EMF: Cold Day in Hell
	(Copyright information flashes on the screen, and we go into a highlight video of how all of these matches came about, then finally we end that as a introduction screen welcomes us to Cold Day in Hell 2011. We go into the arena in San Antonio, Texas. Pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans wave their signs. Some say “I’m deaf”, “Angelina screamed in frustration at my Halloween party”, and “KG = The New Road.”) JR-Welcome to Cold Day in Hell, were expected a great show, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney. King-I’m surprised your still alive KG. Kris Gaffney-…I was DIA….don’t worry I got better. King-Interesting stuff. (“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring along with Katie Lea, Abyss poses a pyrotechnics blasts behind him. Abyss continues to the ring.) JR-Abyss and Gambler have quite the history. King-Yeah, and I bet somewhere deep Gambler is happy to face him, because he’s going to try to get rid of a major demon of his past. Kris Gaffney-It’s Halloween, why would you want to get rid of your demons….I never got rid of my demon, and look how good I turned out h (“The Gambler” blasts on the PA system as the Gambler walks to the ring holding up the TV championship as the crowd boo’s.) JR-This man has made has shown quite a lot since returning to the Extreme Measures Federation. King-Yeah, and the impact has been felt on Gaffney’s face. Kris Gaffney-This much is true [Gambler and Abyss paces around the ring, and Gambler and Abyss lock up, they try to test each other’s strength, and both are fairly even, and finally the Gambler being the heelish heel is able to hit a knee lift which doubles over. The Gambler hits a few clubbing blows to the back that sends Abyss down to his knee’s, the Gambler picks up Abyss, Abyss throws off the Gambler’s hands, and Abyss hits a few fists to the face, and Abyss is able to use this stun the Gambler enough to separate him away from him. Abyss bounces off of the ropes, and the Gambler is able to counter with a hip toss that sends Abyss on the mat, and he slowly he gets up to his feet, and Abyss gets hit with a few fists to the face, and the Gambler tries to whip Abyss to the ropes, but Abyss is able to reverse the whip, and the Gambler comes off of the ropes, and knocks down with a running shoulder block that knocks down Abyss. Abyss gets up in the corner, and Abyss is stunned, and the Gambler closes the gap in the corner, and the Gambler hits a few stomps into the gut, and this stuns Abyss. The Gambler takes him out of the corner dragging Abyss face on to the top rope, and Abyss is in pain, and the Gambler whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. The Gambler goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Abyss, and Abyss comes off of the ropes, and the Gambler is able to hit a big boot that knocks down Abyss. Abyss stumbles up to his feet, and the Gambler with all his power picks up the Monster Abyss, and slams him hard on the mat. Abyss crashes hard on the mat, and now is down for sure. The Gambler runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and goes for a leg drop, but Abyss moves out of the way, and the Gambler crashes on the mat, and he rolls into the corner, and Abyss gets up to his feet. Clearly Abyss is hurting, but he knows this might be his chance to get this match under control, so he charges into the corner, and the Gambler moves out of the way, and Abyss stumbles out of the corner, and the Gambler hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends Abyss flying, and crashing down on the mat. The Gambler gets up to his feet, and Abyss stumbles up to his feet, and the Gambler kicks Abyss in the gut, and the Gambler hits a DDT on Abyss. The Gambler goes into the cover on Abyss, and the ref counts the 1……………….2………………………..KICK OUT by Abyss as the Gambler looks up to the ref, and calls for a faster count. The Gambler gets up, and he starts hitting a few stomps on Abyss.] JR-The Gambler thought he had Abyss there. King-Well that should make Gambler cheery. Kris Gaffney-Don’t I know it…Groan* [The Gamber backs out as Abyss crawls to the ropes, and he tries to get up with the help of the ropes, The Gambler is able to push down Abyss on the second rope as the ref counts to four, and the Gambler lets go, and Abyss stays on the second rope, and The Gambler taunts the crowd as they boo. The Gambler runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and he leaps off of the ropes as he leaps off of the ropes. Abyss moves out of the way, and the Gambler comes crashing down on the ropes, and the Abyss is in pain, and he falls on the mat. The Gambler is on the mat in pain, and the Monster Abyss takes a few moments. Abyss slowly gets up to his feet, and at this moment the Gambler throws a fist to the face. Abyss throws a fist to the face, and it lands on the Gambler. Abyss stumbles backwards, and the Gambler is stunned as well, the Gambler is able to come around, and he is able to answer quicker than Abyss due to the fact that Abyss has taken all of the moves thus far. The Gambler goes for a big boot, but Abyss ducks it, and Abyss continues to the other side of the ring as he bounces off of the ropes. The Gambler turns around, and Abyss leaps in the air, and hits a flying shoulder block that knocks down the Gambler. The Gambler gets up to his feet, and Abyss hits a running clothesline. The Gambler gets up to his feet, and he falls into the corner, and Abyss charges at the Gambler, and he hits a big splash in the corner. The Gambler stumbles out of the corner, and Abyss picks up the Gambler, and drops him for the Shock treatment! Abyss goes into the cover on the Gambler, and the ref counts the 1…………………2…………………….KICK OUT by the Gambler!] JR-Almost three. King-I don’t think Gambler would let it end so easily. Kris Gaffney-He’d never be able to get a good night sleep if he did. Maybe he could punch himself out. He does seem to have a very good punch. King-You’d know… [Abyss calls for the end as he pulls up the Gambler, and he whips the Gambler off of the ropes. Abyss goes for the Black Hole slam, but the Gambler hits a knee lift, and this stuns Abyss. Abyss stumbles into the corner, and the Gambler charges into the corner Abyss pulls himself up to the second rope, but the Gambler comes up with a drop kick, stunning Abyss. The Gambler climbs up to the second rope, and sets up Abyss, and drops him for the Royal Flush off the second rope! The Gambler goes into the cover, on Abyss, and the ref counts 1…………2……….3!] JR-Gambler won this match with an amazing drop kick. Kris Gaffney-Didn’t know assholes could jump that high. King-Your asking to die…aren’t you? Kris Gaffney-Like that guy from Goldeneye, I have nothing to fear, I am invincible! ("Walk, Idiot, Walk" by The Hives plays as Christy Hemme makes her way onto the stage.) JR: Hemme has a terrible record in matches against Miss Jackie, but if she loses this one, we'll never see her on EMF Television again. King: Not to mention, she'll have to spend a night with Mickie James! God I hope Mickie lets us watch the footage. Kris: Has that ever happened with any of the other Divas she's been with? No. So don't get your hopes up.... ("Generic Theme" plays as Miss Jackie makes her way out to the ramp with the EMF Women's Championship on her shoulder.) JR: Jackie hasn't defended this title in some time... King: Who cares? She won it by stealing Velvet's bra. Kris: But again.... only Mickie James benefitted. (The bell sounds to start this match. Christy Hemme charges at Jackie and catches her off guard, knocking her down with a clothesline. She lets Jackie get up and does it again. After 3 clotheslines Hemme begins stamping away on Jackie. Jackie blocks one of the shots and then tries to get to her feet but Hemme tackles her back down and continues to just stamp away. She lifts Jackie up and hits a quick suplex. She wastes no time covering for 1.... kick out. Hemme just continues the assault, and Jackie looks unable to cope with her quick offence. Hemme lifts Jackie to her feet and goes for a 2nd suplex but this time Jackie elbows her away. Jackie charges at Hemme but Hemme catches her with a spear and hooks the leg again for 1.... kick out.) JR: Christy Hemme sure is giving this all she's got.... King: And she has to.... she'll be unemployed tomorrow if she loses. Kris: And tonight will be the longest night of her life.... (Hemme picks up Jackie again and this time hits a snapmere. She goes for a dropkick to the face but Jackie rolls out of the way and Hemme hits the mat. As she climbs to her feet Jackie plants her with a neckbreaker. She then lifts Hemme up again and nails her with a suplex. Hemme rolls in pain and Jackie picks her back up yet again and then time drives her to the mat with a DDT. Jackie hooks the leg for 1..... kick out. Jackie looks surprised that it wasn't even 2. She picks Hemme up again and fires away with some hard right hands. Jackie backs Hemme up into a corner and then lifts her to the top rope. Jackie climbs up too and then nails a superplex on Christy Hemme. Both women looks hurt and Jackie hooks the leg scoring 1..... 2..... Christy rolls the shoulder out. Jackie gets to her feet looking a little hurt but pretty much shrugging it off and waits for Christy to do the same. Christy stumbles up and Jackie lifts her onto her shoulders looking for the F-Off. Christy screams and reaches out and is able to grab the ropes. Jackie quickly adjusts and hits the F-Off over the top rope but doesn't get enough force behind it and Hemme is able to land safely on her feet on the apron. Jackie turns looking shocked and Hemme pokes her in the eye as she does causing Jackie to stumble back.) JR: Hemme survived a scare there... King: Clinging on for dear life. Kris: 5 years ago this match would be in the books by now. (Hemme climbs through the ropes with Jackie still stunned and runs up and clotheslines Jackie to the mat. With Jackie down, Hemme steps on Jackie's hair, lifting her up to cause pain. The referee counts and on 4 Hemme drops Jackie to the mat. She then lifts her up and nails a suplex. Christy catches her breath and allows Jackie to get back to her feet but then she rolls Jackie up for 1..... 2..... Jackie kicks out. Jackie looks stunned that Christy almost caught her but Christy continues the offence by nailing a big bulldog when Jackie's back is turned. Not wasting a second Hemme covers again for 1..... Jackie kicks out. Hemme realises it'll take more to keep Jackie down and calls for the Twist of Fate. Jackie stumbles up stunned by the quick offence and Hemme kicks her in the gut and goes for the Twist of Fate.... but Jackie sees it coming and pushes Hemme off, spinning her round, and then hoists Hemme up again for the F-Off. Hemme squirms like her life depends on it and Jackie is unable to quite get her in position and Hemme escapes out the back of the move. Jackie turns round frustrated and again she looks for the Twist of Fate. This time though Hemme actually gets half way to hitting the move but Jackie grabs hold of Hemme, lifts her in the air and nails her with a reverse suplex instead. Jackie hooks the leg and counts with the ref sure that it's over 1..... 2...... Hemme throws up a shoulder.) JR: Twice Jackie has looked for her finisher... and twice Hemme's had the answer. King: Looks like she's going to need to get it to put her away... Kris: Who'd have predicted Hemme lasting this long? (Jackie looks angry that Hemme is still in this thing and confronts the referee. While she is yelling at him Hemme gets to her feet. She is clearly hurting but she measures Jackie and when Jackie turns towards her Hemme quickly kicks her in the gut and this time hits the Twist of Fate!! Christy hooks the leg for 1...... 2........ KICK OUT! At the last possible moment. Hemme can't quite believe it. It's Hemme's turn to look at the ref in disbelief but she doesn't want to give Jackie time to recover. Instead she picks Jackie up and nails a quick suplex. She knows this won't do it so she calls for a 2nd Twist of Fate. She picks Jackie up and goes for it but Jackie completely over powers her, lifting her up again like she did before but this time she hoists Hemme right onto her shoulders rather then suplexing her down. This time Hemme has no where to go as Jackie nails the F-Off with authority.) JR: 3rd times the charm..... thank you and goodnight. King: Into the cover.... One...... Two..... THR- Kris: NO! NO NO NO! She kicked out! King: Don't you mean YES!! Remember if she loses we lose a hot girl. (Jackie looks on like this is impossible. She gets right up in the referees face and argues with him. The referee begins yelling back at her that it was only a 2 count. Hemme can barely move as Jackie turns round to face her. Jackie grabs Hemme's legs and applies a Boston Crab. She tightens the hold and Hemme screams out in pain. Jackie continues to apply the pressure and Hemme seems to be fading. She tries desperately to crawl to the ropes but it's no good. Knowing her career is on the line though she doesn't want to tap. The referee lifts her hand and lets it fall once..... twice..... as it's about to fall the 3rd time Hemme shows signs of life and lunges and somehow grabs the bottom rope. The referee counts 1.... 2..... 3.... 4.... Jackie breaks the hold and again confronts the referee. Hemme knows this could be her only opening so despite being in immesne pain she quickly uses the ropes to climb to her feet. Jackie is sure she'll still be down so is surprised when she is suddenly span round and hit with the Twist of Fate out of no where! Hemme hooks the leg and the referee counts 1....... 2.......... 3! Or does he? Right as the hand comes down Jackie throws the shoulder up. Hemme looks at the referee who even has to think about it and then....... calls for the bell!) JR: I don't think the referee was 100% sure..... but she's done it! King: I don't think so JR.... I think Jackie kicked out.... Kris: Looked like 3 to me.... JR: A controversial decision for sure... (Hemme can barely move but beams as the referee presents her with the Women's Championship. Jackie gets to her feet and begins yelling at him that she kicked out. Suddenly Mickie James is in the ring. She lifts up Christy Hemme and nails her with the Mick-Kick! She then takes the microphone.) Mickie: Restart the match.... that was a 2 count! Restart it RIGHT NOW! (The referee has no choice but to call for the bell as Jackie covers Hemme and the referee counts 1..... 2..... 3!) JR: The referee awarded the title to Christy.... but our interim president had other ideas... King: Mickie James screws Christy in the ring... and later tonight in her bed. Kris: Unfortunately we only get to see 1 of them.... (Mickie James picks up the championship that Hemme has dropped and hands it to Jackie, and then raises Jackie's hand in victory. Hemme begins to stir and looks up in disbelief. Mickie stares Hemme in the eyes and smirks at her. She licks her lips suggestively and then grabs Hemme by the hair and yanks her to her feet. She whispers something in Hemme's ear and Hemme looks on terrified. Mickie begins running her fingers through Hemme's hair and smirks at her some more. She then leans in to kiss her. Hemme backs her head away as much as she can but she hasn't got far to move and Mickie is just about to make contact when...... Angel on my Shoulder hits the sound system and the crowd boo loudly that the kiss was interupted. Attention turns to the ramp where we expect The Beautiful People to make an apperence but suddenly the music cuts off randomly. The crowd look confused but suddenly give a huge booing reaction as "BAD, BAD MAN" hits the arena.) JR: No way.... King: It can't be..... Kris: It is.... (John Cena sure enough makes his way out onto the ramp, with Laura Cena in his arms and Velvet Sky by his side. He smirks, taking in the crowd reaction. Mickie looks like she's seen a ghost. But after a few moments she gets it together and applauds that her friend is back. But Cena doesn't look impressed. He just stands on the ramp and is handed a microphone. Velvet takes one too.) Velvet: You know what Mickie.... you're a disgrace. This whole company has suffered since you took over. All you have done is abuse people and use the power for your sick fantasies.... well not any more! Because I'm back now bitch! And I'm coming for you. Cena: Calm down darling.... I got this one. Mickie.... I'm sorry to say this... but I trusted you. I trusted you to run this company properly and this is how you repay me? Abusing the power? Abusing the divas? Building a championship match and runing the ending? I mean it could have been you challenging Jackie tonight if you could have kept your cool and won last week. You're out of control Mickie! And you might be a good friend but I couldn't allow it to go on a second longer. Mickie your services as acting president are no longer required. Mickie: Bu... bu... Cena: FURTHERMORE. After review.... the champions shoulders WERE down when contact was made for the count of 3. Therefore the ruling in the ring is overturned... and your NEW Women's Champion is my good friend Christy Hemme lets hear it for her! JR: Was Cena channelling a NFL referee there? King: Hopefully not the gay one.... we don't wanna go from a lesbian owner to that.... (The crowd boo Cena's announcement but Hemme beams as she is handed the Championship for the 2nd time tonight. But Mickie speaks out.) Mickie: Say what you want Cena.... come back to the company... it'll be great to have you back. However. The contracts are all signed for tonight... and this show... Cold Day in Hell.... this show is under MY control. MY authority. I OWN IT! And therefore.... MY decision stands.... the WINNER and STILL the Women's Champion is.... Cena: Actually....... I thought you might try that one.... which is why I bought you a little reminder... (Mickie looks up at him confused.... as Cena now holds his microphone to the mouth of Laura, who smiles and waves at Mickie.) Laura: Hi Aunt Mickie! Just thought I'd remind you..... this is MY Pay Per View. And as much as I love you.... I have to agree with my Mommy and Daddy! The champion is.... erm.... whats her name again? Mickie: Laura don.... Laura: CHRISTY HEMME! Christy wins! ("Walk, Idiot, Walk" plays and the referee officiailly raises the hand of Christy. Mickie just stares, gobsmacked, and then throws her microphone down looking angry. She slides out of the ring looking furious that her plan failed. Christy sinks to her knees sobbing into the championship as Jackie looks shocked, but then suddenly applauds Hemme. She helps Hemme back to her feet and raises her hand. Mickie tries to leave up the ramp but suddenly....) Laura: Oh... and one more thing.... tonight.... we need to have another match! We need to have the match that we never got to see last week. See I wanted to give me Aunt the chance to beat Katie Lea but Katie Lea made her run away! So tonight Aunt Mickie.... my gift to you is Katie Lea... in a steel cage match! (“Degenerate’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This man is the champion, and he will has a tall order to keep his reign going. King-His reign might end, and begin again a few times this match. Kris Gaffney-Enough to make someone dizzy. (“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks to the ring, “Pig” blasts on the PA system as Solstice walks to the ring, “Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring”. “Swagga like us” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring.) JR-These are the challengers to the champion. King-Yeah, and this is no cake walk, a lot of them were former Extreme champions, or could be a champion in the future. [Degenerate, Dewey Pond, Randy Orton, Solstice, and Mike New are in the ring, they stare down each other, suddenly the bell rings, and they all start to fight. Mike New hits a double leg take down on Degenerate, and fires away fists to the face, and Degenerate is able to turn it over on Mike New, and Mike New is able to reverse it kicking Degenerate off of the mounted fists, and Mike New nips up as Degenerate regains his balance from pushing him backwards, and Degenerate charges at Mike New, Mike New is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends Degenerate into the mat face first, and Mike New drops the leg drop on the back of the head of Degenerate, Degenerate is in pain, and Mike New turns around right into Dewey Pond going for a chair shot to the face of Mike New, Mike New is able to counter by blocking it with his hands, and Mike New is able to hit a kick to the gut, and this stuns Dewey Pond, and Mike New hits a jab into the gut, and this doubles over Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond gets smashed with a chair shot that sends him down on the mat, and Mike New looks at chair and turns around, Degenerate counters with a big super kick into the chair, which sends it into Mike New. Mike New stumbles around dazed, and he falls into the ropes, and he then falls through the ropes, and on to the arena floor. This is an fortunate turn for Mike New, but Dewey Pond is not so lucky as he is getting up in pain, and walks towards Degenerate once he is up, who Degenerate kicks him in the gut, and this doubles him over, and Degenerate puts him into a vertical suplex position, and lifts him up, and drops him for a fisherman buster! Degenerate goes for the cover, but Randy Orton sneaks in and hits an RKO on Degenerate. Degenerate hits the mat and rolls to the outside. Randy Orton goes for teh cover on Dewey Pond, and the ref counts ...1...2...3! Solstice comes into the picture to attack Degenerate on the outside, but Degenerate moves out of the way, and Solstice hits Dewey Pond instead (RANDY ORTONWINS THE FIRST FALL!)] JR-Degenerate must be careful, at any moment he could have his head taken off. King-I think he’s out of trouble for now. Kris Gaffney-What gives you that idea? King-I DON’T KNOW, JUST A FEELING!! [The superstars have made it back into the ring. Degenerate gets up to his feet, and he hits a kick into the gut, and he doubles over Solstice, and Degenerate hits a kick to the gut. This doubles over Solstice, and Solstice Degenerate throws Solstice into the ring post, and this makes Solstice fall out of the ring, and Degenerate turns around, and gets hit with a hard chair shot that knocks down Degenerate. Degenerate is stunned, Mike New gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, and turns around and Mike New hits the House of Pain! Mike New goes into the cover on Degenerate, and the ref counts the 1……………….2…………….3 MIKE NEW HAS WON THE FALL! Mike New gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Degenerate. Mike New see’s Solstice climbing up to his feet, he’s on the apron. Mike New goes over to Solstice, Solstice is able to hit a hang man on Mike New, and Solstice slides into the ring. Solstice has a Singapore Cane as Mike New turns around, and he gets hit with a Singapore cane, and he goes down. Randy Orton comes into the ring, only to suffer the same fate in the gut, and then gets hit with a cane shot in the gut. Degenerate is up, and he charges at Solstice, and knocks the cane from him. Solstice stumbles forward, and falls into the corner. Degenerate charges into the corner. Solstice pulls himself up to the second rope, and hooks Degenerate, and Solstice hits the Out Cold. 20 MINUTES IS LEFT IN THE MATCH. Solstice gets up to his feet, and would go into the cover, but Dewey Pond is standing right there, and Solstice knows that he can’t make the cover. Suddenly the lights go off, and crashes can be heard. Pyrotechnics blasts on the ring posts, giving enough light to see a figure of someone with a sledgehammer hitting someone with it, but we can’t see who it is, because the lights are dim and too little to see. Once again it’s dark, until finally the lights turn on. Around the ring Degenerate, Orton, and New are recovering stillin their same places seemly unhurt from whatever happened, but looks confused. Dewey Pond is double over in pain in the ring, but otherwise unhurt. However, Solstice is in the ring completely motionless, and bleeding extremely bad.] JR-My god, what the hell just happened. King-Think were behind on our electric bill. Kris Gaffney-Shut up King…this is serious? King-Why so serious? [EMF officials and meds, pull out Solstice, and work on him, and soon start to wheel him off on a stretcher as the match goes on (MIKE NEW WON THE THIRD FALL). Degenerate rolls in the ring, and pushes hits a shining wizard on Dewey Pond. Which knocks him down on the mat, and Degenerate goes into the cover on Dewey Pond thinking that whoever attacked him might have done enough to give him the advantage to keep him down. But Dewey Pond is moving after that. Degenerate can’t believe it, obviously whoever attacked just left Dewey Pond alone other than just one time. Degenerate turns around, and see’s that Mike New has a ladder out, and has made kind of a ramp up to the top rope, and New is climbing up it, running on it, and he leaps on the top rope, and hits a missile drop kick on Degenerate. Degenerate goes down on the mat, and rolls into the corner, and Mike New goes up to where Degenerate is, and he starts a ten punch combo. 1………..2……….3………4………5……….6…….7………8. Randy Orton is getting up to his feet, and Mike New see’s this, and he goes for the attack. But it’s countered by Randy Orton ducking it, Mike New lands on his feet, turns around and he goes for a fist, but Randy Orton ducks that too, and he hits a 3.0 back breaker that sends him down on the mat. Randy Orton slowly waits back as Mike New rolls into the apron, and he gets up to his feet. Mike New climbs up to his feet, and Randy Orton kicks him on the second rope, and then Randy Orton hits a elevated DDT. THERE IS 13 MINUTES LEFT IN THE MATCH. Randy Orton gets up to his feet, and Randy Orton waits for Mike New to get up for the RKO. But as New gets up, Dewey Pond is leaping off of the ladder, and Randy Orton counters that with an RKO on Dewey Pond! Mike New is still there for Randy Orton. He goes for the RKO he wanted to go for earlier, but Mike New is able to counter with a front face Russian leg sweep that drives him on the mat.] Miz-AWESOME! King-We knew that was coming. Miz-Yes…now I need to go back to haunting the Rock’s dreams puts on a Freddy Kruger hat and in the background he yells BOO! Kris Gaffney-Hopefully he didn’t forget to take his gun from the bus. Miz-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH King-Guess not… [THERE IS 8 MINUTES LEFT IN THE MATCH, and MIKE NEW WON THE FOURTH FALL. Mike New is on his back as seemly he was dazed for some sort of move off camera, Randy Orton is able to get up, and he stumbles right into New, who locks on the Lockness Monster! Randy Orton is fading, Degenerate not caring either way thinks that Orton has been wore down enough, so he breaks up the move. He pulls up Mike New, and he grabs a chair, and runs at New for a chair shot, but it’s countered with a House of Pain!! New falls down to his knee’s, suddenly the crowd starts reacting, and Mike New turns around right into John Cena! John Cena picks up Mike New, and hits the F-U on Mike New. Cena does the “you can’t see me” taunt, and leaves, Degenerate makes the cover on Mike New, and the ref counts the 1…………..2…………..3! DEGENERATE WINS THE FIFTH FALL!] JR-What is John Cena doing here? Kris Gaffney-And how did he get out of jail? King-Seemly he can do it whenever he wants…. Kris Gaffney-That’s the jail system for you. [We are down to the final 2 MINUTES! Degenerate rolls out of the ring as the rest of the competitors are trying to get at him, but they seem to get in each other way as Mike New is throwing fists to the face with Randy Orton. Randy Orton hits a low blow on Mike New. Randy Orton gets turned around, and Dewey Pond hits a chair shot on Randy Orton. Degenerate goes from behind Dewey Pond and throws him into the ring steps, and there is one minute, and all competitors are down on the mat, and Degenerate rolls into the ring, and he waits as the clock goes to 30 seconds. Degenerate thinking that there is no way the competitors can get up in time to make a real effort to get up starts celebrating. Degenerate climbs up to the second rope, and celebrates, he gets down on the mat with 15 seconds left, and turns right into the House of Pain by Mike New! Mike New goes into the cover on Degenerate, the ref counts the 1………….2…………3! The clock expires, MIKE NEW WINS THE SIXTH FALL AND THE MATCH.] JR-Mike New won this match. King-Degenerate thought he had it in the bag. Kris Gaffney-Indeed. (Mickie's draw drops but Cena takes Laura away before Mickie can try and change her mind, and Cena, Laura and Velvet disappear behind the curtain leaving Mickie stunned on the ramp and Hemme in the ring clutching her championship.) ("Obsession" plays over the PA system as Mickie James makes her way down the ramp and the steel cage lowers.) JR: Mickie James was put in her place earlier by Laura Cena.... and now she will be locked in a cage with a bitter rival. King: 2 Diva Matches in 1 night and no ones losing any clothes? This place is slipping... ("ET" by Katy Perry plays as Katie Lea makes her way out second.) JR: Katie Lea is no walkover... but she has something to prove here against the 4 time Women's Champion. King: Yea... like she's not afraid to be sexually abused. Kris: I'm sure she doesn't want to be in this cage either... (The referee locks the cage door and the bell sounds. Mickie charges at Katie and hits her with a quick clothesline and then stomps away on her. Katie rolls and gets to her feet and Mickie fires some hard right hands at Katie, which Katie returns. They go back and forth seemingly just intent on hurting eachother rather than actually wrestling a match. Katie backs Mickie up against the wall of the cage, and then grabs Mickie's head and rams it hard into the steel. Mickie stumbles forwards and Katie takes her down with a DDT and covers for 1..... kick out. Katie kneels down over Mickie and begins hammering away with hard right hands to the face. Mickie blocks one and battles back, and is able to climb to her feet. She charges at Katie and hits a neckbreaker. She lifts Katie up to her feet, and then Irish whips her so hard she goes over the top rope and smacks into the cage wall.) JR: Both of these women using the unforgiving steel to hurt eachother... King: What else would you use it for? Kris: How about climbing? (Katie stumbles back into the ring looking hurt and Mickie plants her down with a DDT. Mickie hooks the leg for 1.... 2.... Katie kicks out. Mickie lifts Katie back to her feet and the two begin trading shots once more. Katie backs Mickie up against the turnbuckle and then lifts Mickie onto the top rope. She goes up as well and begins to hammer away on Mickie's face as the crowd chant 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6.... Mickie blocks one shot but Katie then pushes Mickie hard so she falls backwards off the turnbuckle and smashes into the steel. Mickie slumps on the ring apron and Katie, already on the turnbuckle, begins to climb the cage. Mickie reaches up and grabs a foot which slows her down but Katie is able to kick her off and continue climbing. She doesn't get very far before Mickie is up to her feet. Mickie climbs the tunrbuckle too and Katie looks down to see her but it's too late.... as Mickie reaches up and applies the vaginal claw on Katie! Katie shrieks and tries to kick Mickie off but in her terror and anger she lets go of the cage and falls hard to the mat below. Mickie turns on the turnbuckle and then leaps off, hitting a crossbody into a cover for 1.... 2.... Katie kicks out.) JR: A unique way of saving this match by Mickie James... King: I get the feeling I'm gonna miss Mickie running this place... Kris: And scoring with all the girls you can't? Don't worry... Cena will still do that. (Mickie stands over the hurting Katie and smirks. Mickie kneels down and licks her hand, before placing Katie over her knee and spanking her hard. Katie again yells out but this time she's able to squirm away from Mickie and get to her feet. Mickie does as well but Katie lands a dropkick on her. Mickie goes down and when she stumbles to her feet Katie suplexes her back down. Katie stomps fairly hard on Mickie's face a few times, and then lifts her up again and nails another suplex. She then looks up at the top of the cage and begins to try and climb. Mickie gets to her feet and it's clear Katie will not have the time to escape. Katie seems in two minds about what to do but suddenly we see an image on the titantron that makes Katie's jaw drop. We get a shot from backstage where Daffney is seen holding the hand of Abyss, and guiding him suggestively into a room. Katie begins yelling out and seemingly forgets about the match which allows Mickie to go behind her, place Katie on her shoulders and hit an electric chair drop off the cage! Katie rolls in agony and Mickie measures her up, and then nails the Mickie-DT when Katie stumbles to her feet. Mickie picks up the lifeless Katie and then hits a Mick Kick as well for good measure. Mickie begins yelling down at Katie Lea about something before she lays across Katie in the opposite direction (think HHH and Trish Stratus ) in a very suggestive pin and the referee counts 1.... 2..... 3!) JR: Mickie James just won this match. King: I'm not sure it would have been so easy without the distraction... Kris: Poor Katie... (The referee goes to unlock the cage door but Mickie yells at him not too, and instead opts to climb over the top before taking the cage key from him while Katie begins to stir. It soon becomes clear why when Katie Lea is on her feet and begins yelling at the ref to let her out quickly, but he can't. Katie begins yelling at Mickie to open the door so she doesn't have to waste time climbing out but Mickie motions for Katie to kiss her ass before walking out smug with the key in her hands, causing the severly hurt Katie to try and climb out before she can go after Abyss.) JR: Mickie James may have just added even more bad blood to this feud... King: Although you'd have to think Katie's attentions will now turn to Daffney... Kris: I guess we'll see..... (“If You Smell…” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring with the IC title, he raises the IC title on the turnbuckle as he reaches the ring.) JR-This is a big defense for the Rock. King-Well, he is looking to be a more fighting champion. Kris Gaffney-He’s been fighting…just for his life, not the title. (“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring along with Angelina Love, he continues to the ring as Love goes over to the commentary desk.) JR-Looks like were going to be joined by Angelina Love. King-……. [The Rock and Daniel Bryan stare down, they slap hands, and they go off to opposite sides of the ring, and they pace around the ring, they lock up, and Bryan is able to slip behind the rock, and the Rock looks for a way out of the hold, and is able to hit a snapmare that sends Daniel Bryan flying. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and once he does he charges at the Rock who counters with a headlock take down, and the Rock puts on the pressure on the hold, and the Rock gets pushed up to his feet by Daniel Bryan trying to get out of the hold. Daniel Bryan once he’s to his feet looks for a way out of the hold, and Daniel Bryan is able to back the Rock to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock comes off of the ropes, and the Rock hits a shoulder tackle the Rock waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet, and he charges at Daniel Bryan is able to take down the Rock with a drop toe hold, and floats over into a head lock, and the twists over into a hammer lock, Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and takes the Rock down with a single leg reverse take down. The Rock with his free leg, is able to push Daniel Bryan to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and the Rock takes down Daniel Bryan with an arm bar, and he looks like he’s going for his own Crossface. But Daniel Bryan is able to roll through, and Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and he puts on a small package. The ref counts the 1…………2………The Rock kicks out, and both of the two get up, and set, and there is stare down as the two get cheers from the crowd due to that exchanged. They pace around the ring, and then they lock up, the Rock twists his arm into an arm bar, and hits a few clubbing blows on it. The Rock pushes Daniel Bryan to the ropes, and tries to whip him to the ropes, and Daniel Bryan lowers his head, but the Rock is able to grab Bryan’s head, and throws him face first into the mat. Bryan stumbles up to his feet, and the Rock hits a running clothesline. Daniel Bryan gets up, and falls into the corner, the Rock hits a few fists to the face, and the Rock steps back spits on his fist, and hits his spit punch that rocks Daniel Bryan in the corner. The Rock motions for Bryan to come on, and the Rock hits a samaon drop. The Rock waits as Bryan is slow to get up to his feet. Now Daniel Bryan does get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Daniel Bryan is dazed, and the Rock kicks him in the gut, and he hits a DDT. The Rock goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………..2…………………..kick out by Daniel Bryan.] JR-Despite these two having quite a lot of respect for one another. King-Well the Rock said that he wouldn’t hold back, no matter how much he respected Daniel Bryan. Kris Gaffney-Guess the Rock has no respect for the Fav Five. [The Rock gets up to his feet, and then he gets ready for the Rock Bottom, and Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and he turns around into the waiting Rock who the Rock goes for the Rock Bottom. But it’s countered by Daniel Bryan hitting a release arm drag. The Rock goes flying, and he gets up to his feet, and he doesn’t look happy as he charges at Daniel Bryan, but he hits a leg lariat that sends The Rock down to the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet, and once he does Daniel Bryan hits a running clothesline that knocks down. The Rock gets up dazed, and Daniel Bryan hits a few forearm shots to the face, and he tries to whip the Rock to the ropes, and the Rock bounces off of the ropes. The Rock lowers his head, and Daniel Bryan is able to counter with a swinging neck breaker. Daniel Bryan falls down to the mat in pain, and Daniel Bryan takes a few moments to rest up, and once he gets up to his feet, he falls into the corner, and the Rock gets up to his feet, and he charges into the corner, and the Rock gets hit with a boot to the face, and Daniel Bryan pulls himself up to the second rope, and he leaps off of the second rope, and he hits a drop kick that connects on the Rock. This gives Daniel Bryan the time to rest up, and slowly Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet as the Rock gets up. Daniel Bryan hits a few kicks to the side of the Rock, and Daniel Bryan whips the Rock off of the ropes, and once he comes off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan hits a punch to the gut that doubles over the Rock, and Daniel Bryan hits a Russian leg sweep that connects on The Rock. The Rock rolls out of the ring, and slowly he gets up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan hits a shoulder block into the gut that doubles him over, and the Daniel Bryan puts the Rock into a vertical suplex position on the top rope, and he lifts him up, and he drops him for a vertical suplex over the top rope, and Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on the Rock from there, and the ref counts the 1……………………2…………………kick out by the Rock. Daniel Bryan looks at the ref with his hands on his hips not really knowing what to do with this, and he puts on the chin block, and the Rock looks for a way out of the hold, slowly he gets up to his feet. And he tries to go for a belly to back suplex, but Daniel Bryan is able to slide out of the back, and Daniel Bryan sets up, and he hits the release german suplex.] JR-What a move by Daniel Bryan. King-Bryan might be feeling the IC championship coming his way. [The Rock hits hard, and Daniel Bryan waits as Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet, and the Rock drives him down, and locks on the Lebell lock in the middle of the ring, and the Rock is in pain. Yelling looking for a way out of the hold, he tries to roll through, but Bryan hangs on. The Rock considers about taping, but then put the hand down as he’s just now fading away, and he refuses to tape. The ref checks the Rock’s hand once….twice…the Rock arm shoots up on the third time, and lucky for him he with that last grasp was able to grab the ropes. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and shakes his head amazed with what the Rock just fought through. But not stopping Bryan stalks behind the Rock who gets up to his feet, and Bryan tries to drive down the Rock with an arm bar. The Rock blocks, Bryan tries to force the Rock down, but suddenly out of no where the Rock turns into Bryan, and hooks Bryan, and hits the Rock Bottom out of no where, the Rock rolls around in pain, but he is tries to get into the cover quickly as possible, but it’s not right away. The Rock hooks the leg, and the ref counts the 1……………..2……………..KICK OUT just before three. The Rock goes wide eyes, surprised that didn’t work. The Rock gets up to his feet, and pulls up Daniel Bryan, and puts him in a set up for the Rock Bottom, but Daniel Bryan hits a few elbows to the side of the head to the Rock, and Daniel Bryan backs up, and hits a kick to the side of the head of the Rock. Daniel Bryan stunned shakes his head, and he climbs out of the ring, and up to the top rope, and he steady’s himself on the top rope. Daniel Bryan see’s the Rock getting up, and Daniel Bryan leaps, but the Rock catches him, and hits another Rock Bottom on Daniel Bryan. He gets up to a sitting position, he shakes his head, and mouth’s “no”. He nips up, and he sets up for it, The Rock pulls off his elbow pad, and throws it into the crowd. He motions for the People’s Elbow, and he runs to the ropes, he comes off leaping over Bryan, and he bounces off of the other side of the ring, and he drops the People’s Elbow on Daniel Bryan. The Rock goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan, but Bryan caught arm of the Rock and is trying to get up to get the leverage to put on the LeBell Lock, the Rock snapmare’s him off, and Bryan gets up, and runs right into the third Rock Bottom, right into the cover for the 1…………2…………3!] JR-An amazing match by these two great competitors. (The Rock looks down on Daniel Bryan, and looks to try to help Bryan up, when suddenly a man in a coat, and a hat attacks the Rock from behind, the Rock turns around, and gets a chair to the face. The Rock is busted open as the man takes off the coat to reveal.) JR-Punisher! King-Guess he was waiting his time. (The Rock is slow to get up to his feet, and he stumbles right a pick up, and a Capital Punishment! Punisher stands over the Rock saying a few things, suddenly from behind Daniel Bryan hits a front drop kick, which makes the Punisher stumble forward, and falls out of the ring. Punisher gets up, not so much hurt as pissed off as Daniel Bryan guards the ring as Punisher yells some stuff at him. With the Punisher gone, Bryan puts out his hand to the Rock, Rock stares at Bryan for a moment, and then shakes his hand. As the two celebrate in the ring.) JR-Get match, but what is the plans of the Punisher. King-Oh he has something. (“Degenerate’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This man has got to be hurting. King-Well, guess that’s what you get for doing an Extreme battle royal when you have a world title match. Kris Gaffney-This can’t be easy…luckily I never known what this is about. (“Death of Me” blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and Jimmy Hart is on his megaphone proclaiming how awesome Tazte is.) King-CAN YOU HEAR OVER THE MEGAPHONE?… Kris Gaffney-What? JR-Well regardless of that, Tazte has got to be feeling good about this situation. [Scott Tazte and Degenerate pace around the ring, and they lock up, Scott Tazte hits a knee lift which makes Degenerate doubles over. Scott Tazte measures up, and Scott Tazte hits a fist to the face of Degenerate. Degenerate goes down on the mat, Degenerate dazed gets whipped to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Scott Tazte lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends Degenerate flying through the air, and crashing on the mat. Scott Tazte waits for Degenerate to get up to his feet, and Degenerate stumbles right into the waiting Scott Tazte who sets up, and hits a t-bone suplex on Degenerate. Degenerate rolls out of the ring, and tries to think of a new strategy, but clearly Scott Tazte does not want to give him that advantage as he slides out of the ring with him, as Degenerate back is towards him, and Scott Tazte grabs Degenerate, and brings him into the ring steps, and then smashes Degenerates head on the steel steps. Degenerate is stunned, and Scott Tazte grabs Degenerate, and throws him into the ring. Scott Tazte takes a few moments to mock the crowd, and he jumps on the apron. Degenerate stumbles up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Scott Tazte meusures up as Degenerate gets up to his feet. Scott Tazte leaps in the air, and he hits a axe handle that knocks down Degenerate. Scott Tazte hits a few stomps on the downed Degenerate, and picks him up, and throws him on the second rope, Scott Tazte pushes down on his back which makes him choke. The ref counts to 4, and he lets go of the hold, Scott Tazte backs up as the ref warns Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte goes back on the attack as Degenerate gets up to his feet, and once he does he hits a few forearm shots to the face, Scott Tazte backs up, and kicks Degenerate in the gut. This doubles over Degenerate, and Scott Tazte puts on a double under hook, and he lifts up, and Degenerate gets hit with a double under hook back breaker. Scott Tazte looks down at Degenerate, and calls for the Kountdown as he does the dreded pose before the count down, that makes the computers activate Skynet, because the human race had gotten too powerful. As Degenerate is slow to get up to his feet, and once Degenerate gets kicked in the gut, and Scott Tazte goes for the Kountdown, but Degenerate throws his hands off of him. Scott Tazte is able to push Degenerate backwards, and Degenerate stumbles forward as he hits the ropes, and Scott Tazte picks up Degenerate, and drives him down with a Double A spine buster that plants him into the mat!] JR-Scott Tazte first move didn’t work, but he called another play, and hits the spine buster. King-insert spot joke here. Kris Gaffney-Indeed. [Scott Tazte goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………….2……..kick out by Degenerate. Scott Tazte looks at the ref questioning the count, and the ref doesn’t budge on the call, and Degenerate is getting up to his feet, and Scott Tazte hits a kick to the side of the head which makes Degenerate fall back down to the mat. Scott Tazte goes to the outside of the ring, and he lcimbs up to the top rope, but suddenly Degenerate gets up to his feet, and he dives on the top rope, and Scott Tazte falls on the top rope in pain, and Degenerate goes over to Scott Tazte, and he hits a few fists to the face of Scott Tazte, and this stuns him enough to climb up to the top turnbuckle, Degenerate hooks Scott Tazte, and then hits a super plex that sends him and Tazte crashing down on the mat, and now both of the wrestlers are down on the mat, and both are having a hard time moving, Scott Tazte moves into the middle of the ring, and he slowly gets up to his feet, and he see’s that Degenerate is getting up to his feet, and is behind him when it comes to recovering, so Tazte charges at Degenerate, and tries to attack Degenerate. But Degenerate surprises him by hitting an inverted atomic drop, and this makes Degenerate stumbles backwards in pain, and Degenerate hits a fist to the face that knocks him down on the mat, and Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and Degenerate hits a few fists to the face, and Scott Tazte reels on the ropes. Degenerate tries to whip Scott Tazte to the ropes, but it’s reversed, and Degenerate bounces off of the ropes, and Scott Tazte goes for a clothesline that misses. Scott Tazte turns around, and gets hit with a super kick that knocks down Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte is slow to get up to his feet as he’s dazed, Degenerate runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and hits a bulldog driving Scott Tazte’s face into the mat. Scott Tazte rolls on to his back…for some reason, anyways Degenerate goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope, he measures up as he steady’s himself, and he leaps off of the top rope, and comes crashing down on the big splash on the downed Scott Tazte. Degenerate goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………..2………………KICK OUT by Scott Tazte!] JR-Degenerate almost got the three count there. King-Tazte has let his guard down. [Degenerate pulls up Scott Tazte, and he whips him to the ropes, and Scott Tazte kicks Degenerate in the face. Degenerate is stunned, Scott Tazte kicks him in the gut, and he hits the Remedy DDT on Degenerate. Scott Tazte is too dazed to make the cover, and he decides to pick up Degenerate, and puts him into a power bomb position. He sets up Degenerate, and lifts him up for a power bomb. But Degenerate counters with the D-Spike! Degenerate pushes Scott Tazte on his back, and the ref counts the 1………….2………….3!] JR-Degenerate won this match, and the world championship. King-Shocking. (“Iron Man” blasts on the PA system as Prez Mike steps on the stage with a microphone with a confused look.) .::Prez Mike::.-Scott Tazte, I have saw your comments you posted online, and after this event I just had to come out here, and respond to them. How, do you ask do I, Prez Mike know what Scott Tazte said, even though he hasn't posted it on line yet, the answer is simple, high speed Internet. My net is so fast, it already has the message that has Scott Tazte has only begun to form in his brain. Which must be a little bit damaged after that match, because a lot this stuff is laughable. Now Scott, I won't get too much into the negatives, and what I disagree on, but there are a few things I want to talk about. You stand in the ring, and talk about how it's us that has lost touch. Yet your still the same man who pointed the finger to John Cena, and said he should get off of television. Yet, you have yet to notice that John Cena has been in jail for the last six months, and hasn't shown his face on EMF television save for earlier tonight, and maybe an appearance or two. So lay off Cena, it's not like he's ever gotten in the way of anything you wanted to accomplish. Then you went on, and on in your promo about Degenerate the representation of all that you hate in this bland new generation of talent. Yet did you not recognize the first TAW World Champion? A man who is suppose to be cut from the same clothe as you, you do repersent the Attitude in Badditude, right? Yet this is the guy who is suppose to repersent the new generation of bland talent, next thing you'll tell me is that Lex Luger is an up and comer, if he can only get over his fear of tight t-shirts, he might one day be a star. Now, now Scott, don't think I'm just here to make fun of you, you just made it too easy. I mean I could go into your whole the grass is greener on the other side theory, but that's too foolish to get into. What I do want to get into you. Now it's hard to really understand that a man who was on the roll of his career as the world, and tag team champion was not getting everything he deserved. But there were certain things that you have said recently that made a lot of sense, and one recently that I've totally one hundred percent backed you with. But when we talk about respect, you know Scott Tazte you did strike a cord with me. Because you took a lot of what I said in private to you, and you made it sound like I was demanding more of you, but really I was telling you how I saw you, and what I have seen that the EMF truly means to you. Because believe it or not, I always have respected you, and why shouldn't I. Your an EMF Hall of Famer, an EMF original, a man who has given a lot to this business. But Scott, that all changed a few months ago, when others gave up on the EMF, you stood up, and became a leader. You showed yourself as a man of character, and that is something I respect even further than any championship reign length, or number could ever say. I will admit fully that maybe I haven't always expressed it, but you need to understand that you are who you are, and I am who I am. I'm not an easy man to know, I had a loved one that I felt more for than words could ever truly display, and it took me years of soul searching just to even try to start to, but it was always there still the same. So if I ever not vocalized this enough, I hope you understand why I wouldn't, and accept my apology for that, and my apology is this. Scott Tazte, you should know that in the EMF rematches are a judgment call, they are never promised. Each situation is very different from the next. Did in the past we always get them right, probably not. But Tazte, I want you to know I respect you, I appreciate you, and I don't do this because you spoke up. But because you were a long time champion that ran into an unlucky break tonight, so you and Degenerate two weeks from tonight, you got it. ("Iron Man" blasts on the PA system as Prez Mike walks to the back. Degenerate gets the world title thrown on him as Cold Day in Hell fades away.) (OOC-Actually closer than a lot expected, both wrote nice RP’s. This along with some confusion caused it to take this long to get this main event up, sorry about that.)

EMF: Cold Day in Hell

(Copyright information flashes on the screen, and we go into a highlight video of how all of these matches came about, then finally we end that as a introduction screen welcomes us to Cold Day in Hell 2011. We go into the arena in San Antonio, Texas. Pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage. The lights turn on, and fans wave their signs. Some say “I’m deaf”, “Angelina screamed in frustration at my Halloween party”, and “KG = The New Road.”)

JR-Welcome to Cold Day in Hell, were expected a great show, I’m good ol’ JR along side Jerry “the King” Lawler, and Kris “KG” Gaffney.

King-I’m surprised your still alive KG.

Kris Gaffney-…I was DIA….don’t worry I got better.

King-Interesting stuff.

(“Monster” blasts on the PA system as Abyss walks to the ring along with Katie Lea, Abyss poses a pyrotechnics blasts behind him. Abyss continues to the ring.)

JR-Abyss and Gambler have quite the history.

King-Yeah, and I bet somewhere deep Gambler is happy to face him, because he’s going to try to get rid of a major demon of his past.

Kris Gaffney-It’s Halloween, why would you want to get rid of your demons….I never got rid of my demon, and look how good I turned out *h

(“The Gambler” blasts on the PA system as the Gambler walks to the ring holding up the TV championship as the crowd boo’s.)

JR-This man has made has shown quite a lot since returning to the Extreme Measures Federation.

King-Yeah, and the impact has been felt on Gaffney’s face.

Kris Gaffney-This much is true

[Gambler and Abyss paces around the ring, and Gambler and Abyss lock up, they try to test each other’s strength, and both are fairly even, and finally the Gambler being the heelish heel is able to hit a knee lift which doubles over. The Gambler hits a few clubbing blows to the back that sends Abyss down to his knee’s, the Gambler picks up Abyss, Abyss throws off the Gambler’s hands, and Abyss hits a few fists to the face, and Abyss is able to use this stun the Gambler enough to separate him away from him. Abyss bounces off of the ropes, and the Gambler is able to counter with a hip toss that sends Abyss on the mat, and he slowly he gets up to his feet, and Abyss gets hit with a few fists to the face, and the Gambler tries to whip Abyss to the ropes, but Abyss is able to reverse the whip, and the Gambler comes off of the ropes, and knocks down with a running shoulder block that knocks down Abyss. Abyss gets up in the corner, and Abyss is stunned, and the Gambler closes the gap in the corner, and the Gambler hits a few stomps into the gut, and this stuns Abyss. The Gambler takes him out of the corner dragging Abyss face on to the top rope, and Abyss is in pain, and the Gambler whips him to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes. The Gambler goes for a clothesline, but it’s ducked under by Abyss, and Abyss comes off of the ropes, and the Gambler is able to hit a big boot that knocks down Abyss. Abyss stumbles up to his feet, and the Gambler with all his power picks up the Monster Abyss, and slams him hard on the mat. Abyss crashes hard on the mat, and now is down for sure. The Gambler runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and goes for a leg drop, but Abyss moves out of the way, and the Gambler crashes on the mat, and he rolls into the corner, and Abyss gets up to his feet. Clearly Abyss is hurting, but he knows this might be his chance to get this match under control, so he charges into the corner, and the Gambler moves out of the way, and Abyss stumbles out of the corner, and the Gambler hits a belly to belly over head throw that sends Abyss flying, and crashing down on the mat. The Gambler gets up to his feet, and Abyss stumbles up to his feet, and the Gambler kicks Abyss in the gut, and the Gambler hits a DDT on Abyss. The Gambler goes into the cover on Abyss, and the ref counts the 1……………….2………………………..KICK OUT by Abyss as the Gambler looks up to the ref, and calls for a faster count. The Gambler gets up, and he starts hitting a few stomps on Abyss.]

JR-The Gambler thought he had Abyss there.

King-Well that should make Gambler cheery.

Kris Gaffney-Don’t I know it…*Groan*

[The Gamber backs out as Abyss crawls to the ropes, and he tries to get up with the help of the ropes, The Gambler is able to push down Abyss on the second rope as the ref counts to four, and the Gambler lets go, and Abyss stays on the second rope, and The Gambler taunts the crowd as they boo. The Gambler runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and he leaps off of the ropes as he leaps off of the ropes. Abyss moves out of the way, and the Gambler comes crashing down on the ropes, and the Abyss is in pain, and he falls on the mat. The Gambler is on the mat in pain, and the Monster Abyss takes a few moments. Abyss slowly gets up to his feet, and at this moment the Gambler throws a fist to the face. Abyss throws a fist to the face, and it lands on the Gambler. Abyss stumbles backwards, and the Gambler is stunned as well, the Gambler is able to come around, and he is able to answer quicker than Abyss due to the fact that Abyss has taken all of the moves thus far. The Gambler goes for a big boot, but Abyss ducks it, and Abyss continues to the other side of the ring as he bounces off of the ropes. The Gambler turns around, and Abyss leaps in the air, and hits a flying shoulder block that knocks down the Gambler. The Gambler gets up to his feet, and Abyss hits a running clothesline. The Gambler gets up to his feet, and he falls into the corner, and Abyss charges at the Gambler, and he hits a big splash in the corner. The Gambler stumbles out of the corner, and Abyss picks up the Gambler, and drops him for the Shock treatment! Abyss goes into the cover on the Gambler, and the ref counts the 1…………………2…………………….KICK OUT by the Gambler!]

JR-Almost three.

King-I don’t think Gambler would let it end so easily.

Kris Gaffney-He’d never be able to get a good night sleep if he did. Maybe he could punch himself out. He does seem to have a very good punch.

King-You’d know…

[Abyss calls for the end as he pulls up the Gambler, and he whips the Gambler off of the ropes. Abyss goes for the Black Hole slam, but the Gambler hits a knee lift, and this stuns Abyss. Abyss stumbles into the corner, and the Gambler charges into the corner Abyss pulls himself up to the second rope, but the Gambler comes up with a drop kick, stunning Abyss. The Gambler climbs up to the second rope, and sets up Abyss, and drops him for the Royal Flush off the second rope! The Gambler goes into the cover, on Abyss, and the ref counts 1…………2……….3!]

JR-Gambler won this match with an amazing drop kick.

Kris Gaffney-Didn’t know assholes could jump that high.

King-Your asking to die…aren’t you?

Kris Gaffney-Like that guy from Goldeneye, I have nothing to fear, I am invincible!

("Walk, Idiot, Walk" by The Hives plays as Christy Hemme makes her way onto the stage.)

JR: Hemme has a terrible record in matches against Miss Jackie, but if she loses this one, we'll never see her on EMF Television again.

King: Not to mention, she'll have to spend a night with Mickie James! God I hope Mickie lets us watch the footage.

Kris: Has that ever happened with any of the other Divas she's been with? No. So don't get your hopes up....

("Generic Theme" plays as Miss Jackie makes her way out to the ramp with the EMF Women's Championship on her shoulder.)

JR: Jackie hasn't defended this title in some time...

King: Who cares? She won it by stealing Velvet's bra.

Kris: But again.... only Mickie James benefitted.

(The bell sounds to start this match. Christy Hemme charges at Jackie and catches her off guard, knocking her down with a clothesline. She lets Jackie get up and does it again. After 3 clotheslines Hemme begins stamping away on Jackie. Jackie blocks one of the shots and then tries to get to her feet but Hemme tackles her back down and continues to just stamp away. She lifts Jackie up and hits a quick suplex. She wastes no time covering for 1.... kick out. Hemme just continues the assault, and Jackie looks unable to cope with her quick offence. Hemme lifts Jackie to her feet and goes for a 2nd suplex but this time Jackie elbows her away. Jackie charges at Hemme but Hemme catches her with a spear and hooks the leg again for 1.... kick out.)

JR: Christy Hemme sure is giving this all she's got....

King: And she has to.... she'll be unemployed tomorrow if she loses.

Kris: And tonight will be the longest night of her life....

(Hemme picks up Jackie again and this time hits a snapmere. She goes for a dropkick to the face but Jackie rolls out of the way and Hemme hits the mat. As she climbs to her feet Jackie plants her with a neckbreaker. She then lifts Hemme up again and nails her with a suplex. Hemme rolls in pain and Jackie picks her back up yet again and then time drives her to the mat with a DDT. Jackie hooks the leg for 1..... kick out. Jackie looks surprised that it wasn't even 2. She picks Hemme up again and fires away with some hard right hands. Jackie backs Hemme up into a corner and then lifts her to the top rope. Jackie climbs up too and then nails a superplex on Christy Hemme. Both women looks hurt and Jackie hooks the leg scoring 1..... 2..... Christy rolls the shoulder out. Jackie gets to her feet looking a little hurt but pretty much shrugging it off and waits for Christy to do the same. Christy stumbles up and Jackie lifts her onto her shoulders looking for the F-Off. Christy screams and reaches out and is able to grab the ropes. Jackie quickly adjusts and hits the F-Off over the top rope but doesn't get enough force behind it and Hemme is able to land safely on her feet on the apron. Jackie turns looking shocked and Hemme pokes her in the eye as she does causing Jackie to stumble back.)

JR: Hemme survived a scare there...

King: Clinging on for dear life.

Kris: 5 years ago this match would be in the books by now.

(Hemme climbs through the ropes with Jackie still stunned and runs up and clotheslines Jackie to the mat. With Jackie down, Hemme steps on Jackie's hair, lifting her up to cause pain. The referee counts and on 4 Hemme drops Jackie to the mat. She then lifts her up and nails a suplex. Christy catches her breath and allows Jackie to get back to her feet but then she rolls Jackie up for 1..... 2..... Jackie kicks out. Jackie looks stunned that Christy almost caught her but Christy continues the offence by nailing a big bulldog when Jackie's back is turned. Not wasting a second Hemme covers again for 1..... Jackie kicks out. Hemme realises it'll take more to keep Jackie down and calls for the Twist of Fate. Jackie stumbles up stunned by the quick offence and Hemme kicks her in the gut and goes for the Twist of Fate.... but Jackie sees it coming and pushes Hemme off, spinning her round, and then hoists Hemme up again for the F-Off. Hemme squirms like her life depends on it and Jackie is unable to quite get her in position and Hemme escapes out the back of the move. Jackie turns round frustrated and again she looks for the Twist of Fate. This time though Hemme actually gets half way to hitting the move but Jackie grabs hold of Hemme, lifts her in the air and nails her with a reverse suplex instead. Jackie hooks the leg and counts with the ref sure that it's over 1..... 2...... Hemme throws up a shoulder.)

JR: Twice Jackie has looked for her finisher... and twice Hemme's had the answer.

King: Looks like she's going to need to get it to put her away...

Kris: Who'd have predicted Hemme lasting this long?

(Jackie looks angry that Hemme is still in this thing and confronts the referee. While she is yelling at him Hemme gets to her feet. She is clearly hurting but she measures Jackie and when Jackie turns towards her Hemme quickly kicks her in the gut and this time hits the Twist of Fate!! Christy hooks the leg for 1...... 2........ KICK OUT! At the last possible moment. Hemme can't quite believe it. It's Hemme's turn to look at the ref in disbelief but she doesn't want to give Jackie time to recover. Instead she picks Jackie up and nails a quick suplex. She knows this won't do it so she calls for a 2nd Twist of Fate. She picks Jackie up and goes for it but Jackie completely over powers her, lifting her up again like she did before but this time she hoists Hemme right onto her shoulders rather then suplexing her down. This time Hemme has no where to go as Jackie nails the F-Off with authority.)

JR: 3rd times the charm..... thank you and goodnight.

King: Into the cover.... One...... Two..... THR-

Kris: NO! NO NO NO! She kicked out!

King: Don't you mean YES!! Remember if she loses we lose a hot girl.

(Jackie looks on like this is impossible. She gets right up in the referees face and argues with him. The referee begins yelling back at her that it was only a 2 count. Hemme can barely move as Jackie turns round to face her. Jackie grabs Hemme's legs and applies a Boston Crab. She tightens the hold and Hemme screams out in pain. Jackie continues to apply the pressure and Hemme seems to be fading. She tries desperately to crawl to the ropes but it's no good. Knowing her career is on the line though she doesn't want to tap. The referee lifts her hand and lets it fall once..... twice..... as it's about to fall the 3rd time Hemme shows signs of life and lunges and somehow grabs the bottom rope. The referee counts 1.... 2..... 3.... 4.... Jackie breaks the hold and again confronts the referee. Hemme knows this could be her only opening so despite being in immesne pain she quickly uses the ropes to climb to her feet. Jackie is sure she'll still be down so is surprised when she is suddenly span round and hit with the Twist of Fate out of no where! Hemme hooks the leg and the referee counts 1....... 2.......... 3! Or does he? Right as the hand comes down Jackie throws the shoulder up. Hemme looks at the referee who even has to think about it and then....... calls for the bell!)

JR: I don't think the referee was 100% sure..... but she's done it!

King: I don't think so JR.... I think Jackie kicked out....

Kris: Looked like 3 to me....

JR: A controversial decision for sure...

(Hemme can barely move but beams as the referee presents her with the Women's Championship. Jackie gets to her feet and begins yelling at him that she kicked out. Suddenly Mickie James is in the ring. She lifts up Christy Hemme and nails her with the Mick-Kick! She then takes the microphone.)

Mickie: Restart the match.... that was a 2 count! Restart it RIGHT NOW!

(The referee has no choice but to call for the bell as Jackie covers Hemme and the referee counts 1..... 2..... 3!)

JR: The referee awarded the title to Christy.... but our interim president had other ideas...

King: Mickie James screws Christy in the ring... and later tonight in her bed.

Kris: Unfortunately we only get to see 1 of them....

(Mickie James picks up the championship that Hemme has dropped and hands it to Jackie, and then raises Jackie's hand in victory. Hemme begins to stir and looks up in disbelief. Mickie stares Hemme in the eyes and smirks at her. She licks her lips suggestively and then grabs Hemme by the hair and yanks her to her feet. She whispers something in Hemme's ear and Hemme looks on terrified. Mickie begins running her fingers through Hemme's hair and smirks at her some more. She then leans in to kiss her. Hemme backs her head away as much as she can but she hasn't got far to move and Mickie is just about to make contact when...... Angel on my Shoulder hits the sound system and the crowd boo loudly that the kiss was interupted. Attention turns to the ramp where we expect The Beautiful People to make an apperence but suddenly the music cuts off randomly. The crowd look confused but suddenly give a huge booing reaction as "BAD, BAD MAN" hits the arena.)

JR: No way....

King: It can't be.....

Kris: It is....

(John Cena sure enough makes his way out onto the ramp, with Laura Cena in his arms and Velvet Sky by his side. He smirks, taking in the crowd reaction. Mickie looks like she's seen a ghost. But after a few moments she gets it together and applauds that her friend is back. But Cena doesn't look impressed. He just stands on the ramp and is handed a microphone. Velvet takes one too.)

Velvet: You know what Mickie.... you're a disgrace. This whole company has suffered since you took over. All you have done is abuse people and use the power for your sick fantasies.... well not any more! Because I'm back now bitch! And I'm coming for you.

Cena: Calm down darling.... I got this one. Mickie.... I'm sorry to say this... but I trusted you. I trusted you to run this company properly and this is how you repay me? Abusing the power? Abusing the divas? Building a championship match and runing the ending? I mean it could have been you challenging Jackie tonight if you could have kept your cool and won last week. You're out of control Mickie! And you might be a good friend but I couldn't allow it to go on a second longer. Mickie your services as acting president are no longer required.

Mickie: Bu... bu...

Cena: FURTHERMORE. After review.... the champions shoulders WERE down when contact was made for the count of 3. Therefore the ruling in the ring is overturned... and your NEW Women's Champion is my good friend Christy Hemme lets hear it for her!

JR: Was Cena channelling a NFL referee there?

King: Hopefully not the gay one.... we don't wanna go from a lesbian owner to that....

(The crowd boo Cena's announcement but Hemme beams as she is handed the Championship for the 2nd time tonight. But Mickie speaks out.)

Mickie: Say what you want Cena.... come back to the company... it'll be great to have you back. However. The contracts are all signed for tonight... and this show... Cold Day in Hell.... this show is under MY control. MY authority. I OWN IT! And therefore.... MY decision stands.... the WINNER and STILL the Women's Champion is....

Cena: Actually....... I thought you might try that one.... which is why I bought you a little reminder...

(Mickie looks up at him confused.... as Cena now holds his microphone to the mouth of Laura, who smiles and waves at Mickie.)

Laura: Hi Aunt Mickie! Just thought I'd remind you..... this is MY Pay Per View. And as much as I love you.... I have to agree with my Mommy and Daddy! The champion is.... erm.... whats her name again?

Mickie: Laura don....

Laura: CHRISTY HEMME! Christy wins!

("Walk, Idiot, Walk" plays and the referee officiailly raises the hand of Christy. Mickie just stares, gobsmacked, and then throws her microphone down looking angry. She slides out of the ring looking furious that her plan failed. Christy sinks to her knees sobbing into the championship as Jackie looks shocked, but then suddenly applauds Hemme. She helps Hemme back to her feet and raises her hand. Mickie tries to leave up the ramp but suddenly....)

Laura: Oh... and one more thing.... tonight.... we need to have another match! We need to have the match that we never got to see last week. See I wanted to give me Aunt the chance to beat Katie Lea but Katie Lea made her run away! So tonight Aunt Mickie.... my gift to you is Katie Lea... in a steel cage match! (“Degenerate’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man is the champion, and he will has a tall order to keep his reign going.

King-His reign might end, and begin again a few times this match.

Kris Gaffney-Enough to make someone dizzy.

(“Voices” blasts on the PA system as Randy Orton walks to the ring, “Pig” blasts on the PA system as Solstice walks to the ring, “Bad Company” blasts on the PA system as Dewey Pond walks to the ring”. “Swagga like us” blasts on the PA system as Mike New walks to the ring.)

JR-These are the challengers to the champion.

King-Yeah, and this is no cake walk, a lot of them were former Extreme champions, or could be a champion in the future.

[Degenerate, Dewey Pond, Randy Orton, Solstice, and Mike New are in the ring, they stare down each other, suddenly the bell rings, and they all start to fight. Mike New hits a double leg take down on Degenerate, and fires away fists to the face, and Degenerate is able to turn it over on Mike New, and Mike New is able to reverse it kicking Degenerate off of the mounted fists, and Mike New nips up as Degenerate regains his balance from pushing him backwards, and Degenerate charges at Mike New, Mike New is able to counter with a drop toe hold that sends Degenerate into the mat face first, and Mike New drops the leg drop on the back of the head of Degenerate, Degenerate is in pain, and Mike New turns around right into Dewey Pond going for a chair shot to the face of Mike New, Mike New is able to counter by blocking it with his hands, and Mike New is able to hit a kick to the gut, and this stuns Dewey Pond, and Mike New hits a jab into the gut, and this doubles over Dewey Pond. Dewey Pond gets smashed with a chair shot that sends him down on the mat, and Mike New looks at chair and turns around, Degenerate counters with a big super kick into the chair, which sends it into Mike New. Mike New stumbles around dazed, and he falls into the ropes, and he then falls through the ropes, and on to the arena floor. This is an fortunate turn for Mike New, but Dewey Pond is not so lucky as he is getting up in pain, and walks towards Degenerate once he is up, who Degenerate kicks him in the gut, and this doubles him over, and Degenerate puts him into a vertical suplex position, and lifts him up, and drops him for a fisherman buster! Degenerate goes for the cover, but Randy Orton sneaks in and hits an RKO on Degenerate. Degenerate hits the mat and rolls to the outside. Randy Orton goes for teh cover on Dewey Pond, and the ref counts ...1...2...3! Solstice comes into the picture to attack Degenerate on the outside, but Degenerate moves out of the way, and Solstice hits Dewey Pond instead (RANDY ORTONWINS THE FIRST FALL!)]

JR-Degenerate must be careful, at any moment he could have his head taken off.

King-I think he’s out of trouble for now.

Kris Gaffney-What gives you that idea?

King-I DON’T KNOW, JUST A FEELING!!

[The superstars have made it back into the ring. Degenerate gets up to his feet, and he hits a kick into the gut, and he doubles over Solstice, and Degenerate hits a kick to the gut. This doubles over Solstice, and Solstice Degenerate throws Solstice into the ring post, and this makes Solstice fall out of the ring, and Degenerate turns around, and gets hit with a hard chair shot that knocks down Degenerate. Degenerate is stunned, Mike New gets up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, and turns around and Mike New hits the House of Pain! Mike New goes into the cover on Degenerate, and the ref counts the 1……………….2…………….3 MIKE NEW HAS WON THE FALL! Mike New gets up to his feet, and he hits a few stomps on the downed Degenerate. Mike New see’s Solstice climbing up to his feet, he’s on the apron. Mike New goes over to Solstice, Solstice is able to hit a hang man on Mike New, and Solstice slides into the ring. Solstice has a Singapore Cane as Mike New turns around, and he gets hit with a Singapore cane, and he goes down. Randy Orton comes into the ring, only to suffer the same fate in the gut, and then gets hit with a cane shot in the gut. Degenerate is up, and he charges at Solstice, and knocks the cane from him. Solstice stumbles forward, and falls into the corner. Degenerate charges into the corner. Solstice pulls himself up to the second rope, and hooks Degenerate, and Solstice hits the Out Cold. 20 MINUTES IS LEFT IN THE MATCH. Solstice gets up to his feet, and would go into the cover, but Dewey Pond is standing right there, and Solstice knows that he can’t make the cover. Suddenly the lights go off, and crashes can be heard. Pyrotechnics blasts on the ring posts, giving enough light to see a figure of someone with a sledgehammer hitting someone with it, but we can’t see who it is, because the lights are dim and too little to see. Once again it’s dark, until finally the lights turn on. Around the ring Degenerate, Orton, and New are recovering stillin their same places seemly unhurt from whatever happened, but looks confused. Dewey Pond is double over in pain in the ring, but otherwise unhurt. However, Solstice is in the ring completely motionless, and bleeding extremely bad.]

JR-My god, what the hell just happened.

King-Think were behind on our electric bill.

Kris Gaffney-Shut up King…this is serious?

King-Why so serious?

[EMF officials and meds, pull out Solstice, and work on him, and soon start to wheel him off on a stretcher as the match goes on (MIKE NEW WON THE THIRD FALL). Degenerate rolls in the ring, and pushes hits a shining wizard on Dewey Pond. Which knocks him down on the mat, and Degenerate goes into the cover on Dewey Pond thinking that whoever attacked him might have done enough to give him the advantage to keep him down. But Dewey Pond is moving after that. Degenerate can’t believe it, obviously whoever attacked just left Dewey Pond alone other than just one time. Degenerate turns around, and see’s that Mike New has a ladder out, and has made kind of a ramp up to the top rope, and New is climbing up it, running on it, and he leaps on the top rope, and hits a missile drop kick on Degenerate. Degenerate goes down on the mat, and rolls into the corner, and Mike New goes up to where Degenerate is, and he starts a ten punch combo. 1………..2……….3………4………5……….6…….7………8. Randy Orton is getting up to his feet, and Mike New see’s this, and he goes for the attack. But it’s countered by Randy Orton ducking it, Mike New lands on his feet, turns around and he goes for a fist, but Randy Orton ducks that too, and he hits a 3.0 back breaker that sends him down on the mat. Randy Orton slowly waits back as Mike New rolls into the apron, and he gets up to his feet. Mike New climbs up to his feet, and Randy Orton kicks him on the second rope, and then Randy Orton hits a elevated DDT. THERE IS 13 MINUTES LEFT IN THE MATCH. Randy Orton gets up to his feet, and Randy Orton waits for Mike New to get up for the RKO. But as New gets up, Dewey Pond is leaping off of the ladder, and Randy Orton counters that with an RKO on Dewey Pond! Mike New is still there for Randy Orton. He goes for the RKO he wanted to go for earlier, but Mike New is able to counter with a front face Russian leg sweep that drives him on the mat.]

Miz-AWESOME!

King-We knew that was coming.

Miz-Yes…now I need to go back to haunting the Rock’s dreams *puts on a Freddy Kruger hat* and in the background he yells BOO!

Kris Gaffney-Hopefully he didn’t forget to take his gun from the bus.

Miz-AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

King-Guess not…

[THERE IS 8 MINUTES LEFT IN THE MATCH, and MIKE NEW WON THE FOURTH FALL. Mike New is on his back as seemly he was dazed for some sort of move off camera, Randy Orton is able to get up, and he stumbles right into New, who locks on the Lockness Monster! Randy Orton is fading, Degenerate not caring either way thinks that Orton has been wore down enough, so he breaks up the move. He pulls up Mike New, and he grabs a chair, and runs at New for a chair shot, but it’s countered with a House of Pain!! New falls down to his knee’s, suddenly the crowd starts reacting, and Mike New turns around right into John Cena! John Cena picks up Mike New, and hits the F-U on Mike New. Cena does the “you can’t see me” taunt, and leaves, Degenerate makes the cover on Mike New, and the ref counts the 1…………..2…………..3! DEGENERATE WINS THE FIFTH FALL!]

JR-What is John Cena doing here?

Kris Gaffney-And how did he get out of jail?

King-Seemly he can do it whenever he wants….

Kris Gaffney-That’s the jail system for you.

[We are down to the final 2 MINUTES! Degenerate rolls out of the ring as the rest of the competitors are trying to get at him, but they seem to get in each other way as Mike New is throwing fists to the face with Randy Orton. Randy Orton hits a low blow on Mike New. Randy Orton gets turned around, and Dewey Pond hits a chair shot on Randy Orton. Degenerate goes from behind Dewey Pond and throws him into the ring steps, and there is one minute, and all competitors are down on the mat, and Degenerate rolls into the ring, and he waits as the clock goes to 30 seconds. Degenerate thinking that there is no way the competitors can get up in time to make a real effort to get up starts celebrating. Degenerate climbs up to the second rope, and celebrates, he gets down on the mat with 15 seconds left, and turns right into the House of Pain by Mike New! Mike New goes into the cover on Degenerate, the ref counts the 1………….2…………3! The clock expires, MIKE NEW WINS THE SIXTH FALL AND THE MATCH.]

JR-Mike New won this match.

King-Degenerate thought he had it in the bag.

Kris Gaffney-Indeed.

(Mickie's draw drops but Cena takes Laura away before Mickie can try and change her mind, and Cena, Laura and Velvet disappear behind the curtain leaving Mickie stunned on the ramp and Hemme in the ring clutching her championship.)

("Obsession" plays over the PA system as Mickie James makes her way down the ramp and the steel cage lowers.)

JR: Mickie James was put in her place earlier by Laura Cena.... and now she will be locked in a cage with a bitter rival.

King: 2 Diva Matches in 1 night and no ones losing any clothes? This place is slipping...

("ET" by Katy Perry plays as Katie Lea makes her way out second.)

JR: Katie Lea is no walkover... but she has something to prove here against the 4 time Women's Champion.

King: Yea... like she's not afraid to be sexually abused.

Kris: I'm sure she doesn't want to be in this cage either...

(The referee locks the cage door and the bell sounds. Mickie charges at Katie and hits her with a quick clothesline and then stomps away on her. Katie rolls and gets to her feet and Mickie fires some hard right hands at Katie, which Katie returns. They go back and forth seemingly just intent on hurting eachother rather than actually wrestling a match. Katie backs Mickie up against the wall of the cage, and then grabs Mickie's head and rams it hard into the steel. Mickie stumbles forwards and Katie takes her down with a DDT and covers for 1..... kick out. Katie kneels down over Mickie and begins hammering away with hard right hands to the face. Mickie blocks one and battles back, and is able to climb to her feet. She charges at Katie and hits a neckbreaker. She lifts Katie up to her feet, and then Irish whips her so hard she goes over the top rope and smacks into the cage wall.)

JR: Both of these women using the unforgiving steel to hurt eachother...

King: What else would you use it for?

Kris: How about climbing?

(Katie stumbles back into the ring looking hurt and Mickie plants her down with a DDT. Mickie hooks the leg for 1.... 2.... Katie kicks out. Mickie lifts Katie back to her feet and the two begin trading shots once more. Katie backs Mickie up against the turnbuckle and then lifts Mickie onto the top rope. She goes up as well and begins to hammer away on Mickie's face as the crowd chant 1... 2... 3... 4... 5... 6.... Mickie blocks one shot but Katie then pushes Mickie hard so she falls backwards off the turnbuckle and smashes into the steel. Mickie slumps on the ring apron and Katie, already on the turnbuckle, begins to climb the cage. Mickie reaches up and grabs a foot which slows her down but Katie is able to kick her off and continue climbing. She doesn't get very far before Mickie is up to her feet. Mickie climbs the tunrbuckle too and Katie looks down to see her but it's too late.... as Mickie reaches up and applies the vaginal claw on Katie! Katie shrieks and tries to kick Mickie off but in her terror and anger she lets go of the cage and falls hard to the mat below. Mickie turns on the turnbuckle and then leaps off, hitting a crossbody into a cover for 1.... 2.... Katie kicks out.)

JR: A unique way of saving this match by Mickie James...

King: I get the feeling I'm gonna miss Mickie running this place...

Kris: And scoring with all the girls you can't? Don't worry... Cena will still do that.

(Mickie stands over the hurting Katie and smirks. Mickie kneels down and licks her hand, before placing Katie over her knee and spanking her hard. Katie again yells out but this time she's able to squirm away from Mickie and get to her feet. Mickie does as well but Katie lands a dropkick on her. Mickie goes down and when she stumbles to her feet Katie suplexes her back down. Katie stomps fairly hard on Mickie's face a few times, and then lifts her up again and nails another suplex. She then looks up at the top of the cage and begins to try and climb. Mickie gets to her feet and it's clear Katie will not have the time to escape. Katie seems in two minds about what to do but suddenly we see an image on the titantron that makes Katie's jaw drop. We get a shot from backstage where Daffney is seen holding the hand of Abyss, and guiding him suggestively into a room. Katie begins yelling out and seemingly forgets about the match which allows Mickie to go behind her, place Katie on her shoulders and hit an electric chair drop off the cage! Katie rolls in agony and Mickie measures her up, and then nails the Mickie-DT when Katie stumbles to her feet. Mickie picks up the lifeless Katie and then hits a Mick Kick as well for good measure. Mickie begins yelling down at Katie Lea about something before she lays across Katie in the opposite direction (think HHH and Trish Stratus ) in a very suggestive pin and the referee counts 1.... 2..... 3!)

JR: Mickie James just won this match.

King: I'm not sure it would have been so easy without the distraction...

Kris: Poor Katie...

(The referee goes to unlock the cage door but Mickie yells at him not too, and instead opts to climb over the top before taking the cage key from him while Katie begins to stir. It soon becomes clear why when Katie Lea is on her feet and begins yelling at the ref to let her out quickly, but he can't. Katie begins yelling at Mickie to open the door so she doesn't have to waste time climbing out but Mickie motions for Katie to kiss her ass before walking out smug with the key in her hands, causing the severly hurt Katie to try and climb out before she can go after Abyss.)

JR: Mickie James may have just added even more bad blood to this feud...

King: Although you'd have to think Katie's attentions will now turn to Daffney...

Kris: I guess we'll see.....

(“If You Smell…” blasts on the PA system as the Rock walks to the ring with the IC title, he raises the IC title on the turnbuckle as he reaches the ring.)

JR-This is a big defense for the Rock.

King-Well, he is looking to be a more fighting champion.

Kris Gaffney-He’s been fighting…just for his life, not the title.

(“Ultimate Countdown” blasts on the PA system as Daniel Bryan walks to the ring along with Angelina Love, he continues to the ring as Love goes over to the commentary desk.)

JR-Looks like were going to be joined by Angelina Love.

King-…….

[The Rock and Daniel Bryan stare down, they slap hands, and they go off to opposite sides of the ring, and they pace around the ring, they lock up, and Bryan is able to slip behind the rock, and the Rock looks for a way out of the hold, and is able to hit a snapmare that sends Daniel Bryan flying. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and once he does he charges at the Rock who counters with a headlock take down, and the Rock puts on the pressure on the hold, and the Rock gets pushed up to his feet by Daniel Bryan trying to get out of the hold. Daniel Bryan once he’s to his feet looks for a way out of the hold, and Daniel Bryan is able to back the Rock to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes, and the Rock comes off of the ropes, and the Rock hits a shoulder tackle the Rock waits for Daniel Bryan to get up to his feet, and he charges at Daniel Bryan is able to take down the Rock with a drop toe hold, and floats over into a head lock, and the twists over into a hammer lock, Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and takes the Rock down with a single leg reverse take down. The Rock with his free leg, is able to push Daniel Bryan to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and the Rock takes down Daniel Bryan with an arm bar, and he looks like he’s going for his own Crossface. But Daniel Bryan is able to roll through, and Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and he puts on a small package. The ref counts the 1…………2………The Rock kicks out, and both of the two get up, and set, and there is stare down as the two get cheers from the crowd due to that exchanged. They pace around the ring, and then they lock up, the Rock twists his arm into an arm bar, and hits a few clubbing blows on it. The Rock pushes Daniel Bryan to the ropes, and tries to whip him to the ropes, and Daniel Bryan lowers his head, but the Rock is able to grab Bryan’s head, and throws him face first into the mat. Bryan stumbles up to his feet, and the Rock hits a running clothesline. Daniel Bryan gets up, and falls into the corner, the Rock hits a few fists to the face, and the Rock steps back spits on his fist, and hits his spit punch that rocks Daniel Bryan in the corner. The Rock motions for Bryan to come on, and the Rock hits a samaon drop. The Rock waits as Bryan is slow to get up to his feet. Now Daniel Bryan does get up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet, Daniel Bryan is dazed, and the Rock kicks him in the gut, and he hits a DDT. The Rock goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1……………………..2…………………..kick out by Daniel Bryan.]

JR-Despite these two having quite a lot of respect for one another.

King-Well the Rock said that he wouldn’t hold back, no matter how much he respected Daniel Bryan.

Kris Gaffney-Guess the Rock has no respect for the Fav Five.

[The Rock gets up to his feet, and then he gets ready for the Rock Bottom, and Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and he turns around into the waiting Rock who the Rock goes for the Rock Bottom. But it’s countered by Daniel Bryan hitting a release arm drag. The Rock goes flying, and he gets up to his feet, and he doesn’t look happy as he charges at Daniel Bryan, but he hits a leg lariat that sends The Rock down to the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet, and once he does Daniel Bryan hits a running clothesline that knocks down. The Rock gets up dazed, and Daniel Bryan hits a few forearm shots to the face, and he tries to whip the Rock to the ropes, and the Rock bounces off of the ropes. The Rock lowers his head, and Daniel Bryan is able to counter with a swinging neck breaker. Daniel Bryan falls down to the mat in pain, and Daniel Bryan takes a few moments to rest up, and once he gets up to his feet, he falls into the corner, and the Rock gets up to his feet, and he charges into the corner, and the Rock gets hit with a boot to the face, and Daniel Bryan pulls himself up to the second rope, and he leaps off of the second rope, and he hits a drop kick that connects on the Rock. This gives Daniel Bryan the time to rest up, and slowly Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet as the Rock gets up. Daniel Bryan hits a few kicks to the side of the Rock, and Daniel Bryan whips the Rock off of the ropes, and once he comes off of the ropes. Daniel Bryan hits a punch to the gut that doubles over the Rock, and Daniel Bryan hits a Russian leg sweep that connects on The Rock. The Rock rolls out of the ring, and slowly he gets up to his feet, and Daniel Bryan hits a shoulder block into the gut that doubles him over, and the Daniel Bryan puts the Rock into a vertical suplex position on the top rope, and he lifts him up, and he drops him for a vertical suplex over the top rope, and Daniel Bryan goes into the cover on the Rock from there, and the ref counts the 1……………………2…………………kick out by the Rock. Daniel Bryan looks at the ref with his hands on his hips not really knowing what to do with this, and he puts on the chin block, and the Rock looks for a way out of the hold, slowly he gets up to his feet. And he tries to go for a belly to back suplex, but Daniel Bryan is able to slide out of the back, and Daniel Bryan sets up, and he hits the release german suplex.]

JR-What a move by Daniel Bryan.

King-Bryan might be feeling the IC championship coming his way.

[The Rock hits hard, and Daniel Bryan waits as Daniel Bryan is slow to get up to his feet, and the Rock drives him down, and locks on the Lebell lock in the middle of the ring, and the Rock is in pain. Yelling looking for a way out of the hold, he tries to roll through, but Bryan hangs on. The Rock considers about taping, but then put the hand down as he’s just now fading away, and he refuses to tape. The ref checks the Rock’s hand once….twice…the Rock arm shoots up on the third time, and lucky for him he with that last grasp was able to grab the ropes. Daniel Bryan gets up to his feet, and shakes his head amazed with what the Rock just fought through. But not stopping Bryan stalks behind the Rock who gets up to his feet, and Bryan tries to drive down the Rock with an arm bar. The Rock blocks, Bryan tries to force the Rock down, but suddenly out of no where the Rock turns into Bryan, and hooks Bryan, and hits the Rock Bottom out of no where, the Rock rolls around in pain, but he is tries to get into the cover quickly as possible, but it’s not right away. The Rock hooks the leg, and the ref counts the 1……………..2……………..KICK OUT just before three. The Rock goes wide eyes, surprised that didn’t work. The Rock gets up to his feet, and pulls up Daniel Bryan, and puts him in a set up for the Rock Bottom, but Daniel Bryan hits a few elbows to the side of the head to the Rock, and Daniel Bryan backs up, and hits a kick to the side of the head of the Rock. Daniel Bryan stunned shakes his head, and he climbs out of the ring, and up to the top rope, and he steady’s himself on the top rope. Daniel Bryan see’s the Rock getting up, and Daniel Bryan leaps, but the Rock catches him, and hits another Rock Bottom on Daniel Bryan. He gets up to a sitting position, he shakes his head, and mouth’s “no”. He nips up, and he sets up for it, The Rock pulls off his elbow pad, and throws it into the crowd. He motions for the People’s Elbow, and he runs to the ropes, he comes off leaping over Bryan, and he bounces off of the other side of the ring, and he drops the People’s Elbow on Daniel Bryan. The Rock goes into the cover on Daniel Bryan, but Bryan caught arm of the Rock and is trying to get up to get the leverage to put on the LeBell Lock, the Rock snapmare’s him off, and Bryan gets up, and runs right into the third Rock Bottom, right into the cover for the 1…………2…………3!]

JR-An amazing match by these two great competitors.

(The Rock looks down on Daniel Bryan, and looks to try to help Bryan up, when suddenly a man in a coat, and a hat attacks the Rock from behind, the Rock turns around, and gets a chair to the face. The Rock is busted open as the man takes off the coat to reveal.)

JR-Punisher!

King-Guess he was waiting his time.

(The Rock is slow to get up to his feet, and he stumbles right a pick up, and a Capital Punishment! Punisher stands over the Rock saying a few things, suddenly from behind Daniel Bryan hits a front drop kick, which makes the Punisher stumble forward, and falls out of the ring. Punisher gets up, not so much hurt as pissed off as Daniel Bryan guards the ring as Punisher yells some stuff at him. With the Punisher gone, Bryan puts out his hand to the Rock, Rock stares at Bryan for a moment, and then shakes his hand. As the two celebrate in the ring.)

JR-Get match, but what is the plans of the Punisher.

King-Oh he has something.

(“Degenerate’s theme” blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man has got to be hurting.

King-Well, guess that’s what you get for doing an Extreme battle royal when you have a world title match.

Kris Gaffney-This can’t be easy…luckily I never known what this is about.

(“Death of Me” blasts on the PA system as Scott Tazte walks to the ring, and Jimmy Hart is on his megaphone proclaiming how awesome Tazte is.)

King-CAN YOU HEAR OVER THE MEGAPHONE?…

Kris Gaffney-What?

JR-Well regardless of that, Tazte has got to be feeling good about this situation.

[Scott Tazte and Degenerate pace around the ring, and they lock up, Scott Tazte hits a knee lift which makes Degenerate doubles over. Scott Tazte measures up, and Scott Tazte hits a fist to the face of Degenerate. Degenerate goes down on the mat, Degenerate dazed gets whipped to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Scott Tazte lowers his head, and he hits a big back body drop that sends Degenerate flying through the air, and crashing on the mat. Scott Tazte waits for Degenerate to get up to his feet, and Degenerate stumbles right into the waiting Scott Tazte who sets up, and hits a t-bone suplex on Degenerate. Degenerate rolls out of the ring, and tries to think of a new strategy, but clearly Scott Tazte does not want to give him that advantage as he slides out of the ring with him, as Degenerate back is towards him, and Scott Tazte grabs Degenerate, and brings him into the ring steps, and then smashes Degenerates head on the steel steps. Degenerate is stunned, and Scott Tazte grabs Degenerate, and throws him into the ring. Scott Tazte takes a few moments to mock the crowd, and he jumps on the apron. Degenerate stumbles up to his feet, and once he gets up to his feet. Scott Tazte meusures up as Degenerate gets up to his feet. Scott Tazte leaps in the air, and he hits a axe handle that knocks down Degenerate. Scott Tazte hits a few stomps on the downed Degenerate, and picks him up, and throws him on the second rope, Scott Tazte pushes down on his back which makes him choke. The ref counts to 4, and he lets go of the hold, Scott Tazte backs up as the ref warns Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte goes back on the attack as Degenerate gets up to his feet, and once he does he hits a few forearm shots to the face, Scott Tazte backs up, and kicks Degenerate in the gut. This doubles over Degenerate, and Scott Tazte puts on a double under hook, and he lifts up, and Degenerate gets hit with a double under hook back breaker. Scott Tazte looks down at Degenerate, and calls for the Kountdown as he does the dreded pose before the count down, that makes the computers activate Skynet, because the human race had gotten too powerful. As Degenerate is slow to get up to his feet, and once Degenerate gets kicked in the gut, and Scott Tazte goes for the Kountdown, but Degenerate throws his hands off of him. Scott Tazte is able to push Degenerate backwards, and Degenerate stumbles forward as he hits the ropes, and Scott Tazte picks up Degenerate, and drives him down with a Double A spine buster that plants him into the mat!]

JR-Scott Tazte first move didn’t work, but he called another play, and hits the spine buster.

King-insert spot joke here.

Kris Gaffney-Indeed.

[Scott Tazte goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………….2……..kick out by Degenerate. Scott Tazte looks at the ref questioning the count, and the ref doesn’t budge on the call, and Degenerate is getting up to his feet, and Scott Tazte hits a kick to the side of the head which makes Degenerate fall back down to the mat. Scott Tazte goes to the outside of the ring, and he lcimbs up to the top rope, but suddenly Degenerate gets up to his feet, and he dives on the top rope, and Scott Tazte falls on the top rope in pain, and Degenerate goes over to Scott Tazte, and he hits a few fists to the face of Scott Tazte, and this stuns him enough to climb up to the top turnbuckle, Degenerate hooks Scott Tazte, and then hits a super plex that sends him and Tazte crashing down on the mat, and now both of the wrestlers are down on the mat, and both are having a hard time moving, Scott Tazte moves into the middle of the ring, and he slowly gets up to his feet, and he see’s that Degenerate is getting up to his feet, and is behind him when it comes to recovering, so Tazte charges at Degenerate, and tries to attack Degenerate. But Degenerate surprises him by hitting an inverted atomic drop, and this makes Degenerate stumbles backwards in pain, and Degenerate hits a fist to the face that knocks him down on the mat, and Scott Tazte gets up to his feet, and Degenerate hits a few fists to the face, and Scott Tazte reels on the ropes. Degenerate tries to whip Scott Tazte to the ropes, but it’s reversed, and Degenerate bounces off of the ropes, and Scott Tazte goes for a clothesline that misses. Scott Tazte turns around, and gets hit with a super kick that knocks down Scott Tazte. Scott Tazte is slow to get up to his feet as he’s dazed, Degenerate runs to the ropes, and he comes off of the ropes, and hits a bulldog driving Scott Tazte’s face into the mat. Scott Tazte rolls on to his back…for some reason, anyways Degenerate goes to the outside, and he climbs up to the top rope, he measures up as he steady’s himself, and he leaps off of the top rope, and comes crashing down on the big splash on the downed Scott Tazte. Degenerate goes into the cover, and the ref counts the 1………………..2………………KICK OUT by Scott Tazte!]

JR-Degenerate almost got the three count there.

King-Tazte has let his guard down.

[Degenerate pulls up Scott Tazte, and he whips him to the ropes, and Scott Tazte kicks Degenerate in the face. Degenerate is stunned, Scott Tazte kicks him in the gut, and he hits the Remedy DDT on Degenerate. Scott Tazte is too dazed to make the cover, and he decides to pick up Degenerate, and puts him into a power bomb position. He sets up Degenerate, and lifts him up for a power bomb. But Degenerate counters with the D-Spike! Degenerate pushes Scott Tazte on his back, and the ref counts the 1………….2………….3!]

JR-Degenerate won this match, and the world championship.

King-Shocking.

(“Iron Man” blasts on the PA system as Prez Mike steps on the stage with a microphone with a confused look.)

.::Prez Mike::.-Scott Tazte, I have saw your comments you posted online, and after this event I just had to come out here, and respond to them. How, do you ask do I, Prez Mike know what Scott Tazte said, even though he hasn't posted it on line yet, the answer is simple, high speed Internet. My net is so fast, it already has the message that has Scott Tazte has only begun to form in his brain. Which must be a little bit damaged after that match, because a lot this stuff is laughable. Now Scott, I won't get too much into the negatives, and what I disagree on, but there are a few things I want to talk about. You stand in the ring, and talk about how it's us that has lost touch. Yet your still the same man who pointed the finger to John Cena, and said he should get off of television. Yet, you have yet to notice that John Cena has been in jail for the last six months, and hasn't shown his face on EMF television save for earlier tonight, and maybe an appearance or two. So lay off Cena, it's not like he's ever gotten in the way of anything you wanted to accomplish. Then you went on, and on in your promo about Degenerate the representation of all that you hate in this bland new generation of talent. Yet did you not recognize the first TAW World Champion? A man who is suppose to be cut from the same clothe as you, you do repersent the Attitude in Badditude, right? Yet this is the guy who is suppose to repersent the new generation of bland talent, next thing you'll tell me is that Lex Luger is an up and comer, if he can only get over his fear of tight t-shirts, he might one day be a star. Now, now Scott, don't think I'm just here to make fun of you, you just made it too easy. I mean I could go into your whole the grass is greener on the other side theory, but that's too foolish to get into. What I do want to get into you. Now it's hard to really understand that a man who was on the roll of his career as the world, and tag team champion was not getting everything he deserved. But there were certain things that you have said recently that made a lot of sense, and one recently that I've totally one hundred percent backed you with. But when we talk about respect, you know Scott Tazte you did strike a cord with me. Because you took a lot of what I said in private to you, and you made it sound like I was demanding more of you, but really I was telling you how I saw you, and what I have seen that the EMF truly means to you. Because believe it or not, I always have respected you, and why shouldn't I. Your an EMF Hall of Famer, an EMF original, a man who has given a lot to this business. But Scott, that all changed a few months ago, when others gave up on the EMF, you stood up, and became a leader. You showed yourself as a man of character, and that is something I respect even further than any championship reign length, or number could ever say. I will admit fully that maybe I haven't always expressed it, but you need to understand that you are who you are, and I am who I am. I'm not an easy man to know, I had a loved one that I felt more for than words could ever truly display, and it took me years of soul searching just to even try to start to, but it was always there still the same. So if I ever not vocalized this enough, I hope you understand why I wouldn't, and accept my apology for that, and my apology is this. Scott Tazte, you should know that in the EMF rematches are a judgment call, they are never promised. Each situation is very different from the next. Did in the past we always get them right, probably not. But Tazte, I want you to know I respect you, I appreciate you, and I don't do this because you spoke up. But because you were a long time champion that ran into an unlucky break tonight, so you and Degenerate two weeks from tonight, you got it.

("Iron Man" blasts on the PA system as Prez Mike walks to the back. Degenerate gets the world title thrown on him as Cold Day in Hell fades away.)

(OOC-Actually closer than a lot expected, both wrote nice RP’s. This along with some confusion caused it to take this long to get this main event up, sorry about that.)