(We open up with copyright information. We open up to a highlight video of Tony Ikeda winning the World Championship and clips of his various battles with the Wretched Nobody lurking. We hear the voice of the late great Jarred Carthallion yelling DEATH CELL!!!! We get clips on past death cell and we fade into an introduction screen that welcomes us to Cold Day in Hell 2021. We open up into the darken arena. Pyrotechnics blasts down on the stage. The lights turn on as the camera gets a few shots of the crowd who is waving the signs and yelling. After a few shots the camera zooms out to display the location information before getting one more shot of the crowd as the commentators talk over it.)

JR-Tonight the EMF comes to you live from Phoenix, Arizona. Welcome to the 2021 edition of Cold Day in Hell. Hello and welcome I’m good ol’ JR, Jim Ross. I’m joined by Jerry “the King” Lawler and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-Tonight the Wretched Nobody steps inside of the Death cell to face Tony Ikeda for the World Heavyweight Championship.

Kris Gaffney-All we need is Primetime to show up to challenge him to a DEATH CELLLLLLLLL!!!!

King-I’m sure it’s played over in his head, wherever he is.

JR-Let’s get started with the opening match of the night.

(From the back shirtless, jean shorts, work boots, and an American Flag cape on walks Mr. President “Jim Vice!” He stands at the top of the stage with a cold Mericaweiser in his hand. He cracks it open and quickly downs the cold brew and tosses the empty can into the stands. He beats his chest and then from the back slowly, methodically walks GOAT. GOAT hands Jim another Mericaweiser and he quickly downs it before tossing it to the stands again. The two smash their forearms. Jim begins his aggressive walk down the ramp as the crowd begins to erupt in “MERICA, FUCK YEA!” chants. Slower, more methodically walks GOAT, motionless on his face.)

Beautiful female announcer: “Ladies and Gentelmen. It is my pleasure to introduce to you. They are at a combined weight of 487 pounds of raw American greatness! One standing 6’2”, the other 6’1”. GOAT! Mr. President, Dr. JIM VICE! Welcome to the ring, TEAM AMERICA!”

(The crowd continues to chant as Mr. President aggressively climbs into the ring and waltzes straight into each corner as he throws his hands into the air. As he does that, GOAT slides into the ring and stands in their corner as he awaits the match to begin, motionless, emotionless. Mr. President takes off his cape, smashes forearms with GOAT and paces from side to side beating his own chest, yelling “HELL YEA!” as he waits for his match to begin.)

JR-The team of Jim Vice and GOAT have a fight on their hands.

King-Let’s not forget that Jim Vice also has a fight later.

Kris Gaffney-Seems like the only one with one time only appearance is GOAT.

(The arena lights flicker and suddenly everything falls under a deep blanket of darkness when “Funeral March” by The fourth Floor blasts. There is a single spotlight beaming to life in the middle of the ring, revealing an old, battered, Victorian music box. The ratchet lever on the music box begins to spin and we all hear the gentle sounds of a music box eerily creep throughout the cold arena air that grows more ominous with every dainty pluck of pins and teeth, leaving us in the pitch of blackness, gripped by the callous, talon-clawed hands of fear as Lux Aeterna Tenebrosi Stellata plays.)

Ring Announcer: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves!

(We see the silhouette of a small woman. She makes her way down the aisle as smoke crawls across the canvas surrounding everyone in the ring, at ringside and into the audience.)

Ring Announcer: Making her way down the aisle the lovely and loathsome Morose Rose - Miss Macabre, herself, Grace Brutal!

(She stops halfway down the aisle slyly looking back as a tiny spark flicks behind her. The spark quickly and suddenly turns into a small flame stood upon the wick of a candle which illuminates the contours and crevices of The Wretched Nobody's haggard mask. Suddenly a ring of flames ignite on the side of the ring and as a platform raises Azar Vulcan stands in the center. The flames flashing on his Television Championship.)

Ring Announcer: Making their way to the ring at a combined weight if 635 pounds. The challengers, The Mastermind and The Monster! AZAR VULCAN AND THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

JR-The champions are not going to be easy to beat.

King-Maybe having GOAT not on any other match might help.

Kris Gaffney-He is the Greatest of all time after all.

[The Wretched Nobody and Jim Vice pace around the ring. They lock up, The Wretched Nobody throws Jim Vice back hard into the corner. Jim Vice bounces off of the corner. The WRethced Nobody goes for a fist to the face, but The Jim Vice ducks under the fist, and he runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. The Wretched Nobody tries to end this match quickly, and he goes for the trephination, but Jim Vice is able to duck under, and Jim Vice goes for a belly to back suplex, but The Wretched Nobody counters with a elbow to the side of the head, which breaks up the move, and he connects with a head butt that puts down Jim Vice. Jim Vice goes down on the mat, and the Wretched Nobody brings him towards his corner and makes the tag to Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan gets into the ring, and the Wretched Nobody holds him in a side Russian leg sweep. Azar Vulcan runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes,a nd he connects with a running knee to the face that sends Jim Vice into a side Russian leg sweep. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Jim Vice. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Jim Vice. Azar Vulcan waits for Jim Vice to get up to his feet. Azar Vulcan hits a kick to the gut which doubles him over. Jim Vice runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a running knee to the face.]

JR-Azar Vulcan might be attempting to gain an advantage to his later match.

King-Good way to do it.

Kris Gaffney-Unless it doesn’t work, to which it was always a bad idea.

[Azar Vulcan hits a kick to the gut, and he sets him up, and he lifts him up for a vertical suplex, but Jim Vice is able to struggle out of the back. Azar Vulcan attempts to go for the money maker. But it’s ducked under by Jim Vice, and Jim Vice hooks Azar Vulcan and he connects with a t-bone suplex. This sends him flying. Jim Vice makes the tag to GOAT. GOAT steps inside of the ring, and he connects with a running clothesline that knocks him down on the mat, and he gets up to his feet. He hits a round house kick to the side of the face that makes Azar Vulcan stumble backwards, and he falls out of the ring, and Azar Vulcan hits the mat, and after a few moments he gets up to his feet. Azar Vulcan tries to get back into the ring, and GOAT connects with a bicycle kick to the face, GOAT runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he jumps through the ropes, and he connects with a suicide dive. As He goes through the ropes Jim Vice makes the tag on GOAT. Jim Vice goes to the outside of the ring, and he grabs Azar Vulcan and he throws him into the ring. Jim Vice goes up on the apron. Jim Vice climbs up to the top rope, and he measures up on Azar Vulcan, and he jumps off, and he connects with a frog splash. Jim Vice goes into the cover on Azar. The ref counts 1…………2……KICK OUT by Azar Vulcan!!]

JR-Jim Vice almost got the pin there.

King-Maybe it’s only a matter of time..

Kris Gaffney-Really?

King-Not, Azar’s better!

[Jim Vice makes the tag to GOAT. Jim Vice see's The Wretched Nobody coming off of the apron. Jim Vice runs towards The Wretched Nobody, and he tries to knock Wretch off of the apron with a forearm. The Wretched Nobody blocks it by grabbing Vice around the throat, and he lifts him up over the ropes, and chokes slams him from the apron to the mat around ring side. GOAT doesn’t seem to like that, and he runs at Wretch and he connects with a round house kick on Wretched Nobody. Wretch falls off of the apron. Azar Vulcan comes up from behind GOAT, and he rolls up GOAT. As the ref isn’t looking he puts his foot on the rope. The ref counts 1…………….2…………….3!!]

JR-Azar Vulcan foot was on the rope!!

King-Lies JR! LIES!!

The sound of a revolver being loaded stuns the crowd. Instantly the lights drop, plunging the arena into total darkness. Suddenly “Get the strap” by 6ix9ine & 50 Cent blares out over the speakers and the reaction is mixed. The first 12-13 seconds play with no sign of Wade until “Grr grr Go get the strap” bellows out. Wade strolls out calmly to the ring announcement. Not bothered by the cheers and jeers from the crowd, Wade pays little attention as he narrows in on the ring before sliding under the bottom rope. Removing his jacket and tee in the centre of the ring he stands ready for his opponent.

JR-Wade Flow is looking to bounce back after missing out on the Extreme Championship.

King-Think that bothers him more than the 24/7 one?

Kris Gaffney-I’m certain he’d go after it if Kimberly Walker didn’t make such an awesome move like the Flow Stopper!!

On the tron it shows an open field with a sign that just says "SV" and "I'm Back" plays on the speakers. The scene on the tron changes and it shows Killer Tschida's face complete with sunglasses. The words "EFEDERATION LEGEND, KILLER TSCHIDA!" show up on the tron. Killer Tschida then shows up in the aisle and he points his fist to the ring then he throws his fist up and back as pyro goes off.

JR-This is also a second chance for Killer Tschida.

King-He’s a legend for a reason JR

"The Tribal Chief" Roman Reigns. Roman steps out onto the stage, standing still while looking down at the ring with Hoshi at his side. He slowly raises his right arm with his index finger extended, symbolizing The Chiefs. He begins methodically marching towards the ring at his own pace, while the fans give him a mixed reaction. Roman Reigns steps into the ring and goes to the center, making the pose of The Chiefs once more with pyro going off. Roman slowly makes his way over to his corner to start the match.

JR-Roman Reigns made his debut match last week with a victory.

King-Think that will be enough to acknowledge him?

Kris Gaffney-Are we required to make Roman look strong?

King-Maybe…

[Wade Flow and Roman Reigns throw fists to the face, neither backing down. Killer Tschida is able to sneak up on Wade Flow with low blow. Wade Flow turns around, and Killer Tschida connects with a super kick that knows Wade Flow out of the ring. Roman Reigns is ready for Killer Tschida, and he goes for the superman punch, but it is ducked under by Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida runs to the ropes, and Roman Reigns connects with a spinning spine buster that puts down Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida rolls out of the ring, and he stays on the apron. Roman Reigns connects with a flying boot to the side of the head of Killer Tschida that puts him down on the mat. Roman Reigns slides into the ring, and he gets ready for the spear.]

JR-Killer Tschida might regret taking down Wade Flow there.

King-You do whatever you can to win though.

Kris Gaffney-Just this might not be the winning strategy.

King-You’d know…

[Wade Flow from the outside of the ring, trips up Roman Reigns, and he throws him hard into the ring as Killer Tschida is trying to get up to his feet. Wade Flow doesn’t seem too happy as he considering all of the things that he’s about to do for revenge of the earlier low blow. Killer Tschida turns around right into a code breaker. Killer Tschida falls backwards. Wade Flow waits for Killer Tschida to get up to his feet, and he kicks him in the gut, and he sets him into a vertical suplex position, and he lifts him up, and he connects with a brainbuster. Wade Flow goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2….KICK OUT by Killer Tschida!!]

JR-Wade Flow attempted to end the match, but Killer Tschida had more in the tank than he expected.

King-Maybe not JR…you got to go for the pin no matter what…you never know if it’ll be enough.

[Wade Flow whips Killer Tschida, and Wade Flow tries to throw Killer up for the broken flow, but it’s countered with a knee to the gut that breaks it up. Killer Tschida lifts up Wade Flow, and he drops him with an impaler DDT. On the apron Roman Reigns has gotten up on the apron. Killer Tschida see’s this, and he quickly connects with a killer kick to the jaw that makes Roman Reigns fall off of the apron. Killer Tschida turns around and see’s that Wade Flow has recovered, and he is running at him. Killer Tschida counters with a hot shot on Wade Flow that sends him flying. Wade Flow crashes into the top rope, he staggers around. Killer Tschida goes for an arm bar trying to lock in the Tschida lock.]

JR-Wade Flow might be in trouble here.

King-If this fails I’m blaming it on JR.

Kris Gaffney-As you should.

[Wade Flow is able to block it, he stands up, and he drops Killer Tschida into a standing spike spine buster. Wade Flow falls on the ropes. Roman Reigns runs at Wade Flow. Wade Flow counters with a back body drop. Wade Flow goes to the corner, and he measures up on Killer Tschida. Killer gets up and he turns around, and Wade Flow connects with the Flow stopper on Killer Tschida. Killer Tschida seems out of it. Wade Flow goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref goes into position. The ref counts 1…………….2………….. ROMAN REIGNS FLYS INTO THE SCREEN AND BREAKS UP THE COUNT WITH A DOUBLE AXE HANDLE. Wade Flow gets up, and throws a fist. Reigns ducks under. He connects with a super man punch that drives Wade out of the ring. Roman Reigns goes into the cover on Killer Tschida. The ref counts 1…………….2………….3!!]

JR-Wade Flow bought himself time, but was one second short of what he needed. Roman Reigns took advantage of that fact.

King-You should acknowledge that time acknowledges Roman…why won’t you?

(“The duck song” blasts on the PA system. Kenny OMegrape and Shinseke Nakamango walks out on the stage, they step inside of the ring giving fruit knowledge along the way, they wait for their opponents.)

JR-This team has more experience together.

King-At least within the EMF anyways.

Kris Gaffney-That doesn’t mean the Fortunes can’t be successful.

The lights drop and the arena is plunged into total darkness for a few seconds. A single spot light beams down onto ramp. An old gentleman with a mic, dressed as a butler steps out into the light. He is quickly accompanied by two younger men in the same uniform each carrying an end of a rolled red carpet...

Butler: Ladies and Gentlemen, it's is with the greatest of pleasures, I introduce for your viewing pleasure. Lloyd & Mason Fortune.

"Ride of the Valkyries" begins to play loudly over the booing crowd. The two younger butlers unroll the red carpet down the ramp towards the ring. They then exit the stage along with the older servant. After a few more seconds, allowing their theme to kick in Lloyd and Mason Fortune elegantly emerge from behind the curtain. They're wearing matching trunks, pads, face and cheekbone protective masks, all black. Unfazed by the loud booing, the brothers gracefully walk down the red carpet heading for the ring. Lloyd climbs the stairs first and sit on the middle rope, allowing Mason to step through. Once in the ring, Mason sits on the middle rope, returning the courtesy for his brother Lloyd to enter. Both men huddle close in the middle of the ring and and say their final words of encouragement to each other before the contest.

JR-The Fortune’s have had a match before, they showed talent despite the fact they did not come out on top.

King-Now they got another chance at it.

JR-What brings you out here Miss Meadows?

Miss Meadows-I was in the back and I was listening to JR talk about the past…well I’m here to see the future. The tag team division is getting younger and younger, this team is only one example.

[Shinseke Nakamango and Lloyd Fortune throw fists to the face, Lloyd Fortune ducks under one of the fists, and he hooks him into a head lock. Shinseke Nakamango looks for a way out of the hold, and he pushes him into the ropes. Shinseke Nakamango whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. LLoyd Fortune connects with a shoulder block on Shinseke Nakamango. Shinseke Nakamango gets up, and he throws a wild fist to the face, and he ducks under it. Lloyd Fortune kicks him in the gut, and he sets him up, and he connects with a german suplex with a bridge on Shinseke Nakamango. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Shinseke Nakamango. Lloyd Fortune considers his next move as he connects with a few stomps on the downed Shinseke Nakamango. It seems like he has an idea. Lloyd Fortune make the tag to Mason Fortune, Mason Fortune steps inside of the ring. Lloyd Fortune whips Shinseke Nakamango to the ropes, and Mason Fortune hits a kick to the gut that doubles over Shinseke Nakamango. Mason Fortune runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he connects with a running knee to the face that puts down Shinseke Nakamango Shinseke gets up in the corner. Mason Fortune runs, and he connects with a clothesline in the corner. He motions for Shinseke Nakamango to stumble towards him, which he does, and he hooks him, and he connects with a back breaker. Mason Fortune goes into the cover on Shinseke Nakamango. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…KICK OUT by Shinseke Nakamango.]

JR-Kick out by Shinseke Nakamango.

Kris Gaffney-What do you think about this King?

King-The Melon Gods enjoy a competitive match!

Miss Meadows- Maybe it won’t matter what they want.

[Mason Fortune picks up Shinseke and he lifts him on his shoulders, but Shinseke is able to struggle out of the back and Mason Fortune turns around SHisnseke Nakamango connects with a kick to the side of the head. Shinseke Nakamango dives and he makes the tag to Kenny Omegrape. Kenny Omegrape comes into the ring. Kenny Omegrape hits a running clothesline on Mason Fortune, Mason Fortune gets up, Mason Fortune throws a fist, but Kenny OMegrape blocks it and answers back with a few fists to the face that knocks him backwards. Kenny OMegrape whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Kenny Omegrape drops him with a power slam. Kenny Omegrape goes into the cover on Mason Fortune. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2…KICK OUT by Mason Fortune. Mason Fortune rolls into the corner, and he’s in a seated position. Kenny Omegrape hits a running knee to the face that stuns Mason Fortune. Kenny Omegrape pulls him up, and he whips him to the ropes, and he connects with a one man flap jack that puts down Mason Fortune. Kenny Omegrape runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and he hits a quick drop kick to the face that puts down Mason Fortune down on the mat.]

JR-Kenny Omegrape puts down Mason Fortune.

King-Maybe they shouldn’t have gone against god?

Miss Meadows-We’ll see about that King.

[Kenny Omegrape makes the tag to Shinseke, and Shinseke goes for a kick to the head. Mason ducks under, and he pushes Shinseke forward. Shinseke almost goes into the ref, the ref dives out of the way. Lloyd Fortune slides into the ring, and he kicks him in the gut. He hooks him drops him with the Self Made Fortune. Llyod goes off to attack Kenny Omegrape. Mason goes into the cover on Shinseke, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……..3!!]

Miss Meadows-Told you King

JR-That was Mason’s move to win this match.

Nikki Bella-Meh…if Brie wasn’t such a lethal weapon we’d show them what twin magic is all about.

King-Yeah…that’s the reason that doesn’t work now…

(From the back shirtless, jean shorts, work boots, and an American Flag cape on walks Mr. President “Jim Vice!” He stands at the top of the stage with a cold Mericaweiser in his hand. He cracks it open and quickly downs the cold brew and tosses the empty can into the stands and begins his aggressive walk down the ramp as the crowd begins to erupt in “MERICA, FUCK YEA!” chants.)

JR-I’m not sure who has the advantage in this match.

King-Both had to take a lot of damage, who knows who this is going to favor.

Kris Gaffney-Somehow I think you are going to change your tune here soon.

(“I’m better than you and you know it” Is said over the loudspeakers right before Lamb Of God- “Overlord” hits. The crowd erupts in boos as the lighting begins to flash green and gold. The ramp fills with images of money as Azar Vulcan steps out from the back with a smug grin on his face and his Television Championship on one shoulder as his Tag Team Championship is strapped around his waist.. He stops atop of the ramp laughing at the fans.)

Announcer: Ladies and gentleman, making his way to the ring, weighing in at 215 pounds and standing 5’11”. He is one half of the Extreme Measures Federation Tag Team Champions and he is also the EMF Television Champion, The Best In The World, Azar “Mastermind” Vulcan!

(He puts a left fist into the air and makes his way down the ramp. He pretends as if he’s going to fist bump the fans, but gives them the middle finger instead and laughs. He stops at the ring, jumps up onto the outside ring apron, grabs the top rope and leaps right up over the top rope, spins in the ring with his arms out and stops in the center of the ring. He holds his hands out cockily taking in all of the fans' boos, slams his hands down to his crotch in an X formation and then puts two middle fingers up before walking into his corner and relaxing against the ring post with a smug grin as he awaits his match to begin.)

King-Although Azar is better than everyone and we know it.

Kris Gaffney-There it is!

[Azar Vulcan and Jim Vice stand in the middle of the ring. They stare down each other. The bell rings and they throw fists to the face neither is gaining an advantage until Jim Vice is able to hit one that rocks Azar Vulcan and Jim Vice is able to string together a few fists to the face, and then Azar Vulcan rake the eyes of Jim Vice. Azar Vulcan backs to the ropes as Jim Vice staggers around, and Azar Vulcan connects with a hard diving clothesline that puts down Azar Vulcan. Jim Vice tries to get up t his feet. Azar Vulcan runs towards Jim Vice, and he connects with a running knee to the face of Jim Vice, and he falls backwards into the ropes. Azar Vulcan waits for Jim Vice to stagger towards him. Azar Vulcan connects with a kick to the gut that drives the air out of Jim Vice. Azar Vulcan hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a brainbuster that puts down Jim Vice. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Jim Vice. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1……………..2……KICK OUT by Jim Vice. Azar Vulcan grabs Jim Vice, Azar Vulcan hits a few forearm shots to the face that knocks back Jim Vice. Jim Vice backs up into the ropes. Azar Vulcan runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Azar Vulcan jumps in the air, and he connects with a flying knee to the face that knocks down Jim Vice.]

JR-Things were going the way of the challenger until Azar Vulcan used a cheap move.

King-He’s still better than you JR.

Kris Gaffney-JR knows it.

[Azar Vulcan waits for Jim Vice to stagger towards him. Azar Vulacn lifts him up, and he connects with a body slam. Azar Vulcan runs towards the ropes, and he jumps on the ropes, and he goes for a spring board moonsault. But at the last moment Jim Vice gets his knee’s up. This drives the air out of Azar Vulcan. Azar Vulcan is hurting as he slowly gets up. Jim Vice connects with a super kick that puts down Azar Vulcan. Jim Vice takes a few moments to rest up on the ropes. Azar Vulcan gets up, and he falls back into the corner. Jim Vice runs towards the corner Azar Vulcan is in, and he connects with a clothesline in the corner. Azar Vulcan staggers out of the corner. Jim Vice kicks him in the gut, Jim Vice sets up Azar Vulcan into a power bomb position. Jim Vice lifts him up, and drops Azar Vulcan into a buckle bomb. Azar Vulcan falls into a seated position. Jim Vice backs up taking his time to take this time to rest up as well as planning his next move. Jim Vice runs towards Azar Vulcan, and he connects with a cannon ball into the corner on Azar Vulcan crushing Azar Vulcan into the corner. Jim Vice drags Azar Vulcan out of the corner away from the ropes. Jim Vice goes into the cover hooking the leg. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………………2………………..KICK OUT by Azar Vulcan. Jim Vice takes a few moments to rest up a bit more before continuing his attack. Seemly planning out what he’s about to do next.]

JR-Jim Vice is considering what his next move.

King- I’m up for a piledriver.

Kris Gaffney-Let’s not…

[Jim Vice waits for Azar Vulcan as Azar gets up to his feet. Azar Vulcan gets, and he goes for a kick to the gut which connects, and he goes for the For USA. Azar Vulcan pushes Jim Vice off, Jim Vice staggers a few steps, he turns around. Azar Vulcan connects with the Money Maker. Jim Vice goes down. Azar Vulcan goes into the cover on Jim Vice. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………….2………….3!!]

JR-Azar Vulcan had one more counter than Jim Vice.

King-Should have done the piledriver….just saying.

(“Radio” blasts on the PA system. Zack Ryder walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This is a preview match.

King-Always an opportunity for Zack Ryder to get more ring walking footage.

Kris Gaffney-That’s always important.

Ricky comes onto the ramp with a huge grin, accompanied by Miss Meadows and a pair of nameless showgirls. On occasion, he will toss commemorative casino chips into the crowd. Once arriving at the ring, Miss Meadows will instruct the showgirls to wait backstage.

JR-Ricky Vegas and Ryder have fought a time or two.

King-Well, soon they are not going to have to just worry about him.

[Zack Ryder and Ricky Vegas pace around the ring. They lock up, and Zack Ryder is able to put an arm bar on Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas backs him up, and he whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Ricky Vegas goes for the full house, but Zack Ryder is able to duck under. Zack Ryder hooks Ricky Vegas, and he lifts him up, and he drops him with a belly to back suplex that puts down Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas is slow to get up to his feet. Zack Ryder pushes Ricky Vegas into the corner, and Ricky Vegas gets hit with a knife edge chop to the chest that echo’s through out the arena. Zack Ryder hits another one, Ricky Vegas gets whipped to the opposite side of the ring’s corner. Zack Ryder follows him into the corner, and he connects with a clothesline in the corner. Zack Ryder backs up, he kicks Ricky Vegas in the gut, and he doubles over. Zack Ryder runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, he grabs the head of Ricky Vegas, and he drops him with a one handed face crusher that sends him flying down on the mat face first. Zack Ryder pushes Ricky Vegas on his back, the ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……..KICK OUT by Ricky Vegas. Zack Ryder puts Ricky Vegas into a seated position, and he hooks him into a seated position, and he puts on a chin lock. The ref makes sure that it’s not a choke. Ricky Vegas looks for a way out of the hold, and he fights up to his feet as Zack Ryder holds on the pressure.]

JR-Ricky Vegas was able to kick out of face crusher, but Ryder didn’t let up.

King-That’s a good strategy.

Kris Gaffney-Even though many people might not truly grasp his choice of move.

King-Yeah…most would think he’s resting here…how stupid is that?

[Ricky Vegas connects with a few elbows to the gut, and Zack Ryder gets whipped off of the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and Ricky Vegas an arm drag release that sends him flying across the ring, and he gets up to his feet, and Ricky Vegas hits a running clothesline that knocks down Zack Ryder. Zack Ryder gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas hits a few fists to the face that knocks back Zack Ryder, and he whips him to the ropes. Zack Ryder gets whipped to the ropes, and Zack Ryder lowers his head, and he connects with a big back body drop that sends him flying through the air. Zack Ryder hits hard into the mat. Zack Ryder is slow to get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder staggers around. Ricky Vegas picks up Zack Ryder, and he drops him with a body slam. Zack Ryder bounces up, and he walks right into another pick up, and he hits a body slam on Zack Ryder. Ricky Vegas grabs Zack Ryder by the hair, and he lifts him up, and he drops him for the final body slam to complete the three of a kind. Ricky Vegas goes to corner, and he waits for Zack Ryder to get up to his feet. Once he gets up to his feet. Ricky Vegas runs at Zack Ryder, and he connects with a full house to the face of Ricky Vegas. Ricky Vegas goes into the cover on Zack Ryder. The ref counts 1…………2…….Zack Ryder kicks out!!]

JR-Ricky Vegas almost gets the three there.

King-Things are going the way of Vegas.

[Ricky Vegas picks up Zack Ryder, Zack Ryder hits a knee lift, and he drops him with a DDT. Zack Ryder holds up the Rough Ryder sign. Ricky Vegas gets up to his feet. Zack Ryder goes for the Rough Ryder, but it’s blocked right into a stacked power bomb. Ricky Vegas floats over into a pinning combination on Ryder. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………….2…………..3!!]

JR-With various changes in momentum, it’s Ricky Vegas with the victory.

King-However, this is only a preview to the match we have in store soon.

the music plays as a deep heavy fog rolls in and we hear the iconic Mario exiting the pipe noise as he appears rapping the lyrics to his entrance and making his way down the ramp rapping with the crowd as they join in. “Malakai Black’s theme” blasts on the PA system. The lights turn on and he’s sitting on the stage. Malakai Black stands up with his mask on, he walks to the ring. He removes his mask.)

JR-Mario and Malakai Black are looking to gain some momentum.

King-The Black Order has returned, and Mario has the mushroom kingdom behind him.

Kris Gaffney-Bowser is not amused.

Midnight Tiger makes his entrance amid a sea of neon lights, dressed in an ornate cape and costume as he makes his way down to the ring.

JR-Midnight Tiger and Ricky Vegas had quite the match.

King-Ricky Vegas was able to get the victory, but Midnight Tiger must have impressed as he’s gotten another shot at it.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll see if he can take advantage of it.

(Lights flash through the arena as "One and Only" by CFO$ hits.)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b25g6AyBWSQ

(From the back steps Ricochet wearing a jean hooded vest opened up, his wrestling trunks, knee pads, wrestling boots and taped up wrists. He’s sort of dancing as he walks to the center of the ramp and looks out to the crowd, slowly. He adjusts his vest and begins his decent down the rampway, confidently as he looks out towards the crowd. Once beside the ring, he quickly comes up onto the ring apron, spins on his knee and stands up so he is facing the crowd. He pulls his hood off, points out to the crowd, turns and grabs ahold of the top rope as he easily leaps up over, flipping and corkscrewing over the top rope and twirling once he hits the mat with his arms out wide. He quickly climbs the turnbuckle, points to the crowd once more, then holds his hand low and slowly raises it high into the sky. He leaps off of the turnbuckle, sprints to the opposite side and repeats. He flips off of the turnbuckle, tosses his vest off and then makes his way to his corner for his match to begin.)

JR-I believe this might be the second time we have seen Ricochet in action, but he has impressed.

King- I’m certain he’s going to try to bring home a win for the bullet club.

[The four wrestlers are looking for the first move. Mario yells “your fucked”. Mario runs at Midnight Tiger. Midnight Tiger hits an arm drag. Malakai Black and Ricochet brawl. Mario gets up, and Midnight Tiger hits a clothesline over the top rope that sends Midnight Tiger over the top rope, but Mario gets up with the help of the ropes. Midnight Tiger runs to the ropes, and he spring boards off of the second rope, and he connects with a spring board drop kick off of the face of Mario. Mario falls off of the apron. Midnight Tiger steps out of the ring, Mario is slow to get up to his feet. Mario drives him hard into the barricade. Mario is in a lot of pain. Midnight Tiger grabs Mario by the hair, and he throws him into the ring. Mario is slow to get up to his feet. Midnight Tiger hooks Mario, and he hooks him, and he connects with a Dragon Suplex.]

JR-Could this be enough to put away Mario?

King-Bigger question is whether or not Malakai Black and Ricochet are distracted enough to allow a pin.

Kris Gaffney-That’s a good point.

[Midnight Tiger goes into the cover on Mario. The ref goes into position to make the count, the ref counts 1……….2….Ricochet comes into the picture with a standing moonsault that breaks up the pin. Midnight Tiger gets up hurt. Midnight Tiger throws a wild fist to the face, and he hooks him and he drops him with a jaw breaker that makes him fall backwards. Ricochet connects with a jumping knee strike that makes him fall backwards into a seated position. Ricochet goes into the corner, and he connects with a few stomps on the downed Midnight Tiger, and he runs to the corner, and he connects with a cannon ball. Malakai Black tries to get up on the apron. Ricochet runs at him, and he knocks him off with a running forearm shot to the face that knocks him off of the apron. Midnight Tiger attacks him from behind. Midnight Tiger runs at him again, and Ricochet connects with a boot to the face. Ricochet pulls himself up to the second rope, and he hooks him and he drops him with a tornado DDT that puts him down on the mat.]

JR- Ricochet hits the tornado DDT.

King-That might be enough to win this match.

Kris Gaffney-Guess we’ll see.

[Ricochet gets up to his feet. But Malakai Black is able to come up from behind Ricochet and he drops him with a half nelson suplex. Malakai Black gets up to his feet. Mario comes off of the top rope flying for a cross body block. Mario holds him down for a pinning combination. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………2…KICK OUT by Malakai Black!!]

JR-Kick out by Malakai Black.

King-I’m certain that Malakai Black is wishing this was Cody Rhodes right now.

Kris Gaffney-Maybe he’d get on a reality show then…rather than the second Mario movie.

[Mario gets up, but he gets put down with the Black Mass. Malakai Black goes into the cover on Mario the ref counts 1………………2………..Midnight Tiger comes out of no where and breaks up the count just in time with the Total Eclipse. Midnight Tiger pushes Mario off, and out of the ring. Midnight Tiger goes into the cover on Malakai Black. The ref counts 1………………….2……………….BUT Ricochet comes out of no where and once again the count is broken with a 630 senton!! Ricochet goes into the cover on Malakai Black as Midnight Tiger rolls out of the ring after the impact. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………..2……...3!!]

JR-Various last second saves, but it’s Ricochet who is the last one standing.

King-Although if someone knows him down…is he really a winner?

Kris Gaffney-Not according to the book of Angelus.

King-That’s a gospel.

(The lights go completely black. Then the lights begin flashing into the ring with an image of a Watermelon as "The Duck Song" blasts through the arena. Out from the back steps Jack Heyman.)

JHeyman: Ladies and gentlemen my name is Jack Heyman and I am the advocate for the EMF GRAND SLAM CHAMPION! HE IS THE WATERMELON KINGPIN, standing at 6’2” weighing in at 205 lbs. He is WALTER MELON!

(From the back steps Walter Melon, already in his Watermelon speedo ready to go, he bites into a watermelon and then points to the ring and puts his thumb in the down direction holding it there for a little. He is sporting Watermelon War paint and he smashes his fist into his chest. He turns to face Jack Heyman, Jack feeds him another piece of watermelon and then Walter tells him to go to the back. Walter then turns back to the ring and begins his walk.)

JR: Walter Melon had some tough matches to earn himself a shot at the Extreme Championship. He’s going to have a tough hill to climb tonight fighting the current Champion in Jackson Gunner.

King: Walter has experience fighting tough opponents. Don’t forget that he held the Extreme Championship for quite a while himself.

KG: The Melon Gods will choose their victor soon enough! Let’s just hope we get to see a good match!

(Behind the announce table runs Ashley Irvine surprising JR, King, and KG.)

Ashley Irvine: WATERMELON!

(She bites a piece of a watermelon and gives a thumbs up before taking off again.)

Jr: Well, then.

King: I guess we got that out of the way early tonight.

KG: I respect it, The Melon Gods gifted her a delicious watermelon tonight!

(Lights go black and then Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth, blasts over the loudspeakers and the crowd erupts. Lights begin to flash Red, White, and Blue as sparks fly down from the ceiling. The camera focuses up to the stands as halfway up steps Jackson Gunner out into the fans while holding his Extreme Championship strap with the rest of it draped over the back of his shoulder. The fans erupt as they spot Jackson. He beats his chest with a yell and tosses his hands up into the air crossing his arms in an X formation. Gunner begins walking down the stairs slowly toward the ring as he slaps hands with the fans on his way.)

Announcer: Ladies and Gentleman. On his way to the ring, fighting out of Honolulu Hawaii. Standing 6’4” weighing in at 250 pounds. He is the Extreme Measures Federation Extreme Champion, JACKSON “KOA KOA” GUNNER!

Jr: Jackson Gunner has surely built one hell of a fanbase rather quickly. Just listen to these fans cheer for him. I can feel myself vibrating, this is insane! This isn’t going to be the first time these two have faced off, but it’s the first time for a Championship and I would gather that this one will be much different on both sides.

KG: I gather The Melon Gods will choose to do whatever they want. Their Champion is ready for war, Jackson Gunner might be saying goodbye to that belt today!

(Again, from behind the announce table Ashley Irvine surprised JR, King, and KG by popping up again.)

Ashley Irvine: WATERMELON!

(Ashley Irvine with a bite of another watermelon before disappearing once more.)

King: Well then, looks like tonight is full of excitement! I’m ready to see a bloodbath from the two of these guys!

(As Gunner slowly makes his way down the stairs he reaches the barricade and easily jumps over. He turns, faces the fans and beats his chest again with a roar to the crowd. Gunner turns and faces the ring. He takes a step forward and easily jumps onto the ring apron, grabs the top rope and easily leaps over. He walks to the corner and throws his hands up into the air with an X formation and feeds off of the crowd’s roars. Gunner jumps down and stands in his corner as he rotates his wrists, smirking and eying Walter as he waits for the match to begin. The ref walks over taking Jackson’s championship and holds it up into the air before he hands it to an official outside of the ring. The ref then makes sure both competitors are ready.)

DING! DING! DING!

(As usual, Jackson Gunner walks to the center of the ring. He motions to Walter to make his approach and fight, but Walter doesn’t move as he leans in his corner deciding he will move on his own time. Jackson takes another step forward, this time Walter reaches into his speedo pulling out a grape that he tosses into the air and catches in his mouth. As he eats he gets down low and begins moving slowly to the center of the ring, ape like. Once close enough he springs up and attempts to kick Jackson right in the nuts, but Jackson is able to catch the leg of Walter and waves his finger with a smile. At that time, Walter spits the juice from the grape into the face of Jackson, Jackson let’s go of the leg as he quickly wipes his face, but is met with a right hand from Walter and then a dropkick which pushes him back into the ropes. On the return, he ducks a lariat from Walter, continues his run and bounces off of the next ropes. On the return, Walter ducks down low, Jackson leaps up and rolls over the back of Walter and as Jackson lands to the mat he stops and as Walter turns to face him he’s met with a superkick to the chin which knocks him to the ground. Jackson quickly goes over, grabs Walter and pulls him to his feet. Jackson grabs Walter by the arm and whips him into the corner. Walter smashes hard into the corner back first, Jackson sprints towards him, but Walter quickly side shuffles out of the way, but Jackson slides under the bottom rope to the outside of the ring and quickly rotates around the ring post sliding back into the ring and getting to his feet to continue at Walter and as he gets close he attempts a vicious lariat that Watler quickly reacts to and ducks under. Walter leaps up to the middle rope and uses that to attempt a springboard moonsault onto Jackson as Jackson turns around, but Jackson catches Walter mid air and slams Walter viciously into the canvas after running with him on his shoulder and leaping up with a powerslam that causes the entire ring to shake. Jackson stays on top for the cover.)

Ref: ONE! (KICKOUT!)

Jr: Wow, that was one hell of a maneuver to catch him mid-air like that and such coordination to deliver such a devastating blow!

King: It’s going to take a lot more than that to beat somebody as tough as Walter Melon though.

KG: That’s how the Melon Gods made him, King.

(Jackson sits up with a smirk on his face. He stands up and on his way up he grabs Walter by the head lifting him to his feet too. On the way up, Walter delivers a punch to the nuts of Jackson which causes him to stumble back. Walter runs opposite, bounces off the ropes and once close enough delivers a knee strike to the face of Jackson so vicious that Jackson’s face instantly gets cut open as he stumbles back right through the middle ropes and falls to the outside of the ring. Walter then runs to the corner and climbs to the top of the turnbuckle. He stands perched on the top as he waits for Jackson to push himself back to his feet. As Jackson gets to his feet, Walter stands up pointing a middle finger in his direction and then with a Melon Warrior scream he leaps off of the top rope with a shooting star press and comes crashing down hard right into Jackson causing them both to drop to the ground. Walter grabs at his body, but begins pushing himself to his feet. He crawls to the ring and lifts the ring apron as he reaches under the ring. He pulls out a table and reaches back under. Walter pulls out a huge bag. Walter stands up and places the bag on the ring apron. He then begins to set up the table as Jackson slowly begins pushing to his feet. Once the table is set up, Walter grabs the massive bag and rips it open and spills it out all over the table and floor.)

Jr: Oh no, those are all tacs!

King: This is going to get wild!

KG: I bet Jackson is regretting not eating more fruit now!

(Once the last tac falls out of the bag Walter tosses the bag at Jr. reaches into his speedo and grabs another grape that he tosses up into the air and catches into his mouth again. He walks up to Jackson, but Jackson delivers a punch to the gut of Walter, grabs him and lifts him up onto his shoulders and delivers a somoan drop after leaping into the air. Jackson with a kip-up and then walks over lifting Walter to his feet. He slides Walter into the ring and then Jackson climbs onto the ring apron and then onto the top turnbuckle. Walter still on the mat, Jackson turns around and does a moonsault, but Walter slides out of the way and Jackson manages to land on his feet and once he lands he does a standing moonsault landing right onto Walter. He stays on top for the cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO! (KICKOUT!)

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!

Jr: BAH GAWD! What a match we have going for us tonight!

King: It’s been pretty back and forth, nobody has taken control just yet!

KG: That’s because the Melon Gods are in control, duh!

(Jackson back to his feet. Jackson grabs Walter by the arm and pulls him to his feet. Jackson whips Walter into the ropes and on the return, Walter ducks a spinning wheel kick by Jackson and continues to run. On the return Walter dives, attempting BANANA SPLIT! But Jackson is able to leap into the air causing Walter to dive under him and miss. Walter rolls and ends up back to his feet as Jackson quickly spins and begins running toward Walter, Walter ducks under a lariat, but Jackson quickly leaps up onto the top turnbuckle and quickly leaps off with a moonsault and smashes right into Walter. Jackson rolls to his back and kip-ups once more. He grabs Walter and lifts him up. Once to his feet, Jackson hits a lariat that causes Walter to flip over the top rope and lands on the outside of the ring, Walter stumbles back into the barricade. Jackson runs opposite rope and on the return Jackson leaps clean over the top rope and nails Walter with a cross-body causing them both to smash through the barricade. Both men are down. Jackson pushes himself to his feet. As he looks at the downed Walter. He makes a couple fist bumps with a couple of the fans, grabs a beer handed to him by a fan and pours it down his face and into his mouth. Jackson goes to reach for Walter and as he begins to bend down to grab Walter he’s hit with a chair in his back. One of the fans smashed a chair into Jackson’s back. Jackson stands up and turns to face the fan, the fan pulls his hood off and we see it’s Jesse Peachman!)

Jr: Come on! What’s he doing here?

King: Well, looks like he is helping his Melon King, idiot!

KG: The Melon Gods must have called him!

Crowd: KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS! KICK HIS ASS!

(Jackson laughs as he stalks Peachman. Peachman backs up and then tries to swing the chair at the head of Jackson, but Jackson catches the chair, rips it from Peachman and then tosses the chair aside. Peachman is noticeably nervous now as he backs up putting both of his hands over his face. Peachman then turns and begins to run around the ring. Jackson chases. As they make a full run around the ring, Jackson catches Peachmen and turns him around. Peachman swings at Jackson, Jackson ducks under and lifts Peachman up in a BURNING SAMOAN position, but as Jackson goes to deliver the move, he is smashed in the nuts by Walter with BANANA SPLIT! Causing Jackson to drop to the ground. Both Peachman and Walter lift Jackson and roll him into the ring. Walter slides in and goes into the cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THHRR (KICKOUT!)

Jr: BAH GAWD! HE KICKED OUT! JACKSON KICKED OUT OF A BANANA SPLIT!

King: He might lose those berries after taking that shot!

KG: Well, that’s what you get for not eating enough fruit, DUH!

(Ashley Irvine pops up again behind the announcers.)

Ashley Irvine: WATERMELON!

(The announcers jump and then watch her as she bites another watermelon and then disappears.)

(Walter smacks the mats. Jesse Peachman slides into the ring again. He and Walter begin stalking the ref, yelling and holding up three fingers. They stalk him into the corner, then Walter takes a grape from his speedo and eats it. He taps Peachman on the back and points to something outside of the ring. Peachman slides out as Walter turns to face Jackson. Peachman reaches under the ring grabbing a chair sliding into the ring. He reaches under and pulls out another chair and slides back into the ring with it. Peachman hands Walter one of the chairs and then grabs a chair for himself. Peachman lifts one chair over his head and charges Jackson, but is hit with a spear that causes him to drop the chair and lay in agony on the canvas. As Jackson begins getting back to his feet he’s met with a chair shot from Watler once, then twice, then three times! Walter smashes him one last time that causes the steel chair to break over Jackson’s back. Walter take’s the chair pieces and slides it under Jackson and then Walter climbs the turnbuckle. He reaches into his speedo, pulling out another piece of fruit and puts it into his mouth. He then flips off Jackson once more and leaps off of the top rope delivering FRUIT SMASH! Walter then stands up, looks at the ref holding up three fingers and then lazily goes into the cover on Jackson.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... THHHHRRRRR (KICKOUT!)

Crowd: THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME! THIS IS AWESOME!

Jr: BAH GAWD! HE KICKED OUT! HE’S BLOODIED, OUTNUMBERED AND ATE SO MUCH PUNISHMENT AND STILL KICKED OUT!

KG: The Melon Gods have been kind to him.

King: I don’t think somebody can take much more punishment though.

(Walter with a look of shock and anger on his face. He turns and stares daggers at the ref. Walter stands up and walks over to Peachman. He lifts Peachman to his feet and then motions to the ramp-way. Out comes running Apple Juice Styles! AJ slides into the ring. AJ and Peachman walk to Jackson and they both lift him to his feet. Holding Jackson by the arms, Walter walks up to him and smacks his face. Walter yells some things at him and then backs up. Walter then charges at Jackson and attempts another BANANA SPLIT! But Jackson is able to get a foot up and Walter dives right into the boot. Jackson swings his arm loose from Peachman, ducks a punch from AJ and pushes AJ off. Peachman charges Jackson, but Jackson ducks down and lifts Peachman up and tosses him right out of the ring. AJ charges him, but Jackson ducks the lariat and delivers a vicious release dragon suplex. Jackson then lets out a roar and beats his chest, but is then cracked in the head with a steel chair. More blood pouring from his head as he drops to the ground. Walter stands over his body with the chair and drops it. AJ gets to his feet and stands beside Walter, Peachman slowly slides back into the ring and stands on the other side. Peachman and AJ go to lift Jackson to his feet again, but suddenly “GAME ON!” by Disciple blasts through the arena and the crowd goes nuts. Walter taps AJ and Peachman pointing to the ramp as they turn to watch for Ikeda. Ikeda comes from behind, jumps the barricade, runs and slides into the ring. He turns Peachman around and cracks him in the skull with a steel chair, AJ turns to face him, and he’s met with the steel chair to the skull. Ikeda drops the steel chair, Walter then turns and the two begin trading blows. From the back comes running Kenny Omegrape. Kenny helps Walter as the two begin overwhelming Ikeda. But then, “RADIO” by Watt White blasts and the fans get louder as Zack Ryder slides into the ring and begins helping. From the back comes running Shinsuke Nakamango, begins to help The Melon Club overwhelming Ryder and Ikeda and suddenly, THE MIDNIGHT TIGER comes running and begins helping Ikeda and Ryder.)

Jr: BAH GAWD! It’s pandemonium inside of the ring right now!

King: The Chaos, the blood, I LOVE IT ALL! Only thing that could make this better if we had Melon Trump and Jackson’s bestie, Jess just jumping around in there!

KG: What a brawl we have on our hands! Somebody needs to take control of this! We still need a champion to be declared winner!

(Tony ikeda is able to knock AJ out of the ring. Ryder is able to knock Kenny Omegrape out of the ring and Midnight Tiger is able to knock Shinsuke Nakamango out of the ring. Ryder, Ikeda, and Midnight Tiger all lift up Jesse Peachman and toss him over the top rope directly into AJ, Shinsuke, and Kenny and the three catch him, but all fall to the ground. Ikeda, Ryder, and Tiger all stand at the ropes yelling at The Melon Club. Walter is about to attack the three from behind, but the bloodied Jackson grabs ahold of him and delivers a vicious BURNING SOMOAN! Ikeda, Ryder, and Tiger all watch to make sure the rest of The Melon Club isn’t going to interrupt the count as Jackson goes into the cover on Walter.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!... THHHHRRRRR (KICKOUT!)

Jr: BAH GAWD! HOW IN THE HELL DID WALTER MELON KICK OUT OF THAT!

King: I don’t know, but he’s the first to ever do it!

KG: Melon Gods you idiots!

(Ikeda, Ryder, and Midnight Tiger are all still keeping guard. They climb out of the ring as the rest of The Melon Club back up at the top of the ramp. Both groups yelling at one another as Jackson is in the ring, shocked Walter was able to kick out. Jackson has a smirk come over his face as he wipes the blood from his eyes. Jackson stands up, nods his head and puts his hands out as the crowd begins to scream for him. Jackson looks to the table still outside of the ring with tacs on it. He points to it and then points to Walter. Jackson lifts Walter to his feet, grabs his arm and whips him into the corner. Jackson then walks up and delivers a punch to one side, and a punch to the other. Walter throws a punch at Jackson, but Jackson eats it and answers with a hard punch to the jaw of Walter that puts him out for a second. Jackon then turns Walter and lifts him up onto his shoulders. With Walter on his shoulder, Jackson manages to climb up onto the top of the turnbuckle. Jackson adjusts Walter, shouts out to the fans and then leaps off of the top rope to the outside delivering a BURNING SOMOAN! Right through the tac filled table on the outside causing them both to crash through. Both men were bloodied, in pain, with tacs all over their bodies, tacs all over Walter’s face.)

Crowd: HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!

Jr: BAH GAWD! WHAT A SLOBBER KNOCKER! I THINK JACKSON MAY HAVE JUST KILLED MAN!

King: Jackson hurt himself on that one, but I think Walter might be dead…

KG: Only the Melon Gods know guys!

(Somehow, Jackson is able to stand up, pulls Walter up with him and slides him into the ring. Jackson slides in and goes into cover.)

Ref: ONE!... TWO!.... THREEE!

DING! DING! DING!

Announcer: Here is your winner AND STILL EMF EXTREME CHAMPION, JACKSON “KOA KOA” GUNNER!

Jr: These two men went to war tonight and all of that blood proves it! It took everything Jackson had, but he made it through!

King: He cheated, he needed Tony Ikeda, Midnight Tiger, and Zack Ryder! What a fake!

KG: Well, I do think the Melon Gods gave us the match of the year! Thank you Melon Gods!

(Behind the announce table runs Ashley Irvine surprising JR, King, and KG.)

Ashley Irvine: WATERMELON!

(She then quickly disappears.)

KG: Well, it wouldn’t be a Melon Club fight without that one…

Jr: I think something very special happened here tonight. Jackson Gunner, Tony Ikeda, Zack Ryder, Midnight Tiger, they all stood together and took out the Melon Club. Nobody took control of The Melon Club quite like these guys did tonight. Congratulations to Jackson Gunner, he proved tonight that he can take one hell of a beating and he absolutely deserves that Championship. Enjoy your victory, Jackson! I’m sure you made plenty more fans for yourself tonight!

(A bloodied Jackson Gunner manages to get onto his feet. As he stands and raises his hand, Tony Ikeda, Midnight Tiger, and Zack Ryder all slide into the ring. Ikeda hands Jackson his Extreme Championship. Jackson takes the belt, climbs the turnbuckle and holds it into the air. The four men celebrate the tough win for the Extreme Champion. Jackson nods his head and smashes forearms with each man in the ring with him in his own way to say thank you.)

("I Am The Fire" plays over the PA System and out comes Rachel Cena. She is handcuffed to Ashley Irvine. The two of them head down to the ring for the title match.)

JR: Rachel Cena won a battle royal to earn this shot.... though I don't think she knew much about it.

King: Like mother, like daughter....

Kris: Hopefully she can stay awake long enough to win the title...

("Boss It" plays next and out comes Eva Marie with the EMF Women's Championship around her waist and Becky Bayless trailing behind her. She doesn't look happy as she heads to the ring.)

JR: Eva Marie is the champion and the GM.... but she doesn't want anything to do with this match. She even tried to get it cancelled by accusing Ashley of some kind of sexual assault on Rachel Cena...

King: But Ashley was saved by Ronda Rousey!

Kris: A true hero of all women's wrestling!

(The bell rings and the match is under way. Eva charges at Rachel but Rachel connects with a kick to the midsection. Rachel positions her for the Bastardisation. But as she does, Eva grabs hold of Ashley's hand, and hits it into her own face. The referee calls for the bell and disqualifies Rachel. Eva dives out of the ring and grabs her title from ringside, and hides behind Becky as Rachel is shouting at her from the ring.)

JR: Officially this was a one on one match... and I guess Eva found a loophole.

King: Wait... it's over already?

Kris: I guess we should learn to expect that from our champion....

(The cameras follow Eva as she runs backstage, and quickly heads to the parking lot, leaving the arena as fast as she can).

The arena lights go out and the stage is under lit as smoke begins to pour upward toward the rafters from it. The audience falls hush, as The Voice from the Shadows emerges.

::The Voice from the Shadows:: Once upon a time… I brought unto you a creature unlike any other to have ever stalked this earth, a natural born predator, a being that many would consider the dregs of society, a burden, a curse… but I knew if set upon the proper course - Something Phenomenal would happen… and he would make company, this world live to the sounds of a whole new tune. People who claim that they're evil are usually no worse than the rest of us... It's people who claim that they're good, or in any way morally better than the rest of us, those are the ones that you have to be wary of… The world is a dangerous place to live, not because of the people who are evil, but because of the people who don't do anything about it. As ever… I shall leave it to you, the sick and twisted Masses, to decide which is which - who you choose to support, and who you all root for… When that Doom Music Kicks In!

The flow of smoke dissipates as the song begins revealing Grace Brutal dressed as an incredibly alluring, scandalously scantily clad angel - standing in the midst of Mick Gordon’s three piece band who are made up to look like grotesque demons. The audience are on their feet, blowing the roof off, their unified voices a heinous choir barely contained by the building while Grace is barely contained in her costume but miraculously bounces to the top of the ramp, she turns around to the great joy of many in the crowd, kneeling there just as the beats grow more vicious. The arena lights flicker and suddenly standing before Grace is the Visage of Death, with a massive scythe held out before him which has The EMF Tag Team and EMF Intercontinental Championships both hanging from it - and there’s room enough left for one more. Grace leaps to her feet and hugs the great hooded monolith of humanity before her, before they both begin to down the rampway.

Howard Finkle: Ladies and Gentlemen…. Brace yourselves! Your Challenger - Coming down the aisle with the lovely, and loathsome Morose Rose; Little Miss Macabre Herself, Grace Brutal! HE IS Your Current EMF Intercontinental Champion, and One Half of the Reigning EMF Tag Team Champions… A Frightening Former Six Time EMF World Heavyweight Champion! One of the Most Prolific Superstars of Our Age! The Most Dread Acquisition in the History of EMF!

Grace skips off ahead teasing, hyping up, and taunting the already excited fans as the figure of death slowly walks to the ring, head down, cloaked in thread worn, cobweb riddled robes. Grace scampers up the steps into the cell door, and wiggles her backside at the crowd before bouncing gleefully into the ring. Death ascends the stairs and pounds the bottom of the scythe against the steps seven times ringing through the arena like a bell.

Howard Finkle: He is The Dark Star! Hailing from The Danvers State Lunatic Asylum in Salem Massachusetts! Standing Six Feet Eleven Inches Tall – Weighing in at Four Hundred and Twenty Pounds he is… Death Himself! THE WRETCHED NOBODY!

He enters the ring and walks to the centre where he stands motionless for a moment before Grace pulls back the hood and takes the robe off of him in one felt swoop - revealing The Wretched Nobody, dressed all in pitch black. His mask has been airbrushed to highlight the appearance of a tattered, coldly emotionless skull, everything is further accentuated by Wretch’s eyes being completely blacked out offering only a gleam, inviting anyone who sees them into their putrid, horrifying depths.

JR- Now is that Sclera contacts, or has Wretch just gone Full Evil?

King- JR, I didn’t think there was such a thing as being More Evil than Wretch already was, but he’s certainly leveled up tonight.

JR-The Wretched Nobody might seem at home at a place like the Death Cell, but he has probably learned right now it brings another side out of Tony Ikeda.

King- I think both sides are about to be splatted!!

(“game on” blasts on the PA system. Tony Ikeda walks out on the stage, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-In EMF history, Tony Ikeda is one of the most experienced wrestlers at this match.

King-Although without Jarred Carthallion to yell DEATH CELL!!! It’s not the same…

Kris Gaffney-Glass half empty I see.

[The Wretched Nobody and Tony Ikeda stand in the middle of the death cell. They stare down each other seemly not even caring about the dangerous surroundings. They seem to be talking trash back and forth, and the bell rings. The Wretched Nobody throws a wild fist to the face, but it’s ducked under by Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda hits a few fists to the face. The Wretched Nobody seems to be effected, but he answers with a head butt to the bridge of the nose. Tony Ikeda turns around, the Wretched Nobody attempts to grab Tony Ikeda by the hair, and he tries to put him face first into the barbwire. Tony Ikeda is able to use his arms as a post against the mat to make sure that doesn’t happen, he hits a back elbow to the face of Wretched Nobody. And then another one, and then one. The Wretched Nobody falls backwards, and he gets up to his feet. He runs at Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda connects with a running ezuguri to the side of the head. The Wretched Nobody falls down on the mat on a knee, but clearly is about to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda grabs a steel chair off of the death cells side, and he waits for the Wretched Nobody to get up to his feet. Tony Ikeda hits a jab to the gut with the chair Tony Ikeda sets up the chair in the middle of the ring. Tony Ikeda turns around, and the Wretched Nobody goes for a fist to the face, but Tony Ikeda is able to duck under it. Tony Ikeda sets up the Wretched Nobody. Tony Ikeda lifts up the Wretched Nobody and he drives him through the chair bending the chair. Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref dives into position to make the count. The ref counts 1….....The Wretched Nobody kicks out with so much authority that Tony Ikeda goes air born. Tony Ikeda takes a few moments to think of what is next. The Wretched Nobody gets up, Tony Ikeda hooks a full nelson, but The Wretched Nobody hits a few back elbows this makes him stagger backwards. The Wretched Nobody goes after Tony Ikeda. Tony Ikeda is able to counter with a spinning spine buster. It seems Tony has an idea.]

JR-Tony has thrown a lot at Wretched Nobody, but the Wretched Nobody is still coming at him.

King-Like a true horror movie monster.

Kris Gaffney-Good day for that.

[The Wretched Nobody gets picked up. Tony Ikeda hits a few fists to the face of the Wretched Nobody getting him close to one of the charge, and Tony Ikeda runs at the Wretched Nobody, but the Wretched Nobody is able to counter it with a spinning side slam setting off the explosion which Tony Ikeda is directly put into it, but Wretch gets some of it too. Both of them roll around in pain, and both are down as the crowd appreciates what they have seen thus far. After a few moments it seems like Tony Ikeda despite going into the explosion is getting up first. He goes over to the Wretched Nobody. The Wretched Nobody’s arm shoots up, and he grabs him around the throat, and he stands up, and grabs Tony Ikeda and he hurls him into the electric side, which effects Tony for a few moments, but he bounces off, right back into the grasp of the Wretched Nobody who grabs him around the throat, and he lifts him up, and he drops Tony Ikeda into spine chiller. The Wretched Nobody goes into the cover on Tony Ikeda. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1…………..2……………KICK OUT by Tony Ikeda. The Wretched Nobody takes a few moments to rest up, and then he just says fuck it. And he connects with a few mounted fists to the face. The Wretched Nobody grabs Tony Ikeda by the hair, and he brings him into him and he connects with a short arm clothesline. Tony Ikeda goes down, but the Wretched Nobody keeps holding him up, and he brings him into towards him with a short arm move, and he lifts him up, and he connects with a side walk slam driving him down into the mat. The Wretched Nobody takes a few moments, and he grabs a bag off of the side of the Death Cell, and he dumps tacks in the middle of the ring. Tony Ikeda see’s what is going on, and he connects with a few fists to the face of the Wretched Nobody, and he is close to the tacks, Tony Ikeda goes for a running clothesline to knock Wretched Nobody into the tacks, but Wretch picks him up with a military press, and he drops him right into the tacks.]

JR-The pain might be too much for the champion.

King-That’s not good…in fact it’s BADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Kris Gaffney-You knew that was going to be turned into a Badd pun.

King-DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

[Wretched Nobody seems to enjoy this, but doesn’t want to end this yet, he grabs Tony Ikeda by the throat, and he upper cuts him towards the electric side. The Wretched Nobody backs up, and he runs at Tony Ikeda with the trephination trying to also knock him into the electric chain, but Tony Ikeda ducks under at the last second, and counters with a low blow!! Tony Ikeda takes down the Wretched Nobody with a double leg take down, and he hits a catapault into the chain. Wretch stays there for a few moments, and he staggers backwards right into a full nelson suplex!! Tony Ikeda goes into the cover on the Wretched Nobody. The ref goes into position to make the count. The ref counts 1………………..2……………..3 Just as the three goes down officially, Wretch still throws Tony Ikeda off, but it’s too late.]

JR-Tony wins, but Wretch still has more.

(Wretched Nobody raises up, and Tony Ikeda and Wretched Nobody continues their battle as officials try to get into the death cell as Cold Day in Hell goes off the air.)