EMF: Cold Day in Hell
	JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Santino Marella!!! (crowd cheers ) [Santino Marella comes to the ring. ] JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Sirius Jericho!!! (crowd cheers ***) [Sirius Jericho comes in looking serious, glares down the ref SERIOUS, and the ref runs under the ring in fear. Santino Marella drops Sirius Jericho with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Sirius Jericho checks his boots. (the bell rings) Santino Marella slaps Sirius Jericho. Santino Marella kicks Sirius Jericho in the groin. Santino Marella get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Sirius Jericho. Santino Marella gives Sirius Jericho a reverse neckbreaker. Santino Marella is up again. Sirius Jericho gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Santino Marella. Sirius Jericho climbs to his feet. Santino Marella legsweeps Sirius Jericho. Sirius Jericho moves back to his feet. Sirius Jericho kicks Santino Marella in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam. Now Sirius Jericho standing. Sirius Jericho climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Santino Marella. Sirius Jericho sends Santino Marella to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Sirius Jericho grabs Santino Marella and applies an arm wrench. Sirius Jericho uses a lariat on Santino Marella. Sirius Jericho chants start. Santino Marella and Sirius Jericho move back into the ring. Santino Marella punches Sirius Jericho repeatedly. Santino Marella chops Sirius Jericho. Santino Marella executes the Supper DDT on Sirius Jericho! Santino Marella climbs up to second turnbuckle, and leaps off the top rope, and hits the Lupid headbutt! Santino Marella goes into the cover, and gets the 1.........................2...........................3!] JR-Santino wins this match. King-Jericho was just knocked lupid. Kris Gaffney-All Harvard graduates agree to this statement. (Copyright information flashes on the screen, and we go into a highlight video of how some of the main event matches came about. Finally we fade into an introduction screen welcoming us to Cold Day in Hell 2009. Pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage, the lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs. Some of the signs say "Firestorm made Troy angry!", "I know what you are doing", and "Rad is just naturally angry.) JR-Welcome to another Cold Day in Hell. King-Why is it never actually cold in Cold Day in Hell? Kris Gaffney-Um…because were not in hell? King- Aw, right…that was a few weeks ago…anyways. ("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Rad just came up a bit short last week while in the fatal four way. King-For some reason, I think Gamebreaker is going to jump all over that. Kris Gaffney-Someone has to.. ("Myke Hawke's theme" blasts on the PA system as Myke Hawke walks to the ring.) JR-Myke Hawke is a very…interesting talent. King-I wish I could understand the meaning behind the name. Kris Gaffney-It's more confusing than calling yourself Wes….ok that's a lie. [Rad Hazard and Myke Hawke paces around the ring, and they lock up. Myke Hawke goes behind Rad Hazard, and puts on a waist lock. Myke Hawke hits a back elbow to the face of Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard goes down to the mat, and Myke Hawke grabs Rad Hazard, and hits a clubbing blow to the back of Rad Hazard. Myke Hawke puts Rad Hazard on one knee, and Myke Hawke puts on a waist lock, and lifts up Rad Hazard for a gut wrench power bomb. But it's countered with a hurricanarna that sends Myke Hawke to the ropes on the second rope. Rad Hazard knowing that he has to take this chance, he runs to the ropes, and as he comes into the ropes that Myke Hawke is at, Myke Hawke gets off of the second rope, and hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Rad Hazard. Myke Hawke waits for Rad Hazard who slowly gets up to his feet. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and turns towards Myke Hawke who picks him up, and hits a whiplash spine buster on Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard is on the mat, and Myke Hawke hits a few stomps on the downed Rad Hazard as Rad Hazard goes into the corner. Myke Hawke gets told something by the ref, Myke Hawke puts up his hands innocently, then hits a fist to the face of Rad Hazard, and follows it up with a few stomps in the corner. Once Rad Hazard is in a sitting position. Myke Hawke puts on a choke hold with his boot to the throat, and the ref counts to 4, and Myke Hawke breaks up the choke hold. Myke Hawke backs away as required by the ref, and goes back into the corner as Rad Hazard is pulling himself up, and hits a big hip toss out of the corner. Rad Hazard hits the mat hard. But still is getting up, hurt, but he is up. Myke Hawke tries to whip Rad Hazard off of the ropes, but it's reversed by Rad Hazard. Myke Hawke bounces off of the ropes. Rad Hazard goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes. Rad Hazard lowers his head, and Myke Hawke hits a kick to the face. Rad Hazard stumbles around dazed, right into a pick up, and Myke Hawke holds him up in a military press.] JR-Myke Hawke is dominating. King-Well, maybe Rad's being distracted by the name. Kris Gaffney-I still don't get it… [Rad Hazard reaches down, and rakes the eyes of Myke Hawke. Rad Hazard slides down the back of Myke Hawke, and he runs to the ropes. Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes. Myke Hawke goes for a big boot to the face, but it's ducked under by Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard continues to the other side of the ring. Rad Hazard spring boards off of the ropes, and hits a flying cross body that connects on Myke Hawke that takes down Myke Hawke. Rad Hazard rolls away from Myke Hawke, and Rad Hazard can't really do anything to continue the advantage. Rad Hazard rolls out of the ring, and on to the apron, and he gets up to his feet. Myke Hawke at this point is up, and charges at Rad Hazard who counters with a shoulder block into the gut that stumbles back Myke Hawke. Rad Hazard measures up, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope rope, and hits a missile drop kick that knocks down Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the face, and Rad Hazard tries to whip Myke Hawke to the ropes, but it's reversed, and Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes. As he comes off of the ropes, Rad Hazard hits a low drop kick to the leg of Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke is in pain, but doesn't get off his feet. He takes a wild punch to the face of Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard ducks under, and sets up Myke Hawke, and hits a Russian leg sweep that connects. Rad Hazard rolls into the cover, and gets the 1……………………………………..2…………………kick out by Myke Hawke. Rad Hazard doesn't argue, instead he climbs out of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope, and waits for Myke Hawke to get up to his feet. Myke Hawke gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard leaps off of the top rope, and connects with a double axe handle that knocks down Myke Hawke.] JR-There is a favorite of the Macho Man. King-I didn't know the TV title match was going to happen now. [Myke Hawke gets pulled up by Rad Hazard, Myke Hawke hits a quick spine buster. He stumbles backwards, and pulls up Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard rakes the eyes of Myke Hawke. Rad Hazard rolls away, and gets up in the corner. Blinded Myke Hawke goes for a running shoulder block that misses, and Myke Hawke hits the ring post. Rad Hazard pulls Myke Hawke out of the corner into a school boy. The ref counts 1…….Rad Hazard puts his feet on the ropes as the ref doesn't notice, Myke Hawke tries to struggle to kick out……………..2………………..3!] JR-Rad Hazard stole this one. King-Must be his new attitude is paying off. ("without me" blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-The former TV champion has quite a task ahead of him. King-Seemly he wants everyone to know who he is. Kris Gaffney-Don't we all. ("Come Out and Play" blasts on the PA system as Ville Vesneski walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Ville for some reason insisted on this match. King-He insists on a lot of things… Kris Gaffney-Same thing with me and your Mom… [Degenerate and Ville Vesneski face off in the middle of the ring. Ville Vesneski and Degenerate take some trash. Ville Vesneski points at Degenerate, Degenerate grabs his finger, and bends it. Ville Vesneski screams in pain,Ville Vesneski hits a knee to the gut. This doubles over Degenerate, Degenerate covers with a quick belly to back suplex. Degenerate hits a running clothesline that knocks down Ville Vesneski. Ville Vesneski gets up to his feet, and Degenerate hits a few fists to the face of Ville Vesneski, and tries to whip him to the ropes. Ville Vesneski reverses the whip, and Degenerate bounces off of the ropes. Ville Vesneski lowers his head in an attempted back body drop. But Degenerate is able to counter this by grabbing a hold of Ville Vesneski' hair, and throwing him down on the mat.Ville Vesneski stumbles up, and Degenerate kicks Ville Vesneski in the gut that doubles him over. Degenerate runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Degenerate hits a bulldog that drives Ville Vesneski face into the mat. Degenerate goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………..2………………………..kick out by Ville Vesneski. Degenerate gets up, and pumps up the crowd as Ville Vesneski stumbles into the corner, and Degenerate hits a clothesline in the corner. Firestorm backs out of the corner, Degenerate puts Firestorm on the top rope, Degenerate hits a few fists to the face of Ville Vesneski as he begins to head up to the top rope for his next move.] JR-Ville Vesneski might not like this fall. King-Does he have a choice in the matter? Kris Gaffney-If he doesn't have one, I'm sure he'll think of something stupid to do….hell he might do it even if he figures out how to get out of the move. [Ville Vesneski gets hooked on the top rope, and Degenerate goes for the super plext. But as he falls, Ville Vesneski turns right into Degenerate, and hits a cross body block. He goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………………………….2…………………………..kick out by Degenerate. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, but obviously Degenerate is the first to his feet. Degenerate pulls up Ville Vesneski. Ville Vesneski gets up to his feet, and Ville Veneski hits a jaw breaker that knocks back Degenerate. Degenerate is stunned, and Ville Veneski hits a few fists to the face of Degenerate, and Ville Vesneski tries to whip Degenerate to the ropes, but it's reversed by Degenerate. Ville Vesneski bounces off of the ropes, and Degenerate goes for a flying clothesline that connects to degenerate. Degenerate gets up to his feet Ville Vesneski kicks Degenerate in the gut that doubles him over, and Ville Vesneski hooks up Degenerate, and hits a double under hook suplex that connects with Degenerate. Ville vesneski pulls up Degenerate, and Ville Vesneski whips Degenerate to the ropes. Degenerate bounces off of the ropes, and Ville Vesneski bounces off of the ropes, Ville Vesneski goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under, and he continues to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Degenerate hits a power slam, and he goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………………..2……………………kick out by Degenerate.] JR-I think Ville is getting frustrated King-Yeah, seems about that time in the match. Kris Gaffney-Yet we still sell shrugs* [Ville Vesneski rolls out of the ring, and grabs a chair, he rolls into the ring, and Degenerate is getting upt o his feet, and Ville Vesneski smashes Degenerate with the chair. The ref calls for the DQ on Ville Vesneski. Suddenly Scott Tazte slides into the ring, and takes down Ville Vesneski. Ville Vesneski pushes Scott Tazte off of the mounted punches. Scott Tazte grabs the chair, and takes a swing at Ville Vesneski' head. Ville Vesneski ducks out of the ring, and Scott Tazte stays in the ring as Ville Vesneski backs away from the ring.] JR-I guess Tazte isn't going to let what happened last match go. King-long term memory in wrestling….NEVER! ("Angel on my shoulders" plays as The Beautiful People make their way out onto the ramp, with Velvet sliding through Angelina's legs as usual. The three of them head down to the ring.) JR: This could become quite a formidable tag team... King: I'm just greatful Velvet and Angelina have got Kelly dressing like them! Skirts and thongs forever!! Kris: Yea... thats what I said to your Mom... (After the beautiful people do their usual ring rope entrance, "Bodies" by Drowning Pool plays and Marina heads out onto the ramp, followed by Tori Pond and Shelly martinez. They head to the opposite side of the ring. Finkle speaks.) Finkle: The following 6-Diva Tag Match is set for one fall! By order of President Cena, the ruling has been changed so that the ENTIRE losing team will recieve a make over from the winners! In the ring, the team of Velvet Sky, Angelina Love and Kelly Kelly.... together they are THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! booing from the crowd And their opponents.... the team of Marina, Tori Pond and Shelly Martinez.... together they are.... Team Ugly! (Finkle looks confused, and the other divas turn to him looking angry. He tries to explain he was simply reading the paper her recieved from Cena's office. While they are distracted the Beautiful People ambush them from behind. Kelly and Angelina grab hold of Tori and Shelly and hurl them from the ring. Velvet grabs Marina and hits a snapmere and then all 3 of them begin stomping down on Marina. The referee tries to restore order so he can start the match but the 3 of them ignore him and keep working over Marina. Kelly then lifts her up and hits a hard suplex. Angelina then slides to the outside and throws a chair into the ring. The referee grabs it and begins yelling at her, even though he can't disqualify her before the match. While he's distracted, Velvet pulls out some perfume and sprays it into Marina's eyes. She is blinded by it and then Velvet nails the Beauty Mark! Already. She calls for Angelina and Kelly to leave the ring so that she can simply pin Marina, but before they can, Tori and Shelly come back in and begin hammering away on Kelly and Angelina. They then throw them from the ring and then turn towards Velvet. They grab her and nail a hard double suplex. Shelly then rolls Marina out of the ring and rolls out herself. She calls for treatment to help Marina, then gets on the apron. The bell sounds and the match starts.) JR: The beautiful People tried to steal one.... King: Just like they stole my heart... Kris: Looks like this is gonna start out as a handicap match.... Vince McMahon: Sorry, what did I miss?? I want DETAILS damn it! (Velvet is clearly feeling the effects of that double suplex as she stumbles up. Tori grabs her and begins hammering away at her, backing her into the corner. She hits a few hard chops to Velvet and then lets her stumble out of the corner and nails a hard suplex. Trainers are still trying to get the perfume out of Marina's eyes as Tori puts Velvet in a headlock and begins to weaken her down. Tori lifts her to her feet and then she releases the hold, grabs Velvet and nails a DDT. She hooks the leg for the 1....2.... Velvet gets a shoulder up. Tori lifts her and then throws her into the ropes. She bounces off the ropes next to the Beautiful People corner and Angelina gets a blind tag. Tori grabs Velvet and hits a suplex into a bridge but Velvets not legal and Angelina comes in and stomps hard on Tori. Angelina leans over Tori and begins slapping her and then lifts her up and hits a snapmere, before drop kicking her in the face. She covers Tori for the 1.... 2.... Tori kicks out.) JR: Tori went for the win... but the Beautiful People sneakily gain the advantage back. King: Maybe they should start wearing sneakers..... FOR SNEAKING! Kris; Nah... thats not as hot. (Angelina drags Tori to her feet and over to the BP corner and makes the tag to Kelly. Kelly comes in and hammers away on Tori. She keeps Tori backed into the BP corner and puts herself in the referees line of sight (lucky bastard) so he doesn't see Velvet begin to choke Tori out with the tag rope. When she stops, Tori stumbles out of the corner dazed, and then Kelly runs and nails a hard bulldog on her. She hooks the leg and scores the 1.... 2..... Tori kicks out. Kelly looks frustrated but then calls for the K2! She goes for it but at the last moment Tori shoves her away and she flies straight into Angelina Love. They hit heads and Kelly falls to the mat, as Angelina falls off the apron. Tori begins to try and crawl towards her corner... shes edges closer.... closer... but suddenly Velvet Sky rushes in and drags her back away from it. Shelly rushes in and attacks Velvet and the referee tries to regain control. With him distracted Marina, who is finally back, slides into the ring and plants Kelly, who had stumbled up, back down with a hard DDT. She then drags Tori back to their corner. Marina goes back to the outside, but so does Shelly, and Shelly gets the tag from Tori. Kelly makes the tag to Velvet.) JR: Tori finally made the tag she needed... King: Who cares about team ugly? Kris: I dunno... Dewey Pond? (Velvet charges at Shelly and knocks her down with a hard clothesline. Velvet begins to hammer away at Shelly with hard slaps to the face, and then she lets Shelly stumble to her feet and nails an inch perfct suplex. Velvet lifts Shelly up again but Shelly counters and then slids through Velvet's legs, before rolling her up and scoring the 1..... 2.... Velvet kicks out. Velvet leaps to her feet looking a bit shocked she almost got caught and Shelly is able to grab her and nail a hard powerbomb. Shelly then calls for her finisher, and Velvet stumbles up, but before Shelly can do anything Kelly Kelly comes in and pulls her away and nails her with a clothesline. The referee yells at Kelly and tries to remove her from the ring. With the referee distracted though, Marina comes in and nails Velvet hard with a suplex. Shelly throws an arm over her as the referee turns back round to count the 1.... 2....... kick out again by Velvet. Shelly looks frustrated but taunts for the end of the match.) JR: Shelly Martinez trying desperately to put Velvet Sky away.... King: Not the only one desperate to lay on top of Velvet... Kris: I assume your not referring to John Cena? (Shelly grabs Velvet and throws her hard into the corner. She doesn't notice Kelly Kelly get a blind tag. She lets Velvet stumble out and then nails the Shell-Shock. She goes into the cover but the referee doesn't count. She leaps up looking frustrated and walks straight into the K2 from Kelly! Tori and Marina try to run in but they are both pulled back by Angelina who has walked round the outside and the referee counts 1.... 2..... 3! Its over. Kelly leaps up to celebrate, and then picks up Velvet, hugging her as their music plays.) Finkle: Here are your winners.... Angeline Love, Velvet Sky and Kelly Kelly.... The Beautiful People! (Kelly Kelly takes a microphone and addresses the fans.) Kelly: Well look what happened. Just as predicted... The Beautiful People pick up the win. And as a result... you 3 have to get a make over from us! Those are the rules... there's no point trying to avoid it! Now get in here and get whats coming to you.... (And with that, the Beautiful People begin, with their opponents helpless to do anything but let them. Some EMF Staff come to the top of the ramp and bring out what appears to be a screen. . Angelina, Velvet and Kelly collect some clothes that are similar to the things they would wear, and all 6 girls head to the top of the ramp.. They hand the clothes to the girls and motion for them to get changed behind the screen. They look disgusted as they look at the short skirts and whatever else they have been given. Shelly, Tori and Marina go behind the screen and begin to get changed. Suddenly, a few moments later, The Beautiful People "accidentally" knock the screen over, revealing their 3 opponents in various states of undress (but still covered, as they weren't changing their underwear). They act shocked, and then grab their brown paper bags and pretend to vomit into them, while calling for someone to put the screen back up. Their opponents look horrified at this. Eventually they are changed, and emerge. But The Beautful People aren't done, and they make Shelly, Marina and Tori all sit in chairs, while they bring out some scissors. They begin to cut their opponents hair short, and re-style it, which makes them all really annoye and upset, but they can do nothing to stop them. The Beautiful People then bring out some hair dye! They begin to rub it into their opponents hair, much to their horror. Velvet smirks.) Velvet: And soon you will ALL be blonde, just like The Beautiful People! Oh and Tori dear... I know you were blonde anyway.. but it was so dirty we thought the dye might help restore its color! (She smirks as they finish up dying the hair. Although we don't see the effects quite yet, they look proud at what they did, and make their opponents stand up again.) Kelly: Why don't you turn around for the people... let them see every side of you... and the improvements we've made! (The girls all turn round slowly, 360 degress to show off th handiwork of the Beautiful People. But Velvet doesn't look happy, and she gets on the mic again.) Velvet: No no no no NO! This just won't do! They still aren't Beautiful! And we've done everything we can... but it just hasn't worked!! Kelly: Well what do you suggest Velvet... Velvet: I suggest we change their clothes again... to something more suitable. Like these! (Velvet brings out some rubbish sacks, that have been slightly altered so as they could be worn. She smirks as she hands them over. The girls look at her like she can't be serious but she doesn't back down. Shamefully, Marina, Tori and Shelly each take them, and put them on over their clothing, as The Beautiful People smirk. Velvet speaks out.) Velvet: Much better! Just how you belong. You may now get your ugly faces out of my sight! (The defeated Divas walk backstage as The Beautiful Peoples theme plays and they leave too.) ("tha gamebreaker" blasts on the PA system as Chris Parker walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This man was also known from his appearance on ESPN. King-He's kinda like the EMF's Troy Macalore ("Destroy Everything" blasts on the PA system as SammyExtreme walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.) JR-Although, he's going to have quite a test with this EMF veteran. King-I hope he's not a fan of tables….because I think one might be smashed before this match is over. Kris Gaffney-…or turned gay… [Chris Parker runs at SammyExtreme, and goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under, and SammyExtreme knocks down Chris Parker with a fist to the face that knocks him down, he gets up to his feet. Then he stumbles towards SammyExtreme, and Chris Parker hits a head lock take down. SammyExtreme holds Chris Parker for a side head lock on the mat. SammyExtreme puts on the pressure on Chris Parker, and SammyExtreme tries to find a way out of the hold as he gets up to his feet. Chris Parker backs up SammyExtreme to the ropes, and whips him off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, but SammyExtreme is able to catch Chris Parker off guard with a running shoulder block that knocks him down to the mat. Chris Parker gets up fairly quickly, and stunned. He gets hit with a running clothesline that knocks down Chris Parker. Chris Parker gets up really dazed. Sammy Extreme sets him up, and hits a belly to belly suplex that connects on Chris Parker. SammyExtreme not confident that would finish him off waits until Chris Parker gets up, Chris Parker goes into the corner, and SammyExtreme hits a few stomps into the gut on Chris Parker to stun him enough, and whips him to the corner, and follows him into the corner. SammyExtreme hits a clothesline in the corner as Chris Parker crashes in the corner, SammyExtreme backs away and he stumbles out of the corner waiting for Chris Parker to come to him. SammyExtreme sets him up, and puts him on the top rope. Chris Parker gets hit with a fists to the face, SammyExtreme climbs up to the top rope, and hooks him. SammyExtreme hits a super plex that sends SammyExtreme crashing into the mat, and both wrestlers are down on the mat. Seemly that move hurt SammyExtreme as much as it did Chris Parker. SammyExtreme slowly turns over, and throws his arm, and is able to make the cover. The ref counts the 1………………………………………….2………………………………..kick out by Chris Parker. SammyExtreme is able to sit up, he shakes his head, but he didn't totally expect to finish off the match right there, right now. Sammy Extreme pumps up the crowd, and sets up for his next move.] JR-SammyExtreme almost got the three count there. King-He also effectively killed some time. Kris Gaffney-Yeah…that's always handy. [SammyExtreme goes into the corner, and signals for Chris Parker to get up to his feet. Chris Parker stumbles up to his feet. SammyExtreme charges at Chris Parker, Chris Parker side steps SammyExtreme, and throws him to the ring post in the corner. SammyExtreme is in a lot of pain as he falls out of the corner, and Chris Parker gets up and waits for SammyExtreme to get up to his feet. Chris Parker hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over. Chris Parker double under hooks him, lifts him up, and hits a double under hooks back breaker. But after hitting the move, Chris Parker goes down to the mat, and he takes his time to rest up, and SammyExtreme stumbles towards Chris Parker who is getting up to his feet, and SammyExtreme hits an atomic drop. Chris Parker backs up to the ropes, and hits a running clothesline that knocks down SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme gets up to his feet, and Chris Parker hits a few fists to the face, and tries to whip SammyExtreme to the ropes, but it's reversed, and Chris Parker bounces off of the ropes. As Chris Parker comes towards him, SammyExtreme goes for a gore, but Chris Parker leaps over the top of SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme turns around as Chris Parker bounces off of the ropes, and Chris Parker hits a lou Thez press, and hits a few fists to the face of SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme rakes the eyes to break up the offense, and Chris Parker gets up stunned, and SammyExtreme charges at Chris Parker. Chris Parker counters this with a back body drop over the top rope. But SammyExtreme lands on the apron. Chris Parker turns around, and SammyExtreme hits a hang man on the top rope. Chris Parker stumbles back into the middle of the ring. SammyExtreme climbs up to the apron, and up to the top rope, he measures up SammyExtreme. He leaps off of the top rope, and Chris Parker counters with a drop kick that catches SammyExtreme. Chris Parker shakes off the effects of the few moves by SammyExtreme, and decides to call for the end of this match.] JR-Chris Parker is nearing his first win here in the EMF. King-Wonder how that will work for him. Kris Gaffney-Usually not good. [Chris Parker is ready as SammyExtreme stumbles up, and he turns towards Chris Parker. Chris Parker sets up SammyExtreme for his finisher, but it's countered with a few elbows to the side of the head.Chris Parker stumbles backwards, SammyExtreme goes for the gore, but Chris Parker moves out of the way. SammyExtreme stops short of hitting the ref. Turns around, and gets hit with Bad Company! Chris Parker goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………………………….2…………………………………3!] JR-Chris Parker was in the right place, and right time, and won this match. King-Think he might get invited again on ESPN? Kris Gaffney-Maybe… King-Good…maybe he can bring me with him….pulls out a butcher knife, and gets a dark Sideshow Bob look I got an old score to settle.* JR-Before this next match, let's go back to last week on Shockwave that brought this match about... (The EMF tron lights up with the image of Stephanie McMahon-Walker in a very sexy black dress. She walks down the hall way to a huge man, and looks up to him.) .::Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Oh Troy, here you are, I've been looking all over for you. (Troy smirks as he sees Steph. A thought crosses his mind but he dismisses it very quickly) Troy:: Oh? Well whats up Steph? .::Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Nothing much....I just wanted to talk to you about our deal we talked about a month or two back. Troy: Yeah, what about it? .::Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Well...Chris right now has been away from the EMF, so were in a bit of a jam as far as that goes. But I was able to get a temporary replacement tag team partner to kind of get you in the swing of things, you don't mind, do you? (Troy frowned a bit. He was looking forward to tagging with Chris. He let out a small sigh as he scratched his head) Troy: Well...I was looking forward to it, but what do you have in mind? (Stephanie noticed the frown, and gave him a smile) .::Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Don't worry...it's just for the time being. Anyways let's say I have contacts with the Organization, and I was able to get them to agree to lend us a member to tag up with you. (Troy coughed.) Troy: The Organization? You know I've had problems with members of The Organization right? .::Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-I did...in fact that was a subject of conversation. But I figured, even for just one time, if you can make a team with someone you didn't get along with work, then you can work with anyone. Trust me, my contact wouldn't betray us...he better not. I got all dressed up for this, so if he did, he'll have to be prepared for my high heel up his butt. But even in that case....I wouldn't be too worried about it. (Troy smiled reluctantly) Troy: Alright, you wouldn't do anything to hurt me. Who's my partner? .::Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Firestorm, now I'm not saying he's the best partner. But as I said, if you can team with him, you can team with anyone. It's about adapting to all situations Troy. As I said...you don't have to worry about him though, in the unlikely case he becomes a problem...I'll be out there...in fact, if you don't mind of course. I'll be managing you until Chris comes back, where I'll at least have a hand in that too. (Troy looked her up and down. She was going to be his manager? Now that's a beautiful thought. He looks around for a minute before setting his eyes back on her.) Troy: Firestorm eh? Well, I might not like the guy...but what the hell, I'll give it a shot. But, if he pulls any funny business out there, you better expect the teamwork to end soon. .::Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-That's fine Troy, I don't expect anything less. As long as he keeps the end of the bargan, then I'm sure it'll be a great test for you. It's been a while for you being in a tag team anyways, it can't hurt. So, I think we should be going, that match should be starting soon. (Stephanie walks off screen to lead the way for Troy. Troy watches as Steph starts to leave and watches her ass bounce around. He stares for a moment before following her.) ("Slither" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Firestorm is a quality wrestler, if Troy's to become champion, he's going to have to be on his game. King-Well…maybe you can fake Firestorm out by saying "is that Elizabeth" Kris Gaffney-bigger boobed Keira Knightley?! King-….wrong Elizabeth. Kris Gaffney-…oh…. ("Pain" blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring followed behind by Stephanie McMahon-Walker.) JR-With that said Troy has championship experience, and now has a manager who guided X-Cold to everything he achieved. King-Except in his early days. Kris Gaffney-X-Cold said if you mention those days…he'd kill you. [Troy Gafgen and Firestorm pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Troy Gafgen pushes down Firestorm. Firestorm gets up to his feet, and tries to do something about Troy Gafgen coming towards him. But Troy Gafgen doesn't let him breath one bit, and Troy Gafgen hits a knee to the gut that doubles him over, and he tries to whip Firestorm to the ropes. But it's reversed to the ropes, and Firestorm bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Firestorm. Troy Gafgen turns around, and Firestorm hits a standing drop kick. This stumbles back Troy Gafgen, Troy Gafgen is a bit stunned, but not enough to make a huge effect on him, so he runs at Firestorm. Firestorm counters with a drop toe hold that sends Troy Gafgen into the ropes throat first. Troy Gafgen stays on the ropes, so Firestorm decides to take advantage of this move, and he runs to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and leaps in the air, and come crashing on the back of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen neck snaps off of the second rope, and he falls on the floor. Firestorm runs at Troy Gafgen, and hits a baseball slide that sends Troy Gafgen fall off of the apron. Troy Gafgen hits the mat around ring side, and gets up to his feet, and Firestorm waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet. Firestorm sling shots himself over the top rope for a suicide dive, but Troy Gafgen catches Firestorm, and transfers him over his shoulder. Troy Gafgen aims Firestorm at the ring post, and Troy Gafgen charges at the corner. Firestorm slides out of the corner, and pushes Troy Gafgen into the ring post, and Troy Gafgen hits the ring post, and Troy Gafgen stumbles forward. Troy Gafgen gets thrown into the ring, and Firestorm tries waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet. Firestorm kicks Troy Gafgen in the gut that doubles him over, and Firestorm sets up Troy Gafgen, and turns him, and goes for the Firestarter, but Troy Gafgen counters it by going for a belly to back suplex, but Firestorm rolls out of the back. Firestorm runs to the ropes, and Firestorm bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen catches Firestorm with a spinning side slam that knocks down both of the two competitors] JR-Troy must have been watching tapes of his future tag team partner. King-Or maybe he's been getting advance from his Dad…because of his nice suits. Kris Gaffney-Good point.. [The ref decides to start his standing 10 count, but it's not really needed as Firestorm was able to roll out of the ring, and pull himself up by using the ropes. Firestorm climbs up to the top rope. He measures Troy Gafgen who is also getting up to his feet, and leaps off of the top rope, but Troy Gafgen counters this move with a upper cut to the chin that knocks down Firestorm. Troy Gafgen takes a few moments to rest up, but once Firestorm gets up dazed. Troy Gafgen hits a running clothesline that knocks down Firestorm. Firestorm gets up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen hits a few fists to the face that knocks back Firestorm. Troy Gafgen whips Firestorm to the ropes, Firestorm bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen lowers his head, and Troy Gafgen hits a back body drop that sends Firestorm through the air, and crashing down on the mat. Firestorm slowly gets up to his feet stunned. Troy Gafgen pushes Firestorm into the corner, and he hits a few shoulder blocks in the corner. Firestorm would get to the opposite side corner but it's reversed. Troy Gafgen crashes into the corner. Troy Gafgen runs at Firestorm, but it's countered by Troy Gafgen with a shoulder to the face of Firestorm. Firestorm stumbles around stunned. Troy Gafgen waits as Firestorm turns towards him. Firestorm gets grabbed by Troy Gafgen around the throat, gets lifted up, and driven down to the mat. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………..2…………………kick out by Firestorm. Troy Gafgen looks over to Stephanie for advice, she says something. Troy Gafgen nods his head, and he puts Firestorms hand on the mat, and hits a few knee's into the mat. Troy Gafgen then puts on an arm bar. Firestorm looks around as he looks for a way out of this hold. He backs up Troy Gafgen to the ropes, and whips Troy Gafgen off of the hold. Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes. Firestorm goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under, and as Firestorm turns around. Troy Gafgen goes for an arm breaker, but Firestorm counters it with a knee lift, and a DDT!] JR-Firestorm veteran instincts might have saved him, and the title there. King-Unless this isn't actually what happened, and he's just imagining a good out come, before the bad out come really happens. [Firestorm pulls up Troy Gafgen, Firestorm goes for the Firestarter. Stephanie gets on the apron, Firestorm runs at her to scare her off the apron. She drops down, so it probably worked. Troy Gafgen seeing this gets up, as Firestorm turns around, Troy Gafgen goes for the crack of dawn, but it's countered into a jackknife cover, Troy Gafgen tries to get out. But he was able to hold him down for the 1……………………….2……………………….3!] ("Marc Mead's theme" blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Marc Mead has quite an opportunity here. King-Yeah, he even let MxMxPunk make an appearance….Amy must approve. Kris Gaffney-…depends if Punk did his homework first or not…oh well… ("MVP" blasts on the PA system as MVP walks to the ring with Eve trailing behind him.) JR-Seemly he's just another Money Inc. member with something wrong with John Cena and Amy Dumas. King-He could have at least gave Amy's boobs some respect… Kris Gaffney-I doubt it…next promo, Ken Kennedy will bring Keira Knightley to pose as Amy. King-….the visually enhanced one…right? Kris Gaffney-Unfortunately, not! King-NNNNNNOOOOO… [Marc Mead runs up at the ramp at MVP, and throws a punch to MVP on the ramp, but it's blocked by MVP, and returned. Marc Mead stumbles backwards, and MVP goes towards Marc Mead, but Marc Mead responses with a knee lift into the gut that doubles over MVP, and Marc Mead tries to whip MVP to the steel steps, but it's reversed by MVP. Marc Mead goes running into the steel steps, and Marc Mead hits hard into the ring steps, and Marc Mead is in pain and MVP pulls him up, and throws him into the ring, and slides into the ring. Marc Mead is getting up to his feet, and MVP picks up Marc Mead, and hits a body slam, MVP goes to the ropes for the ballin' elbow drop, but Marc Mead nips up, and he goes for the Mead kick V.1. But MVP ducks it, and MVP ducks it, and quickly does the ballin' taunt, and goes for the elbow. But Marc Mead is able to roll out of the way, sending MVP crashing into the mat. Marc Mead times the next move just right, and he runs to the ropes as MVP is slowly getting ot his feet. As Marc Mead comes off of the ropes, and MVP counters with a quick over the head belly to belly over head throw. Marc Mead crashes into the mat, and he gets up after a little bit of time. Marc Mead stumbles up to his feet, and MVP hits a few fists to the face of Marc Mead, and tries to whip him to the ropes, and is successful in it. Marc Mead bounces off of the ropes. But Marc Mead hooks the ropes, and MVP charges at Marc Mead, and Marc Mead counters with a back body drop that sends MVP over the top rope. MVP stands on the mat, and Marc mead turns around, and MVP hits a back body drop over the top rope done through the ropes. MVP flies over the top rope, and crashes on the mat. MVP strugs his shoulders, and he does the ballin' taunt, and hits a flying elbow drop on Marc Mead that connects with Marc Mead. MVP pulls up Marc Mead, and throws him into the ring, and MVP rolls back into the ring. Marc Mead goes into the corner, and Marc Mead gets up to his feet in the corner. MVP does the taunt for his next move, and he runs to the ropes, and he runs at Marc Mead in the corner. Marc Mead falls limply to the mat, and seemly down for the count.] JR-MVP might have just won this match right there. King-I don't think so….competitors seem to be able to magically be able to take more in hardcore matches. Kris Gaffney-…wonder why that is…oh well… [MVP goes into the cover on Marc Mead, the ref counts and MVP is able to get the 1…………………………….2…………………….kick out by Marc Mead. MVP shakes his head, but doesn't argue. Instead, he tries to end this match, Marc Mead stumbles up top his feet. MVP kicks Marc Mead in the gut, and he sets up Marc Mead for the play maker. But Marc Mead spins out of it, and from that move he hits a impaler DDT that plants MVP into the mat. Marc Mead rolls out of the ring, and goes to the floor triyng to rest up. Marc Mead looks under the ring, and grabs a Singapore cane, and turns away from the ropes. MVP is able to get up to his feet, and grabs he ropes, and Marc Mead turns around, and hits MVP with a Singapore cane shot to the head of MVP. MVP falls back into the ring on the mat. Marc Mead rolls into the ring, and waits for MVP to get up to his feet. MVP hits a Singapore cane shot to the gut that doubles over MVP, and Marc Mead measures up, and hits a cane shot to the back. MVP falls down to the mat, and Marc Mead falls backwards on the ropes, and throws the cane away as he's trying to take this chance to rest up, MVP is able to get to his feet. Obviously hurting, MVP tries to get this match back under control by throwing a fist, but it's blocked by Marc Mead, and Marc Mead throws a fist back, and hits it. Marc Mead tries to whip MVP to the ropes, but it's reversed by MVP. Marc Mead bounces off of the ropes, and MVP throws Marc Mead in the air, but Marc Mead comes down with a drop kick that connects. MVP goes down to the mat. Marc Mead waits for MVP to get up to his feet, once MVP has gotten up to his feet. Marc Mead kicks MVP in the gut, and sets him up in vertical suplex position, and hooks the leg of MVP. Marc Mead then his a fisherman suplex with a bridge, the ref counts the 1………………………………….2……………………………….kick out by MVP.] JR-Marc Mead might be closing in on the Extreme title. King-I think he might have used the wolf ring this time. Kris Gaffney-But he said he's done with that type of stuff. King-That's what he wants you to believe! [Marc Mead measures up on MVP, and MVP stumbles up to his feet. Eve jumps on the apron. Marc Mead turns his attention towards her, MVP tries to attack Mead from behind, but Marc moves out of the way. MVP stops in time to avoid hitting Eve, but not in time for Marc to nail MVP with the Mead Kick V.2! Marc Mead pulls him away from the ropes, and goes into the cover on MVP. The ref counts the 1……………………..2………………………3!] JR-Marc Mead just took a piece of gold away from Money Inc…could this be a bad omen for them? King-Eastman probably wants to die right now. JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Santino Marella!!! (crowd cheers ) [Santino Marella comes to the ring. ] JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Sirius Jericho!!! (crowd cheers ***) [Sirius Jericho comes in looking serious, glares down the ref SERIOUS, and the ref runs under the ring in fear. Santino Marella drops Sirius Jericho with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Sirius Jericho checks his boots. (the bell rings) Santino Marella slaps Sirius Jericho. Santino Marella kicks Sirius Jericho in the groin. Santino Marella get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Sirius Jericho. Santino Marella gives Sirius Jericho a reverse neckbreaker. Santino Marella is up again. Sirius Jericho gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Santino Marella. Sirius Jericho climbs to his feet. Santino Marella legsweeps Sirius Jericho. Sirius Jericho moves back to his feet. Sirius Jericho kicks Santino Marella in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam. Now Sirius Jericho standing. Sirius Jericho climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Santino Marella. Sirius Jericho sends Santino Marella to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Sirius Jericho grabs Santino Marella and applies an arm wrench. Sirius Jericho uses a lariat on Santino Marella. Sirius Jericho chants start. Santino Marella and Sirius Jericho move back into the ring. Santino Marella punches Sirius Jericho repeatedly. Santino Marella chops Sirius Jericho. Santino Marella executes the Supper DDT on Sirius Jericho! Santino Marella climbs up to second turnbuckle, and leaps off the top rope, and hits the Lupid headbutt! Santino Marella goes into the cover, and gets the 1.........................2...........................3!] JR-Santino wins this match. King-Jericho was just knocked lupid. Kris Gaffney-All Harvard graduates agree to this statement. (Copyright information flashes on the screen, and we go into a highlight video of how some of the main event matches came about. Finally we fade into an introduction screen welcoming us to Cold Day in Hell 2009. Pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage, the lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs. Some of the signs say "Firestorm made Troy angry!", "I know what you are doing", and "Rad is just naturally angry.) JR-Welcome to another Cold Day in Hell. King-Why is it never actually cold in Cold Day in Hell? Kris Gaffney-Um…because were not in hell? King- Aw, right…that was a few weeks ago…anyways. ("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Rad just came up a bit short last week while in the fatal four way. King-For some reason, I think Gamebreaker is going to jump all over that. Kris Gaffney-Someone has to.. ("Myke Hawke's theme" blasts on the PA system as Myke Hawke walks to the ring.) JR-Myke Hawke is a very…interesting talent. King-I wish I could understand the meaning behind the name. Kris Gaffney-It's more confusing than calling yourself Wes….ok that's a lie. [Rad Hazard and Myke Hawke paces around the ring, and they lock up. Myke Hawke goes behind Rad Hazard, and puts on a waist lock. Myke Hawke hits a back elbow to the face of Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard goes down to the mat, and Myke Hawke grabs Rad Hazard, and hits a clubbing blow to the back of Rad Hazard. Myke Hawke puts Rad Hazard on one knee, and Myke Hawke puts on a waist lock, and lifts up Rad Hazard for a gut wrench power bomb. But it's countered with a hurricanarna that sends Myke Hawke to the ropes on the second rope. Rad Hazard knowing that he has to take this chance, he runs to the ropes, and as he comes into the ropes that Myke Hawke is at, Myke Hawke gets off of the second rope, and hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Rad Hazard. Myke Hawke waits for Rad Hazard who slowly gets up to his feet. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and turns towards Myke Hawke who picks him up, and hits a whiplash spine buster on Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard is on the mat, and Myke Hawke hits a few stomps on the downed Rad Hazard as Rad Hazard goes into the corner. Myke Hawke gets told something by the ref, Myke Hawke puts up his hands innocently, then hits a fist to the face of Rad Hazard, and follows it up with a few stomps in the corner. Once Rad Hazard is in a sitting position. Myke Hawke puts on a choke hold with his boot to the throat, and the ref counts to 4, and Myke Hawke breaks up the choke hold. Myke Hawke backs away as required by the ref, and goes back into the corner as Rad Hazard is pulling himself up, and hits a big hip toss out of the corner. Rad Hazard hits the mat hard. But still is getting up, hurt, but he is up. Myke Hawke tries to whip Rad Hazard off of the ropes, but it's reversed by Rad Hazard. Myke Hawke bounces off of the ropes. Rad Hazard goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes. Rad Hazard lowers his head, and Myke Hawke hits a kick to the face. Rad Hazard stumbles around dazed, right into a pick up, and Myke Hawke holds him up in a military press.] JR-Myke Hawke is dominating. King-Well, maybe Rad's being distracted by the name. Kris Gaffney-I still don't get it… [Rad Hazard reaches down, and rakes the eyes of Myke Hawke. Rad Hazard slides down the back of Myke Hawke, and he runs to the ropes. Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes. Myke Hawke goes for a big boot to the face, but it's ducked under by Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard continues to the other side of the ring. Rad Hazard spring boards off of the ropes, and hits a flying cross body that connects on Myke Hawke that takes down Myke Hawke. Rad Hazard rolls away from Myke Hawke, and Rad Hazard can't really do anything to continue the advantage. Rad Hazard rolls out of the ring, and on to the apron, and he gets up to his feet. Myke Hawke at this point is up, and charges at Rad Hazard who counters with a shoulder block into the gut that stumbles back Myke Hawke. Rad Hazard measures up, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope rope, and hits a missile drop kick that knocks down Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the face, and Rad Hazard tries to whip Myke Hawke to the ropes, but it's reversed, and Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes. As he comes off of the ropes, Rad Hazard hits a low drop kick to the leg of Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke is in pain, but doesn't get off his feet. He takes a wild punch to the face of Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard ducks under, and sets up Myke Hawke, and hits a Russian leg sweep that connects. Rad Hazard rolls into the cover, and gets the 1……………………………………..2…………………kick out by Myke Hawke. Rad Hazard doesn't argue, instead he climbs out of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope, and waits for Myke Hawke to get up to his feet. Myke Hawke gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard leaps off of the top rope, and connects with a double axe handle that knocks down Myke Hawke.] JR-There is a favorite of the Macho Man. King-I didn't know the TV title match was going to happen now. [Myke Hawke gets pulled up by Rad Hazard, Myke Hawke hits a quick spine buster. He stumbles backwards, and pulls up Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard rakes the eyes of Myke Hawke. Rad Hazard rolls away, and gets up in the corner. Blinded Myke Hawke goes for a running shoulder block that misses, and Myke Hawke hits the ring post. Rad Hazard pulls Myke Hawke out of the corner into a school boy. The ref counts 1…….Rad Hazard puts his feet on the ropes as the ref doesn't notice, Myke Hawke tries to struggle to kick out……………..2………………..3!] JR-Rad Hazard stole this one. King-Must be his new attitude is paying off. (We go backstage where John Cena is holding a huge bag which is overflowing with what appears to be letters. He has a big smile on his face, as he speaks to the camera.) Cena: Many of you won't know this, but following the events of last week, when Randy Evans was horrifically sidelineds by Dan Godwin, I advertised to the entire EMF that I was looking for someone Elite to take his place. And look at the number of applicants! I didn't even know we had this many people on our roster. Its insane, but its understable. Of course, everyone wants to work with John Cena! I'm sure there's even people in here I don't see eye to eye with. Hell... I bet even Dan Godwin himself must be in here somewhere! But I wouldn't want my personal feelings and hatred towards someone to get in the ay of me picking the most Elite Superstar out of this bag. So I am handing it over to my trusted assistant... Kelly Kelly. And later tonight me and her will head down to the ring, and we shall announce to the world the lucky individual who is about to become.... Elite! (We fade back to ringside.) ("Bad, Bad Man" blasts out and John Cena and Kelly Kelly head to the ring. Kelly looks troubled, however, while Cena is still buzzing with excitment. He slides into the ring, takes a microphone, and addresses the fans.) Cena: I know the anticipation must be killing you all. Believe me... its killing me too. So come on Kelly.... give us the details. Who was in there? I bet Money Inc came begging. Godwin too? Hell I bet even Dewey Pond thought he'd try his luck! Come on give me the good news... Kelly: John.... I will just say that none of the applicants were suitable for the position... (Cena laughs.) Cena: OK stop fooling around. There were hundreds of names. Hell I bet even some of our audience found a way to get an application in. You must have picked one out Kelly. Surely there was one who stood out to you. Kelly: Oh there was... but your not going to want him. Or any of them. I think you and Maddox should contunue The Elite... by yourselves. Cena: Bullshit! Come on Kelly, you just said one of them stood out for you. Make that guys year. Make The Elite a force again. Name the superstar, and get him out here so I can congratulate him. Kelly: Seriiously... there were no.... Cena: I want a name Kelly! Kelly: Alright.... well the name is.... Cena: No.. no! The newest member of The Elite is.... Kelly: sighs. Fine. The newest member of The Elite is...... she whimpers, and says in a whispering tone.... Goldust. (Cena gets a shocked look on his face and suddenly "Shattered Dreams" begins to play and the Gold lights that tell us Goldust is on his way out here. Cena gets a stunned look on his face and then slides out of the ring, grabbing Kelly Kelly too. He then leaps over the barricade and heads out through the crowd, running as fast as he can. The cameras follow Cena as he runs up the steps, and out onto the concourse. They then follow him backstage as he runs at full speed towards his office, with Kelly Kelly following behind. He runs inside, and then looks back out, calling out to Kelly to hurry up. Kelly comes inside and Cena slams the door. He heads straight for the bag of applications, and pours them out onto the floor. He takes one.... "Goldust". Another.... "Goldust". A third and a fourth..... both Goldust. He looks through a few more as fast as possile but soon it hits him.... they are ALL from Goldust. Suddenly, there's a knock...) Cena: No.... way... Kelly: It can't be him... he's in the ring.... isn't he? (Cena opens the door carefully. Sure enough, standing outside his office is none other than Goldust! Cena leaps backwards.) Cena: Erm.... sorry.... the position is taken.... (Cena slams the door as fast as he can. But then he turns around, to see Goldust sitting in his seat. It dawns on him that the man outside was just dressed like Goldust. So too... probably, was the one heading to the ring. The real deal had been here the whole time....) Goldust: I told you John. You would never forget the name(takes a deep breathe)Gollllllllduuuuuuuuuuuuusttttttttttttttttttt. (We fade out with Goldust letting out an echoing laugh. John Cena and Kelly run out the office as fast as they can.) ("without me" blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-The former TV champion has quite a task ahead of him. King-Seemly he wants everyone to know who he is. Kris Gaffney-Don't we all. ("Come Out and Play" blasts on the PA system as Ville Vesneski walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Ville for some reason insisted on this match. King-He insists on a lot of things… Kris Gaffney-Same thing with me and your Mom… [Degenerate and Ville Vesneski face off in the middle of the ring. Ville Vesneski and Degenerate take some trash. Ville Vesneski points at Degenerate, Degenerate grabs his finger, and bends it. Ville Vesneski screams in pain,Ville Vesneski hits a knee to the gut. This doubles over Degenerate, Degenerate covers with a quick belly to back suplex. Degenerate hits a running clothesline that knocks down Ville Vesneski. Ville Vesneski gets up to his feet, and Degenerate hits a few fists to the face of Ville Vesneski, and tries to whip him to the ropes. Ville Vesneski reverses the whip, and Degenerate bounces off of the ropes. Ville Vesneski lowers his head in an attempted back body drop. But Degenerate is able to counter this by grabbing a hold of Ville Vesneski' hair, and throwing him down on the mat.Ville Vesneski stumbles up, and Degenerate kicks Ville Vesneski in the gut that doubles him over. Degenerate runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Degenerate hits a bulldog that drives Ville Vesneski face into the mat. Degenerate goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………..2………………………..kick out by Ville Vesneski. Degenerate gets up, and pumps up the crowd as Ville Vesneski stumbles into the corner, and Degenerate hits a clothesline in the corner. Firestorm backs out of the corner, Degenerate puts Firestorm on the top rope, Degenerate hits a few fists to the face of Ville Vesneski as he begins to head up to the top rope for his next move.] JR-Ville Vesneski might not like this fall. King-Does he have a choice in the matter? Kris Gaffney-If he doesn't have one, I'm sure he'll think of something stupid to do….hell he might do it even if he figures out how to get out of the move. [Ville Vesneski gets hooked on the top rope, and Degenerate goes for the super plext. But as he falls, Ville Vesneski turns right into Degenerate, and hits a cross body block. He goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………………………….2…………………………..kick out by Degenerate. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, but obviously Degenerate is the first to his feet. Degenerate pulls up Ville Vesneski. Ville Vesneski gets up to his feet, and Ville Veneski hits a jaw breaker that knocks back Degenerate. Degenerate is stunned, and Ville Veneski hits a few fists to the face of Degenerate, and Ville Vesneski tries to whip Degenerate to the ropes, but it's reversed by Degenerate. Ville Vesneski bounces off of the ropes, and Degenerate goes for a flying clothesline that connects to degenerate. Degenerate gets up to his feet Ville Vesneski kicks Degenerate in the gut that doubles him over, and Ville Vesneski hooks up Degenerate, and hits a double under hook suplex that connects with Degenerate. Ville vesneski pulls up Degenerate, and Ville Vesneski whips Degenerate to the ropes. Degenerate bounces off of the ropes, and Ville Vesneski bounces off of the ropes, Ville Vesneski goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under, and he continues to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Degenerate hits a power slam, and he goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………………..2……………………kick out by Degenerate.] JR-I think Ville is getting frustrated King-Yeah, seems about that time in the match. Kris Gaffney-Yet we still sell shrugs* [Ville Vesneski rolls out of the ring, and grabs a chair, he rolls into the ring, and Degenerate is getting upt o his feet, and Ville Vesneski smashes Degenerate with the chair. The ref calls for the DQ on Ville Vesneski. Suddenly Scott Tazte slides into the ring, and takes down Ville Vesneski. Ville Vesneski pushes Scott Tazte off of the mounted punches. Scott Tazte grabs the chair, and takes a swing at Ville Vesneski' head. Ville Vesneski ducks out of the ring, and Scott Tazte stays in the ring as Ville Vesneski backs away from the ring.] JR-I guess Tazte isn't going to let what happened last match go. King-long term memory in wrestling….NEVER! ("tha gamebreaker" blasts on the PA system as Chris Parker walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-This man was also known from his appearance on ESPN. King-He's kinda like the EMF's Troy Macalore ("Destroy Everything" blasts on the PA system as SammyExtreme walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.) JR-Although, he's going to have quite a test with this EMF veteran. King-I hope he's not a fan of tables….because I think one might be smashed before this match is over. Kris Gaffney-…or turned gay… [Chris Parker runs at SammyExtreme, and goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under, and SammyExtreme knocks down Chris Parker with a fist to the face that knocks him down, he gets up to his feet. Then he stumbles towards SammyExtreme, and Chris Parker hits a head lock take down. SammyExtreme holds Chris Parker for a side head lock on the mat. SammyExtreme puts on the pressure on Chris Parker, and SammyExtreme tries to find a way out of the hold as he gets up to his feet. Chris Parker backs up SammyExtreme to the ropes, and whips him off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, but SammyExtreme is able to catch Chris Parker off guard with a running shoulder block that knocks him down to the mat. Chris Parker gets up fairly quickly, and stunned. He gets hit with a running clothesline that knocks down Chris Parker. Chris Parker gets up really dazed. Sammy Extreme sets him up, and hits a belly to belly suplex that connects on Chris Parker. SammyExtreme not confident that would finish him off waits until Chris Parker gets up, Chris Parker goes into the corner, and SammyExtreme hits a few stomps into the gut on Chris Parker to stun him enough, and whips him to the corner, and follows him into the corner. SammyExtreme hits a clothesline in the corner as Chris Parker crashes in the corner, SammyExtreme backs away and he stumbles out of the corner waiting for Chris Parker to come to him. SammyExtreme sets him up, and puts him on the top rope. Chris Parker gets hit with a fists to the face, SammyExtreme climbs up to the top rope, and hooks him. SammyExtreme hits a super plex that sends SammyExtreme crashing into the mat, and both wrestlers are down on the mat. Seemly that move hurt SammyExtreme as much as it did Chris Parker. SammyExtreme slowly turns over, and throws his arm, and is able to make the cover. The ref counts the 1………………………………………….2………………………………..kick out by Chris Parker. SammyExtreme is able to sit up, he shakes his head, but he didn't totally expect to finish off the match right there, right now. Sammy Extreme pumps up the crowd, and sets up for his next move.] JR-SammyExtreme almost got the three count there. King-He also effectively killed some time. Kris Gaffney-Yeah…that's always handy. [SammyExtreme goes into the corner, and signals for Chris Parker to get up to his feet. Chris Parker stumbles up to his feet. SammyExtreme charges at Chris Parker, Chris Parker side steps SammyExtreme, and throws him to the ring post in the corner. SammyExtreme is in a lot of pain as he falls out of the corner, and Chris Parker gets up and waits for SammyExtreme to get up to his feet. Chris Parker hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over. Chris Parker double under hooks him, lifts him up, and hits a double under hooks back breaker. But after hitting the move, Chris Parker goes down to the mat, and he takes his time to rest up, and SammyExtreme stumbles towards Chris Parker who is getting up to his feet, and SammyExtreme hits an atomic drop. Chris Parker backs up to the ropes, and hits a running clothesline that knocks down SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme gets up to his feet, and Chris Parker hits a few fists to the face, and tries to whip SammyExtreme to the ropes, but it's reversed, and Chris Parker bounces off of the ropes. As Chris Parker comes towards him, SammyExtreme goes for a gore, but Chris Parker leaps over the top of SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme turns around as Chris Parker bounces off of the ropes, and Chris Parker hits a lou Thez press, and hits a few fists to the face of SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme rakes the eyes to break up the offense, and Chris Parker gets up stunned, and SammyExtreme charges at Chris Parker. Chris Parker counters this with a back body drop over the top rope. But SammyExtreme lands on the apron. Chris Parker turns around, and SammyExtreme hits a hang man on the top rope. Chris Parker stumbles back into the middle of the ring. SammyExtreme climbs up to the apron, and up to the top rope, he measures up SammyExtreme. He leaps off of the top rope, and Chris Parker counters with a drop kick that catches SammyExtreme. Chris Parker shakes off the effects of the few moves by SammyExtreme, and decides to call for the end of this match.] JR-Chris Parker is nearing his first win here in the EMF. King-Wonder how that will work for him. Kris Gaffney-Usually not good. [Chris Parker is ready as SammyExtreme stumbles up, and he turns towards Chris Parker. Chris Parker sets up SammyExtreme for his finisher, but it's countered with a few elbows to the side of the head.Chris Parker stumbles backwards, SammyExtreme goes for the gore, but Chris Parker moves out of the way. SammyExtreme stops short of hitting the ref. Turns around, and gets hit with Bad Company! Chris Parker goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………………………….2…………………………………3!] JR-Chris Parker was in the right place, and right time, and won this match. King-Think he might get invited again on ESPN? Kris Gaffney-Maybe… King-Good…maybe he can bring me with him….pulls out a butcher knife, and gets a dark Sideshow Bob look I got an old score to settle.* ("Slither" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Firestorm is a quality wrestler, if Troy's to become champion, he's going to have to be on his game. King-Well…maybe you can fake Firestorm out by saying "is that Elizabeth" Kris Gaffney-bigger boobed Keira Knightley?! King-….wrong Elizabeth. Kris Gaffney-…oh…. ("Pain" blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring followed behind by Stephanie McMahon-Walker.) JR-With that said Troy has championship experience, and now has a manager who guided X-Cold to everything he achieved. King-Except in his early days. Kris Gaffney-X-Cold said if you mention those days…he'd kill you. [Troy Gafgen and Firestorm pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Troy Gafgen pushes down Firestorm. Firestorm gets up to his feet, and tries to do something about Troy Gafgen coming towards him. But Troy Gafgen doesn't let him breath one bit, and Troy Gafgen hits a knee to the gut that doubles him over, and he tries to whip Firestorm to the ropes. But it's reversed to the ropes, and Firestorm bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Firestorm. Troy Gafgen turns around, and Firestorm hits a standing drop kick. This stumbles back Troy Gafgen, Troy Gafgen is a bit stunned, but not enough to make a huge effect on him, so he runs at Firestorm. Firestorm counters with a drop toe hold that sends Troy Gafgen into the ropes throat first. Troy Gafgen stays on the ropes, so Firestorm decides to take advantage of this move, and he runs to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and leaps in the air, and come crashing on the back of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen neck snaps off of the second rope, and he falls on the floor. Firestorm runs at Troy Gafgen, and hits a baseball slide that sends Troy Gafgen fall off of the apron. Troy Gafgen hits the mat around ring side, and gets up to his feet, and Firestorm waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet. Firestorm sling shots himself over the top rope for a suicide dive, but Troy Gafgen catches Firestorm, and transfers him over his shoulder. Troy Gafgen aims Firestorm at the ring post, and Troy Gafgen charges at the corner. Firestorm slides out of the corner, and pushes Troy Gafgen into the ring post, and Troy Gafgen hits the ring post, and Troy Gafgen stumbles forward. Troy Gafgen gets thrown into the ring, and Firestorm tries waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet. Firestorm kicks Troy Gafgen in the gut that doubles him over, and Firestorm sets up Troy Gafgen, and turns him, and goes for the Firestarter, but Troy Gafgen counters it by going for a belly to back suplex, but Firestorm rolls out of the back. Firestorm runs to the ropes, and Firestorm bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen catches Firestorm with a spinning side slam that knocks down both of the two competitors] JR-Troy must have been watching tapes of his future tag team partner. King-Or maybe he's been getting advance from his Dad…because of his nice suits. Kris Gaffney-Good point.. [The ref decides to start his standing 10 count, but it's not really needed as Firestorm was able to roll out of the ring, and pull himself up by using the ropes. Firestorm climbs up to the top rope. He measures Troy Gafgen who is also getting up to his feet, and leaps off of the top rope, but Troy Gafgen counters this move with a upper cut to the chin that knocks down Firestorm. Troy Gafgen takes a few moments to rest up, but once Firestorm gets up dazed. Troy Gafgen hits a running clothesline that knocks down Firestorm. Firestorm gets up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen hits a few fists to the face that knocks back Firestorm. Troy Gafgen whips Firestorm to the ropes, Firestorm bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen lowers his head, and Troy Gafgen hits a back body drop that sends Firestorm through the air, and crashing down on the mat. Firestorm slowly gets up to his feet stunned. Troy Gafgen pushes Firestorm into the corner, and he hits a few shoulder blocks in the corner. Firestorm would get to the opposite side corner but it's reversed. Troy Gafgen crashes into the corner. Troy Gafgen runs at Firestorm, but it's countered by Troy Gafgen with a shoulder to the face of Firestorm. Firestorm stumbles around stunned. Troy Gafgen waits as Firestorm turns towards him. Firestorm gets grabbed by Troy Gafgen around the throat, gets lifted up, and driven down to the mat. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………..2…………………kick out by Firestorm. Troy Gafgen looks over to Stephanie for advice, she says something. Troy Gafgen nods his head, and he puts Firestorms hand on the mat, and hits a few knee's into the mat. Troy Gafgen then puts on an arm bar. Firestorm looks around as he looks for a way out of this hold. He backs up Troy Gafgen to the ropes, and whips Troy Gafgen off of the hold. Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes. Firestorm goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under, and as Firestorm turns around. Troy Gafgen goes for an arm breaker, but Firestorm counters it with a knee lift, and a DDT!] JR-Firestorm veteran instincts might have saved him, and the title there. King-Unless this isn't actually what happened, and he's just imagining a good out come, before the bad out come really happens. [Firestorm pulls up Troy Gafgen, Firestorm goes for the Firestarter. Stephanie gets on the apron, Firestorm runs at her to scare her off the apron. She drops down, so it probably worked. Troy Gafgen seeing this gets up, as Firestorm turns around, Troy Gafgen goes for the crack of dawn, but it's countered into a jackknife cover, Troy Gafgen tries to get out. But he was able to hold him down for the 1……………………….2……………………….3!] ("Marc Mead's theme" blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) JR-Marc Mead has quite an opportunity here. King-Yeah, he even let MxMxPunk make an appearance….Amy must approve. Kris Gaffney-…depends if Punk did his homework first or not…oh well… ("MVP" blasts on the PA system as MVP walks to the ring with Eve trailing behind him.) JR-Seemly he's just another Money Inc. member with something wrong with John Cena and Amy Dumas. King-He could have at least gave Amy's boobs some respect… Kris Gaffney-I doubt it…next promo, Ken Kennedy will bring Keira Knightley to pose as Amy. King-….the visually enhanced one…right? Kris Gaffney-Unfortunately, not! King-NNNNNNOOOOO… [Marc Mead runs up at the ramp at MVP, and throws a punch to MVP on the ramp, but it's blocked by MVP, and returned. Marc Mead stumbles backwards, and MVP goes towards Marc Mead, but Marc Mead responses with a knee lift into the gut that doubles over MVP, and Marc Mead tries to whip MVP to the steel steps, but it's reversed by MVP. Marc Mead goes running into the steel steps, and Marc Mead hits hard into the ring steps, and Marc Mead is in pain and MVP pulls him up, and throws him into the ring, and slides into the ring. Marc Mead is getting up to his feet, and MVP picks up Marc Mead, and hits a body slam, MVP goes to the ropes for the ballin' elbow drop, but Marc Mead nips up, and he goes for the Mead kick V.1. But MVP ducks it, and MVP ducks it, and quickly does the ballin' taunt, and goes for the elbow. But Marc Mead is able to roll out of the way, sending MVP crashing into the mat. Marc Mead times the next move just right, and he runs to the ropes as MVP is slowly getting ot his feet. As Marc Mead comes off of the ropes, and MVP counters with a quick over the head belly to belly over head throw. Marc Mead crashes into the mat, and he gets up after a little bit of time. Marc Mead stumbles up to his feet, and MVP hits a few fists to the face of Marc Mead, and tries to whip him to the ropes, and is successful in it. Marc Mead bounces off of the ropes. But Marc Mead hooks the ropes, and MVP charges at Marc Mead, and Marc Mead counters with a back body drop that sends MVP over the top rope. MVP stands on the mat, and Marc mead turns around, and MVP hits a back body drop over the top rope done through the ropes. MVP flies over the top rope, and crashes on the mat. MVP strugs his shoulders, and he does the ballin' taunt, and hits a flying elbow drop on Marc Mead that connects with Marc Mead. MVP pulls up Marc Mead, and throws him into the ring, and MVP rolls back into the ring. Marc Mead goes into the corner, and Marc Mead gets up to his feet in the corner. MVP does the taunt for his next move, and he runs to the ropes, and he runs at Marc Mead in the corner. Marc Mead falls limply to the mat, and seemly down for the count.] JR-MVP might have just won this match right there. King-I don't think so….competitors seem to be able to magically be able to take more in hardcore matches. Kris Gaffney-…wonder why that is…oh well… [MVP goes into the cover on Marc Mead, the ref counts and MVP is able to get the 1…………………………….2…………………….kick out by Marc Mead. MVP shakes his head, but doesn't argue. Instead, he tries to end this match, Marc Mead stumbles up top his feet. MVP kicks Marc Mead in the gut, and he sets up Marc Mead for the play maker. But Marc Mead spins out of it, and from that move he hits a impaler DDT that plants MVP into the mat. Marc Mead rolls out of the ring, and goes to the floor triyng to rest up. Marc Mead looks under the ring, and grabs a Singapore cane, and turns away from the ropes. MVP is able to get up to his feet, and grabs he ropes, and Marc Mead turns around, and hits MVP with a Singapore cane shot to the head of MVP. MVP falls back into the ring on the mat. Marc Mead rolls into the ring, and waits for MVP to get up to his feet. MVP hits a Singapore cane shot to the gut that doubles over MVP, and Marc Mead measures up, and hits a cane shot to the back. MVP falls down to the mat, and Marc Mead falls backwards on the ropes, and throws the cane away as he's trying to take this chance to rest up, MVP is able to get to his feet. Obviously hurting, MVP tries to get this match back under control by throwing a fist, but it's blocked by Marc Mead, and Marc Mead throws a fist back, and hits it. Marc Mead tries to whip MVP to the ropes, but it's reversed by MVP. Marc Mead bounces off of the ropes, and MVP throws Marc Mead in the air, but Marc Mead comes down with a drop kick that connects. MVP goes down to the mat. Marc Mead waits for MVP to get up to his feet, once MVP has gotten up to his feet. Marc Mead kicks MVP in the gut, and sets him up in vertical suplex position, and hooks the leg of MVP. Marc Mead then his a fisherman suplex with a bridge, the ref counts the 1………………………………….2……………………………….kick out by MVP.] JR-Marc Mead might be closing in on the Extreme title. King-I think he might have used the wolf ring this time. Kris Gaffney-But he said he's done with that type of stuff. King-That's what he wants you to believe! [Marc Mead measures up on MVP, and MVP stumbles up to his feet. Eve jumps on the apron. Marc Mead turns his attention towards her, MVP tries to attack Mead from behind, but Marc moves out of the way. MVP stops in time to avoid hitting Eve, but not in time for Marc to nail MVP with the Mead Kick V.2! Marc Mead pulls him away from the ropes, and goes into the cover on MVP. The ref counts the 1……………………..2………………………3!] JR-Marc Mead just took a piece of gold away from Money Inc…could this be a bad omen for them? King-Eastman probably wants to die right now. ("Dirty Window" blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.) JR-A month ago, we probably would have thought that we might not see Godwin again. King-I don't think that would be good for Fairbanks health. Kris Gaffney-Probably not… ("Problem Solver" blasts on the PA system as son Tomko walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.) Kris Gaffney-You know…I noticed there are a lot of Keira Knightley references this Pay Per View. King-Yeah…as Tomko pointed out…that's what they showed on the plane ride here. Kris Gaffney-Wonder who's behind this… Just…Rick- They'll have to believe me now….I know Johnny Depp…aaaahahhahaaha! [Tyson Tomko, and Dan Godwin pace around the ring, they lock up. Dan Godwin goes behind Tyson Tomko, and hits a few clubbing blow to the back of Tyson Tomko. Dan Godwin puts on a side headlock, but Tyson Tomko goes for a belly to back suplex, but Dan Godwin is able to roll out of the back of Tyson Tomko. Tyson Tomko turns around and Dan Godwin hits a standing hurricarana, and hits a mounted punches. Finally the ref makes Dan Godwin get off of Tyson Tomko. Tyson Tomko gets up to his feet, and Tyson Tomko gets knocked down with a clothesline. Tyson Tomko gets up to his feet, and Tyson Tomko is dazed. Dan Godwin tries to whip Tyson Tomko to the ropes, but it's reversed. He bounces off of the ropes, and Tyson Tomko goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under. Dan Godwin continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and hits a flying forearm to the face of Tyson Tomko. That knocks down Tyson Tomko. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and so does Tyson Tomko. Dan Godwin hits an inverted atomic drop that stuns Tyson Tomko. Dan Godwin waits as Tyson Tomko stumbles around, and Dan Godwin hits a double leg take down. Dan Godwin aims Tyson Tomko to the nearest turnbuckle. Dan Godwin executes the move, and Tyson Tomko goes flying into the top turnbuckle. Tyson Tomko stumbles out of the corner, and Dan Godwin hits a belly to back suplex that connects on Tyson Tomko. Dan Godwin goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope. Dan Godwin measures up on Tyson Tomko, and leaps off of the top rope, and connects with a flying splash on Tyson Tomko. Dan Godwin goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………………2……………………….kick out by Tyson Tomko. Dan Godwin can't believe he didn't get the three there, so he decides to do at least one more move before going for the kill. He pulls up Tyson Tomko into a piledriver/power bomb position. He lifts up Tyson Tomko, and drives him down with a jumping piledriver that drives Tyson Tomko's head into the mat.] JR-Dan Godwin might be closing in on another world championship here. King-And going over Tyson Tomko to do it. Kris Gaffney-…Luckily this isn't Kennedy. The explainations would make your mind explode! [Dan Godwin signals for the end as he starts to stomp the mat, seemly he's not afraid of copyright infringement. Anyways, Tyson Tomko gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin goes for the eXecution. But it's caught by Tyson Tomko, Tyson Tomko holds Dan Godwin there for a few moments, then spins him around, and Tyson Tomko hits a spike spinebuster. Tyson Tomko falls back to the ropes, and Tyson Tomko takes a few moments to rest up, as Dan Godwin is down on the mat. Dan Godwin slowly gets up to his feet. Tyson Tomko grabs Dan Godwin by the throat, and throws Dan Godwin into the corner. Tyson Tomko hits a few fists to the body of Dan Godwin, then finishes off with a hard fist to the face. Before the ref can get in between Dan Godwin and Tyson Tomko. Tyson Tomko whips Dan Godwin to the corner, Dan Godwin comes out of the corner stumbling.Tyson Tomko picks up Dan Godwin over his head, and holds him up in the air for a military press. Then he drives him down with a military press slam. Unlike the other times, Dan Godwin bounces off the mat fairly quickly, and Tyson Tomko hits a few fists to the face of Dan Godwin. Tyson Tomko whips Dan Godwin off of the ropes, Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes. Dan Godwin goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Dan Godwin who continues to the other side of the ring. Dan Godwin bounces off of the opposite side of the ring. He comes off of the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Dan Godwin leaps off of the ropes for a cross body block, but it's caught by Tyson Tomko who drives Dan Godwin down for a rib breaker. But doesn't let go and brings him back up, then hits a fall away slam. Dan Godwin crashes into the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet Tyson Tomko waits as Godwin turns around, and Tyson Tomko sets him up, and hits a belly to belly suplex that connects on Dan Godwin. Tyson Tomko from that move goes into the cover, the ref counts the 1…………………….2…………………………………..kick out by Dan Godwin. Tyson Tomko hits the mat, thinking that he should have gotten the three there.] JR-Tyson Tomko almost had the match right here. King-I'd like for someone for once to get the pin here. Kris Gaffney- Yeah….we'll have to wait until someone switches it up. [Tyson Tomko pulls up Dan Godwin, and picks him up on his shoulders. Dan Godwin slides out of back of Tyson Tomko, and Dan Godwin hits an execution, but doesn't get it all. Dan Godwin falls to the mat, and Tyson Tomko falls backwards to the ropes. Dan Godwin slowly gets up to his feet, and Tyson Tomko see's this trying to get the match back in control. He goes for a big boot, but it's ducked under by Dan Godwin, and Tyson Tomko gets hit with another eXecution solidly! Dan Godwin goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………2………………3!] JR-Dan Godwin is champion again. (note: I didn't just had Godwin win because of recent events, this has always been the decision, and been the decision for sometime. But to prove it, I will show my work this one time, even though it might be ignored. When you start out an RP focusing more on what your other character are doing in a limited k match, that's always something that could spell doom. Tomko's text was good, but there were parts of it that I wasn't a fan of. Our top three things we look for is focus, quality, text quality. It's been determined whether it be on a small scale or on a bigger one. Godwin had the better RP, and that's the only reason.) (days later) (We open the scene at Cena mansions at dark, the Cena/Amy. Currently all the people who occupy it are the Cena/Amy children, and the baby sitter, who you'll never meet, because it's not important. The Cena children have all been put to sleep; however, there is one child that is not in bed. Ashley Irvine sneaks down the hallway, and she makes a turn into a bed room, she slowly closes the door so not to be noticed. Then she randomly jumps on the bed bouncing a little bit after she hits it. Laura Cena, who had been sleeping, opens her eyes, and smiles a little, but seems a little annoyed at the same time.) Laura: Ashley..... i'm sleepy! .::Ashley Irvine::.-Hehe...sorry Laura, I'm just not...shouldn't have eaten so much sugar! YAY Halloween is the best! Laura: Yep.... it is. But we still need to sleep Ashley! .::Ashley Irvine::.-Aw...that's no fun, were not even in school yet....huh...wonder what school is...it just came to mind. Hey, out the window, is that a squirrel? Their soooooo cute! Laura: How can you see? Its pitch black out there.... i'm sure the squirrels sleeping too! .::Ashley Irvine::.-My Mom told me us Dumas women have good eyes, isn't that cool? Laura: Yep, thats cool. Well... now that i'm awake... what are we gonna do? .::Ashley Irvine::.-Well....I do have a the urge to play hungry, hungry hippos! How about that!...Or maybe we could talk about our parents! Laura: We could but.... why would you want to? I thought your meant to hate my parents... for.... some reason I don't understand! And we all now how great you Mom is.... how could we forget? .::Ashley Irvine::.-I'm just a little girl! I don't know any better silly hehehe! Everyone lately have been soooooo mean to my Mom hums angry Laura: Really? Like who? My Dads being real nice to her! Even nicer than he was to my Mom. At least... I think so. .::Ashley Irvine::.-Yeah...whatever happened to your Mom...it's like she just disappeared or something. Laura: I don't know. My Dad just said she had to go away. But its ok because I got to live with you now! .::Ashley Irvine::.-Yeah...that's weird...haven't seen my Daddy lately...although I think I seen his evil twin. Laura: Really? People have evil twins? I thought twins were meant to be awesome! .::Ashley Irvine::.-Oh they are! she puts up a signed picture of Ashley Massaro but then there is the EVILLLLL twin! My Dad's is very sirius, and doesn't want to entertain anyone. Makes me wonder if other people are also my Dad's evil twin too...but oh well! So YAY! That's what an evil twin is! Laura: Hmm... i'd hate to meet one of them evil twins, they sound scary. .::Ashley Irvine::.-Aw...sometimes their funny to see what the opposite of you are! Does your Mom have an evil twin? That would be cool, I'm not sure what she'd be like though....hums troubled Laura: I don't know either..... I hope she doesn't have one anywhere. Shed probably be very annoying and scary! .::Ashley Irvine::.-Well...maybe she doesn't have one, but for argument sake, you want to figure it out? Laura: Hmm.... well my Mom always says she doesn't believe in God... so I guess the twin really would! .::Ashley Irvine::.-Yeah! That doesn't sound too good, my Mom tells me that religion is about forgiveness....so maybe your evil twin would be forgiving to everyone! She doesn't sound so bad so far, don't you think? Laura: Maybe... but it sounds like that would get annoying! Although would be fun to do whatever we want and not get told off! .::Ashley Irvine::.-We might get prayed to death though! Hehe...your right, that might get annoying. Hhhhmmmm troubled, then thinks of something....maybe she'd try to spread her happiness around the world! YAY! That would be good though! Laura: Well thats always good! But still.. she's the EVIL twin, thats not good! .::Ashley Irvine::.-Yeah...she'd probably need to do something stupid. Like ignore the one who loves her the most, that wouldn't be good...that ppppoooor guy. He'd probably end up working in something called an e-fed, and take orders from everyone, while droning on about his past...that's never good....hums sadly He'd be like a Cloud Strife clone! Cloud! I love Aeris! She hugs an Aeris Gainsborough doll Laura: I..... don't understand. But i'm sure your right. Well since i'm up.... I might go find something to clean up while we talk! .::Ashley Irvine::.-I can help you with that, she grabs the covers, and tosses around the room YAY! Laura: Thank you! I love cleaning but i'm told I shouldn't mess things up just to clean them.... its very annoying. She gets up to clean up the mess .::Ashley Irvine::.-Hehe...well...just like a joke about someone who hides their own gay feelings through gay jokes. It's just a set up, I'm just getting started! (Ashley runs to cause chaos. Laura laughs and chases after her, clearing up everything she does.) Laura: Yey! Cleaning and Ashley, my two favourite things! (We fade out of this scene and go to John Cena standing outside his house, in the porch area. He has the EMF World Championship in his hands, and is just looking at it, smirking. He may not have technically won it, but he knew that after Cold Day In Hell, he deserved it. And the knowledge that it would be killing Dan Godwin made it even sweeter to hold it. The door opens nearby and out steps John Cena's fiancee Amy Dumas. She is wearing her most expensive, and sexy dress. Which shows off a good deal of her breasts, and has a long slit up the side of the skirt. She is carrying two hard alcoholic drinks in her hand. She hands one to Cena, bending over longer than she needed to give her husband to be a nice view, and then sitting in a chair. Before she takes a sip, she says.) .::Amy Dumas::.-Let me know what you think hun, it's been a while since I've mixed drinks. Cena: With the high i'm on from having this title back and having the worlds hottest woman in my sight... I don't think I even need a drink. Not that it'll hurt or anything. (Cena takes a sip of the drink, and smiles.) Cena: I like it. Its almost as good as it feels to be John Cena right about now..... but not quite! .::Amy Dumas::.-she giggles....I'd have some things we could do to make this situation better. I'm not sure it's too safe, but what else could we ever want. Your the champion of the world, and most importantly She puts down her drink, and she starts rubbing his chest...my champion. What else could be on your mind? (Cena smiles. If perfection existed, he was fairly sure this was it. Well.... maybe not quite, but the only thing to improve the situation was definately on the cards.) Cena: I don't know how anyone could have anything else on his mind at a time like this Amy. .::Amy Dumas::.-Oh, I think I know what's on your mind hun she walks behind Cena, and puts her arms around his neck...if the kids weren't around, who knows. It could be very hot to do that here....too bad huh she winks Cena: Well... here is definately a possibility. Wouldn't exactly be the first time, would it? But before that... I want to ask you something Amy. I think its the perfect time to do so... as its probably the only thing, apart from the obvious, that could make John Cena's life even better. (She goes back, and starts to sip her drink.) .::Amy Dumas::.-That's horrible hun in teasing tone....our kids would be scarred for life if the haven't gone to sleep yet, and walked in on us. But yeah...you can ask me anything...what is it? Cena: Well.... since Godwin ruined the first one... I was thinking we should try again, and get married for real this time. I mean, its great having taken the title from him and all... but its like he still sort of has one over us. Not that thats anywhere near as important as the fact I just want to make sure that I get to spend the entire rest of my life feeling this happy because i'm with you. .::Amy Dumas::.-Oh hun...you didn't even have to ask, of course I'll marry you! (She puts down her drink, and goes over to Cena, and kind of sits in his lap, and starts to kiss him. Cena begins kissing her back, and the two seem to be getting carried away.) Cena: You want to be careful Amy. I thought you were worried about the kids seeing us? .::Amy Dumas::.-Yeah...maybe we should stop before things get too far.. Cena: Forget that, i'm sure they're asleep. Lets just go for it Amy.... (Cena continues to kiss Amy, and is getting carried away. Within moments, he has removed her dress, leaving Amy in her bra and thong. However he is soon prevented from going any further. Amy pushes him back for a moment, and says.) .::Amy Dumas::.-..John, at least take me to the bed room, then I'll tell you what...we'll go as far as you want. Besides, didn't you say you wanted to wait to get me totally knocked up? Cena: Alright Amy, fair enough. If thats what you want to do. (Cena kisses her again, smiles, and then lifts her up. He begins to carry her up the stairs towards the bedroom as we fade away.)

EMF: Cold Day in Hell

JR - This match is a Standard Match. On his way to the ring at this time, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Santino Marella!!! (crowd cheers **)

[Santino Marella comes to the ring. ]

JR - and his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds,, Sirius Jericho!!! (crowd cheers ******)

[Sirius Jericho comes in looking serious, glares down the ref SERIOUS, and the ref runs under the ring in fear. Santino Marella drops Sirius Jericho with a Gorilla Press Slam on the mat. Sirius Jericho checks his boots. (the bell rings) Santino Marella slaps Sirius Jericho. Santino Marella kicks Sirius Jericho in the groin. Santino Marella get nailed with a double axhandle chop from Sirius Jericho. Santino Marella gives Sirius Jericho a reverse neckbreaker. Santino Marella is up again. Sirius Jericho gets hit with a diving elbow smash from Santino Marella. Sirius Jericho climbs to his feet. Santino Marella legsweeps Sirius Jericho. Sirius Jericho moves back to his feet. Sirius Jericho kicks Santino Marella in the stomach and executes the sitdown face slam. Now Sirius Jericho standing. Sirius Jericho climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving headbutt on Santino Marella. Sirius Jericho sends Santino Marella to ringside. Earl Hebner starts the count (.1) Sirius Jericho grabs Santino Marella and applies an arm wrench. Sirius Jericho uses a lariat on Santino Marella. Sirius Jericho chants start. Santino Marella and Sirius Jericho move back into the ring. Santino Marella punches Sirius Jericho repeatedly. Santino Marella chops Sirius Jericho. Santino Marella executes the Supper DDT on Sirius Jericho! Santino Marella climbs up to second turnbuckle, and leaps off the top rope, and hits the Lupid headbutt! Santino Marella goes into the cover, and gets the 1.........................2...........................3!]

JR-Santino wins this match.

King-Jericho was just knocked lupid.

Kris Gaffney-All Harvard graduates agree to this statement.

(Copyright information flashes on the screen, and we go into a highlight video of how some of the main event matches came about. Finally we fade into an introduction screen welcoming us to Cold Day in Hell 2009. Pyrotechnics blasts off on the stage, the lights turn on, and fans yell, and wave their signs. Some of the signs say "Firestorm made Troy angry!", "I know what you are doing", and "Rad is just naturally angry.)

JR-Welcome to another Cold Day in Hell.

King-Why is it never actually cold in Cold Day in Hell?

Kris Gaffney-Um…because were not in hell?

King- Aw, right…that was a few weeks ago…anyways.

("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Rad just came up a bit short last week while in the fatal four way.

King-For some reason, I think Gamebreaker is going to jump all over that.

Kris Gaffney-Someone has to..

("Myke Hawke's theme" blasts on the PA system as Myke Hawke walks to the ring.)

JR-Myke Hawke is a very…interesting talent.

King-I wish I could understand the meaning behind the name.

Kris Gaffney-It's more confusing than calling yourself Wes….ok that's a lie.

[Rad Hazard and Myke Hawke paces around the ring, and they lock up. Myke Hawke goes behind Rad Hazard, and puts on a waist lock. Myke Hawke hits a back elbow to the face of Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard goes down to the mat, and Myke Hawke grabs Rad Hazard, and hits a clubbing blow to the back of Rad Hazard. Myke Hawke puts Rad Hazard on one knee, and Myke Hawke puts on a waist lock, and lifts up Rad Hazard for a gut wrench power bomb. But it's countered with a hurricanarna that sends Myke Hawke to the ropes on the second rope. Rad Hazard knowing that he has to take this chance, he runs to the ropes, and as he comes into the ropes that Myke Hawke is at, Myke Hawke gets off of the second rope, and hits a diving clothesline that knocks down Rad Hazard. Myke Hawke waits for Rad Hazard who slowly gets up to his feet. Rad Hazard gets up to his feet, and turns towards Myke Hawke who picks him up, and hits a whiplash spine buster on Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard is on the mat, and Myke Hawke hits a few stomps on the downed Rad Hazard as Rad Hazard goes into the corner. Myke Hawke gets told something by the ref, Myke Hawke puts up his hands innocently, then hits a fist to the face of Rad Hazard, and follows it up with a few stomps in the corner. Once Rad Hazard is in a sitting position. Myke Hawke puts on a choke hold with his boot to the throat, and the ref counts to 4, and Myke Hawke breaks up the choke hold. Myke Hawke backs away as required by the ref, and goes back into the corner as Rad Hazard is pulling himself up, and hits a big hip toss out of the corner. Rad Hazard hits the mat hard. But still is getting up, hurt, but he is up. Myke Hawke tries to whip Rad Hazard off of the ropes, but it's reversed by Rad Hazard. Myke Hawke bounces off of the ropes. Rad Hazard goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes. Rad Hazard lowers his head, and Myke Hawke hits a kick to the face. Rad Hazard stumbles around dazed, right into a pick up, and Myke Hawke holds him up in a military press.]

JR-Myke Hawke is dominating.

King-Well, maybe Rad's being distracted by the name.

Kris Gaffney-I still don't get it…

[Rad Hazard reaches down, and rakes the eyes of Myke Hawke. Rad Hazard slides down the back of Myke Hawke, and he runs to the ropes. Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes. Myke Hawke goes for a big boot to the face, but it's ducked under by Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard continues to the other side of the ring. Rad Hazard spring boards off of the ropes, and hits a flying cross body that connects on Myke Hawke that takes down Myke Hawke. Rad Hazard rolls away from Myke Hawke, and Rad Hazard can't really do anything to continue the advantage. Rad Hazard rolls out of the ring, and on to the apron, and he gets up to his feet. Myke Hawke at this point is up, and charges at Rad Hazard who counters with a shoulder block into the gut that stumbles back Myke Hawke. Rad Hazard measures up, and he sling shots himself up to the top rope rope, and hits a missile drop kick that knocks down Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard hits a few fists to the face, and Rad Hazard tries to whip Myke Hawke to the ropes, but it's reversed, and Rad Hazard bounces off of the ropes. As he comes off of the ropes, Rad Hazard hits a low drop kick to the leg of Myke Hawke. Myke Hawke is in pain, but doesn't get off his feet. He takes a wild punch to the face of Rad Hazard, Rad Hazard ducks under, and sets up Myke Hawke, and hits a Russian leg sweep that connects. Rad Hazard rolls into the cover, and gets the 1……………………………………..2…………………kick out by Myke Hawke. Rad Hazard doesn't argue, instead he climbs out of the ring, and climbs up to the top rope, and waits for Myke Hawke to get up to his feet. Myke Hawke gets up to his feet, and Rad Hazard leaps off of the top rope, and connects with a double axe handle that knocks down Myke Hawke.]

JR-There is a favorite of the Macho Man.

King-I didn't know the TV title match was going to happen now.

[Myke Hawke gets pulled up by Rad Hazard, Myke Hawke hits a quick spine buster. He stumbles backwards, and pulls up Rad Hazard. Rad Hazard rakes the eyes of Myke Hawke. Rad Hazard rolls away, and gets up in the corner. Blinded Myke Hawke goes for a running shoulder block that misses, and Myke Hawke hits the ring post. Rad Hazard pulls Myke Hawke out of the corner into a school boy. The ref counts 1…….Rad Hazard puts his feet on the ropes as the ref doesn't notice, Myke Hawke tries to struggle to kick out……………..2………………..3!]

JR-Rad Hazard stole this one.

King-Must be his new attitude is paying off.

("without me" blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The former TV champion has quite a task ahead of him.

King-Seemly he wants everyone to know who he is.

Kris Gaffney-Don't we all.

("Come Out and Play" blasts on the PA system as Ville Vesneski walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Ville for some reason insisted on this match.

King-He insists on a lot of things…

Kris Gaffney-Same thing with me and your Mom…

[Degenerate and Ville Vesneski face off in the middle of the ring. Ville Vesneski and Degenerate take some trash. Ville Vesneski points at Degenerate, Degenerate grabs his finger, and bends it. Ville Vesneski screams in pain,Ville Vesneski hits a knee to the gut. This doubles over Degenerate, Degenerate covers with a quick belly to back suplex. Degenerate hits a running clothesline that knocks down Ville Vesneski. Ville Vesneski gets up to his feet, and Degenerate hits a few fists to the face of Ville Vesneski, and tries to whip him to the ropes. Ville Vesneski reverses the whip, and Degenerate bounces off of the ropes. Ville Vesneski lowers his head in an attempted back body drop. But Degenerate is able to counter this by grabbing a hold of Ville Vesneski' hair, and throwing him down on the mat.Ville Vesneski stumbles up, and Degenerate kicks Ville Vesneski in the gut that doubles him over. Degenerate runs to the ropes, and he bounces off of the ropes. Degenerate hits a bulldog that drives Ville Vesneski face into the mat. Degenerate goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………..2………………………..kick out by Ville Vesneski. Degenerate gets up, and pumps up the crowd as Ville Vesneski stumbles into the corner, and Degenerate hits a clothesline in the corner. Firestorm backs out of the corner, Degenerate puts Firestorm on the top rope, Degenerate hits a few fists to the face of Ville Vesneski as he begins to head up to the top rope for his next move.]

JR-Ville Vesneski might not like this fall.

King-Does he have a choice in the matter?

Kris Gaffney-If he doesn't have one, I'm sure he'll think of something stupid to do….hell he might do it even if he figures out how to get out of the move.

[Ville Vesneski gets hooked on the top rope, and Degenerate goes for the super plext. But as he falls, Ville Vesneski turns right into Degenerate, and hits a cross body block. He goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………………………….2…………………………..kick out by Degenerate. Both wrestlers are down on the mat, but obviously Degenerate is the first to his feet. Degenerate pulls up Ville Vesneski. Ville Vesneski gets up to his feet, and Ville Veneski hits a jaw breaker that knocks back Degenerate. Degenerate is stunned, and Ville Veneski hits a few fists to the face of Degenerate, and Ville Vesneski tries to whip Degenerate to the ropes, but it's reversed by Degenerate. Ville Vesneski bounces off of the ropes, and Degenerate goes for a flying clothesline that connects to degenerate. Degenerate gets up to his feet Ville Vesneski kicks Degenerate in the gut that doubles him over, and Ville Vesneski hooks up Degenerate, and hits a double under hook suplex that connects with Degenerate. Ville vesneski pulls up Degenerate, and Ville Vesneski whips Degenerate to the ropes. Degenerate bounces off of the ropes, and Ville Vesneski bounces off of the ropes, Ville Vesneski goes for a clothesline. But it's ducked under, and he continues to the ropes, he bounces off of the ropes. Degenerate hits a power slam, and he goes into the cover, and gets the 1…………………..2……………………kick out by Degenerate.]

JR-I think Ville is getting frustrated

King-Yeah, seems about that time in the match.

Kris Gaffney-Yet we still sell *shrugs*

[Ville Vesneski rolls out of the ring, and grabs a chair, he rolls into the ring, and Degenerate is getting upt o his feet, and Ville Vesneski smashes Degenerate with the chair. The ref calls for the DQ on Ville Vesneski. Suddenly Scott Tazte slides into the ring, and takes down Ville Vesneski. Ville Vesneski pushes Scott Tazte off of the mounted punches. Scott Tazte grabs the chair, and takes a swing at Ville Vesneski' head. Ville Vesneski ducks out of the ring, and Scott Tazte stays in the ring as Ville Vesneski backs away from the ring.]

JR-I guess Tazte isn't going to let what happened last match go.

King-long term memory in wrestling….NEVER!

("Angel on my shoulders" plays as The Beautiful People make their way out onto the ramp, with Velvet sliding through Angelina's legs as usual. The three of them head down to the ring.)

JR: This could become quite a formidable tag team...

King: I'm just greatful Velvet and Angelina have got Kelly dressing like them! Skirts and thongs forever!!

Kris: Yea... thats what I said to your Mom...

(After the beautiful people do their usual ring rope entrance, "Bodies" by Drowning Pool plays and Marina heads out onto the ramp, followed by Tori Pond and Shelly martinez. They head to the opposite side of the ring. Finkle speaks.)

Finkle: The following 6-Diva Tag Match is set for one fall! By order of President Cena, the ruling has been changed so that the ENTIRE losing team will recieve a make over from the winners! In the ring, the team of Velvet Sky, Angelina Love and Kelly Kelly.... together they are THE BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE! *booing from the crowd* And their opponents.... the team of Marina, Tori Pond and Shelly Martinez.... together they are.... Team Ugly!

(Finkle looks confused, and the other divas turn to him looking angry. He tries to explain he was simply reading the paper her recieved from Cena's office. While they are distracted the Beautiful People ambush them from behind. Kelly and Angelina grab hold of Tori and Shelly and hurl them from the ring. Velvet grabs Marina and hits a snapmere and then all 3 of them begin stomping down on Marina. The referee tries to restore order so he can start the match but the 3 of them ignore him and keep working over Marina. Kelly then lifts her up and hits a hard suplex. Angelina then slides to the outside and throws a chair into the ring. The referee grabs it and begins yelling at her, even though he can't disqualify her before the match. While he's distracted, Velvet pulls out some perfume and sprays it into Marina's eyes. She is blinded by it and then Velvet nails the Beauty Mark! Already. She calls for Angelina and Kelly to leave the ring so that she can simply pin Marina, but before they can, Tori and Shelly come back in and begin hammering away on Kelly and Angelina. They then throw them from the ring and then turn towards Velvet. They grab her and nail a hard double suplex. Shelly then rolls Marina out of the ring and rolls out herself. She calls for treatment to help Marina, then gets on the apron. The bell sounds and the match starts.)

JR: The beautiful People tried to steal one....

King: Just like they stole my heart...

Kris: Looks like this is gonna start out as a handicap match....

Vince McMahon: Sorry, what did I miss?? I want DETAILS damn it!

(Velvet is clearly feeling the effects of that double suplex as she stumbles up. Tori grabs her and begins hammering away at her, backing her into the corner. She hits a few hard chops to Velvet and then lets her stumble out of the corner and nails a hard suplex. Trainers are still trying to get the perfume out of Marina's eyes as Tori puts Velvet in a headlock and begins to weaken her down. Tori lifts her to her feet and then she releases the hold, grabs Velvet and nails a DDT. She hooks the leg for the 1....2.... Velvet gets a shoulder up. Tori lifts her and then throws her into the ropes. She bounces off the ropes next to the Beautiful People corner and Angelina gets a blind tag. Tori grabs Velvet and hits a suplex into a bridge but Velvets not legal and Angelina comes in and stomps hard on Tori. Angelina leans over Tori and begins slapping her and then lifts her up and hits a snapmere, before drop kicking her in the face. She covers Tori for the 1.... 2.... Tori kicks out.)

JR: Tori went for the win... but the Beautiful People sneakily gain the advantage back.

King: Maybe they should start wearing sneakers..... FOR SNEAKING!

Kris; Nah... thats not as hot.

(Angelina drags Tori to her feet and over to the BP corner and makes the tag to Kelly. Kelly comes in and hammers away on Tori. She keeps Tori backed into the BP corner and puts herself in the referees line of sight (lucky bastard) so he doesn't see Velvet begin to choke Tori out with the tag rope. When she stops, Tori stumbles out of the corner dazed, and then Kelly runs and nails a hard bulldog on her. She hooks the leg and scores the 1.... 2..... Tori kicks out. Kelly looks frustrated but then calls for the K2! She goes for it but at the last moment Tori shoves her away and she flies straight into Angelina Love. They hit heads and Kelly falls to the mat, as Angelina falls off the apron. Tori begins to try and crawl towards her corner... shes edges closer.... closer... but suddenly Velvet Sky rushes in and drags her back away from it. Shelly rushes in and attacks Velvet and the referee tries to regain control. With him distracted Marina, who is finally back, slides into the ring and plants Kelly, who had stumbled up, back down with a hard DDT. She then drags Tori back to their corner. Marina goes back to the outside, but so does Shelly, and Shelly gets the tag from Tori. Kelly makes the tag to Velvet.)

JR: Tori finally made the tag she needed...

King: Who cares about team ugly?

Kris: I dunno... Dewey Pond?

(Velvet charges at Shelly and knocks her down with a hard clothesline. Velvet begins to hammer away at Shelly with hard slaps to the face, and then she lets Shelly stumble to her feet and nails an inch perfct suplex. Velvet lifts Shelly up again but Shelly counters and then slids through Velvet's legs, before rolling her up and scoring the 1..... 2.... Velvet kicks out. Velvet leaps to her feet looking a bit shocked she almost got caught and Shelly is able to grab her and nail a hard powerbomb. Shelly then calls for her finisher, and Velvet stumbles up, but before Shelly can do anything Kelly Kelly comes in and pulls her away and nails her with a clothesline. The referee yells at Kelly and tries to remove her from the ring. With the referee distracted though, Marina comes in and nails Velvet hard with a suplex. Shelly throws an arm over her as the referee turns back round to count the 1.... 2....... kick out again by Velvet. Shelly looks frustrated but taunts for the end of the match.)

JR: Shelly Martinez trying desperately to put Velvet Sky away....

King: Not the only one desperate to lay on top of Velvet...

Kris: I assume your not referring to John Cena?

(Shelly grabs Velvet and throws her hard into the corner. She doesn't notice Kelly Kelly get a blind tag. She lets Velvet stumble out and then nails the Shell-Shock. She goes into the cover but the referee doesn't count. She leaps up looking frustrated and walks straight into the K2 from Kelly! Tori and Marina try to run in but they are both pulled back by Angelina who has walked round the outside and the referee counts 1.... 2..... 3! Its over. Kelly leaps up to celebrate, and then picks up Velvet, hugging her as their music plays.)

Finkle: Here are your winners.... Angeline Love, Velvet Sky and Kelly Kelly.... The Beautiful People!

(Kelly Kelly takes a microphone and addresses the fans.)

Kelly: Well look what happened. Just as predicted... The Beautiful People pick up the win. And as a result... you 3 have to get a make over from us! Those are the rules... there's no point trying to avoid it! Now get in here and get whats coming to you....

(And with that, the Beautiful People begin, with their opponents helpless to do anything but let them. Some EMF Staff come to the top of the ramp and bring out what appears to be a screen. . Angelina, Velvet and Kelly collect some clothes that are similar to the things they would wear, and all 6 girls head to the top of the ramp.. They hand the clothes to the girls and motion for them to get changed behind the screen. They look disgusted as they look at the short skirts and whatever else they have been given. Shelly, Tori and Marina go behind the screen and begin to get changed. Suddenly, a few moments later, The Beautiful People "accidentally" knock the screen over, revealing their 3 opponents in various states of undress (but still covered, as they weren't changing their underwear). They act shocked, and then grab their brown paper bags and pretend to vomit into them, while calling for someone to put the screen back up. Their opponents look horrified at this. Eventually they are changed, and emerge. But The Beautful People aren't done, and they make Shelly, Marina and Tori all sit in chairs, while they bring out some scissors. They begin to cut their opponents hair short, and re-style it, which makes them all really annoye and upset, but they can do nothing to stop them. The Beautiful People then bring out some hair dye! They begin to rub it into their opponents hair, much to their horror. Velvet smirks.)

Velvet: And soon you will ALL be blonde, just like The Beautiful People! Oh and Tori dear... I know you were blonde anyway.. but it was so dirty we thought the dye might help restore its color!

(She smirks as they finish up dying the hair. Although we don't see the effects quite yet, they look proud at what they did, and make their opponents stand up again.)

Kelly: Why don't you turn around for the people... let them see every side of you... and the improvements we've made!

(The girls all turn round slowly, 360 degress to show off th handiwork of the Beautiful People. But Velvet doesn't look happy, and she gets on the mic again.)

Velvet: No no no no NO! This just won't do! They still aren't Beautiful! And we've done everything we can... but it just hasn't worked!!

Kelly: Well what do you suggest Velvet...

Velvet: I suggest we change their clothes again... to something more suitable. Like these!

(Velvet brings out some rubbish sacks, that have been slightly altered so as they could be worn. She smirks as she hands them over. The girls look at her like she can't be serious but she doesn't back down. Shamefully, Marina, Tori and Shelly each take them, and put them on over their clothing, as The Beautiful People smirk. Velvet speaks out.)

Velvet: Much better! Just how you belong. You may now get your ugly faces out of my sight!

(The defeated Divas walk backstage as The Beautiful Peoples theme plays and they leave too.)

("tha gamebreaker" blasts on the PA system as Chris Parker walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man was also known from his appearance on ESPN.

King-He's kinda like the EMF's Troy Macalore

("Destroy Everything" blasts on the PA system as SammyExtreme walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-Although, he's going to have quite a test with this EMF veteran.

King-I hope he's not a fan of tables….because I think one might be smashed before this match is over.

Kris Gaffney-…or turned gay…

[Chris Parker runs at SammyExtreme, and goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under, and SammyExtreme knocks down Chris Parker with a fist to the face that knocks him down, he gets up to his feet. Then he stumbles towards SammyExtreme, and Chris Parker hits a head lock take down. SammyExtreme holds Chris Parker for a side head lock on the mat. SammyExtreme puts on the pressure on Chris Parker, and SammyExtreme tries to find a way out of the hold as he gets up to his feet. Chris Parker backs up SammyExtreme to the ropes, and whips him off of the ropes. He bounces off of the ropes, but SammyExtreme is able to catch Chris Parker off guard with a running shoulder block that knocks him down to the mat. Chris Parker gets up fairly quickly, and stunned. He gets hit with a running clothesline that knocks down Chris Parker. Chris Parker gets up really dazed. Sammy Extreme sets him up, and hits a belly to belly suplex that connects on Chris Parker. SammyExtreme not confident that would finish him off waits until Chris Parker gets up, Chris Parker goes into the corner, and SammyExtreme hits a few stomps into the gut on Chris Parker to stun him enough, and whips him to the corner, and follows him into the corner. SammyExtreme hits a clothesline in the corner as Chris Parker crashes in the corner, SammyExtreme backs away and he stumbles out of the corner waiting for Chris Parker to come to him. SammyExtreme sets him up, and puts him on the top rope. Chris Parker gets hit with a fists to the face, SammyExtreme climbs up to the top rope, and hooks him. SammyExtreme hits a super plex that sends SammyExtreme crashing into the mat, and both wrestlers are down on the mat. Seemly that move hurt SammyExtreme as much as it did Chris Parker. SammyExtreme slowly turns over, and throws his arm, and is able to make the cover. The ref counts the 1………………………………………….2………………………………..kick out by Chris Parker. SammyExtreme is able to sit up, he shakes his head, but he didn't totally expect to finish off the match right there, right now. Sammy Extreme pumps up the crowd, and sets up for his next move.]

JR-SammyExtreme almost got the three count there.

King-He also effectively killed some time.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…that's always handy.

[SammyExtreme goes into the corner, and signals for Chris Parker to get up to his feet. Chris Parker stumbles up to his feet. SammyExtreme charges at Chris Parker, Chris Parker side steps SammyExtreme, and throws him to the ring post in the corner. SammyExtreme is in a lot of pain as he falls out of the corner, and Chris Parker gets up and waits for SammyExtreme to get up to his feet. Chris Parker hits a kick to the gut that doubles him over. Chris Parker double under hooks him, lifts him up, and hits a double under hooks back breaker. But after hitting the move, Chris Parker goes down to the mat, and he takes his time to rest up, and SammyExtreme stumbles towards Chris Parker who is getting up to his feet, and SammyExtreme hits an atomic drop. Chris Parker backs up to the ropes, and hits a running clothesline that knocks down SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme gets up to his feet, and Chris Parker hits a few fists to the face, and tries to whip SammyExtreme to the ropes, but it's reversed, and Chris Parker bounces off of the ropes. As Chris Parker comes towards him, SammyExtreme goes for a gore, but Chris Parker leaps over the top of SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme turns around as Chris Parker bounces off of the ropes, and Chris Parker hits a lou Thez press, and hits a few fists to the face of SammyExtreme. SammyExtreme rakes the eyes to break up the offense, and Chris Parker gets up stunned, and SammyExtreme charges at Chris Parker. Chris Parker counters this with a back body drop over the top rope. But SammyExtreme lands on the apron. Chris Parker turns around, and SammyExtreme hits a hang man on the top rope. Chris Parker stumbles back into the middle of the ring. SammyExtreme climbs up to the apron, and up to the top rope, he measures up SammyExtreme. He leaps off of the top rope, and Chris Parker counters with a drop kick that catches SammyExtreme. Chris Parker shakes off the effects of the few moves by SammyExtreme, and decides to call for the end of this match.]

JR-Chris Parker is nearing his first win here in the EMF.

King-Wonder how that will work for him.

Kris Gaffney-Usually not good.

[Chris Parker is ready as SammyExtreme stumbles up, and he turns towards Chris Parker. Chris Parker sets up SammyExtreme for his finisher, but it's countered with a few elbows to the side of the head.Chris Parker stumbles backwards, SammyExtreme goes for the gore, but Chris Parker moves out of the way. SammyExtreme stops short of hitting the ref. Turns around, and gets hit with Bad Company! Chris Parker goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………………………….2…………………………………3!]

JR-Chris Parker was in the right place, and right time, and won this match.

King-Think he might get invited again on ESPN?

Kris Gaffney-Maybe…

King-Good…maybe he can bring me with him….*pulls out a butcher knife, and gets a dark Sideshow Bob look* I got an old score to settle.*

JR-Before this next match, let's go back to last week on Shockwave that brought this match about...

(The EMF tron lights up with the image of Stephanie McMahon-Walker in a very sexy black dress. She walks down the hall way to a huge man, and looks up to him.)

.::Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Oh Troy, here you are, I've been looking all over for you.

(Troy smirks as he sees Steph. A thought crosses his mind but he dismisses it very quickly)

Troy:: Oh? Well whats up Steph?

.::Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Nothing much....I just wanted to talk to you about our deal we talked about a month or two back.

Troy: Yeah, what about it?

.::Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Well...Chris right now has been away from the EMF, so were in a bit of a jam as far as that goes. But I was able to get a temporary replacement tag team partner to kind of get you in the swing of things, you don't mind, do you?

(Troy frowned a bit. He was looking forward to tagging with Chris. He let out a small sigh as he scratched his head)

Troy: Well...I was looking forward to it, but what do you have in mind?

(Stephanie noticed the frown, and gave him a smile)

.::Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Don't worry...it's just for the time being. Anyways let's say I have contacts with the Organization, and I was able to get them to agree to lend us a member to tag up with you.

(Troy coughed.)

Troy: The Organization? You know I've had problems with members of The Organization right?

.::Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-I did...in fact that was a subject of conversation. But I figured, even for just one time, if you can make a team with someone you didn't get along with work, then you can work with anyone. Trust me, my contact wouldn't betray us...he better not. I got all dressed up for this, so if he did, he'll have to be prepared for my high heel up his butt. But even in that case....I wouldn't be too worried about it.

(Troy smiled reluctantly)

Troy: Alright, you wouldn't do anything to hurt me. Who's my partner?

.::Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-Firestorm, now I'm not saying he's the best partner. But as I said, if you can team with him, you can team with anyone. It's about adapting to all situations Troy. As I said...you don't have to worry about him though, in the unlikely case he becomes a problem...I'll be out there...in fact, if you don't mind of course. I'll be managing you until Chris comes back, where I'll at least have a hand in that too.

(Troy looked her up and down. She was going to be his manager? Now that's a beautiful thought. He looks around for a minute before setting his eyes back on her.)

Troy: Firestorm eh? Well, I might not like the guy...but what the hell, I'll give it a shot. But, if he pulls any funny business out there, you better expect the teamwork to end soon.

.::Stephanie McMahon-Walker::.-That's fine Troy, I don't expect anything less. As long as he keeps the end of the bargan, then I'm sure it'll be a great test for you. It's been a while for you being in a tag team anyways, it can't hurt. So, I think we should be going, that match should be starting soon.

(Stephanie walks off screen to lead the way for Troy. Troy watches as Steph starts to leave and watches her ass bounce around. He stares for a moment before following her.)

("Slither" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Firestorm is a quality wrestler, if Troy's to become champion, he's going to have to be on his game.

King-Well…maybe you can fake Firestorm out by saying "is that Elizabeth"

Kris Gaffney-bigger boobed Keira Knightley?!

King-….wrong Elizabeth.

Kris Gaffney-…oh….

("Pain" blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring followed behind by Stephanie McMahon-Walker.)

JR-With that said Troy has championship experience, and now has a manager who guided X-Cold to everything he achieved.

King-Except in his early days.

Kris Gaffney-X-Cold said if you mention those days…he'd kill you.

[Troy Gafgen and Firestorm pace around the ring, and they lock up, and Troy Gafgen pushes down Firestorm. Firestorm gets up to his feet, and tries to do something about Troy Gafgen coming towards him. But Troy Gafgen doesn't let him breath one bit, and Troy Gafgen hits a knee to the gut that doubles him over, and he tries to whip Firestorm to the ropes. But it's reversed to the ropes, and Firestorm bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Firestorm. Troy Gafgen turns around, and Firestorm hits a standing drop kick. This stumbles back Troy Gafgen, Troy Gafgen is a bit stunned, but not enough to make a huge effect on him, so he runs at Firestorm. Firestorm counters with a drop toe hold that sends Troy Gafgen into the ropes throat first. Troy Gafgen stays on the ropes, so Firestorm decides to take advantage of this move, and he runs to the ropes. He comes off of the ropes, and leaps in the air, and come crashing on the back of Troy Gafgen. Troy Gafgen neck snaps off of the second rope, and he falls on the floor. Firestorm runs at Troy Gafgen, and hits a baseball slide that sends Troy Gafgen fall off of the apron. Troy Gafgen hits the mat around ring side, and gets up to his feet, and Firestorm waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet. Firestorm sling shots himself over the top rope for a suicide dive, but Troy Gafgen catches Firestorm, and transfers him over his shoulder. Troy Gafgen aims Firestorm at the ring post, and Troy Gafgen charges at the corner. Firestorm slides out of the corner, and pushes Troy Gafgen into the ring post, and Troy Gafgen hits the ring post, and Troy Gafgen stumbles forward. Troy Gafgen gets thrown into the ring, and Firestorm tries waits for Troy Gafgen to get up to his feet. Firestorm kicks Troy Gafgen in the gut that doubles him over, and Firestorm sets up Troy Gafgen, and turns him, and goes for the Firestarter, but Troy Gafgen counters it by going for a belly to back suplex, but Firestorm rolls out of the back. Firestorm runs to the ropes, and Firestorm bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen catches Firestorm with a spinning side slam that knocks down both of the two competitors]

JR-Troy must have been watching tapes of his future tag team partner.

King-Or maybe he's been getting advance from his Dad…because of his nice suits.

Kris Gaffney-Good point..

[The ref decides to start his standing 10 count, but it's not really needed as Firestorm was able to roll out of the ring, and pull himself up by using the ropes. Firestorm climbs up to the top rope. He measures Troy Gafgen who is also getting up to his feet, and leaps off of the top rope, but Troy Gafgen counters this move with a upper cut to the chin that knocks down Firestorm. Troy Gafgen takes a few moments to rest up, but once Firestorm gets up dazed. Troy Gafgen hits a running clothesline that knocks down Firestorm. Firestorm gets up to his feet, and Troy Gafgen hits a few fists to the face that knocks back Firestorm. Troy Gafgen whips Firestorm to the ropes, Firestorm bounces off of the ropes. Troy Gafgen lowers his head, and Troy Gafgen hits a back body drop that sends Firestorm through the air, and crashing down on the mat. Firestorm slowly gets up to his feet stunned. Troy Gafgen pushes Firestorm into the corner, and he hits a few shoulder blocks in the corner. Firestorm would get to the opposite side corner but it's reversed. Troy Gafgen crashes into the corner. Troy Gafgen runs at Firestorm, but it's countered by Troy Gafgen with a shoulder to the face of Firestorm. Firestorm stumbles around stunned. Troy Gafgen waits as Firestorm turns towards him. Firestorm gets grabbed by Troy Gafgen around the throat, gets lifted up, and driven down to the mat. Troy Gafgen goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………..2…………………kick out by Firestorm. Troy Gafgen looks over to Stephanie for advice, she says something. Troy Gafgen nods his head, and he puts Firestorms hand on the mat, and hits a few knee's into the mat. Troy Gafgen then puts on an arm bar. Firestorm looks around as he looks for a way out of this hold. He backs up Troy Gafgen to the ropes, and whips Troy Gafgen off of the hold. Troy Gafgen bounces off of the ropes. Firestorm goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under, and as Firestorm turns around. Troy Gafgen goes for an arm breaker, but Firestorm counters it with a knee lift, and a DDT!]

JR-Firestorm veteran instincts might have saved him, and the title there.

King-Unless this isn't actually what happened, and he's just imagining a good out come, before the bad out come really happens.

[Firestorm pulls up Troy Gafgen, Firestorm goes for the Firestarter. Stephanie gets on the apron, Firestorm runs at her to scare her off the apron. She drops down, so it probably worked. Troy Gafgen seeing this gets up, as Firestorm turns around, Troy Gafgen goes for the crack of dawn, but it's countered into a jackknife cover, Troy Gafgen tries to get out. But he was able to hold him down for the 1……………………….2……………………….3!]

("Marc Mead's theme" blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Marc Mead has quite an opportunity here.

King-Yeah, he even let MxMxPunk make an appearance….Amy must approve.

Kris Gaffney-…depends if Punk did his homework first or not…oh well…

("MVP" blasts on the PA system as MVP walks to the ring with Eve trailing behind him.)

JR-Seemly he's just another Money Inc. member with something wrong with John Cena and Amy Dumas.

King-He could have at least gave Amy's boobs some respect…

Kris Gaffney-I doubt it…next promo, Ken Kennedy will bring Keira Knightley to pose as Amy.

King-….the visually enhanced one…right?

Kris Gaffney-Unfortunately, not!

King-NNNNNNOOOOO…

[Marc Mead runs up at the ramp at MVP, and throws a punch to MVP on the ramp, but it's blocked by MVP, and returned. Marc Mead stumbles backwards, and MVP goes towards Marc Mead, but Marc Mead responses with a knee lift into the gut that doubles over MVP, and Marc Mead tries to whip MVP to the steel steps, but it's reversed by MVP. Marc Mead goes running into the steel steps, and Marc Mead hits hard into the ring steps, and Marc Mead is in pain and MVP pulls him up, and throws him into the ring, and slides into the ring. Marc Mead is getting up to his feet, and MVP picks up Marc Mead, and hits a body slam, MVP goes to the ropes for the ballin' elbow drop, but Marc Mead nips up, and he goes for the Mead kick V.1. But MVP ducks it, and MVP ducks it, and quickly does the ballin' taunt, and goes for the elbow. But Marc Mead is able to roll out of the way, sending MVP crashing into the mat. Marc Mead times the next move just right, and he runs to the ropes as MVP is slowly getting ot his feet. As Marc Mead comes off of the ropes, and MVP counters with a quick over the head belly to belly over head throw. Marc Mead crashes into the mat, and he gets up after a little bit of time. Marc Mead stumbles up to his feet, and MVP hits a few fists to the face of Marc Mead, and tries to whip him to the ropes, and is successful in it. Marc Mead bounces off of the ropes. But Marc Mead hooks the ropes, and MVP charges at Marc Mead, and Marc Mead counters with a back body drop that sends MVP over the top rope. MVP stands on the mat, and Marc mead turns around, and MVP hits a back body drop over the top rope done through the ropes. MVP flies over the top rope, and crashes on the mat. MVP strugs his shoulders, and he does the ballin' taunt, and hits a flying elbow drop on Marc Mead that connects with Marc Mead. MVP pulls up Marc Mead, and throws him into the ring, and MVP rolls back into the ring. Marc Mead goes into the corner, and Marc Mead gets up to his feet in the corner. MVP does the taunt for his next move, and he runs to the ropes, and he runs at Marc Mead in the corner. Marc Mead falls limply to the mat, and seemly down for the count.]

JR-MVP might have just won this match right there.

King-I don't think so….competitors seem to be able to magically be able to take more in hardcore matches.

Kris Gaffney-…wonder why that is…oh well…

[MVP goes into the cover on Marc Mead, the ref counts and MVP is able to get the 1…………………………….2…………………….kick out by Marc Mead. MVP shakes his head, but doesn't argue. Instead, he tries to end this match, Marc Mead stumbles up top his feet. MVP kicks Marc Mead in the gut, and he sets up Marc Mead for the play maker. But Marc Mead spins out of it, and from that move he hits a impaler DDT that plants MVP into the mat. Marc Mead rolls out of the ring, and goes to the floor triyng to rest up. Marc Mead looks under the ring, and grabs a Singapore cane, and turns away from the ropes. MVP is able to get up to his feet, and grabs he ropes, and Marc Mead turns around, and hits MVP with a Singapore cane shot to the head of MVP. MVP falls back into the ring on the mat. Marc Mead rolls into the ring, and waits for MVP to get up to his feet. MVP hits a Singapore cane shot to the gut that doubles over MVP, and Marc Mead measures up, and hits a cane shot to the back. MVP falls down to the mat, and Marc Mead falls backwards on the ropes, and throws the cane away as he's trying to take this chance to rest up, MVP is able to get to his feet. Obviously hurting, MVP tries to get this match back under control by throwing a fist, but it's blocked by Marc Mead, and Marc Mead throws a fist back, and hits it. Marc Mead tries to whip MVP to the ropes, but it's reversed by MVP. Marc Mead bounces off of the ropes, and MVP throws Marc Mead in the air, but Marc Mead comes down with a drop kick that connects. MVP goes down to the mat. Marc Mead waits for MVP to get up to his feet, once MVP has gotten up to his feet. Marc Mead kicks MVP in the gut, and sets him up in vertical suplex position, and hooks the leg of MVP. Marc Mead then his a fisherman suplex with a bridge, the ref counts the 1………………………………….2……………………………….kick out by MVP.]

JR-Marc Mead might be closing in on the Extreme title.

King-I think he might have used the wolf ring this time.

Kris Gaffney-But he said he's done with that type of stuff.

King-That's what he wants you to believe!

[Marc Mead measures up on MVP, and MVP stumbles up to his feet. Eve jumps on the apron. Marc Mead turns his attention towards her, MVP tries to attack Mead from behind, but Marc moves out of the way. MVP stops in time to avoid hitting Eve, but not in time for Marc to nail MVP with the Mead Kick V.2! Marc Mead pulls him away from the ropes, and goes into the cover on MVP. The ref counts the 1……………………..2………………………3!]

JR-Marc Mead just took a piece of gold away from Money Inc…could this be a bad omen for them?

King-Eastman probably wants to die right now.

JR-Santino wins this match.

King-Jericho was just knocked lupid.

Kris Gaffney-All Harvard graduates agree to this statement.

JR-Welcome to another Cold Day in Hell.

King-Why is it never actually cold in Cold Day in Hell?

Kris Gaffney-Um…because were not in hell?

King- Aw, right…that was a few weeks ago…anyways.

("Walk" blasts on the PA system as Rad Hazard walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Rad just came up a bit short last week while in the fatal four way.

King-For some reason, I think Gamebreaker is going to jump all over that.

Kris Gaffney-Someone has to..

("Myke Hawke's theme" blasts on the PA system as Myke Hawke walks to the ring.)

JR-Myke Hawke is a very…interesting talent.

King-I wish I could understand the meaning behind the name.

Kris Gaffney-It's more confusing than calling yourself Wes….ok that's a lie.

JR-Myke Hawke is dominating.

King-Well, maybe Rad's being distracted by the name.

Kris Gaffney-I still don't get it…

JR-There is a favorite of the Macho Man.

King-I didn't know the TV title match was going to happen now.

JR-Rad Hazard stole this one.

King-Must be his new attitude is paying off.

(We go backstage where John Cena is holding a huge bag which is overflowing with what appears to be letters. He has a big smile on his face, as he speaks to the camera.) Cena: Many of you won't know this, but following the events of last week, when Randy Evans was horrifically sidelineds by Dan Godwin, I advertised to the entire EMF that I was looking for someone Elite to take his place. And look at the number of applicants! I didn't even know we had this many people on our roster. Its insane, but its understable. Of course, everyone wants to work with John Cena! I'm sure there's even people in here I don't see eye to eye with. Hell... I bet even Dan Godwin himself must be in here somewhere! But I wouldn't want my personal feelings and hatred towards someone to get in the ay of me picking the most Elite Superstar out of this bag. So I am handing it over to my trusted assistant... Kelly Kelly. And later tonight me and her will head down to the ring, and we shall announce to the world the lucky individual who is about to become.... Elite! (We fade back to ringside.) ("Bad, Bad Man" blasts out and John Cena and Kelly Kelly head to the ring. Kelly looks troubled, however, while Cena is still buzzing with excitment. He slides into the ring, takes a microphone, and addresses the fans.) Cena: I know the anticipation must be killing you all. Believe me... its killing me too. So come on Kelly.... give us the details. Who was in there? I bet Money Inc came begging. Godwin too? Hell I bet even Dewey Pond thought he'd try his luck! Come on give me the good news... Kelly: John.... I will just say that none of the applicants were suitable for the position... (Cena laughs.) Cena: OK stop fooling around. There were hundreds of names. Hell I bet even some of our audience found a way to get an application in. You must have picked one out Kelly. Surely there was one who stood out to you. Kelly: Oh there was... but your not going to want him. Or any of them. I think you and Maddox should contunue The Elite... by yourselves. Cena: Bullshit! Come on Kelly, you just said one of them stood out for you. Make that guys year. Make The Elite a force again. Name the superstar, and get him out here so I can congratulate him. Kelly: Seriiously... there were no.... Cena: I want a name Kelly! Kelly: Alright.... well the name is.... Cena: No.. no! The newest member of The Elite is.... Kelly: *sighs*. Fine. The newest member of The Elite is...... *she whimpers, and says in a whispering tone*.... Goldust. (Cena gets a shocked look on his face and suddenly "Shattered Dreams" begins to play and the Gold lights that tell us Goldust is on his way out here. Cena gets a stunned look on his face and then slides out of the ring, grabbing Kelly Kelly too. He then leaps over the barricade and heads out through the crowd, running as fast as he can. The cameras follow Cena as he runs up the steps, and out onto the concourse. They then follow him backstage as he runs at full speed towards his office, with Kelly Kelly following behind. He runs inside, and then looks back out, calling out to Kelly to hurry up. Kelly comes inside and Cena slams the door. He heads straight for the bag of applications, and pours them out onto the floor. He takes one.... "Goldust". Another.... "Goldust". A third and a fourth..... both Goldust. He looks through a few more as fast as possile but soon it hits him.... they are ALL from Goldust. Suddenly, there's a knock...) Cena: No.... way... Kelly: It can't be him... he's in the ring.... isn't he? (Cena opens the door carefully. Sure enough, standing outside his office is none other than Goldust! Cena leaps backwards.) Cena: Erm.... sorry.... the position is taken.... (Cena slams the door as fast as he can. But then he turns around, to see Goldust sitting in his seat. It dawns on him that the man outside was just dressed like Goldust. So too... probably, was the one heading to the ring. The real deal had been here the whole time....) Goldust: I told you John. You would never forget the name(takes a deep breathe)Gollllllllduuuuuuuuuuuuusttttttttttttttttttt. (We fade out with Goldust letting out an echoing laugh. John Cena and Kelly run out the office as fast as they can.) ("without me" blasts on the PA system as Degenerate walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-The former TV champion has quite a task ahead of him.

King-Seemly he wants everyone to know who he is.

Kris Gaffney-Don't we all.

("Come Out and Play" blasts on the PA system as Ville Vesneski walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Ville for some reason insisted on this match.

King-He insists on a lot of things…

Kris Gaffney-Same thing with me and your Mom…

JR-Ville Vesneski might not like this fall.

King-Does he have a choice in the matter?

Kris Gaffney-If he doesn't have one, I'm sure he'll think of something stupid to do….hell he might do it even if he figures out how to get out of the move.

JR-I think Ville is getting frustrated

King-Yeah, seems about that time in the match.

Kris Gaffney-Yet we still sell *shrugs*

JR-I guess Tazte isn't going to let what happened last match go.

King-long term memory in wrestling….NEVER!

("tha gamebreaker" blasts on the PA system as Chris Parker walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-This man was also known from his appearance on ESPN.

King-He's kinda like the EMF's Troy Macalore

("Destroy Everything" blasts on the PA system as SammyExtreme walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-Although, he's going to have quite a test with this EMF veteran.

King-I hope he's not a fan of tables….because I think one might be smashed before this match is over.

Kris Gaffney-…or turned gay…

JR-SammyExtreme almost got the three count there.

King-He also effectively killed some time.

Kris Gaffney-Yeah…that's always handy.

JR-Chris Parker is nearing his first win here in the EMF.

King-Wonder how that will work for him.

Kris Gaffney-Usually not good.

JR-Chris Parker was in the right place, and right time, and won this match.

King-Think he might get invited again on ESPN?

Kris Gaffney-Maybe…

King-Good…maybe he can bring me with him….*pulls out a butcher knife, and gets a dark Sideshow Bob look* I got an old score to settle.*

("Slither" blasts on the PA system as Firestorm walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Firestorm is a quality wrestler, if Troy's to become champion, he's going to have to be on his game.

King-Well…maybe you can fake Firestorm out by saying "is that Elizabeth"

Kris Gaffney-bigger boobed Keira Knightley?!

King-….wrong Elizabeth.

Kris Gaffney-…oh….

("Pain" blasts on the PA system as Troy Gafgen walks to the ring followed behind by Stephanie McMahon-Walker.)

JR-With that said Troy has championship experience, and now has a manager who guided X-Cold to everything he achieved.

King-Except in his early days.

Kris Gaffney-X-Cold said if you mention those days…he'd kill you.

JR-Troy must have been watching tapes of his future tag team partner.

King-Or maybe he's been getting advance from his Dad…because of his nice suits.

Kris Gaffney-Good point..

JR-Firestorm veteran instincts might have saved him, and the title there.

King-Unless this isn't actually what happened, and he's just imagining a good out come, before the bad out come really happens.

("Marc Mead's theme" blasts on the PA system as Marc Mead walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

JR-Marc Mead has quite an opportunity here.

King-Yeah, he even let MxMxPunk make an appearance….Amy must approve.

Kris Gaffney-…depends if Punk did his homework first or not…oh well…

("MVP" blasts on the PA system as MVP walks to the ring with Eve trailing behind him.)

JR-Seemly he's just another Money Inc. member with something wrong with John Cena and Amy Dumas.

King-He could have at least gave Amy's boobs some respect…

Kris Gaffney-I doubt it…next promo, Ken Kennedy will bring Keira Knightley to pose as Amy.

King-….the visually enhanced one…right?

Kris Gaffney-Unfortunately, not!

King-NNNNNNOOOOO…

JR-MVP might have just won this match right there.

King-I don't think so….competitors seem to be able to magically be able to take more in hardcore matches.

Kris Gaffney-…wonder why that is…oh well…

JR-Marc Mead might be closing in on the Extreme title.

King-I think he might have used the wolf ring this time.

Kris Gaffney-But he said he's done with that type of stuff.

King-That's what he wants you to believe!

JR-Marc Mead just took a piece of gold away from Money Inc…could this be a bad omen for them?

King-Eastman probably wants to die right now.

("Dirty Window" blasts on the PA system as Dan Godwin walks to the ring, and he slides into the ring.)

JR-A month ago, we probably would have thought that we might not see Godwin again.

King-I don't think that would be good for Fairbanks health.

Kris Gaffney-Probably not…

("Problem Solver" blasts on the PA system as son Tomko walks to the ring, and he steps inside of the ring.)

Kris Gaffney-You know…I noticed there are a lot of Keira Knightley references this Pay Per View.

King-Yeah…as Tomko pointed out…that's what they showed on the plane ride here.

Kris Gaffney-Wonder who's behind this…

Just…Rick- They'll have to believe me now….I know Johnny Depp…aaaahahhahaaha!

[Tyson Tomko, and Dan Godwin pace around the ring, they lock up. Dan Godwin goes behind Tyson Tomko, and hits a few clubbing blow to the back of Tyson Tomko. Dan Godwin puts on a side headlock, but Tyson Tomko goes for a belly to back suplex, but Dan Godwin is able to roll out of the back of Tyson Tomko. Tyson Tomko turns around and Dan Godwin hits a standing hurricarana, and hits a mounted punches. Finally the ref makes Dan Godwin get off of Tyson Tomko. Tyson Tomko gets up to his feet, and Tyson Tomko gets knocked down with a clothesline. Tyson Tomko gets up to his feet, and Tyson Tomko is dazed. Dan Godwin tries to whip Tyson Tomko to the ropes, but it's reversed. He bounces off of the ropes, and Tyson Tomko goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under. Dan Godwin continues to the other side of the ring. He bounces off of the ropes, and hits a flying forearm to the face of Tyson Tomko. That knocks down Tyson Tomko. Dan Godwin gets up to his feet, and so does Tyson Tomko. Dan Godwin hits an inverted atomic drop that stuns Tyson Tomko. Dan Godwin waits as Tyson Tomko stumbles around, and Dan Godwin hits a double leg take down. Dan Godwin aims Tyson Tomko to the nearest turnbuckle. Dan Godwin executes the move, and Tyson Tomko goes flying into the top turnbuckle. Tyson Tomko stumbles out of the corner, and Dan Godwin hits a belly to back suplex that connects on Tyson Tomko. Dan Godwin goes to the outside, and climbs up to the top rope. Dan Godwin measures up on Tyson Tomko, and leaps off of the top rope, and connects with a flying splash on Tyson Tomko. Dan Godwin goes into the cover, and gets the 1……………………………2……………………….kick out by Tyson Tomko. Dan Godwin can't believe he didn't get the three there, so he decides to do at least one more move before going for the kill. He pulls up Tyson Tomko into a piledriver/power bomb position. He lifts up Tyson Tomko, and drives him down with a jumping piledriver that drives Tyson Tomko's head into the mat.]

JR-Dan Godwin might be closing in on another world championship here.

King-And going over Tyson Tomko to do it.

Kris Gaffney-…Luckily this isn't Kennedy. The explainations would make your mind explode!

[Dan Godwin signals for the end as he starts to stomp the mat, seemly he's not afraid of copyright infringement. Anyways, Tyson Tomko gets up to his feet, and Dan Godwin goes for the eXecution. But it's caught by Tyson Tomko, Tyson Tomko holds Dan Godwin there for a few moments, then spins him around, and Tyson Tomko hits a spike spinebuster. Tyson Tomko falls back to the ropes, and Tyson Tomko takes a few moments to rest up, as Dan Godwin is down on the mat. Dan Godwin slowly gets up to his feet. Tyson Tomko grabs Dan Godwin by the throat, and throws Dan Godwin into the corner. Tyson Tomko hits a few fists to the body of Dan Godwin, then finishes off with a hard fist to the face. Before the ref can get in between Dan Godwin and Tyson Tomko. Tyson Tomko whips Dan Godwin to the corner, Dan Godwin comes out of the corner stumbling.Tyson Tomko picks up Dan Godwin over his head, and holds him up in the air for a military press. Then he drives him down with a military press slam. Unlike the other times, Dan Godwin bounces off the mat fairly quickly, and Tyson Tomko hits a few fists to the face of Dan Godwin. Tyson Tomko whips Dan Godwin off of the ropes, Dan Godwin bounces off of the ropes. Dan Godwin goes for a clothesline, but it's ducked under by Dan Godwin who continues to the other side of the ring. Dan Godwin bounces off of the opposite side of the ring. He comes off of the ropes, and bounces off of the ropes. Dan Godwin leaps off of the ropes for a cross body block, but it's caught by Tyson Tomko who drives Dan Godwin down for a rib breaker. But doesn't let go and brings him back up, then hits a fall away slam. Dan Godwin crashes into the mat, and he slowly gets up to his feet Tyson Tomko waits as Godwin turns around, and Tyson Tomko sets him up, and hits a belly to belly suplex that connects on Dan Godwin. Tyson Tomko from that move goes into the cover, the ref counts the 1…………………….2…………………………………..kick out by Dan Godwin. Tyson Tomko hits the mat, thinking that he should have gotten the three there.]

JR-Tyson Tomko almost had the match right here.

King-I'd like for someone for once to get the pin here.

Kris Gaffney- Yeah….we'll have to wait until someone switches it up.

[Tyson Tomko pulls up Dan Godwin, and picks him up on his shoulders. Dan Godwin slides out of back of Tyson Tomko, and Dan Godwin hits an execution, but doesn't get it all. Dan Godwin falls to the mat, and Tyson Tomko falls backwards to the ropes. Dan Godwin slowly gets up to his feet, and Tyson Tomko see's this trying to get the match back in control. He goes for a big boot, but it's ducked under by Dan Godwin, and Tyson Tomko gets hit with another eXecution solidly! Dan Godwin goes into the cover, and gets the 1………………2………………3!]

JR-Dan Godwin is champion again.

(note: I didn't just had Godwin win because of recent events, this has always been the decision, and been the decision for sometime. But to prove it, I will show my work this one time, even though it might be ignored. When you start out an RP focusing more on what your other character are doing in a limited k match, that's always something that could spell doom. Tomko's text was good, but there were parts of it that I wasn't a fan of. Our top three things we look for is focus, quality, text quality. It's been determined whether it be on a small scale or on a bigger one. Godwin had the better RP, and that's the only reason.)

(days later)

(We open the scene at Cena mansions at dark, the Cena/Amy. Currently all the people who occupy it are the Cena/Amy children, and the baby sitter, who you'll never meet, because it's not important. The Cena children have all been put to sleep; however, there is one child that is not in bed. Ashley Irvine sneaks down the hallway, and she makes a turn into a bed room, she slowly closes the door so not to be noticed. Then she randomly jumps on the bed bouncing a little bit after she hits it. Laura Cena, who had been sleeping, opens her eyes, and smiles a little, but seems a little annoyed at the same time.)

Laura: Ashley..... i'm sleepy!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Hehe...sorry Laura, I'm just not...shouldn't have eaten so much sugar! YAY Halloween is the best!

Laura: Yep.... it is. But we still need to sleep Ashley!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Aw...that's no fun, were not even in school yet....huh...wonder what school is...it just came to mind. Hey, out the window, is that a squirrel? Their soooooo cute!

Laura: How can you see? Its pitch black out there.... i'm sure the squirrels sleeping too!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-My Mom told me us Dumas women have good eyes, isn't that cool?

Laura: Yep, thats cool. Well... now that i'm awake... what are we gonna do?

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Well....I do have a the urge to play hungry, hungry hippos! How about that!...Or maybe we could talk about our parents!

Laura: We could but.... why would you want to? I thought your meant to hate my parents... for.... some reason I don't understand! And we all now how great you Mom is.... how could we forget?

.::Ashley Irvine::.-I'm just a little girl! I don't know any better silly hehehe! Everyone lately have been soooooo mean to my Mom *hums angry*

Laura: Really? Like who? My Dads being real nice to her! Even nicer than he was to my Mom. At least... I think so.

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Yeah...whatever happened to your Mom...it's like she just disappeared or something.

Laura: I don't know. My Dad just said she had to go away. But its ok because I got to live with you now!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Yeah...that's weird...haven't seen my Daddy lately...although I think I seen his evil twin.

Laura: Really? People have evil twins? I thought twins were meant to be awesome!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Oh they are! *she puts up a signed picture of Ashley Massaro* but then there is the EVILLLLL twin! My Dad's is very sirius, and doesn't want to entertain anyone. Makes me wonder if other people are also my Dad's evil twin too...but oh well! So YAY! That's what an evil twin is!

Laura: Hmm... i'd hate to meet one of them evil twins, they sound scary.

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Aw...sometimes their funny to see what the opposite of you are! Does your Mom have an evil twin? That would be cool, I'm not sure what she'd be like though....*hums troubled*

Laura: I don't know either..... I hope she doesn't have one anywhere. Shed probably be very annoying and scary!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Well...maybe she doesn't have one, but for argument sake, you want to figure it out?

Laura: Hmm.... well my Mom always says she doesn't believe in God... so I guess the twin really would!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Yeah! That doesn't sound too good, my Mom tells me that religion is about forgiveness....so maybe your evil twin would be forgiving to everyone! She doesn't sound so bad so far, don't you think?

Laura: Maybe... but it sounds like that would get annoying! Although would be fun to do whatever we want and not get told off!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-We might get prayed to death though! Hehe...your right, that might get annoying. Hhhhmmmm *troubled, then thinks of something*....maybe she'd try to spread her happiness around the world! YAY! That would be good though!

Laura: Well thats always good! But still.. she's the EVIL twin, thats not good!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Yeah...she'd probably need to do something stupid. Like ignore the one who loves her the most, that wouldn't be good...that ppppoooor guy. He'd probably end up working in something called an e-fed, and take orders from everyone, while droning on about his past...that's never good....*hums sadly* He'd be like a Cloud Strife clone! Cloud! I love Aeris! *She hugs an Aeris Gainsborough doll*

Laura: I..... don't understand. But i'm sure your right. Well since i'm up.... I might go find something to clean up while we talk!

.::Ashley Irvine::.-I can help you with that, *she grabs the covers, and tosses around the room* YAY!

Laura: Thank you! I love cleaning but i'm told I shouldn't mess things up just to clean them.... its very annoying. *She gets up to clean up the mess*

.::Ashley Irvine::.-Hehe...well...just like a joke about someone who hides their own gay feelings through gay jokes. It's just a set up, I'm just getting started!

(Ashley runs to cause chaos. Laura laughs and chases after her, clearing up everything she does.)

Laura: Yey! Cleaning and Ashley, my two favourite things!

(We fade out of this scene and go to John Cena standing outside his house, in the porch area. He has the EMF World Championship in his hands, and is just looking at it, smirking. He may not have technically won it, but he knew that after Cold Day In Hell, he deserved it. And the knowledge that it would be killing Dan Godwin made it even sweeter to hold it. The door opens nearby and out steps John Cena's fiancee Amy Dumas. She is wearing her most expensive, and sexy dress. Which shows off a good deal of her breasts, and has a long slit up the side of the skirt. She is carrying two hard alcoholic drinks in her hand. She hands one to Cena, bending over longer than she needed to give her husband to be a nice view, and then sitting in a chair. Before she takes a sip, she says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-Let me know what you think hun, it's been a while since I've mixed drinks.

Cena: With the high i'm on from having this title back and having the worlds hottest woman in my sight... I don't think I even need a drink. Not that it'll hurt or anything.

(Cena takes a sip of the drink, and smiles.)

Cena: I like it. Its almost as good as it feels to be John Cena right about now..... but not quite!

.::Amy Dumas::.-*she giggles*....I'd have some things we could do to make this situation better. I'm not sure it's too safe, but what else could we ever want. Your the champion of the world, and most importantly *She puts down her drink, and she starts rubbing his chest*...my champion. What else could be on your mind?

(Cena smiles. If perfection existed, he was fairly sure this was it. Well.... maybe not quite, but the only thing to improve the situation was definately on the cards.)

Cena: I don't know how anyone could have anything else on his mind at a time like this Amy.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh, I think I know what's on your mind hun *she walks behind Cena, and puts her arms around his neck*...if the kids weren't around, who knows. It could be very hot to do that here....too bad huh *she winks*

Cena: Well... here is definately a possibility. Wouldn't exactly be the first time, would it? But before that... I want to ask you something Amy. I think its the perfect time to do so... as its probably the only thing, apart from the obvious, that could make John Cena's life even better.

(She goes back, and starts to sip her drink.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-That's horrible hun *in teasing tone*....our kids would be scarred for life if the haven't gone to sleep yet, and walked in on us. But yeah...you can ask me anything...what is it?

Cena: Well.... since Godwin ruined the first one... I was thinking we should try again, and get married for real this time. I mean, its great having taken the title from him and all... but its like he still sort of has one over us. Not that thats anywhere near as important as the fact I just want to make sure that I get to spend the entire rest of my life feeling this happy because i'm with you.

.::Amy Dumas::.-Oh hun...you didn't even have to ask, of course I'll marry you!

(She puts down her drink, and goes over to Cena, and kind of sits in his lap, and starts to kiss him. Cena begins kissing her back, and the two seem to be getting carried away.)

Cena: You want to be careful Amy. I thought you were worried about the kids seeing us?

.::Amy Dumas::.-Yeah...maybe we should stop before things get too far..

Cena: Forget that, i'm sure they're asleep. Lets just go for it Amy....

(Cena continues to kiss Amy, and is getting carried away. Within moments, he has removed her dress, leaving Amy in her bra and thong. However he is soon prevented from going any further.

Amy pushes him back for a moment, and says.)

.::Amy Dumas::.-..John, at least take me to the bed room, then I'll tell you what...we'll go as far as you want. Besides, didn't you say you wanted to wait to get me totally knocked up?

Cena: Alright Amy, fair enough. If thats what you want to do.

(Cena kisses her again, smiles, and then lifts her up. He begins to carry her up the stairs towards the bedroom as we fade away.)