EMF: Dark Horizon

(Copyright information flashes on the screen, and we go into a highlight reel of how all the matches have come about. Once that ends we go into an introduction screen that welcomes us to Dark Horizon 2010. The lights are off in the US Air Center in Phoenix Arizona as pyrotechnics blasts on the specially made stage. The lights turn on as they end to reveal fans waving their signs, and yelling. Some of the signs say "Cena's children: Gotta catch them all", "where is my rematch too?", and " I want answers…AAAHHH".)

JR-Welcome to Saturday Shockwave, I'm good ol' JR along side Jerry "the King" Lawler, and Kris "KG" Gaffney.

King-Headlined by the two title triple threat match between Dan Godwin, Firestorm, and Tony Ikeda.

Kris Gaffney-Along with a Death Cell match.

King-What ever happened to the Slaughter House match.

Kris Gaffney-Sure someone will remember it at some point.

("Bad, Bad Man" blasts out and EMF President John Cena makes his way onto the stage. He heads down to the ring, and takes a microphone to address the crowd.)

Cena: Well well.... here we are at EMF Dark Horizon. And it is a very, very dark horizon for many. Now.... Many people have been questioning my decision to put both the EMF World Championship and the EMF Intercontinental Championship on the line. They ask me why... why would I make my friend, Tony Ikeda, defend his championship under such conditions. I mean.... look at my friend Mickie... who has the night off from defending her title. Well the answer is.... I have no answer. So I would like to officially declare that I have had a change of heart. The Intercontinental Championship will not be on the line tonight, and instead... Dan Godwin will simply defend the World Championship against two tough competitors in a match where....

("Million Dollar Theme" blasts out around the arena. The crowd look confused as they don't recognise it. Cena looks up to the ramp looking completely confused. The crowd wait with anticipation... but when the person steps through the curtains, there is a chilling, shocked silence. They can't believe who they are looking at. A few boos break out, as former EMF President Natasha Jones takes the microphone. Cena's jaw drops, and he looks like he's seen a ghost. He motions for security, but Natasha's voice cuts through the silence of the arena like a knife.)

Natasha: I wouldn't bother John... i've sent all the security home for the night! Well... all your security anyway. I've bought my own. I needed to ensure you didn't try anything...

Cena: What are you talking about? I took your shares away from you. You have nothing. Get the hell out of my building! Natasha: You are correct of course Mr Cena. As usual. However... you've overlooked something. You see... during my tenure as president of the EMF... I gave a job to Ted DiBiase, as General Manager of Shockwave. Now when you fired him... you actually broke a clause in a contract. Not his of course... I know you checked it all out. You broke a clause in MY contract which stated that, even if you beat me, even if I lost my authority... the decision as to who held the position of General Manager was completely up to me! Now I considered suing you... but lets be honest... I don't need your money. Maybe you're forgetting who my father is! *Natasha puts on a monocle* huh.... are you! *she laughs and removes it*. So i'm here to announce the next General Manager.... seeing as I can. And this one.... you won't be able to fire John... because they really will throw the book at you if you breach the same contract twice after i've warned you face to face! No the new General Manager of Shockwave is...... me! And i'm going to start right now. I've already seen to it that you can;t alter tonights title match to protect your friend Tony Ikeda... the match stands... and he will defend his Intercontinental Championship. On top of that.... your good friend Mickie James... she can forget her night off John. She's going to defend her EMF Women's Championship here tonight! Now who should she defend it against..... how about.... Miss Jackie! Yea... i'd like nothing better than to see those 2 bitches beat the living hell out of eachother.... and seeing as Jackie likes being a pioneer so much... how about we make it the first ever Last Woman Standing Match!

Cena: Is that all you've got? You let Mickie beat up my ex wife and you make a match I was going to make anyway? That's below pathetic....

Natasha: Oh i'm just getting warmed up John..... because this leads me to.... you. You see you still have a wrestler contract... unles you forgot. So i'm booking you tonight! Against the man who wants nothing better than to beat the truth out of you in the middle of the ring! I don't know if your hiding anything or not.... but it'll be fun watching the beating anyway as John Cena goes 1 on 1 with Chris Jericho!

(The crowd cheer loudly at the announcement.)

Natasha: Oh and don't worry John... there are plenty of others i'm going to make life hell for around here. Your wife Amy. Your little friend Velvet Sky. Anyone else you care about. And just about anyone else that I feel like punishing. Cena... you thought things were going well for you before... but i'm here to ruin it all! And this time... i'm not going anywhere!

(She drops her microphone, and leaves the stage, with Cena still staring. He shakes his head and just walks away up the ramp.)

("AIDS theme" blasts on the PA system as the lights turn red, and Brandon Eastman and Myke Hawke slowly walks to the ring.)

JR-These two were tag team champions until recently. Now with a win that rematch they been searching for could be their's.

King-I seen this before, Booker T doesn't approve.

Kris Gaffney-Probably not.

("Bad Company blasts on the PA system as Big Sal and Shawn Pond walk to the ring along with Tony Valentino.)

JR-These two didn't also had a missed opportunity a few weeks ago, and I'm sure they'd like to get their redemption.

King-It's funny how they don't just use their mob tractics….huh…

[Myke Hawke and Shawn Pond start out for their respective teams, and they both pace around the ring. Shawn Pond charges at Myke Hawke, and is able to duck under a waist lock, and Myke Hawke goes for a elbow to the face, but Shawn Pond is able to duck under. Shawn Pond has Myke Hawke set up for a northern lights suplex, but Myke Hawke hits a clubbing blow to the back of Shawn Pond that takes down Shawn Pond. Myke Hawke runs to the ropes, and Myke Hawke hits a boot to the side of the head of Shawn Pond. Shawn Pond goes down to the mat, and slowly he gets up to his feet stunned, and Shawn Pond gets up to his feet. Shawn Pond stumbles right into the waiting Myke Hawke who picks him up, and hits a body slam. Myke Hawke runs to the ropes, and Myke Hawke goes for a big splash, but Shawn Pond moves out of the way, and Myke Hawke crashes into the mat. Myke Hawke is in pain, and Shawn Pond gets up to his feet. Shawn Pond, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Shawn Pond leaps in the air, and goes for a cross body block. But it's caught by Myke Hawke who holds Shawn Pond for a few moments, and then hits a fall away slam that sends Shawn Pond flying.]

JR-The door was shut on that momentary momentum by Shawn Pond.

King-That can't be good….I'd assume Shawn Pond wants to be a big part of his stable.

Kris Gaffney-Being awesome within your peers is always good.

[Shawn Pond crashes into the mat, and Myke Hawke shakes off the move he received. Shawn Pond rolls under the ropes, and slowly he gets up to his feet on the apron. Myke Hawke charges at Shawn Pond, but Shawn Pond is able to counter this by ducking under a punch, and Shawn Pond hits a hang man. Myke Hawke stumbles backwards stunned, Shawn Pond goes to the nearest turnbuckle, and he climbs up to the top rope. Shawn Pond steady's himself on the top rope. Myke Hawke quickly dives on the top rope, Shawn Pond falls on the top turnbuckle crotching himself. Myke Hawke hits a hard fist to the face, and Myke Hawke climbs up to the top rope, and hooks Shawn Pond, and hits a suplex that sends Shawn Pond crashing down to the mat. Myke Hawke slowly turns towards where Shawn Pond is, and makes the cover. The ref counts the 1…………………2…………………….kick out by Shawn Pond. Brandon Eastman asks for the tag, and Myke Hawke makes the tag. Brandon Eastman comes into the ring, and closes the gap between him and the downed Shawn Pond.]

JR-The complextion of this match probably just changed

King-Eastman probably thought that he wanted in on the fun that Myke Hawke was having.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah….it's all fun and games until the match turns…which is….oh shit!

[Brandon Eastman picks up Shawn Pond, and Shawn Pond is able to counter with a reverse jaw breaker. Shawn Pond falls away from Brandon Eastman by the ropes, he gets up with the help of the ropes. Shawn Pond is to his feet, Brandon Eastman angry charges at Shawn Pond, and Shawn Pond counters with a drop toe hold that sends Brandon Eastman falling throat first into the top rope. Shawn Pond gets up waiting as Brandon Eastman stumbles into the waiting Shawn Pond who hits a running ezuguri. Brandon Eastman is stunned, but he doesn't go down. Shawn Pond climbs up to the top rope, measures up on Brandon Eastman, and hits a missile drop kick that stuns Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman still doesn't go down, Shawn Pond mouths something to Big Sal. Shawn Pond runs to the ropes, and Big Sal makes a blindside tag to Shawn Pond. Shawn Pond goes for a flying cross body block. But Brandon Eastman catches it, and he laughs as he thinks that he has stopped the momentum of Bad Company, having now idea that Shawn Pond isn't legal. Big Sal comes into the ring, and Brandon Eastman is doing a circle to show that he has Shawn Pond with a big smile on his face. But he turns right into a big boot that sends Shawn Pond falling on Brandon Eastman. Brandon Eastman is on the mat, and Shawn Pond rolls out of the ring. Brandon Eastman rolls into the corner, and he gets up in the corner. Big Sal hits a quick hard fist to Brandon Eastman, and then follows it up with a few back elbows into the corner. Big Sal whips Brandon Eastman into the corner, and Brandon Eastman crashes into the corner. Big Sal charges at Brandon Eastman, but Brandon Eastman counters with a back elbow to the face. Big Sal stumbles back stunned. Brandon Eastman charges at Big Sal, but he counters with a power slam, Big Sal goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………..2………Myke Hawke comes into the ring, and breaks up the cover.]

JR-Myke Hawke just saved the match for his team.

King-But it might be just a matter of time.

[Big Sal picks up Brandon Eastman, and Brandon Eastman gets whipped to the ropes. Myke Hawke makes a blindside tag. Big Sal goes for a big boot, Brandon Eastman ducks under, and hits a fist to the face of Shawn Pond. Who goes down to the mat, Brandon Eastman turns around as Big Sal is turning around. Brandon Eastman counters with a hot shot. Big Sal stumbles towards him, Brandon Eastman kicks Big Sal in the gut, and hits a DDT, where Myke Hawke hits the burning STD on Big Sal! Myke Hawke goes into the cover on Big Sal as Brandon Eastman spears himself and Shawn Pond out of the ring, and the ref counts the 1…………………..2……………………..3! ]

JR-AIDS is the #1 contenders.

King-Yeah, but now it's a question of who they will face.

("Snap your fingers, snap your neck" blasts on the PA system as Primetime walks out to the stage. He looks over the crowd, and he continues down to the ring.)

JR-Primetime in his return match found favorable results. One has to wonder whether or not he can repeat the performance.

King-Well…he's still been gone for seven years, you got to wonder.

("Just Close Your Eyes" blasts on the PA system as Christian walks to the ring, he points out his Peeps as he enters the ring.)

JR-Christian has been somewhat obsessed since Primetime showed back up in EMF.

Kris Gaffney-That's like saying the IBL GM of the Year voters somewhat vote because for gimmicks.

King-Interesting point of view, I shall look into that.

[Christian and Primetime face off in the middle of the ring, and they talk some trash to each other. At some point Christian seems to be a little angry, so much he shows no respect for the EMF legend with a slap to the face. Before Primetime can register what just happened Christian hits a clubbing blow to the head that knocks down Primetime to his knee's. Christian grabs the head of Primetime in almost a reverse headlock, and hits a few hard fists to the face. Finally the ref makes Christian break, almost having to pull him off, and he gets in Christian's face. The ref warns Christian who looks off into the crowd who boo him. He gives them a smug look, and Priemtime gets up in the corner. Christian closes the gap, and Primetime comes out of the corner fighting with a few fists to the face, but Christian once again cuts this off driving Primetime into the corner with a shoulder, and hits a shoulder block. He follows it up with a knife edge chops to the chest of Primetime. Christian tries to whip him to the opposite side's corner, but it's reversed by Primetime. Christian goes crashing into the corner, and Primetime charges into the corner. Christian counters with a back elbow to the face, Primetime stumbles backwards, and Christian goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope. Christian leaps off of the top rope, and hits a missile drop kick on Primetime. Christian quickly goes into the cover on Primetime, hooking the leg, and the ref goes down for the count. He gets a 1……………………………..2……………………………kick out. Christian looks up at the ref frustrated as he hits the mat.]

JR-Christian needs to control his temper.

King-Remember Christian…it's not a bad thing…it's a good thing.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…like that helped him before…

[Christian calls for the Kill Switch as Primetime slowly gets up, Christian hooks Primetime as he gets up to his feet. Christian slowly turns Primetime, but as he has him turned. Primetime is able to push Christian off, and Christian bounces off of the ropes, Primetime lowers his head, but Christian grabs a hold of it, and takes him, and throws him out of the ring. Primetime crashes on the mat with a splat, and Christian measures up on Primetime. Primetime gets up to his feet, and Christian runs to the ropes, spring boards off of the ropes, and goes for a vertical cross body block over the top rope towards Primetime which he counters with a standing drop kick Primetime, looks like he's in a little bit in pain from the moves he's taken. But Primetime wanting to keep this advantage takes Christian, and rolls him into the ring. Primetime gets in the ring, Primetime hits a few stomps on the downed Christian, and picks him up after a time, and whips him to the ropes. Christian bounces off of the ropes, and Primetime hits a big spine buster that plants Christian on the mat. Seeing that he has Christian hurt, Primetime looks down for a moment, and reaccess the situation. Finally, Primetime shrugs his shoulders, and he waits for Christian to get up to his feet. Christian slowly gets up to his feet, and Primetime waits as he turns around. Primetime picks him up over his shoulder, and sets him up, and amazingly hits the Rating Drop. Yes this probably has to be a new record for hitting a finisher….awesome isn't it?]

JR-It could be all over.

King-Wow….that's unexpected.

Kris Gaffney-Indeed

[Primetime goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………….2……………..Christian puts his feet on the ropes, Primetime can't believe he did that. So much he looks stunned that he did such a rookie mistake. He walks around the ring, trying to get focused again. He goes over to Christian, and tries to pick him up. But Christian surprises him with a small package. The ref counts the 1…………………2…………….3!]

JR-Primetime is shocked!

King-I think everyone is shocked.

(Christian rolls out of the ring, amazed himself as he backs away from the ring.)

("Game On" blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda and Randy Orton walk to the ring with the slow walk of DOOM.)

JR-These two got his shot thanks to a triple threat tag team match a few weeks ago.

King-And will have someone waiting for the winner later.

Kris Gaffney-Odd…wonder if that's going to be become a trend…huh

("MxMxPunk's theme" blasts on the PA as The Team Captain MxMxPunk, and his tag team partner Dustin Miller walk to the ring holding the tag team championships.

JR-These two are quite an odd team to say the least.

King-But they are effective.

Kris Gaffney-That makes everything alright!

[MxMxPunk and Randy Orton start out in the middle of the ring, and MxMxPunk takes a wild punch that Randy Orton is able to easily duck. Randy Orton gets a hold of MxMxPunk, and goes for a European upper cut. MxMxPunk is able to duck under, and MxMxPunk is able to hook Randy Orton for a back slide, both wrestlers fight for the advantage. MxMxPunk is able to get free, but Randy Orton goes for the RKO, but MxMxPunk pushes off on Randy Orton. Randy Orton crashes to the mat. Randy Orton is on his knee's in pain. MxMxPunk hits a quick front low drop kick that knocks down Randy Orton. MxMxPunk quickly puts on an bar, and Randy Orton slowly gets up to his feet, and to make sure that doesn't do anything to turn this match around. MxMxPunk hits a few clubbing blows to the arm of Randy Orton. Randy Orton is able to get to his feet soon there after, and is able to take MxMx Punk off of the arm bar with a fireman's carry. This separates Randy Orton, and MxMxPunk, but Randy Orton shakes his arm in pain trying to get rid of the pain. Then he charges at MxMxPunk, but the momentary stop allows MxMxPunk to counter, and hit a leg lariat that knocks down Randy Orton. Randy Orton slowly gets up to his feet, dazed, he goes right into the waiting MxMxPunk who hits a belly to back suplex that puts down Randy Orton. Randy Orton slowly gets up to his feet in pain, and MxMxPunk picks up Randy Orton, and hits a body slam. MxMxPunk makes the tag to Dustin Miller who climbs up to the top rope as MxMxPunk goes into his corner. Dustin Miller comes off of the top rope for a splash. But Randy Orton is able to get his feet up, and this drives the air out of Dustin Miller. Randy Orton is able to roll away, and is finally able to make the tag to Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda comes into the ring, and measures up on Dustin Miller, and goes for a clothesline, but it's countered with a standing hurricanarana that sends Tony Ikeda stumbling, and flying into the top rope. Tony Ikeda hits his head on the top rope, and he stumbles out of the corner, Dustin Miller kicks Tony Ikeda in the gut. And he hits a DDT, which drives Tony Ikeda face first into the mat.]

JR-Tony Ikeda must have thought he had the drop on Dustin Miller there.

King-He certainly didn't get that knowledge from Wikipedia

Kris Gaffney-Actually he probably did…see *Kris shows his lab top that says "Tony Ikeda will attack you with a clothesline…counter it with a hurricanarana."

[Dustin Miller goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda, and the ref counts the 1………………..2……………..Randy Orton comes into the ring, and pulls Dustin Miller off of the cover. Dustin Miller angry gets up quickly, and turns Randy Orton around, and hits him with a few fists to the face. Randy Orton counters with a poke the eye. Dustin Miller stumbles backwards right into the waiting Tony Ikeda who counters with a falling front spinebuster. Tony Ikeda falls away from Dustin Miller both wrestlers are down on the mat, Tony Ikeda however is able to get up fairly quickly so it's not worth noting how much the standing 10 count reached. Tony Ikeda puts Dustin Miller in a front face lock, and Tony Ikeda hits a quick snap suplex. Tony Ikeda goes into the nearest second turnbuckle,a nd pulls himself up to the second turnbuckle, and leaps off, and comes crashing down on Dustin Miller. Dustin Miller being smart beyond….his ring time rolls under the ring ropes, and stays on the apron. Dustin Miller gets up with the help of the ropes. Tony Ikeda sling shots Dustin Miller over the top rope, and he comes crashing down on his back. Randy Orton asks for a tag, and Tony Ikeda gives him it. Tony Ikeda picks up Dustin Miller, and Tony Ikeda whips Dustin Miller to the ropes. Dustin Miller bounces off of the ropes. Randy Orton hits a scoop power slam that plants Dustin Miller. Randy Orton doesn't go into the cover, Randy Orton hits a few stomps all around the body of Dustin Miller, and finishes it up with a knee drop across the face of Dustin Miller. Randy Orton picks up the stunned Dustin Miller, Randy Orton whips him to the ropes, but Dustin Miller reverses the whip. He bounces off of the ropes, Dustin Miller goes for a clothesline, but Randy Orton counters with a 3.0 back breaker. Randy Orton looks like he's ready to end this match as he starts doing his fist pounding to the mat as Dustin Miller tries to get to his feet.]

JR-The Viper might be ready to strike.

King-Hopefully they have the counter to this on Wikipedia.

Kris Gaffney-Good point.

[Dustin Miller stumbles up to his feet, and Orton goes for the RKO, but Dustin Miller pushes off. Which makes him fall away from Orton. MxMxPunk makes a tag which Orton doesn't see. Orton turns around, and Dustin Miller dives for his legs, which leaves he open for the Cross Over by MxMxPunk!Dustin Miller dives at Tony Ikeda sending them both out of the ring, as MxMxPunk goes into the cover on Randy Orton, and the ref counts the 1……………………2………………..3!]

JR-With a distraction MxMxPunk, and Dustin Miller remain tag team champions.

King-That probably played out better than they ever would have thought….

("Generic Theme" plays as Miss Jackie makes her way out onto the ramp for her Women's Championship match.)

JR: There's no love lost between these 2 women...

King: Two of the best EMF has ever had.

Kris: But only one will be left standing after this...

("Obsession" plays as Mickie skips to the ring with her title belt.)

JR: Mickie James sure is.... different.

King: Best.... champion.... EVER. Just because she's a lesbian.

Kris: Which is what we all look for in a champion...

(The bell sounds and the competitors circle the ring. They lock up and Mickie begins to hammer away on Miss Jackie. She backs Jackie into the corner and hits some hard shots to her. She then kicks Jackie in the gut and nails a suplex. With Jackie downed, Mickie slides out of the ring, and grabs a steel chair from ringside. She slides back into the ring with it but Jackie is up and stomps down on her. Jackie begins stomping furiously on the downed Mickie and then lifts her to get feet and hits a snapmere, followed by a dropkick. Mickie climbs to her feet but Jackie runs and hits a bulldog, which sends Mickie flying down onto the steel chair. Mickie looks to be in pain and the referee goes to start a count but Jackie doesn't let him, instead going over and nailing some mounted punches on Mickie. Mickie tries to block but can't for a while, eventually getting her hand up to block the hard shots to the face. She throws Jackie off and stumbles back to her feet. She bends down to pick up the chair again but as she turns gets nailed by a spear from Jackie. Jackie looks down at her and the referee starts to count.)

JR: It's hard to keep Jackie down for 3 seconds... let alone 10.

King: Guess that's what the chair is for...

Kris: I think Mickie's kept Jackie down a lot longer than that in the past....

(The referee barely reaches a count of 2 before Mickie is standing again. Jackie charges and hits a clothesline. She then picks up the chair that Mickie has dropped. She waits for Mickie to stumble up and then tries to blast Mickie in the skull, but Mickie blocks it. Mickie kicks Jackie in the gut and then nails a hard DDT. Mickie now goes to work on Jackie with some hard shots, and seemingly targets the right arm. Sure enough... she then applied an arm bar to that arm. Jackie yells out in pain and Mickie tightens the hold. Jackie struggles to try and get to the ropes for leverage but Mickie has the hold locked in good. She then breaks the hold, and hits a few more shots to the arm. Pulling on the arm she helps Jackie to her feet, and then spins and nails the Mick-Kick! Jackie goes down hard and Mickie smirks.)

JR: Quite a turn around by the champion...

King: This won't do it.

Kris: Wouldn't be much of a Pay Per View match if it did....

(The referee begins to count but Jackie is already stirring. Mickie instead grabs the steel chair. As Jackie gets up off the canvas a little, Mickie swings, nailing Jackie right over the head. Mickie swings the chair some more, hitting Jackie over the head twice.... three times.... and then a fourth time with the chair. She dumps it on the ground, convinced she's done enough. The referee counts again.... Mickie slides out of the ring and picks up her championship, beford getting back in the ring to gloat. The referee reaches a count of 5 and Jackie starts to stir. Mickie holds the championship right in Jackie's face, mocking her, but suddenly Jackie leaps to her feet and unloads on Mickie again. She backs Mickie into the corner and then kicks her in the gut and sets her up for the F-Off. Mickie scrables and grabs hold of the ropes but Jackie is all fired up and overpowers the champion, nailing the F-Off and sending Mickie flying out of the ring where she hits the floor on the outside hard. Jackie clutches her head with one hand whilst reaching down for the championship with the other. She raises the championship above her head.)

JR: I think seeing the championship fired Jackie up...

King: She sees that title as her own.

Kris: And after that move... it might be.

(The referee begins counting with Mickie down on the outside. Mickie begins stirring at 3 but is very weak. She crawls towards the ring slowly reaching up to grab the apron and pull herself to her feet. The referee reaches a count of 5 but Mickie breaks it. Jackie looks stunned as Mickie reaches under the ring and pulls out.... a ladder. Jackie slides out of the ring and tries to nail Mickie with the title belt but Mickie blocks it using the ladder. As Jackie stumbles, Mickie pushes her hard into the ring post. She then grabs the ladder, and smashes Jackie hard with it, crushing her between ladder and ring post. She does it again and Jackie is clearly hurt real bad. Mickie throws her into the ring. Mickie slides into the ring after her and the referee is about to start counting but Mickie breaks the count by grabbing the lifeless Jackie. Mickie smirks to the crowd and licks her hand and the crowd roar. Mickie then bends down and places Jackie over her knee, before spanking her hard to the crowds delight. Jackie wakes up and tries to kick Mickie off, but this just angers Mickie, who then proceeds to pull down Jackie's pants revealing her pink thong. She spanks Jackie some more as Jackie battles to try break out.)

JR: This is just embaressing...

King: The memories of that Wrestlemania come flooding back....

Kris: Only it's hotter now because Mickie's a real lesbian!

(Mickie then gets an even bigger smile on her face, and begins toying with the top of Jackie's thong. She smirks to the crowd, as if suggesting she's going to pull it down. The crowd roar even louder, but suddenly Mickie throws Jackie across the ring. The reason becomes clear when Velvet Sky slides into the ring and begins taking shots at Mickie. Jackie gets to her feet while Velvet and Mickie brawl and then Jackie pulls her pants up and then goes outside the ring and grabs the ladder. Mickie meanwhile has overpowered Velvet somehow, and yanks Velvet's hair back, and seems to be about to go for the LongKiss Goodnight. However Jackie slides into the ring at the last minute and nails Mickie hard with the ladder. Mickie goes down, but Velvet, now furious with Mickie, picks her up and nails the Beauty Mark! Velvet slides out of the ring, but then pauses, and goes under the ring, before sliding Jackie a table. Jackie looks at it and smiles. She sets up both the table and the ladder in the ring.)

JR: Jackie and Velvet hell bent on destroying Mickie here....

King: This can't be good....

Kris: How will lesbianism prevail this time!

(Velvet Sky slides out of the ring and stands at ringside as Jackie places Mickie on the table. Jackie begins to climb the ladder with Mickie poised on the table. Suddenly she's pulled back to the mat by none other than Natasha Jones! Natasha gives Jackie some right hands, and having already taken a beating, Jackie is actually weak enough for Nat to get the better of her for a time. Velvet slides back into the ring and pulls Nat away from her. Nat struggles to try and break free but then Velvet pushes her to Jackie who instintively hoists her up and hits the F-Off! Jackie turns round but Mickie is now on her feet and grabs Jackie and hits the Mickie-DT. Jackie's head bounces off the steel chair, and she's out of it. Velvet lunges at Mickie but Mickie just Irish Whips her, and Velvet ends up tangled in the ring ropes. Mickie then positions Miss Jackie on the table and climbs the ladder herself. Mickie takes a fair while because she's still hurting. She gets high enough on the ladder, and then leaps off, nailing a leg drop on Miss Jackie from up high. Jackie crashes through the table but Mickie is also hurt from the impact. The referee shakes his head and begins his count, but it's obvious Mickie has a far better chance of answering it. As Mickie stirs, Velvet Sky smashes her in the head with the Championship belt. The referee counts 3 as Velvet slides from the ring and up the ramp.)

JR: The bitterness between Mickie and Velvet Sky may have just cost her the championship...

King: The Lesbian had is won though! SHE HAD IT WON!!

Kris: I don't understand why Nat tried to help her.... Didn't Mickie rape Nat?

(The referees count has reached 6 and neither woman has moved. Velvet turns round at the top of the ramp, looking concerned that Jackie still hasn't even stirred... 7..... Still both women are out cold... 8..... the match is heading for a draw... but all of a sudden someone else slides into the ring.... it's John Cena! Cena grabs Mickie as the ref counts 9.... and hoists her to her feet just as the referee counts 10!)

JR: God damn it... Mickie stole it!

King: She only had to steal it thanks to Velvet Sky...

Kris: This won't do things between Velvet and our President any good....

(Cena cradles his friend Mickie in his arms as her theme begins to play and she is announced as the winner and STILL the Women's Champion. Mickie is still out cold in Cena's arms and Velvet at the top of the ramp glares down at him. Suddenly the crowd boo loudly... Natasha Jones has taken the mic.)

Nat: Looks like my plan worked perfectly! No I wasn't here to help Mickie James to retain her title... I didn't care who walked out of here with the championship. No... instead... I just wanted to see these two beat the living hell out of eachother! Had I stayed away, then Miss Jackie would probably be the champion.... but more importantly... she'd be conscious. Now look at her. Look at both of them. Pathetic. This entire women's division is pathetic. The entire EMF is pathetic, but i'll get to that later. For now... I feel like doing something The Self Proclaimed Beautiful People have been quite frankly terrible at doing. Cleaning up the Women's division. And i'm starting with YOU, Velvet Sky. Putting your hands on me was a big mistake! See I could fire you.... I could put you in a bikini contest or a Bra and Panties match... I could do any thing to embaress you and make you go against what you believe in. And believe me... I will do some of those things later on. But for now... that would be too easy. So i'm going to make a match for next Shockwave. A Career Vs Career match! But Vel Vel... you will not be involved... because to involve you would risk losing you... and i'm only just beginning to have fun with you. No instead... i'm going to involve 2 people that you care about. The first being Madison Rayne. She's just one of your talentless bimbos you associate with, and would be no great loss to the company. The 2nd.... well... it would be too easy to make it Lacey Von Erich or Kelly Kelly.... and besides... I need to give you girls a fighting chance to stay around. So who should I pick.... who should I pick..... Marina? No..... that'd be too easy for you. Katie Lea? No... she doesn't show up often enough to cost us much money anyway. Amy Dumas? Oh I would.... only that slut is pregnant with the seed of my bastard of an ex-husband... and as much as I don't care if that little sprog were to die.... i'm not THAT evil. No... I think i'm going to pick..... MISS JACKIE. That should do it. One of them will stay... and the other will leave the EMF forever. Good luck.... you're going to need it!

(Nat drops the mic and heads up the ramp as trainers rush down to attend to Miss Jackie and Mickie James. Cena stays kneeling besides Mickie until she regains consciousness, and then begins to help her to the back. Miss Jackie however doesn't move still, and is loaded onto a stretcher and carried out a while later.)

("MVP" blasts on the PA system as MVP walks to the ring with Ted Dibiase walking to the ring, he poses in the isle way as he continues down to the Death Cell.)

JR-This is going to be something else for MVP.

King-This match is made most famous by Jarred Carthallion.

Kris Gaffney-Primetime probably has some funny stories about this match.

("The Nobodies" blasts on the PA system as Danni Vesneski walks to the DEATH CELL, and he enters into the ring.)

JR-Danni Vesneski specially requested this match.

Kris Gaffney-Well…there is a good reason, you have to endure tons of pain…and that's a Vesneski speciality.

[MVP and Danni Vesneski pace around the ring, MVP noticing the danger that lurks within the dangerous structure. Danni Vesneski lock up with MVP, and Danni Vesneski is able to duck under MVP, and is behind Danni Vesneski. Danni Vesneski pushes MVP to the electric. MVP stops dead in his tracks, and holds Danni Vesneski back from pushing him all the way to it. MVP hits a few elbows to the side of the head, and finally Danni Vesneski stumbles backwards. MVP hits a running clothesline as Danni Vesneski turns around. Danni Vesneski goes down to the mat, and he gets up, and once again gets knocked down with a running clothesline. Dazed Danni Vesneski gets up to his feet, wanting to get this match under he control, he wildy charges at MVP. MVP goes for a big boot to the face. But Danni Vesneski is able to stop, and he goes for a running clothesline of his own. But MVP is able to duck under it, he turns around, and charges back at MVP. MVP counters with an over head belly to belly suplex that sends Danni Vesneski gets up to his feet. Danni Vesneski notices that he's near the barbwire, he looks like he wants to avoid going into it. Danni Vesneski turns around, and he gets hit with the big boot that knocks Danni Vesneski backwards, and he falls right into the barbwire. Danni Vesneski looks to be in extreme pain as he rolls out of it. He rolls out of the barbwire, as the camera shows that he's bleeding a bit out of his back. He slowly gets up, and stumbles, but MVP counters with a running front face buster that puts down Danni Vesneski. MVP takes a few moments to measure up. Slowly Danni Vesneski gets up in pain, MVP kicks Danni Vesneski in the gut which doubles him over, and MVP sets up for the playmaker. But Danni Vesneski spins out of it, MVP quickly hits a body slam on Danni Vesneski. MVP backs up, and runs back, and signals the balling elbow. MVP goes into the cover, and the ref goes into the cover 1………………………………2………………………kick out by Danni Vesneski. MVP looks disappointed that didn't work.]

JR-MVP might want to try his new finisher.

King-Shelton would approve.

Kris Gaffney-Won't let that go…huh?

King-NO! [MVP measures up, and goes for the play of the day, but as he's going for it. Danni Vesneski counters with a kick to the balls. MVP falls to the mat rolling around in pain, and soon after Danni Vesneski is seen holding a trash can lid that he throws down on the mat near MVP. Danni Vesneski circles around as MVP gets up to his feet, and Danni Vesneski hits a running bulldog that drives MVP into the trash can lid. MVP and Danni Vesneski are down to the mat, both wrestlers trying to recover in enough time to gain the advantage. Finally both wrestlers are up to their feet, and MVP is the one who gets up to his feet first, and Vesneski is on his knee's (points down to the ground, and does a few push up's). But as MVP nears, Danni Vesneski takes down MVP with a double leg take down, and then Danni Vesneski aims MVP towards the turnbuckle. MVP goes flying into the turnbuckle. MVP hits his head on the top turnbuckle. MVP turns around, and now is in the corner. Danni Vesneski charges at MVP, and hits a big splash in the corner. Danni Vesneski backs out of the corner. MVP stumbles out of the corner, and Danni Vesneski kicks MVP in the gut. Danni Vesneski puts MVP in a vertical suplex position, he lifts up MVP, and drops him in a brain buster. Danni Vesneski pushes MVP on his back, and goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………………..2………………………kick out by MVP. Danni Vesneski gets up to his feet, not arguing with the ref. He grabs a chair from the DEATH CELL cage. The Danni Vesneski sets the chair up in about the middle of the ring, and he goes over to MVP who is trying to get to his feet, only to help him up, and hits a quick back breaker on MVP. Danni Vesneski hits a few stomps on the downed MVP. Danni Vesneski picks up MVP sets him up, and hits a front Russian leg sweep right into the chair. Danni Vesneski looks at the downed MVP, Danni Venseski looks down at MVP trying to get to his feet.]

JR-Danni is probably enjoying every second of this.

King-What do you expect, this guy is sick!

[MVP gets up, and starts throwing a few fists to the face of Danni. Some in which land, Danni ducks under, and Danni Vesneski catches it, and hits a short arm clothesline. MVP gets up to his feet, and Danni Vesneski kicks MVP in the gut, and sets him up, and hits a vertical suplex. MVP slowly gets up to his feet, MVP gets picked up over Danni' shoulder, and he goes for a shoulder piledriver. But MVP slides out from Danni Vesneski. Danni Vesneski stumbles forward, and he quickly grabs a baseball bat. He turns around, and hits a baseball bat shot to the gut that doubles over MVP, and brings him down to his knee's. Danni Vesneski takes a table, and sets it half way. He goes over to where MVP is, and he hip tosses him through the table. Danni Vesneski goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………2…………kick out by MVP. Danni Vesneski doesn't seem to mind, as he's now having a lot of fun. He grabs the baseball bat, and sets it on fire. MVP comes to, and looks panicked as Danni Vesneski is slowly closing in with the bat. He tries to swing it, but to save himself, MVP hits a low blow. This makes Danni Vesneski drop it, MVP jumps up and hits the play of the day on the bat! MVP goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………….2…………………..3!]

JR-MVP did whatever it took to save his skin, and got out of here with the Extreme title.

King-In any other match that would be cheating.

JR-Yeah..but both of these competitors knew what they were getting into when they entered into this match.

(OOC-If Danni finished his RP, I'm going to say he'd probably would have given MVP a run for his money. As it is though, it was felt that MVP was the better written of the two, so that's why we went this way. Sorry it took us so long, mostly work got in my way.)

("Dirty Window" blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring with the world championship in hand.)

JR-Dan Godwin needs to be worried about this first fall, because he doesn't even have to be pinned to lose the world championship.

King-Although, on the second fall, he can win the IC title.

Kris Gaffney-Always good to have a fall back plan I suppose.

("Slither" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-He might be focusing on the world title, but as he mentioned it will take some luck to be in the right place, and right time along with the skill to make it happen.

King-Luckily there are basically two winners in this match.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah, that's always the benefit…if I was in the match, you'd know who would be the third guy.

("Game On" blasts on the PA system as Tony Ikeda walks to the ring with the IC title, he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This PPV could very well go from bad to worse for Tony Ikeda.

King-Yeah…he probably thought he was going to walk into this PPV, and win two belts, and he might walk out with no belts.

Kris Gaffney-That will suck if that's what happens.

[Firestorm, Dan Godwin, and Tony Ikeda start out on opposite sides of the ring as they all look for an opening on each other. They all pace around the ring, and Tony Ikeda charges at Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin is able to side step Tony Ikeda, and Tony Ikeda gets thrown out of the ring. Tony Ikeda lands on his feet, through, and he is able to grabs Dan Godwin to the outside, and Dan Godwin falls to the mat, and Tony Ikeda hits a knee lift to the gut, and Dan Godwin is stunned. Tony Ikeda throws Dan Godwin into the ring steps. Dan Godwin is in pain, and Dan Godwin gets pulled up to his feet by Tony Ikeda, and set up, and dropped on to the guard rail. Dan Godwin stumbles around. Dan Godwin gets whipped into the ring barricade. Dan Godwin stumbles out of the barricade, Tony Ikeda puts Dan Godwin in a full nelson, and knowing that he's not really beaten down enough to hit his finisher. So he hits a full nelson slam that splats Dan Godwin on the mat. Tony Ikeda gets up, and turns around, and gets hit with a flying cross body block by Firestorm. Firestorm throws Dan Godwin into the ring, and Firestorm climbs up to the top rope, and leaps off of the top rope, and goes for a frog splash. But Dan Godwin moves out of the way just in time. Tony Ikeda who has mostly recovered from move by Firestorm throws out Firestorm, and walks right into an inverted atomic drop by Dan Godwin. Dan Godwin hits a hard fist to the face of Tony Ikeda that knocks him down to the mat. Dan Godwin pulls up Tony Ikeda as he wants him to get up quickly. Dan Godwin tries to whip Tony Ikeda to the ropes, but it's reversed by Tony Ikeda. Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes, and Tony Ikeda goes for a clothesline. But Dan Godwin ducks under, and sets up Tony Ikeda by the corner, and hits a Russian leg sweep. Dan Godwin goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope, and leaps off of the top rope, and connects with a big splash on the downed Tony Ikeda. Dan Godwin goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref counts the 1………………………………..2………………………………………Firestorm comes into the ring flying into the picture with a double axe handle. He rolls away from Dan Godwin as he really had to dive from far away to make sure that he broke up the cover in time.]

JR-Firestorm might have saved the match there.

King-He probably didn't see himself helping out Tony Ikeda.

Kris Gaffney-Although, then again…he did want to see if there was anything there for the Organization…so who knows…maybe he could have.

[Firestorm gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin quickly hits a diving clothesline that knocks him down. Dan Godwin goes back over to Tony Ikeda as he feels that he might be able to get some more moves on him. But Tony Ikeda has rolled out of the ring. Angry, Dan Godwin charges at Firestorm. Firestorm counters with a spinning spine buster on Dan Godwin. Firestorm hits a few stomps on the downed Dan Godwin. The ref makes Firestorm back up, even though Firestorm really doesn’t have to, he does what he is told, and Dan Godwin climbs into the corner in the sitting position.Firestorm charges at Dan Godwin, and hits a running knee in the corner. Firestorm resists the urge to give a thumbs up to that move. Even if he was going to Firestorm notices that Tony Ikeda has climbed up to the apron, so to make sure that it stays a one on one match. Firestorm charges at Tony Ikeda, and hits a baseball slide to the feet of Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda falls off of the apron, and hits his face on the apron as he goes down to the mat. Firestorm gets up to his feet. Dan Godwin is up to his feet, and holding his face. Clearly he is still very much dazed from the various moves that he has taken thus far. Firestorm sets up Dan Godwin, and drives him into the mat with an inverted Russian leg sweep. Knowing that he might not have this chance again, he climbs up to the second turnbuckle, and measures up hits a second turnbuckle elbow drop on Dan Godwin. Firestorm goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………….2………………………..kick out by Dan Godwin. Firestorm gets up, and calls for the Firestarter.]

JR-Firestorm might be closing in on his first world championship.

King-Shut up…that never works well for the person you say that for.

Kris Gaffney-Like the Suns and Gates….

[Firestorm pulls up Dan Godwin, and he goes for the Firestarter, and Dan Godwin pushes Firestorm towards the ropes. Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes, and Dan Godwin hits a spine buster on Firestorm. Before he can capitalize on it, Tony Ikeda comes into the picture, and hits a diving clothesline on Dan Godwin, Tony Ikeda throws Dan Godwin out of the ring. Turns around right into the Firestarter by Firestorm! Firestorm goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1…………………….2………………..Dan Godwin who wasn't quite out of the ring as expected crashes from the top rope with an elbow drop. Firestorm gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin hits an eXecution that sends Firestorm out of the ring, and Godwin goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda, and gets the 1…………………2………………………3!]

JR-Well we know that Dan Godwin will retain his world title.

King-Now he just needs to finish it off to be a double champion.

[Dan Godwin puts on the X-Face on Tony Ikeda, Tony Ikeda screams in pain, and fights. But after a while Tony Ikeda is thinking about tapping. He puts his hand up to tap, but before it goes down, Firestorm dives in the ring, and stops it. Dan Godwin lets go of the hold. Gets up, and goes for the eXecution again, but Firestorm ducks under it, and hits the Firestarter. Firestorm looks around as while Dan Godwin is down, Tony Ikeda is getting up in pain by the ropes. Firestorm doesn't know what to do next. So he hits a drop kick that sends Tony Ikeda out o fthe ring, and Firestorm goes into the cover on Dan Godwin, and the ref counts the 1…………………….2………………….3!]

JR-Firestorm wins back the IC title.

King-Not quite what he wanted, but he got an added bonus there, he pinned the world champion to do it.

Kris Gaffney-There will be questions circling about this one.

(Dark Horizon goes off the air with Firestorm staring down the downed Dan Godwin as we fade away.)

(OOC-We looked over this decision quite a lot, I made sure I was sure of everything. While yeah I do admit there might be weaknesses of the Godwin RP, the text strength overall is still up there with what he faced. So think that's what gives him the world championship, but Firestorm's RP was definitely a strong one against him (liked his text), so that's why we gave him the pin over Godwin for the IC title. (which is one of the reasons it was later than I expected, that and my work, sorry. Should have been up days ago.)