoes. Draped over her shoulder is Nostalgia’s half of the Tag Team Title Belts. She stops centerstage and turns and looks towards the stage entrance. Nostalgia walks out with a Black T-Shirt. In red coloring a Great Horned Owl is made to look like it is circling a belts of gold. On the back in red lettering Tick…Tock…Tick…Tock. Nostalgia has his wooden red and black mace in one hand. He walks over and grabs Christy Hemme’s hand as they make their way to the ring. As they get to the ring, Christy walks up the steel steps as Nostalgia jumps on the apron. He waits for Christy to enter the ring, then jumps over the ropes into the ring. Christy grabs a mic, walks over and gives Nostalgia a kiss on the cheek.

Christy Hemme- EMF Universe, Welcome to Dark Horizon. (The fans erupt). We figured we would give Dark Horizon a much more deserving opening than Jason Black and Trevor Browning. (the fans erupt again.) Plus many of the EMF may not realize is Dark Horizon has been a very fruitful event for my man Nostalgia. He won his worst EMF Title, the TV Title, from heavy favorite Jack Moore. Then last year he won the Extreme Title for the first time at Dark Horizon in a Triple Threat Match. So we figured this was the time, and Verizon Center is the lucky place. Without further ado, I give you a man here to prove he is still The Most Dominant Force in the EMF. An EMF Grandslam Champion. One Half of the EMF Tag Team Champions. And the sexiest man in EMF( she says as she glances and smiles with a little dip towards Nostalgia). NOSTALGIA!!!

(The fans erupt in cheers. Nostalgia walks turnbuckle to turnbuckle, climbing and perching on each one, giving the fans their due. He walks over to Christy and grabs the mic.

Nostalgia- Hello again Ladies and Gentlemen of EMF Universe. I am here to apologize. I slacked on you. I got distracted. (He looks at Christy.) And I can give you one guess why(The fans erupt in cheers for Christy.) I’m just kidding…kinda. I won the Tag Title thus becoming a Grandslam Champion. Then I won the EMF World Heavyweight Title again.. I had been in a haze and still managed to win the EMF World Heavyweight Title again. I should have been on top of the world, but my performance kept depleting. I lost matches I would never typically lose. Something was off, so I, we, took some time off. And while we were enjoying the good life as they say, I felt it coming back. The hunger. The drive. The patience. The anticipation. The dominance. The fear. The electricity. Endless nights speaking on a level only true partners to understand, Christy helped me realize what I was missing. She said. “Will the Real Nostalgia Please Stand Up,Please Stand Up,Please Sand Up. It is time to go get a title dammnit.”She said she saw my eyes glaze over, in a state of concentration she recognized from my matches. Then…well a gentlemen never tells. I intend to willing enter the back of the line, much to the chagrin of the EMF Universe, whom would much rather see me winning a title in my first match back. I am going to start the process over. But which title I start with…well that’s a surprise…to even me. Don’t worry Cyrus, I don’t think they will let me go from Nostalgia vs “ Won’t Be Here Next Month” to World Heavyweight Title Match. But then again, in the EMF, you never know. For Fun I could go win the IC Title. And hold it long enough to break Troy Gafgen’s record. Did I say fun? Let me specify. Enjoyment of making his most worthy achievement null and void. Much like will happen to Mike New and his TV Title record, if I decide to go for the Television Title. Let Tyler Durden join the lengthy “I’ve Lost to Nostalgia Club.” But the EMF Universe knows, Nostalgia loves him some Extreme Matches. ( He says as he holds up his wooden mace, to the sound of fans cheering.) Tick-Tock…Tick-Tock EMF Champions… Only time will tell which of you will be sacrificed to the greater good of the Nostalgia Legacy. Which one will pray he never becomes Nostalgia’s prey again.

(Nostalgia drops the mic. “ Headstrong” blasts over the loudspeakers. Chrissy grabs Nostalgia’s arm and raises it to an eruption of cheers from the fans. They hold hands as they walk to the ropes. Nostalgia holds the rope for Chrissy. As she makes her way down the steps Nostalgia jumps over the ropes and lands on the mat. He waits and takes her hand as they make their way up the ramp. They stop centerstage, turn around, and take a bow to the massive ovation from the crowd.

("Radio" blasts on the PA system as Zack Ryder walks out of the backstage area with his web camera. He steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Zack Ryder is looking to make another step up.

King-What's better than Elite?

Kris Gaffney-Guess if Ryder keeps renaming his title belts Elite...nothing, there is no difference to him.

("Rise again" blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-I doubt that Mike New is going to make things that easy.

Kris Gaffney-Nothing is ever easy...

[Mike New and Zack Ryder pace around the ring. They lock up, then they lock up, and Zack Ryder gets hit with a knee lift by Mike New. Mike New runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Zack Ryder hits a standing drop kick that puts down Mike New. Mike New gets up to his feet, he hits a hard fist to the face that puts down Mike New. Mike New gets on his knee's, and then he hits a running boot to the face that makes him roll into the corner. Mike New gets up into the corner, then Mike New gets up in the corner. Zack Ryder hits a few stomps in the corner, and then he whips Mike New into opposite side of the ring. Mike New crashes hard into the corner. He stumbles out of the corner, and Mike New gets hooked for a northern lights suplex. But it's countered with a with a knee lifts. Zack Ryder stumbes backwards, Mike New throws a wild fist, but Zack Ryder ducks under, and he hits a belly to back suplex that puts down Mike New. Zack Ryder hits a few stomps on the downed Mike New. Mike New rolls on to the apron. Zack Ryder runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes, and as he comes off of the ropes, he hits a baseball slide that connects on Mike New. He rolls out of the ring, and he crashes hard into the mat around ring. Mike New is trying to get up to his feet, and Zack Ryder stays in the ring, he sling shots himself over the top rope, and he connects with a cross body block on Mike New.]

JR-So far the champion has not had a answer for the challenger Zack Ryder.

King-Maybe he could give Lillian Garcia a call, and she could distract him...by getting his name wrong.

Kris Gaffney-The wonders of youtube....

[Zack Ryder picks up Mike New, and he tries to whip Mike New to the ring steps, and he is successful in doing so. Mike New jumps on the steps, then jumps from there on the steps. Then jumps on the mat around ring side on the other side of the ring. But seemly Zack Ryder is not allowing his advantage to be lost, and he jumps on the steps, and he goes for a bulldog, he is able to put on a head lock, but Mike New pushes off, and Zack Ryder goes flying hard into the barricage. Zack Ryder is in pain, and then he grabs Zack Ryder, and he throws him into the ring. Mike New climbs up on the apron, then he measures up on the top rope. Zack Ryder stagglers up to his feet. Mike New leaps off of the top rope, and he connects with a flying double axe handle that puts him down on the mat. Mike New takes a few moments to rest up, and then he picks up Zack Ryder. Then Zack Ryder counters with a jaw breaker that stumbles him backwards. Then he kicks Mike New in the gut, and he goes for a power bomb, but it's blocked right into Mike New's submission hold the Lochness Monster. Zack Ryder struggles to get out, but can't find a counter. He struggles to get his leg's to the ropes, and then he is able to finally hook the ropes to break the hold. Mike New is up, and is rested. Mike New hooks Zack Ryder, he lifts him up, and he drops him for a sit down power bomb. He goes into the cover, the ref counts the 1...................2................KICK OUT by Zack Ryder!!]

JR-Zack Ryder rolled the shoulder just in time.

King-Ryder saw his chances at being champion flash before his eyes.

Kris Gaffney-I'm sure he saw some pretty good moments that might not happen.

[Mike New calls for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet, he slowly staggers up to his feet, and then he turns around. Mike New goes for the House of Pain, but Ryder counters with the Rough Ryder! Zack goes into the cover on Mike New. The ref counts the 1....................2............3!]

JR-Zack caught Mike New! Ryder won the IC championship, and...

("Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" plays over the PA System as Laura Cena makes her way out, accompanied by Catherine Walker.)

JR: This is a big test for Laura... but you have to wonder if she has one eye on her sister's match later tonight.

King: Well, she won't want to lose on back to back Pay Per Views.

Kris: If she did she may not even get a title shot even if Rachel loses.

("Turn it Up" plays next as out comes Bayley, hugging fans on her way down to the ring.)

JR: Bayley shocked people by attacking Laura.... but the fans still love her.

King: Who wouldn't? She gives out free hugs!

Kris: I don't think Laura is interested in a hug...

(The bell sounds and Laura lunges straight at Bayley and hammers away at her with hard right hands. She catches Bayley off guard and is able to back her up into the turnbuckle. Laura begins to chop away at Bayley with some hard chops. She then lets Bayley stumble out of the corner and grabs hold of her and takes Bayley down with a suplex. She waits for Bayley to climb back to her feet and then hits a german suplex into a bridge for 1...... 2...... kick out. Bayley climbs back up and Laura goes for a clothesline but Bayley ducks underneath it. As Laura turns round Bayley takes her down with a neckbreaker and then looks to regain her composure.)

JR: Fast start from Laura.... but she was never going to put Bayley away so easily.

(Bayley grabs hold of Laura and then hurls her hard into the turnbuckle. As Laura hits the corner Bayley runs at her. Bayley runs at Laura and hits a shoulder into the corner and then runs at her again and hits her with the elbow. Laura staggers out of the corner and Bayley quickly climbs to the top rope and then jumps off and hits a hurricanrana. Laura is flung across the ring and then climbs up but walks straight into Bayley who hits a kick to the midsection and then a DDT. Laura goes down and Bayley hooks the leg for 1...... 2....... kick out. Bayley calls for her finisher.)

JR: Bayley looking to put the former champion away here and pick up a massive win.

(Laura climbs to her feet and Bayley positions her for the Bayley-to-Belly but Laura hits some hard shots and knocks Bayley back. Laura then punches Bayley in the breast, taking her down. Laura does the "You Can't See Me" taunt and then runs off the ropes and drops the fist for the 5 Knuckle Shuffle. Bayley stumbles up and Laura hoists her up quickly looking for the Royally Screwed. Bayley struggles and gets out the back of the move and then rolls Laura up for 1...... 2...... kick out. Laura jumps to her feet angry at almost getting caught. Bayley spins her round and grabs Laura for the Bayley-to-Belly. Laura pushes her off and Bayley's head hits against the top rope. Laura grabs Bayley and rolls her up for 1...... 2....... Kick Out!)

JR: Laura comes so close to winning it there!

King: She should have grabbed the tights...

Kris: Wonder if it crossed her mind?

(Laura looks annoyed that Bayley still kicked out. She picks Bayley up but Bayley springs to life with hard right hands. Bayley then whips Laura into the corner. Bayley goes over and picks Laura up, positioning her on the top rope. She climbs up herself and sets Laura up for a top rope Bayley-to-Belly but Laura hits some hard shots to the head and then is able to push Bayley back and Bayley crashes to the mat. Laura repositons herself and then leaps off the top rope hitting a moonsault on Bayley! She hooks the leg for 1..... 2....... Kick Out!!! This time Laura keeps her composure and picks up Bayley who is clearly hurting. She sets her up and hits the Royally Screwed! Laura hooks the leg for 1..... 2..... 3!)

JR: Bayley with a hell of an effort... but Laura just had too much.

King: I think Bayley fell hard off the top rope, and that cost her the match.

Kris: A good win, but she's still not in the title picture.

(Laura has her hand raised and celebrates a little before leaving the ring. Bayley has sat up and looks annoyed at getting beat.)

(Suddenly as Ryder's arm is being rised. He gets attacked from behind a chair. Above him stands Nostalgia. He throws the chair down, he grabs Ryder, and yells "remember me". He grabs Zack by his hair, and he throws him hard into the corner. He stumbles out of the corner. He hooks Ryder, and drives him down with the Blast from the Past. He stands over Ryder.)

("Smells like teen spirit" blasts on the PA system as Rob P walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is the first match of the career of Rob P.

King-He's going to make people wonder what the P stands for...isn't he?

Kris Gaffney-Maybe...

("Elijah Dixon" blasts on the PA system as Elijah Dixon walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man is not only a singles competitor.

King-That's right JR, seemly he'll also be teaming with Jason Black.

Kris Gaffney-I don't like him already...no idea why...

[Rob P and Elijah Dixon pace around the ring, and then they lock up then Rob P hits a knee lift into the gut that doubles over Elijah Dixon. Rob P measures up, and he hits a hard fist to the face that knocks down Elijah Dixon. Dixon gets up to his feet, and he throws a wild fist to the face of Rob P. Rob P ducks under, and he goes for a belly to back suplex. But Elijah Dixon is able to roll out of the back. He runs to the ropes, and then as he comes off of the ropes Rob P hits a one man flap jack that puts him down on the mat slowly Elijah Dixon is slow to get up to his feet holding his mid section. Then he turns around, and then ROb P picks him up on his shoulders, and he hits a gut buster. Rob P goes into the cover on Elijah Dixon. The ref counts the 1............2..........KICK OUT by Rob P. Rob P doesn't argue with the ref, instead he puts on a chin lock on Elijah Dixon. The ref makes sure that it's not a choke hold he is down there to make sure that Dixon doesn't want to give it up, but not really expecting him to. Slowly he gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. The once he gets up to his feet, Rob P lets go of the hold, and then he hits a few clubbing blow to the back of the neck, then he hooks Elijah Dixon. Then he hits a release german suplex that sends him flying across the ring. Elijah Dixon is slow to get up to his feet. Rob P hits a standing drop kick that knocks him backwards into the corner. Rob P backs up, and runs at Elijah Dixon, and hits a big splahs in the corner. He backs out of the corner.]

JR-Dixon needs to get back into this match.

King-With the way Rob is going that's going to be hard.

Kris Gaffney-Both of these wrestlers want to make an impression.

[Elijah Dixon stumbles out of teh corner, and then he picks him up over his shoulder, but Dixon is able to slide out of the back, and then he runs to the ropes. Elijah Dixon bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, Elijah Dixon hits a flying forearm shot to the face that makes Rob P falls down on the mat. He gets up to his feet, and then Elijah Dixon hits a t-bone suplex that sends him flying on the mat, and he rolls under the ropes, and then he gets up on the apron. Elijah Dixon see's him on the apron. He runs at the ropes, and then he uses the ropes to sling shots himself over the top rope. He crashes hard on the mat with a summer sault. He crashes hard on the mat, Elijah Dixon calls for Rob P to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, he kicks him in the gut that doubles him over. Elijah Dixon puts Rob P into a piledriver, and he lifts him up, and he hits a piledriver. Dixon pushes Rob P on his back, he goes into hte cover on Elijah Dixon. The ref counts the 1...............2...............KICK OUT by Rob P!!]

JR-Rob P is going to have find a way to turn this match around.

King-It might be already too late!

[Elijah Dixon picks up Rob P. But Rob P picks him up, and drops him for the Sound of Sarrow. Rob P goes into the cover on Dixon. The ref counts the 1...............2................3!]

JR-You were saying?

King-Shut up JR!

("What do you know" blasts on the PA system as Alex Kobayashi walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Kobayashi is looking bounce back from a loss last week.

King-Kobayashi always has a plan.

Kris Gaffney-A poor version of Leon S. Kennedy once said that...for shame!

King-You watched the live action Resident Evil movies, FOR SHAME!

("Hell to pay" blasts on the PA system as Syn walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Syn is looking to prove that he can beat Kobayashi.

King-Well, now is a good time to do it.

Kris Gaffney-That's for sure.

[Syn and Alex Kobayashi are in the middle of the ring. They stare down each other, and then they lock up as the ref calls for the bell. Kobayashi is able to push back Syn into the corner. The ref calls for the clean break. Alex Kobayashi backs away, but seeing how Syn is not exactly a face either hits a hard fist to the face of Kobayashi, and then he throws him into the corner, and then Alex Kobayashi is stunned in the corner, and then Syn hit a few boots into the gut of Alex Kobayashi. He whips him into the corner. Then he whips him into the corner, but it's reversed. Syn crashes into the corner. Kobayashi charges into the corner, and then he goes for a splash in the corner. But he moves out of the way. Alex Kobayashi stumbles backwards, and then Syn hooks Alex Kobayashi, and drops him for a diving DDT. He goes up to the second rope, he measures up, Syn leaps off, and he connects with a flying elbow drop. Alex Kobayashi looks like he might be able to be pinned so Syn goes into the cover, the ref counts the 1.................2.............KICK OUT by Alex Kobayashi. Syn hits a few stomps on the downed Alex Kobayashi, and then he picks him up, and he hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks back Alex Kobayas bacck into the ropes. Then he tries to whip him to the ropes, then he comes off of the ropes. Alex Kobayashi lowers his head, but Syn counters with a swinging neck breaker on Alex Kobayashi.]

JR-So far it's been competitive match, but Syn is one step ahead of Kobayashi.

King-They haven't even gone extreme yet.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe they think it's still elite?

[Syn rolls out of the ring, and then he grabs a chair, and then he rolls back into the ring. He measures up on Kobayashi who is getting up to his feet. Kobayashi goes for a chair shot, but he is able to duck under. Syn turns around as Alex Kobayashi hits a big boot to the chairthat knocks the chair right back into the face of Syn. Syn is dazed, and then Kobayashi still dazed grabs him around the throat, he lifts him up, and he drops him for a choke slam. He falls down on the mat, and then he crawls into the cover on Syn. The ref counts the 1...................2.................KICK OUT by Syn. Alex Kobayashi and Syn are down on the mat. Kobayashi takes this time to rest up as he's taken most of the moves thus far. He see's that Syn is getting up to his feet, so he gets up to his feet as well. Kobayashi ducks under a fist by Syn, and then Alex Kobayashi knocks down Syn with a short arm clothesline that puts him down on the mat. He picks him up, and he lifts him up, and he drops him for a back breaker. Kobayashi goes into the cover on Syn, the ref counts the 1................2..............KICK OUT by Syn!]

JR-Kobayashi thought that he might have the title right there.

King-Syn proably happy that he didn't.

Kris Gaffney-Sure he had flash backs of the last match.

[Kobayashi picks up Syn, he hooks him for the Ride to Heaven. Suddenly Kobayashi see's something. Standing in the isle way stands where with a guy fawkes mask. He tries to go for the Ride of Heaven as Syn rolls up Kobayashi. The ref counts the 1................2................3!]

JR-What now?

King-Is that V?

Kris Gaffney-Who is V? *King hits Kris*

("Enter Sandman" blasts on the PA system as Jay Wells walks into the ring, he slides into the ring.)

JR-Jay Wells feels this match is about so much more than a wrestling match.

King-Can understand that...so many people were jealous of me in my matches.

Kris Gaffney-Were they jealous of my career?

King-No...

("Thunder struck" blasts on the PA system as Tommy Thunder walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Last week Tommy Thunder was in a hard fought match up against Max Gunner.

King-He barely missed the count.

Kris Gaffney-That does happen. There was many factors that allowed that to happen.

[Jay Well and Tommy Thunder walk in the center of the ring as Hardcore Kid stay out of the ring. THe two have been talking trash on each other for a while are arguing out as Hardcore seemly is happy to pick his spot, and then Jay Wells and Tommy Thunder throw fists to the face, and then Tommy Thunder is able to duck under a fist, and then he hooks Jay Wells for a head lock, and then Jay Wells tries to whip him to the ropes. He does as he backs him off of the ropes, and whips him out of the hold. Tommy Thunder bounces off of the ropes. He knocks down Jay Wells with a running shoulder block. Tommy Thunder picks up Jay Wells, but he senses that someone is about to attack him. Hardcore Kid swings a singapore cane that connects to the head of Jay Wells, and then he falls down on the mat, and he roll sout of the ring. Hardcore Kid turns around, and then he tries to go for another cane shot, but he is able to counter with a knee lift, and then he grabs the cane from Hardcore kid. Then he measures up, and he hits a cane shot to the head. He drops the cane down on the mat, and then Hardcore Kid gets hit with a few stomps by Tommy Thunder. Thunder turns around, and then then Jay Wells fly's off of the top rope, and he connects with a flying forearm shot to the face that knocks down Tommy Thunder. Tommy Thunder is down on the mat. Jay Wells hits a few stomps on the downed Tommy Thunder he holds his head as he's still feeling the effects of that last cane shot. Tommy Thunder gets picked up, and then he gets hit with a body slam. He goes into the corner, he goes into the corner, and then he measures up. He comes out of the corner, and he hits a knee drop to the face that connects. He sits up holding his face. Jay Wells knocks him back down with a kick to the chest. He goes into the cover on Tommy Thunder, the ref counts the 1..............2..........KICK OUT by Tommy Thunder!!]

JR-Jay Wells almost snuck in, and won this match.

King-That's the name of the game.

Kris Gaffney-That's true, someone is going to not only wear down his opponents, but get enough time to pin his opponent.

[Jay Wells pikcs up Tommy Thunder, and then he lifts him up on his shoulders, but as he turns around. Hardcore Kid sets him up, and he hits the Rock Bottom on Jay Wells. Hardcore Kid takes a few moments to shake his head as he's taken a few moves, and then he dives into the cover as he knows that he has a chance to win this match. The ref counts the 1..................2.................Tommy Thunder comes out of no where, and he breaks the count before the three count!!]

JR-Almost three there.

King-Thunder almost saw his american dream go up in smoke.

Kris Gaffney-.........

[Hardcore Kid gets up to his feet, and he ducks a clothesline, and he hits a super kick that puts him down on the mat. Hardcore Kid waits for Tommy Thunder to get up for the Rock Bottom. The lights turn off, and turns back on. The Hardcore Kid is down on the mat. Tommy Thunder quickly goes into hte cover on Hardcore Kid. The ref counts the 1.................2............3!]

JR-What the hell just happened?

King-Who knows...

("Megalovania" blasts on the PA system as Keith Anderson walks to the ring, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Since coming to the EMF, Keith Anderson has been impressive.

King-Winning a championship here would just be another step towards where he wants to be.

Kris Gaffney-But so many superstars in the past have failed to the championship as quickly as they wanted.

("God's gonna cut you down" blasts on the PA system as Max Gunner walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Recently Max Gunner has recovered from his first couple losses in his EMF career.

King-He's made it all the way up to the TV title.

Kris Gaffney-Guess that's what matters...that and getting revenge on Keith Anderson.

("Where's my mind" blasts on the PA system as Tyler Durden walks to the ring, and he steps inside of hte ring.)

JR-Not much has gone right for Durden.

King-It's just a little bad luck, that's all.

Kris Gaffney-Seems Syn would disagree.

[Keith Anderson and Max Gunner pace around the ring. Tyler DUrden doesn't seem to like to be ignored. Keith Anderson throw a double fist to Tyler Durden. Durden rolls away, and then Keith Anderson is able to come up from behind Max Gunner, and school boy's Gunner. The ref counts the 1..............2............KICK OUT by Max Gunner!! Max Gunner gets up to his feet, and then he gets knocked down with a running clothesline by Keith Anderson. Keith Anderson picks up Max Gunner, and then he hits a few forearm shots to the face that makes him back up, and then he tries to whip him to the ropes, and he does he comes off of the ropes. Max Gunner leaps in the air, and he goes for a cross body block, but Keith Anderson is able to catch Max Gunner, and he hits a fall away slam. Slowly he gets up to his feet, Keith Anderson picks up Max Gunner, and he drops him for a whiplash spine buster. He falls into the cover on Max Gunner. The ref counts the 1..............2.............KICK OUT by Max Gunner! Keith Anderson picks up Max Gunner, but Max Gunner answers with a kick to the head, and this makes him stumble backwards Keith Anderson falls backwards. Keith Anderson keeps himself up with the help of the ropes. Max Gunner measures up, and he hits a runnign clothesline that sends him over the top rope, and then he falls out of the ring, and then he crashes on the other side of the ring. Tyler Durden tries to come up from behind on Gunner, but Gunner switches, and he rolls up Tyler Durden for a pinning attempt 1.........2......KICK OUT by Durden. Tyler Durden gets up to his feet, and then he charges at Gunner, but Gunner counters with a spinning spine buster that plants down Durden.]

JR-So far this hasn't gone the way of the champion.

Kris Gaffney-The good thing is that with the rules are in his favor for something like that.

King-He can just wait for the right time...now would be the right time to let Anderson get beat on...don't you think?

[He goes into the cover on Durden. The ref counts the 1.................2................Keith Anderson pulls him out of the ring. Then the two throw fists to the face, and Durden runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. He leaps through the ropes, and he hits a suicide dive out of the ring to Keith Anderson, and Max Gunner.]

JR-Everyone is down.

King-Maybe things are looking up for Durden.

Kris Gaffney-So it would seem.

[Tyler Durden throws Keith Anderson, and then he grabs Max Gunner, and throws him hard into the ring steps. Durden slides into the ring, and Anderson hits a quick DDT, both wrestlers are down on the mat. Syn comes down to the ring with a chair. He holds the chair looking like he's about to hit Anderson. But he turns around, Anderson falls back down. Syn goes for the chair shot anyways, and he hits Durden instead. He hits a few chair shots on the downed Durden. He leaves the ring. Anderson who was dazed really didn't see much of this, he throws his arm over Syn. The ref counts the 1.............2............3!]

JR-Keith Anderson is the new champion, but I think we can safety say this is the end of Project Mayhem.

Kris Gaffney-That wasn't a long project...

("Generic Theme" blasts out as Miss Jackie makes her way out for her Women's Title Match.)

JR: Miss Jackie is the most successful Women's Champion of all time... and looking to regain the gold tonight.

King: This could end up being a mismatch.

Kris: People thought that when Rachel took on Laura.... didn't turn out that way.

("I am the Fire" plays next and out comes the Women's Champion Rachel Cena, holding the Women's Title.)

JR: Rachel has been defending the belt every week, and has been successful.

King: She's taken on some big names, but this will be her biggest challenge yet.

Kris: I'm sure she's not intimidated.

(The bell rings and the match is underway. Rachel and Jackie circle the ring and then Jackie runs at Rachel and takes her down with a clothesline. Jackie stomps away on Rachel until she is able to get back to her feet. The two of them trade blows but Jackie is getting the better of it and then she whips Rachel across the ring. Rachel bounces off the ropes and Jackie hits a big boot, taking her down. Jackie runs off the ropes and goes for the leg drop of DOOOOOOOOOOM but Rachel rolls out of the way and Jackie hits the mat. Rachel grabs Jackie from behind and rolls her up but Jackie expertly counters the roll up and has Rachel's shoulders pinned for 1....... 2...... kick out!)

JR: Rachel didn't see that counter coming.

King: Jackie's experience showing there....

(Rachel looks annoyed at almost being caught out by the pin. She springs to her feet and hammers away on Jackie. She whips Jackie hard into the corner and Jackie hits the turnbuckle. Rachel runs and hits a spear into the corner on Jackie. Jackie stumbles out of the corner and Rachel picks her up and hits a sidewalk slam. With Jackie down, Rachel hits some hard kicks to her back. She grabs Jackie by the legs and hits some hard kicks to the legs, clearly trying to soften her up for her Sharpshooter, but Jackie eventually kicks Rachel away. Jackie climbs to her feet and goes for a suplex but Rachel lands on her feet. Rachel spins Jackie around, kicks her in the midsection and nails the Get Bent!! Rachel hooks the leg for 1...... 2...... kick out!)

JR: Would have been ironic.... beating Jackie with that move.

King: Jackie's been hit with that more times than she could count.

(Rachel looks angry but taunts for her finisher. Jackie stumbles to her feet and Rachel kicks her in the midsection and then hooks the arms, looking for the Bastardisation. Jackie counters this by hitting a big back body drop on Rachel. Rachel hits the mat hard and this time Jackie is able to run off the ropes and nails the Leg Drop of DOOOOOM! Rachel stumbles up to her feet but is dazed and Jackie hoists her up for the F-Off.... Rachel grabs hold of the top rope, stopping her from hitting the move. Rachel vaults herself over the top rope and lands on the ring apron. Jackie charges at her but Rachel pulls down the top rope and Jackie falls out of the ring and hits the floor hard. As Jackie climbs to her knees Rachel leaps and hits an axe handle, taking her back down.)

JR: One hell of a counter from the champion has her in the drivers seat....

King: And Jackie will be desperate to get this back in the ring, she can't win the title out here.

(Rachel picks Jackie up and sets her up again for the Bastardisation. This time Jackie pushes Rachel back and Rachel hits into the steel steps. Rachel stumbles and Jackie picks her up looking for the F-Off again. Rachel is struggling but then Jackie realises the referee is at a count of 7. She allows Rachel to escape the hold and drop to the floor so she can slide into the ring and back out, breaking the count. She heads back over to Rachel and Rachel springs to life and rakes the eyes. Jackie stumbles and Rachel sets her up and hits the Get Bent. With Jackie down Rachel goes over to the announce table and clears it. Noticing that Jackie hasn't even moved Rachel smirks and then she herself breaks the count. She picks Jackie up but Jackie was playing possum and scoops up the unsuspecting Rachel and positions her for an F-Off through the announce table. Rachel again struggles to escape as the referee reaches a count of 4. Jackie tries to slam Rachel through the table but Rachel somehow is able to float all the way over and land on her feet on the table. Jackie turns and Rachel leaps and hits a headscissor which sends Jackie into the steps head first. The referee is at a count of 7. Rachel notices Jackie is already stirring so she picks her up and then hurls her over the barricade. Rachel slides into the ring as Jackie pulls herself up but as she climbs over the barricade and drops to the floor the referee reaches a count of 10. Rachel wins by count out.)

JR: Miss Jackie put up a hell of a fight... but Rachel proving she doesn't care how she wins.... she just wants the results.

King: Well, this is a results business JR.

Kris: And....

(By Kris is cut off by "Girls Just Wanna Have Fun" hitting over the PA System and the Divas General Manager Laura Cena coming out onto the ramp. She has a microphone in hand.)

Laura Cena: Oh no no no.... I think not. We're not going to have our Women's Championship match end by count out. I'm not going to have you escape that easily. If you want to walk out of here as champion.... you're going to have to pin Miss Jackie, or make her submit. I want this match restarted with no count outs and no disqualifications. As soon as Jackie gets back in the ring..... ring the bell, restart the match.

(Jackie smiles and heads towards to the ring but then suddenly the lights go out. When they come back on we see Rachel is still alone in the ring, but with one difference. She is now wearing her amulet. Jackie looks at her in confusion and then turns around. While the lights were out Kane has appeared behind Miss Jackie. Kane grabs Jackie by the throat and then Chokeslams her hard through the announce table that was cleared earlier. Kane then turns and looks at Laura who is at the top of the ramp, who backs away slowly. The referee heads over to check on Jackie while Rachel grabs her title and exits.)

JR: I guess this match isn't going to be restarted after all....

King: You have to say Rachel's Count out win was legitimate.... but going to these lengths to avoid the match being restarted?

Kris: She's a Cena, what do you expect.

JR-It's time for the main event, I should add as I was told to by Prez Mike that this is not a hardcore match. This is basically a tag team match. The only difference is Cyrus does not have a partner.

King-Guess that makes it hard to get Josh Matthews involved, I'm feeling Riley missed something though...

Kris Gaffney-...I'M BOTH AN ANNOUNCER AND A FORMER WRESTLER!! I had tons of matches! And won a good portion of them.

King-There is it is!! Considering Riley got Matthews emotional...yeah, probably not a good sign.

("That's entertainment" blasts on the PA system as Logan "Showtime" Riley and the Mercenary walks to the ring. They step inside of the ring.)

JR-Whether or not Cyrus wants to admit it, these two have been thorns in the side of Cyrus.

King-I guess that's why we have this match.

("Hell awaits" blasts on the PA system as Cyrus Black walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is a match that Cyrus wanted.

King-And he got it with no excuses.

Kris Gaffney-Just wait until he loses it though.

King-Actually...I can only think of one of one other scheduled handicap match like this...and it didn't work out too well for the team.

Kris Gaffney-WHAT?!

[Cyrus stand in the ring on the other side looking down his opponents Logan "Showtime" Riley, and the Mercenary. The Mercenary is sent out to start the match, then Cyrus Black goes into hte middle of the ring. The two who had a very competitive world title match a few weeks ago talk trash, and then the Mercenary, and Cyrus throw fists to the face, and Cyrus Black is getting the advantage. Then the Mercenary hits a knee lift, and this makes Cyrus Black stop, and the Mercenary puts him into a head lock, and he hits a punch to the top of the head. Cyrus Black is in pain, and the Mercenary grabs his arm, and then he hits a short arm clothesline that puts down Cyrus Black. Cyrus Black fights up to his feet, or he would if the Mercenary was right there, and he hits a boot to the side of the face. Cyrus Black rolls away, and then Cyrus Black gets up in the corner, and then the Mercenary closes the gap between him, and Cyrus. Cyrus Black answers back with a few back elbows, then fires off a few fists to the face that stumbles the Mercenary backwards. Cyrus Black pulls himself up to the top rope, he measures he leaps off of the second rope for a double axe handle, but it's countered with a block, and the Mercenary turns it into a belly to belly over head throw. Cyrus Black is now in the corner, and then the Mercenary makes the tag to Logan "Showtime" Riley. Riley gets into the ring, and then the Mercenary leaves the ribs of Cyrus Black open as he lifts his arm, and then he hits a punch this makes him stumble backwards. Then Cyrus Black gets hit with a few fists to the face, he whips Cyrus Black off of the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. Then he hits a hip toss that plants down Cyrus Black. Cyrus Black gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Logan "Showtime" Riley sets up Cyrus Black, and he hits a russian leg sweep that plants him down on the mat. He floats over into the russian leg sweep into a pinning attempt. The ref counts the 1...............2...........KICK OUT by Cyrus Black!! Logan "Showtime" Riley picks up Cyrus Black into a seated position, and then he puts on the pressure a nerve hold. The ref asks Cyrus Black if he wants to give it up, Cyrus doesn't want to give it up. He fights up to his feet, once he gets up to his feet. Cyrus Black hits a few elbows to the gut of Logan "Showtime" Riley. This finally breaks the hold, and Cyrus Black takes a few moments to recover, he runs to the ropes, and then he comes off of the ropes. But Logan Riley is able to counter with a double A spine buster that plants him down on the mat. He rolls into the cover once again. The ref counts the 1.................2.........KICK OUT once again by Cyrus Black. Logan Riley looks over to the Mercenary, and he makes the tag to the Mercenary who comes into the ring.]

JR-So far it's been all Riley, and the Mercenary.

Kris Gaffney-A great wrestler would do better...just saying.

King-Saying what?

Kris Gaffney-That Cyrus isn't great!

[The Mercenary holds up Cyrus Black into a spine buster, but he struggles out of the grip of the Mercenary as Logan "Showtime" Riley comes off of the ropes, and Cyrus Black pushes the Mercenary into Logan Riley. Riley falls out of the ring, and Cyrus Black hits a running ezuguri that connects with a loud crack on the back of the head of the Mercenary. The Mercenary stubmles around, and then Cyrus Black gets up to his feet, and he plants down the Mercenary with a double arm DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, and then at some point the Mercenary tries to make it to his corner even though Logan Riley hasn't fully gotten up to his corner. But before he can get to the corner, Cyrus Black is able to grab a hold of his leg, and then he drags him into the middle of the ring, and he hits a few mounted fists to the face of the Mercenary. Cyrus Black gets pulled away from it by the ref. Then Cyrus Black stays on the attack with a few stomps on the downed Mercenary who is getting up to his feet. Cyrus Black gets hit with a few punches to the gut which only have a certain amount of power behind them. Cyrus Black goes back into the ropes. Mercenary is up to his feet. Then he charges at Cyrus Black, Cyrus is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends him flying into the second rope. Cyrus Black grabs a hold of the ropes, and then sling shots himself over the top rope, and he catches the Mercenary with a hang man as he drops down to the floor. Mercenary is in pain, and Cyrus Black climbs up to the apron. Then he climbs up to the top rope. Then he waits for the Mercenary get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, Cyrus Black leaps off of the top rope, and he catches the Mercenary with a cross body block, he hooks him for the pinning combination. The ref counts the 1..............2..............Logan Riley tries to break up the count, but he moves out of the way at the last moment, and Logan Riley hits the Mercenary instead. Logan Riley look shocked, he gets up, and he gets a super kick by the world champion. Cyrus Black looks towards the Mercenary seemly trying to take this chance to win this match.]

JR-The champion has come back quickly.

King-He's weathered the storm, and now he's looking for the win.

Kris Gaffney-I think this is just the eye...there is more to this hurricane!

[The Mercenary stumbles up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, he goes for the Black Out it's countered with a few elbows to the side of the head that makes him stumble backwards, and then he charges at the Mercenary who counters with a power slam both wrestlers are down on the mat, and the Mercenary isn't near his corner. He decides to try to stay in the match for a little longer, he see's Cyrus trying to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet, the Mercenary kicks him in the gut, and then lifts up Cyrus Black on to his shoulder with a back breaker. The ref asks Cyrus if he wants to give up, Cyrus refuses. Cyrus Black is able to hit a few back elbows, but he isn't in a great position to get a lot behind them. Cyrus Black rakes the eyes of the Mercenary. Cyrus Black runs to the ropes, he comes off of the ropes. The Mercenary flattens Cyrus with a big boot. The Mercenary makes the tag to Logan Riley. Riley comes into the ring, and then he sets up Cyrus, and he hits a snap suplex. He goes to the outside of the ring.]

JR-It looks like Riley is going to take a chance.

Kris Gaffney-This can't be good.

King-Hey! That's my line! We have roles on this team...I'm suppose to complain about unnecessary risks *punches Kris*.

[Logan Riley climbs up to the top rope, he measures up, and he leaps off of the top rope. He goes for a frog splash, but it' s countered by Cyrus Black getting his knee's up, and this drives the air out of Logan "Showtime' Riley. Showtime stumbles up to his feet, and then Cyrus kick shim in the gut, and he drives him down on the mat with a DDT. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, Cyrus crawls over to Showtime, and he throws his arm over him, the ref counts the 1.............2............KICK OUT by Logan Riley. Cyrus gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Cyrus Black hits a few fists to the face. This makes Logan Riley back up into the ropes, then he comes off of the ropes. The Mercenary makes the tag to himself as Riley comes off of the ropes. The Mercenary comes into the ring. The Mercenary goes for a big boot, but it's ducked under, and the ref goes down. From the top of the stage Josh Matthews walks out with the brass knuckles.]

JR-You don't think King?

King-Guess even though it wasn't a hardcore match, Matthews might have an opening right now to do something.

Kris Gaffney-Had to sneak it in somewhere...

King-You didn't sell that punch...yep...back on track Gaffney, back on track.

[Matthews slides into the ring. He has the brass knuckles ready, when suddenly.]

Fithos....

Lusec...

Wecos...

Vinosec

(The monsterous Destroyer walks to the ring. He steps inside of the ring, Prez Mike is pointing to Josh Matthews in the ring. The Destroyer walks to the ring as Prez Mike leaves to the backstage area. Josh Matthews doesn't seem to paying any mind though to him, or the fact the ref is getting up, and will probably DQ Matthews. The Destroyer turns around Matthews, Matthews throws a brass knuckles shot on the Destroyer. The Destroyer stands there like nothing happened. Then grabs the knuckles, and bends them in his hand, and throws them away. Matthew backs up, screams like a mad man, and then charges at the Destroyer, the Destroyer hits a head butt that makes Matthews fly right into the Mercenary who was getting up just behind the ref so he didn't see it. The Mercenary stumbles backwards, right into a school boy by Cyrus Black. Logan Riley tries to get into the ring, but a hand grabs his leg from under the ring which stops him from breaking up the pinning attempt. As Cyrus holds Mercenary into the pinning attempt. The ref counts the 1..............2.............3!!]

JR-Cyrus survived!

Kris Gaffney-Is that fair to say? I mean...there was a handicap, but it seemed like to be at least 3 on 2, rather than 2 on 1.

King-Could have been 4 on 2, but the Destroyer didn't do anything, it was all that Matthews idiot.

(Matthews leaves the ring side area not believing what happened. The Destroyer comes up from behind him, and he throws him right through the EMF tron screen which causes a cut out of his body. Matthews runs off as he lands on the other side of the screen. Kris Gaffney comes up, and the same thing happens to him. Teddy Long says "Holla, Holla", and that happens to him as well. Cyrus is standing in the ring not believing any of this as Dark Horizon goes off the air.)